Terms of Publication Ths Somerset Herald Is puMioheJ every Wednesday Morning at M W per annum, paid la adveno, otherwls, tx so will tararUblyb, charged. No suhatsrlpUua wlU be discontinued antn U inwipi arc paid an. Postmasters lHln to notlly wliea subscribers do; not take eat tbeir pipertwlllb, held liable forthesulscrlptI. KulsciltK removing rrom oae Postomoe to aa ether should give tb. Bam, of " well aa Ui preseal oniee. Aaddrc Somerset Printing Company, JOHN L HOOLL, HaabMM Kaaar. A TTORNEYSA TLA H' J. KOUSLhl, ATTORNEY AT LA W, Some rat, Frana. UENK F.SOHEtXsATTOBNEt ATLAW. and Hounly iKPraiita Agent, IfcHperset, fa. Ome In MamraeU Block. Jan. U-U. T li. rMSTLETHWAlTB, ATTOKIStf . .1 l.aw, Souieraet, Fa. -r bas. aeasrMoUutly auUctlsd aad imnctaally alWnd d Lo 1AW NOTICE. Alexander U. Ooflroth baa j resumed th, DrarUea law in Somerset end tj.alug counties. OCBoa la Mamioolh lluuuuig lab. 2a, ju. . y . i i vtiv e HAY. ATTOHNEY AT LA W V and dealer !n real estate, bumereet, ,-, will a una! la all business aairaetaa w bis care wiib promptness and noeuiy. i'j iir 1. k H. L. BAKE, ATTORNEYS AT 1 y uw, Somerset, ra-. wui practice m sum rM and adlointng WHimsee. All business en trusted w them will be prompUy attended to. itiHN Hl'UL ATTORNEY AT LAW, SOM t) enwt, Pa., viU promptly attend to all business eutniftti. to him. Money advanced oa eolleotloa ac. omce in Majnmotn uiuiuiug. iiru.l.iAM H. KOONTZ. ATTORNEY AT Y Une, r$mersel. Fa, will give prompt atten tion tu busurce muraaied to an care in wjiet uid tbe a htrtntna eounUca. Orbce In f railing Uoase Row. IUHN O. . IMMKL. ATTCKNEY AT LAW, K,,nM. a.. will Uel to all bwluea, eu trusted to his car, la Somerset and adjoluiug ooun Ua. .,ih i.nunuuxsM and Bdellly. omce in Mam moth Block. ob.WJO-ly J. U. OOLE ATTORNEY AT LAW, Somerset, Pa. Professional buslneas entrusted to Btrearealtewtedtowitkprompumaanantiemj. a. a. txtrraora. . a. acrrau rKitTuiiTH a EUPPEL. ATTORNEYS AT j Law. All iHtstncra eoiruued to Ibeire will tirricntHt alain Cruaa auraet, opputlM Uie Mammoth Bluck. JOHN U. SCOTT, ATTORNEY AT LAW. 8..meret Pa. omce up atalm la Ber a -All Onslow entraited ui bl care altewde.1 tu im prinipineisand BJeiliy. IAMKS L. l'UUU, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Somerset, Fa. Otfine, Manuauth Blwk.ap talra, tntrant-e Mala Wruaa St. Collection. "' ,.i.,tui nun eaamlned. and all ll baav ic attended tu wltb mmpmea and ddeilty. jalyla grnvEYixo, Wriiiug I)eeil!, Ac, .I..H0..U yli.M-ni;- tal t. rjuunle terta. d-Enquire at tawlieer A '-o.' Store. C. F.WALKER. Angle. PHYSICIANS. I)1 VK. J. iV. AiULE.nBM luiBiaaiawij I LUalit. nnMatt atf ItLM Ilfl 'InaVatlHl " M ' r ' " " t"" " . . .. .. . i ' k. l- L rioalnitor atlikraa pr. '70-lf. 1 J irvloe to tbe etUaeua id Sower and Tkm- . i uLitTD.ErvD m.im kls nM,flfeial I jr. omce in roaiuenoe, one uuor oeL tivas. II rx. t. i . ,,.Hjm " - vo at piuvtT m Mtitlnn. tu nractica A 7 jneuicine, iwiwwwi. ; . e. to toe ciiiaeu. wi i,w 1 j eunutry. Omce at tbe old place, a few duon eaat rvil WKSf.KY CUXXIXGHAM, I mriut-rlroT Lvanville, will euntlnue tbe ,-tloeol tnoll.-tne. ao.1 uaJem bla iwutt-wiua arrvKwe to the clttteui olutre iticand aarruund lug untry. el.7IJ PIirSICIAN & SURGEON, SOMERSET, PA. - Irnca la Mammotb Block seiTl DENTISTS. I R. WM. fJOLLINS, DENTIST, Somerset, I I ... j. i. iwhw'i Hluek. an ataln. wiiere be caa at aU Omee be baiad prewred to do all kind, ol work, tat b a nllli, rettlUnt, e iruun,. ke. Artlnclal teeth uT all kinda, and of the boat mavartal,luavrwd. OperatluM warranted. JOHN BILLS, IDIEILTTIST. Umce In Ootlrotb A NctTf new building. Malo Croea Street. awrKt, Pa. aovll DR. A G. MILLER, aftertweke yewV art Ire practice In Shankprllla, hat now pemwMBlly located at Somenet U the prae Uee ol .lctoe. and lendera bU profeaslonal aer rea to U.I eltUen of hwawraet and Tlcmlty. tmice m kl King Store, poalte tbe Bw Houae, wlMr, be cu be emualled at all Umea anlm M-ll.mally engaged. a-.N Igrt call promptly aoawered. dee. 1, H-Iy. wmTcollins, DEXTIST, Orhoc abure Oanebeer A Freaaef ttore, Somerset, Fa. In Hie laat Biteea yen I bae greatly re duced the price of artibclal teeth In tliln place. The ooiiKtant Increasing demand for teeth ha in dujed me to to enlarge my lacllltiea that can make guod acta of teeth at lower prlcea than yoa ran gel them la any other place In thi eoantry. 1 am bow makina a good set of teeth for . and If there .hould be any raoa aiming my ibuasanu of euabimera in this or tbe adjoining eonntie that I hare made teeth lor that la id giving good aat Ulactiua, tbey can call oa m at any liwe aad get a new set free of charge, aiarl. RT1HCTAL TEETH! I J. . YIITZY. DEI. TIST DALE CITY, jomertet Co., Pa., . Tuii, war anted to be of the eery beat quality, Llle-Uke and .Utideom. tarln th. beet .tyle. Farticulai atteHtloB paW to the prea aiui. ul toe aatural tooth. Th. wlbtug to eonxuit me by letter, ana do an bj encloalng stamp Address as abvva. el-I HOTELS II ILL HOUSE, SIACavD, CCiHESET, PA., JOHN HILL, PaoraiaTOA. The profirietor Is prepared to accommodate guests In Uie BoiSt eomiuruioie na aauFiacmry aaauacr. Tbe travelina nubiw aad arrmancat boaroen lur- nlnhd a;tk tbe beetol Imtel accomaiudai ions. Tbe Utile, will euntlaae to oe rurnuaea wiin tnc best tbe aiarket aflorda. Large and eumawaifcaM suttdiag attached. . janiz JIAMOXD HOTEL. srOYSTOWX PA. SAM L 1-1. CUSTEIt, Propriclor. This ptalar aad well known bobs. It at all time, a de.rble stutptug place lor tbe traveling puoUc labia aad koums arst-claaa. Uoud sta bling. Hacks leave dally lor Jobastowa aad MomkraaV, atari!. NATJGLE HOUSE! St, Somerset, Pa FUED NAUOLE, Pro'p. Tbe ivutrleba- has lately pan-based aad greatly imiiroted this dmratde property, tarainklug K with entire new larnltare lb as making it one ol the Bust detrain, stopping pUca lor transleat or reatdeat eastoaa la the Slate. Taldrsare always sapplied with lbs (boiceat vlaadi tb, market alorda. Large aad eumamlloas stabllag to attacked aad talibtul aad aueuUv, kostbers always la aV tendaaoe. Boarders Ukaa by tb, week, day, ar meaL Bar alwayi aspp:iad viU taa caoktloaora. July U. aprt I 10 VOL. XXVI. NO. 4. BANKS, ETC. Cambria Co. Bank. M. W.KEIM&Co. o. 