Terms of Publication. Tfo Ssasrset Herald U punished every W .dncsiay Murnir.g it rilN per annum, ir mi- In advance otuc-wls fl M will luvarlal.!-1 charged. No subscription will to discontinued until all arrearages are paid up. Postmasters neglecting lu notlty us when suliscrlbers do, not tak. out their puifrs.wiH be beMUsHs fur the subscription. uKvribers rrraovir-g frou mm Postofliae to an other sliouM tire th. Dimt of the former as well a Cm present o!Bot. Asd.Ires Somsrset Printing Company, JOHN I. SUCLL, Business Manager. Business Cards. w. U. POSTLKTHWAITE. AT n i..w, cotim-i-cl, Pa. Fnrf.t' tir. :l i'iy c .Itcite.i and utt.nml U' W.I.I AM I!. HciMZ. Al'T'M:Nr. A I Kiw. S.mMi. Pa, will alio pri.t !i-n- 1 i m-iw culni-lcl ut h.rcin .-j-morsM tne a .u.ming counties. On " l d.a.o How. F. r-o.i.ersi. Petina. -At " T1P HAY.ATTt'f.XKY ATLAW V r.V.Ti,..rrl.rUI.. Somer-l, Pa.. -ill it tend to u.l t-u'iiice eiiirn'ted lo in. are wit J. riOia.NLy ATLAW, a. u'rruL. V r f if i a. .. a. - , hi i it iiii-ii:sA t-tiLruio-.i lw Uiur cure wi.i . ,.TDi'T iTTniA'KYS AT ii'-rijai i.u .11 Crus tr.rti, jrtp!tu tl.e j .J (.H.N H. VII u attkn:y ATLA;.y.S'i V Ai rxKNLY AT LAW, id ilt li'iiil' t-Url i jui.. lit , i .... . T I 1 VI. ' OHX 1.1 V,., l ath. ea- i f-a., win . tirt ... (rusttvl io 1( tioa with prilttu:. au uu mull. bl:a. (H'l.f in .11 : tol:. la ; t N h V K. SOI KUU ATTOKX E Y AT ... 1ku( n. Pcnrt" Ant, f..n.. ! & H. U BAKR, ATTOltNEYS AT t t vf ..a..t U1 e-iel Aliit a-l.i tru-tu-J iKviu nil uo iir-suip'. iv U4advl lo. f t-..Pri'U ta I a raaKUIIId tilt LtrHCtl-tJ O UW djoiuiinri-tuuiidS. Oili in Jaan.:u: ie. -i, 'TU. TO UN U. SCOTT, ATTOUXLY ATUAV7. ;,.ii.r-, i Pa. (i"euii tjilr in AH I'Uji pruuHii s ihvi:ying, Wrninir lttd.-S Vc., ,i..m- en fiurt mill' a:v.l at Mi Kn iulrc at t i. IV Au.ilfi. DK .1. K. MIIXKKtat rmwnMv eJ , .u Berun f,r tl.o I'nittM "I '" k-n-iwaii-u. . ottux ..i-- Chat lea k.rliiiKi t wn. ayr. '7-tL i Dri H HKI'RAKtK tPnJcn. I.! prvl.-fslinal j i:.-. t.thrc in re.lue, une .l.air wei ot Ibe liar- bat K,.0!. M K IM it will continue tu pnwnlre j .' ... ... i i,,if ra tin iir..ie!iittl!rvl- tu the '-t'W.a ol S-mirrwt aiJ aarruooJ.na- ,u .-..unlry. (.rS at the .iU! J lace, a U-w .... ea.il y .l the Ulaiie Houh-. ri. u'vvi rv m-v'i'i;iia.M.;i II IV. i I - IJ1 t v ....... , t-.-w..r lrHnnvi'.li-. till cmt'nne th rrii...! mlirlTir.aart uc.lra I.H pr.r i'm-il n.t-eK t 'lie eui7.'-ii "Iv imk .-.'un'i'y. .:rt.vtl:i' a'."l ..irrwiiiK . I l)?a u .! "iV.l.I.lNS. KKNT1ST, t.niT'el . ..! . ,..ij,pr , hi.M'b. ui Kiaira. ariere haran at aillliues W l"nna prvii". a.laiii .ii w .r.. u-li an M.tax. warn...."-; irL-ur.s. tc. AftlbHal teeth "I H Wi!. h ... ; U.e WMU.a'rrlal.iuKrtei. njHTtliiTO aarractci.. . g S. tiOOD, rhrswiAX & suugeox, SOMKKSirr, pa. "WM. COLLIIS, ii:xtist, ( T. f at..ic(':w!fr a Frae te. S-.ai.'raM. Pa.' lnllie lai 6 Item yi-ara 1 liivr isrwiiiv to ,lrre.l il.e iinrra u! artilwii.1 t.-.-.h In ll.ln rlu-e. TUeeoiiul iaercafln, deinanJ t.-u-. il. In." in .ius lae ... eu enlarae ni) taciliih-a that ' cau Biake Kt U l 11 l".riTi"',.l':.n5'.u ,-!, K,-i them in any ..:Uer place lu tliw o.uuiry J aw ii, .w n.;.kir. a gu.1 art ! t.-elh lr . ami I t;i. n--.i"ul.l I anv ir?on amons tr.y tbcuiils o: , o-i. iii.ti iiiitii 'it tlie a.!i.iiui.'K au"' t.ml I l ave ma.le twt!il..r that i? n..t mvlna ie 't t.u.rit..ii. they ran call -n ine at any uu. an., iret a uw M ui charge, raurla D R.A. G. MILLER, after twelve vai--.' ae'lve t.ractice in Slianlsavlll., hai - .V .u..!iv iiAial at S'.iiierset lr the prac tice ut nil viur.. auJ teu-lera hi pr.l.i ir.al fer- , tJ t. ef.laena ' Si.mn-et anJ 'K-.iii:y. 'irl'ce tn Urujr Store. opilte tl-e i(rnet li.-uae, were he .an I e.'u.ulu-J at alittuieii i-Slj;-iti-aii,prjUip:ly ansred. dec. IS .'I ly. 'JOHN HILLS, DENTIST. ifflre Ir IVtlTruik ISvT tew ImiMlrK. Tialn CnM Street. TivtVll A UT1F1C AL TKKTII'l .5. C. YUTSY. D E I. T I S T M-.if.i-i il Teeth, wsr nt.l tf be of the vcrybsst quality. Lale-like at o Han.l rue. Inserted in tne, l-i it ft'v'.e. Psnicc'.ai it:en't'.n rsli' to the pres-1 erictl-ii ol the uatur.l teetn. T!ne wishing to c.nn'.t roe by letter, raa. .to so by t-n-..iaic I Aodress as above. . Ut AX. 11. . HTIINFJ. I---;.. i fs. KEGAHAK & STOKER. l'LASTFJLF.KS, Ke., t:nllr Inform the cltiret.. o. S.er,ci County. thl tl.ei are prepared l ti.ko i.lrx',.s , l..r ail ktudsul Plastering. m'a:iuia p" i Hiten.lctt to. Addrvs as sN.'.e. . Wurk soiicitr.!, and iraiislaeti. n itunnicwl. j Nov. if. JJ'ILL HOUtE, JOHN HILL, PirKoi. Toe i.ToprietoT Is pretsroi to s.r.m..l!c KUcTts , (lil in the n:..t e..ml..rtal.le an.l satislaciory o.:.nor. I, ni'lil with tl.e bet ot note! acc.mimsia'ii.ns. j 1 he tables will continue to be tarnished with the i best the mmket aTurus. Laige an.l coniiii.il'JS l,etr.Tclitigi.ui.ii.an.:penu""". stal'liiig attaehrd. janiz D IAM0XH HOTEL. srOVSTOHX PA. i SAMI'Ij'. Cl'STlCU, rropiietor. I This ripilir and well kaown h'-sse U at all ! tit'.e- a i'.i.-lle s.oj lng place f..r 'he 'cuvrling ; pai.iic liW. and k.n u. nrst-cUss. i,.Hlsia- l-iij. llamas leave daily lor JoMistown and ' kukitnr.. "aril. JS'l. SHU, Lar.t:s V. Micas ; Apis for Fire ani Iifelnsnrancl JOHN HICKS & SON, j SOMKKSKT, ! And Real Estate Brokers.? KSTAUIJSIIKD 1830. Prrwcs wbo destreto sell, buy or etcbange prp- i env. or bar not will 8o it to tb.tr aivuiiage te j register th. iiecriptii tbersot, as no cbate Is j made unless "ld or rented. Heal estate l.nsiucss I generally wi, lb promptly attended lit. I augls. 1 L !VOL. XXY. NO. 39. Uanir, . ggijanm SAVINGS ME lilt OLINTON KTRF.KT, JiWNSVtiWN. PA. (uuialluuii U'A it. Jet liia&otiv doLiif Frcscut rale lut: rt-i ms itr otui. Intrel lu la the m mtim 4 Jans und 1't-ccrutxrr. ai it nol i.in.r a is ! tl tu lit tlt jit , ii.u naima. tiiu;'(wi-u a year witlmiH irv-ul-iioir theUciji- t..r .. t-.i 1 1 i.r a ' ft l't rr nt t 111 ilclHakit tHk. Mwu'-v 4nru-i i:a reiil C!-ta,e. rrWcWwr. with liU-ral ratrr and lm time, ifivcn t Krruwcrol- i lurinir Lrsi mr;u:tir.oiiItiuiife wortli i.ur r mure i l: tirtMtraiU'U u exclusive! y a SeTines Bank, I Nu viiii;ier.'iai ui:ihu reoeived, nr iiawuuu b::ii:i a';li-iii? .. l'-r t'!T";r. rople of tti 1 ruK-s, i.jf-iiii -iecti utw reiiii:K uituv L iu ;. J iato'fi Conr, luvid Ii.bert, 13. , J.. .ih A. J. Hawes V. W'.Hy, J"ho l-mn, I. H. la (.