E Terras of'lublication. -'The Soiasrset Herald li pu ui.l.(.- !ensry e-lucmay Ntiruu.. at p. r ammo., il wiJ ia advance otherwise will tuianably.leciL.rg,-d. .. N stulw.-iipuoa mil rt uif-uaunard ami! all . TcirA.-s are plil up. Postmaster neglecting li) notify when wtl.-rpert do rKd'ti.ke out fiHr papers will tie hcl.iliat.lc I..T the !u!.scrlHion. Su'.sexiboTs" rcuiuvltig Irmu one Postoftlcet an other. bIi.hiI J give us the" name of the former at t M s the i-rescnt orftce Atddre Somerset Printing Company, ' . ' " "3Hf I. SOl LL, ' Ruloet Maakger. Engine Cardt. V H. PlPSTLETHWalTE, ATToHNEI . at Law.SoineTaet.Pa. Prol. l l " trf rcpecituuy olicited and punctually atieoa- ii'ii.i.im h kooNTZ. ArToKNET AT Law Pa., mil g prompt c- i ;d the -a-l'-inli.i 5mc io rlnun n.-ra-c fci. k Somerset. Pennn. - . la-tivi. 11 AY. ATTOKN'EY AT LAW au l 'tiwiiirMleie.-'HB.wv, Pa., will . . ,P-j i, S u,iiira .ciimu.led t bu car wlU . H..iuiU4a(ul IblaiUlf. an. 1'J-IJ. J. ATTOKNKi at uw, H.. 1H.L Pal ' Proles.!.. nI bortness entri-ted Ui uiy I e attended tow Kti romptaeu and bdelity. a. li. iiwutt. w. h. ai-rrax. ATTOKNEVS AT t i iiii All basilic. iiruit n theircarewlil ur Fiwivlilv ami piiiK-taiiily a!tiHti ' ' ,u,n. aAiu jiiuu Crti Bir.'t, opjrtta Ibe . vXauiuHk lil'Aa. . - . . .i i .. . . I mix If. CKU ATTOKN fcY AT LA W, StlM .1 ewt. Pa., will i.Prt.ly awn.l Uall ' ci'tru.!-a t" hiuu ..Miila-y aiivawe.luuwiUucttoB lc. odiceia liauitaaUi bnlldiuH. " ArTi 'KXET AT LAW, s.im.TMU P- OlBce. Mammntli Bln.-k.u. '" niraji'ia Main Croaa St. C.ll-tt ma.K tvTitct titief Ai'aioM, aatad kit MtylHul oc'is atlouiciS tu wifh immiiiCTS anil B-ieiity. lulyli . v . ... H.HX. KIMMEK ATTCKNEY AT LAW, .1 S,.uiewU P.. will allw toall l-iu-inr-trusl.1 to in, care in S.u. net lJ a.l!"iui.x ruQU ue, .x pro.-..,u. 1 ndUlJ. Ota l Mam- L vUrc si-uri.l.iTTURKET ATLAW -. titttoa in MaoninutlJ itluca.. J " e.wT-aL.aiTH.t rxVL .saiTHaB. -'AITHER OAITHER, Attnroeyt at Law, li boni-nett Peao'a. AD I""'1""'1.. (,,,a1LI) i.ii:Mu. UIUo. u Bri Bl-ck, U. t-nrs. ,lo. 4 T- ,ir J. Th. U B4ER, ATTOKXEYS 1 AT L V W, Sumeraet, Pa., will imwti In ! ,rU; aul a.i:unin: eouni.ea. Ail l.iiai o trustwi tu them wOl t pruiupUy attcnJcJ to. I AW NOTU'E. Alexander H. Oofiroth hat . rcume.ltuei.ractt- 'w i s",ut,'l. Id b. -4. "U. TO UN U. !?COTT, " ATTORNEY AT LAW. S..mer-t Pa. DITtee up ttaim In lla ItViek. AiU.u-n.ri.ii ,trul.- I" hi rare alt. ude.l to H U .riiiiiue and Udeliiy. no K. MILLER ha pern auently 1. ,n Herlinl-rtlia praetK ! I.u pn ti.O.x! ...iw CUarle. kriuntt r t ura. ai.r. 'Ttt. DK II. BSI H.XKEK tender proreMlnoal uv. I m in reaideno. w ul lb net H.'iise. E. M. K1MMI.L l.loiiraiiru.-.- .liotne, aud .c..o.-rt w. .mujw - Vr. . 'mi Jd pui, a d - ot the Olade Hji. DP,. .m4 inlneeter. Hl.k. -P,'"' mirrelee.aattlltinieal- found i.n-red to do ?ll kmdT eu. bat hlliu. rea-uiatiBK. ei t"t& AiPv.l teeih...Ukin.ld of tie lStu.arlal..i. rt.d. tljrtM.t warranted. S. GOOD,. PIJfSlCIAX fc SURGEOX, T-lrri.'B In Mammoth Bloeli s4'7? rtlMV.M. MAUT1N, l r komki:si-:t. ia. . l . (a r..1Iaf l.rwV- Hr.r .'eeral year, "r"" - Artln. i.l tre;i. ine-rie.. :'""'- - ' . ,1 II, rn.HU. -.. , ,.v-, ,.M .n. idi to an entire act. ,o,r am ui toe wo.m-T.el H.e. Satl'tacll. auaranleed i..i.....dr,.itr officer aprU -wM. cox.x-.risrs, IIKXTIST, om-e al Te tH-l-r h Frett aiore. 8 ,'rced ll e .Ae 4 nih.1al teeth f " t'1" T..etant lucre..ii.e demand .teei hat in -,1., ni larillliet that I ran l' In the laM ntieea jvt "Vf " ".ke o..1 eu of ljrh at lower prlcr, than y. " i irel Iheui In anr other place iu thia "'' -h"u.. mak.iut a- ."d " t" "' d ' I Lave ma.!. Wctht. that U nol it.vltw a-. .! a. t Macti.. il.cy can .-all . me at any lime and get a new art tree of chance. marl A G. MILLEU, afurtwtlve t-r ac'.lve practice la tnanamne, na tleof in Vine, and ten4rm hl pr..tri.l r rl. to t.e citit l S-Huerae: .d H.on. a!r he oaa he eonaulted at all timet unipr-;-Jiii.llyeni!d- calif prooipUy answered, dec. li, My. JOHN" BILLS, 'dentist. t.ce In Colfrvth h NcfTs new hull.lll.t:. Main 0 Street. Ssimcmet, Pa. n.ivll . . iut . ir . - i A KTI VIC A L TEETH!! J. V. YI TZY, DEI. TIST DALE CITY, .omtrut C., Fa., nth. UI Tetth, wa: anieJ to 1 f the -err t a!r Lil'.like a.d i.in.ls.ne, ln-ned in the lX . vle PaVti.ull Ktenti-ei l-W to the prea irtj the u.tur.1 teeth. tho wl, bu,K to evn,uit me I.T letter, ca da to ny euei.in ttarnp Addr5 aeaUr TpM' HU, jiuiX UU l i'i!;To. tt ataUiim attiici.ed. janrS i) IAM0ND HOTEL. airovsTotvx r. NAMl'U. Cl:wi'I lAi, 1'i-oprie-tor. TU uctnlar an.1 W'il a.-wn houae l at aU t!u..aiL14e i-...i.nr.a: pl Ut the travelinc i.ai.iU-. a'.ie and K. ui Bret-lM. Hood eta-l-.-.i dMiiv tor Jol.uttowa and tt..tiie.t . marlL jx... m es. ifffWlf a JPHN HICKS & SON, WiMKltfJ-Vl', iA ., And Real Estate Brokers. rmai afc.. dcairrU. a.iLIy or etch.nye r mr.wMmit a:li hn-l ; u. thrir e.lTui4reu rrc'iMer the diT.pi. ilirTT.M. u no eh. me k u..o ur.WM iwl or rmled. Kaal eal haailH.t rBeriiy w.:il jeiu4l aUead! to. augl. II OMES 011 ALL i ; .o l ul. .aoal aitlila tne rrwrn Ol e- I e-v jl-'. tu.lua.rl.-at tn.tlvio.ual, noueea. w". tarticvMi- lauda Boorral tauo. buluiuat tou, Ac.', la iH.rtiii pan :l ty. fa parota a I rrosj npe-hmrt h H an acre up to Lit acre. 1 1 Ir. wuruu-X Tciuov-onc il:th la hand aad th balance tu lea raai annual payments, properly trcared. M-u aerd applv a ho It not at eoi-cr aa l lm't rM kaMta. t all tuts, at . the rvfwrtic will m tut rent tf hvt i J. . TV A' .' A .' Jr. till ni-t .lor.at.lr aad 1 l.r Ita.rllii, t.ui.l- a...i 1- ru.i.u. ut '--f'1'" .Mfced with tlie If. At h.rl - l atuWi t illcn:ln.H- to l.mfiheu w.th the ti.e market TVT.r. jira Icbia D.WEYAND. aaBajawaaeBBaaBBBBBaBBBaa --r-- .-.--. .. , y...-;.7. g.dfcvw? ajHr . ; ts "w.3?-.-t.;cf-;K' The Sooie.rset , - . . -. - . .s ,- ... ' ' ' ' ' VOL. XXV. NO. 15. ' Bank ii . JOMSTOWN SAYINGS BANK, 120 CLINTON STREET, . 