'Hid Main St., Johnntotvn. A General Banking Business transacted. Interest Paid at 6 per cent, on Time Deposits. Loans Negotiated. Drafts Bought and Bold. Jany. J. J. O.KDDIEL&S0XS, Successors to Schell & Kimmel, SOMERSET, FA. Accounts of Merchants and oth er Business People Solicited. Drafts negotiable in all parts of the Coun try for sale. Money loaned and Collections made. janl JOHNSTOWN SAVINGS BAM, 12U CLINTON STREET, JOHNSTOWN, FA. Ctmrtrret) September 11. 17U. IeMIl mc!--! ol all sains not less than one duller. Interest ii due in tbe raomhittt J uue anil December, d4 iinA viihdruwii is Added tu the ticiHjrit, tbiu cumpoun- ttlng twice a year without trouWUn the dri.. ur uic.ii or even w prettcm. uie u-mmui imjok Muuey luaoed on real estate. Frelerei.e, with Iibvri.1 riLu and Mi- time, given tu torrttwers ut tering firm, morticagvs on tartnp worth tur or metre lime 111 a. mount, itl liuan tliilrml . bh1 mirr. en, jWiect titles. u?., rviulred. l His aTiH)rttiim is exclusive) j bavint, itanK. Nocuniuierciiiltep(Milts received, nor discvanti made. N loans oo jieroal somrlty. blank apiUcmtin lor .narrower, copies of tbe rules, bj-iawa and ieclwvl law relating to the bank sent to any addreni rw.uepted. TRisTicKii. .fjinos Cooper, Harld Dlbert, C. B. KUif, A. J. Haw eft, V. W. Har, Jnhn Lowuian, 1. H. idaiHly. Dnniel McLaaUKhliu, 1. J. M-ttvII, Lewis Hilt. H. A. Bovkk, durad Supie9.0eo. T. Swank, Jaiuet Mc-WUlen, Jduics Morlcj and W. W. Wahers, Ianiel J. Morrell. Pre.idei.tr Frank IHberL Treaurjr; Oyrus Kider, Solicitor. uov4. Totra ani Ciars, VUOUflALI ASDaZTAIL, J. II. Ziuiuieriuau, liiin Crocs St,' Somerset, l'fniia. Tbe lest of elrarf of dlRcrent bran ts, manafae- tured by bimaell, of the ehoit-est of loliaceue. These rliallraumit lie excelled by any in the mar ket. (r.e of the heat storks of chewing totiacco ever brought to Somerset. Prices la suit the limes. Latin M. bicks Apts lar Fire aiii Lile Insurance, JOHN HICKS & SON, SOMKIISKT, l'A And Real Estate Brokers, kstaui.isiikd iko. Persons whoderireto sclLlmy or eichanve prop erty, or lr rent will find It tti their advantage to register the dearrtiKhtn thereof, as nocliargebi made nnlem add or rented. Ileal estate business generally will be promptly attended to. augis. J. R. MECAHAN, BUTCHER, AND DEALER, "Wholesale anil Itetail, IN FI115SI1 MEATS! All kinds, such as BEEF, I'OKK, MUTTON, VEAL, IyA M 15, SAUSAGE, Tuddioe', Dolog na, MiDce Meat, and LARD of our 00 IleDderiog. MARKET DAYS May, Thnrsflay and Satnrflay. Soiuerxel, Pa Aerf e:tt -art ! oliaiit4l any lrty dttrinz 1li" w0v. April 1L Cook & Beerits' FAMILY GR0CER1 Flour and Feed W, would most resiiectrully announce to our friends ami the puld k generally, the town and vtcinlty ol Somerset, that w, bav. opened our NewStore oa MAIN CROSS STREE1 And in addition to e fu'.l line of the best CmnfrM-IionerleM. Xotlmns, TvaNafaMM, CljcarM. Ac, W, will endeaaor, at all times, to mpply ear eas tomers with tle BEST QUALITY OF FAMILY PLOUE, CORN-HEAL, OATS, SHELLED CORN, OATSJt CORN CHOP, BRAN, MI I) I) LINOS And every thing pertaining to tbe Peed Ifepart meat at tb. LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES. fou CASH ONLY. Also, a wen seUcted stock of Olaasware; Stoaewar. waodeawara, Bnubes ol at ainus, ana STATIONERY wblek wa will sell as aheap as tbe cheapest, inaaa. call, ciamme ear goods of all kinds, aad b, saxuaed Irom your own judgment. lua t forget wbre w, stay Oa MA IH CROSS Street, SeaMratt, Pa. OoL . 1ST. km MISCELLANEOUS, FOLLANSBEE & CO, Merchant Tailors, And Miuui.witarriB ol Gent's. Youth's and Boys, FasMoEaMe ClotMne aiiJ ' MliiiiGooJi 121 Wood Sli-eot, corner Fifth Arenac, riTTSBUHOII. CLATE ROOFS. Those who are now hnlldlng hoases should know that Is It cheaper In the bg ran to nut oo Slat, Koofi than tin or shingles. Slate will last forever, and no repairs are required. Slate gives tbe pur apt water for clftcrns. Klate la lire proof. Every good house should have a Slttta roof. The under signed l located in Cumberland, where h, has a good supply ol Peachbottom & Buckingham S L AT E Kir roofiing the very tics! article. He will ander take to put Slat, KNfs on Houses, public and pri vate, spires, Ac, either In town or country at lh, lowest prices, and to warrant lhm. Call and see him or addres hi in at hi omce. No. 110 Haltlniore Street, Cuinoerlaml, Aid. Urdora may be iell with NOAH CASEBEEK, Agent, Somerset, Fa, Wa. H. SuirLaT. Apr! th, lTa. e. e. WITH RODSE. HKMPSTONE & CO. 285 Halt. St., Baltimore, M. I)., Would ripper, fully a.k the mercbantj of Somer set county, lo st-nd dim their orders tor fi FANCY GOODS. astaiina: them mtbtfaetion both aa rrsrards price and tuality ol a-ooda. The merchants vtnUltis; iiultimore are urgently rco,ueated tu call and see me bvlorc making purchases. HIGHEST AWARDS! gSSK J. REYNOLDS & SON, NORTH W EST CORK ER THIRTEENTH AND FILBERT STS. PHILADELPHIA, MANUFACTURES OF PATENTED Wrought-Iron iir-Tiglil Healers WITH SUAKINO ANI CL1NKEB-OKIND-1NQ URATES FOlt BURMNO ANTHRA CITE OR . BITUMINOUS COAL. CEXTEXTAL WROUGHT-IRON HEATERS, FOK3111TUMIN0US.COAU KEl'STOXE WROUGHT-IRON HEATERS, Cooking Ranges, Low-Down Crates, Etc. Descriptive Circulars sent free to any address. EXAMINE ISEFORESELECTINU. April &. 77 FIFTH AYE. NEW CARPETS PRICES the VERY LOWEST, TteAsMntDHFpassEl H. M'CALLUM. 