Terms of Publica tion Th2 Ssacrset Herald jmt.UfUoJ every Wednesday Morning ll SI ,.r unnuut, lald la advance otlierwiM 2 Ml .ill Invariably .b cuaiywl. o sulwulptlon will be discontinued until all ,rivnur art pall op. postmasters neglecting ,., noiliy wlieo subscribers do not take oat ;-,.'!r papnUlbebeldUaia(urUieralTliiUa. . Titters remorint; from one PoetolTlo to an 0, should plve nt to Gam of tbe former a at tbe present offioa. Aaddrea Somerset Printing Company, JOHN L 8UCUU Business Manager. A TTOP.SEYS-A T-LA W. ,.nkYF.S?HEIJU ATTORNET ATL.AW i I sir' llouiity am Fointiua Agent, tnimeraet, Oiuce In Alauitawth Hluck. Jan. UU. Al lOKNEY AT LAW, Somerset. Penna. SmmcLl'L frT.'lel"Ul bust a, , rni"i"Hy solirlied and punctually atleud J to I AW NOTICE Aleaandev H. Ooflroth baa . rei-uiurd the practice o, law in Souier and i,.,'!i:ni counties. Omoe la Mammoth Building, .to. aa, "l- l'ALKXTlMi HAY. ATTORNEY AT LAW ul dealer In real estate, Somerset, Pa,wlll .uruJ l all liu.iueM eutrusied to bis care witn jll.npunusa&d buliij. aua;. U ly. tr J. h 11. U BAER, ATTOKNEYS AT 1 L.A W, Somerset, r"a., will practice In Som erset ui autoiuma; counties. All business cn trucwd iv -.beui will be promptly attended to. J OUN U. 111U ATTORN tY AT LAW, SOM tteel. fa., wiU pranptly atteud tu ail business cotrustee to loin. Mmitj iuviu wi wuniuuu fcc UUice In Mauimutb liulldiuM;. U'lLLlAM 11. KOWNTZ, AlTt'K.NE Al Lw. Somerset, Pa., will ;lve promi atten tion ti uiint-s entrusted Ui b'.s care lu t-oinentet nd the a Ijoiuiug counilee. Office In Printing Uoune Kuw. iOHXO. alMMtU ATTCKNtY AT LAW, sj Somerset, Pa., vwtl attend t all business ou trun,! to hie care In somerset and a.itobiiuit coun tl., wiih itroinpuieaa and ndellty. Ornce la Mam moth Block. Ieb.isi.-lv J. U. OGLE ATTOENEY AT LAW, Somerset, l a. lrofeai;toiul business entrusted Ui ui)' oar attended tu with promptness and ndtlil. A. n. uirrKTi. w. a. nvrrau KiKKKUTH k tUFI'EL. ATTOKNEYS AT j Law. All basiui-M mirunicl totbvir care ill Uc fjHxsillv and i.um-luulij Ktteuld to. orri'B-Utai Miin CroM atraet, oiwslte uie .Mituiiuuth lll'Kk. I OUN II. SCOTT, ATTOllN E y AT LA W. S..niiTft Ta. tlti atalra In lsvt lll k. Ati I'UMiie tntruHled u, bte nare altcnied Uwith .r.'iuiiint-aud DueLity. i a. mls l. ruaii. ATTOKNEY AT LAW, s,,iu,T.t. Pa. OIBce, Mammoth Itlo-k.up talr. Kntrawe Main t:n4 U Collettuina ma le. e Uv i-ull. tub exauiined, audall U'HI bul aepi" attended witb pMiuitneaa and BiiiUy. gUKVKYIMi, Wriiing Lk-tdn, &c, I tao : ..i .' iiti mi , r. j t cruis. 4-EiiSUire at Caaelieer a, C-.' Store. C. F. WALK Eli. AujilS. rjjYSicuxs. fK. .1. K. MILLEHbai perminentlylo-jited I in lterlin lorttie rarili-e ul bla i'ltaiua. .pjiuMt Charlc a,ruiuger store. aiir. fK. H. BRTHAKER tendrrf hr prufewdonal i nervbwatotheettlxeni ol Somer-i ana v in ily. me In renideuoe, one dour wet ol tbe Kar uet House. 1K. E. M. KIM MEL wUl eotitlnoe to prsrtlre Alcdlcine, and lenders bis prole!wl,-nal svrvl- ri to tbe rUliens id iinerset ano surrouau.un f,.untry. Oitire at tbe old plaoe, a frw doors eait ol tbe Glade Hoax. m YVKSLEY CUNNINUHAM. ,rl.,r Iji vanillic mill e.tlnne tbe lire.(inedi. lue.and U-oders bU .rolertl.i:U ihtx i.x to the rilleu oKVntre llleand snrrouud liK cuntrr. Feb; g S. GOOD, PHVSIC1AX & SURGEON, mii:kskt, pa. arOrrit-c in Mammoth Block sc4'7 DR.JL. G. MILLER, ru-r twelve yeari' artlre iractlc In Shankvllle, has u iKni.Bnlly bcated at Souienwt for tbe ime ll ot iM.tclw. and tenders bit ,rolwl.ml er nrrt to tie criliens of Iwanemet and Tielntiy. o;.r la his Imp More, olle the Ha met 11 ..u, where be can t omaultad al all Umet anlew irlwbma!ly eiieaeed. aar-Met calls uromptly answered, dee. It, Il ly. Dr. W. FeTuNDENlTEHG I.nte Ken denl Kiirijron, la Yuri lye ant Ear Mnnary, Has locatci ia the f:r the IZCLTIVE treatment tf aU diccases cf the Eye tx& Ear, ire'ui isg zzs cf the ITose aid Throat ltlr, .e. CO ,(b Crsilrt) Mrrel. Juite'AJ. VEST1STS. DK WM. COLLINS, DENTIST. S-meraet, . uibce lu t:aseteer s Bbk. np stairs, here be eaa at aU limes be found jirefiaroU W do allktndsol w.r, sue b as Bllins:, riiiatiiiit. ei-tra'Hua- -! Artlnctal teeth ol all kinda, and of tbeliestaaatenaXlusorted. Operatious warranted. JOHN BILLS, DE1TTIST. Ofoee In CoBroth h KttTt new bulldbiic. Main Cms Slrwct. Sosnerset, l'a. t - VM. COLUNB, DIIATIST, ( (rti.- aWwe Caecbeer fc Freasw's atora, Somerset, p. In tbe last bfieen years I hare arreatly re .Heed the prleee ol artlbrlai teeth la Ibis place. Tbe constant iocrcasins: demand for teeth has In dued sue to so ealarK my taellltles that I ca tnakt "' "'a td tth at tower prls than yon can ei tbeaa in any other plans In this country.. 1 aw now makinc a cuwd set as Uelb b H, and H there Kh,ld be any person ausona: aiy ibousaaide t m a-wcs rntlti-' or lite adpauiu MHMtkew that t ,mnm jsadt lMd"u tt'a ' f'vl- tt""- "" w.tioi. ' ob l at- U5. and tt new set hot ui aitarya- : " wuris IITIKIC AL TEETH!! J . . YUTZY. T I S T D E I. DAM CJTT. jrtSHsrscf 0" .nt;.. if -' Actiucwl Tiji. war luevjrjttyl juatfl. Uie ltae as iaadsutua, Itunrtad la Mi t,st style, farilcalai Miwtsa bald w the irea rr vat loo ol tb. nalarai teeth. Those wlsblua: to Musali wie by tetter, eat sW a. by netoslna stamp Addrasa as above . eiail JUOTEL ... . . . TTILL HOpE, s-ue ic (.iipeu U panawd It asaoinnoda( jjt,': y 1 tbe uiot eotiilortaLle auu iiuwu,f s.u"w. Tl.r trayeitnj I t,i.ii,t arttb t' t trayeitnj poWic and jwmjaneet lawMeT lur- i4 uaat hi nvi acouauri'ri 'I io table, will autittiiuc Ui w mrul.bl ila tlM aiarket aHoraa. lraw and susbbouiosw atabllug attacbL jaall jyAMOND HOTEL. W.UK H. Cl'aTEIt. IroX,rie.tor. This p liar and well known boum U al aU iplns dace for tbe Iravelinn lu4 clrable stot ub ii,e- aoie and k utms nrst-ctAM. uoua linv cJ leara dally ? Johnstown and The VOL. XXVI. NO. 17. BANKS, ETC. ft: Cambria Co. Bank'. M. W.KEIM & o, -Yo. 