JUL- LI: Terms ot' .Publication Tas S.sersst Herald li i .UFh4 rry We-lnewlay Morning at tt W , una, paid la ndranoe othcrwt. 2 M ,11 lnrariably.b. charged. M autiacrtptloa will be dlacontlcaed until all .rrcaratrcs arc I-Md ap. Postmasters neglecting t notify when suheerlbera do; not Uu out tlieir Iaper wUlbe held lUhle fur the subscrtpUoa. Sut-j-ribers removing from on Poatoffloe lo aa- Kther sh-uld gin us the Bam of the former at wed aa the present omoa. Aaddres Somerset Printing Company, JOUX L SOl'LL, Baslaeta Manager. .4 TTOENEYS-A T-LA W. L.lSI.nY, A TTUltXEY AT LAW. Somerset, Velitia. Ani;l ULN K V F.SCHELL. ATTOKNEY ATLAW. anl Bounty aai.PentoB Agent, Somerert, ! . o:t in -"daminolh Block. Jan. U-tt r 'D B- SCt'LL, '" ATIUKNKYAT LAW, Somerset, Penna. I AW Nt'TlCK. Alexander H. UoBroth bus i revalued the practice lw Somerset and jortuuigw'untie. Odicw la Mammoth buildup. Icii. lw, 'IV. t 'AI.KNT1N eIiAY. ATTORNEY At'LaW V rfmler in rJ etat, bowenwt, Fa., will alien-! f) ail buidnea entrusted to Ms care wi l ucsi aod ftdeUiy. tin f J k 11. L. BAER, ATTORNEYS AT V LAW, Sonwrtal, l'a- wid practice In Soin and adloimug eounliea. All butineaa n "ru,ied to the W.U promptly attended to. I )IIN It. raiTATTOKS EY AT LAW, SOM .1 -rM. Ta., wiil ir.fliUy auud U. all biuinoas tr" ed to M". M"y advanced on collection ae. offlie la Maminutn iiuUdlng. .irUAlAM V.kuONT7.. A rroKNKY AT Law, Somerset, Pa., will give prompt at ten u'.Jtol.usiucs. entrusted to n !' ?n.i the a Homing counties. Olnc In Printing Uue Kow. - - .. .V.. .-,. u HI I.-V ITI.ft W. S?.,Vet, Pa., wfll attend to all !... . tru-ted to l.iti .-are in Somerset and adi-ming coun r ...,r...lnn-5 STld ciclity. iittve iu Mam- lil.n.-l. I U. (HILL l'a Pr-.iesfl tial l.os'.tiest ci.imed to ijMrti'.u ! t.i i,h pruiupiii aai.' iioill'.y. w. h. ar.-ru JTWKNtVS AT a. 1 )KHK'l II Rt-1 I f-i 1 All t.miuv8 fntrufo.1 w ii.ru ;.t a!y wiiJ ;.K, ;t 4 til 1 - .....II.. !....( Lit. J" UN U. fcCOTT, ATTUKSEY AT LAW. . i !. (itr.renu tinlr In H.ior". AM !-'J iii::i en'.ru.ri w n, ..r. uii'iii 'si' a:i J ndei'l'. ....1 ... I .s .... n. .Iti mlHl I. J AMI.ri L. I'UGll, ATTHUSKY AT LAW, Pa. t !Ti.-e, '.iaini"in i,k k,u. r....- Eftr R:,in ,.n ,-,1Mu .1 - ' . t ' .1 I ua'l II tit ui'ir. e.'- titics exa'niiiwi, m ""';",r m--- -liicn led WW , pritupuie&i ana uuouj. glllVI-VINU, Wrking l'ofls, kc, . , i .- .:! ,i 1 t. f 'ji dJ t crnif. tsyv '"ire rtl 0-i.v'lcr x Stre- tJ. F.WALULK. Ao-,18 i'UYSICIANS. vn I K. MILLEKlia nnnrn:lyt'td ) in 1Ut1:u Hr Hie pracUi-e l hi iP'ilcn. mint i'i-i'.c t'harle! K.ri6ner" awra. iir. a, 'Jii-u. niU'lIAKV.K ton.lerl:lMr,f-s''P!'j i-o ti tlie rimm. oi tltfl HcUhC. I ) .MolMiie, and tellers hlf pr.:.:-l.i.l yl '4 to I he niii-jof d s.nt r-t and .rri.wittiji , ..intrr. O.K. at ihe oi l plsice, a lew d.rf cut m !ade tli ure. M. K1MMLL DU. . G. MILLKH, ofur twelve r : a-tlve prartlr-e In Shankvlil. haa -rtuv hxmirl at Koimxret lr tue i.ra- tlT Hi B.1 ' . ,.,f,.,,l,m-l acr- ci'.itena ol s..inrrwt aim uriiinj.- .ih.c, in Ui Urujf '.ore, owue tne .n .i..oe. ere be ran he cow u 111 at lltlne ui ff1'- .r:a'l''nal,.y etiir!ired. a" cal' prompt :y aiifwered. dec. li, " ly. Dr. W. F. FUXDESKEttO I.ale It tlent SiirROon, Hb Yort Ep asi Ear Mniarj, Hi: Iccaied pcmtlj in the f::'li2lSCLrsr7S treitacrtcf all di2c;:;s f iha Ijs ard Sir, hclui irgthKScf treL'cce tri Threat, 01irc, Xo. .1 UUI -M. SO Sonlh lr Street. DEMISTS. I , I!. WM. tV'f.LlNS. HENT1ST, Someract, I Pa. lim e :ti afil-eer'a lil k, up r:air. Here t.a fan .it all time I f-.und preiared to Jo all kind? ol w,T. u -h aa r.llii!!!. r-vuiatinic. cx-;-.u-lii.x. a. Artienul Usclh d ali kindn. and the bei-t luaurnal.iiifened. tHrera'Jxca warraniei. JOHN LILLS, DENTIST. Uft in VCrolh ai Nc0' WW btilldl.;-. Mtij. t:.-uaa Mreeu botaeract, Pa. Lvil WM. colliists, ' .ti.-e aiMve faiteer A Freaae'a More, Sroor?ct, P.u In the la. Lnccn ri'n I have irre-ally re !urtd li-e pnne ot arltri-'lai teth in thi ptara. I.,c c-T;ul inrrrit. l! ,f df-iunrd l-.rt-t;h hit In ' .1 i;-.c u io e:il:u'e my f"U.;ie that 1 cau i. ike ('"! k'H ol te:h a: b er priwa-ii.an you . ir militn In mij uiuer p!a In this n.untr. i a"n4 uaali.a; aiiiaxl tit ol f-e;b ior fa, and 11 turi' .tutuld he at perMm auuiia uiy ih,Mjantla u' canoniera inthii-orthe a,tdr.lnit ,unilei thai i hare made toeihtor that ia not tivUx ko"1 aat- biai'tion, the ran ,11 on ae at any uuie and nii.t new act lroe ol cLar?e. hiarla HTI FIC A l7 T KKTil ! ! .1. V. Y1TTZY. DENTIST, DALE CITY, Mmrut Co., Pa., ArtiS.-tal Teeth, war anted to 1 of the Terr beat inilitT. Lite like aod ian,lme, hwrted ia the tet rule. t'ar.H-alai at tent 1. n paid to the prea errv.i "u of the natural teeth. Tlxme wUhtnif U Mitult ai by letter, eaa do ti. bj eocloainx ftaap ! lacea aa ihore. ' ' 5e!TH HOTELS J y A MOM) HOTEL. KaOVSTOitX IM. Ti.i p.jul.rMnd w, 11 kr.wn lo-uw hri I.Tteljr l- Bt!...n uli!y hikI n l- reliitd. wl:h all new an! l?t l lum.turo. wnirli L:ia titade It a 'r ''".r:.ie ,tcni: plscc lirttw traTt'llnir pnldk. si.f .i',,' a.i i.n., ,-an n'd K oraaeel. ail le .' f.rrt rl.w. uli a lame public bail attarhed '"thee'ime. A!- larva ant rmtnr atablina;. I :rt ,-law l arvlina ran be bad U the" lvwcl .Mo pn,-e h) ih, day or nteal. SAMl.'EI CISTEU, I'rop. 8. t. t'T. Iianx4)d. 3u ?zi. '.oratown. Pa. Haniltcnian Institute. A CUMml. Miithemaiieal and rVIiitia'S,'bft4 t-T butk aexra. 'nir-iH Inaiila.h la roanplete. 1 l'n-iare atudenia kaiiT ul i ur Amerkau i '4- n.K'Bt LarntaKra are ltro( . vemiuarwt, ie niaiie a specialty. 1 tie eahlv UnahL "lt I'Moi year l-c--iii M Wuday, At';iu.t tb. J1 HI AHA 11 I'n-., l',L)...i, V. trei-ulra ablrea. ABS.T ' ' GHIIOC l?"""'" Shootlnt Outfit.!