77 FIFTH AVENUE. Btt. M ood and SmiUifle Id St". Mart-li 28 I'lTTSBl RO. THE KANSAS PACIFIC HOMESTEAD Is published by th. Land Pcitartmcut of the Kan sas Pacific Railway Company, lo supply the large and Increasing demand for Information redirecting KANSAS, and especially tbe m gaincent body of lands granted by Oongreas In aid of the construc tion of Its road. This grant comprise. OYER 5,000,000 ACRES OF LAND, consisting of every odd section in each township, for a distance ol twenty mile oa both sUes of tbe road, or one-ball of tb, und la a belt forty miles wide, extetding to Denver City, In Col. or ado, thus forming a con tin oat loa of th, belt ol couotry which, from tbe Atlantic coast westward. Is found to be. In climate, soil, aad every prodae tion of nature, tbe must favored. To aid In Uie settlement of this superb domain with anintelllgent and Industrious people. Is tbe object of lha HOMESTEAD. It Is Intended la contain a fair and candid representation of facts aur will it ever give. Intentionally, any statement that will not, upon Investigation, be fully sus tained. The Comny obtains its title to these lands! from the Government of tbe United States. , Tbey are being offered at prices lower than aa other made ia the West, that will compare with tbem In SoiL climate and general advantages. The terms of payment, as will be for.nj on a care ful examination, are mor, liberal la all csscatlal features than hare heretofore been offered by any railway company. , ; THE HOMESTEAD IS FOE FLEE CmCTTLATTON, Ab will be seat gratis toahyoae upon appllca Uoa. AM eommojib-attuot ia reference ta tbe lands of the Coainy should be addressed to S.J. GILHORE, - Land IVmrnkrlotfeT, K. P. Ry., SAUNA, KANSAS. MarchMia. WARDWELL Somerset SOMERSET, . obsihu avaiaus. I -MY HEART. My heart b likea fairy Und, With flower. and garlaads gay ; My heart U like a meadow plain, W hereon a child may play. My heart u like a sliver brook That rightly babbles by j And sometimes lik, a draamy Ltk, licaeath a heavy sky. And sometimes Uke a stormy sea, , W ith waves that rise at will. Till o'er th, water breathes a voice, And then tbe waves an still. My heart Is like a roomy boute. With wkleW opened door tine day the gates will ihut, aad then Comes peace fore verm ore. IL-OOD'S LILIES, tlod's lilies droop a boat the world. In sweetiKM everywhere ; They are the maiden -souls who learn To com fort, and to bear And lo smile upon tbe heavy cross That every one must wear, U llliei, beautiful and meek ! They know God's will is right. And so tbey raise their patient beads . la dark and stormy night, , And far above tbe eastern hills They see th, dawn of light. They know that when their day la done, And deep the shadow lies. The cross will weary them no more ; Sj lightly they arise To meet the angels when they evil "Lilies of Paradla, r HL-PATIKNCE. 4-Tmt rhnl a qui salt attendr.. Italy be patient, all will come To one who knoweth how to wait ; The w!hed-lur, love-desired home Ab, yea, It eomcth soon or late. Ah yes, It eometh ; see the star Of bop. In darkest c loads arts, : Ah yea, it eometh ; see froa far Tbe dawning red la eastern ikk. O my beloved, we shall see. When all tbe weary years are o'er, How very sweet the days will be, For yoa and me, forevermore. Seasey Magazine. 'stop iir.ii, paid! avror Ml' 1 ime t in bid o wa words as near ly an I caa. We made tbe run from a war station, tbe name of which baa escaped Die, into l'uebltt hj night. There bad been bearr rains, l'arts of tbe track were submerged. Tbe darknecs and rush of waters created aoioog tbe passengers considerable anxietj. 1 f'tcm most of tbe night ia tbe cab. Tbe engineer was too much absorbed ia bid denied to talk, lie answered my questions witb ci vility but with bre?ity. I did not notice it at tbe time, but afterwards I recalled distinctly tbe sudden start be gave aad tbe look of ioterest be tamed upon me, when I made some observation which indicated that my bouse was ia tbe vicinity of Pitts burgh. TLe next day be accepted ray invitation to dine with me. We were alooe ia my room, and bad been recalling the scenes of tbe past night, when, taking his pipe from bis mouth be began : THE ENGINEER'S STORY. Mayhap, stranger, yoa hev ran the Penanvlvania . Central Railroad. As you may say, 1 was bora sad brought up oa that Hoe, first aa fire man and then engineer nigh unto tenty years. It's allera exciiin' to ran a machine, and wen I was fi re al a u I used to think it was better to be on top of ooe of 'em splendid en tities, tbaa to be President of tbe United Slates. Tbe day they first put me oa tbe footboard aod 1 took tbe lever ia my baud aad knew it was my engine, I reckon I was tbe proudest man between Pittsburgh and Altoona. I kinder thought that everybody was goia to be out that day to see bow tbe train made her run, ana yoa can oet your specie that she went smack up to tbe mint, tbe whole 117 miles. Bat this kind of spirit wore off, alter a while, and I settled down into a sober, stiddy goia' man; and tbey did say that 1 wor as sale and reliable a man as tbev bed in the business. I hev to sav it. stranger, as there's nobody else to do it : else wise you wouldn't know it. I was turned 2-3 wen me and Mary was married. Twenty-eight years ago. Vou bev a wife, stranger : llevu'iyoua wife? Well, mayhap it's just as well. I bed Mary some eieht vear. but it don't seem like no time now. I left ber there in tbe old Keystone State, be and tbe boy. Sometimes 1 thiuk I'd like to go back agio, and see the place where tbey both lie. but I suppose tbey never shall. Dju'i seem as if I had tbe bean to do i- It wasn't in any churebvard. vou know; but a little way up the mountain there was green, quiet epot among tbe trees, and tbev are there, not mor'n a bun dred feet, say above the track and I often wonder if CLarl'e ta.snn't still dream when the New York Express thunders bv. that his old father is boldiotr the throttle. I put up a snug cauin oy tne side ..... a of tbe road where I bad a small clearia'. and between whiles I used to plant mv potatoes and tbiugs, enoueb to keep us from', and Mary bad ber garden. Alary ailers tool to owers, as 1 ased to tell ber, joKio' like, Vo she waa ooe of the family Tber. we had a cow, aod Mary raw ed chickens, aad I never seen no per son eould do 1 a much a Ua chickens as Marv could. Jest seemed like those bens were alters strainia' themselves lavio' cjfjra. 1 oa never see notbia' oav stricter atteutioa to business tbaa what tbey did. eer standin' about and foolin' around, but ailers at it. And then they'd set aod batch incredible. Mostly two broods a year and brought 'em all up. Mary raised a cow. Ooe of the neighber j gi v it to her wen i' waa a calf, and she made much of it. I ased to tie it to a stake near tbe cabin wen It was a little thing, for it to eat gaa. Mary didu'a know much about things then, she was young like, and one day sbe thought she'd pat tbe calf ia tbe stable. 