'i(Ul Main St Joliuntfm ' A General Banking Business transacted. Interest raid at C per cent, on Time Deposits. Loans Negotiated. Drafts Bought and Sold. J any. : . J. O.KIMEL&SOXS, SaecefJ'irs to Schell Sc Kimmel, S0ME11SET, PA. Accounts of Merchants and oth er Business People Solicited. Drafts negotiable in all parts of the Coun try for sale. Money loaned and Collections made. J0H1T0W MM BAM, 120 CLINTON STREET, JOHNSTOWN. FA. Clmnere.1 SiutemlrU 17ii. Iwin'fitf nweie- ed of all suuifluot lesthauone,l"ltar. Interest is due lu tlc toontlisot J ane anl liereii.ier.antl II not ill,.lno It adde.1 Ui the drpoMt tlius roluwun dlUK twice a year without irouidin the ,1.kisI lor lo call r even to present thed'i"Mt IwK-k. Mot'ey loaned on real estate. 1'lerenr, wl'h literal raloe and lone lilue. Rtven to lrn,wers ol lerli;K nri nt'.rl xsk'-s on larius worth lour r.r more time, the amount ol loan desired, tlood refer ence. JtertetH titlec. re-juired. i Tlil? c,nM-ali.,n is elluylvelv a Ssvinr Hank. I ioctiinurniul dejitii rerjivetl. nor :i6viuu:s made. No loan? on ,er?onul security. Blank uplicallous for borrowers, copies of the rules, l y-uws and sc iHl law rclutins; to tbe bank sent to any addre& request e,l. Ti:t ktkkk. .I:imes Coi-er, DuvM Kllx-rt O. F. Ellis, A. J. Hawes. V. V. Hut, John Lowiuan, I. H. Lipsly. Daniel MeLuuuhiin, U. J. Morrel!, Lewis f Mil H. A. H.ts, Ooiind Suppcs,tec. T. !S war. k, James Mc.Vlillcn, James Mo rUy and W. W. Walters. Kai.lel J. Morrell, Frc'I lTit; Fra'.k Iitrt, Trcafurcr: Cyrus Elder, Solicitor. no"4. Totoo anl Ciars, wnoLCKALt Aaoc.-raiu (J. II. Zimmerman, fiV KoHierel, I'otina. The Kt of riirars of dlfiorenl brand., manufac ture,! by liiniMll, oil be clioinciit of tobaccos. These ciais cauni.t lcscol led by any In the mar ket- One ol the best Mi'ks ol cbcwtnic tobacco ever bronifht to Somerset. I'rb'en to suit the times. jan24 imiHiai. ifCM.Hii- AEnts for Fire and lATs Insurance, JOHN HICKS & SON, SOMK11SET, TA., And Real Estate Brokers. KSTAMJSIIKD 1BSO. Persons who desire to sell, boy nr eichenee prop erty, i r lor rent will nnd It to their ailvanUute to rcKiidcr the deiption thereof, as nochanreis na,le unless Sidd or rented. Real estate busiucsa prmcrally wli I le promptly attended to. enitl. J. R. MEG AH AN, BTJTCIJER, AND DEALElt, "Wholesale and 3 detail, JJllSri 3.I32TS I AUkiDds, sacb as KEEK, POKK, MUTTON, YEAL, LAM 15, SAUSAGE, Tudding, Dulog Lft, Mince Meat, and LAUD of onr own RcDJoring. MARKET DAYS May, Ttaiay anl Satnrflay. Somorstel, ln "let rnu l ol1 :inel any lay lim-inz tli" V"k. April 11. Cook & Beerits' FAlflLY GROCER! Flour and Feed STORE. We wld ant! reaiiertrully aniane to our friends aixl the puldtr generally. In tbe town anl vicinity nt Somerset, that w. baa opened ar NawSuca ow MAIN CROSS 7ff T, Ami it. adutUoa lull Hue ui U but Csiife lloiipriei. oliou, Tobarcom i'ieam. d c, W e will endeavor, ai aU times, V Waters with II.. supply jar cus- BEST QUALi T Y OF FAMILY FLOUR, COnX-MEAL. OATS, SHELLED C011N, OA f VVM CJIQf, jfltAX, AtWlLIX?S And vervthintf uartaic!!i to th Fred llepart ueulattbe' a , - i.. i - . mm ipp wm CASH ONLY. Aise, a well selected stocs of Ulaaswarc; aibaewara, WuoJenwan, Brusbtl f al kicds. and Am v r V'hlcb ww w"l sell a ebeap is tbaebaanast. . . " i Flcase cab. .jamln nr r'ds el ajl Jpds, j be autudied froaa oar o j.l(innt. Ileal foritet wb ere we stay Oi K A IN CKUSS Streot, f. Bvcrset, Pa. . . . OcC n. urn. MISCELLANEOUS, FOLLANSBEE & CO, Merchant Tailors, k A inl M un u r.K'l tl r-r. ol Gent's. Youth's and Boys, Faslsionalils CloIMi acl NO. 4i FIFTH AVEMT- riTTsuunaii. ! Dr. iiarr.s uraini3uy.r3. A certnln, .tfe nnd specly enre lor every nch, mid pnln. It eives InslAtit nnd p-rmnctjt ro licCMUd may be used as a liuuncut 11 desired. Dr. Harris Summer Cordial TOR CHILDREN TEETHING. And an tuifitlllne remedy for DlnrrhnM. Dva entorv. Clo!er:t Mni 'mi. Vomiting, Sour Stoin ach,si,-lv He id u'ho, ln.lt';r-ti(n. nnd all di cn"of t'.iostoin i.-li and llowoi--. M,nd lor i'.inipalei cotitaitiM n-v t1'.iabl. in lb rnmlion. KAIUUS Si LWIXG. PITT53URCH. PA vtii : C L A T E l"ln.?e wh-i re : ROOKS. re ni'w baiM.nz ha5cs sliouW know thkt .: it vln aiH-r to tlio Iviiic run to (tit on Slit Jktiif in.m tin ir Mtini;!. Miiie win lornver, B-inl iisjrf.iirs aro rciuirvti. tiAte kivrs th pnr ett. water l.r ristrriut. jSUis fir ronr. Kvery kikmi l.oii ihouUI have a State nM. 1 ti tuvler feiuuf.l if l-K'Mtr.i tn CuuilterUnd, where he hh$ PeacIiboUom & Buckingham S T. A. T E tor roohlnv be very bet nrti.'Ie. He wilt ondcr tdketoput Slate KMdf on Hoa.es. pnblirMtld prl tile, spires. e., either in town or e,untry at the lowest prii-es. and to wamtd tlu at. (.'alt and ace hnu or ai-!res liha at hi? t roc. ,o. 110 rtaitiuiore !Street,CutiioerUnd, Idd. tiolers may belrii wtlb NOAH OASEHEIK, ict'lt, Sv:i"!LTift, l'a. V. H. SutrLrv. A prl h, ir. E. H. WITH BOUSE, HEMPrOSE&CO. 285 Halt. St., Ikltimoro, M. 1). Woul 1 rtictfHt.T xk the metrlianti of Somer set omniy, U eod til in their ordvre for FANCY GOODS. Murlnir tlirm Mt .Taction lt h fi'irarli I. rice iuil quality ot fln. Th tm-rrlianiii vi? tunic Italttumrv nn- urgent lv n'ucfted U cull l4 sec uie before ui.tkin .arcLS4 a. HIGHEST AWARDS! Centennial Exhibit on. J. REYNOLDS & SON, NC,RTUWEST CORNER THIRTEENTH ANO FILBERT STS. PHILADELPHIA, MANfFACTURES OF PATENTER Wrought-Iron Air-Tight Healers WITH SHAKINtJ AND 1'L.IXK KR GRIND 1XI URATES FOR BI RMNO ANTHRA CITE OR UITUallKOrS OOAL. WROUGHT-IRON HEATERS, FOR lilTl'MINOl'S COAL. KEYSTOyE WROUGHT-IRON HEATERS, Cooking Ranges, Low-Down Crates, Etc. LicscripUve Clrcnlars sent tree to any address. EXAMINE liEFOKES ELECTIXO. April 2.'