-, lttx.iv. M-Luuiia, 1. J. Alirc.i, 1 l.i w; hint it. A. Ji-uus. vnrai tupe. Ueo. . T. M.iii. Jauiu Aic.vaiiua, Jamet.itior.ej nd lUnil J. M rn ll. IVrMdent; FrMk Iilert, Tro:irurcr: lvrus KUi-T, SMlicitur. uov'Ji. J. 0.KDD1EL &, SU'.vi'Sioru U Schell & Kimmel, SOMERSET, PA. ! Accounts of Kerchaats and oth ! cr Business People Solicited- Drafta ! negotiable in all parts of the Coun Itry for sale. Money loaned and Collections mad 3. Cambria Co. Bank. M. W. KEIM & Co. I So. Main St., Johnstown. I A General Banking Eusincss i ! transacted. ; Interest Paid at 0 per cent, on ' Tine Deposits. ! Loans Negotiated. Drafts Bought and Sold. .limy. wROLasaLK auuCTaiL, J. II. Ziiameriuan, a!r Cross St-, 'A 5' Somerset, l'cmia. Thp hc of dirar of ittTer.t liranl. aaanufae- turM ! l,irn.-!(. .f the rlK.KT.it nl t,.lam.- I'hr.ie r!i.n mm. liepxrlled py any m the mar- ke. (r: t.f t! lit ...irlis ,f o)M?inir t'wriio : rer i r .:vt.l tn s.ikt!l Pri -en ' 'nil ine ias Cook & Eeerits' IFAldlLY GROCER! Flour and Feed We would mit rerr. fully anu uD'e to our friend juiti the pul: Ir Kenerxlly, m the un mni rirtnlty wf SotutrfeT, that we hare j..faed Uf NewSiore oa HATX CEOSS STREE7 And in addition to o rail lice of the beat CoiifM'tSoinfri". otIn, We will e-j.!ea-rr-, at all timm, t" "rj'ly Mr cna t:aeii! a.kli u.e 15EST QUALITY OF FAMILY FLOUR, CORX-MEAL, OA TS, S UKL L E 1) CO 11 X, OA TS d: CORX CIIOP, V HA X, MID D L IX G S And cerythiTijc jiruloiDif to tlte Feed Impart uil; itt t'iie LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES. i j foi: WASH ONLY. Al-io. a well aelecteJ Heck of i OUiSw.rc; St-a.ewsr. Wnlet.ware, Brabc? a! klnda, and ! STATIOX': (riii - b we will sell as cheap as tbechea jrt. r Plsr.se call, examine our amnis of all kinds and I be SdtuC.ed irm your own judgment. j Ikjti't lori' Ot where we stay i tn MAIN CKUSS Street, Somerset. Pa. ' t k-i. a. u;x i-xTurrnTTi TTrvTrrm I JJ Jjjj JJ J fcjj J FKEI) SAUGLE, Pro'p. i Tlie iriprletor bf Islely pun liased and greatly Irr.or vol tins desirable "pr..perty, lumishing It m, , dctrsble striping pbsces ha- transient cujtom iuth. State, T . , n,,.ll.t -!-h th. vianiis the market anoms. Iirre and car.modhs stabling is attached snd laiililul aud aiientive bustlers always ia at tends U'-e. Borders takca by the week, day, or meal. Bar always supplied with th. rboictstUquors. July la. aprl CruTis K Oaora. Anns Utmiaos Grove &D8nison S"?SSvV ,, .j,, .Mi'ir-i .7 r H. . . - IMiimifiicturos of lflniTCieK, Klelchis Ilarnets, elr. Facn.ry one squs'r. east of Piamimd. JioiHerHct, I":u A-ril 15. 1KB 3IUcellaneou, MARK THESE FACTS! Till? TKSTIMO.VV Ol'THi: WHOLE WOULD. IIOLLOWAY'S OINTMENT Bad Legs, Bad Breast, Sores and Ulcers. Alldeacrliitlunol nre are remediable by the in.cr aua ill.reut aw wf thia ineaduiable re- uarauun, io aurmiii to cure bao leaa l.j iilaater uig Hi edires ul tne wuunu UiKether Is a tully: lur atwuia itie lain unite, a bogy d.Maiwu ouu.it- tlun ivuiauu uuuerueutu t. brvait out with ten- kila lurv tn a lew days. 1 lie uulr rational anil suwesaiul treatment, aa Indicated vy nature Is Ui natucttine .iinatuation in una at.ul tne wound and .'i soothe the netarbhwrluir parta hy ruhblna; In l.leuty ol thet.iuiuii'ut as sati u ioroe.1 into meat. l t,u will caum: th. uialljrna.it bujuura to be drain. e! on iroiu tit. naro. swollen, and dtaoouirea l.n r.Min.1 ntioul the wound, sore, or nicer, and wnen ttieae lmni.irsarerrinoi-ed,t!ie woundftihein selrs will Nua heal: warm bread and water aul ticoe ar.tied over the atiected li.rta. alter the (.iutnieut lias been well ruoted iu.witl suotneand sotteo t he same aud araatly asaipt die cure. I here la a dearrtiittou ot ulcer, sore aad sweiiina:, wb.cn need not tie namo.1 here, attendant njion the lol- liee o. youth, and lor which this Oinunent is ur geuuy rvoiuiuieuded as a sovereign remedy. In curing sucn lulson.is seres It never talis in re soire ihe svntem to a healthy state If the Pills be taken according to the printed instructions. Dlptheria, Ulcerated Sore Throat, and Scarlet and oth r Fevers. Anr of the above diwases may be cured by wel rubouiif the t.inimeut three times a da? into the chefi. turoat. and nei-K 01 tnc tmiient: it win soon tienelrale, and (live unmeiliat. rellet. Aiedlcln. taken by tne mouth must ojierale ujion the whole svftieni ere its innuence can be tell in any local liart, wherea. the tllnluicut will do its work at once. v iioevcr tries in. unguent in tne anove manner lor I he dlneaae9 naiaeti, or any similar dis orders artectlnn the chest and throat, will find themselves relieved as Dy a charm. All sunerers trom these ivniplulntf should envelojie the ihront at Illume in a lane, bread and water )ioltlce, al ter the Omtineni has been well rubtied in ; it will icreaily ai.t.i thecureof the throat and cheat. To alUy the lever and lease the inhamation, ela"hi or ten Pills should lo taken nixlil ana ui .nilnir. The Ointment will produc ierspira li.,n, the irrand eiweniial In all case of levers, sore throats, or where there uilirlu Ih. an ojipres sin ot the chest, either Iroiu asthtnm or other causes. Piles, Fistulas, Strictures- The above elassof complaints will be removed by nightly tomeniina; the parts with warm water, and luenoy most ehectual rut.hitiir in ihe Oint ment. Persons sutlering Iroin these dlrelul com plaints should lose not a moment In arresting tln-ir progress. It should be understood that it is u.jt surlu-ient merely to smear the Ointment on the allecied iarts, but u must Ii. well rubbed in lor a considerable tune two or tnree limes a uay, mai u may lie taken Into the system, whence it will re move any hidden sure or wound as edeotaally as IhouKhpulpuhletoiheeye. There again bread and water f.,ultks.alterthe ruliblna; In o( Uie Ointment, will do irreat sen-ire. TuisisIlM only sure treatment I.T temalea, case, ol cancer in the Kt'iaacn, or where there may be general bearUiK duwn. Indiscretion of Youth; Sores and Ulcers. Hl'itches. as also swellinas, can with certainty, be radically cured 11 theOinuaent be used freely, and the Pills taken nlirtit and morning;, as reoom mcn.led tn the printed instructions. W hen treat ed In any other way they only dry up in on. place to breakout in another; whereas this Ointment will remove the humor from th. system, and leave