- U I! II La 3 nOun Warranted. UOLnrLATKIt WATCfrrai n,-m, ' 'be fcaove maha. ramp uii rrZim i 'Jcatt. Aiunav A. Cot Lraa ACuChkaaa, i ..1 " "e aaove warM. oma - . vlfflft1"111- Arent. wanted. Burt. jZnniwibt'l-'oi.lanie.l-M. w i!jcj ua:aaco,a.L.M. nn VOL. XXVII. NO. BANKS, ETC. NEW BANK. Soaorgst County Bank CHARLES J. HARRISON, Cullertiant ma-le in all part of the Unitsu SUtat. Cbargcc moderate. Butter and other ebecka col- lecltd and cashed. Eaetcrn and Western exchange alwayt on hand. Kemlitancct made with prompt ncss. AceunU (ullclted. Partiei dcJlrina; to purchaM U. S. 4 PER CENT. Fl'KDED LOAN, can be accommo dated at this liauk. The enpom are preitald In dcnotnlnitionf of JHO. HICKS. La in a. hk.es Aputs for Fire aai life taw, JOHN HICKS & SON, SOMKItSET. IV.. And Real Estate Brokers KSTAUI.ISIIEI) 1850. Pern$ who desire to sell, boy or exchange pr,p tr.jr. ur - rent will find it tu tlieir ailvaniave to rcicigwr the description thereof, aa no chance la Keii'rally will be prmptlT attended to. uk:. n-a'ieunicp bi,i or rvnie,l. rieHl cnaw I'Bsuten Teliacco ami Ciprs, WUOUHAU ARO nBTAIL, .V. e, v J. IT. Aiuimeriiian, ; -v-i't I ilain Crocs S: , -:if4K- Somerwet, l'cuua. 1 lie best of clenri i-f rtlHcnnt brand, manufac tured by hlra'lf, of the rholrest of tolMieroa. These rival cannot beexxlled iy any In the mar ket. r.e t'f tl.e tn-ct pl,M'ka of rlo-winu tol4co ever brooifl.t Ut fueraet. Prlcca t rail the tlmea. jaii'i DEALER IN FLOUR AX J) FEED Groceries, Confectictis, Qacensware, Willow ware. Salt, Pish, Tb:u''o :tiil fars, tc, &c .to., Stock. aAVi MICE. Al I Goods Positively SOLID AT BOTTOM PRICES. FAIR AND SQUARE IS Our jYXotto. Io Xot Tnil (o Give SO. 2, BAER'S BLOCK A CALL, "When doing your SIEIOIFIFIiTa-. Jan. 30 14 il tITCn I'fcnMtfttlalcxrhanre. We VV nfw I L.U v linndnNlr' ur cu-touiert Wiuiiinv: t lu iann? jnn nw. Never kow a l't!-rliti uell AAtf t tatr prlo, u jif.l nrr liftiiix tui'itrv (rum tuiki&tRl twkln Acre to. MK'ty. A'll'rcM S. M. JAMES, I'tunt anth Fftrm Ax(T Snjutitieia SC FiiiFUonh, l a. Thov In warrb of fitnDR fend for printed Fans a..V.28 Euirnnu uiHT amin. rAa.t.tMSIO vPEatlliErT. 12.187S, TEllilS Moderate), tend for a Catalogue. J. JFWKTT l'AUK-. I no. iil. LLilmtlle, l'a. A a.'. T. mmm mm mm i IitlbiirRli, ( i:al End.) la. Coilt giaU.' year opens Sc-pkniber litii. Location 1 niiUs iroui Court House, over-looking Kast Liberty valley. Kasv of am ss aud free from suioke. Terms for taatdine tmpils rtdutxd. For particulars itiiJ cattlotiic applv to MISS HELEN E. PELETKEAC, Acting rresident GEO. A. VEHRV. Treasuter. A!f. 7 TO THE LADIES. The Summer and t Co'r. Fall atjleaofK. Hatter a PAPER PATTERNS. at Mra. K. ii. WaKiwr'r, 809 Arch St.. and 804 South 2d St., Philadelphia. Aim Sir 'ale the Centennial 1'taltiT. Order! fill, -.1 by mail rtveiiit ot price. t!alaloRae lta nifh"d"vn application by 14-ul. JEFmSON ACADEMY, CLASSICAL AND ENGLISH. Oo&i-etrot tearhen. F'n'J eunnu. Thon ouh InatrnctloDa. lo"d moral rum-andlnga. Term rerlu -e,!, (ncceaaary expenaca nit tx.MxIlnf du.0o per tctuj. Si-nd for Intorniailoa or ratal. .c to liEV W'm. E ma, Trio. C'aiinoasburg, Pa. Ai. I A DMIMSTIUTOKS NOT1CH Eatauaa "yro, Ihraataa. late r RrathcraTallef I p.. novaer i t., oee a.: Ix'tlrra Jl Adnlul.traU- m th. alvr ettat liarK-K lea cranUnl to the aadrralBd tar th pruperautaority, XK U heref'jr l'ri la all per soua indelHed to aabl eatatai to aoaka tmiaediate payet. aud tiioM kaiauir rlaleoa aaiuat the u"" prmeot l hem lal authentlcaied art tlraa atto tli. ndrralaneii, at tae lal. rekliaw of eald ririwaaed, ub Saturday. Octo'jer a, lata, when and ahere te will attend lur that punnK. JUHNU.HAV, An-. Its Admlulitralor. MISCELLANEOUS, GLEXN'S SULPUUll SOAP. TllOROl'GHLY ClKES DISEASES OF THE SKW, Beautifies the Complexion, Prkvk.nts anu Remedies Rheumatism .and Gout, Hkai-s .Sokes and Abrasions of thk Cuticle a.i Coi sitRAcrs Co.ntacion. This Standard External Remedy for Erup tions, Sores and Injuries of the Slun, not only BEHOVES FROM THE COUP1.KXKI.V ALL FLEM ISHES arising from !ocJ impurities of the blood and obstruction of the pores, but also those produced by the sun and wind, such as tan and freckles, it renders the CUTICLE MARVELOL'SLY CLEAR, SMOOTH and PIJANT, and being a WHOLESOME BEAUTlFIEk is far preferable to any cosmetic All the remedial advantages of Sul. phur Haths are insured by the vse ok Ulrnn's Utrlplmr Soap, wtiich in addi tion to iu rsriiymg cilccts rcincduis anj rxE- VESTS KIILI'MATISM and GolT. It also DISINFTCTS CXOTHI!fl and I.IXE and PCEVEWTS DISZA4ES COMMIIN7CA TED BY CONTACT with the PERSON-. It dissolves Dandruff, prevent Laid- ness, and reUrd grayness of the hiir. riysicisns speak of it in high terms. Prices-2 5 and 50 Cents per Cake: per vox (j (Janes), o uc. aniSl.20. N. R Tbe 50 cent cake arc triple the use vC those at I 5 CCDIS. "KILL'S IIAIS A XI) 1THISKEU DIE," U'.ark or Brown, J Ceiua. C. I tarTESTM, f r?'r. Sistli iv.f S.l wiiE ohi:at positivk itke Ji. farall DIXPANKH artaiir from a (I.T-.crl r-adv ti-Mi or tiM iii.tM.fi. a.ix.as, ALHtta, ot lllOKl l a. uauAaa. Tht Bert Family Uedicinc ca Eartli. KlOO GOLD fc any prrwm atTUetoJ wtth m dl-asr ttttt iinflcrif: wta , H"t ri U' Vv or rura, prm-lOhm tla LauOJt or ocuut mro nut , in wwrn rwwni ti rTir In oUiuuL-iy roi!j pc mouxl iria Hi-rua, KoUi, k&rkt tjj Ctoroi ftmad In Ciif'imi and the Wt In-lUii, rribUiUL; Tonic, Cathttrtft:, AltArmttra, Dturatlr aod aml.iiflc. ltJ JmtnexUatc) effect vptm tit durt.vo crirHiLi vbethajf CtVM tKarlf taW tX UutUtMl 4Ut atrlLkJO. It te. rrvar th piKtlb uixta diwOxs, and ,?1veaCrcjTK vailtutw to tti muvilax and rtrraltliat( jrten. Itvtlm- tiuttw ino nui prorMe mcM artrvtiy, aiit-ra, rir- rvt ani boruiHi ino hoioil Kstua Uu raru aau ru-uauo. THE OVLX TSXt SEKEST FOE COLDS. It la naaleaa aa exMtlatr ara tha Ttrtacf this ti:r 11 FIIlHi. If ytnt ara anrVrinif tYnni KtLKH'H ATT k( k, li.HltlM. r'lUh.fSTlUV. KM It 1AT1VI, CIMUI, ItllJTT, tTirTM).. alUXrV r LRtiHntMiM t acr dimrder aiistiijc froa lPf KR RUNKi. rt a Ujttte r4 ami takr H aa pr difvrlkma Bpiaca.'h W:?, to F-n.:ilh, Uermut. Siniali asl Frvach. ota rt'lolll rrti-r(Hi1aoa jm lu mertta Uiaa vulanws exproo4 lu DnuitTi' na. A trial of one Ntttto tnMaTmi Its Wtra ro everjr fmi!T. fnr no MaWtinuuur CLLkl ran UK ( lwCMt am! nv.a'B )'7irk. It flrat rleanar-a (Ih prKtmi. tlx-a retaalrn. fn-o t'liiUW ap. tbus cartas J and atabllUiis iiaa.tli Mrmaa-at, aai aiMieadunnc baaia. OS I fin up ill irjj wuawra, euiii v iwiaant w uun. Walker & fiailger Mfg. rrop'rs, tafaj 'rW. ai.M. tH-r Batftlav Ma mravc, aw tar. BVFFEftED 30 YEARS. 