. IHE KANSAS PACIFIC HOMESTEAD Is publi'bcd by the I.inJ licparttuent of tbe Kan sas Pacific Raitwuy Oimjiany, to supply the larjrc and lnrresslng demand for intonaatiun retctln(t KANSAS, and c pe la.ly ibe w .ntdcer,! body ot JnB (r.ajjbMfbptfg,- Jn alS cf t aiV H3 o ' '4'b(s g,aj,t (ioiiirt.cl OVER 5,00(P ACRES OF L.AXP, conslsiltiK of every odd section in each township, tor a distance ot twenty miles on both sl'Icsuf the road, aroae-half of the land in a belt forty miles wide, citctdiu" to D' Dve; (,tj in u j). erido, tb"i foru-lPij aoi.SoAi'ion of Ibe belt of ,C.ti -.rliic;;, firita the Atlantic toast Westward, h fotnd tb!' inVlltaate, toll, anl every prodne iltmol nature, thnnst favored. To aid In tbe -ct'.H",;icr,t uf tbis taperb domain lUi aotntelllicnt and Indastrlors neop'e. Is th 'jbiact ol the HOMESTEAD. Ir I Intended to enntain a Ulr and eamikl rrpreae'nUtlon ot tacts hoi- will It ever (Ire, 'Intentionally, any etatetcetit that will not, un lureslb'at'on, y'JT tMr jUincd. WABDWELL Tee Cor-.pscy btatns rts title To these uuia fnitn t be loTcromen 1 or the United States. 'Tbcy are bein oCured at prices lower than any other lands in the. West, that will cotrjiare iLs tieai )n jii'I, tl(Uiate' and i.onevat aJYataes.' The tertn? ( Tmyiac-at, a j w jft j found on a cars. 1 euiawn,'a'c'ButV liberal, tn"aH elisent Itatnrrs than haY bcretoJope been "llifwl ay noc:iaf j. THE HOMESTEAD IS FOR FSEB KEOTJLIICU, s ti l, . Anu win le si at gratis to anyone upon applies tton, " ' ' ' - 'AH communications to reference to Uie U ct' p lhCVicaiiVojld fsaJjlfesfd " . . '.' k J GILMOHK, Land CummiasUiotr.X. P. Hy., .. ' SAUNA, KANSAS.! ' Marcl7.I(tT7. OlilOFBO t: s SOMERSET, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCTOIJER 3, IS77. THE DEAD rMPIIET. A NEW EKIDliR OF KK.tlB. 1 )ead Dtad Dos J. " lln m let . Oni more polygamous, Short in the breath. Wretchedly bigamous. Cione to bis dealli. Turn not away from him, Scorning to touch, (!o nearer and pray lor him, Married so much. Thick ol hu fathcrs iu-law, Two hundrcJ brothers in-law. Three hundred sistcri-iii-law, Filly old mothers in-law, Ix tt in one family, All polygamily;' Think ol Iheir daily life Full ot domestic strife. Cat fights and quarreliugs; Think ot the tears and sighs, Then try to Ann Elize . Some of their feelings; Thiuk of the weekly dues And ot I he baby shoes And stockings uni.u lilc.cl; Think of the yuienls large. Thiuk of the daily charge, Of an iutanlsix hundred. Oh! turn not away from liim, Scorning to touch, (jo nearer and pray for him, Married so much. Oh this is pitiful! A city with w idows full, liuxom and fair; Old bachelors think of it; Oo near to the brink of it; Now if you dare. Still lor his bigamy And muddy polygamy Leave him ul rest; Cross his hands humbly. As ifprayiug dumbly. Over his breast; Owning his weakness. The Jtior erring creature. And lutving with meekness His mantle to Beerher. Ja Vtauekle m Utxtrao Gnztltt. MAIIRYISU APItlXTEK. I;V FAS.NIE A STALLALDEN. ' Ob, Kate, hat dues ibis ineau ?'' And Mrt. Xe!m turned uniiiulT toward a (air, blue eyed girl, who eat rowing bj one el tbe sitiiDg-room winduwd. The breaker held in one of ber Lands a daiutj bouqueloflrerb buds and blossom?, which pleaaaot I faced Naocr bad jut received at tbe ! front door for "Mistt Kate." "For me ? Ob.Auotj.bow Iove!j !" ' And tbe cootents of a prcttj woik- baaket were fcattered uubeded over tbe floor, as tbe young girl sprang up Tub bands extended, to receive tbe treasures. Yes, for you. pussy. To wbom are you indebted for tbe gift, pray?" "1 wish 1 knew," wa9 ibe tiiu?iog reply, as Kate proceeded to laoxen tbe coDGotng ribbon and place ber flowers in water. Well might tbe maiden tbeir beaut". Fragrant exclaim at tuberoses. starry jessamines, drooping fkCisiag, abd pure pood lilies, set in sprays of fern and moss. StraDge grouping of llowera, ana yet how exquisite. So iboogbt Kate Waldron, Beating her self near tbe table on which she bad placed the flowers ia order to inhale tbeir fragrance as she worked. ' I tell you what I think, Kate!" exclaimed ber black-eyed Cousin Lucy; "these flowers came from require DunlerV, I'm sure of it." "And why from Esquire Dunler's, Lucy ?'' queried Kate, raising a pair of wondering eyes to ber cousin's Tace. "A pood reason 'why,' Miss Inno cence," laughed Lucy. "There are no nucL flowers to be bad iu ibis village as those io Ketjuirc Dunler's green-house I know, because I've beenttee; to have yu; snd J nronJer you doa'i think as I do about it. Tbe new sciuire has been expee'ed. home for some weeks, but time flies, and be hasn't been seen as yet Papa called there yesterday, or day before, thinking tbe gentleman had arrived, but was disappjiuted." "I wit-h Squire Punier had sent them," quietly remarked Mrs. Nel son. Why, Aun'y "Because, love, be is said to be a very fuperior young man, and I should rather like to see ruy bonny Kate installed as mistress ol the Dun ler -Man-ion," replied tbe aunt "You shouldn't wish me to msrrv for money or position, Aunt Sybel ?" "Not for money or position alone, my dear Kate; but if you found a good, worthy husband who could throw these luxuries into the bar gain, I should surely make uo objec tion." The rosy flush io the young girl's cheek deepened, as she bent lovingly lover" tbe flowers, ber sunny curls sweeping tbe daik green, leaves of tip ponJ-liliaa. "I should rather did an old maid than marry a rich man, Aunt Sybel. Indeed, before I would bear tbe name of Laving married for money, I'd link my fate with tbe poorest printer in Mr. Lane's office." And Kate's eyes gleamed dangerously. "y child 5 tbe very i4ea qf your marrying a prjoter,"and Mrs Xe). 9 n'a (ace wvs thp picture of dismay, sbe evidently was at a loaa to koow what mad taper Kate would suggest next. "What's tbe matter with tbt print ers, aunty persisted Kate, eniojr ing the situation. v ' ".otjiinij tye matter with thero s.9 a class, ove - but should be sorry to see my Kate united in marriage to mere journeyman printer." "Mere journeyman printer," mim kked Kate, as Sta. 