A DCKWOOi3 l-:LOIE.nT. in FVe.vx nA.nn.nY. "There ain't notliinj; acre but the woods, an' the river, and n few shiftless neiprhhor;', but if you can stand it, we would like to have you stav," remarked Mrs. Savage, when Marianne and I proposed spending a month or f; at her hospitable mansion. A winter's trip into the pine woods had inspired us with a desire t ' i-:t it wlira it wan -rrocn, instead ol'hite, and as Marianne it so:n- vl.nt of fan invalid this Fprinsj, and i.!;.M'fti in i.int- lirci -zi-x. wo started. l.i-i il.iv of Anril. tWihc same 1 1M Ma fos belli nd us: we isV-ip; iVn?!i breezes, arbutus bios eoais, ar.d May parlies, which are still in o7ue in this part of the country. Not the forlorn, paper weathered, baredieadod, shivering affairs which are plentiful in the fuberbs of the larger New England citits. on 'the first of the ilowerr nioiUii. but merry tramps after ar butus Uowers, the parties composed of young, men arid maidens, as well as children. Dinner is Uruullv spread in pome vacant lodgin camp, or, if it be warm enough, under she trees out side, while Lwi, year's leaves fall into the drinking cujs. and a great deal of fua "lid jollity prevails. We tr.eounU red many of these -iiiv D-.rties or our wav from 15an- ?or imward. and each one seemed j merrier ti an the last DnsK was creeping like a mist over the little hamkt, cut like an oval 1 The elder was expected before tca Jtime, and we did not desert our i post bvthe window until ho made his appearance, lie traveled in wnat they called the "commoda shun," a rimative conveyance, driven by a jovial young man from the end of the ptage route, several miles below. He was a tall, un gainlv man of forty, or thereabouts. He wore shiny black broadcloth and a tall hat, resembling a stage oountrvman in his Sunday best His hair was black oily and curling. II is eves were beautiful blue but looked both idecpy and sinister, and when he moved his hat, we were amused to notice "the widower's which Phehc had mentioned n rt-i : f ! m fccorruuiiy. ine ex prelum i t ' f . - - . .i . v. .... (i.lvfll I f . :m'.1 ,u'e ind.-.U-nce and shanmeps. He car-1 Mound c ear a t b Jn ,)ig hand) i-lint'14 lilos-l . . n .. . i p i. and invariably pwallowcu oeiore ne spoke. He addressed Mrs. Savage as "Sister Savage," and rushed for ward to greet her with a smile which was sultry in its sweetness, l'hebe, without paying the least attention to the elder, was exchanging a great deal of mysterious banter with the jovial young man, under his very nose. "I am afraid that young man is on the downward road," sighed the j elder viewing their proceedings ifrom the window, after lie had re- iluctantlv entered the house. Mrs. Savage looked alarmed, and hastened to call l'hebe, who did not hasten to make her appearance. The young man was to stay at the house all night, as the roads were bad, and his horse was disabled some wa, and not until he moved toward the stable with his weary steed, did she exhibit the slightest intention of ed to make the best of it. The cider, on being informed of the elopement, seemed to be moro affected that thev should have gone to Elder Wright to be married, than by any, panes of unrenuitlcd love. "they might, at least, have given mc the "privilege of marryiDg them, though taint likely Seth could af ford to pay much of fee," said he regretfully. A day or two later he informed Mrs. Savage that it had been reveal ed to him that there was a provi dence in I'hcbe's refusal to marry him, and Heaven had ordained that he should marry her, instead. And Mrs. Sauage accepted the ordination of Heaven. C'lutc'ied tjr Bor. Xromt.ie midst oi me lortsi, wiicn iif.fi,;, Riotv we n- yb d there a:er our long ,fhc t()XarJ with day s ride. It was three miles from .u.,lful t,1Hlerness, and attempt tuc se. ne m oar winters visit, and a . - ,.-,, i,..r ?i0,v. location. The jV ' in; ire picturesque r ver not long rcleaseil,iroin its pns o:i of ice, was singing the wildest of spring songs. 1'ale green birches only in bud ns vet, were shivering . . ( . 1 Ixl. 1 1 against tiie uarx velvet, oaeu grounu of 'the ine woods. Frogs were call jni Irasicallv Irom everv direction. arid as we alighted at Mrs. Savage's hxr we could pmtll the odorous breath of kine, and hear the pleasant round of dripping milk into full pails. The milkmaid, a rosy-cheeked, moon-laced tirl, rushed from the shed near by, pail iu hand, while Mrs. S iv.ige herself stood on the y-tep to greet VW. "Hurry I'iiebe!'' she admonished ;he milkiii iid ; "suppcr'e all ready ;i.v. aad I ox peel nothing but that bese ladies is half starved.'" T inf cheek. "Quit!"' said Piiebe, repulsinghim with an angry push. 