4 ; JOHKSTOWN, PA. .' Chartered September 11. Mil. rvpn itt reoelr e.. ul allruiuii uut lera tiiaaune duller, i'lvaont rate o! mtoreat u ir ceut. lnterett le dae in tlw nwutha ol J una and Deceniwr. ami if not wHlj.intwn w ad.ied U the deu. tbut emuKia dinif mm a year without iruordinic thedepiwl UT i call or ev- to piwnt the itep.it taadt. ' Muni-v l.mned un real elate. - pnMerenee, with lltwral rate, and luox time, icleea U hnnulen uT trruiK bmt ttMmxagoe un Unus w,jrth lour or more tiuien the atnouut ol loan desired. Uaod reler ence. -r:c tiURa.kc, raire.l.. , Thif connn-ation la excluatvely a Sartnr Bank. Xoeoiuuien-ial deposits receiTe.1 . n.r ulacimuu matte. Mo Iniii iwraonal aexwity. . Jikink a;.pluiiion l,.r Iwrruaert. ilet of the rule, .l-y-iawa and fpeetul law relaunt; totue bank Mnl to any addrvM reueated. TntBTaia. Jet o.prr, l.arld Dlbert, C. B. Eiiis A.J. Hawea. F. W. Ha, John Luwmaa, I. H. Li sly. Daniel 3di Laughlin, 1. J. Murreii, Iewlpiiti. II. A. li.ici. Umral Snpa. (Jeo. 1. Swank, Jauna Mcmueo, Jamea.Vurley and W. W. W af er. llaniel J. Morrell, Pretdnt: Frank Plhert, Treasurer; Oyrut Elder, Solicitor. oovU. J. 0. KI3I3IEL & SOXS, Sacoftrri to Schell & Kimmel, SOMERSET, PA. Accounts of Merchants and oth er Business People Solicited. Drafts negotiable in all parts of the Coun try for sale. Money loaned and Collections made. JW114 Cambria County BANK, AY". K:35IM & CO., SO. CSS MAIS STREET. JOHNSTOWN.PA., Ileury Schnable'l Brick Hui' linn. A (Jenrntl Banking Business TiaMSACtt-d. lran and Oold and Silrer bouicht and tnld. t'cll-clloiif maile in ail pane of the l'nite.1 State and:aual4. liuere.1 alloweu at menueoi ia wrmit.iermnuu. If left BiK m.thf or lotlKer. btwcial arranKemenu mi.li with Guardian and otherf. nil. h..ld inooeyi in trutu aprll lfr-aft. JOHN DIBERT. JOHN D. ROBERTS. JOHN DIBERT & CO., BANKERS, mm MAIN DTD FMEIH STREETS, JOHNSTOWN, PA. Ipc-wttuta of Merchants and oilier butiineM people l lett ed. Draft nesottalale la all 5artM of the country Tor tutle. lontr Ixiined and Colleetlon Made. Interent at tbe rate of Six ler cent, per annnnt al lowed on Time Iepolti. Satlnn UeDOHit Hooka ItHtn ed, and Intercut t oniponnded Semi-annually when delred. A U.'in'ral Iianktng iSiihint-sn l ntnif-icura. Feb. 10. Tttacco ail dps, VtOlDUll AKnakTAIL, J. II. Zimmerman, Hxn Cross St, Somerset, Peana. The bent of clrart of diftereiit brand., manufac tured by Itiauell. ot the choH al loiee.. Three elaai. rat. a. 4 twexcelted by any in the mar ket. One ol tbe K-ks of rheainax t.rfaeeo ever twourhl to Someraru Price to ault the timet. janae Cook & Beerits' FAMILY GROCER! Flour and Feed STORE. We would mt retrt fully annnre to oar frirudc and the hl c irencraiiy. u. me wn am. Tieiuity ot S-aaeract, that we hare opened ear XewStore oa MAIN CROSS JSTREE7 And u addhloa to o lull line of the beat Confectioneries, -otlons. Tobaccos, Cisant. c, We will endeavor, at all trmea, U aI'ly JW -tomert atth the BEST QUALITY OF FAMILY FLOUR, C0HXMEAL, Q4TS,S!iELlEf CORN, OA TS 1 C0KX CHOP, BRA S MUHLISGS ftn.1 .riM-vthir. ikartlalnf to ttv F! lepmrt meat &t lb LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES. CASH 0NL Y. Alan, well ealerted nuek of (Hatewate; Stoaewaia. Woialeawara, Brathet ot al kindt, aaa STATIONER'S Wnleh we wiU tell at cheap at the cheapest. be .ti;ne.I rtv.ai y.mr oaa ju.iguieni. Dcot forjet where ft MJ Oa Jt KHi CBUKS Strati. laomeracV Pa. et. . ur'i NAUGLE Xala St- Sc HOUSfl! :er3t, Pa., FRED XAIGLE, Pro'p. The proprietur hat lately pun-hated aad greatly hxpr ved thit dc.in.Ne pro-ny, fumUhmc li aiita entire new faraitare that making it oae af or raudeet outuaa ta the State. . . . . . : - .. . Tablet are' alway rujitied With the rboieeat tiaadt the auarket aflorvta. Lrc aad enctao.nnat ttabileg tt attached m taithfai aad atteatrve aottiert alaayt ta at- Boarder Ukea by the week, day, or aveal. liar alwayt taplid with th rhotceet Ikaon. Jaly 1. W0 New Advertisements. MARK THESE FACTS! .... TIIE TESTIMONY OF TI1E WHOLE WOULD. , ' HOIXOWAY'S OINTMENT Bad Lrare, Batel Breat,Saveaanil t'leera AHdearTlptlonof t.p are remediable by the proper and ailhieBt uae of. thi. ' IneMlmabie pro parati.ui. To atteina to cure had leg by platter lnjt tlx clircol the w.mrHl aFetner is a loliy : lor thould the akiu ttnito. a boaKy diaeaaed eouui ti.m remain, underueath to brvak out with tea- hld lury In a tew dart. The only rational and tu.-ee.iul treatment, at iudicate.! by nature it to redacethe inilamatl.4i hi and about the wovnd aud to touthe the Beiifitborina; part by ru!4inK in Plenty oi ttieiitntmeui a. aati i. lorevu into meai. i In will cause tbe u.alltrnant humors t I drain- e.1 vn-tiaia -uia aard, . awoilea, and uiaouiorct Peru round atwut the wound, tore, or ulcer, and when theae haiDon.arereatovail.thewoundttbeui. telvt will mo heal : warm bread and water poul- t Ice a rolled nrer the alle d p.rtt, alter the Ulntmt-nt hat len well rubtd in. will touthe and toftea the aameand areatlyawitt the cure. There it a decri.uon ol ulcer, n aud f arum, wnica need not be named here, attendant upi the lol- Iks of youth, an.1 lor which this Ointment It or a-en'Jy recommended at a torereixn remedy, in curiua: such puiaunout eurea it never falls to re store the system to a -healthy state If the PlUt be take, aorurdiug to the printed iojuraeUont. Ol piker la. llceratetl ftara Tbraat, a4 Scarlet at! axkar f eaera. Any of the abort disease may ha cured by well rubbiux the t Hutment three utnea a day into the chest, tnroat, aud neck .! tbe aitient ; It wtll a.ai Mmetraie, and give Immediate relief.- Medicine taken by the mouth must operate up. i the whole trsiem ere itt lnhaeace eau be tell In any l.cal part, whereat the Ointment will do itt work al once. W hoever trlt-t the unguent In the above manner tor tbedisear8 namtMi, or any limilar .lit. onlert anectina- the ci.esi aad throat, will nnd themselves relieved as by a charm. Atl tutlerert Irom l hete eomptaiol t lioald enveh.pe tbe throat at oeuiiuie in a lance orea.1 ana water troiiice. al ter the Ointment hat been well nilfhed in : it will areatty asaiat tbe cure of tbe throat and chest. lo allay tlw lever and lessen the Innamatioa. eight or ten Pillt should be taken night aud morning. The ointment wui pruluce perspira tion, the arand essential In all cases ot levers, tore thpwta. or where there miirhl be an oppres sion of the cheat, either Irom asthma or other causes. Pllea, Flalala. Klrlrlarra. The alkive class. f nimplatnlt will la? removed by niirhtly fomentintt the parts with warm water, jnd tnen'by moat ellectual rubbtnr in ilie Oinl menu Persottt suderina tn.4u ihcae direlul enn- Idaiutt thouid l.e Dot a m.anent In arrest Ina: tneir pnreM. It tnjuid be underttood mat it la n suhlcient merely to smearthe Ointment ontbe altected pant, but it mutt be well rubbed In lor a considerable time twovr three times a day, that it may be taken Into tbe tyttem. whence it will re move any hidden tore or wound aa ellectaally as though pa)aile lothe eye. There aaln bread and water poultk-e. after Ihe ral.ldna; fn of the Ointment, will do icreat tervice. Till it the only sure treatment rT tewale. rates ol cancer