'eLjon left 'tbe room. "If wbnd'er if Vncle Iarold wasn't a poor rnao once' t syeus to me that qiari'a qse4 to .j 'a no ble maa elevates his occupation;' not that the occupation ele7ated the man if be was naturally either a ;nave or a fool. Iiahl rr)?rj jorueTrairi printer, indeed l" . ' i was well th-U (ate d not 8ee tbe tall, goodociog yctung maq wu just a,t tnt rorfleqt cloaeU tbo gate gentiy behind him and stole away through tbe orchard with an unusual smile lurking about bis fioe mouth. t'Won't marry a rich mi.n. eh, S Ke f be m-'rRiure, a teutjer feU shining In his dark ejej "tcar lii i!e golden bead, we'il "aee about that r " " 4 i X ' "Kate s ate I fee here !" Wht, tpcy?" And Kate Waldrcn came dying down the broad stairway, locking very lovely in ber white mus-lin, caught op here and there by knots of t a niiisii v. E, l b m ribbon as blue ns her eyes. - The young girl's question was an swered by Nancy, who camo for ward with a smile ou her round, good naturcd face. t "Another bouquet for.yees, Miss Kate," holding out tbe diu of beau ty and fragrance as she spoke. "Ob!" t Kate's sparkling eves $ and glow ing check were suilieieat evidence of ber delight as she received the bouquet and turned into the parlor, followed by Lucy. "Why Kate! as sure as I live there's a note a bona jil love bil let, tied with crimaon ribbon! Do let me see it?" pleaded the mischiev ous girl. ' ; But Kate tucked the note in her pocket, and quietly attended to tbe arranging of her precious flowers, with, however, a deeper cHow in her soft cheek, and an added 'sparkle to her eyc3. As soon as possible she escaped from the room and her cousin's ban tering, mounted tbe stairs to her own cosv boudoir, located on tbe second floor of Dr. Nelson's handsome resilience. 5 Tbe next we saw of Kate Waldron she bad tied a broad-brimmed bat over ber golden curls, and was cross ing the yard to her uncle's oflice. "Bead it, please, Uncle Harold, and tell me what you Ihink V and Kato laid a tioy perfumed note in bis palm. Dr. Nelson complied. "Well, pussy," with a smile, as he finished reading, "what do you pro pose doing about it, eh? Shall you grant an introduction to the piiuter?" "Whatever you tay, uncle, "replied the blusbiog girl, resting ber bead on bis arm. Dr. NeUon drew his niece closer to him, and tenderly v kissed her cheek "Well, then, Kate-did, answer it by all means I rather like that note; it has tbe ring of true metal in it. A you oc mcu not ashamed of an hon est profession, however humble, and tbe friend of such a man as I know our squire ti be, is a rarity in these days. Let him call and present his credentials to me. If they are all right I will favor him with an intro duction to my boon? Kate. What does aunty say f" "She dossn't kao v aaytbiag abjut it," wai Kate's demure replv. "Aunty d icsn't like printers, and so I " . "Ab ! I understand, you minx. All right. Write a note and give the chap permission to ;call to-mor row evening. I will attend to his case " A fond kiss and smile were bis reward, as Kato bounded off at her uncle's bidding. - The next evening after tea found our heroine in ber own room, kneel ing by the window'with her foolisli little heart beating strangely fast. It was dusk, but she had no light, and Lucy, coning to s?ek her, upon swinging open tbe door in answer to Kate's low "come in," peered for a moment through the gloom before she sii-v the little, white-robed figure by tbe indow. "Where are you, Kate? Lazy girl! I've half a mind to shake you for running oDT as you did after tea. There is a gentleman in the parlor with paps, who wishes ta see you. Come, hurry up, will you? I'm dy ing with curiosity to learn bis name, perhaps it's your knight of the ft )w ers. Kate," she called after her. But Ka'e did not hear. She was already pausing at tbe parlor door. It was a lovely moonlight night, and as Kate entered tbe parlor, a soft ray stealing in at the cpea door, rest ed on ber white dresa, and enveloped her sweet faoe and golden hair in its pale glory. Dr. Nelson arose from the sofa, where he had been chatting with a all, bandsorre a'rargjr whom be in troduced as "Mr. IUy De Lile." Mr. De Lile bowed low over the plump, white hand Kate extendi 1 la her frank bewitching way. "Miss Kate, I cannot find words in which to thank you for your kindness in eranting tbe favor I asked." What Kate replied we cannot tell yon, but when Dr. ..Nelson slipped out of the room a few minu'es later, and joined hi? wondering wife and daughter ia the back parlor, we doubt if be was missed by the two convers ng so pleasantly upon tbe sofa. Uay De Lile became a constant visitor at Dr. Nelson's. He had ask ed a, ad received permission to present bis friend, L'squire Dunler to tbe Doctor's family, and few evenings passed that did not find one or both of tbe young men chatting with Lucy and Kate opou the moonlit piazza, or watching the evening primroses un fold their petals with a breath of fragrance, down by the garden gate. "Lucy's black, eves have captured tbe 'Squire, M,r. De J.ile," laughed Kate, jate one Saturday afternoon, as sla satfered the young man to draw her out of the parlor, upon the cool, shady piazza, inclining her head toward the door as she spoke. "I am not so sore of that, Hist Kate," repid tbe gentlemun ad dreaded, with a look and smile that was" lost upon tbe merry girl, ho had suddenly discovered a id-bird's nest bidden a&y among the. glossy leaves of a honeysuckle, that combed up one side of tbe piazz, hidj'ng the white column with its oui?ja V Ijage and spikes o fragrant iVom. "ovd, iolla, down I" exclaimed the girl, as a beautiful dog bpunded up the steps and fawned upon, hcj. "Down kir 1 If you eer djstu-fb those scarlet fo.ags'.ora. loo, ,nd; a.;e. no onger Meada. f he do croqqhed; t h,er tvefc ta ao n?tant, and. r a,ed, his U-igtit eyea pleq(V;ngly to her mce. l'i'hei'( old fellow, I didn't scold you." And Kate patted Lis b a, i t dorly. . . ' (ue, SJtr olla ibis yiU never, do. Mjiss Kate, may claim jour, company for a stroll l It is too bjvj. lv to remain within ror$ V "If PfOUo. laaHowedj l0 ' make o,ne of tr,e party, - repneu AO.te rai8caiiev- cusly. ( Bother V"Hwi Ho you know I, sra baif iocliaed to be jealous of that, dog. you little teae ?!..,, I "No, sir; I confess to abetter, opinion of too," retorted Kate. "Come