'Thebe Jane!'' ejaculated mother reprovingly. "Lor, Sister S ivage," said the el der with another sultry smile, "girls will be bashful, you know, and we musn't blame little l'hebe. She'll : get over it, in time, 1 11 warrant you. immin folks am t oitenvery iacK ward as far as I am concerned." And he beamed all over with still complacency. Mrs. Savage turned one admiring rye from his visage and another thiealcning one from her daughter, and proceeded to perform an intro duction between us and the elder. His affability was cstfcun, and ad- nrofawoodresoniew.iat , theolnicai Ji.ciission !ir i!ro(iiinnr si,ii:its. The voices of frogs and extreme weari- ness arecnouli to depress the stout-: r?t souK j Mrs. Savn-e, Tuebo, my darter," and "my son John," compose the runily. Mrs. Savage wears her lir fliort. and looks as determined as cheerful. When not about her house work, she makes log cabin quilts, and hooks rugs. Thelte has traw oeloral ringlets, she is 19 years of ::ge, she sweeps, washes the dishes, an 1. when John is busy, does the milking. John looks manly but sivins overcome by shyness. He .verrs red slnrts, is employed in getting out lumber in the daytime, snd iu courtin-jr in the evening. All this we b-;irned before noon the next day, nn l we !?o learned that the .list of Mavis rather early in the season in the backwoods if there is fckies are no east winds, and the ir. V. r)y the nxt morning we t"' n littie tramp into the woods. We i.ilIPli the e,M r iiti'i. while Mrs. Savage and Thebe busied themselves preparing supper. Hut as ha had the discussion all to him self, lie won wearied of it, and fa vored us with his views on politics and tempercnec at gteai length. "Hain't I seen you down btlow?" he suddenly inquired from the midst of Ins disfjuisition. searching Marianne's face, vdb a puzzled ex pression. We were both considerably star ted, for as bis speech was extreme ly free with the nam? of his patanic majests. the "down lielow," was. naturally, suggestive of a very ob jectionable region. It was a great relict to tind out that lie only meani ltar.gor alter all. Phelw Hnd the strange young man, who seemed by no means strange to jher, appeared rather excited and were inclined to laugh at thfr elder .during the solemn exercise of sui !per. Th" elder regarded him with 'severe disapproval, and remarkel cheerfully fvTil times, that be knew one or two young men who : wero going straight to destruction. I Evening, however, found J'"ebe IiOttie Merrill, the female hunter of Wayne cou ity, Fa., has just had another adventure which is worthy of record, and one which came so near costing her life that she will probably in the future never resume her mascutar spori. a iew uuys ago, just after the great sleet 6torm which swent over the whole country, Ixittie determined to go deer hunt ing. Donning her snow shoes she started to cross Drig Swamp, a dense mass of scrub oaks and lau rel. When she had reached the centre of the marsh she discovered the foot-prints of a very large tcar on the crust She followed the trail out of the swamp for about two miles, when she discovered the den which the animal inhabited. En tering the cave she found two little cubs on a bed of leaves m . one cor ner. The cubs were about the size of kittens, and were easily captured, lyoltie was emerging from the cave when she was met by an immense she bear. The bear had heard the cubs yell, and was making all pos sible speed to rescue them, before Ixittie could draw her rifle to her shoulder the animal was upon her, rrasnimr her in her paws, and gave hor ! her such a squeeze that she fainted, i when the bear, thinking her dead. released her grip. She lortunately regained consciousness quickly, and while the bear was playing with her cubs the plucky hunter drew her rifle and 6hot her in the Bide. The bullet did not 6trike the animal's heart, and as the brute dashed at her again Lottie drew her hunting knife and with one bold stroke near ly severed the bear's head from the body. Iottie was just congratulat ing 'herself on her escape when the bear's mate made his appearance. IiOttie's rifle was unloaded, and she was totally unprepared for a second encounter, but determined to fight it out. The struggle was a long one. Fortunately the young lady was not encumbered in hcrmotipns by petti coats, for in all her hunting expe ditions she wears pantaloons of doo skin with a long blouse. When, finally Ixittie thought the bear was dead she stooped over to cut its throat, and the animal, with one A Chunk of Natural lllhtory. home in a short space of picturesque ruin of nn its crumbling logs Ikmu- ti fully draped iu moss, a iowly lit- t-e round pond, blinking brightly iniure, the voung man sleepy, the under green Hinges, a pienty ot rar-1 ..(cr PtHi in a theological, but not ariej'us blossom', and a dntt ot vhite liinss-wood buds and delicate :" ri:s. W'c beard the low. sweet, song of a bird that we had never beard before, but the woods were wet. and the air was so chilly and damn that we were triad to make our way time. "lam interested in Phcbeand her weping," eaid Marianne. "After all, human nature i more interest ing than any other kind at this sea son of the year, e? nee i ally." ' I wh lave nature nei -U at sinner can, X've uit where sle- m pranJeur shows in iun." I quoted. "Mrs. Savage said that the elder was coming to-night, and I am anxious to see him. Isn't there some connection between this ex pected event amH'hebc's weeping?" "I imagined that her tears were evoked by the pathos of the New York :,vr,' said Marianne. "I f aw them dripping profusely over the first page, while she plied the 11 11 1 ;;s!icioiii uus morning. We went home to find the house ns redolent of spices as on Thanks giving day, and Mrs. Savage in a perfect bustle of cookery. Phclw's red cheeks were quite blistered with tears, and she was beating eggs with an air of martyrdom. "The cider, he's fond of .sweet meats as a child, and I'm a trying to get up something that he can cat, though I'hebe's actions put me all oat. and 1 hardly know what I'm do ing. Who ever heard of a girl's crying the hull enduring time, for two or three days, coz her beau was coming?" said the elder lady. "He ain't my beau, no mor'n an ithcr at all, I won't have him for a