the patient a via,r..us and healthy Items;. It will require lime with the ascot the pills tu Insure a lasting euro. DrOpsical SWellings, Paralysis' and Stiff Joints. Alihouali th. abov. complaints differ widely hi their origin and nature, yet they require local treatment. Many ol the worst eases, ot such di seases, will yield In a comparatively short Siace of lime when ihisOintinent indlilitrrnlly rut.ood into tlicpartsattectcd, even alter every other means havetaile.1. In all serious maladies the Pills should be taken accor tins; to the printed directions accoinpanius; each box. Botk Ihe Oinlmtnt an Pitts ittuli oral following eatet: Bud Lr.rs. Itad Ureatts, l.urns, llunions. Corns (soft), ; Roentnatlsm, Cancers, .Scalds, Contracted and ! Sore N ipples. liit. of .Mosche- F.lpbantiasis, aim joints, rnire i uroaia. Skin liiseases. Scurvy, Sore Heads, Tumors, Ulcers, Wounds, Yaws. t.s and aud-i r ist ntas. Plies. ..rout, Coeo-tay, Ulan-Jular ('hiegii-io.)t, ESwellmars, Chilblain. IiOmliaau, Chapped hands Piles, CAI'TIOX I Xone are gennlne nalrss the sigusiare J. HaviKH K, as agent lor the United xaies. surrounds eacn rwix ol fills and ointment A h.ndsome reward will be given to anyone ren ilertng such information as may lead to the dele. tionofany party or parties counterfeiting th. medicines or vending the sama, knowing them to oe siHinoui. .Sold at the Manufactory of Professor Hot, low ay cjl. New York, and by all respeetahl. Iiruagistsattd laralcrsln Medicine throughout the cik'iiized worm, in jmts at 'ia cents, tscenia, andfl each. w,Tbere is considerable saving by taking th. larger sises. N.B Directlonf for th. guidance of patients In every disorder ar. attixed tu each pot. JnnsU. E.O. W. E. fl. TODTOL, WITH BOUSE, HEMFSTOffl & CO. 285 Bait. St., Baltimore, M. D., Would respectfully ask the merchants' or Somer set cv.unty, to send him their orders lor fl Aun Ji iumiiuiiuiu nau FANCY GOODS. am ring them satisfaction both as regards price and quality of goods. The merchants visiting Baltimore are urgently requested to call and see me before making purchases. s LATE ROOFS. Those who are now building houses should know that is tt cheaper in the long run to put on Slat. Kools than tin or shingles. Slat, will last forever, and no repairs ar. required. Slat, gives th. pur est water for cisterns. Slate Is nre proof. Every good house should have a Slat, root The under signed is Pvated in Cumberland, where h. baa a good supply of Peachbottom & Buckingham K rootling the very best article. II. will smder take to put Slat. Roofs oa House, public aad pri vate, spires, fee- either In town ra- country at tn. lowest prb-es. and to warrant them, ( 'all and see him or addrea him at his Ottloa, No, 110 Baltimore Street, Cumberland, Md. Onlers may be left with NOAH CASEBEEK, Agent, Somerset, Pa. Ve H. Smrur. A pri th, ir. FOLLANSBEE & CO, IVlerchant Tailors, And XIsvnlrHkceiirT of . Gent's. Youth's and Boys, Fasten (Mini aid 1S1 Weed Stivef, eener FUIb A Tease, PITTSBUKO D. omer SOMERSET, "OCT or THE HOCTU OF TSI BABES. r . x. t. Jly IliiU- niece and I 1 read Mj Plat. In my easy chair: Aad sbr'waa building on lb. Sour A paeg of eanls w it b wood roes ear.. We wurked ia silence, but, alas ! Among the cards a mighty spill, And then tit. little ape exelainml, "Well : Such Is life Look, VnHe Will .-; 1 gave a start and dropped my boa-kit was tke Pbnnlo I had read. A sympathetic current thrilled, Like lightning, through my heart and bead. 1 eyed with curious awe the child, Th. unconscious Sibyl, when she sat, Whose thoughtless tongue ouuld bable Uvth Strange parables or life and fate. Yea, such Is life a Babel bouse. A common doom hath tumbled all. King, Queen, and Knave, and plain, and trump, A motley crew in motley fall ! We rearour hopes, no Pharoah's tomb. Nor brass could build so sure a name ; But, soon or late, a aad roUapa, And great th. ruin of the same. Ah, such is life ! Oh, aad and strange That Lot. and Wisdom so ordain ! Some en th. Builder's hand hare yet On. card against another lain ; Some when the house Is tiny still ; Some when you've built a Uttl. more ; And some when patlenc.hathaehi.red A second, third, or higher floor. Or should you win th. topmost stag.. Yet ia th. st rent gh but Ml and pain And hem th. tiny role, rejoined, "Bu. I can build ltnp again." My height of aw. was reach I. Can hate? Behold what reason scans In rain ? Ah, childhood Is divine, I thought Yes, Lirslc, build It up again ! CormhUt Magazine. Written expressly forth. Hebal. THE UBEAT BOBBEBT AXB WHO DIB IT ? B7 OUVK HARPER. "Another aodacious rol.bery ! The deiiredaior unkaown ! ! Chief .Burke oo their track! !! " "What will become of ua. Aunt Sarab, if they should take a noti on to par as a visit ? Unprotected as we are, we could not offer the slightest defense, for James is such a coward." James swelled in majestic dignity, and looked as severely brave as anr oral black face can, and deposited the dish of ham and eggs upon the table as if trying the strength of the dish, when the young lady bv tbe Ore look ed up from ber paper agaia to cay : "why aunt Sarab, these burglaries are quite alarming. There was ooo last night witb'n only half a block ot us." The temptation to overpower this piece of news quite overcame James' wounded dignity, and be opened sun wider his lips, and said : "And one. Miss Annie, down at Mrs. Parker's. Tbey took pretty aear everything worth taking, and Chief Burke is on their track, bnt be has nuffin' to catch bold of 'eon with." "Dear me." said Mrs. Sanborn : "I hope poor Miss Jones and Mrs. l'arker came to no barm, and toa! Arethisa did not have hysterics. " "De family, ma'am, as I said be fore, has not been molested ; but eve erything the villains could git bolt on was carried off, and no traces of them barn't been discovered up to the pres ent time." "Aunt baran, tbi is serious ; we are two lone women as well as Mrs. Parker and her sister. Suppose they come after our things, too." "I don't know, I suppose the dan ger is not urgent enough to send out to the Presidio for a guard of soldiers is it V "I know tbat you are as brave as a lion. Aunt Sarah ; but I don't think this a laughing matter at all. You know you have a large amoont of money in the house, besides all our jewelry ; and what could you do, or I. or James :" "I am nu coward. Miss Annie, for all you said so; but always the very first thing these raskils do is to take the man servants into the dish-closet, so that tou see " 'Well. James, that would be of little consequence, for if they did not lock you in there, you woold do so yourself," said Mrs. Sanborn, with a sly smile tbat merged into a laugh as James retreated. "There, Annie," she went on, "don't look so serious. I will pack up all the plate to-day and send it with all our jewelry and mon ey ostentatiously to the bank ; and we will live bere peaceiuiiv, ana eai out of tin dishes, aud wear blue rib bons all the time instead of our jew els, if it will eontnbote to your peace of mind." Annie ate her breakfast in bait- satisfied silence, looking decidedly out of temper, which Mrs. Sanborn observing, said : And I'll tell von wbat 1 can uo; I've just thought of it, and that will be still better, l on recollect Nelson Mowrr. don't you? He has just come back from Arizona, has a leave of abseiice indefinite and 111 write a line to him at headquarters, and ask him to come bere for a while and mount guard over two unprotected females. It will be quite in bis line. You have not forgotten Nels, have yon :" I donl remember Dim very wen, said Annie, looking very earnestly into her coffee-cup the while; "hasn't he tnrned out ver wild r Jane mer ger told me something of that sort." "Then .Jane Jierger naa oeiier bold her tongue," said Mrs. Sanborn. Give a dog a bad name and ptag bim. Tell all the gtrls to beware of tbe animile ; for fear be bites. It is my opinion abe knows all about it," (this last a little sarcastic.) It has always been tbe fashion in Xels' fam ilv to eive bim credit for being every thing be ought Lotto be. and I don't know exactly wbat amount, or woat kind of iniquity is comprehened in tbe word, -7rf, but I do know that altbongb Nela ia called scapegrace, be has tbe noblest, truest bean that ever wore tbe blue." Annie's eyes grew luminous, as she went forward impulsively and kissed ber aunt several times on her flushed cheeks. Mrs. Sanborn's eves sparkled and her cheeks colored as sbe thus warm ly defended her favorite nephew a, a ) ber dead brother's dot woo naa nis training at tbe bands of aa absolute tyrant in shape of a step-father. set t ; i - i ESTABLISHED. 182 PA., WEDNESDAY. Childless herelf, she bad placed a great amoont of affectioa on ber handsome nephew, and bad fought many pitched battles with bis prim mother and austere step-father, and it must be owned that Xelson 'was one of those who give their friends enough to do in this respect, ;. After breakfast Annie went to her own room and locking the door, went j to ber bureau and took from ooe of the drawers a photograph of a hand some cavalry officer ir Union blue, which after looking at it a long while with drooping lids. Quivering chin and mi6ty eyes, she suddenly kissed passionately, and then, witS blushing face, hid it with a rapidity (quite re markable, considering bow f long fcbe had stood looking at it Then she went to the window aud looked long, with her white forehead, pressed against the glass in the direction of the head-quarters of the United States Cavalry, althoogh tbe actual view presented t. her eyes consisted of long lines of houses oa each side of Mission street. The thought of el- boq Mowry aa last sbe eat? bim, mounted on his splendid blmk mus tang which was no less fiery and impatient of restraint than himself of his large black eyes which Sashed on ter a look that thrilled ber through and through even now, of the lithe, slender figure, of tbe curling brown hair, that looked so glossy acd tossed so free, aa he lifted bis plumed caval ry bat, and tbe handsome picture grew in her imagination to almost re ality. She would have liked to be lieve tbat Xels Mowry was no worse than Aunt Sarah thought him ; and I am afraid she found aa many excuses for him as did bis partial aunt though she had a pertect right to like him was he not her second cousin ? and as for Jane Berger, with J her long white hair and fisby blur eyes, she never liked her anyway! She al ways bung around him in masner decidedly unladylike, tq say the least" '1 So one can see that thd rmsccief- maker in this instance, at! least, re ceived her deserts. Yet fthers had said that Xels was wild ; (hat he was scattering his wild oats with a very liberal hand; and others still said tbat be "iouzbt tbe usrer.T and was always "bard up." These last quali fications seemed in her eyes the most terrible of the cateo-ory.inasmuch as so obscure and so seldom used by ladies, and at such times with dolorous looks, while the other fvo were spoken of in a smiling way, or with a shake of the head merely, over his wildness. Still Annie sighed. Sbe would rather not have had ber ort'y cousio.the only scion of Mowry stock, so repro bated, and so and so she only sighed. i It was very hard to believe him so wicked, lookiug at bis frapk, honest, darkly beautiful face, under tbe light of the tbe bright black eyes, or to be frigid under tbe smile of tbe rich red lips tbat so often parted ia a boyish laugh, disclosing rows of white, even teeth very bard, and o Annie thought it tbe next day, as sba aR. demurely silent near one of the windows, and listened to tbe mciTy singing voice that was chat tering solively with her aunt. Nels bad seemed mightily amused at hearing the capacity in wbich he was invited to serve, ami on the whole, impressed Annie with tbe conviction tbat he would be badly disappointed if no burglar afforded him any means of exercising his predilection for "battle, murder and sudden death." With these thoughts uppermost, and withal, the fear tbat sbe after all liked bim too well down in the bot tom of ber beart, Annie wa3 shy and constrained before ZVels to tbe lust de gree. Haughty or dignified sbe could not be, as nature bad not be stowed on ber those unlovely attri butes, but only an impulsive, passion ate beart that fain would bold loving and kind thoughts of all tbe world, and believe tbe best of every man, woman and child she met, particular ly of ber handsome cousin. Ia theory, you see, Annie had shaken ber bead over tbe iniquity of the world at large ; but in practice, it was tbe feminine fashion to take those with whom sbe came into actu al contact much as tbey appeared