Bolla." t And with a merry glance at Bay, the young girl bounded down the steps, followed by the dog, bent on a race to the gate. Bay De Lile drew her band through bis arm a few moments later. "Will yon walk with me now, or do you intend entertaining Holla?" "I guess I'm tired of runniDg," with a laugh. "Where arc we go ing?" Bay answered her by directing their steps to tbe Dunler Mansion. They often strayed tbitber, all four of the young poople Bay and Kate, 'Squire Dunler and Lucy, therefore the girl was not ourprised when Bay led ber to tbeir favorite scat beside a fountain, whose laughing wtters, in ceaseless motion, bathed Kate's gold en carls in it cloud-like spray. For a time Bay was eilent. He leaned back in their rustic 'seat and watched his companion as she romp ed with Holla, flinging her handker chief out in the waters of the mimic lake, and laughing as tbe dog dasbed after and laid it at ber feet. Presently Bay spoke. "Kate, will you listen to me for a few moments ?" "I'll try," with a mirthful glance. 'Ttea lister,; I love you. Will you he my wife ?" "Here, Bolls, hore! It is time you were oo guard." But even in the palo moonlight, Bay could see tbe deepening flush in tbe girl's soft cbeek, and note tbe drooping of ber eyes. He gently drew her to bim. "Kate, am I mistaken? have no love for me?" you The bright head dr oped upon bis shoulder, but ebe did not answer. Bay trvuld have a "yes" from her, anu very soon a slender gold ring gleamed upon ber finger. "It was my angel mother's," whispered Kay."!jbe bequeathed's it to me on ber dying bed, saying the wished it to be my betrothed ring if I ever loved. A Christian mother's blessing Eeals our trotb !" And tbe young man pressed his first kiss upon tho sweet face raised so trustingly to his own. 'I have something to tell you, Kate," added he, presently. "Dun ler and Lucr are engaged. .We can all be married at tbe same time. Won't it be splendid ?" "Married! Mercy, Bay! Don't take away my breath. We shall not marry for ever bo long." "Shan't we? Do you Lear that, Bolla ?" patting the head of the no ble animal, who stood gravely re garding them. "I don't thick you will be Kate Waldron three month's hence, little golden head." "But you baven't asked Uncle Harold?" "Haven't I, though? Darling," and Bay pressed tbe little hand rest ing on his arm. "Uncle Harold gave his consent before I dared speak of love to you." There was to be a double wed ding at Dr. Nelson's. 'Squire Dun ler and the merry Lucy, Bay Da Lile and our bonny Kate were to be united in holy wedlock on the same evening and at tbe same hour. Both girls were busy as bees, and Aunt Sybel, sufficiently delighted with the match Lncy was niakiug to be able to overlook the fact that Kate was to marry a "mere journeyman printer," bustled about with an air of smiling importance j while the 'Squire and Bay managed to be in tbe greater part of the time, losing the girl's spool- and scissora, and tangling tbeir silks In a manner which might have been provoking under other circumstances. At last the eventful evening arriv ed, and Kate and Lucy, rolled alike in pore whito, with misty veils and wreaths of orange blossoms, descend ed to the library, where tbey were awaite I by tbe bridegrooms elect. "Come, Bay and Kate, Dunler and ) Lucy are you ready ?'' called Doctor Nelson's cherry voice, and very sooo the lovers wera standing before tbe minister who bad been selected to perform tbe ceremony. Bay and Kate were united first, and at once exchanged places with Dunler and Lucy, who were speedily proclaimed man and wife. Then followed coDgratqltijtio: of relative and friende). Tbe bride's cake was cut, and just bere entering the &opper-room tbe Kjini.HteF gave each of tbe brides a folded paper. Tey immediately en trusted the same to tbe care of tbeir husbands, and tbey thought no more about it. It had been arranged that Bay and Kate sbeuld accompany Dunler acd Lucy to their resideuco that night, remaining witk them until Bay's "bird's nest,u as be fondly sty Fed the home ha was gettiug ready tor hit darling, should be open to re ceive them. Accordingly, at a Ute hour, the newly married lovers were seated in a carriage, and driven rapidly to ward tbe Dunler Mansion. Arriving there, Kate was surpria to see Dunler draw back, and allow. Bay to lead the way. The parlors were brilliantly light ed, and the olU, h,ousekeeper,arayed ia ber "best," stood smiling to re ceive them. She addressed Bay sj vaster," and murmured a, bH'Miog on the "joung mistress' golden bead." 'Welcome home, tLrliog V' claimed 4ay, fondly. "Wby,' Bajj wat (Joes tkis mean ?" queried tho ("ondcxiog Rate. "iinjply, that joo, are M.ra. i',,n ler, and that my friend Morton and Lucy are ou,r guests at present," tattgfeed. the happy bridegroom. ''And your name?" 6he asked breathlessly. "Is Alvonary De Lile Dun'.vi, at your service. Forgt j te, sweet one, but jo tou.tiy dec-It red you 5foK no.t marry a rich man, prefer ring a printer, and bav'uig W amusement, learned; tb;, ar of tye setting 'in the'oniceoj mj $rieud, a a jertoo, who is an editor, contrived. o pjaj trick, iq ord,ej W gftin ay coveted bride. Wo were both stronger hero, you gee, so far as rpeHrance goes, and Dick had no trouble in persona tin r me. Lucy was made acquainted with the whole plot by Merton, who found himself in a sorry fix for a short time, sailing under false colors with th girl be learned to love ; but Lucy was true era blue, and loved him none tbe Itsa be cause he was an editor instead of a 'squire. And now, precious one, will you forgive your husband?" Tbe golden curls swept bis should ers, as tho young wife answered, with a touch of arcbacsa in ber ten der tones : "Yes, Bay, I can afford to forgive von, as I've married a printer after ill." "To lie sure, Katy-did, aid" with a world of mischief in bis eyes, "a ricb man into the bargain." Jennie June, writing to the Balti more American, says : It is generally supposed that when beautiful young