beau," asserted the tearful damsel, wiping her eyes with her apron, "and I think vou would le ashamed to call him that before folks." "Strange that girls never will know when they're well off. The elder's the pcntclest man in the country, to say nothing of the priv ilege of marrying into the gospel, so to speak. An' liietie reckons she's put upon the worst kind coz I kal kcrlate he shell marry him. He'll make an awful good husband, ai. i as fond of her as ken be. I should think he was," gasped i'helx, handling her egg-beater like a weapon of vengence. "Taint me't lie likes, an' all the neighbors knows it. He ain't cot no property him elt" " "Phcbe Jane Savage, what air you a tsiking altout?'' exclaimed "her: motiM-r, in a tone of exaspiraUcn. "Ifyou Hint keerful vou '11 lose him. after all. There ain't a girl around here but what would jump to git Lira girls better offn you be, too." "They're welcome to hioj, 'wider cr's peak, an' all," said Miebe. "He" Mriauno aiid I retreated to the sitting-room. The fire snnped cheerily. The birds were pinging outside, and we could see from the winuow . . . i so severe a mood, and casting ioe like glances toward the maid of his choice. Hut Mrs. Savage looked anxious, and was continually drop ping a stieh in her knitting. "My son John" and the strange young nr'n, who seemed to bo fast iriends nt i red earlv, pleading fatigue. Then Phebe, in spite of her mother's remonstrating glances, retired also. The elder asked permission to smoke a pipe, and no objection being ex pressed, he puffed away, uttering a little exhortation between the puffs. "So Phebe u engaged to the el der?" inquired Marianne, when the reverand gentleman had taVcn his departure for the night, and we sat with Mrs. Savage bv the (iresidi?. "Why, yes, 1 kalkerlate they'll Itf married. " She's awfully bigoted, though, an' says she won't have him," (Bigoted is the word used for a'! sorti of objectionable behavior, in the Aroostook,) "This young man that druv the elder up, hep' school in our distriet, an courted her for a spell, winter 'fore last, an' I'm afeerd he's turning her head agin now." "A marriage with him seems a great deal more suitable," I ventur ed, feeling deep sympathy for the poor damskl. "The elder U 0 much older than Phebe." "Yes, indeed," said Marianne, warm ly, "you ought to marry the elder yourself, Mrs. Savage." "riakes alive!" remarked the lady, "the elder's enough sight too young and handsome for me - I'm bound to have him in the family, though, if 'tis only to suite Widow Jones, that's ... .. ... a setting her cap at mm JikeaJl pos sessed. an' is alk-rj a whimpering stroke of Jjis monstrous paw, tore the elotldng almi.it completely from her bodv. During the protracted struggle the bear had reached the edge of a cliff fully a hundred feet high and sloping at an angle of more than 4 J down to the Waljinpaupack Creek. As the bear grabbed Ltttie he commenced slvliniron the slip pery crust down thii'alinost per ncndicular slope. Lottie wr car ried with him. and every foot of distance traversed added to tbeir velocity. When they reached the foot of the slope they struck against a tree, completely killing the bear and breaking tJVO of Iottie's ribs, her left arm, and one of her limbs. Siie managed, however, to crawl about a mile to a house, where she received medical treatment The first bear killed weighed when dress ed, 40v pounds, and the male one 4S4 younda. I,ol4jp, who is improv ing slowly, has the cubs iu b$r pos session, but she says it will be some time before she will take another expedition o the kind. Come Here Lilt tie Girl. Professor Luigi Monti tells a pleas ant story of lmgudlow, r or many years ha-ha been in the habit of dining with the poet every Saturday, On Christmas Day, as lie was brisk ly walking toward the old historic house, he was accosted by a girl about 12 years old. who inquired the wav to Longfellow's home. He told her that he would show her. When they reached the gate she said : "Do you think I can go into the yard ?" "Oh, yes," said Signor MonU. l)o you see that room on the left? That's tsdipro Martha Wash ington held her reception x him dred veara ago. If you look at the windows on the right you will prob ably see a white-haired gentleman reading a paper. Well, that will be Mr. Longtidkiw, She looked crat ificd at the unexpected pleasure of really seeing the man whose poems she said she loved. A Signor Mon ti drew near the house he saw Mr. Longfellow standing with his back against the window, his head of course, out of sight. When he went in he said, "Do look out of the win dow and av t,o that little girl, who wants to see you very much. ." "A little girl wants to see me very much"; where is she? lie Hastened to the door, and, beckoning with his hand, called out "Come here, little girl ; come here if you want to see mc." She needed no second invitation, and after shaking her hand andask- i ins her name ho took her into the A boy about fourteen years of ago ww smoking a cigar on the soutli portic of the City Hall the other morni 'g when a citizen halted before him aid said: "Bo ', do you realize what you are doing." . "Smokin' a wonderful good five center, won on a bet," was the re ply. "Butti evt you know that you are filling your system with deadly poisofr?" "Naw." "Well, you are. That cigar con tains enough nicotine to kill a cat" "I'm no cat" "I know. It docs not kill you suddenly, but poisons the blood and sows the seed of fell disease. You