9rvy Citr. Pot.mihf ir. tottra ran tell vt.at 1 hare nrjriit i,r t v iaat aa !w frm mNriMaMnd KLI KlJlM hlijt, : Umcv au bad Uiat 1 CumI n( aland upnn uj fc- t. I ctNild avH walk half a KiUa wltrioat raffwtiuf anttrtiaa fttair which woald brlnie a ar.re lUnij. About on remr as I aa Indaor-d m try a tattle of your iMritr and aa rtad to uatutt arurr taking fcaar KnuiM I vaa tit;rvljr ronsi of laoiti dl.aM. and am aw enitrn rxrellfiit lMalib and nrpncm. 1 ad. via all aliadiaiir afflU-trd o try iNmmikmc Miu. 4i. V FKAitUd, 111 gusavi St, DOX'T UO FOOLING AltOHU. A" a mrolatlnc nMllrtne I ran eonfl Icatly nv,nnTBi3 tlMiKRk. I hav. niH It la mw luity and loom other. -b h.,-r uwd 11. ind all irraaounn, It K"d m4 nnshl.. I, tall K frwtla wut dlMrM.at ya. br n.kliia .lim. but It :tcDi to tnnlm., and ac cwnpUaliea Uiat alH-rrttau it s menu. a a. a. Di vaix, Bireriiaad, L, I OF VEAUS STANDING, f ued oae tmtrte 4 YlcnarxF aad raa trat'iniily My tltat H ha. eared bm atafarMa aail IUM.asSa ,nn .l.aiilniT. 8. t BOK. K.D Lebaaea. X. J. . FOIt SALE 13 Y G. V,r. SP.EER5, OK I GGIST, .Mowf, l'n. WhD ia auih.iriaoj to iraarantce VlifiT'tw to pr.vc as faaranteed. akpt. 18, ' Cook & Beerits' FAMILY GROCERY, Flour and Feed W wovM mwt retMrtnillv aniKsra to oar mii and im puw ir areaTttily, la Ukj Uvb ami Tinn uy vi 2Mmrm;i, mat w hav uiicDetl war nawTtiore oa MAIN CROSS STREET Aad ta addltloa to a full 1U. of the beat CaiafferiiauerieM, .IUns, Tobarra, ricara, a c. We will endearor, at all time, to auptdr oar etu- tow era wlU tli. BEST QUALITY OF FAMILY FLOUE, CORN-MEAL, OA TS, SHELLED CORN, OA TS A CORN CHOP, Bit AN, MIDDLINGS And ereethlna; partaining to the Feed Hop art LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES. FOR CASH ONLY. A lao, a weil selected kocK at Ulaaavara; Stoat are, Wotdetware, l!raiaea al tlU. and STATIONER'S W hick will Mil aa cheap aa tea cheaper!. fleaa. call, examtoa oar goads of all klnda, and La aaUafiad frota yoar owi jadgneaL lKia't fori el warn w atay - MAIN CH(J6JStmt. Eoaaeraei, Pa. omer THE KWORD or hlXTY-OSE. CV tDWIUD 1U..HAUD. IIo !.gallant farmers, tried and true. For whom earth's teeming breast, Brings icrth each year Us bounties new And crowna the xreen hill's crest, Pance for one moment from the plow He fore yoar work be dona, 1'or to ! it gleams belore yon now The sword of sixty one ! Leave, leave the alckle in the com. Which turns from green to irold ! Gird wb thy loins at early morn Ere yet the day RTOwa old ! Uo ! aet.the battle In array, And tight the nitlit once more ; Shout, ahcut them ticrct ly In the fray The battle eriea of yore ! Not once or twice in bye-Kno years Yea kit the team a Held ; Left aoonda of home for alien ears ; Left harveet-honie and yield. Not ence or twice yon bared the broad Hid roar and boom of gun, . To charge fierce fbemen, sword is hand The aword of alxty-one. lint now that focmen stands at bay ; The vanquished claims the enwn ; Strike home ! for on an older day Yon struck the treason down, lie Miles the time to seise the feat. Sore need to watch and wait : lTp ! ap! the. watchword stern repeat The foe la at the gite ! The Southern cross sets pale behind The sere palmetto tree. Where Ashley's sullen waters win I To seek the sullen s ia ; But atlll our banner holds each alar Those stars yon nobly won And still our emblem shines afar The sword of sixty-one. No more the battle's fearful din Roars loud from shore to shore ; Yet still we tight to lose or win The rights our lathers wora. The voice that bids the storm cloud lift .Shall Eurely right the wrong. For the race it Is not to the aailt, Or the battle to the strmz. On happy hearths of hundred b"ines Where household fires are lit, A sturdy aire who seldtm renins The fanner, lovel to sit ; Imt high above on whlte wuhrtl wall. With bayonet bright and gun, llunga, proudest trophy of them all, The tword of sixty-one. The hour has come, the hour has coma To guard the prixe we hold ; Amuse ! arouse '. though tonirucs be dumb The wolf is In the lold ! Vp! up.' and hasten to the tight The days are bright end lung ; Ho, farmers ! rally for the right Ten hundred thousand strong! I see them break a shattered crow I hear the lieating drums ; Still floats our flag's bespangled bluo ; The conquering hero comes : Ami through the clouls that drift af.tr. The war-clouds, dark and dun, I sec it shining like a star The sword of slxty-onc. THE TOI .VU WIDOW. "Uub the horse down and don't feed bim until he perfect!?" cool." The words were addressed to the hostler of a hotel at HrightOD, br a hsndnouio, niiddle-agtd gentleman, dressed in tbo height of fashion, as he alighted from an elegant l,lack horse and tos?ed the reina to an at tendant. 'And now," said the horseman, addressing the waiter, "show mo into a private parlor." A well-dres6eu man. who rides a handsome nag, is always sure of a welcome at a public house all the world over. Our iriend soon found himself in a neat parlor, with flow ers anu vases on tne mantla piece. and the blinds for it was a fine sum mer afternoon carefully closed. while the open windows permitted the free current of air to circulate through the apartment The rider remained Etaodiog near the door. "Any orders, tir ?" "Xo ves, fits? who came in that handsome pbeaton I Eaw standing in the yard ?" "A ladr, sir." "Ah!"" "A young widow." "Dab ! Go along and shut the door atter you !" muttered the strange traveler, testily. "A young widow," he soliloquized; "I am certainly very fortunate to have attained the age of forty with out any feminine attachment Pecu niary independent not ill-looking, I thick I must admit that I should make what these busybodys, match makers, call a grand catch. Cut thank my stars I have happily pre erved my content and independence, so far, and am not likely to succumb cow. .no: no: jack unapman was born to live and die an eld bachelor. And now lor the newspaper." In the meantime another horseman came to the hotel, his horse reeking witn sweat, and literally unable to place one foot before another. The same hostler now made his appearance. 