women marry elderly men, tbey do it simply and solely as a matter of business so much young flesh and blood for so much money and there is little sympathy for eith er side if tbe bargain does not turn out as good as wasexpected. A young lady ot Brooklyn baa recently, Low ever, reversed all tbe traditions in tbis respect. She ia an only daugh ter and tbe apple of ber parents' eyes. She is extremely pretty and petite, with a rose leaf complexion, a plump yet delicate form, and a profusion ot golden brown hair. She has been ed ucated at home exclusively and seen but little of tbe world, except one year spent abroad. The trip was projected ia order to get rid ot an at tachment which, to ber parents' hor ror, sbe bad formed for a man of nearly sixty years old, who was in tbe habit of visiting ber father occa sionally, but who took advantage of the privileges accorded to his age, and of a still somewhat fine and even distinguished personal appearance, to make passionate love to the daugh ter, lie is a very poor man, so poor that his board and washing bills are always in arrears, and he is over whelmed with debts for personal in dulgences for which he never thinks of paying. All tbis bas no effect upon the girL She insisted upon hurrying home ; and tbe parents really knowing but little ot bim, after a bard contest final ly gave a conditional consent, tbeir daughter to first accompany ber moth er abroad for a year, and if she, on ber return, desired to marry ber el- oeriy lover, tbey would no more op pose it, tat pay bis debts and give bim a home. at tbeir house, for tbey have ample means, and the daughter has every advantage that wealth could bestow. A few months ago the mother and daughter returned from Europe, the daughter still determined on an alli ance, so repulsive to her family that it made her mother's hair turn gray. But, in tbe meantime, ber father had made bimsclf acquainted with some previous passages ia the man's career, and as soon as passible after her ar rival placed tbem strongly before ber. Tbe man was proved to be a thor oughly unprincipled old scamp, the father of an illegitimate child, whose mother he had refused to marry the boy, now fifteen years of age, sup ported aud kept at school by his mother's daily labor. He bad even been compelled to leave one place where he lived to escape from lynch ing, and left everywhere in debt. The father with tears told his daughter be could not let ber marry such a man, and that ber death would be almost preferable. He pictured her ten or fifteen years from tbis time, ia the flower of womanhood (sbe is not yet nineteen), with a husband decrepit and helpless, whom sbe could not even respect. But it was all of no avail. Sbe insisted that she bad been abused, wronged, and said it was the one desire of ber life to be able to comfort bis remaining ye.irs, aud smooth bis pathway to the grave. There seems to be something radi cally wrong and morbid about a case like this, and I think ber parents would be justified in taking strong measures to save tbeir daughter from ber self-imposed fate. Iftbeydonot, sbe will certainly blame tbem some time for tbeir failure to rescue ber from ber, situation and should she ever die, as she threatens, ber t'eath would be easier born.g than, the long, horribVs aacrifcee to. which she wishes to. coas'jQ hM-self. T Remove Particles frosts tlsej Eve. Whenever a fly, or other insect, a small flying seed, quick-lime, dust or any other minute object, gets into the eye, do not adopt tbe common habit of rubbing, or even of. washing with water, but gently raise, ox get a gen tle b,and to ;aie lor you, tbe eyelid, au Uead the bead forward. In keeping tbus the eyelid elevated, and the eye quiescent for a few minutes, one feels tbe flow of tears starling from tbe organ which seldom. foils to bring along with it the cause of tbe pain, or at least to carry it toward tbe corner oi the eye next to the nose, from whence it may be removed by a fine handkerchief folded to a point. If this operation is not a4 Client, then a finger, bugh.t ti be passed frequent ly; tut gently over tbe lid, from the exterior corner of he eye toward the interior corner, by w,hwh sveana the substance is rue,dw to descend toward tb,e le,cfcryinal, glands Irona whence it uay be drawn by a fine hair penoiL If tbe irritating substance stUi re mains, then we, ara further instructed that the vpyer eyelid mqst ho taken a,ii before, and kept elevated as much s possible, and, the ays being then turned towards the nose, a very fine camel's hair pencil dipped in cream, oil, or perfectly fresh butter, without, ao atom of salt in it, remember, vx?M be introduced between ;Lo eyelids and the body of the. ejo. beginning at the exterior corner aud ending at tbij iitorior corner. If tbe very fiae Lair pencil is not successful, you iil, be almost certain to succeed wit'u ope rather Larger,. SpUotM all, tbse el fr,ts,fAiXHhVAex.tremly unlikely. ' they axe Dfo?PrlT Voruje set rubbing or washing the ej. as j ou, must oUuiu rjofueaionaJ assist an o, tie mre to bathe the rye fre quently in cold water as svon as and for some time after the irritating sub- ;aDee Las been extracted. Women a-e said to. have stronger. attachments tjian ieo, as is evidenced in little things. A man is ouen at tached to an old hat; but did you ever know of a woman having an at tachment for and c!d bonnet? WHOLE NO. 131)9. A KosnasM-e af Perl Hew me lalstawt. The young owner of the island, cultivated hundreds of acres and rais ed enormous crops of cotton and su gar, used t build schooners in a ship yard of bis own, and imported elaves directly from the African coast, sel ling to his neighbors such as he did not want. lie was unmarried. Per haps no one ot the daughters of the neighboring planters could be per suaded to share the lonely life which could hardly have appeared attract ive io any woman's eyes; perhaps he preferred a life of freedom and inde pendence. However that may have been, be was in the