0 i. ii t ir ii i mi "ii '' " ... -- ,, M,-aM-.- s ol Publication Term Til: Saa-rs-t Herald "' ..aid ill advance ilberwUa fci ftw tartrll.ljbeehnceU. ID ,-l.enr.tinUOd BnUl ail Ko ,u?Ul,n ,,, - n-U bp. Ptmaur neglecting ,nen subscriberi do! not t -!llll"'J able for the sutwertpuoo. !",MlC rem-vl from ooe Postoffiee to an Sak 'i stir. win. . oi the lormer aj ' Addre. .pr-" r rV Somerset jjeraiu, 1IU Somerset, Va. ..- en FIJj. ATTOK5 E? ATU1W, II -'..- an Pension Agent. Suniorset. Jan. 11 -M. fa. ArruKN ey ATLAvr, som- ;H S K. V ".ujpuy huuJ to ail business ,J T , X 'U aiiviinctra on ooncvuv.. !. 1 I 'Li tuhXK AT LAW, 1 Sjurxt, Pennx. KENT, ,SM'1-J3'UB' s. I' Alexander Ii. CVttroth has TActn-o oi law u Somerset and ' 1 ' oH-oe in .Hanunuth liuildlng. jl 1 " , ."Y ATT"KNEY ATLAW rii.l.; : S-uert. Pa., will si ",' , ".'. cB eutrarted Wblearett- . t KICK. ATTORNEYS AT ..' p willnrartioe In Sotn- " Tntf AU business en- orowpilj aaea l u. -'L ATT( KNF.Y AT LAW, ' 'wiil attimd to all baMm-ss en ,'n t.m-r"i-t'ind adslam cnaa :,., aud fidelity. OlUc in .Mam w feb. 18 7-J-iy I '- , ,1 v J Mi: 11. Gil, .N2 l:y a LAW, if.-. Mo:iu.-th Hl.H-k.BItU)TA and all Utiu i-na.- V. J. f " Ti.KNKV AT LAW. Pa. , H k'K'NTZ, ATTOKM-Y AT .',ruu;l. ii,ce In I'nnllng roiiN I SCOTT, .r.NKY A.TLAW re 13 '"lm""1 All , t. liif rare itcuded towiin : t ! -".v. 1.M -'.Y- .... ,VlIMhtl AT LAW. 1S itlllT'1'1. , p ,t llh -ft,f?-T. ATTORNEYS AT ,-r x ... i ,,l,..ir,..,ri!rill Al. l'U.u- . run un." - .si,- um-ntleu to. i'r.i r-et. o!i;Jit lie .V.iia'x : li J. l.E iiTtiKNi: AT LAW. P. Pro:esi"nai t-unneps eniruBu -ifateatleiled; u prouiptntMB aoo cue .it v . t..... ... (Mill U--f their rare i.ilni'-iisjoy kticii-icil i- UVKYlNt; Writing PoeJ., At-., j.-l'-i -u're at Cascbeer fc AV's St.. ' C. F. WALK EH. ia.H- 1JJYSICIAXS. TV V.. M KIM ME LI & SON I ); r-irt-Toi-i "I'll setrlees to the citi--' .'.,.. aulviei-iitv. Ooe of tne m-Q'-' the una can at ail unit, unit pr.-letsM.-n-i r:. ,-i ir tuud at their oitice. t-n Mm M. ".".Vll tn-4. DK J K. SILLEKbas pcrminentty Located uB-Tlmt .rtflf .r,cii.e ol las jr-i-eston. c .- ,i.. -iicCliar'.w Kric.-uigcr s iln. D . .. .. . t , i . Mrs rl. .rt a I icn-iiwU'ttiecu.ids . "-":-( iftrc :a rtf.ueuce, one door weft ol the Bar House. lTt MM t't'LLlNS, DENTIST, Semerjet, 1). , in fssebeer's Kl-'k- P be cat at all times I l-und prepay! to do , "ism work, sock as Bliinic r-iru.atiM. ex Antaeial teeth 1 aU kinds, and ot M Bia;.rial.inrted. Operations warranted. D r. A. G. MILLLU m r 1 1. u -V ' iI: GE "y- H,.n-m..ei u S. nth Ih nd. Indiana, 1 re be i -L ieui-ulte.l by letter or otherwiae. B. MASTEKS tfar..t,. mctice of his i ... , . I on iKTfn'lial servirr io iy 'mvnpicJ by Dr. Miller: residi-nce .r-A -r.Hl!iit:flc ciMioi . iii'1 V'? larger. Dr. W. F. FUXDENBEKG, Late Ro:donl Surceon, foMKl? an! Ear Mm, s '-.a-.ei tsmozc-tlj h tic -7"T e,1--J d-i-Xkaa.ayf TY.- ..V i V-ra S: 29 Kantb Ositrf stre-t. J ii t.. DENTISTS. JuIIN BILLS, ' x ...ttrih k Nc;i's new llldlr.g. Main C Street. Smert, Pa. COIalalTS, DIATIST, ''ifl'.iifleTt Frea?es st-re. S,Tccr:t, li. toe ljt titeeo years I have itreatlv re-j.-ht'S oi artificial teeth in tliis lace. "Jai; Ui -reifiua acoian i d t teet h has in-rx- t-t f. . cB.srire tnv liictiities bt ean -f.-j-u ol teth at i'..wcr prt e thin ) ?t nit -.lira in any other place in thif eonntr y-n a.t-M m Kood set ot teeth lor ft-, an I If J" --ii te any penata annniir my tui-uids '"-erf in tun. or the i.!Mti:iK '.untlef that ' n axle tecte Ir Umt Is n,4 irivtriir. g1 sat-"ta-'Un. met can on m( at aj ume and get tew t ir vt caarge. XAT'J HOTELS. DIAMOND HOTEL. rovsTow 1A. j. ' t''" sd well known rc Oie bss lntelv -i.,ri,:y and newie rrtiVvM. with ail new ",r":-are. ahlrb has male It a very t, u' " 'I i" l 'ace l.the trateilnr pu'. lie h,j t,e " r- Mi etm not I ur.'sit. ail l-e- I Ai. ianre and r,imy staoliiMT. t,. can oe Mil Ht i low CM f-- - ... -i. i.. ,ij ..r meal. SAMfHL Cl'STEIl, Prop. . 8 . L. Cjt. Diam.jaii. "s ! "' Storstown, I'a. DAVIS BROS . ilousc? Sisn and Fresco SOXEKMT, PA. SERKY'S TEA. -:rc,i,V(i t.i r Prrvrrt csr pmalr thr IU trca.'y . if fik it lrifttt eye. t-. la. 'eeixrl. In one ouart water ' -'"ik tit or cold, elcar orwiih " ' --iee-1 lenwn in it make a ae -jUtrt ot tea ' t?CX: "-C0 per Box. ., , ; - rxx I, a nays, at.-.,, Ti,''" If'y 'tar-Jed ti.sd lre.d ritUauelphic, r. mi JL 110 VOL. XXVIII. NO. 7. BANKS, ETC. -:o:- Scmsrsct County Bank CHARLES J. HARRISON, Ch shier f?.r.d Xenager. Ct.Ucrtii.af made in ail pitni o.'UieCoueu StaMa. CI srice moderate. Hutter and other fheelM col lected aud cashed. Eaneni and Weaternexcbange always ,E hand. Kenilitanoei made with protnjit acaa. Account -jllci:-d. Pardee desiring to imrchiuo U. S. 4 PEK CLNT. FUNDED LOAN", can be accommo dated at thla Lank. The capona are prepaid in decoiuinati una of 60, li 0, 500 and I CO i. JXO. MICKS. LX RCB . HICKS Aeiits for Fire ani life Insurance, JOHN HICKS & SON, SSOMEKSKT. PA.. And Real Estate Brokers. ESTABLISHED 1850. Peron whndenlreto aelLtmror exchann-e prop er;. ur Lr rci.t will find It tu" tLeir a.lvantmreto reKii:rr t!e de.-rtpili-n thereoL as no cliarire ii u.a4iunlci ftdd or rentf d. heal estate bttu.eaf generally wlilbe pruoiptij- attended to. uutl8. J FAULSA LK iiv virtue oi a decree of tlie Court e! Comuioo PSrsi1 I Sieret e-'Unty I w:!l fell the Ueal La tali il John Power, at public aale on the premi ses in illi.rd twp., ou ,c iurdoy, Aujut 2, 1ST0, at "Tie lvk p. x., A ira -i in lu nd In hliir-'rd township, Somerset fmii" . 1'a.. iMutulniiig 6 ai-rra, more or lew, of ! wliic i i0 mTci arc -ier'.; li acres in meadow will uwi-iiiiiic tiouxe. grixt tnilU MW-nulU barn ;iti' ,'i lu-r t.uildir.ir una orchard on the same. ', KKMS. ore-third on cjniirmati-tn of Kile. one.tmrd in ix monttiH, an-t one-third in oa- yrt a it h iulvr.-t on Uelt-rred puvmenis Irani oajof S C. 'len i r cent, will 1 required as oun as the iiMt-eny t. stru-K on. K. H. DT IJ June 18 Assignee of John I'oteter. 