ta the at.Hnaea, or where there may be general ocarina; down. I aal 1 arret lotra mf Yaath ) Sarea aaa lleera. Bletehea, at altotwellrnK, can with certainty, be railicully cured it Ui Ointment be used freely, aud the Pills taken niitht and tnornin;. at recom mended in thepriate.1 intlru.rti..ns. M hen treat ed In anvother wav they onlv dry up in one place l hreak out in another : .whereat Uile Oinlateul will ri'tnove the liumorfpm the system, and leave the patient a vrKon-u' and healthy bemtr. It will require time wiui the atrol the Pills to toetire a Uutint; cure. . jjrapalral Maelllat;. raralyala, aatl fttltrjalata. Allhouch th above 11 ' ' its Jitter tsiiUly in fft'.f ts Jitter tsiiUly their armia aaa aaoe Pre .vioey miuire l oca e prf-vthey rciuire k treatment. Manv ot the worst ease, of tuea di traaee, will yield la a comparatively short spaoe of time wheu ihu Ointment isdiiiigently rubbed into the parts altected, even alter every other means have tailed. In all tenoat maiauiet ine rim (tumid I taken acourting to the printel direction aerouipaniug earn oox. Hath Ikr Ointmmt eaa Pillt tknlt br aara following rear . ftld Iegs. Bad Hreu'ts, hurna, Iiuni.ais, Bile of Moeche- toes and San.i- Flles, I'oco-bay. t'liiogo-t....t, t'oms (soft), Rueuraatitm, Ifanrert, Scald", Oontracted and , Sure r ipplet, Mill Jolt.U, 1 liroata. Klfdiantiatia, Skin Innate, Scurvy, Sore Hea.lt, , Tumors, 1 1 leers, . Wounds, Yawa, ritnulaa. l lout. Ulaadular Swellings, fbllt'lalnt. iumnago. Chapped hands Piles, C ACTIOS t None are genuine uele-s the signature J. Hito.d k, at attent i.mt the t'uitea Siatea, aarroandt each ha ol Piiit and Ointment. A haudaaae reward will be given to any ene rea dering saeh information as may lead to tlie deteo uoaoi any party or panic eountrrlei'.ing the medicine or vending the same, knowing them to be srtiriout. ..S..I.1 al the Manufactory ol Profetaor HL O.WAT a i'.v.. New Y.k. and hyall reswi'tai.le llraaais'san.! llealersin Mciicine throughout the eiv itiaed w.rrld, in pott at cent, ti ceuit, and 1 each. avThere hi oonthlerable taviBg by taking tbe larger site. X. B. Directions Ut the guidance of patient a every ditaarder are athxod to each pot. June 1-4. h. O. W. E. fl. WITH SOUSE, HSHTSTONE & Ca 285 Bait. St., Baltimore, M. D., Wool J rrjrfiertfallT k the Birrhnts of Sower t cuuut't tu isncf bin their onlr Ut NOTIONS, FURNISHING AND FANCY GOODS. asaring thrm tatlractlon both at rrganlt price and out Illy of goods. The merchant, visiting Baltimore are urgently re.ueNled 1. call and see me before makiax purrbaset. CLATE ROflfS, Tboae who apt low budding hotue abuald know th it It cheaper In the hai; run to imt on Slate Hoof! than tin or shingle, alal will last forever, aad aovepairt are rvuutred. Miate give the pur est water tor otuertit. Slate I hre pn.f. r.very grgid bmae hou)d have a Slate tool. I ne anaer signed la located la Iwmberlaad, ahere he hat a good supply of Peachbottom I Buckingham SL A T E tar root. m. lite veer beat arti.4e. He will UBdcr uke to pal alate Kuoit uo Hoate. pal. lie and pri vate. ptrrt. au. either In town er owntry at the loweat prluoa,aa4 la warrant them, fall aad lee him nr ad.ire. him at hi. I .Are. No. lie Baltinvn Street Oamaeriaaa, Md. Orders may be left with NOAH OASEBEEK, Agent, Somerset, Pa. Wa. H. SutrLCT. Airl th, 7. " ' ' MING, fllANSE & CO, Merchant Tailors, Aavil Maavuiaotuaeaw el Gent's. Youth's and Bays, " " ' .FiGia4 121 M Mtl Uet, etjnter nfth Arefjae, PITTSBURGH. WARDWELL SOMERSET, THE CIAXT riXX. IFromlbeSwcdifh.J Kvt.cratMK rou-Aatt. On the Ulil of the Saint, In olden time. In the terrible, froien. aorthern clime Where the Vlkhurt reijrned, waa a giant Muni, Who Itari hit residence endargrround. The rnoti St. Lawrence from Saxony came To apeak a word In bit master's same. . On every hill did hit pulpit ataad. For there were no then-he in all th land. Said tbe Giant ! ' " Tis surely a doubtful .a That to irreat a (rod hat no worth y Ihrlne, Aa.l I myself will a temple make Tbe mightiest thunderbolt cannot ahakc. 1 in oae condition." And then a pause For the Oiant mott tiuly a saving clause. Thlt trifling reward I may surely elaim. That when it It finished you tell my same. ' "If not" and the Giant looted irrini aaJ stern Tour forfeit than be tboae torchet that earn In yonder heaven. I've watched them thine. And Sooner or tatter they tauxi la mine f' ' ".Had Pagan !" SU Lawrence exclaimed. "In . . 1 vain Do yon hope the tun and the moon to gain. Where God hat plated them their light slut 11 stand, . To bleat tlie dweller in every land,' "Well,1 laughed the Ulant, " 'tit rather bad. That what I covet cannot be had. Hut, if your God my request denies, Give me, Instead, then, your own two eyes." ..That will 1 do '." said the man of God. ' For the love of Christ may be spread abroad And the tinner won to a height of grace. Though a blind man be in the preacher's place, The site was choeen, the Compact made, The comer-Monet In their placet laid. And rapidly by tbe Giants power. The mighty temple arose each hour. 'Be strong bthiga! Oye walls r criel he. ' My nam to tilts muok iti.lt a aecret he, . And uelore the mooa In her lull net ria My daughter shall play with hi starry eye. He tits oa tbe mot, and he taught and be singt. Its yet the tower gigantic spring. "My mk," says the Giant, "is almoet done. And I shall be paid by the act of the sun." On the lllll of the Saint, with a aaddeoed gate. SC Lawrence stand, and with calmness tayaj "OLord! these eyet thou hast given to me I joyfully sacrifice unto thee." Thea rose a voice aa the thunder's roar Tbe like had never been heard before ; And tt shook the earth wilh a mighty three. Surging an J f welling from far below. "Slo-p sweetly. Solve, my little ton," It f .ul tor the temple it almost done ; An 1 your father Etna will be tare to make A pretty bargain lor your tweet take. And dear little QerJa, my daughter fair, What wonderful jewelt you may wear ! For your father Finn, when the tun It set, Till summon Su Liwrence to pay bit debt 'Finn ! cried the Saint, and a fierce grimace At once distorted the Giant's face. As into the crypt he went with a rush, Peterniined the temple straightway to crush. And wife and children press hard and share In the Gtaut'i rage. In hit grim detpair. Rut One It ajtamtt them, and toon, e'erthrown. The mighty monster are tamed t ttrae. On the II ill of the Saints tbe temple tun.lt. And th Word U scattered o'er-all the lan-lt. Who opposes, (led an.1 expect to win iiatthatc '.he.fa- a roi or