1 told ber she'd better try it sbe was just a slight girl. Now a calf, you know, ia the most deceiviu' animal in the world. It don't look as if it bed aoy strength, and yet it'll upset a full grown man. So Ma y unties the rope and starts lor the sbed. aad the calf kicked up bis heels and away she went Mary beld on to the rope and away sbe went-artbrowo down, roll ed over, and there was a confusion of calf and calico all over tbe place. P.STABLISHED, 182 PA., WEDNESDAY, There was not bo booed broken but Mary wea tbe most amazed girl yoa ever saw. That calf grew up to be know in eow. She used to run out on the track just on purpottoto Irigbt en people. She'd stay until tbe train was close up, but never got bit. Tbe men all soon got ta know her and didn't mind ber. . But whenever a new engineer eaava along and saw her, he'd whistle, down breaks and raise a rumpus, altea bringing tbe train to a dead stop. Hot sbe'd walk off just at the right tine, aad seemed to understand th joke. Our little eabiBj was among tbe mountains, a good way from any other house, and I used to sometimes think that Mary raust be lonely, with me away so much of tbe time. You see, I was allera out three nights in a week. I west up in the daytime, passing my bouse, at noon, and down again that night, , passing midnight But I was borne two or three days in tbe week, and altera Sunday. Tbe place where we lived was a wild re gion of couotry, aad tbe storms we used to have up there, so high ia tbe air. waa tearful, j, I didn't tell ; you anything about tbe boy t No. Veil, do you know. l took to him the very first moment And that's a very carious thing ab)ut babies. Now, I never fancied 'em much, but 1 tell you stranrer. it makea all the difference in the world whether it's your baby or whether it belongs to somebody else. I've seen a great many ol 'en in my time, and, according to their parents, tbey were the most uncomaton babiec : but 1 could never see meh of it I ased to laugh a good dsaljwben people made such fools of tk08 Ives over their children, but I : ijw exactly how it is now, lor I suppoM I was tbe great est fool over my Charlie as ever lived. Mary named him CI arlie. That was after me. Seems to me he took to a locomotive from the time be was six months old. II is mother would set out in front of tbe j house with him in her lap, when I went up at non, and she'd kiss her hand and wave tbe baby at me. By the time be was three years old be'd got so that I'd used to take him up to ride with me, There was a water tank near tbe house aod when I'd stop for water he was aller's there, aad I'd ketch 'im up'n carry 'im off tea or tweaty miles, till I met another train, and aonie of tbe boys'd carry 'im back borne. 'Twasn't lonir afore there was scarce a man ,00 tbe road as didn't know Charley Latham's baby. Tbe'd pick 'im op wherever tbey could find, 'im, and sometimes he'd be gone nearly all day, bat some body set 'm down afore nigbt'n he'd . come toddlia' home. Sometimes I think it's qaeer how the men ased to take to that baby. There was fellers jost aw 1 uugu aus osDts - uraaouieu they'd get drunk and crazy with 1. --,- t.i. liqaor and cut or shoot a can qaick- er'nlightnin'; and section men op n-tnem mountains, tbem section men were mighty hard cases. ' What for fightin and qiarrelin' they beat Sam Hill. An' yet there wasn't one of tbem t-'itps as would speak a cross word to my Laby. Tbey was all fond of 'im and anybody took to iniposin' on ira. why tbere'd be a muss qaick- er'n tbe drap of yer hat There was Bill Walker. Yoa dida't kaow Bill Walker, did you f No! Of coarse you dida't Dead now. Lieu a switch open oa Im aad he raa off. Never spoke after picked im up. Bill he was a crusty old bachelor one of tbem fellers wat never sees notbinr, if be can help him self. He didn't have no relations and he was so sot agio everybody, tbe boys used to say tbey dida't be lieve he ever had a father or mother like other folks. He'd hd hard lines ia life, for a fact, and it made 'im what tbey called a mi sen yes that's it, a miseotbrop. He seemed to bev a particular grudge for every body be had ever seen, aod a sort of general disgust Tor . everybody be hadn't. Bill picked up the baby fur a ride one day, and when he stopped at tbe next station be was goin' round oilin' hisinjine and the little tyke was taggerin' after boldin' oa to his coat-tail and gettin' himself all cov ered over with grease jest like a reg' lerinjineer; and there was one of tbe station mia as dida't like Bill no how, and be ses, sea be, "Hallo. Bill, is that a left-bander of yoar'n?" Tbey say Bill juet turned ashy. lie sets down bis can and reached for that feller just ooe, square ia the jugular, aad be didn't git out o bed lor tea days, une day tnere came down from New York rocking-horse, and Vary found it at tbe tank with piece of paper lied on the bridle, and it said like this: "If Bill Walker would ever wib for a baby of his own it would be little Uaarley." That rocking-horse cost Bill a whole month's' wages. Ooe of tbe first things Charley learned to say, when he waa begin nin' to talk, was this : xou see tbe men on tbe road used to call one and ber Tard." abort f jt "partner." Charley bad caught it, and he alters called me "Pard." I don't think he ever vailed me father or papa, like other children do ; but he was alters "Pard." "You aod me is pards, isn't we t" be used to say. An' that is what we allera called one another, add be went by the name of "Charley Latham's pard," alt over the road. I d be goiu' bv tbe bouse on tbe noon train, and taenia tat of tbe cab watcbin' for im, aad he'd be out ia the froat witb a white rag or some thing to wave at me, and I'd see by tbe motion of sis lips 1 couldn't near for the noise of tbe cars that he was aayia', "Yoa an' me is pards, LsVt we?" As I was tellia. Sundays I laid off; and in the mornio', after break fast, Mary would fill up a basket with some bread 'a butter, 'u meat 'o things, n we three would go off in to tbe mountains and stav all day. We ased to do