0T1CE TO BUILDERS. iilcl prt'iiof ils will bp recived on an-l lefore the ltiili ol .lulv next, at (heofticeot the Seoreta- rv ot uic Jcllfrwn tou-liui S-'liool Board, in Jia kVm-ilie. f, r the l-ulldiuz ol a Irame la-hod-houje ! in t!is said towns). Ip. Plans and hiiectncauotis cu I b u at the mure ol the Secretary. JOHN rit'IILAi.i,Secrciar J.tl. llAKCLlY, Prci-ident. J uly i. S 17TT E T OF THE SUPERVISORS OF ESIEEEET T3TVKSE1P. Kli Buwjias, lr. Anti.utit id iiu;li-a!e Bv wurk - tT13 04 . .i5 n .. M -i . a fl . )t 74 . 1 M ralury 41 ( xiicii-liturcs " rx.i-H-ration " aticnomg -'tll-uienl D.ilauce tue Eii Iiusman A. J. Sailob. Du. Aui.iunt i! ipjplicatc ft Ity vork - " salary or k-r. etc Balance dne townsbip Jacob J. Kakeu. Dr. Ami uut ol dupiicute Cr. ly work ralary . a .7 it : io 7 !Pi i i : i Balance due Jacob J. Baker . JoXATHAX Nll'EOW, Dit. Amount of duplicate IW ST Cs, By work IPX M material bo to salarv It. P' " cash.'. w Balance due township ! ADAM S. MlLLLlt, Towns! Ip t'lerk. JKKKS. M1LLEK. 'HK1ST1AN STKEXa, (il-OKGE. C. LICH1 Y. Juneli Au.iltors. FINANCIAL STATEMENT ni M'liord S-hool Tiirtrlct. !vimeret county, for the jear ecdiisg June suih, l!T3. EECf tm Pa ;n am'l "t tax dup. tr school purposes ,1712 3t Mate apiT i'nation t r.tn Irui lorincr Treasurer v; Total. ..23 41 EXl-E!DtTrEES. Paid teachers salaries aiWU 00 fuel 71 la repairs 1T0 .t; saiarr oi Secretary . li 00 " salary of Ireafunr kt'ol... vo vi Ex. iOentii'n, dencit-ncies errors.. 1:4 07 MiM-cilaue'iuexpen--f tt- w AuKmnt in han ' of Treasurer 3c4 W 4J33 41 E. D. M1LLEK. JONATHAN RHUAHS Scretary. President. A'.DIT'lB'i CKPOBT We th nnilcr?;r.fil AuJitors of Mllhrrd Sehivd Dijtrict. Soiner.ei county. Pa., having carefully cxnieiiit-a tlie slKive ao-ounts ol the Ireasurer. nii'i litem correct to the best of our knowledge and iHillCl. WILLIAM WALTER, Ptl Hi DULL. JAMES M. MEYERS. Jn:-. 9 Auiiitors. Ayer's Sarsaparilla for Scrofula, and all Frroiuious lis-xsi-, Erysi-;-.-!;ts. Lose, or t. Ahtlio ii 's Fire. Erin tiotis and llruvtivo I;.sf-;is!'3 of the skin. Dceratifd: of thu I.ivcr. Mniiiarii. Kiiiupys. I. lines. rinii-. 1'iistuit-s. Iloiis. iliou-iios. Timirrs. ii? 'iVtUT. s;it lllit-uia. N.aU ir.-til. ilhitrwomi. I'lcira. Srt'.. Khf-inii.itism. NVtirji'pa, I'aiu in tlie Indies. tml lltad. Ft-male We.'ikiH'is. t'-sil:t v. L'-rjcfrrhrra. arising frtirn iiiU-rnnl ulcrr.-ition. and I'teriuo diseaifl. Syj-hilitio M-rcurial tiis- eaeca. PrxiiM'. Iysjesia, Emaciation. fU.uiT.il LK-Lility, aiid for Purifying the LirK.il. This Sarsnparilla is a coml'ination of Tf-rri-taMe aiti-r.itivos Stiliinra. Man tiko, Ydiow Dock with the Iodidt-s of Potassium and Iron, and is the most efficacious medicino yet known for tlie distMsc it is intended to cure Its iiirfdier.U are soskilfullT eom-l-ine-d. that tlie full alterative effect of each is assumi, aud -while it is so mild as to 1 hanuioss ewn to children, it is eti',1 so effectual as to purge out from the system tijose impuriues and corruption w hich develop into loathsome disease. The reputation it enjoys is derived from its t-urs. and the ctmfider.ee hich prominent physicians a'.l over thecoun-L-rr.-jy.-!- in it. prove their experience cf its ii"fulnoss. Ortiilcal' s fcUes.lin!' iisvirtu- hive aci-.imu.ated. ar.-l are constantly l-ei:;s rvc - ireL ar.d as mtuiy of twese tans am pui'iii iv knotin. sheyfurr.i.-.h CMivincin; evii-e;:- .f tlie superiority of this S.u-sar-r.ri'..a over ev-ry oilier alterative ni -iiictac. o geiicra'.'.y is i: supt-ri-or;?y i ;,ny oliier pie-.iicme known, tiiat v-.e tv.i ii no nior thtin to r.ssure the ptiolic tiiat the t 5t ruaiities it has ever v--a-.-d arj strk-tly mau.taiu-.-d. Dr. J. C. ttix'LCO Lowell. Mass.. frmrartU mmtl AmmiifttrMl t U-mtm rm. wu bt ill tstri;oiaT rvr.TWH:m A 1 UK t r- ot wanted. Bod. Icri-ute. ParOewlafa "Vee. wuatc.iiiis OXE BY OXE. VY EKHAIM) BEALF. One by one earth', wrongs are smitten. One by one Its errors fall ; Ooo by oae are carrad and written Truth's great triumphs over all. One by one the dreary places alow with green and gush with light ; One by one Ood'i finger traces Moons and stare upon the night. One by one are rent and riven All Lho links of hell's hot gyves, One by one the chords of heaven Gently, strongly tlesp our lives ; One by one earth's bitter weanings Leave ns nearer to the skies. On, byone life's higher meanings Break like sunlight on oar eyes. O, the weary months of sorrow ! O. the long and -dtna years ! O, the yearning for the nvrrow. That should give joy fur tears ! O. one nnrccting heart's great aruhh ! O, the wasting of the fame And the love that rould not languish. And the spirit singed with Bame ! Let It pu: the blessed throbbing Of the purple hrt of morn Drew his puhtes from the sohbing Zhliduight setting In hr scorn ; And the calm soul's higher thlrsiirg. And the light of truer eyes There are but the upward bursting O! the seeds of sacriCi-e. Tin re lore though the Iron shackle (.'1.1. 1 and clench the writhing spheres ; Though the red fires liame and crackle Thr iuh the ghastly, shuddering years ; TbuuK li ; he green earth weep unflirlven And thick mildew blast the sun, Still shall ail, save man and heaven. Puss and jH-rii-h , one by one ? THE LADY IN THE BI.I'E II AT. A PARISIAN t OMEliY OF ERRORS Tbe Marquii de V. has an income of 200,000 l-anea a year. Jlecce the sua does not rite iu his anartniuLts ontil 11 o'cli-tk. II i valet superiu tends tbe brutLing of bis niss-.tr'ti cloiheft with orje eye, and reads tbe moruiujr papers with tbe other. The bell of tbe cuter door mo, asd tbe vslet, after tbe be II ba? rucg two or three time?, and be ba.s beard tbe voice ot one of bin nwo r' Irieade outnide, finally cocseuts to g-i end open it. "I have been making a racket bere f.r twenty-five minutes," paid the vis itor, who was Paul de L, bounding into the room. ".Monsieur did well to knock," fiid Ciestiie, ;be valet, folio wing hiui wuu a tivw, aininea s:ep "lie might have rung till tbe diy of judg ment, far my nrvnut wbb bruebing tbe clothes of my matter, and I was reading my morning paper. Ii is re markably bright and inn resting tbie morning." Paul explains to tbe valet that be has cjnie to persuade Lis maeter to commit matrimony, but Le