if .... i i! , i i ' j p 4 i; or xrw tokk mix. NewYobk, Maj 13, 1376. THE 6TEWAET Ef TATE. There is, as it might Lave been ex pected, a great deal cf dissatisfaction over the disposition of Stewart's coney The employees, it will be remembered, who had been with him ten years were to receive 300 each, and those who Lad been twenty rears were to get $1,000. Xowtron lle Sets in Salesmen who Lave eerr- .) foliVdillr nir.f. Tf ra acJ a Lei i.tni .n,1 thnaA who Lave i .;n;', ni mnni.r r,iritie dead merobaot for nineteen years ana a crowl nariiciilarlv as he alwarajtr. goad, bad and indifferent. As a worked Lm men Larder, and paid rule they are miserably paid, and the .i f..n mnv nifrrhiint in New I life is one of incessant labor, and of Vork. Whenever a good man want - cd to leave the house, that Le might better his condition, he was alvys iuduced to remain by the statement ibmt while the pav was Email, and the mtv ice oii'-foii , nil the f.tiiljful men v ho .-Lould blaud by the Huu.tC would be remembered in tucb a way as to leave them better off than as though thev went for higher pay at tLe time. The absurdly Kuiall mm left these men irritates them. TLey receive about $50 each per year, provided they have been in the ser vice the ciact time to entitle them to anvthing. And his bequests to the! Leids of Lis departments were ab-! furdly 6mali. Think of giving a man capable of handling millions, and as good a merchant as Stewart himself, a bonus of $10,000 for twen ty years of hard, grinding labor! Xo man ever died in New York less re gretted, and no man ever lived wbo did less with Lis opportunities. THE TI1EATRES AM UoW THEV M E. Io you know what it costs Xew York to amuse itself? There are in the city over sixty places of amaze ment that are counted legitimate. There are, of course, a great many more thai that, but the cixty I am sjteaking of are, most of them, decent mav co with their husbands ,nd Livers. The five principal ones are .i.v.r.i. r,r. .,i ,u P.,i- fif,ncs center, as was fondly hoped till 1 'I ,U .ivuur. nu'j (no i aia. ' these Booth' is the largest, and a lit- tie lowing of the cost of runDing tbat mav be taken as a sample of the whole. "To begin with, the building post one na r two nu ions of do - lar, and the ground upon which it flan. Is a million more, that is the building Cnihhed for performances. The regular company consists of alnut thirty people. Ture in the Wiling man, w hose salary will not be less than $1."0 per week ; the lend ing lady, who is worth almost as iiiuuu. ut:u luuira tut; naikiucu tleman at about $100; the soubet:e or chambermaid, the funny wvitua gets $100, and so on down through the category, till you come to the utility, that is, people who are dejiend ed upon to do everything, who aver age about $20 per week. These peo . ... i. . i,n . 1 1-, .. ple comprise tte regular company, use wbat is necessary tor tneir ex TLen conies the supers, as they are I penscs, and the remainder they give called, the people who do not speak j to weak churches, missionary enter iiues, except as they bhout, in mobs, i prises and other religions objects. wbo arc paid from fifty cents to a Collar a nigbt. i be 6tars reej-ive enormous pay. For instance, in the recent production of Julius C;e.-ar, at Booth's Theatre, Mr. Barrett, the Cassius, received $1,000 per week: Baugs, as Mark Antony, $400 ; dav enport, the Brutus, $700; and Levick, the C 0. Besides these, there are more than a do.en fi rst ctass people in the piece, and none of w horn drew drew Jess than $2(1 per week. But this was a very light part of the expense of producing tbe tragedy. Over six hundred men none of them less than six feet in LcigLt, were employed to represent Itnnian soldiers, at an expense of 75 cents per night. The scenery, and necessary machinery to make the pageant, cos.t tbe management not less than $00,000, and all of this ex penditure before a single dollar could le realized. Still with all this ex pense the piece made money in. New York, and is making a great deal of money in the country. The theatre seats about three thousand people, and as the cheapest seats are $1,50, and from that to $2,50, it is not diffi cult to see w here the money comes from, if the house is Clled each night. And there are so many strangers in New Vork, aside from the resident population, it was filled every night ouriDg its run. The great actors, in the legitimate drama, make a great deal of money. I'd win Booth never plays except for half the gross receipts of the theatre, and the manager inut.t guarantee that Kbare to l no less than $500 per night. Charlotte Cnshman got even higher terms, and such people s uwens, jsrougbaai and a score of others do as well, at is every actor'6 ambition to get to be a star, and to l.ave a niece of his own, and every one of them, from the lowest all the way up. flrmly believes himself to be the best actor in the world, if he could only get the people to recog nize him. 1 never knew one of them who did not believe that Edwin Booth attained his position by sheer luck, and w ho would like to get a chance to play Hamlet beside him. But with all this they are a harmless, innocent, pleasant class of people, who have their nses in the world, and wl o EU their places as well as other people do. There are a score of pretty little theatres in various parts of the town, that are respectable, and several that are not . Then you come down to the prettr waiter girl establishments, w bich are as bad as they can be, only one ol tbem being even safe. Harry Hill's place, on Houston street, has been - . : . uuiuriuus ior a aor.en or more