this nearly every Sun day, and so Charley got lo callin' it bis pard'a day. You see he got in tbe notion it wa, tbe best day in tbe week, eus I was ailers home with ia. I didn't never go to church much ; it was a long way; and then I thought Charley would get as much religion by goiu' around ia tbe wood and amooa; the mountains, where the trees and leaves were so beautiful, and tbe rocks so grand, as any otoer way. It they doal tell us that tbe Creator who made tbem all is power 7. JULY 4, 1877. ful, aod good, t there ain't 01 preacher can d it. Yoa went to tbe lop of Pike's Peak the other day. I've been tfcere. too, eu' I'd like to kn w if a chap can go up there among those awful preci pices and gorges and look over tbe country for a hundred milds, and see the mountains around, and the plains away off ia front, that don't seem to bev no end, and then look at himself, aod say whether he does really amount to a row of pins. You see I never was any Christian, and never gave Charley no snch trainio', and so sometimes I think maybe I didn't do quite right bj him. Bat, Lord love yoa, stranger, W1.4 he went among the angels, I'm jest ceitiin there wasn't none of 'em had any cleaner soul 'an what he tad. There was a place about three quarters of a mile from our house, where we used to go a good deal on Sundays, and Mary would read the Bible to us and sing. She was a good singer, Mary was. We ased to call tbe place "Devil's Run." It was a sort of a creek, aod didnt have no water in cept after a bard rain. It come down between two Ligh mountains, where it wss steep as it could be. Wen a storm came op, I've know it in half an boar to have six feet of water in it An' then it would bring down logs, traaks of trees, and great stones, rosriog that yoa eould bear it for miles. It got its name because it was such an .infernal place. Often I've woke np at night by a heavy shower aad I'd hear Devil's Kan bowlin' as tbongb it would tear everything to pieces. There conldn't be a worse place fixed for the road if they bed honted tbe wbale country through, than right ihere. Tlere was a sharp carve, and on the outside of it was a straight up-aod-dowa precipice for a hundred of feet, so that if a train went off it would be mashed into kindlin' wood and tea penny nails. Devil's Run went underneath tbe track near tbe point of tbe curve, through a barrel culvert, aod once there came a bard storm, 'n tbe trees, n stones, 'n so on, choked np tbe culvert, which wasn't large enough, '0 the water dammed up an' rose, tilt by 'n by tbe whole embankment gave way, and tweaty feet of tbe road weot rippia' down the moun tain. They found ont tbe break be fore any accident happened, and tbe culvert was rebuilt a good deal lar ger tbaa before. Bat that place the whole road was afeard of. . As I was tellia' if it hadn't been sich a wicked place, Devil's Ran was the prettiest place on the wbold mountain. The bed of the stream was deep down, '0 full of ferns and grasses that Mary was alters gath er! u', an' we could sit there ia the hottest day, rtf the sun could never Gnd bis war thro' tbe tree overhead. As I wastellin', Charley was boru to be an engineer. By tbe lime be bad got to be six years old he kne the name of nigh all parts of the ma chine. He'd learnt all tbe signals that was used oa the road. He knew that a red flag or a red light meant danger. That a lantern at night swung backwards and forewards, alowly across tbe track would bring a train up, all standin'. All that sort o' thing he'd jest picked up himself. He knew tbe sound of every bell aod whistle on the road, 'n could tell who they belonged to, and I believe be knew tbe tread of No. 29 when ever she went by, night or day. No. 29. that was my engine, I raa ber about tbree years, aod there wasn't notbia' ia God's world that I couldn't get out of her when sbe was in a good humor. We sort o' understood ooe soother, aod she hardly ever weat back 00 me. Once io a while she did, aod then waa a perfect cuss. Yes, be was seven that winter just seven years old a few days be fore Christmas. After Charley got a year or two old 1 ailers made much of Cbrittm is. Mostly I contrived to lay off that day so as to be home with my little pard. Some of tbe boys was alters ready and willin' to take my run that day tbem as didnt have no wives or children They'd come and say, ' Now, Lath am, there's your little pard, bell be wantio' of you to morrow, which is Christmas. So III jest take -your turn down. An' this 'eer basket wby, tbe boys, you know, tbey ses, we aur't got no chick nor child, and we'll send this along to Latham's Cbarlev." Tbe first time they did that I was took back that way I stood and gasp ed, a Iookin' around tike a natural fool and coaldnt aay a word. And the things they used to send Char ley was astonidbin'; toys and soon Why ooe Christmas they sect him a silver ring. Ob! tbem days was such nice times as I've never had since. There wasn't no other chil dren around for Charley to play with, but me n bis mother Was all he seem eo to care lor, 'n we'd carry 00 to gether all day isst as if none of us wasn't more'n seven years old. Charley had a little room by him self where he slept, which bad a window that looked down oo tbe track. I gave him a railroad lan tern, which he trimmed and call bis self, after I showed him bow, 'n when it was my night down be'd light his lantern 'n put it on tbe win dow at the head of bis bed. I could see it a long way before I get to tbe bouse, yoa don't know, stranger, w bat comfort it was wen 1 waa cous in' down to tee that light and know that my little boy was lyin' there fast asleep and dreamia' that tbe roar of the train waa the footsteps of bis old pard flying at 40 miles an hour. It was my run down Thanksgiv ing eve. I waa goia' to stop off in tbe niornin', and Bill Walker waa to Uke my train goin' back. We star ted from Altoona late in tbe evening and a good deal behind. It had bet.