may drop dead pn your way home, my boy. "I ain't oin' home." "It fills me with horror to see a lad of your age destroying both soul and body. ' lioy, I entreat 'ou to throw away that vile cigar." "I dasn't Some one else would pick it up and he pizened." "Throw it away and I'll bu- you three apples." "Don't like 'em." "Or a quart of peanuts." "Say," said the loy as he fondly regarded the inch of ashes at the end of the cigar. "I bet a boy the cigars this morning that he couldn't tech hi3 tongue to a lamppost and then sing "Sally Walter? He teched, and there's a crowd up there now tryin' to thaw him loose. I ain't 'ery scart about bein' pizened, and I don't keer much for fatherly ad vice, but if you've got any spare time you might go up there and tell that ter boy that a chunk of natur al philosophy is worth a hull barn ful of experiments." Hight Watering ofrianu. "Ifyou were Very thirsty," said old Mr. Ewing, "and I was to pour a glass of water on top of your head, would you be very grateful to me?" "No, ' said Tom, who was watering his geranium ; I'd be mad!" "Well," said the old man, "you are not treating your plant much better, it hag mouths, and it likes to drink when it is thirsty, but you don't pour this water into its mouths." "1 don't know where they arc," said Tom, looking curiously at the bush. "Its leaves are full of eager little pores and thev are "choked with dust," Mr. Ewing said: "Just put the nose again on the watering pot and wash off the leaves." Tom picked up the nose, put it on the spout of the pot, and gave the bush a thorough wetting. 'It looks better," he said. "Has it any other mouths?" "Pienty more," said the old man ; one at the end of each rootlet When you pour a stream of water around the stem of the plant, I think it must feel as you would if I put your drink on your head." "Yes," said Tom, "seethatfuschia. I didn't water the leaves nor the ends of the roots, I am sure." "And don't you see you are doing the same thing by that rhododen dron?" said the irritable old man. "When you do anything .boy, do it in the right way1' And ho took the watering pot him self, and every mouth in each plant got a good drink that time, farm er's Home Journal. fllie Application of Manures. An Anecdote of Prentice. tvindow where we sat tluelold peak jf Kaiahdin, softened into a velvet cloud by distance, over the tops of the waving trees. Marianne busied herself with her sketch book, while I idly watched the antics of an imp ish kitten, and meditated on I'hebe's Jroublcs. something agin Phcbe in his ear." The next morninz Mrs. Savage was astir early, as usual, forJ..!m, who worked on the river, was oblig ed to have his breakfast at C o'clock. Phebe the tdways called at half p ist five, and whuo thf? hands of the clock indicated this liour, ghe step Ied into the hall, and Plu.-bc's name ehoed with unusual- emphasis through the house. Put there was no resjonse. She called again and again ; but only silence prevailed. "I declare, that girl's growing caor'n more shiftless every day," she muttered to herself and ran swiftly up stairs ir.to her daughter's bed room. The room was empty, tiu bed had not ln'en occupied at all, and Phebe' clothing had disappeared from the nails in the closet; so had her father's old hair trunk, which for years had 6tood in oue corner. There vu an envelop on the table addressed to her mother. She tore it oiteo, and read with feelings bet- ter imagined i:ian described - "Dear Marm : Seth Peckham I is going over to Patagumpus to &'t Elder Wright to marry us thu morning, I could stand the elder fur a pa. bwt est fur a husband. Cum apd see us wheo yeu get thro' yore summer's work and the bod. er's is gone, Pjiejie. ! L 1 1 I 1 1 Ijoosv, cuviicu ui in,c mi vjovn. uii the stairs," the chair made from the pre- village smith chestnut tree, sented to him by the Cambridge children and the beautiful pictures and souvenires gathered in many years of foreign residence. Railroad a Ice. A railroad js to be built on ice in Russia. Cronstadt jg five miles from the coast, aud eighteen fronj thejeap itaL In the summer communica tion is easily and cheaply maintain ed by means of steamers, but when the Gulf of Finland becomes coated with ice, Cronstadt has to depend for transport to and from the island rjpon a number of rough little sledg es, wy.er trustworthy and always dear. Tha ioxonveniencics of this svstem has led the" Baltic & Co., to obtain .emission of the govern ment to throw a light line of ru'ls across the ice to the island. The undertaking will not be beset with any serious obstacle!, and it is be lieved that it can be successfully ac complished in eight or,nine days. As soon as the iaa is reported sufficient ly strong by thj .ccptnoers. gangs of lauoren wm proceea w iajr .down sleepers on the flat frozen surface, freezing them into position by means pi a lew buckets ol water. The rails When George D. Prentice was ed itor of tho ew England Jiccuiw he made some reflection on the man agement of a Sound boat, then com manded bv John Vanderbilt, a brother of the Commodore. A wri ter in the Hartford Oiurant says that Yonderbilt was so offended that he called upon prpntjpa to give him a thrashing. Prentice's bthee was iu the third storv of the building, di rectly at the head of the second flight of stairs. Vanderbilt made hi bu. incss known, and in less time than it takes to tell it, found himself ly ing on the side walk in front of the door. Ife soon gpj. up and went to his boat, swearing vengc-nte. fn his next issue Prentice gave an ac count of the affair and invited Capt. Vanderbilt to call again when he saw fit, at the same time telling Vanderbilt that he (Prentice) weighs ed fourteen stone, used both hands with equal dexterity, and swung a pair of fists like the halyard filoeks of an East India schooner. Vander bilt did not renew the quarrel. 