finds des tine a foe to bis pr ject, for destine is afraid that a lady at tbe Lead ot tbe house will either dismiss, him, or give biiu something to do. So Paul aeks to be shown to apartment of bis fiiend. Tbe valet knocks directly at door of bis master's bedroom. tbe tbe "Who's there?" "I, monsieur," said tbe valet. "I have come to announce tbe arrival of Monsieor Paul." "Paul! Let bim come in. Paul!" be cried, in a loud tone, "why didn't you come in r bat are you potting on ail that style with me tor?" "I have come to talk about matri mony," said Paul entering. '-Matrimony I Thunder!" cried Me deric, bouncing out of bed. "You go and order breakfast," be cried, to the valet. "I'll need all the strength I can muster. As tor you, Paul, don't liep a word cf your outlandish idea until we are fairly set at tbe table." "This looks bad," taid tbe vis- couDt, to fcini&elf." "That's all right," said Cle&tine. tbe valet, casting a triumphant glance at Paul. During breakfast Paul fairly spread himself in cracking up marriage. lie proved conclusively that it stood in tbe first rank of civil contracts, and was altogether tbe most admirable of tbe sacraments of the church. As be listened to Limself be became infatu ated with bis own elcqueccf; in fact, be soared at times to almost inacces sible height?, and Mcdcrie disputed his argument with considerable in genuity. After an hour or two cf this sort of thing Paul exclaimed: 'Let s get down to business. W e ought to have begun with it. I have a cousin wbo is a widow. She has such blind confidence in me that she is willing to accept any one I'll pick out as a busband for her." I doo'i want her." "She's a peail." "Not any for me, thauk "She's an aucel " you. "AH the same to me." "She's youc? and prettv." "What of it?" "She's rich and well educated." "That's none of my business." "Sunday she'll attend morning mass at St. Keen. Sbe'il be at the rigbt of tbe pulpit, and she'll wear a blue bat with white trimmings. Go aud see her." "Not I." "If she don't fix you at the very first glance I will never say another word." "You've already said too much." "I won't stir until you promise to go there Sunday." Nell 111 go but what good a ill that do you ?" " l on II be charmed." "I'd like to bet on it." "I'd be betting on a certainty." "What's Ibis treasure's name?" "I'll tell you wben you've seen ber that is, if tbe first Right of ber does the business for you." t . Mederic was at the church door at the time appointed, looked in and saw nobody answering that descrip tion. But as be turned away be met in tbe church porch a charming wo man, whose hat seemed to him to be blue, with white trimmings, or was' it rather white with blue trimmings? lie saw blae gauze, with satin, blae tulle aad white silk capriciously tangled together was this a blue hat ? One needed to be more than a man to decide this question. The young lady tock a Feat at the left of the pulpit. "That settles it." faia Mederic. 'Tanl is right. She is very gocd lotklng I'd like to k-iow her name ad bet eh lives." "It teem as ;f that gentleman were following me," said tbe lady ia the k50 blue hat, as she entered a moderately pretentious bouse on Algiers street after tbe service. Mederic lisarned from the porter's wife that tbe blue-hatted woman had been a widow three years, and her name was Arabelle P de B ; that she bad lodged on the fourth floor above the b&sement, which, it must bo admitted, was hard to dia linguioh from the fifth story. Almost before be knew it, be was ringing the bell of her apartments, and had been admitted. As he waited be began to cast about icr some pretext of calling on her. He decided not to mention Paul's name until forced to do so. At that moment the door opened. 'Madam Arabelle," stammered Mederic, bowing. "I am ebe," replied tbe lady, who seemed even prettier without the blue bat. After a prolonged bilenca, Mederic began: I li.iTA HAma T batro unmd " "Ob, 1 understand," exclaimed Madame Arabeile.vivacioiirily. "You are the professor of German, and you have come on the recommenda tion of my friend, Matlamo Delatire. I beg pardon for uot having aided ycu a little in introducing yourself. t hat hour can yon devote to my daughter's instruction ?" "Any hour you like," he replied, bent on keeping up tie romantic adventure, even to the undertaking lessons in German, cf which be didn't know a single word. "Are you free from nine to ten ?" "I am at liberty at all times I would say my pupils have already gone to the country to spend tbe summer months," he replied, perceiv ing that he was talking like a fool. "I can, then, without taking too much liberty, ask you to come any day, at any hour ?" "Exactly so, madame. "Madame Ddattre has been pay ing you, I think, ten dollars for fif teen lessons. I will cive twice that that sum for thirty lessons.' "Your kindness quite overwhelms me, madam." "To-morrow, then, sir." "To-morrow." "At nine." "Farewell, madam " "Good day, Mr." The Marquii bowed respectfully and went out. Arriving at home, tbe Marquis uVpatcued a note to his friend Paul, telling him net to eay another word about cr to tbe lady in the blae bet without bis permission. Madame Arabelle presented ber little pink and white daughter, about six years old, to her "professor.