'Tat," said the fashionably attired young man, "put ray mare in the sta bie, aud do the best vou can for her." "Och. Mr. Traverse, and she's kilt entirely." "I'm afraid so." "An' what the d made you crowd bcr eo ?" "Xo matter. Is my fister here J" "es, sir; tbow iie gentleman in to Ibe ladies' parlor." "Ah, Belle," said the young man, "jou are here." 'Yes, replied the beautiful young woman, rising to meet him ; "but what is the matter with you?" "Nothing, Uelle, nothing." "Something is certainly the m ai re r. x ou look nuwheu and excited." "That's not all," "Ob, tell me what bi happened." "I must be brief, fur I am pur med." Turi-ued f " "Ys. Yen know that fellow who iomlted you in the coach t" said the young man. "Well, I bavo been on his track fur more than a week. . 1 met him to-day in the street and gave bim a confounded hor?e-wh!nping. 1 used bim very roughly, I am afraid. He instantly got out a warrant against me, and not wishing to be dragged into court until I was ready, I mounted my horse and gave the oflictrt the slip. Perhaps I had bet ter waited and braved it out, but, having taken this step, I am bound to baiUo them. To-morrow I will surrender myself. Now, Belle, if jour pony will take me to yoar un cle's ia Gve minutes, I'm your man." Toor Charley couldn't do it," an swered the lady. "Then I will make ether arrange ments. Liv-and-by I'll meet you at the villa." From the drawing-room the young man rot-hrd to the stables. set ESTAnLli.'rtKD, 18 SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, 'Tat," said he, "give me a horse a gooa one." "Sorra a horEe we've got in the stable, except the black; and be be longs to the gentleman that come just before ye. Och but he's a good one, your 'onor 2:50 to a cint." "I'll borrow him," said Traverse. jumping on his back, "Tell Belle to drive the gentleman to the villa, and he shall have the horse again.." "But, yer 'oner," remonstrated the hostler. in vain, traverse put cpurs to the liorso and away he went like a thunderbolt. . s,i"i . t .at a v, wirra, wirra, wnat li become ot me I'm ruined entirely !" bbortly after Mrs. Leslie rang for her phaeton, and at the same time Mr. . Chapman rung for his horse. The pony phaeton came round to the front door and the young widow stepped lightly into, the phaeton. "All right," she eaid to Pat, with a smile, nodding and taking the reins. "Give him bis head." "Och, it's all wrong," said Pat, keeping a tight bold on the reins. "Your carriage can take two inside." "Very well; but I came alone." "You've got to take a passen ger." "What do you mean?" "O, wirra your brother has been stealing a horse." "Stealing?" "Yes; the gentlcman'e; and he Eaid yuu were to take him to the villa to get his horfe back again." ' ery bingulr ' said the widow: but William alwavs was eccentric.' At this crieis Mr. Chapman ap peareu. . - .My burse ready ?' 'Jump in, sir.' 'I didn't come in a carriage.' 'In wid ye!' shouted the hostler 'lane a seat oesmo me If Too please, sir,' said tne widow, with her most fascinating smilo. -Mr. Chapman approached the step to inquire tne meaning, when the ho3tler seized him with a vigorous hand and thrust him into the phaeton while the pony, startled by the move me ut, dashed oil at a run. Poor Captain Cbanman! Here was a situation I Ai confirmed old bachelor, baldly abdncted by a fasci nating young widow. The captain had to lend his assistance to the voung lady in managing tbo ponv; ior his assistance Mrs. Leslie told him that in a few moments be should be in possession of bis horse, which ad been borrowed by a trontleman. This was all the explanation she vouchsafed. She required ia return to be made acquainted with the name of her companion, after giving her own. In a few minutes kho captain be gan to be somewhat 'at ease in fact be began to like his position. He had never sat so car a pretty wo man in ali his life, as her attention was engaged upon her pony, he had an opportunity to survey her fea tures. Iler large, dark and luminous eyes seemed to be literally swimming their liquid lustre. Her cheeks were as soft and blooming as the sun ny side of a peach. Her profile was strictly Grecian, and her parted lips showed a row of pearly teeth as white aa snow. Do you live far from here, ma dam?' said the captain.- '.Not very far, the pony can mend is pace u you are in a bnrry. Not lor the world. The pace seems to be a fast one.' The widow turned those bewitch ing eyes of hers on the old bachelor and smiled. It was all over with ini. When he sprang out at the vil- and touched the ficgera of the fas cinating widow, as he gently assisted her to aught, bis heart was irretriev ably lost. A red faced old gentleman in a dressing goti, p !itely received them at the dot r 'My friend Caotain Chapman ' Eaid the lady to him. 'Walk in warm day," replied the latter. Very,' said the Captain. And in deed his locks seemed to corroborate his statement. The Captain and the old gentle man were soon chatting together fa miliarly, and the former felt himself completely at home. And then the bachelor was left alotie. A dreamy reverie was interrupted by tbo sound of voices in the hall. The Captain easily recognized the wid and a glance tbrongh the half open door, sbowtd bim that her companion was a handsome young gentleman. 'There, dear Belle, eaid the young man, 'dou'i scold me any more, I will not do so again. Give me a kiss.' A hearty smack followed. It was a veritable genuine kiss the Cap tain saw and heard it A pang shot through his heart. 