4 farrow tcape. Two Spanish beauties in Paris, the Countess Multedo and benorita Penedo, had a narrow escape of be ing suffocated by natural flowers in their hair and the trimming of their ball dresses as they wcrp returning home from Queen Isabella's soiree in a closely ghut up carriage. The flowers were profusely employed in garlands. The ladies for some time chatted gaily. One and then the other became silent Count Multe do, who was with them, grew alarm ed when neither of thtm replied to observations he made and qqeUifins he put. and all tho more so that he felt oppressed by the perfume of the flowers. When he caused the carrigo to stop and opened the win dow he found them insensible, but they soon recovered when taken in to the air; they, however, caught a severe co'd from the sudden expos ure.' the Devil a Ho. I Manure, being the foundation o! a farmer's business, deserves more at tention than anything cUc on the farm. Experience has taught nearly all farmers that the soil gives a great er reward when well manured than otherwise, and most of them arc sat isfied with the mere performance of spreading it out as well as acting on tho principal that "the quicker the job is oyer the better," but it is a mistake to suppose that the duty of collecting and distributing manure is an uiai is necessary, i here are substances composing fertilizers that arc insoluable, and these aro inert for want of being made available, aa no plant can t ike up from the soil those inactive portions. The solu ble substances only are used, and to derive the greatest benefit from man ure it should, therefore, be well rot ted and line and have been kept in good condition. Ammonia, phos phoric acid and potash are the prime substances of the manure heap. The first is very volatile, and escapes un less combined with some other sub stances such as sulphuric, nitric or muriatic acid, or, perhaps, with veg etable acids. Even then if exposed it will decompose and vanish. Phos phoric acid (being itself, as its name implies, an acid) always remains combined, and wheu set free from its combinations by sulphuric or other strong acids again forms new compounds. Potash also is always combined with the acids, never ex isting in an uncombined state in the manure heap. As it is necessary t notice these particular portions of the accumulated manure it requires notice also of tho proper periods of application. On heavy clay soils it will show better results to spread the manure broadcast in the fall, first ploughing the land and lightly harrowing it over. The compact sub-soil prevents loss from rain and 6now. Being on top, the frosts quickly pulverize it, aud as fast as it decomposes the soil absorbs and retains it. But on light, sandy, porous soils it should be treated differently, for when it is broadcast in the lsa.ll on such soils much loss is occasioned by the solu ble substances being carried far down below the reach of the roots of the plant If there is no clay suit-soil underneath we will lose the potash to a certain extent, as it is very sol uble, particularly the sulphate and muriate. Experiments the past year have demonstrated that iu some portions of New Jersey, where the soil is very light, manure applied at frequent in tervals gives more return tnan by any other mode. If corn is man ured in the hill at the time of plant ing and the process repeated month ly thereafter the crop will bo 50 per cent, larger, without using a greater quantity ot manure than intended for a single application. Ihce are some crops, however, that do not tnnve as well with such treatment, but they arc lew. Chemical fertilizers should alwav be a pplied at regular periods, as they are used for the reason that they are instantly soluable. the hrst rain that conies on them carries off all that is not immediately taken unby the plant, hut it thev are applied in small quantities after everv rain thev Ipl) cjve such results as willsusprise thoie 'who have pic-Mr Uied buoh plan. It is true, more expense is in curred, but the crop will repay it when harvested. A n experim ertt of this k i nd teachc-6 us a lesson, lor it U onjy by tcstin theories that wc cm be convinced ol the practicability of them. It shows that, to a certain extent, plants should have regular meals (on some soils) rather than tohesupplicd onee only. It is maintained by many that if the manure is once applied the plant will feed itself at proper times, which is true; but our object here is rather to show the most eco noioipai iiOthod of application, for no one can deny thai 'much manure on farms goes to waste when im properly applied. A thorough ex amination of the compusted manure should be made in order to judge if it is thoroughly decomposed, and if so, it requires extra care to retain thd yolati!') ammonia and soluble potash. 