habit of going occasionally to Africa himself, and of buying his slaves from the native chiefs, who disposed in this way of their prisoners of war. During one of these visits, while en gaged in bargening, be was struck with the grace and beauty of the chiefs young daughter, a child of ten years old. He proposed to buy her, but she was a faro ite e iiid and her father could not part with her. Persuasions for a time were unavail ing, but at last the savage father, unable to resist the glitter of the white man's gold, agreed to part with his child on conditions that she should be treated with consideration and brought up as becomes a king's daughter. The planter promised, and, strange to say, he kept his word. Sbe was kindly cared for and well educated, and in course of time be came the planter's lawful wife. She bad, according to tradition, with the exception of a dark skin, none of the usual negro characteristics. Her handsome features were regular, ber bair smooth, her presence dignified and commanding. Her husband seems never to have regretted his un usual eourse, and her inflaence over her captive countrymen was unboun ded. In addition to her position and superior intelligence was the consid eration of her native rank, which to them at least was a source of unques tioned right. The establishment was kept in al most princely style. The sons were sent to England to be educated; for the daughters French and English povernesscs were procured, and es tablished in separate houses near the mansion; white artisans of various kinds were constantly employed, ma king quite a large community aside from the hundreds of slaves upon the island. And over all this, in her bus band's long and frequent absences, reigned onr dusky princes, as abso lute in her insular domain as her sav age father in his native wilds. She bad a strong and powerful mind, and womanly kindness and sympathy .as well. One old negro, who died some time since, so old that no one could remember him as other that old, used to tell how he was brought over when young to this island, where he had lived ever since, and how he and others, sick anl exhausted, were min istered to by the "missis"' own Lands, and how they all loved her and al ways prayed, "Lord bless Ma'am Hannah!"' Every morning as she stood upon tbis very spot, the field Lands passed in review before her, ea.h gang with its driver, going to their daily work. She inspected them all, picking out such as were naSt for labor and sending tbem to tbe hospital or to lighter tasks; and every night in tbe same spot sbe heard a report of tho day, examined into all complaints, and with strict justice adjudged each offender's pun ishment; and without ber order not a lash could be given. Srribner. Reprwdartlwsi of Rwakea. Snake life is altogether marvelous. Tbe powers which some snake moth ers possess of retarding the deposi tion of their eggs, and, we have rea son to believe, somet'mes even the yenng, when circumstances are on propitious for her to produce tbem, seems to us specially curious. Chil oltvrtUrm is known to have both eggs and a living brood. So bas i'nrbntlla Imvia. Of tbe latter, some German ophiologists state that it is "always viviparous;" others "occa sionaly"sb. In her native Hamp shire woods she bas been seen with a young brood about Ler; but there jeems no satisfactory evidence of any eggs having been found. Time and carelul notings only ean substantiate tbis and many other singular facts regarding these "wise" and "subtle" creatures, hitherto surrounded by prejudice and but little studied. We, not well versed in ophidian biogra phies, migbt have expected tbe ana conda to lay eggs because her cousin tbe pythoness did so ; and we might have also speculated upon ber incu batiag them, as tbe python did. But she has produced a perfectly de veloped though dead family of six, instead , a circumstance of so much interest to naturalists that the loss of the young oaaa la to be regretted, though aot wondered at Captured from her native lagoons, and shut out from the light o( day in a box ju,st largo eaough to contain her, this 'good swimmer" arrive alive, thus proving her asaaalng powers of en durance but she has had no fit ting plaoe in which to deposit ber young, and they, died unborn. Still, it is a noteworty fact in tbe annals of jroology. At first, from the result of obseration, tbe incubation of tbe python was "suspected;" then it be came confirmed and tae birth of the yourig cororte'.Us also. From this it is evitieut that we cease to declare thai only vipers ' produce living young; or, according to the origiaal signification of tbe word, a boa. a coronella, and several other nou-ven-omous soak.es would be vipers." Again, it is remarkable that these pe culiarities of reproduction are not coo&oed. t particular families and genera j because some coronellas lay eggs, some incubate them, and others bring forth a live brood. So, also, while soma of the Bttaid"' lay eggs, tbe anaconda is completely vivipat ous. Ciamwra' .o;rei. A very polite lady w La did aot tjis'a to as forr a, cradle, asked tbe storekeeper if fee had any matrimon ial baskets. A San Francisco lady thinks her husband's being a confounded loo), good ground for a divorce. M proved it by marrying her. 4 leopatra'a S4lw la La !". j The arrival ot Cleopatra's Ntedle lis an event of a sufficiently netrfu Uure to involve tbe necessity of set tling where it is to be put up. Tbe decision rests with tbo First Com missioner of Works, who may be trusted, under due advice, to coma to a judicioui decision, whiltt bla liberty cf choice is limited by the physicil impossibility ot tii-ica'; trior tf Lae monolith about tbe f-.rtes. If iocio suitable i-p-jt tauiK't be found opou the Thames bauk, the obeli, k might as well Lave stopped iu Egypt. In nitre bulk, if we view it as a structure and not as a stone, it is not so vast, and in particalar it really can stand of itself npon a very small square or patch of ground. But it