or professed themselves to be, and thus after bestowing on tnem virtues, or tbe semblance of them, which, I fear, tbey had no claim to, except in Ler innocent mind. And all tbe shyness, and all tbe re straint, did not deter Aels in the least from setting himself to restore, at tbe very first opportunity, something of tbe old, familiar relations which bad existed between them before bis Ari zona exodus. He tbougbt over it considerably, and smoked many ci gars, seeing through tbe clouds of smoke tbe pretty girl, scarce more than a child whom he had left three years ago and remembered tbe fact that tbat separation bad given bim a realheart-acbe at tbe time, and be smiled to himself complacently at the thought that neither of them had grown any less handsome during that lapse ot time, and be thought, too, that Annie had tbe largest, softest. brownest, and yet finest eyes he had ever seen, and tbat sbe bad tne love liest wild rose complexion tbat ever was, and that sbe also bad the finest figure of any woman be bad ever met, and be admired her accordingly. The sweet picture framed all this while in curling rings of blue smoke. fashionable girls, handsome girls, gay girls, Indian girls, fast girls, flirting girls, timid girls, and savage girls Xels knew by scores, and bad doubtless trade love to them several ly and collectively, and talked non sense to tbem by tbe hour, and waltz ed with tbem by tbe mile, bnt some- bow none charmed him as did this tender, impulsive, passionate girl,! who shook ber head at operas, balls. and cigar-smoking, and who cried real, heartfelt tears over tbe recital of the capture of the brave, bnt ras cally Apache and bis family, and their summary execution mother, babe, and all, scalped together struck a new chord in his heart, and be mentally wished he could take tbe brown curly bead on his breast and kiss tbe tears away. Of course this being piquant and new in his experience, he en deavored to establish more amiable relations with Annie, and in that en 7. MARCH 7, 1877, deavor literally bhaduwed ber the whole of the time, and in tbe hope of impressing ber favorably, related all tbe battles with the Indians, and his own share in tbem, and all tbe other scrapes into which he ever got, and which, instead of causing her to admire bis qualities as a fighter, frightened her with his wickedness ; and as. withal, bis bright eyes were surely burning their way into her warm heart, she felt greater need o' guarding tbat particular portion of her aDatomy, and sbe grew more dis tant and reserved every day as her only safety. It astonished eood Mrs. Sanborn ! to see the curious stato of affairs be-! tween these two ; but she wisely concluded to let matters take their own course, certain tbat in the end they would take the tarn she hoped for, as sbe thought no girl could help lov ing Xelson Mowry, and no man help being charmed with Annie Anstin. Meanwhile bnrglaries seemed lo become more frequent, and Chief I'urke was doing the beat he could to find out the culprits, but so far, it was impossible to Uiseover even a trace. Annie and Mrs. Sanborn felt per fectly safe now with the protector they' had, and did not send tbe plate, jewels or money to tho bank, as they had intended. Oae day tbe business agent of Mrs. Sanborn came to her and placed in her bands money and notes to the value of fifty thousand dollars, wbich she, with a smile of conscious safety, put iu a small Japanese cabinet and placed it in an unoccupied bedroom. When Xelson came in be was in formed of the reception of the money, and be, with a boyish laugh and flour ish of bis heels, asked to see it, as he said he had never seen so much money at once, and the sight would do him "a beao of good." and to be let bold it in his hands would lift him 'to the "seventh heaven." His aunt then led the way and call ed Annie to follow, which she did with reluctance, for she felt herself in danger whenever under the fire of the dark eyes. Xels playfully shook bandfiils of gold and chattered away a while, regardless of sense, and then closing the cabinet and banding the key to bis aunt, said : "Aunty, I think you bad best place tbet money in tbe bankat once it is too great a temptation for mortal, and if you leave it here there is no certainty but tbat it may be stolen." "I am not afraid, Xelson, not at all; and I tbink with yon in the bouse, no one would dare enter, and 1 will tako the risk I am not cowardly at all." ' I do not think yon are, aunty ; but there is no necessity for your keeping so much money ir. the house, and I wish you would put it there." "Yes, and the bank may break. I never have deposited money in the bank ; I have always kept it in tbe bouse, and I am not afraid to keep it bere now ; nor would I have given it a second tbougbt but for Anne." Tbat closed the appeal, and they all left the room and went back down stairs, where tbey found visitors awaiting tbem, and among them Jane Berger, with ber hair got op in a way very surprising. She engineered so skillfully that soon she bad XeU away off in tbe embrasure of a bow-window, and talking to her in a very confidential way. All tbe arts and graces of wbich she was possessed she played off tor his special benefit, and finally was led to tbe piano, of which she was perfect mistress. All this was gall and wormwood to Annie, who, though apparently engaged in conversation with a young gentleman and bis two sisters, saw every motion and look that pass ed between tbem. Jane bad an air with her always (wbenjwishing to be irresistibly cap tivating) of tender interest in tbe conversation of her company, and it brought many captives to her feet. Annie did not know this and nat urally inferred tbat some tender con fidence was passing and tbat proudly guarded little beart of hers ached very hard. Jane Berger was a splendid Binger, and her rich, sweet voice filled the room as sbe sang a tender old love soog, tbat vibrated with an apparent depth of real feeling, as she raised ber eyes to the dark ones bent just then on Annie's luckless young friend with a look that was very malig nant Jane felt aggrieved, but grand ly kept on, and sang another little ballad, wbich Xels, with a triumph ant giance at Annie, requested ber to repeat She did, and he still look ed at Annie as these words were sung : "Wert thou, my