oset. Ezra Elden was ia love with Clars bcodder; aod ooie times in tbe mo ments of great exaltation (or be was a modest youth, as every true lover should be be bad dared to think that she did not frown upon bis passion. But Clara was tbe squire's daughter and an heiress; while Ezra was but a small farmer, and sc far from suc cessful iu that pursuit, tbat it seemed absurd as well as impossible, tbat be should aopire to tbe band of tbe love ly Miss Scudder, who had been court ed in vain even by fine city gentle men. So be bad sighed and cast longing looks from bis place in tbe choir (wbere be sang io a fine tenor voice on Sundays) into tbe squire's pew; and more than once be thought pretty Clara blushed brightly and be knew well enough tbat she always smiled sweetly; and ber voice, when she spoke to bim, had a caressing sound; and altogether ber manner to ward bim was not discouraging. But Ezra would not be encouraged. He felt tbat it was useless for bim to as-k the squire for bis daughter's band uoless be bad a good pot of money ia tis owa band with wbicb to back bis proposal. So, instead of rying to compass tbe desired end by increased industry be neglected bis little farm more iban before, and spent bis w bole time ia wishing tbst be could find a pot of money somehow, in the manner of tbe old fashioned stories at tbe foot of a tree; under the foundation of bis bouse. I believe be would even bave sought for it at the end of tbe rainbow, like tbe boy in the nursery rhyme, if be bad been told there was a good chance ot find ing it there. Suddenly a rumor fpread abroad that a wonderful gipsy bad appeared, who was telling people fortunes that came true in the most remarkable manner, and 6.11 the country side was ia a state of excitement oa tbe sub- Meet. Sbe was of somewhat exclusive character, this madam ipsy, ana could only be consulted ia a certain place, io the shadow of a wych-elm, in tbe open air, and during certain hours these hours being between it e last rays of tbe declining sua, and ibe first shadows of tbe coming night. Of course tbe rumor of the gipsy's marvelous fortune telling reached Ezra. Elder,, and eqaaliy of course, be was much exercised in mind con cerning i'. lie louna out tbe place wbere tbe fortaae teller divined these fair fortunes; and one evening, after watcliog tbe sua slowly disappear behind tbe western bills, be repaired. tbiiber, s ealibily and a (ittle afraid uf meeticg t.ara tkadder somewhere a tbe vicinity, fur tbe wyca-eim was just op tbe further side of squire's farm. However, Le met do one; ex cept a berried eqoinel fast speeding to its home, and it was even more scared at being met than Ezra was, so be hastened to tbe wych-elm, and there, tore enough, was madam gipsy, siiliog curled up against the trauk, and locking precisely aa if sbe was waning fur him. ft be was a very old woman, bent almost double; ber lined and wrinkled face waa tbe color of butternut, and tbe tangles of ' ber hair bung in elf-tike, grizzled locs about ber brow and over ber 'checks; ;but ber black eyes bad wonderful brilliancy and such a keeo look that they seemed to sea right tbrougb, him. She waa wrapped ia a tattered old scarlet cloak, and a hood of the same was drawn well over ber bead. She gave a quick nod to Ezra, and motioned him to take a seat at ber feet, wbicb be did with his . heart thumping as if he were before the Del E8TAB 11 SHED, 18 9V. PA., WEDNESDAY, phic oracle.'-. And when she spoke he bad to bead his head and listen very attentively, for not only did sbe mut ter, ber woria in a very toothless rasbion, bat tbe spoke in so low a tone tbat he had some difficulty in bearing ber.-.; Bat be made out tbat she said: t "I was expecting yoo my son, and I know what you come for;" and then sbe held outa band even more butter nut than bctface a shaking and t emu lous band; and Ezra made haste to cross the palm with silver, that being, as be knewjlbe time honored custom. This happened before we bad begun the return to. specie basis; and silver was scarce, hut Ezra had in his pock et a half dollar piece with a bole ia it. and a cross drawn on iu face. wbicb he ba4 kept many years for luck. So, aa there could be no more auspicious occasion than tbe present lor using it, be timidly placed it a tbe gipsy's band, and again bent Lis ear attentive! to liMen to ber unin telligible mumbling. 1 know the desire of your heart, my pretty gorlleman, said tbe gipsy. It is a certain maiden not a hondred miles away, only you have the faint heart tbat seldom wins a fair lady. But if you ctiuld find a pot of money, your spirit would be bolder. Listen to me, and obey me, and you shall bave your wish." . Ezra did listen, with all his ears, and as you ntey suppose, they were just then pretty long and wide, aod capable of taking in a large amount. lou must dig up every foot of land you posset," proceeded tbe gipsy; "you musn t grow weary in your searcb-a-you must dig and dig, continuously and plant and harvest. and dig again, if necessary; and, mark my words, before a verv long time, you will find tbe pot of money, and tbe maiden will be yours." Kzra listened with faith, and de parted with joy in his heart. He ful filled the fortune teller's i junctions so well, tbat all tbe country side took to talking of him after tbe gipsy dis appeared. He not only dug, but be ploughed and sowed and harrowed ; be seemed taken witu a sudden mania for farming tjod work, wbicb before bad seemed distasteful aDd monoto nous, now, tbat be bad an object in view, was fall of excitement and n teres t. At first be dug and dug, looking for bie pot of money; but as it did not turn up, be continued to dig, full of faith, and growing every daymore interested in bis own ef forts. I "What on forth has srot into Ezra Elden?" ake) the neighbors, one of another.', Vly has be taken to working like all possessed? He's hired a man, too, and the pair of 'em are at it fronrtbe first dawn of day Iicrfat to nitrhtTall." " --o .. : '. -...!, L. , L.. "Wbaiever (tas got into mm ne it? going to have tbe best crops of tbe year," answered one. "iucsy lei- low. Just when there a going to be a rise in Soar, too, and he bas no end of wheat growing, and in splendid condition." 'Wby, Clara, isn't that Ezra El- den'a farm?" asked the squire as bis daughter one day drove him past it, u her pretty ponj carriage. ' "l es sir," returned Clara, with a faint pink stealing into ber clear, pale beek. 