-' Me deric kissed her forehead, made ber recite tbe first chapter of the French gi am mar, and taught Ler a few words of tbe 1 leniish dialect, whicn they speak in the cities of French Flan ders. These were hard as rocks; raised the "gocse-flesh" on tbe lady in tie blue hat, who assisted at ber daughter's first lesson, dressed in negiise costume, which became her esqnisite beauty. He discovered tbat she va3 as sweet aj honey, and all wbo lived with ber positively adored her. At a quarter to eleven she was obliged to dismiss him, which she did, as ebe did everything, with charming grace. At the second lesson he discovered tbat she bad an arm whiter than snow and a neck delicately poised on her breast and shoulders, and she came and went ia bis presence as if be were not a man. lie was intoxi cated with pleasure in spite of a cloud which mistook him for a teacher of languages. At the appointed hour for tbe tbird lesson his pupil bad not returned from ber bath. The "professor" was told to wait The lady in tbe blue hat was singing in an adjoining parlor, when he discovered she bad tbe voice of Patti, tbe method of Madam Car vallio aud tbe soul of Frezzolini. Pretty soon tbe little girl came in, tbe lesson iu German began aad tbe singing stopped. Mederic was fond of his little pupil, but just then be could have sent ber away to Peru or even China. Ilis bad humor melted like snow before tbe sun tbe moment her mother entered tbe room. At the fourth lesson tbe Marquis discovered tbat Madam Arabelle was well acquainted with matters women are not in tbe habit of botheriogtbeir beads with. Charles X. was not tbe son of Charles IV. Tbe next lessen proved to bim tbat she bad a prettv fair tincture of gaograpby ia her education. At least she knew where tbe handsome crystal dishes that litter up the cap boards are made that tbe manufac turing corporations at Lyons sell handsome silk dresses, and tbe In dian Company beantiful laces. lie discovered subsequently that she bad tbe most delicate tact, for she asked him if be would like a part of bis pay in advance since bis pupils were all in tbe country. "I have the money now," she hastened to add, as be forgot himself and stared at ber like a lout, "and it wiil be more convenient for me to give fifty francs now than one hun dred at tbe end of tbe month." He also perceived with great pleas ure that sbe bad a taste for his con versation. After bis 'lesson' was done, he sat boors together with her, holdinr his pupil on bis knee. She knew there was such a thing as tbe Kevue dea Deux Mondes in existence. She had elegant taste in jewels, lov ed tbe pictures of tbe best masters, bad a passionate enthusiasm for what ever was good, noble, and beautiful. All thefe discoveries overwhelmed him with pleasure, because he bad the means of gratifying ber most un bounded desires. He had reached the eighth lVsson ia his course, he was in tbe full tide cf bis successful effort 'o teach bis pupil tbe Flemish dialect, when tbe housemaid banded ber mistress a note which informed her that ber friend had secured a German teacher for ber. "My slow going fuend," said the lady laogbmg; "I am going to reply tbat luckilr you didn't wait wait for ber tardy letter of introduction." "I lave something to tell you madam," feebly articulated Mederic, who very well comprehended that he must Lurry up bis denoument if be did not wish bis comedy to be chang ed to melodrama. Tbe genuine pro- set ESTA I T"I -". n KD, 18 2 SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, JULY 23, 1S79. fessor was liable to enter at any mo ment. "Good heavens I my dear air, what is the matter? Are you going to faint away?" cried Madam Ara belle. . "Madam, I have a confession to make to you." ( "A confession ?" : "To me?" "Madam, I love you." Then Mederic talked to her an hour by the watch. He executed a thousand variations on the same theme "I love you." And what is surprising, his declara tion was not idiotic in spite of his loving sincerely. . , The lady was naturally disturbed, but she was too mach of a Parisian lady to show her emotion. "If I loved you, eir," ohe said, raising ber eyes to bis, "what would become of us ?" 3- "I am Dot constructing high toned phrases I will only repeat what probably you may know. I was an orphan when I married. I bad a great name and a small dowry, and my husband was very littio richer than I. 1 endured our moderate cir cumstances without complainiog, but be guessed the trouble and undertook to increase our means by speculation. which endeu cisustrously ; so that when he died be owed 100.000 francs. I did not hesitate a second to give up my small fortune in ordor to be qneatb to my daughter au unblem ished name. A rich relation settled au income on me on condition of my never marryiog again. Tell me, sir, can I deprive this little daughter cf taoeo luxuries which are necesities to so delicate a child ? J said, and I re peat, w hat would become of us if I loved you, since you are dependent on teaching German for a living- ?" "It is that, .Madam, that rav crime looms up in gigantic proportions. do not know a word of German." "What ! Yog have not even that resource?" "lo," 6aid Mederic, smiling: "but I have au income of 200,000 francs. which will partly make up for it." Then ho confessed every thing his name, bis visit lathe cburcb, and his talk with bis friend except that he did not mention his friend's name, as be wished to devise a theatrical Ben eation for the latter' benefit. lie bad so submissive an air, Lis speech was so persuasive, that the lady of the blue hat consented to al low tbe extenuating circumstances in his favor. a Sba did not 4ven beist very stren uously upon knowing the name of the oflicious friend who had trumpeted her merits so loudly.. "liouoLiessy 8heid, gayly, "it is one of my backer's friends wbo per sists in thinking I hate done a tine thing, as the world , fpe3. We live ia a time bo morally disturbed that they who do their plain duty are re garded as heroes." Mederic went home intoxicated with joy. His bead was in the clou d3, aud be felt like stooping now and then, lect he should knock off a star or two. And yet the lady had by no means said 'ves.' Still less she bad said no.' The Marquis found his friend Paul at bis house. "My dear Mederic," said Paul, "I have a confession to make. When I came here three years ago, I swear by my hoary headed ancestors, that I bad tbe most disinterested deire to see you married. I had a peari in my band tbat I would have given you on the spot, but it is well to dis trust your first thought, because that is only good it is second thoughts which are the beet. When I found myself alone, I etiil said, 'Yes, Med eric shall be baopy. I haven't a bet ter friend in tbe world.' Bat a3 I walked along I began to reflect: 'Yes, I have a better friend now than Mederic that friend is myself.' I returned to tbe beautiful widow's, and begged her not to go to the church of Saint