1 he slightest change of tem perature may change the whole char acter of the compost, and a heavy rain may repder jt perfectly worth less. If it is thus important to watch the compost heap in order to avoid loss, it is far moyo necessary to ap ply chemicals at proper periods, as with them, system is everything. They are cheaper than ordinary manure, though seemingly of higher cost, the trouble with' them being the 'imperfect knowledge o.f .heir pro? portions, Fertilizers are poy m the market formulated for boparate crops, no two of them beii g the same, and the consequence is wc are becoming educated not only to the fact that plants should be "fed regu larly" but also that a plant, liko an animal, requires for itself food not relished by a plant uinerent from it self. Indeed, we are. learning that it is incorrect to treat nil crops alike. As we do not give horses the same iood we give hogs, neither does a crop of wheat require the same food thai a r rop of cloycr nectls, Where the Shook C'jwc la. A Went ern Editor' Apology. i This is our first experience in run ning r. newspaper, i.ituc did we think when we placed our name in the Clarion as the responsible mr son for the matter that happened to find iU way into these columns that anything would ever hiiDocn that we would have to take back or have a head put on us. The item which appeared about one "Professor" Oer- bert playing the "Arkansaw Trav eler around the street corners, of Kearney for cold biscuits and slack and sour barley water has got to be apologized for. Last Wednesday. when we were going along one of the principal streets of the county seat, in company with several friendJ, there suddenly appeared be fore our gaze the slandered Professor. He commenced his conversation bv saying that he had not been ciyen his dinner bv a servant nirl at the back door, ami thought he would make a lunch of the writer. We entered a protest, but to no use. He claimed he was four hundred miles from home, both heels run over, and all wool and a yard wide, warranted to neitner rip nor ravel, and hud killed enough editors to make a cor duroy road from Lookout Mountain to Pugct sound. He unbuttoned Ids coat, and gently placing his hand on Ins hip jioekct, he calmly gave us our choiec between a retraction and having our carcass shot full of bul let holes. As the thoughts rapidly, traversed our mind about having our remains sent to an aged r.nd loving mother, looking like the top seiveof a fanning mill, and how our creditors would mourn r.t our death; as we thought of another person who tioiiLs a warranty deed for four sec tions of our heart, town (5, range l-'l, and the idea of being shot by by a second-class, one horse, crank fid dler, was more than we could stand. Hence the apology. will ihf n be fixed on, and light trains will convey paizeners and goods "P. S. I shall tend afar my hef-i direct to their destination. The or m4 C'ther beds and kochin hjny only real difficulty about the enter pullets, and pll my things, next A Canadian has applied to the j government for assistance on the Mrs. Savage, as she declared, was I ground that he hs twenty children, "dretful took aback," but determin- six couples of whom are twins "Mamma," said a youngster, is the oad man a nog ' "What do you mean, mv son f ."I mean Satin, is he a hog ?" "Well, no, ; he is generally spoken of as a serpent, by christians, but he is Drooerlv sunnosed to be without definite form, that is capapble of as' suming any shape that may suit his purpose. But why do you "Because when I wa3 down town yesterday, pnp got ricbtrcd in the lace and told another man, if he didn't lick Tom Trotter the dev il's a hog." "And didn't he do H?" inquired the anxious parent "'Ko'nj, he didn't, but he tried like biases, and'when they wiped blood off his face he gimme a ne w ball to tell you he'd fell out of a buggy and hurt himself." Good Advice. If you keep your, stomach, liver and jcidneyt in perfect order, you will prevent aud fcure by far the greater part cf the ills that aOjict mankind in this or any section. There is no medicine known that will not do this as quickly or surely as Parkjer's Ginger Tonicwhich will secure perfectly nateraj action of these important organs withoui interfering-the least with your daily duties. See ad. " f. 1G " "Did you know Bill York, who used to keep a saloon hero in Gal veston?" "Yes, I waa acquainted with a fel low of that name." "Well, he is a heedless sort of a felow. ljo telegraphs to his aged that ii mother from Omaha "The latest news up here is I am going to hang to-njorrow. "Yes, that wMi voy hf:c-diesar Jfc might have tejegraped that he was threatened with throat troubles, or something of the kind. The shuck would not have been so severe to his aged mother.'' "Oh, that's net where the shock comes in." "Where does it come in?" "Why the careless fellow forgot to pay for the telegram," . The namea ot towns and settle' mcnts in Arizona possess the merit of originality. Here are somo of them : Tombstone, Good Enough, Tough Nut, Contention, Family Fuss ?nd Discipline. In Georgia a spark from a kJgamU; flew into a man's hair and beard the dye ignited, and now he is bald and benrdlees. Mrs. Livermore is lecturing on "How Shall we Beach the Boys?" This question can never be satisfac torily angwercd p.ntil every saloon has a telephone. Joshua L. Smith committed sui cide at Fon du Lac, on his ninety ninth birthday. He had long de clared that hp did not wish to be come a centenarian. The H-t Investment on llic Farm. Ilecently, while visiting a friend in the "Old Dominion,"! very much admired his long ranks of stave wood, carefully piled and neatly kept. "Yes," said he, "that is the best investment on the farm." Cut, hauled and worked up dur ing January, one does not feel the expense. And it saves much valua ble time, ana temper as well, atoth er seasons of the year, when there is need of every effort to be put forth in planting, tending, or harvesting crops. Stove wood, in order to be good, should be well seasoned. Hence a little more than a year's supply should be kept on liand. But it can be worked more econom ically when green. Now, if the reader wished to be up to his busi ness, and accounted a thrifty farmer, let him go to work at once p.pd man ufacture enough of this very neces sary commodity to last a year and a half. Then, when you have once started in the good way, go forward, persevere, and there will be one in your hou.