'Has some one else farmed it then?" abked the stiuire. "There isn't another farm around here lit to compare with it." Tbe pink in C lara s cbeek deepened to a lovely crimson. "O, no, papa," sbe said soltly, "it seems Ezra Mr. Elden, bas just de veloped a sudden talent for farming, And a very first rate talent, I should say," said the old gentleman. A man who can show such a farm as tbat, can bold bis bead as bigb as any one," Clara's eves glowed and sparkled. She touched her ponies lightly; and ber bappy thought rnsbed off into tbe future at a pace to rival even their fast trotting As the neighbors bad foretold, Ezra Elden b. d particularly fine crops tbat season; and bis success at farm. ng having also developed bis com mercial ability, be sold all be bad to sell to excellent advantage. " ell, said Ezra, as be counted is gains, and tied them securely in is money bag, "I haven't found my pot of money, but this little pile is not to be despised, and I shall keep on. By George! I wonder if this is what tbe old gipsy meant." Ezra bad some time on bis bands now for dreaming; and he took to sighing for Clarra once more, but ia a much mire hopeful spirit. "I will speak to her father," be thought; and if be gives me encour agement I will ask Clara, plump, if sbe will marry me." Now some young men would, bave thought it safer to win tbe daughter's consent first; bat Ezra was too honor able for that 'ljf the squire won't have me," he said to himself, "it's no nse to ask Claca. She would never disobey ber father. I shouldn't care half as much for her if she would." So he took bis money bag in his band and sought the presence of squire Scudder. Tbe tquire sat reading a volume ot tbe Fickvt ick papery in bis b&ndsome old fashioned parlor; and being in a very genial mood, be received Ezra with tbe moat encouraging kindaese, and listened to all be bad to say wi'h a benignant smile. ' It is not a great deal," concluded Ezra, holding np bis' money bag, "lilt there's plenty more where 1 found this sir." "And pray where did you find it, Mr. Alden?" asked tbe squire, rather taken back "At tbe roots of my wheat and barley," answered Ezra; adding, with a laugh, "To tell the troth, sir, I con sulted a fortune teller, and she told me to dig and dig, and. would, cer tainly find a pot of money. I haven't found, it yet, but I intend to keep on digging, and I don't doubt but I s'.all find it by and by." Squire Scudder burst into a hearty lacgb; and kindly patted Ezra on tbe shoulder. "I don't doubt bat you will my lad," he said, cheerily. "Honest in dustry ia the best pot of money any young man ever found. As for Clara, you can talk over that matter with herself she's sitting there by SEPTEMBER 30 1S7G. tbe window, bidden behind tbe cur tain." Now, tbat was dreadful mean of tbe Squire, not to have given Ezra a bint of Clara's presence before; but be didn't mean it. It seems quite impossible for these old gentlemen to realize bow serious auch matterr are to boys and girls. Squire Scudder rose with a nod and a smile, and went away, leaving Kz a in d;re confusion starmg at tbe. window curtains; and wishing tbe floor would open and swallow bim. Hut it didn't. Instead tbe window curtains opened and a lovely young lady stepped out from them. "So, Mr. Elden," she said, coming forward, "iou consulted tbe fortune teller, too?" "0, Miss Scudder, Clara, you bave bea;d everything," stammered Ezra sinking into tbe chair, from wbicb be bad risen in bis first consternatiou.J "What a terrible fool you must think me!" "But I don't I bave great confi dence in tbat gipsy's predictions " "Then you consulted her, too," asked Ezra. "Dozens of times sbe beguiled me of all my small silver.' 'Well, she got but a single piece from me, tbat s some comfort, said Ezra, recovering somewhat, and ven turing to laugh slightly. "Was it anything like this?" asked Miss Scudder, producing one from ber pocket and holding it toward Ezra on tbe palm of ber band like cream. Ezra looked and started and gave a little cry. It wa9 his own lucky laughing, blushing face; and there for the silver piece. He glanced into tbe first time be looked straight into Clara Scudder's eves. They were very, very dark, and wonderfully brilliant; but this time tbey did not seem to 1. ok through him, they sank before bis glance and veiled them selves under lovely, long black lasbes. "0, Clara?" murmerei Ezra; "you were the gipsy?" "Of course I was." "Aid you knew I loved you all the time?" "Ot course I did, you Foolish boy that's wby I bad to invent a way of telling you so." Oil WAKHIXCTOW LETT Eat. Washington, D. C, Sept 7, 18T6. THE CAPITOL BlILHISG THBOWX OPtJ.w TO CEXTENNIAL1TES ATTORNEY GENERAL'S INSTRUCTIONS TO THE L. S. MARSHALS "HOW ABOUT SUP PaKSSI.NU THI ADMITTED 'LAWLESS ELEMENT' " AN ATTEMPT TO CATCH THE SOLDIERS' AND SAILORS VOTES: It is generally known- t'-at at - tbe opening of the Centennial Exposition at Philadelphia there was quite a spir ited controversy ia and outside of the Commissions, as to whether the exhi bition should be accessible to tbe pub lic on Sundays. It was finally de termined that the gates should be closed on tbat day of tbe week. It is not clear tbat this action ia in ac cordance with the wishes of the ma jority of tbe people of tbe country. Many, if not a majority, bold tbat to visit tbe display of tbe works of na ture and art, leading men's thoughts up from both to tbe Great Author aud Artificer, is a means of religious instructions compared with wbicb pulpit preaching is insignificant. Dut such has not been tbe view of tbe Centennial Commission. Hence tbe gates have been shut to tbe outside world on the first day of tbe week. In contradistinction to tbis decision of tbe-authorities having charge of tbe Centennial Exhibition, tbe Ser geant at-arma of tbe Senate and House, and the Architect of tbe Cap itol, have directed tbat the Capitol Building be kept open on Sundays, Irom v a. m. to 4 p. ni. to Centennial visitors only. It is also contended tbat other places of interest to visitors should be accessible on tbat day, to the same class of people. If the for mer action be right there would seem to bo no good reason why tbe latter suggestion should not be adopted, and a uae argument wouia leau ns to a decision tbat it would be proper for tbem to reverse their resolve, and to open tbe gates of tbe International Exhibition on Sundays, so tbat tbe masses, who compose the industrial class of tbe community and who la bor six days of tbe week, may have ibe opportunity of being instructed on the seventh. Tbe issuance by At torney General Taft of bis letter of instructions to tbe United