Rocb, or if she must go, at least not to wear tbe pretty hat she wanted to wear fv-r tbe first time, for good luck. Tten I niuster- ied all my courage. I said to her, 'I love you my cousin.' And she said, My cousin, I know it.' And 8o my dear Mederic, 1 have come to invite you to the wedding. But now take my hand fur I have betrayed friend ship. One word, however, I have come and come again, several limes in hopes of meeting you. I believed you bad closed your doors on me, and felt like taking offense ; but final ly contented myself with writing to you." - "I did not get your letter." "I thought you were furious at not meeting the lady ia tbe blue bat." "I did meet her; and met ber to such purpose tbat I am engaged to ber, and now ask you to my wedding. Only it was a white and blue bat. I wrote to yon." "I did not get your letter." "I don't understand it," cried the two friends in chorus, with as much unison as if they bad been actors at the opera comique. 'I want to own up," muttered the valet, falling on bis kaees before bis master. "There is only one culprit hera, and that's I." First I told Monsieur tbe Marquis that Monsieur tbe Viscount was ont of town ; second, I closed tbe door on Marquis the Viscount. I sup pressed tbe letters of both gentlemen. To be brief, I acted like a rascal, and, what is harder to admit, like a fool. I wanted to prevent my master frcm marrying, and l was fool enough to put him in the way of il If it hadn't been for mj folly yen two gentlemen would have met tbe next day after that fatal Sunday. You'd laughed a little about it at the clnb. Monsieur the Marquis would have retired from tbe affair as soon as be perceived tbe feelings of the Viscount toward his cousin, and tbat would have been an end of it." "Tbe rascal is rigbt," cried TauL "He bas been the necessary obstacle which makes these things success ful." "Well," responded Mederic, "if mj wife don't take a dislike to him, IU keep bim." "Monsieur the Marqais does me great honor," Bald tbe valet, "but I am bound to leave his service. 1 have sworn to follow tbe example cf 7. my ancestors, who died bachelors, every one of them, aad wbo never would consent to go out to service with married people. I must relig iously Seep tbe promise I mace to myself." Mederic married the lady with tbe blue hat. Paul married his cousin. The two householders are perfectly happy and there are plenty of chil dren, two. Mederic has given op bis German lessons. The little girl has an excellent teacher, but she thinks he doesn't begin to teach ber as much or as well as her dear papa. "I have bacn intending for several years," said tbe Marquis one day to his wife, "to ask an explanation ; but we've always bad something else to talk about when we're been alone. What kind of a bat was it that you wore at Saint Iloch the first time I saw ycu ? Was it white or was it blue?" "lilue." "Why?" "Because I ordered a blue hat of my milliner. If I'd ordered a white hat sho would have given me the same bat, but it wouid have baeo white." Mie Yl'A Uilliai to Pay. No i us can blame Ler for being mad ; and she was mad, too. Tbe little vagabond came into tbe bail on Fayette street, and wanted to sell some matches. She didn't u ant any jiAtches; but Le drew ber attention by askbg if ber husband's name was John. "Yei, bis natiie'js JLa uud what' of tbat?" UJCaS 1 carlo, i orit-r the tav.eu puddier, siidin tt-il," said to ward the djor. ' 0.-. ye?, you had what is it, my boy ? -peak right out,'; replied tbe woaua, struggling with curiosity. "Bui I'm 'fraid he'll lick me," faid the lit;!-.- wretch. "O, ti. be won'i ;" jealousy was j utt begiuuing to warm up; "no, he'll not lick you ; wouldn't you like a piece of cake, my boy," and she gave him a big chunk. "Now. what is it what did he do?" ''O, u t much ; be wm only a walkia' witb ber at tirst." Tbat "at iiroi' settled the natter; the w as bit 2 n j with jealousy. "Well we I. whit aid be do text ? O, that villain ! Come, youag man, ttifcu what did he do ? Do ycu know who bhe was ? Come, speak up." Tbe boy opened the door and stood ia tha opening, lis began to whim per a little. "0, 1 can't tell you, mum ; I didu't know ye'd care. Ves, J know who sb'j was, but I caa't ull ye ; bo'd kill me." ' Sco here, young villain, yot'.l never step out o' ibis house till you teii me but th boy dodged her aDti- was ou the stepi. So she cjaxed Lini : "O, c orre back, tay little man ; I was enly fooliu' ; jest wanted to see if you could be scared ; come come back in, and I'll give you something nice." Tbe boy reluctantly stepped into the doorway again. "I don't want to tell ye," be sniv eled ; "I know he'd give me five dol lars not to say a word about it, and I guess I'il go an' see hini 'bout it," and then be slid towards tbe door again. "Hold on bere wbat can I give you ? I haven't got much money bere here's a dollar ; will you tell me all about it now ? Come, that's a good boy ; now whet did bo do. who was she ?" He took the money, looked it over to see if it wa3 good, stuffed it io his pocket, looked up at the woman, and replied in a whisper: "He kissed her, marm rigbt here on tbe steps." "O, that villainous deceiver r' sne cried, wringing her hands. "But I'll mak! her wish she was cremated when I get bold of her ! Here, boy, take tbis fiftv cent3 ; and now tell me wbo the was." By this timu tbe bov was down on the steps; but he looked back, smiled compassionately, and said "It was you, inarm, when he went away to his work, and te went down tbe street at a bigb rate of speed. The Borrow Acquaintance. The much-borrowing, intimate ac quaintance is a peculiar sort of fraud. Wbea Le wants a little money be comes to you with tbe most serious air in the world, and soitrualy and confidentially asks you to 'let him have' so and so, throwing into his manner an assurance indicating tbat ttere is no doubt of your giving it to bim on tbe spot, and quite a-i little doubt ot bis returning it io tho course of an hour or so. When you meet bim Micrwi.rd be assumes a jocose style ot address, laughs quite heartily, perhap.?, at tbe idea of not having