love, th. wild nigh-wind That blows o' cr stormy sea, And I th. rich, sweet breath of Spring. I'd follow where It listed thee. No storm so tierce, nor wind so cold. Could tear me rruat thy tender breast. For I would mingle with with thy life Vntll we sank to silent rest. Xels then went to Annie and asked ber to sing, out sne refused, and, as Jane was still at tbe piano, he went back to ber and there remained dur ing the entire time she stayed, and accompanied ber home when she went Annie, after her friends bad de parted, went up to ber room in no enviable frame of mind, and ber l't- tle heels clicked viciously as sbe walked through tbe ball,' and when at last the solitude of her room was reached, she gave way to ber anger, and stamped her feet and bit ber lips to a considerable extent. Then she opened ber bureau with a flourish and took out the picture before men tioned spitefully, as if sbe intended the immediate destruction of it But when it was in ber hand sbe seemed to relent, and broke down inconti nently and cried, I am ashamed to say like any other heroine, and final ly wound up by putting tbe offendiog picture under ber pillow. The next evening Annie was seat ed alone in tbe parlor, in the moon light, when Xels sauntered in and seated himself by her side. She rose op burridely to leave, but be begged ber to stay, or he wonld tbink ber jealons, he said. At tbat ste elevat ed ber nose to tbe highest attitude possible, and sat down again in a hur ry and begao to laagh and chat in a way quite surprising, considering her osoal silence. Sbe made up era ber mind that be obould not think sbe cared anything for him or any other man who was fast, aad wild, and fought the tiger, and made love to half the girls in San Francisco, and killed no end of poor, inoffensive In dians not she indeed though I am bound to say tbat she came very near breaking down again as she thought of ail this, but fortunately, Xels asked her how she liked Jane Berger's singing. "Oh, very wel! indeed,'' a little frigidly. Don't you like her passionate, fer vid way of giving her own nature in her fongs, said be. "Yes, sho biogs well.' a. ft. m.t. n . . l.:n1r il.'ara 1'UU t JUII lUllia pvvjuw u, n.;oj show their own hearts and longings' and griefs in their songs ?" said Xels, : . . ., , ..... ! unconscious teat ne naa just gieu her tbe very opportunity 9he wanted. (Continued.) f'nrisHS 'tttem aad Prsjudirok. A bygone generation considered it a vulgarity to be dyspeptic. Brum mel once thought be bad eaten a pea. Heroes of romance were pale, preco cious yonths, and tbe principal charm of their heroines was hereditary con sumption or a spinal complaint It was vulgar to wear thick shoes or warm raiment, but you might laugh. The fashionable defects were all physical. These were the days of the witts, tbe tellers or good stories, tbe sayers of good things; of tbe men and women whose sparkling titt'o tat tle has become a lost art, and whose recollections form a literature of their own. It was not a better age than this. The veneering bore a high pol ish, but it was very thin. I am re calling it simply to show what it con sidered vulgar, and thus demonstrate the instability of vulgarity. They were allowed to be mentally natu ral we to be so physically. We may have tbe moscles of a prize fight er, the appetite of Comoran, 'wear two-inch soles to our brogues, and ulsters under which our grandfath ers would have fainted; but we may not laugh. If a new Sydney Smith were to come amongts us he would bold tbe position assigned to tbe jes ter of the Middle Ages. We sneer at the reconteur of a party now and call him its "funny man." "Fellow stood or his bead at dinner time, by Jove!" second Macaulay by our gol den youth. It is vulgar to be amu sing, "bad form"' to be amused. Physical force prevails. In poetry, faction, and on the stage a sensualism reigns paramount To be interest ing, the heroine of tbe period must bave a splendid physique soiled by physical lovemaking, and her soul trembling on the 'Tagged edge" of impurity. I suppose tbat spirits bave "rushed together at tbe touch ing of lips" time out of mind; only it has not always been considered de cent to put all the details into print Kissing was all rigbt,consule planco, but talking about it was vulgar. Belrjrovia. Mocxd Builder's relics of singu lar interest and importance bave been unearthed on tbe Cook farm, three miles south of Davenport, Ia., nothing quite so rich as Scbliemann's Mycea:e find, but as notable for tbis country. They are two small slabs said to" be of "coal," whicb probably should be written "shale," one about one foot square, tbe other about six inches, and both covered on both sides with inscriptions. On the lar ger, a religious ceremony, apparently the worship of fire, though possibly the preparation for a sacri lice. There are fourteen human figures, sur rounding a fire, with joined hands, while near tbe (ire on one side is a dead body lying in a circle, and on the other side two such bodies. Two little circles to the right and left above tbe figures are supposed to rep resent the sun aud moon. Surround ing the worshippers are small figures of birds and animals crowded thick ly in the space, and among tbem one suggesting the mastodon. On the smaller slab are three circles, one within the other. Between tbe inner circle and tbe middle one is a char acter at each of four equidistant points, and between the middle and outer circles are twelve characters ar ranged like tbe hour figures on a di al. Outside tSese circles, as all over the reverse sides of both slabs, are figures and signs which the learned men of the Davenport Academy of Science bope to be able to make some sense out of. Tbe only account we yet have of tbis discovery is a meager and not very clearly writ ten newspaper paragraph, but it is stated tbat a full "scientific descrip tion' is shortly to be published by some of the aforesaid learned men. At present, we only say that there may seem to be some intimations of kiDdred with tbe worship of the Aztecs, with whom theory generally tries to condoct tbe mound builders. Royalty la I'subrcllaa. Umbrellas, or rather parasols, arc the badges of royalty in Africa. King Coffee's umbrella was one of the most noted trophies taken by tbe English in the Abyssinian war. This, however, was