States Marshals is the signal for a fresh out burst of indignation on tbe part of tbe Democracy. They call it anoth er Republican outrage on tbe people of the South, and denounce it as sim ply another election serving dodge by wbicb it is hoped to carry a few of the doubtful Southern States for Hayes and Wheeler. Among those fully aware of tbe true condition ot affairs in tbe South there ia no hesi tation in saying tbat without tbe support of tbe United States troops there is not a marshal in any part of tbe South who would be able to car ry out tbe Attorney General's in structions It is not necessary to go very for South to reach a district where to be known as a Republican is to be a man spotted and despised by all of an opposite faith. At a re cent meeting in Alexandria, Ya., un der the dome of tbe Capitol of the nation, as it were, caned lor tbe purpose ot ratifying- the Republican nominations, tee speakers were not only lrequeotly interrupted by shouts and yella from rebel throats," bat ere the close of tbe meeting stones, eggs, and each like, ' were burled at the stand occupied by tbe speakers. ' If such scenes as tbis can be witnessed so near what may we not look for a ivuo lu.vuct uu. XIow about suppressing the admit- ted "lawless element," when the "bet-out early and bad not returned. The ter part of tbe Southern people" are man had called often and seemed on set at defiance, and we see this mis-'eaty that abe bad not returned, creant Butler, aa be, baa done sec- :Towards evening she returned and ond and a third time, lead several inauired if that monsieur had beea hondred armed men, into a Republic an gathering, and in defiance ot cus tom and. law, by force of numbers taken possession of the same; and, backod by a lawdefyiog, traitorous following, subject those peaceably gathered there to listen to coarse. vulgar denunciations ol men ana measures, that, if, returned In kind, Her ale would bave bten promptly answered by tbe bo wie kaife and rifle? Does it look like "suppressing tbe lawless element" when Tenor, tbe leader of tbe Wbite Liners who style them selves "Ytcksburg Modocs," bas been appointed by the Democratic govern nor of Mississippi chairman of tbe Registers of Election in VicksburgT Does it not look like encouraging ihem rather when W. H. yuincy, oue . i t A .(! ot tue Anuersonvuie gate Keepers, i selected to read the resolutions at a New York city Democratic mass meeting? Wbeo tbe Jackson Clari on tbe organ of Lamar utters : "No impartial person can read tbe reports of the affair without approving the conduct of tbe whites" at Hamburg? When Wade Hampton, formerly a large owner of slaves and tbe most cruel master in tbe State, and tbe murderer of Colonel Cameron, is nom inated for (iovernor, depending upon tbe intimidaiioo. of Butler and other White line leaders to destroy a Ke pnblican majority of thousands ? When even from Southern pulpits tbey are told tbat "tbe South will yet have slavery back, and tbat at no distant day?" When Southern states men assert that "tbe man woo accepts negro suffrage should be accursed ?" Truthfully did Horace Greelej write: "Necessity may for a time constrain the Democracy to silence ; tbe pur pose of disfranchising the blacks may be disclaimed ; but give that party power, aod it will cheat tbe public creditors, and remand tbe blacks to serfdom." Who then will suppress tbe lawless element ? Four years ago a very largely at tended convention of soldiers and sai lors convened at I'ittslargb, Pa., for the purpose of expressing their sen timents in relation to their pending canvass tor tbe Presidency. Having emerged from a bloody contest io de fense of tbe stars and stripes, tbe emblem ot Liberty and Unity, it was meet tbat tbey should place on rec ord a declaration of their continued devotion to the cause for wbicb tbey fought. This they did in terms not to be misunderstood. They pro claimed to the world tbat, recogniz ing in tbe Republican platform tbe enunciation of the principles npon wbicb a free government must be based, they would give a cordial sup port to tbe candidates to tbe party avowing them. The friends of Greeley sought to neutralize, to some extent, the effect of the resolves of tbe soldiers and sailors in shaping the result of tbe political contest, by getting op a counter movement in tbe interest of their candidate. They organized a Democratic Soldiers' and Sailors' Convention, but tbe inconsistency of the attempt was so apparent that it resulted in failure. It was insignifi cant in numbers and influence. No respectable body of those who had risked their lives on tbe battle-field in support of tbe flag could be induced to affiliate with a party wbicb bad given aid and comfort to the enemy in tbe dark days of the conflict. It proved to be an abortion. This brief retrospect brings us to the movement of that same disloyal party in the present political contest. History is repeatiog itself. Tbe sol diers and sailors are about to hold a convention at Indianapolis for the purpose of again expressing their de votion to tbe cause for which tbey sacrificed so mucb. Tbe enemy, learn ing tbe influence of this assembly upon tbe coming election, are trying a repetition ot the scheme wbicb 'so signally failed four years ago, and another effort is being made to organ ize a soldiers' and sailors' convention in sympathy with the Democracy and its candidates. Like causes produc es like effects. It will die in embryo. Dblta" The rarlaPalica. In Paris, no pickpocket can escape deteciioo who remains over twenty four bonrs. As it affords an example of perfection in metropolitan detec tive systems, we will narrate a case that came under our own observation in Everybody lives in hotels or lodgment, accommodating many families. A lady concierge is always in charge at the foot of tbe stairs. She has a police register to record who comes andgoes, appearance, age, profession, Jcc. One column is for "things worthy of special note." Every day tbe diurnal sheet is sent to tbe Chief of Police. Here you are sure to find a lost friend or a scamp. So well tabulated are the arrivals and departures, removals, fcc, that the trained experts fiodyour man in a minute or two. About noon one day dispatches came that ladies were being robbed in severol omnibusses. In a moment this news was in every omnibus sta tion in Paris; detectives closely scan ned all passengers and reported by telegraph all suspicious circumstances. Pntting things together the chief sus pected tbat an Ivnalish woman and riPi