-a a warm day. The weather had been warm for some time back, and it began to rain in the mornio', aad bed rained all day. By night tbe wind chopped round to aorth'n it I s gaxi to turn cold, so that wen started it was raisin' and sleetin' wiin au outlook lor a beavy storrr. A darker aigbt I nereraaw, 'n wea the conductor pulled tbe bell 1 ses to my fireman, Cmj, this is goin' to be aa ugly run." My fi e waa was a wild barumscsrum sort of a boy, aad so they bad 1 1 .knamed Herald '.oi "Cr-zy Jake." But they soon dropied inn J,ka 'u left 'iu Crt-zv, and ibei'albe us uie be ailers wrtil by. Sj be w 10 me, "'li wet, I giimo you're right there." Ciazy wan mis of theiu 603 tbel was never a feared o' nolhiu'. I've seen 'im iu ile.-iicr-ale tight places, but never knowrd 'im to show the white feather. I don't believe man or devil could scare 'im, but this night be seemed to be sorty uneasy like. Sometimes there's something makes you think beforehand thet something's goin' to happen a kind of of presentiment? Yes thets it Presentiment You can't tell ex actly bow it is, but if there is spe rits in accidents or disasters, seems like tbey were try in some wsy to let folks know in time, and couldn't quite do it Everything seemed to go wrong-with as tbet nigbt. Tbe passengers wss alt growlin' cos we norried tbem up at supper ; and when I pulled out my machine sbe bad the very old boy in ber. No 29, as I was tellia' ye, was ooe of the surest engines on the road, but when sbe did get into ber didos she was more obstreperous 'a a government mule. Inerincs is like sewin' machines or pianners. and tbem things. They git oat o' kilter without no reason, and yer can't tell what's tbe matter with 'em, only tbey jest won't and thet's all there is about it. She wouldn't steini, ths fretted, snorted, and foam ed, and wouldn't do ber work no ways at all. Me and Crazy fussed with ber, and coaxed anil cussed her, but it wasn't no use. We kept run Din' behind all tbe time instead of making op, 'n the conductor swore like a pirate. He was an engineer himself, and he came out into the cab and for five or ten miles be fus sed and worked and coaxed and cassed. I believe the engine knew jnst as well tbet Satan was out loose tbet night as if sbe'd been a real human. Iogines is like women they can't tell yoa wby a tbin is so, and can't give no reason for it, but they just know it is so. Mebbe we'd made thirty miles, or sicb matter. The rain, and hail, aod sleet, and snow 'was comin' down fearful. Water was pourin' down tbe moumain and Glin' tbe ditches and roonin' roach as you saw it las; night. Tbe wind was blowin' a tornado, and come tearin' through the passes gulches tbey call 'em in tbis conn try ia gusts ; tbey would strike the locomotive like a big wave striking tbe ship, and almost throw her over. It was so dark, too, tbet I couldn't bev seen Crazr on tbe other side of tbe rab but for tbe lantern, and when be opened the furnace door. But I bed to gt along all I could. It wouldn't do to show np, I was runnin' for meetin' point " Just before vou get to the eurve at Devil's Rao, there's a short stretch of straight track. Soon as I struck tbet I began to look for 1 be light in Charley's window, which was tbe other side of tbe Ran. Strainin' my eyes through tbe dark, just at the point of the curve I saw a light swinging backwards and forwards slowly across the track. Yoa know I was tellia' yoa everything went crooked that night Soon as I saw thet light I knew what it was all in a minit It came on me witb a rush like. My hair stood on end. I blew tbe brakes. I screamed to the fireman, "Crazy, Devil's Run culvert's gone, by tbe livin' God!" He jumped 'a sot tbe tender brakes, and slid the wheels in a flash. The brakemen behind dido'l answer; tbey were dozia' in the cars I reckon. I blew brakes agin, witb a blast to wake the dead, and threw ber open. Tbe drivers groaned and groaned under me, but the rails was sleety and slippery, and I went forging ahead to a gulf 500 feet square down, aod 150 lives behind me. I was tei liu' ye as No 29 that night was dead square agin' goiu' ahead ; but when I threw her back, seems like she knew ber biz, nbow much laid on her doin' of it well. Woman, agin, is ingmes. Crabbed, crooked, can tankerous cusses, wen tbey don't wsnt to, but wbere it's works of goodness or mercy, call on 'em 'a they're right there. No 29 took holt on tbet reverse witb a grit 1 never see in no ingine afore. Sbe put alt tbet was in ber to every turn, and tbe whole affair took less time than I'm tellin' of it till tbe danger was by. When we stopped within twenty feet of the light, wbicb was swiog in' still, backwards and forwards, slowly across tbe track, I ses to Cra zy, Who's got tbet lantern r'' I kneT 11 couidn t be tbe trackman, for we'd just met 'im three miles be low, 'u 'cept him there was nobody Dearer n ten miles it tbet time of night So I gits down from tbe ma chine and ruus up tbe road. As I comes up 1 sees a little figure in white. It was still a swingin' cf the light, backwards and forwards Ijw ly across tbe track. He was la bis nightgown, just as he got out of hrd, hadn't 00 hat, aad was barefoot Tbe sleet had froze ia bis hair, aud his nightgown was stiff with ice, I comes up to 'im welt, I was took tbet wsy 1 coulda't speak. An' be kep' swing- in' tbe liirbt, backward acd for wards sbwly across the track, aod he ses to me, be ses, "Yoa 'a me's pards, isn't we ?" I looked at 'im a mioit Uis eyes wh open aod look ed qaeer. He waj dead-fast asleep. Crazy ketched me or I'd gone over. wbicb it was my knees seemed weak like. Then I seta down on the rail, and Crazy picked up tbe child, 'a bugtftu' of 'im but be busted oat crj fa' be did. Tbe conductor and some of the men got out of tbe cars aod come wtere be was. It was sleetia' still. 