'The oiily woman I ever could love,' raid he to himself, 'and she en gaged.' The idow tripped into the room, if she was pleasing ii her carriage dreBi she was perfectly bewitchiog in in ber drawing-room attire. Chap man oould now see tbe whole of that foot 'My dear sir, said she, 'your horse is at your service now.' Chapman arose. 'But,' fbe auded, 'if yen nill stay and take dinner with us, my uncle will be very much delighted, and I i-ball bo very highly pleased. 'The coquette,' thought Chapman. 'I am obliged to you, madam, but I have an engagement,' he said. 'Then we en not hope to detain you, sir, but you must allow me to present yoo to my brother.' The handsome younr man made his appearance and shook hands with the bachelor. That's the horse thief,' captain,' said the widow, laughing. The young man apologised anJ ex plained the circumstances which im pelled him to take tbe liberty. 'I'm sorry,' be added, 'that we cannot im prove tbe acquaintance thus casually made by enjoying your company to dinner. I am sorry you are other wise engaged.' Why, as to that,' replied captain, drawing off his gloves, 'your offer is too tempting, and I feel compelled to accept it" So bis horse was remanded to the stable, and he stopped to dinner. 3 7. SEPTEMliER 25, 1S7S. After dinner tbey had music, for Mrs. Leslie played charmingly. Then be was persuaded to stay to tea- and in the evening secured a tete-a-tete with the widow in the prettr sum mcr-bouse, ovegrown with Madeira vines, and inhabited by a spider and six ear-wigs. It was ten o'clock when he mount ed his horse to return to Brighton, but it was bright moonlight, and he was quite romantically inclined. The next morning he repeated tne visit, and tho next and the next. In short, the episode of the borrowed horse produced a declaration and an acceptance, and though years have passed away the Captain has no cause to regret his ride witb the wid ow in the pony phaeton. 31 AS BY. CoNKEf'EBATE X ItOAPS, (With is in the State uv Ken tucky) August 19, 1873. 1 J Ez Cougrisman Hewitt called afore bim siuh uv the laborin men and oth era uv the city uv Noo lork, to git thor views ez to'the coz uv the fiaan- shel depreshen uv the country and tbe remedy therefor, it okkurred to me that the case cood not go to the country complete, unless the corners wuz beered from, I her iz more Snanshel talent layiag around loose about BascomV, probably, than kin be found on any other square mile the conntry, though ther iz a great deel uv haanshel wisdom eloosidat ed, between drinks, most every where. When yon want to kco eggsackly how to pay the nashnel debt, yoo want to find a man wicb cood never meet his own obligations. He knos how it is bisself. for he ba wra?s!cd with fiuanshel problems. I called a meetin uv the principal citizens nv the Corners, to get ther noshun3 ez to wat wuz necessary to bi.st us outuv the gulf we had plung ed into. It took some time to get 'em together, ez tuey wuz all at Bas corn's ssmplin a barl uv likker he bed lust ressevea. it be in bascom a habit wen he gits a new barl to give 'em a free taste. On sick okkashnns the ultimate salvashun uv the human race woodent fetch 'm away till the free drink wuz over. They dropt in wun by wun, and I eggsamined 'em thoroughly, The follerin iz the substance nv it : Deekin Program I consider the deprest condishen uv the country at tributable entirely to the want uv money and labor. Sence tbe tirent Linkin abolished slavery we heven t hed labor cnuff to develop the re sources, nor currency enulT to do the biznis uv the country. I hev fre kently gone a month without nary a nickel in my pocket, and consckent- By Joe Bicler Is that a new complaint, Deekin ? Objected to and ruled out tz irrele vant Consekently what bizais I did witb Bascom hed to be on a credit ba sis hen iascom goes to Louis ville for more likker he hed to take my notes to pay witb, wich ther be in' too many uv 'em, tbe Louisville people are singularly averse to takin. We must bev more money. Ibe government shood ishoo By Joe Bigler Deekin, ef your notes won't do tlie same ez money, I owin to tber bein too many nv em, and not bev in a partickerly good ba sis, wat good would it do for the eov ernment to ishoo jist the same kind uv money ? Objected to and rooled out as irrel evant The Deekin We want more mon ey and more occashun for money. Tber shood be an ishoo uv at least a thousand milyuns uv money wich iz never to be redeemed. It shood be distributed per capita, and every adult citizen with an able bodied ap- ertite shood her all he wants. We want more money. By Joe Bigler Deekin, 'sposn yoo hed gone to work in tbe spring and raised a crop and sold for tbe money we now hev, woodn t tbey bev eased you up ? Objected to and rooled out as irrel evant Issaker Gavitt Clearly uv the opinion that wat iz wanted iz more money. Moncv that wood ber to be redeemed wood be better than none, but that wood bo merely temporary releef. Wat we want iz an onlimited ishoo, at regular intervals, nv money wich ain't never to be redeemed, bas ed on tbe faith nv the government Ez I never pay no taxes anyhow, wood be willing to her the revenoos pledged for its ultimate redempshnn. The money might be distributed ez the Deekin sejests, or got into cirke lation by the pay in of Southern claims and penshonin Southern sol- jera. fcvery man snood in seme way bev a just share. By Joe Bigler How long, Issaker, wood it be afore Ba.