been able to pay you for two or three weeks, and goes off, leaving you with a confused im pression of impending insolvency, which resolves itself into one of three propositions: Thit yoa are aa ex ceedingly suspicious and ill natured maa to suspect or be annoyed at the little remissness of so sweet tempered a friend ; or tbat your acquaintance is nicst remarkably ignorant of tbe current value of ready money aud of the rate 3 of interest ; or that be bas become a hopeless maniac sices tbe last time yon bad the misf ortune to see bim. Tbe best way to cure this sort of person of bis eccentricity, we have learned by experience, is to lead him so much money at one time that be will go away and die of joy. In rxost cases it doesn't take much. "Well, I ewaa. Billy," said an old farmer to aa undersized nephew who was visiting him, "when ycu take off that 'ere plug bat and spit two cr three times, there ain't muck left cf you, is th'?" Two colored youths, both boot blacks, have already this season lost their lives at baseball. "Death,"' says the Kingston Frtman. "loves i"????19 shlD:D12-; 'tomedw J CC09 - . , . , I . ' i All the e.uldrfncf President Hayes; This is only case in a thousand tave txea taught the art ot swim-pere. iuu,z ...KWM era Naabjr. THE SAD I1ISTOEY OF Mtt. SAMUEL POP MAS, DKVOGIST WHI HE 13 A UttEENBACKER. C'ONFP.DRIT X ItoADS, 1 (Wich is in the State uv Kentucky) July 1, 170. ) The most intense Greenbacker we bev ia tbe Corners is Sam Popman, tbe drugger at Secessionvil.'e. Pop man does nothing from morning till nite but devise bnanshel ekeema tor tbe payment uv the Nasbnel debt, wicb, ez be bezn't never bin able to pay any uv bis own, be is entirely competent to do. Tbe histry nv Sam. Popman is one uv tbe saddest that bez crown ont uv Sherman's crocel polisy. In 1SC1 Sam. Popman wuz a drug ger at Sece39ionviIle, hevilv ia debt. He owd for his stock nv drags, and be owd for tho cloze bis wife wore, and also for them wicb adorned bis person. So d esprit, wuz Samyooel'a forenoon?, in constkence uv his pre- dilecstion for boss races and draw po ker, and sicb, that he seriously contemplatid ekippin to Texas, and erabarkin in the generally poplar and alluz profitable bizness uv stee-Iio hossi-B on tbe Mexikin border. The indaahen uv the currency con- sekent upou the expenses ov tbe war, cbantod Samooel's career. He found his stock uv drugs goin tip 20 per cent, a day. Jolion, wicb be owed for at tbe rate of six cents a pound, shot op to 20, to SO, to 50, to aoy- thintr be chose to ask for it, and it kep ehooiiu op aud np till the little stock he bed uv $5,000, wuz wuth $50,000, and no matter wat he bot, it went op on bis hands, and Samyoo-d found btspelf wctn a $100,000 ia no time. Uv course SamroosI to-wunst com- uienst to live in a style commensu rate with bi3 increased meens. He went and bilt an adishn to bis bouse, pcttia on two wings and an exten bhun back, bildin in fact completely around tbe old bouse, and putiin an other story on the top. Thea his wife immejitly got two hired girls, and bis two dawters wuz sent to a seminary ia Looisrille. Samyooel, for bis own pleasure invested" in a tat-t trottin boss, and jined tbe Ken tacky Club in Lcoisviile, and played poker ez much ez he pleased, and he pleased to do a good deel uv it. It riid'nt make a partiklo uv difference, for every dollar uv gcods Le bot doubled on bis hands every day or two. Mrs. Popman utterly refooeed to do any work uv any kicd, and Fj eal the beft cv ber tinte tryin on urtsse-r, wuich sbe bet in Looisville, and takiia exkurKions to that city, to wear ei... It was rutber a gorgeous time fc the Pnomaas. IrH ST3 Saui700el cu'skivered there wuz a change. The war had tin over acme time, atd tbe debt wich it hed coat Led to be paid. Samyooel didn't see any necessity for payin it at a!L Samyooel bed lived out all the promts be hed made by the raise ia the valyoo uv his goods, end bed gone bevvy into reel estaite. He bed bot a large amount uv lands, wich hed bia goiu up jist the same ez drugs, aad bed bot em all on credit. He hedn't made eny down payments, but in place of actual money down on bis noo purchase?, be hed given mortgages oa the property bot, and also on bis house and store, and sich other reel and puronal property ez be hed. It worried bim. Ez tbe kentry, under Sherman's rooinous polisy, begun to git down tu a gold baais, drugs began to drop 10 per cent, a day, instid uv raisin 20, and reel estate commenst to foller drugs, and sich, with friteful accoo racy. The land wich be hed agreed to pay $1,000 a aker fer, be coodent sell fer $15, owin tu the fact tbat no bedy wantid it, and the quinine he hed paid $i a ounce fer, dropped ta $2 20. Ccnsekently Samyooel wuz forat to tuccum, and be wuz skoop ed. The otht;r drugger ia Secesahun ville wuz atioiher kind uv a man. He acceptid tun raise oa his 6tock doorin the war period in a Criscbea sperit uv thankfulness, aad hived, very keeiful.y, ail the tuuiiey it made him. He lived In the same old boose, thro it all, bis wife continncred, in a Cris chea way to bake her own buckwbete cakes and do her ov:a washin, and be set liis iaee use a mot agin last acss-j as ana extensive l. Eaters. Ana this wuz wat worried Samyooel. Wen the iuru cum, h:3 opposishaa bed! plenty uv muney ia bank, and he! marked down bis goods with tbe saim childlike and Crischen sperit tbat in 1SC2 be marked em up. He sed tu hiss-elf: "I hed tbe benefit, uv the rise I will take tbe consekences uv tbe fall, blessid be tbe name uv tbe Lord," and be went rite along, and contin ncred tu do bizuis and prosper, while the Sberif woz clozin out SamyooeL This other drugtjer never bowled about bard times. Samyooel Popman firmly believes that be wuz destroyed by Sherman, and I agree with him. Hed Sher man gone on ishooiu twenty milyucs uv grceabax a day, and payin em out, for bosses and mules and army supplise, the greenbax wood bev con tiaaered to go up, and so wood Sam yooel'a drugs aod out-lots. And as all Samyooel bed to do in them hal cyon days wuz to mark up the prices nv his goods every mornin, he cood hev coutinnered to