is just the materi&l ease with which it may lie roared upon almost any London site not involving a long land transit that makes tbo decision more delicate and difficult. Artistically, the process m ono of turning au adjective into a substantive. Obelisks, in their natu ral home at Memphis, Thebes, or Heliopolis, were only one, and not the biggest, out of many eleni?nts which combined in the most gigantic architectural conceptions; which tbe world bas ever seen. No one thought of their size, for they were co-ordinated with the whole artificial world round them. Bnt an obelisk torn away from old Egypt, and set up to be looked for its own sake, like a Colo rado beetle in a bottle, is a very diffi cult affair, particularly as, apart from associations, tbo obelisk form is not one of extreme beauty. The Bo mans, indeed, were exceptionally lucky in the use to which they could put such acquisitions, as tha spina of a circus, while we can only use them as central ornaments in public places. Of course, aa appropriateness in the surroundings is out of the question, nor will it be easy to evolve a piquant contrast. Still, contrast is what must be aimed at, with the general intention of so suiting tbe monolith to the adjacent buildings that it shall neither seem very big nor very little neither an overgrown stone, nor a pony spire. Tbe question of pedestal is hardly less important than that of position. Some people take for granted that because tho obelisk is Egyptian and sternly plain in design, the pedestal must corres pond. We are unable to bow to this dictum, which i3 refuted by tbe still erect companion Cleopatra's Needle at Alexandria, of which the pedestal bas just been cleared, with the dis covery that tbe Boman architect raised the monolith upon tour metal rests. The most complete treatment tould be a gracefully proportioned pedestal of bronze, with historical groups Egypt, England, Nile, Thames, and so on at the corners, out of which the naked shaft would shoot up. But these groups must be truly artistic, or tbey had better not intrude themselves upon tbe scene. A good artistic pedestal will be best of all ; a square mass big enough to tilt the obelisk up to its right height will be second best ; a bad artistic pedestal worst of all. Tin' Saturday 1 he t sswk ami HI While Srarf. The Cossack cavalrymen are aU comparatively young men and have young wives. Whenever they set out on a campaign, tbey have a scarf or handkerchief to take witbthem. At tbe close of their period of service, tbey return to their villages and are met by the whole population. Now a wife who bas been unfaithful to her lord, kneels down before him in the road, puts her face in the dust, and places her husband's foot upon her neck. This i3 a confession of guilt, and at tbt: same time a prayer for forgiveness. If tbe husband then covers his wife's head with the white scarf, it means that he forgives her and agrees to forget ber fault. If the white handkerchief is not produced, tbe woman returns straight to her fa ther's house without again entering her husband's dwelling, and a divorce is pronounced. A war correspondent recounts a tragical story wbicb a sol dier told him on the Danube. A re turning Cossask was informed by a malicious neighbor before be reached bis borne that bis wife had been un faithful. His comrades perceived that he had all of a sudden taken to dissi pation and drink, although he was not a man given to these vices. When be reached bis village bis wife, as he feared, came forward, knelt down, and put her face in tbe dust at his feet. Tbe spectators saw him lock at ber as she lay in the dost for a long time. Two or three times he put bis band in bis breast for tbe white handker chief as if he were going to cover the repentant woman's head two or three times, tbe movement was re strained. Finally, as if driven by a sodden impulse, he drew his sword, and with one stroke severed ber bead from her body. Tbe punishment for this crime was two month's imprison ment, while the malicious neighbor, who had taken tbe trouble to inform bim before hand of Lis wife's miscon duct, was sentenced to Siberia for three rears. In a note to a very interesting and important paper by Gen. McClellan, in Jfurper's Mayazine, upon the Uni ted States army, tbe startling state ment is made that our army luces a larger proportion of officers killed in time of peace than the British army loses in peace and war together. That is to say, taking the number killed daring tbe half century from 1S04 to to 18o4 and deducting the losses du ring the wars of 1812, of Mexico, of Florida and the Black Hawk recog nized and appropriated for as wars and considering tbe interveaiag peaceful periods, the perceatage of killed is greater to the whole force than that of tbe British army in tbe whole period, though England was at war in Europe, or with ns, or some where the whole time. The reasoa of this frightful disproportion is ex plained by an hogligh life insurance agent, who had refused to take a bat tle risk on an American officer: "There is no country in Europe that would require the service your army renders from less than five times the force." However this may be, it is at least well that we should koow to what our army is exposed. In the ten years of peace from 13C 1 to ISsT. SKI regimental o facers of tha activa list have died, and of those forty-one, or one in seven, were killed. Wit a ara Bteaaeat. The man wro miads his own I u. si nes ; the woman who never says to ber husband :' "I told you so;'' tke scan ko rt& sear on In hnttnna S when the baby is crying; tbe mother- in-law bo never reminds you tkat you married above your station; the old maid that dont hate old peopla and children; the old bachelor thai don't bate rats aad pincushions? tho rn arried people that don't wish tbey. were single; tbe single people that are content to remain ao; the husband, who never says that his mother's pies tTefe bettir than lis wife's are. nuern"1- sb aril.