-com wood her it all, az he Lez now ? Objected to and rooled out ez irrel evant Capt McGrath The principle need uv the Corners iz more money ; ain't pertikelar wat kind it iz, so that nobody ain't going to be called upon to redeem it and it will buy likker. Want a law making it, and another distribbitin it, and another compellin everybody to take it at par. Is wil lin to pool isboos with anybody wich will agree to this. Am willin to tax everybody fcr free educasbnn, and wood go so far ca to make the treas ury furnish every child with school books and a new pair or trousers, pervided that that ishoo ia pooled with this. Am also willin to reduce tbe hour ov labor to eight, or five or four, or wood be willia to go farther and hev no labor at all, psrvided money- eood be made plenty enuff. Is willia to strike bands with Dennis Kearney or General Buttler hiaself, to her money made plenty enuff. This ia the principle ishoo to be pool ed. Abner Pettus Ain't quite clear ex to wat "fiat" money is, but is in fa vor ov it if it lessens tbe hours ay labor and makes it easier to git Wants more money and more time to improve his mind ; wui compelled to leave a game uv seven up, yesterday, at Bascom' when he hed only one to" go, and wuz certain uv turnin jack, to split oven wood for his ife, wicb, in a proper condishon of society, he era wood her a nigger do. Then the iron entered hia soul and he despair ed of the Rennblie. Bleeevcs in the nnlimitml ixbo ov money, that he may be shoor of a proper reward for bia labor. By Joe Bigler Abner, how many days' work hev yen done aoonn toe year jest past ? Objected to and roolnd out aa irrel evant At this pint the investigaahua ceas ed. Joe Bigler wanted to kno suth- in about the yeeld nv wheat to tne aker, how much wuz put in about the Corners, and where it wuz marketid, and the price it fetched, but we choK- ed him off, holdin that bia qaetions wuz irrelevant. He latTed and went away, sayin that he cood show the Comers bow to get wat money it needed without any noo isboos. He made some illushuns to the propriety uv iroinir to work, and spendin half ez much for bred and cloze ez we did for likker, and a lot uv Etch demoral tzin remarks, wich tbe Corners never did and never will stand. We are a yconit on fiat money. and I sbel forred these question and answers to .Mr. liewnt that tuey may bo incorporated in his report. Ihe Corners ia determined to hev more money. 1 ho citizens set every day till late at nite in Ba&com's dis- cussin thia pint, and we hev evolved a great deal nv finanshel wisdom. e hev no monay and no means to go on with. The bloated liascom baa got ua, and we must hev money to swamp him witb. Oatil we hev means to purchase supplies we are belplis, and bow are we to git the means till tbe government cotnos to our rtlaef? It is the question uv the hour. We waat the Southern claims pai'.i, ana tlie government cannot uo too much, nor the iodivijual too little. I want a government and the Coro ners !!! be herself again. PETROLEl'M .Xasdy, Finanseer. American Uirla In l'arla. Among the many wonders of the exhibition none ia more striking than the little compatriot, the dainty, the delicate, and tbe irrepressible Amer- can girl, who has come for the first me to Europe, and who airs her urpri.-ic and pleasure with a grace peculiarly ber own It ia refreshing to meet her in tbe midst of this dead wilderness of conventionality, to see her set at defiance the haughty ia difference of the blonde maids of Albion and the excessive gaucherie and f.ver-delicacy of the unmarried i-roccb girl. hen sue cornea from England it ia scarcely necessary to say that cue allows herself to be sur prised bt little or nothing; thai she treats 1 1 is pearl of Paris with cool yet wc!l-bred diseain, which would arouse tie vindictivness of the Gauls could, tiev understand it,. She . will drink ice water, she will flirt, and she will persist that there is nothing whatever which could render it worth ber while to remain on this side of the ocean. She bas an impression that Paris was burned to ashes dar- Qg the commune, and she is surpri3- to see it so well built up again. Aa for tbe exhibition, she declares that : is not as fine as "ours," and ber pa triotism ia so earnest that she would ke to declare her nationality at ev ery second step. Heaven bless ber, she ia a bewi!dericr mystery a lovely mass of contradictions a be ing to be very proud of and to allow to conduct herself just aa she pleases. Xow and taea oae encounters the serious Boston lady, who baa come over with the intention of learning 'aris and the Exhibition by heart before she returns. She goes at tbe work with a grim persistence and with a disregard for physical dis comfort which makea ber apparently more robust English sister hold up her bands ia holy horror Cor. Hot- ton Trawler. ImpoolDg an a ai a aba ad The public square ia a resort much patronized by the sleepy of both sex es, regardless of color. Any day benches full cf men and women may be seen dozisg, with their heads against their neighbor's shoulders, whether the neighbora bo black or white, and such aa are not dozing are generally arguing on polities. A young colored man and a white man !. a a occupieu one oi tnese benches yea- tcruay morning and were talking on the great question of tbe day So cialism. '"Tain't no use," said the white man who was a broad-shouldered. stout individual, in hia shirt sleeves; "capital s got to come down and the laborin' man's got to have equal rights with the rich man. It's boun' to come. It can't be helped." The colored man showed a row of white teeth and answered ; Dat's what I wanna see, but it seems to me it's a long while csmio'." It II come, just you mind if 'twont," said the white man. "A man," said his brother of col or, "can't do nnfCa' so Ion's capital gits control o' politics an' bas every thing its own way." At this juncture a little colored girl, who bad been looking for some body in the square, came toward the tenth where the two men sat and waa greeiel by the olored man wivh : "Well, yoang gal, what's up ? "Mother wants you," said the little colored girl. "Wba s she want me ft,'!" asked tbe colored max "bhe wanta you to kerry do's home dat she's done took de wash." deal Tom "An' wha's tbe matter wif her, dat she ain't able to do it her self?" "I don't know. She said you wasn't doin' anything." "WelL yoo go home an' tell her I'm not doin' nuffia' in de old clo's line jes now, an' fo' her not to forget it." Tbe white man laughed