keep bis fast boss, and Mrs. Samyooel cood bed cootin nered to live in Looisville, and bot satin dresses. Mr. Samyooel feels it keenly. In tbe time before tbe pros- perus days he woz contentid with sod-corn wisky and stogy eegars, but his appetite got attooned to sbampace and Havanas, and finds it ecceedinly diffiikult to go back to tbe simple ar cadian habits dt former times. Mrs. Samyooel hez got ber baad out in cookin acd sicb, and she ntterlv re- frnaa 1 f k.lr .tn tl.t. .!...' cia times, and coasekentlv there is! trabbie m the Popman household, The dawters tev bin brot home frum j tbe seminary at Looisville, and tber! ca1 contoomely on tber father, wich! wneneer l take my walks. suivu a ecc uicu uosuu, ana a leeuin IL o WHOLE NO. 14G3. agin lamp-posts, moanin and wringia their hands ia despair. They hev paster-lots wich they cut np into City lots, wich are gradooally grow ia up into hucleberry pasters, and won't sell for nothin." They look to ther old places uv biznis, wher they used to chirp cheerfully ez they mark ed up the price of their good?, and wher they thot nutbia uv takin a ten dollar note every day fer likker and eegars, becoz tbey cood afford it, and they see other men in poseshun work in nite and day to support their fami lies in comfort, and these men lay tber rooia to Sherman, ez I do. It is a crooel outrage. It costs tbe Guvermiat nutbia to print money, and tber iz no reason wby it sbood not hev kep on printin currency. What is a Gnverment fer? Is it fer tbe peepel 7 Then wby sbood tbe U averment cultivate a taste in Sam yooel Popman fer fast bosses and sbampane, and then, jist for the sake uv payin off a debt, contract the cur rency and rooia bim ? The other drugger at Seseshunvil remark t tbat ef Samyooel bed saved the muney he made by inQasbun bo wood bev bin safe agin tbe effeck uv contracksbun. But tbat lie bed no sense into it. InSasbun sbood bev bin porpetooaL When a temperance maa sez to me tbat be wood like to git drank uv a nite, only fer the re acshnn that follows when be gits so ber, I alluz remark tbat tbe troo safe guard agia that is never to hev no reacsbua to keep drunk all the time. Tbe prinsip'e I foller as to likker, is tbe one 1 wood bev adoptid in fi nance. To avoid the reacsbun that follera infUshen, I sbood never stop it. Keep on icflatia. John Sbermaa don't understand finance at all. Petroleum V'. Nasby, Troo Finanneer. far th f air Sex. DRESSES FOR YOUNG tilttLS. It is not an easy matter to select dresses for young girls of fourteen or fifteen years, as they are too tall for tbe slender designs used for smaller girls, while thone appropriate for tbeir older sisters are too elaborate for them. At present the furnishing houses provide simple girlieh cos tumes made with a basque, long round overskirt, and a lower skirt tbat reaches to tbe ai-kles. There aro also manv dresser- for iriises made with trimmed sk late two skirts, but uiiu quire3 less ruater'al, It id uomieal as tbe separate cause it doe not allow changes to vary the wa will such named dres--t 5 tiit hiuia igb i bis re not i ) eco skiri be so many I rob' , nor over asb well. Tbe trimmed skirts or simple di es ses have the back laid in loose kilt plaita from tbe belt down, while tbe front and sides have a loog apron sewed ia with tbe belt, and fastenrd down tbe side seams; a aarrow-plr 4 ed flounce is below this on the zond breadths of tbe lower skirt. Tbe re verse of Jiis 8tyle is een ia pretty wool dresses, and also ia the white muslin dresses sold as confirmation dresses, tut used for Summer even ings afterward. These have tbe front and side breadths laid in box plaits from tbe belt down to tbe ankle, where they are left slightly loose, are tucked it a cluster, aod edged with Valencitones or Breton lace. The overskirt most liked for woolen and wash dresses bas a deep apron front, simply .hemmed, aud a long draped back. Wbea of double width woolen goods two breadths suffice for the entire overskirt. The front breadth is held io wrinkled folds hori zontally by a tape placed down the middle; only tbe under part of tbe fold is tacked to tbis tape, so tbat tbe fastening does not show. The sides of the froat breadth are sloped to ward the belt, and the cluster of shir ring in the side seams adjusts the drapery on the hips; tbe back breadth Is then caught op in tbe middle ia a single cluster of plaits. The edge is hemmed or else stitched by ma chine. Basque atd poloDai.es tbat bnttoa behind can scarcely be found at tbe farnisbicg hou-ei, an ibese have been replaced by rest garments tbat must fasten in front, or elae by those tbat lap in double-breasted fashion. A plaited siik or satin vest, and a fan of the same for tb tack of tbe bat-que. trive a very prettv finish to wool, f0Q!6rd and r-renadine basques. Ginir- I t a i i ham dresses are made with a cool neglige corsage that bang loose like a sicque in front, while tbe back bas a yoke with plan extending to tbe end, aad held in place by an ulctt-r belt that begins iu tbe side seams aad buttons in tbe middle of the back. Eere wool dresses, usually French bunting, trimmed with blue or brown polka dotted satin are very popular with young girls. There are aUn many gendarme blue bunting dresses, and those ot creamy white are liked for afteruoon wear. The Panama tweeds in small checks, trimmed with shirred satin, make neat dresses for morning, traveling, etc. Tbe polonaise meet ued by youag girls is of tbe marquise shape, wbicb is cut qoite long, and the great Ieoeth draped in soft plaits around tbe hips and a lengthwise puff in the back. To be graceful tbis must be looped but twice, once ia each under arm seam, and most curve cpen io front. Such dresses are made of the pretty pom padour foulards with ecru cr pale blue ((rounds strewn with daisies-, rose-bods and garden pinks, or else of II ! 1- f smaii-ugurea grenaaines. Blue or ecru flannel dresses for girls to wear in tbe mountains or at tbe sea-sbore are made with a single i skirt plain io front and kilt-plaited behind, and trimmed around tbe skirt with three rows of Herxnles braid: white braid is used on blue flannels! and dark brown on ecro. The jacket I ; . t:.