'a grow in' bitter cold. .Tbe bovs carried toe baby into tbe baggage car, wbere there was a stove 'a took 00 bis nignvcioiDcs and wrapped 'im up ia blankets and great coats. There was a doctor on the traio, and he sea if we kin git 'im back lo bed without wakiu of 'im up, p'raps it wouldn't burtlm; but if be was lo wake, what witb tbe wet 'u the eld, 'a tbe fright, like as out it might kill Im. So the nova lakes 'im ou to carry 'ia to the h juse, 'u 1 follered el-itig, bit I couldu'i bev carried a k ttao. Tbe doctor he tell j 'em to be kt erful aad not wake Im, fur it was as much aa his lifo was worth. So C :y bks 'Im, and two of 'em holds a b'aiket WHOLE NO. 1350. n-r 'im t keep the i-leff i ff, h .lc g'd-a abeatl wltb a labiern, and two r ibrre more about with la tilers s 's to light tbe way. Wcu w g. it to V break it was just as I expected. Track, road, culvert, everything gone, cle aa as rut off with a kuife Tbe water was piu-hiu' down the run six feet, carryiu' big rocks and boulders I bat pounced and pumped from side to side and np into the air clear out of tbe water. It was aw ful to took at How the child get over tbe gap. which was at least 25 feet wide, I don't know. A tree bad some dowa and lodged crossways. and I suppose be must a gone ever that Wea we come to it we was most afraid to try it, for if you slip ped off tbe log it was all day with you. I dida't like to trast tbe boys, 'n I ses to Jake, "Crazy, vou wont drop tbe baby, will yoa ?" He points dowa into tbe break, 'n ses: "Lath am, we'd all be down there, every mother's son of as, but for your little pard. I d drop my soul first" Well ! we got Im home safe at last Mary was asleep when we got to the bouse, and scared as bad as me when she learned what was up. We put 'im back into his bed, 'n, sure enough he never waked np. Next mcrnin' tbey tbrew a trestle over the break, and trains waa ronnin' agin. But the doctor stayed with as. Just out of his own bead, you know, but he seemed noxious. Seemed as though he took to the child. Don't wander at that, neither. Most everybody did. 1 watcbed by 'im all that night, n to-wards day I got out all bis old Christmas things 'n set 'em on the table near the bed wbere be could see tbem tbe first thing. Bat a fever came on Im, 'a wea be woke be wss out of his head. I speaks to 'im aod ses : "How goes it, Pard ?" But be didn't know me. That was Thanksgiving day, yoa know, 'a I sat there by 'im bopin' 1 could give 'im bis things and have our holiday jest as we used to do. Bat he kep' gettin' worse from hour to hour. He was sick jest one week and wanderia' and wild from first to last I stayed with Im all the time, for 1 hadn't wits enongb left to handle a machine' and the bovs sent word not to bother myself about business and tbey'd see me through. So between them tbey did my duty and No 29 went np and down in her regular runs jest as if I was at the lever my self. Yoa kaow I was tellia' about the water tank sear tbe bouse. It dido'l ased to be used much, bat that week it seemed as though there wasn't a train either way. that didn't get oat of water just there, aod some of 'em would come over 'a see about the boy. Aad their wives kept send- in' nice things and tbey was all poor people, too. You see somehow It traveled about fast what little Pard bad done stoppin' the train that night, 'a be such a might or a child. 'N it got iota the newspapers, 'n tbe President of the road came up to see Im 'n all that But be jest went on from day to day, for Death struck 'im from tbe first moment as he stood there in tbe winter rain. From his talking white he was de lirious we fouod out pretty much alt bow it was. I reckon he heard the storm ia his steep 'a the roar in' of the ran. 'a that ret 'im to dreamia'. Of coarse he knew it was my oight, 'n I had often told 'im what a bad place it was and what to do if anything happened never thinking that be'd go to doin' it bisself. Bat he gits up in his sleep, takes his lantern, and goes oat to meet me. I d bs a sit tin' there watchin' of Im by bis bed, 'a be'd begin first, jest kind o' mut terin', 'n I'd bear him say, softly like, as if be was talkin' to bisself: "Pard's due at the raa ia twenty minutes. I kin get there ia time." 'reared like it was an goin through bis mind agin' and be was doin' over agio jest what he did that nigbt We could tell wen he got to tbe place where the road broke, for he pes, "Kia I get over that log?" If I don't mv pard will be killed. Then be seemed as though be was goia' dowo to tbe curve where we found 'im. 'N be'd shiver like as if the cold rain was strikio' him. You see we could mostly oiler 'im bv watchia' aad ketcbia' what be said. Onct or twict be shook right bard, acd bis teeth chattered. We thought it was tbe cold he was feelin agio as be felt it out there in tbe nia-bt witb notbin' on 'im. Then be keeps still awhile like be was waitin' acd listenin' for tbe train, and you'd see im bold his breath tearin' be couldn't kctcb tbe sound. Pretty soon be speaks agio, gently like, and ses: 'Kin be see tbe light in time? 'N be waits a bit Next be jumps op in bed on bis knees and rcreams out at tbe top of bis voice: 'Stop her, I'a-d . Stop 23 r Stranger, I've seen frightful things in my time, but 1 never seen things so awful as that was. Pate and wild, witb the fever on him, that mere baby was trying to make me hear, aod tbe wind howlin' aod tbe rain roaria' tbe way it was. 'S we'd try to keep 'im still, 'a bis mother wtuld coax iai 'a try to quel bim, 'a be'd scream agio : Culvert s gone I btop ber pard : N I'd uke 'im in my arms, 'a be'd be all of a quiver. Then it seemed like be beerd me whistle, for he ses : All right ! He's blowin' Lrskes.' 'N I pui him back in bed, 'n be lays still a minit like be waa listenin' 'a ses He's rtverain' of 29, be is! My Pard Pard's safe.' Then he'd shut his eves and drop off, and smile ia hia sleep, like be was satisfied. By 'a by he'd begin aod go all ever it agio, 'a so, day af ter day, allera the same. He seemed to bev it ia bis miod all tbe time. Tbe doctor, you kaow, him I was tellia' atut, welt, be atopped off that oirbt. 'o staid with oa tbe whole week 'a nursed it like it waa bis own. 'N wen it was ail over I thought it waa bh mr'a right, 'a I sea to im, 'Doctor, oaa pay you ?' 'No !' aays be, 'Laibaaa, yoa csa'L Ilia life sav ed utifK. i besides iba', La' him, I've gut oa Jew his age. i bereaint nuthin vats kin wit rust but that lit- d.cH,fc- I hia lvhead' Sole""" Mary takes tbe acisaor 'a cuts it bff. He kissed it, n put it la bis pocket sod weal away. - Ua the nirtt cfUebwal eitwviisiyc Bub wl j I get off tfc machine to go ' u mm wu was um ni titer, 1 piMs oat my watch and it was li o.clock 'a three mioitu .. Some of tbe neighbor had come around to be mountain, and a min ister fr.nn a villiage ahmt fifteen miles clT, but I didut g;iva os alma- uoa w &ihid . fjr I w, sjn.i. 1 like and didn't ku Lo u ai was. I was oiuia' iu f.