aa heartily as his languid disposition would al low, and his colored coadjutor, turn ing to him as his daughter walked away, remarked: 'Tspose de ole woman'!! ask roe to do her washin' next time." rhila. Time. We will say to the young man who wants to know what ia beet to live on this weather, that a aich ancle isn a bad thing. WHOLE NO. 1 120. Palwleaaaeaaaf brmtU. The following incident told by a doctor, will be read with profound yet tender interest: Tho testimony of the uyinr. so long aa they are able to give any tes timony, is that their sufferings do Oct increase aa the determination of life approaches, but on the contrary gTow less. The following incident illustrates the truth of thia remark, aad, so far as a single instance is of value, con firms what has been said aa to the painlessness of dissolution. A medi cal friend, whom I attended profes sionally in his last illness, was the victim of a most painful disease, He was aware of its incnrable character. Supported by an intelligent faith in God and immortality, be prepared himself witb admirable courage and unfaltering trust tor the final change. In consequence ol continual and se vere pain, he was obliged during tbe last few moments of bis life to take opium daily. He sent for me one night soon after midnight. A brief examination was sufficient to show that tho end was near. "Do these symptoms mean diaso- utioa ?" asked Dr. "Tbey do." "Then I have reached tbe end of the chapter," he quietly remarked, aad added, "how long shall I proba bly last ?" "That you know," I said, "as well as any one perhaps twenty-four or thirty-six hours. " scarcely heeding the reply, he continued "I am ready ; but promise me this; that I shall not suffer pain if you can prevent it" The promise, was, of course, given, and I agreed to see him every honr or two aa long as he lived. This bo log done, I said to him : "Oae thing remains, how shall I communicate witb you when, at the very close, the time comes that you cannot indicate whether you suffer or not ?" After a 'little talk, the following signals were agreed opon : He was to indicate a negative an swer, or No, by raisiog the foreOa-j ger;andan arurmative auswer, or Yes, by raising the fort-fioger and tbe one next to it also. One Gotrrr waa No ; two fingers Ye1. Hiving arranged Ibis matter, he took rather more than hia habitual d. of opiuru, and was soon comparatit ly q iiet. The pain did not return. Foriwtlve or fifteen boors he appeared much as usual ; conversed with lit fa uily and friends, and waa rheer'ul ai l se rene. Then, aa nature's a .a',tLeiic began to act, he became dull aatl heavy. In answer to repeated in quiries aa to pain, he constantly re plied in tbe negative. At length he answered lesa readily. For an heur or so before death he answered only by the signal cf his fingers which had been agreed upon, and by thst signal he replied quickly and intelli gently. Fifteen minutes before dis solution I asked him : "Do you euffer pain ?" lie instantly made the negative signal by raising hia forefiager. Af ter this he made no sign, but slept peacefully to tbe end. llaaral aaal Dlavtaaeal Staaay. Honest international paper mooey is that which represents provison for iu payment at the place where it is payable. Dishonest international paper moo ey is that used by parties unable to make such provisions. It ia alwavs a disturbing clement in affairs, and where tbe amount is large a most potent one. Tbe excessive damages to wbicb the drawers of dishonored bills of exchange are liable ia expressly de signed as a punishment for tbeir dis honest utterance. The paper money of backs is hon est money when it represents the previous provision of coin or merchandise adequate for its discharge. This money is usally issued ia tbe discount of bills, aad serves tbe purpose of breaking them up into denominations suited to tbe means and convenience of every consumer. So long aa tbe banks dis count bills given for cerresponding values ot merchandise, they need ooi bold any considerable amounts of coin their billa retiring their owo liabil ities. Bank mooey is dishonest money when it does not represent, either ia the hand of the bank or of the public, means fully adequate to its retirement. Such money ia always an element of mischief, and is always got out of the war in tbe speediest manner possi bie." A currency which, from its own in herent weakness, is always at a dis count from the par cf coin is always dishonest money ; and aone is so dis honest as that of governments, wbit h seldom or never, by their pa; mem, make them tbe equivalent of gold. Anac-rleaa Jfaralaa lea rSrla, The American threshing machines on exhibition at Paris are splendid specimens of woksmaoship, aod tbey fairly aatooisb the Parisians. Tbe Echo A'jricole, of Paris speaks of them in the following complimentary terms : "To see these threshing machines, constructed with perfect taste as to shape, aod with rieberas in the materials employed, tme specimens ot cabinet work aod imaying ; these reapers and mowers, where ail tbe metallic por tions shine Kke silver, one does not imagine himself in the midst cf ap paratus destined for work which is reputed vulgar, euch as catting- wheat or mowing the grass, but in the store of enormous jewelry and among true worts or art - ever, in any country, have been seen such grace and splendor. If by the magnificence of tbe machine we are to judge of tbe character of the workman we would be inclined to suppose the American farmer to be equally 6oe. walking the earth, not in blouse and wooden shoes, as with a;, bat in full dress and with hands gloved." A Mo4eI Wife She never, wasted a solitary thing. Let a rat die aroond , oar boaee, and tho first thing yoa ' knew Mary Jaoe'd hav a muff aad a new set of farm, and I'd begin to find i mince pies on the dinner table. lis Stock raising ia conceded by all to be tbe essential source of profit la oar Western fanning, and good stock is furthermore admitted