(. . t :. l t t ,.l is ia a luaiuio bijic, wliu tout?; iruuis and plenty of brass buttons ; or else there is a sailor blouse of the flannel with a deep sailor collar, and ir.rn with a &hnrt anrr.n trmn.h'trt and sab. These are sold for $10 for girIa of fourteen. Pretty gtngbam drs..es mar b Inno-ht rarlw.m.t. for $5. The prettiest white nansook dresses I bavePanier baeqaes with elbow! sleeves, trimmed with puffs of tbe i nansook separated by Breton iaeer- tion. Four of these puffs and inner down the front of the' tiocs pass bafnue, aod ar lengthened to g ruod tha Dip auo meet io nm mm- dle of tbe back uudur a bow of white wattred ribbon. This is ooe of tbe newest desiign. limall fichus of tie dress material are added to nice suits for girls' wraps, while for general wear are English of corduroy, or tha- navy-blue Pinafore jackets with gilt braid and brass buttons. Tbeir round bata have straight stiff brims, or else they are English turbans with rolled brims. A gay scarf put on carelessly to show nearly iu whole width, with the ends turned up like a spread fan, Is the trimming, with perhaps two short os trich tips turliog forward on the crown, or else bird's head or two or three wings stack ia the left side. Blue and blue-black ladies' cloth remains tbe favorite fabric for riding habits, and the English style of cut ting is creferred. This stives a nar row short skirt tbat sits plainly on the figure, concealing it, but adding notbintr to tbe size. Tbe right side is shaped differently from the left. being enlarged to give necessary room when tbe leg 5s over tbe pom mel of the saddle. Tbe trousers, of the cloth, are of very simple shape. ana are entirely corje-a:eu. tne basque is shorter tb-a ir. bas lately been worn, extending just below the waist line in front and on tbe sides, and forming a jockey tail with square corners behind. A small linen collar with a white muslin cravat is tbe fa vorite lingerie. Tbe sleeves are tight, with tbe merest rim of a linen cuff. Battons aad mock button holes trim the front and the tail of the basque. Tbe gloves, of dog-skin or else un dressed kd, are long-wriated, being fastened by four or six buttons; these are preferred to gauntlets ar;r'n Bazar. A Trow Ccntleoaaa. "1 beg your pardon," and with a smile and a touch of his hat, Harry Edmoo banded to an old man against whom be accidentally stumbled the cane which he bad knocked from his hand. "I boce I did not hurt you. We were playing too roogbly." "Not a bit !" said tbe old maa cheerily, "Boys will be boys, and it's best tber soould be. ion didn t harm me." "I'm glad to hear it ;" aod lifting bis hat agaia, Harry turned to join the playmates with whom be bad been frolicking at the time of the ac cident. "What do yoa raise your hat to that old fellow for V asked bis com panion, Charles Gray. "He's only Giles, tbe huckster." "Tbat makes no difference," said Harry. "The question is not wheth er be is a gentleman, bot whether I am one." Hints for EverylXMlT. The way to get credit is to be punctual ; tbe way to preserve it is not to use it much. Trust no man's appearance; ap pearances are deceitful, perhaps as sumed for tbe purpose of obtaining credit. Tbe rich ere plain; trust him, if anyone who carries but little on his back. Never tru-t him who flies into a passion on being dunned, but make bim pay quickly if tbere be any vir tue io the law. Whenever yon meet a man wbo is fond of argument, yoa will meet one profoundly ignorant of tbe operations of tbe buman heart. Mind yonr own affairB. Let the errors yoa see ia other's manage ment suggest correctness in your own. Tbe true secret of living at peace with all the world is to have an bum ble opinion of ourselves. Stand i Twnr rosL When Pompeii was destroyed there were very many bnried in tbe ruins of it who were afterward found in very different situations. There were some found who were in the streets, as if tbey had been attempting to make tbeir escape. Tbere were some found in deep vaults, as if tbey bad gone there for security. There were some found in lofty .chambers. But where did they find tbe Koman sen tinel? Tbey found bim standing at the tbe city trate, with his hand still grasping tbe war-weapon where he bad been placed by his captain. And there, while the heavens threatened bim ; there, while tbe earth shook be neath bim ; tbere, while the lava stream rolled, he had atood at his post; and there, after a thousand years, be was found "I have been a member of your church for thirty yev," said an el derly Christian to his pastor, "aod wnen I was laid up by eickoes1 for a week or two only one or two came io victt me. I was shamefully neg lected " "My friend," said the pas tor, "in all those thirty year bow many tick have you visited?" "Oh be reylied, "it never Btruck me io tbat light. I thought enly of tbe relation of others to me, and not of my relation to teem.'' Aa Indian larrla Be re lew. Kankakee has a justice wbo beats tbem all in tbe way of doing up a job of matrimonial splicing with neatness and dispatch. This is bis formula : . "Have Vr?" "Yes." "Have 'im ?" "Yes " "Married; $2" A man 03 year9 old was divorced frcm his third wife at Fairbury, 111. He married ber in 18 j0, wten be was Co and sbe 16. The youngest ctiM is but G years old. Tbe court gave tbe wife 400 acres of ber husband's estate. A little four year old woke up very early one morning, and seeing the full moon from tbe wiador, be iuuo cently remarked : "I should tbink it was about lime fer Dad to take tbat moon in. Don't abow my letters." v vouosr maa to a youair ladv role a whom be adored "Don't be afraid,, was tbe reply ; I'm just aa much asbam- ed of them aa yoa are. Tbe sale of a two-beaded calf for 5$, at St. John, indicates a stagna tion in tbe side-show basioess. The man wbo keeps a fish market says tbis bot weather is tbe time tbat dries men's soles. With merchants the road io wealth is through tbe buy way and hith weighs Tbe fisherman is a tyrangler sort of s fellow. Taking physic is sometimes an up pill basioess. Subfcribe for the Herald.