-eholdthitt will rise up and call you blessed. Is you have not a wood shed attached to your house, cord it in snug racks, and it will an swer just as well, and perhaps bet ter, for green wood, in order to sea son thoroughly, needs air and sun light. Another vhw to take of the good wood pile is, yi jt ij an anti dyipeptio, Ifyou take a hand in preparing jt, it leads to a good appe tite, and a good appetite is usually healthful, Heeondly, good wood, in moist cases, means good cooking nice light tread, etc. And if one al ways has a healthful appetite and well-cooked victuals, he will not be very apt to have the dysyepsia or other chronic ailments. And, more over, as christian farmers we should not lo!-e sight of a good wood pile as a means of grace. How can we ex pect the angel who presides over the household to retain all of her angelic virtues if we provide her with only wet, "jinggy" wood. How to Slop a Paper. The following from one of our ex changes, so clearly expresses our views upon the subject, that we eop py it without comment : You have an undoubted right to stoji a newspaper whenever you are so disposed,' upon payment of all ar rearages. Do not hesitate to do so on account of any "tenderness of feelings" of any editor. Don't sup pose he would stop buying sugar of you, or meat, clothing dry goods, ttc., if he thought he was not get ting his monev's worth? and why should vou net exercise the same privilege with regard to him and his wares, when you get tired of them ? And when vou discontinue a paper do jt manfully, I)on'f ba eq pitiful as to throw' it back to the postmas ter with a contemptuous ' 1 don t want it any longer!" and have "re fused" written upon the margin, and have the paper returned to the edi tor. ,o gentleman ever stopped a paper that way, no matter if his head is covered with grev hairs that should be honorable. If you do not longer wish to receive a news paper, write a note to the editor like a man saving so and be sure that arrearages arc paid. This is the way to stop a newspaper. "Now I lame me," observed a grave looking man as his heels flew up and hi head htruek tho ley pavement like a base ball against the backstop. His next remark did not sound like a continuation of the prayer. Perhaps ho could not re member the "down to slip." Hp that, refuseth reproof prfi,th, ' Funeral benevolence. "a dead give ,r,vnv," A calico wrapper the dry goods clerk. We never call the doctor till the well runs away. A dangerous collision running into debt. 1 1 is better to bo a writer of wrongs than to be a writer about wrongs. OF SYRACUSE, NEW YORSC I .or, U ,ul.iK. ' ' - "' ' " X i r if I nine veara old and her husband 79 1 vears. Thp Bo?lap anil Albany Railroad Compahy'are scljing thouand-niil railroad tickets at the rate of a cent a mile. A negro, i 4 'J or nMBia-N,,.., t.'-i.-rv-.i.--,, Vr,7"- a ?' -t!n.j , li iniwutii ,,.,.'! - i ti .n l'r wl.tch m b ! J-'y. ltd JfoM Board rm outwt'ur three ol th ery btftt VlndH of the ordinary stovl mold Doaroa. It will uooiir in sPs tir all Stpfl plows anil all i.th"r jilotra ha3 hltlwrU) provt-d a fulliin-. With ttls plow will b- Inf rvd;ii"it a BPwmyleol Mow point Bud-lntn-T Point, on which w nae oijlainart Patents, and which nr.- al) a Knut lmproTfiuerit, both a n gai-ca wK.r auu nren-in. Tne Jointer can be RMftr-.l w 3 f.i t The whel will run untlT t ram or Us trl"li ! r f-'li'yri p..uriV; si tlit-n oor frfwr sfvi. '. A flrt-cUK4 .Sti-'Jl Plow, iiuulv-1 1 tUO .r.i!i..iiv way. full n,' d. r:tu;U l,r U-i.:7 ,r dJ.irjL Interior fct '' I Mw r ta.l I.-jm Hlxu- n t nUt.- u Jim-.-. 'w 'Ih prK-f t r.ur nerr P!ow M bit tr-rmicrm itvilmrn, uiut Jt 1 t!w thM, Aprtrui'unil ImpjBuria i-rr w-kL II to cinsijc-r !Lta tay ctUr r..w low :aH wouttl be w. 2y &.iuti iij a tv. I f" T -' y I I r?" -ion or l iali'l, If n.i ai- ars t fcct r.n a 'l. e v.ttU h ' 0 Wtfc- l I;, a l.-JniJ. a.1 i i.l-l-J !. 9 iu U&K. The beam to artiu.stiililn fi.r Sorini' w r M-.WniT. al : '.'" l t ) w Hi'- horw . Th bandlff ran be nwui t niim "U. a mi cr b y :iu .at a.c! 1'! . It la the UlfhUist lirait Vliix ever trtle. Wooden beaum are going oni of us.- r tii' j r.r:i'i. kv it l-m v. : . :,A r, vr r;n t- o km a!i;;. Ir n i, a Mallenhle beain lyroiue nYmontM-tl rn I i-kJ. wiyh 1 1 ' -;; t 1 r -r--t. Meel beard fet tiie Bt-cntlir of n;i it nt tfcn.-J Viu-A a r very u.u- !i U:fal t Ui.t ny oiii r ri. When wa say a Slot I B-nnl H ch.ifi, 'I;- ' r:---4 lino I' l-i We do not palm r.fT on loem a i-iii"-M f v.irVwit WjIk a.i l I T'.-'. I. Wc want aifi-nw for thU nv 1 1 ev t .v. a In tin r j.. We can 0ve but a verv uirall (!;. : tf ti i!v m, h-.i: r.v i.l i : - f;.ii;r.ui I'r '.rh'. W propmn to plm-ft this 1"! i; ll r i.-.,m ' I lU- F - .'-rs r v-r '. It to the hnt AiMcultural J.npKni' -'- t-.cr s !