to pay the best, but tbe care and keeping of farm stock is aa Important consider ation, w hen the best profits are ex pected. Tbe feed for stock seems to be the only consideration by many farmers, and while this ia bountifully suppliml, many other important interests sVe over looked, such as shelter, pure water, pore air and clean quarters. Shelter and protection from bad weather is cheaper than feed, even here in our land of plenty. Then, too, it sustains health and vigor that enables tbe food to produce the best results of growth and fat Barns are, of course, desirable for tbe beat stabling of animals, but if a barn is not attainable, or too small for all the stock, do not neglect them on that account, but put op straw or fodder sheds, protected on tbree sides, open to the south, and yoo furnish grateful shelter from storms that will bountifully repay its cost svery year, and you can soon build the barn with your profits of the shed. Pare water is also an important consideration in successful stock rais iog, as important to stock as to man, and while our Western prairie farms have not the running brooks of New England, good water is easily pro vided in abundance by wells and cisterns with wind mills, so univer sally adopted in some parts of tbe W est who tbe best satisfaction, or by pond, which is the most general throughout this region, and when properly fenced to keep tbe stock out, and the water supplied to the stook with self-operating water checks, a constant supply of good water the whole year around may tbus be pro vided, without having to drive the stock two or three miles to the river, or else to let them do without in tbe beat of summer or tbe midst of winter, for sufficient care is not al wavs taken to store op water against such contingencies. Provide clean quarters with good ventilation and air. The farmer who is thus careful to provide for bis stock, will Gad the best market for his farm crops, be ill breed only thoroughbred males, and with good stock and good care there is money in breeding (lock on our- western farms, while raising scrub Btotk with poor treatment does not pay tbe market price for the feed tbey eat and waste. e have a wide range for improvement !n our breeding and feeding. Btosarv. There ia no law to compel a man to tell all he knows, nor is there aoy reason why he should do to. A maa a reterce of intelligence is his shield in the game or warfare of life. Without it he is const an tly exposed to depredations from selfish men, who, kuowing his strength and the avenues which lead to its foun dations are ever oa tbe alert to undermine) and weaken hia position for thierown aggrandizement A man will not publicly state that he has aa amount of money about hia person, because bo well knows that aucb in formation is liable to prompt some one to rob him. He is reticent about it, preferring it to be thought that he is without money. Every personal interest of a man should be eqaally guarded. If yoo open your gates, your cattle may ran away, while others steal ia to feed apoa your sub stance. If yoa open your mouth in discreetly, the result is even worse. AH this is well known to many peo ple who wisely keep their own eoua- sel, and save themselves from pecu lation. But the love of praise or gain, in duces men to talk of themselves and assume to be what tbey are not; to boast of 'characteristi .-s and posces sions to which they are entire strangers; to make their goods better than tbey are. Constant talking most tell too ranch of one's self, or tell lies; neither of these is consistent with tbe interests or happiness of mankind. A man's teterce is his true capital; all else is exposed and subject to loss. It is as the foundation of a monument, secure aod ont of sight, opon wblcb may be built the loftiest superstruc ture. Tbe struoture msy blow down or crumble to pieces, hut tbe founda tion ia a reserve upon which another may be erected. Bat how shall thoughtless, busy men, who do not understand this principle, be led to avail themselves of its good offices. Taw Waal-la-tt. One of oar most prominent lawyers went home the other day to diooer and found that Lis little boy had his head clipped, in accordance with the style. Affecting not to notice it, ho began to speak of the wonderful curi osities on exhibition at Washington, in the shape of a living creator, with a form something like that of a bo man being. It's head is round like ft pampkin, iu ears stack ont like clam shells on a cocoaaM, Its nose projected like a figure four from what seemed to be his face, It walked op right, and its head was covered with a growth of bristles, about one-sixteenth of an inch in length, and for want of a better name tbe creature had been called tbe "What-is it" And, placiag his hand on tit boy's bead, tbe falser said : "Why, here it now. Here's tbo very thing I've been talking about" The boy replied, as he buttered a piece of bread. "They've get a blamed sight worse Icokiog things light hernia Peotia'' "What kind of a thing ia it ?" said the lawyer. "It is tbe father of the 'Wbat-ia-it,'" replied the lad. Tbe subject was dropped. Ttona Tranmmpt. Jetfct i'a Tr Bataa. We seldom repent of having eatea too little. Never spend yoar money before yen have it Take things alays by the smooth handle. Pride costs more than bearer .thirst, and cold. Nothing in tronblesosao that we do willingly. Nsver pat off till to-morrow what yon can do to-day. ever trouble another tor wans yon can do yourself. Never bar what yoa -don t want because it is cheap. How moch pain tae tviis iavr cost ns that never hart happened. When anrry eoaat ten bcior yoa speak : if rcrr sorry, coaat a haav drcd. A a ancle recently foand kis - ew nlayiar tho violin, aad tho f-Jluw- ing hits took place : "I fear, nephew, yoa lose a great deal of time wit this Iddlisr." "Sir. I taasavor ta keep time." "Yea mean, rather, 139 tim.' "No; I only boat tiaM." : i -I r- - t t r ,l i t i ' v - t, i I i . i i , t ' I i