faaiai-n al r ! r b tre lr a t WAPA mt aa Li vii.coivhii Krtx. m irvv aa v aa. quarters on one ot Vbe boulevards, near tbe Madelaine. Tbe record from ibe Conciergo ran thus:. "Arrived by the English ronte, via Boulogne, a stylish lady, rkbly dressed, with as aiiendant who was not a servant, yet Sh-'.'l- much below ber in station. l) U V ILK' t inters herself aa La Marquise de- She bad no baggage. (Suspicious!) But tbis sbe excused by saying tbat it would be on with ber servants by the slow train. She made many words to assure it was true. (Suspi cious extraordinary!) Tbe auspicious attendant said, 'Don't jutt ma down. I am only showing the Marchioness tbe place.' " So he diJu leave his name. Tbe chief at once spotted this woman as a professional thief. and the rough looking attendant as ber attendant and paramour. Two sergeants entered anu await- rl th ladv'a retarnioa- 1 be eon- Ihe cieree said, that ber ladyship went there. Tbe officers followed her and entered her room against violent pro testations. The concierge also en tered. Madame was searched Around ber person waa a belt and many pock els attached, with aeceaa tbroogh slits is her dress. The sbellout was s multiform bonanza of purse, pirt monoaies, coin, watches, 'kerchief?, WHOLE NO. 1315. parcels, iic, valued at several thous and franca. They found on ber per-! son passage tickets for two to leave ' k I.... W.U 1. T I .u. "nt "J tue Jn - don route. Evidently she knew tbe danger of delaying over night, and j sbe intended to slip out and await! the train semewbere off tbe track of detectives. Her exense was tbis: In respectable company to which sbe belonged, it was asserted tbat no piece ef roguery could escape detec tion for twelve hours in Paris. She took a wager of 100 gtiinens tbat ab could succeed. St it was just a lark and not an intentional robbery. She bad changed omnibusses fourteen times and got lots of plunder in all. Sbe bad two false arms and bands. Her system was to get seated be tween two inviting ladies, place the cloved dummies on ber lap, anJ with ber ungloved naturals explore pockets on both sides of her If a gentleman sat on one side sbe availed of man's fondness for being closely pressed by a lady to empty his pockets. Next day warning was received that such a person bad been spotted in London as being off for Pans on a plunder. Sbe was described exactly, and said to belong to a gang of London pick pockets. Tbis resulted from mutual arrangements existing between the police of both cities. Oa examina tion ber portrait was found in tbe rogues' gallery in Paris, labeled "Peg Bradley, dangerous pickpocket and counterfeit note passer." Tbe same year a perfect counter feit of one hundred francs on the Bank of France got extensive circula tion in France and Germany. The baak always redeemed tbem, asking no questions, because it cost less than tbe great curtailment of circulation mai woum loiiow publication or a counterfeit being afloat. Tbe detec- .! n.j n. ... .. PT ,L L. r t w." "ci. p-ua uu me MBta lor ueariy two years by supposing the forger was in England. "No Frenchman would brave tbe certain detection at borne." A ciicu instance occurred which pointed to a French nobleman ts tbe forger. A concierge reported as a suspicions circumstance that tbis nobleman, previously niggardly, made profuse display and unusual liberty in choice of apartments. Be sides, be a ked ma dame if she knew wbere be could exchange tbe ancient jewelry of his family for new- styles lie also gave to a Lorette a cadeao of one hundred francs, wbicb she was persuaded to show to a detec tive. This officer, pretending to be a peddler, offered to take old jewelry for new at fair premium. Thus he got other notes, all of which proved to be identical with the counterfeits. A visit to his chateau, in a secluded part of Western France, revealed every evidence against tbe hitherto supposed poverty stricken nobleman. His estates were confiscated, bis pat ent of nobility was canceled, and bis entail cut off from his heirs forever. It is proverbial that one is safer in person and property in Paris than elsewhere, on less be be a rogue. Housebreaking, arson, dangerous adulteration of food, street robbery and certain infections diseases, as well as pocketpicking, are under bet ter repression than in any other inristian capital; and nowhere are Americans more exempt from person al interference. This exemption and certain latitude of social freedom are tbe secret attractions tbat gives per manent residence to two hundred thousand foreigners in Paris. rroealatr th Atlaatle la a Wallkaa. Capt. Smith, of tbe British ship I land Home, which arrived at Balti more, Wednesday, from London, re ports tbat at i p. m. Angnst 10, in latitude 43.20, longtitnde 45.30, he sighted a small boat. Tbe ship hove to and tbe boat came alongside, she proved to be tbe sloop-rigged sailboat, called tbe "Bethel," and was in charge of a man named Cnarles M son. Sbe was about ten feet long, four feet breadth of beam, and dre only nineteen inches of water a still smaller craft than tbe dory "Centen nial," which a few days since com pleted tbe hazardous voyage across the Atlantic from Gloucester, Massa chusetts. Madison went on board the Island Home. He said be had left New York thirty-three days be fore, and was bound for London, and expressed confidence that he would reach tbat destination. His quarters on tbe Betbel were a hole or well at tbe stern large enough to admit of bis Bitting erect and steering bis boat, and in that posistion he bad passed the thirty-three days, comfortably as he had said. He wore an oilcloth suit, which was a!) tbe protection he had from tbe weather and heavy seas wbicb had been encountered. Madi son told Capt Smith tbat he slept soundly all tbe night before. Oa the Jtb of August he boarded tbe ship Beethoven, bound for Baltimore, and now in port. Tbe sight of so tiny a craft in mid ocean, perhaps l,.r0O miles from land, is sure to attract paasiog vessels, wno . . . . , . M".h,?.wwcke iners aboard, and Madison wia not suiter for supplies if he keep in the track of vessels. Passengers who have crossed the Atlantic even ia large steamships and recall their seeaainr insiirnificance during a storo, when , I. .,.. ...... m , n tltA t km 1iM ... lilC DIC.UICI IUUUUIS IU. .WV v V, the waves and again, dashes down in to tbe trough of the sea, can realize tbe hazardous attempt to cross ia a boat Id feet long. Some years since the sailboat John T. Ford, 2 J feet long, which undertook the voyage from