(i. If .ir x'. PeraoM, therefi r. who are ir-l v.a.Uvj t- avi a j ' ' ; 1 "i not apply for an aijoncy. N' nam oil fumnJibi. , .-l-8 :;&! it:t. We tnake liiifht and l-lt I'an.l li .v. i f ua sL-"i y... : : ! . IJT-lhls to ilt only Ptcrl 1 1:111-1 n, w a tsn v.'orW Nlepl C4HM Bt-wral tiiiK-s uu.ru llun li ,. H'l tr.:H I I Cotnnare thh prlee wlib t!in of ni; I in i"i i.t cvi r uuw Where there ar3 bo r. v. : I, o-i r i ti t of ! v I & ll 1 t R i Kt ' .ji.fir.i- nrr:"! Ui p .-.jM . li-.V" i-L'.i new 1. b-tfvr .1 -l.. "'7" r,-- .1 v .1.1 ' I iII.H---. ;,. ' ..a ic x.l l In I. Htiinr.l si.i.-;,a in it;-- i SYRACUSE CH!LLrr rLC it!!- i- - jr. p. bx Feb. K SOM Aye MairYigoi FO REST0::l!3 CRAY HAR 10 tiATur.AL Vitality c:ie:t I r if i-.iost njrceal'lo ilivs: v !iU!i ii r.t oiicj lian:;l'"-t r.:ri ( 'iVl! I t jirtsorvln-; t'.o iv. It -rcstt-r. n, v.i;!i tlio f-loss au.I i. i t y.,i;:'i, Ta icl cr gray, Jisli!, uii.l r'-l Ii;.ir. t a rich br nvii, or ilcc;) bliwk.r.s i:i:iy Ik.- ! ; iiuii. 15y Its nso tl:i:i hair is lliici.fiici!, a.'i l baiiiiicssofln l!iou-;ii not aiv. ;!ysri;ri .I. It checks falli'ij of lha hair i;,i:,:r ii V.ely, .-uid c.ms-'3 a iu- fro'.vtli in c'.I cases whore lli g!aii(!-i are not ile- ayoil ; while t br.isliy, weak, cr t.thf:-n ir.? tiisi'ascl hair, it imparls vital.lv --. gtre-.i'lij a;(ii romlor it j'ltahltj. The Vioon cloiU.tfi t'.if fo.ilj). rnr'--i ami pri.-vents V.r formation t f .i.ani'.r.id'; anil, hy its co-Jin---, t inm Jn-r. at: I soothlii-; p:o;-ortio-, il licals rv i-t it" iv.t r.M of tho h'.imors .nnl -:is''rics ; ccnli ir t'ltlc sonlii, tvpli-j; if co;l, -.-Van, a:.. I :('. u;nl' r v.hlth coi:!i!i.)ii-i iii?.a.:s of t'i" c.il: an l Iiair arc ii:ip if.i!.! '. Aj a Dro"J3i3g fcr Ladio3' Hair Ti.ff Vliio It l:ronipiir..hh'. It if cot r 1 . P'i'it.-il:n ti'-itlicr oil nor ov, r.:..l iv!!l ii.it il white ramhrV. It impi.rts a:i an.'oat'L- ami i.i'tin erf u:n r. i .it asm ar'il ? f r th. I.iilrt it is c.-o:ioi:ii. cnl .ml it:;!:r;M.s.At i;i : Il' ii. . . nitMlZZ BY 03. 1. ti. Ai'ER t CO.. lracti;-il noil Annlvtlrnl ('hevtl'l. Lo v!!, t-laia. av ah. j :.; ,ii:i rs i:v:.:;r-ii::::E. ma .iit BY C. N. HOYD, Pitrcni.-JT. aameiMf, Vm iYMYEE, A.gent, T EESET, EEIsTlsr'j., Somerset Herald I Oil FOIl 1881! Mm- Profitable Reading for Everybody : Butintfts men and vomca. t roc hen. mcfaanics ' kfarmcn, minutm, motlwn, and ail who ar tirei lout by the comtant toil and worry of your work '. am tinnK mtciticnunkf nittrr. nil Arc ou huUeriug Irum iyprp.ia, Kitcuina tiim. Neuralgia, or with Bowel, Kidney. Liver 01, Urinary complaint, von can cured bv us'wr J if you are wasting away who Consumption, ic-J ,mie wcaancss or any ucaneu it you hae a pain-' .mi cmnn or nan tmi. yo wm nno sure rrUft m j-iiatk.o, and your fystcm needs lavigoratine, or ,f you hare pimples mad blotches, and your buxni ,nccu pm iiying. vmi cart alwav. nrrml rn .Illilll-JU-IIIIJi.lH.HI 2 Made liora Ginger, Buchu, Mandrake, Stillinq'i Mnd manv other of the hrt mriii:tne bnmr. t i! he Bt Health and Slrenglh Restorer Evtr Ued. na is tar unerior to Uitters. Luiruvt nt mcer and other Tonics, as it never intoaieates. Una cnm'itncs lie best cuntive popcnie of nil. It Dm Sfed Haadr. ls f Lliesj It lay liar loirs. 1 Euy a me. bottle ol your druzcrst. and to avoi. nunlcrfeitft be ure our signature is on the Oiit .ije wnfnsr. Hiscox A Co.. Chemists, N. Y. iiiiiirfiriiimiiiif iiiiiiii ii ii Parker's Hair Balsam. ErES Th Beat Si Host Kroaomieal Hair Dresslaf Containing only ingredients that are beneficial to the hair and scalp, the HAL5A. will be found lar more satUtactyry than ny o;hor prsporaiiLa. l Sttet Kail, la itextufe liraj r I a Jed Hair tp the original youthful crlor ap-i is warranteJ to n-mnve I'audruff, prevent baldness and slop I aiiiug of tl.e hair. ij eruftuu at so filK SAI.K BY V. X. BOY I). nirriiiiisr. Nomerert, P , Sa to.n:r I. 1 ' Ir yon area man tr.- -f it you rr -aV -tasT IT T Of liOUji(.wtut; VlnfaUntai J a4 Hop Bitter. If too are yocnqr nnd diax-rction or CLi,a ritMj pr Bint'., wM r pour bvitb tr laputibh aw, rely H v p wnorvr yoa aj-c, man of kt- kTit'uliiwoTTnit..- ttii t.:-nitt c: tt r.nii waiu it- Kop B. llTrfn.5 fro:T nr.y !. tj Y'OltlrA twil'rii.k iio.. WhoncTeF ygy Hvi :f , Ptuuiy I r m mji.. Ihok y o n rycm Sl-Jj ('" f K I l n e f nvctU cH'anruntr, Ion ay ui't. ng or ittmnUtiu Iffr A lmnvaud wMhQvAiHtox.iithtu ITS'- Hv:melT take Hop Blttrft. Tlarveymitfye. or Hnmorjcvm- p'nint, dLieaw of the atomath, boifVsvti. blood. iiMfarMnw f Jon win br KIUrq tf Tftta Ua 9P B.ttw Iyouareatw- rJ ' W weak tamt W rAiL astfawsW dAiirli (lf. It has 1 dreda. tiopuitters a.s a I. C. aiw-lirte fare frr drankoanrae, j i u vi wiiisint, tobaeuo, u ; uai ldoyi'nii.--Ists. Ktcilt.iv L4xruUr. or Brrma Hi In,!. T. Tmis, Ort, FOR ALE BY C. N. BOYD, pKuqfjisrr, Lcins caught slealinz IIVlll Caj lll.ll I WOV, V AV UOV.U iil IIIDVIl I by 8ayinr, "Dat lie only cum dar to' si-o if ue chickens sleep widuar eyes : r f j"y Ii.) 5i2N'ir EEL & SON W17 r D v W1U. PAY THE HIGHEST t ASH PRICE OAK 4 HEULGCK BARM . A young man in'Xcw York is in coming independently rich by iTeiikinrr of niarrinrrc enfarrrmonta objectionable to his father at $1(X) a4HideS, Sheep Pelts, Calf tSiUCS, Et:., ime; Dec. 18m Johnitowri. ONE OF THE LEADING EEPUEli CAN NEWSPAPERS OF WEST- f' ERN PENNSYLVANIA. Subscribe for the i: rald. Subscribe for Ihc E hald. Subscribe for the erald. 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