a shabby affair in com parison with the handsome and gigan tic sunshades just manufactured to the number of forty by a Glascow firm. They have been ordered by a mercantile boose in the same city, aod are intended to be given as presents to African chiefs with whom tbe merchants in question do busi ness. Three of these parasols, or palaoquines as tbey are also called, are about thirty feet in circumfer ence, and the remainder about eigh teen feet. They are covered with a rich variegated damask silk, fringed round tbe edges, ornamented with a gilt ball at the top, and lined with fin ished cloth. Tbe handle, which is of lancewood, is armed with a spike for tenting purposes, and a bayonet joint on the end of the stick renders the whole more portable. Ix California stage robberies are so frequent tbat if a week passes without one tbe people tbink the Millenium has begun. Why woold it be easy to break into an old man's noose I JUecanee bis gait is broken and bis locks are few. T LL O WHOLE NO. 1339. aa.iaa-Hl Wajalde twttx. The London Gardner' ChmmdA bad. equally lovely in appemrtrice. Bay?: "In America, where street 'nd equally triumphant, and robed planting is almost universal, and'a white. Tbey passed within the where every person is free to follow his own inclinations it aprears so at least we are told tbat tbis liberty j is sometimes asserted in the selee-i tion and planting of tho wayside trees, and tbat one person will plant! one kind, and his neighbor another, till tbe avenue beccmesa seriss i heterogeneous trees, forming anv - thing but a line of beauty. The rule of uniformity as to the kind of trees planted, should be adopted, at lea?t : so far as any one street nr line ! trees is concerned." Yes tho VhTonii has been old!'lc waited stiil and saw that the truly. We do "assert tbe liberty" of; ?t W3 a goodly company oi min planting aloDg our "waysides" "just ; inters and officers of Christian church whatever trees we fancy until "the e but he could not go with them avenues becomes series of heteroge-! At last, as be walked, he saw a neoi:s trees." But the worst of it is we deem it goou taste. The Chroni. elf gets tbe notion tbat London is the universe, and tbat as little else be sides tbe Plane will grow in its smoky streets, tbat homogeneity should be the law elsewhere. Why Lot first a Horse-chestnut, then a ma ple, then a Tulip, then a Linden, and so on ? If tbey will all thrive in the same avenue, is not their variety of leaf, flower, form aud stature more interesting, more pleasing than if but a single variety were employed? It is tbe easiest tbing to form ideas of "lines of beauty" from local ne cessities but tbe rule should not be mado so oppressive tbat it must be applied to all other places in which those local necessities may bave no existence. London may have its lines of Plaines. Having heard of Loadon smoke, we will not say tbat it is bad taste. Bat until the Card vtr's Chronicle knows something of oar lines of heterogeneous trees oth erwise than from hearsay, let it not impose any "rnle of uniformity" whatsoever. A at Eamy Pleslge. Of course every one has heard of the Xew England farmer who signed the pledge, with the reservation that he might drink all he wanted to while he washed sheep; and bow he kept tbe pledge three or four months, and then got drunk in tbe middle of January. A b-otber taxed bim with breaking the pledge, whereup on the farmer led him to the barn, aud pointing to a shivering, dripping old ram, remarked: "I've (hie) washed the old (bic) feller eight times (hie) already tbis mornia', and I aint (bic) done a wasbin' on bim yet" A jour printer ia Pittsburgh is equally as ingenious in keeping tbe letter of bis pledge. Tbe great Mur phy excitement there has been gath ering in sinners by tbe thousand, and he was "scooped" along with others. Tbe "pledges" are printed on neat cards, so tbat the signers can put them in their wallet after attaching their signatures. j Tbe mgbt on which Hanley signed was a crowded one, and pen and ink not beirg handy, Hanley scrib bled bis name in pencil. For a week or two he observed tbe pledge relig iously, but one night a brewer sent a half barrel of beer to the foreman to treat the "coops." It was duly tapped as soon as tbe last telegram was np, and tbe boys began to enjoy tbe exhilirating beverage, with tbe exception of Hanley, who looked on. At length be asked if it was good beer, and was informed that it was a priruo article. He pulled out his pledge and looked at it fixedly. An idea struck him, and he whistled a bar of an opera just above his breath. Hunting op a piece of rubber, be ea sily erased his name, and then join ed and drank his share of tbe beer. Having finished it, he quietly sub scribed his name again in pencil. Since then, whenever he wants a i - i . , . t . . ill ii, nr iuu. r no rnna n u num.. r it , , " . ' ' , . A. - never breaks the pledge as his name is not signea to it wnen ne irrinas. 1 llxhlasa Brlrh. Yesterday a young woman was promenading np Frie street There wasn't much that was remarkable about her and sbe was homely. But she was "so stylish." She was laced and tied back till she looked like a hoe handle, and she took steps four in ches long. Sbe wore a patent tip-up baton tbe southeast corner of ber bead, and ber bair descended into her eyes with "idiotically studied confasion." Xear Prospect street she dropped a little red bow with a gold pin attached, and it fluttered to tbe edge of tbe sidewalk. Sbe stop ped and looked at it It might as well bave fluttered to the edge of the universe and dropped over for any thing sbe could do to get it. She walked aronnd it two or tbree times, gazed sadly at it, and then walked a block to Bolivar street, got a small boy and paid him ten cents to come back and pick np the bow. as the boy rejoiued his companions, he re marked: "Darned if 1 ever seen a wo man so prond. She wouldn't pick op ber own things from the sidewalk." But it wasn't pride. Tstla of tow Oystsr. Gov. Kemper, of Virginia, in bis recent message advised tax on oys ters, and to give an idea of tbe fisher ies be says : Tbe estimate heretofore placed upon the annual value of tbe oyster fisheries cannot be successfully as sailed. It has been ascertained that in tbe rear lSG'J six thousand five hundred and two