Baltimore, as will be remember ed wss wrecked ia the English chan nel, and John Cfcaoey drowned. His - , , , ompaaioa was p-cked op by a pass- of Chilton, is at this time out at Baltimore, for a sea voyage to I Philadelphia and elsewhere, perhaps. I -KUuZreSun. Why is the opening of the Fall! J. ... . . , , , : campaign like a fashionable woman? Because there's a great bustle about rt. , "A prudent man," says a witty Frenchman, Is like a pin ; his head aMtraMta It i a fthAfM Milit taTaA fslP ptCv7Utaa M IUaT SI VSlaJ gVIU WW aaa-a , Jennie Jane tells us that lbs ladies are really wearing more cotton than tbey have before since the war. No wonder thing are beginning to bast Hard to beat Boiled eggs. Eva tt Itaat atttrllatj. A letter from Philadelphia says ; Thursday, about four o'clock, a large, fat, red-faced old lady, apparently just in from the rural district, came into the captain's office of the Cen tennial Guard at the Main Building. Sbe was dressed in country st vie, aod weeping aa If her big heart' w.ould break. The handsome, jovial, little Captain II., who always looks as though he had jnst come out of a band-box, came forward, and in his sweetest tones said : "My dear mad am, what is tbe matter f Can I do anything for yoa !" After sobbing a few moments she managed to tell him ber sad stor . Accompeined by her daogbter and other members of the family she had come in from the country on an excursion train that morning, aad about twelve o'clock sbe had missed her darling- little jdaU2 - htr Fva i "r rb bad hunted eve rywhere for her, but could not find ber, and ob, sbe knew ber iitt!e Oa was lost, and maybe some men had carried her off as Charley Roes bad been taken away, and again the good woman commenced crying. The captain told ber that be would have the guards bunt up her child, and asked her for a description of ber, wbicb tbe old lady gave as follows : Wore a pink poplio dress with yellow flowers on it, white Mar seilles sacque with pink sash and bows of ribbon ot same color, straw hat trimmed with green and red flowers, striped stockings, black pet ticoat, red corset, drk complexion, and all tbe young fellows in their neighborhood called her a "buns girl." The captain sent the description to the guards on duty, with instructions to keep a lookout for tbe girl. The old lady embraced tbe captain io ber joy at tbe prospect of finding her lit tle girL About an hour afterwards she appeared, and, with a face beam ing with joy, said: "I have found ber ; here she is ;" and a fairy-like form met the view ! There sbe stood dressed as the old lady bad stated, 5 . feet 10 inches tall, weighing Id pounds, wearing No. 9 shoes and No. 10 of gloves, age twenty years, low forehead, turn-up nose, and a mouth so large that a common-seized bam sandwich would get loose in it and this was tbe lost darling tbat the po lice were to look out for. Not a day passes but wbst a number of children are reported to tbe captain's ( See as lost, their ages ranging from four to twenty years. r T1aa Kaa i OI4 Draak. A judge recently fined an old soak five dollars and costs for drunken ness, and gave bim an admonition to get sober aa hpeedily as possible. A couple of days after tbe same chap was again before him on another charge of the same kind, and again was be mulcted in the sum of five dollars and costs. After receiving sentence tbe prisoner fumbled in bis pocket for a moment, as if fishing for tbe wherewithal to satisfy the de mands of the outraged law, when a bappy thought struck him: "See here, judge," said he, "you baiot given me the square of this thing." "Why what's tbe matter ?" was the judicial response. "Jest this." said tbe inebriate, "don't tbe Constitusben of tbe United States say that you can't fine a man twice for tbe same offense?" "I believe it does say something to tbat effect," answered tbe judge "Well, then, your forninst the Con stitusben," ejaculated tbe special pleader. "Yon fined me the other day, and here you go and clap on another dose now." "Well, wasn't you drunk then?'' said tbe judge. "I expect I was," responded tbe prisoner. "Well, ain't you drnnk now?" tbnndered Nathan. "I admit tbe fact was tbe retort of tbe prisoner. "Then what are yoa raising a fua abont?" said the judge. "Cos tbis is tbe same old drunk," was the respons. This settled the fine, and tbe priso ner walked out with his purse ua depleted. Baalaa rail f PltUtt Waaaea. A correspondent ol tbe Chicago W writes : If there be a plain wo man in Chicago who feels that she is hopelessly, irremediably plain; tbat all tbe cosmetics ia the world could not make ber beautiful; tbat even a St. Louis or Louisville women is lovely beside ber, let her come to Boston aod walk once down Wash ington street some August afternoon ; having done that (be will go home and feel satisfied with ber face forev ermore, for, no matter how long or how patiently she may pace tbe brick sidewalks or that moat crooked of streets, sbe w ill not see a good look ing woman. 'Some gaea East; taeaegaed West, Aad e.avrfaaed Io ta atrhiet ae-t. ' weeks ago, and those who- are le.'t are so plain tbat if they bad gone in to the rural districts they would bave been blots oa tbe face of nature These ugly women bide away some where during tbe winter, but in the summer they take possession of tbe streets and shops and fairly scare all the good looking men out of the city in a panic of fear, tost ome one oi these gaunt sisters captures and keeps) bim forever. Tbis would be a goo) time for Professor Huxley to make a flyinir visit to Boston ; he would ac quire some ideas oa deterioration of types, if be compared the persos) bom be encountered wun the l op- ley and Stuart portraits of their an cestors. Ma " said a little Chicago boy. as he came in from the grottrj this noon, "I juet seen some people boy some groceries, aad they tiidat pay a rent for em' neither." "Didn't?" "No they.onry jest said fclarg it,' and went right off with the thing", without peyia' nothing at aU." "Ob, tbat waa all right," said the mother. Tbe innocent child grew thought ful for a moment over this reply, and ' thee suddenly exclaimed; luwr. luuueoiv caviaiiuvu. ; wor" , , " , , ' " , k,. .b" Up: w L ,D P to a regular city man. . C? H"" '1 Uses for a silrjaUoa as boa-ta-law in a "lUi ' miIr Wonld h. BO ? to f 0 . ,hgrt di- tance in tbe country. The chief use of aa old bachelor i, to eooat one in the census. Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. Whea ought marlaera to have fruit at sea ? Wkea they sua the ear rent. r TT