-oat vt tbo houso oa a largo xtoue. whcr Cbar'.u used to sit and wait f r in wb-n wa coming by. aud b-ard a whiv.le. An' I seed a train It Ht'p:wt new where i was To U-om a'i was No. 29. The boya had her dres-md ia mouraia. " Bill Walker was run nin' her andCrazy was firia'. Thc-ie was three coacbes tilled wiihheS s and tbeir wives ami mtl'tre 1. . Thi , wi iu tbeir bent cl x Ik-m, . 'u a I -, the Ciiiil'hr ahre I w. at 'in' ibey all knew ii tiff.- t''i !-' place tbe men tmik itT tbeir u! and the women hail their bantik.-r-rbiefd to their fare-. alters k nxr.l -they were very f.md of liiiu, and it seeniBil as though they had loot an only child Tberv was six little buys all tbe same size, ani they took 'ira up, an' we followed np the side of the mountain. It was a mild day, and the ana was sbinin' bright. We cross--ed Devil'a Ran, and came to a place of level ground wbere there was some large pin trees. It waa just over the cliff, a little ways from the road, say a hundred feet, and in a plain sight of wbere be stood wavin' bis lantern backwards and forwards slowly across tbe track when be said, 'Yoa and me is pards, isn't we?' After alt, it was harder 00 Mary tbaa oa me. Ia three months, time I took her there too. I staved oa the line a while after that, but I eouldntt never go back to my bouse again, and whenever I was jroin' by and saw those two heaps of fresh earth, it worked on me ao 1 couldn't stand it As 1 was tellia' I sometimes thiuk I'd like to get back there and tee tbe place once more, bo. seems as if I was afeard. I don't believe io ghosts, but I know if I was to run a tram a round that curve in a dark nigbt I'd see my little Charley wavin' his light as he did that nigbt that it -ost him his lire. 4'astch KbjoII llama. It was possibly during bis stay in New York in 189 that Washington began to wear oa his coat tbe conch shell buttons, now in possession of Cap tain Lewis's daughter. A new fash ion in dress,' introduced by a pres ident, is worthy of record, especially when there is an interesting story con nected with it. Tbis story, related by Robert Lewis, illustrates two strik ingly characteristic traits of Washing ton generosity and economy. A needy sailor with a wheelbarrow of shells accosted the General on tbe street, and, holding np a number of conch-sbells, implored him to buy them. Washington listened with sympathy to the story of his suffer ings and want, and kindly replied that be woolu buy tbem if be could ia any way make use of them. Ne cessity perhaps sharpened tbe sailor'a wits, and be promptly suggested that tbey would make lovely buttons for bis velvet coat The General doubt less smiled at the ingeneous proposals bat agreed to try them. Carrying home bis ocean treasore of pink shells, be sent for a button-maker to know if he could mannfactnre a useful arti cle out of tbe pretty playthings with which be found himself encumbered. The workman replied he coold make tbe buttons if be coold find aa instru ment sharp enough to pierce them. Washington would have nothing use less about bim ; and so the shells were delivered to the manufacturer, who ia due time returned tbem to him ia the shape of concave buttons, a little lar ger than a quarter of a dollar, with a silver drop in tbe center biding the spot where tbe eye was fastened be neath. Tbe President then astonish ed tbe republican court by appearing in coat with pink eoach-Bbell bat tons sparkling on its dark velvet sur- face, bignty years ago, it seems, fashion ruled ia hearts, or over the costumes, of men and women jnst as it does now for Captain Lewis bears testimony that conch shell buttons im mediately became the rage. 1 he shell venders and button makers' for tunes we-e made by tbe General's psssson for utilizing everything that came into bis possession. St-ribnrr fteia.hawsa afa f'rwwd. Mr. Headly, in bis letters from Ita ly some years ago, told a singular in cident which illustrates tbe selfishness fostered by a luxurious indulgent e in art He was present at one of tbe theatres, wbere a famous prima don na was tu sing in a new opera. Just as she began singing, a man in the pit near the orchestra was seized with convulsions. Tbe prima donna, see ing his livid, death stamped lace sud denly stopped, with a look of horror and a start that were for once wholly natural. But tbe audience, determin ed not to lose their enjoyment shouted to ber to go on, and a person directly behind tbe dying man, who bad now risen bolt upright forced him down by pressing oa bis shoulders. Tbe singer went 00, while foam streaked witb blood zed from tbe mouth of the sufferer. As sbe finished io one of ber finest strain, tbe boue rang with applause, and tbe ruffian, lifting his bands from tbe shoulders of tbe dying man, dapped witb enthusiasm, as be shouted. "Brava! brave!" Then ri P arme entered, earned awav tbe et rose, and the opera went oa as if nothing bad happened to dis turb tbe harmony. loufh Lnan- Thva Tarn Hi. For kisaing a pretty girl, ooe dol lar. for kissing a homely girl, two dol lars. (Tbe ui w levied in order to break up tbe custom altogether, it being regarded as a piece of inexcusa ble absurdity.) For every it 1 nation Biteea cenis. For every young maa who bas more tbaa vo girl, five dollars. Courtiog in tbe kitchen, twenty- ITva cents. Courting in the parlor five dol lars. Coarlia g in romantic places, five dollars; fifty cents thereafter. For a girl giving a young maa the mitteo, five dollars and suit of costs. Seeioga young lady home from church, twenty cents. Fail:?- to see her home five dollars and twl For ladies who paint, two dollars. Proceeds to be be devoltd to the rc lief t.f disconsolate hatbands who have been deceived by outside ap- The grasshopper to tbe farmer: Dont be a f.ol and want to take or wheat to that mtUef. in your hopper