vessels, of all kinds and sizes, with aa aggregate carry ing capacity of eighteen thousand eight hundred and seventy-six tons, wore engaged ia taking and transport ing tbe oysters of Virginia to mar ket In IsTj tbe facts were derived from local observations, and publish ed, tbat five hundred thousand bush els of oysters were annually sent to market from Chincoteagne tsiaaa alone ; that tbey were sold at from sixty-five to ninety cents per bushel ; and lhat the cost of planting, gather ing and marketing each busbel did not exceed an average of thirty cents. It would be a needless consumption of time to cite other facta going to show that tbe annual value of all tbe oyster fiaheries of the State ia not less than twenty millions of d Jlars. I havo read, sari Soarmion r who dreamed a dream, when in great distress of mind about religion. He thought he stood ia the outer court of heaven, and he saw a glorious host marching up, sinking aweet nymns, and bearing the baaaera cf Tictory; and. they passed. Ij hie through the gate, aad when they vanished he heard ia the djt3ace sweet strains of mnnie. "Who are they?" he asked. "They are the goodly fellowship of the prophets, who ba-e ?5 to with God." 1 ai deep 8,SK b . said "Alas! I era on o' tfcajm TiatT-A. k-TI 1. . 1 . ' b , art." 1 ?nttr there.-' Lv-aud-bv thutt) came another poriais, ana again were shout of welcome beard within. "Who are tbev V lbey areibe goodly fellowship of tn apostles." Alas!" he said, "I belong not i that fellowship, and I cannot enter of'tnere. l He still waited and lingered, in the ! bope that be might yet go in ; but the multitude did cot encourage ! bim, for they were the notablo army of,0' martyrs. He could not go with ' tbem, nor wave their pa'm branches. j larger host than all the rest put to- semer, marcning anil singing most melodiously ; and in front walked the woman that was a sinaor ; and the tbief that died upon tbe cross, hard by the Savior; and he looked long, and saw there sach as Manasseh and tbe like, and when tbey entered he could see who they were, and be thought "There will be no shouting about them." But to his astonishment, in seems as if all heaven was rent with sevsn fold shouu aa tbey passed it And tlie angel said to him j I bese are they that are mighty kinnAffl ! tra4 Kb. n. , I. . .. . . ...... . rniawev. VJ UJIgUb. UT. And then he said "Blessed be God! I can go with them." And so he awoke. Blessed be God, you and I. too, can go in with that company. 1 can not hope to go in with any other company. Such is my own sense of how I expect to enter hcavea.and we will go together, brother sinner, sis ter sinner, trusting in the precious blood, and washed in the blood of the of the Lamb. God grant that it may be 30 ! Maw H. starriest. An old darkey ot 62, tired of long er leading a life of single blessedness, hobbled up to the marriage license clerk's desk the other day aod said : "Is dis whar yer gits der lisums fer ter marry ?" "Tbis is tbe place." "How much is one of dem ?'' "Seventy-five cents." "Lord, honey, I isnt got dat much money.' "Then I can't let you have a li cense." "Say, boss, times is hard, and dis case is pressin'. Couldnt yer trust for a couple of weeks till de season ob wbitewashin' commences?" "Xo sir, we donl do a credit sys tem at tbis desk." "Jist fur a dsy or two ?" "Xary a day," was tbe heartless rejoinder, and tbe poor old darkey hobbled away. Yesterday he again knocsed at tbe outposts of Hymen s temple with tbe necessary seventy fire cents, tied ap in tbe corner of a red bandana handkerchief. "Dese is nionsos hard times, boss, aod if my kredit wasn't pooty good I'd never been able to hev borrowed all dis here money ter wonst" Tbe license was made oat in due form and banded to him, aad then tbe clerk said ; "If that's all the money yoa got bow are you going to support a wife?" "Well, de fact am dat de lady am got a room all furnished nice, an' we'll just mosey along till dis lection trubble is ober.and den derll be a powerful site of wbitewashin' to be done dis Spring. Yes, indeed, honey times is gwine to lie red hot arter a while." A ftarprisMsl Trsusass. . . It takes a great deal to put a pro- ressional tramp out or countenance, special, whel'n he is deali wilh . ;, ,. .:.n. ,t. . woman ; bnt occasionally tbese gen try wake np tbe wrong customer, and then his peculiar abilities as a traveler are sure to be exercised. Only a few days since a Melrose lady, whose Lome is separated from the depot by a piece ot woodland, was passing along the road throngh the timber when an ill-favored man soddenly sprang from the bnsbes.and, seizing her by tbe wrist, demanded ber watch and money. With great presence of mind tbe lady responded: "Let me alone and yoa shall have my money." This the fellow did, but still meoanced her with a heavy walking-stick Tbe lady then de liberty unfastened her hand-bag, quick as a flash took out a revolver, and springing back several paces, leveled it at tbe bead of the villain. Tbe fellow was so astonished tbat he in turn sprang back, and throwing up bis hands cried : "Dont shoot," and in a moment dashed into tbe bushes and disappeared. Tbe lady is a crack shot, thanks to the instruc tion of ber husband, who is employ ed ia a well-known Boston wholesale grocery establishment, and she feels pretty confident sbe could have ef fectually winged ber man Dad mere been necessity for it When assured tbat she ought to bave bronght tbe fellow down, sbe replied: "Yoa would not bare me shoot bim in tbe back, while running, woold yon? florton Pout. A Srwstw lav Cas,llL While Senator Howe waa speak ing on the Louisiana case, to-day, Mrs. Tyler, widow of President Ty W who occupied a seat next Mrs. Howe, said to a lady friend on her left, "Oh! my gracious, when will tbat tiresome old man get tbtjagb." Mrs. Senator Howe, (who is un known to Mrs. Tyler), sharply "There is no law to compel people to remain if they dont like it," Ladv friend ot Mrs- Tyler, (lBi enoogh to be heard by Mrs. Howe "That lady evidently dosen't know tbat sbe waa speaking to tbe widow of President Tyler." Mrs. Eugene Hale (wbo sat on tie left of tbe last speaker, and load enough to be beard by Mrs. Tyler to a lady friend "And Mrs. Tyler probably ia not aware tbat tbe lady oo ber right in the wife of Soator Howe." HcT tbe curtains fIL