years, and it is a curiosity. The regular patrons of tbe place are of course sporting men and strangers wbo want to see. Hill gives a variety peno-mance, consisting of sinirin dancing, etc.. by male and female per- lormera, athletic exercises, and box ing and wrestling matches. But however rough the audience, and however uncouth they may be in their demonstrations, no bad conduct is tolerated. Hill is a brawnr man of 50, who was for years a prize fight er in .ngiana. ana he can vet "ret away," as be says with almost anr of tbe roughs. If a man comes in uiuuk, uu IB DOlgV, lllil wbo is walking about among the tables at which tbe audience is seated, merely requests Lira to "dry up." If tbe man is wise he wrll "dry op" for if be does not, Harry simply knocks Lim down and drsgs bim to the stairs, down which he rolls with great ce lerity, for they are very steep. Tbe raoment a pickpocket or a thief comes in Harry spoa him and be either toe out or is put oai The old fel low is as disreputable as a man can wen ie, out be bas a certain code of morals, and be lives yery close to it. Negro minstrels, as a rule, get from $15 to 1 25 per week, except a yery few superior singers and dancers who rometimes go as high as f 1000 but these are rerj rare. Acrobatt, rope-walkers, Indi.rubber men, com moo ji dancers, and all of that class of performer, are glad to get $15 per week, and $20 is to them a gorg eous living. All statements as to enonooo8 salaries paid to tbesc peo ple, sre lies from first to last. Tbo managers make them as advertising dodges, and the performers let them go unchallenged, for they like to be considered as worm mgu nw. Hut theT all live in rarrets. and at the ihrapest restaurants in the ritr and when they die they never Lave enoueb leit to bury them. It is estimated that in the city I .... tiit.r. n over 7 000 oeoDie wbo perforin on the stage in pome capaci- j great privation. The work is un- great privation, ine wora is uu- rrrtain the public taste capricious, n,l altoiretLer the showman, except I the vcr few at the bead of the pro - fession, has a very bra time oi it it. If you have any notion of entering i tLc iroftsion, take my advice and don't LlSIXEdS. Business coatinues as dull as it can well be, and say business at all, and there is ao prospect of an improve ment. It is not the hard times that is troubling New York, the fact ia. and it might as well be faced, the city is losing its trade, and other cit ies are getting it. The jobbing busi ness is gone, for the 6imple reason that Chicago, Cincinnati, St. Louis and Toledo can do it a great deal bet ter. Philadelphia is a better manu facturing point, Baltimore is a better grain point, and Boston is taking back its old New England trade. There are one hundred aad .forty stores to rent between the Post-of-fics and Fourteenth street, and real estate has depreciated fifty per cent at least. There were 146 failures last week, and there will be probably more next. There is no rush of mer chants to the city, and the hotels are empty. In the meantime the West ern cities, and the interior cities in the East, while not prosperous, are at i least paying their way. There never will be any one great controlling bus by . , . -w s . m ." those interested in New ork, and it that there should not be. Det- J bave TL"e 00 ?e for nJ revllraI Lee' ai New Wk" " " - 6- HOW M'X'I'Y LIVES. There has been a rreatdeal of non sense talked about M y and San key making a big thing ,ut f their religious work. They do noth'ng of the sort. These men never took a i cent, directly or inuirertly, tor tneir j labors, except in one way. Almost every dav some parent, brother, sis ter or wife of some one convened un der their ministrations send them pifts, as a sort of thank offering. Muring their two months stay in New Vork, they received in this way about ?:i,000, tbe most of it coming to them anonvmously. Of this they Moody has a house worth perhaps S'iiOi) m Chicago, Sankey has nolo- ng. i bey are careu ior wniie tney are at work by people wbo prize their labors, and these gifts fill out the balance of their support.' What ever may be said of tbe effect of their labors, no one can say tbat they are making any money out of it or that their work is not entirely disinterest ed. They are as honest and zealous men as the world ever saw. riETito. i:rrm of A-relallM. It is possible that some one who reads the title of this article, says the .Vic Eit'jland Journal of Education, may bnd bimseir guilty ot railing to pronounce the ci and eb in shun. I find that my lady friend, wbo is very precise in her language, will persist in accenting "etiquette" on the first instead of the last sylable. My good minister, wbo bad tbe greatest aver sion to anything wrong, was greatly surprised when I mildly suggested to him that "aspirant" should be accen ted on tbe penult, while my musical niece mortified me the other day by pronouncing "finale" in two syllables. beard tnv geological friend ex plaining the "subsidences" of the earth's crust, but he should have ac cented the second instead of tbe first syllable. Tbe same mistake happen ed the other dav to my friend, the President of the reform society, a ho spoke of the "vagaries" of certain people bv accenting the first instead of the second syllable. He also an nounced tbat I would deliver an "ad dress" that evening, but I knew it was not polite to tell bun to accent the last syllable My boy says he left school at "recess," accenting the first svllable, and be was loth to be lieve tbat, whatever was the meaning of the word, it should be accented on tbe final syllable. Then my friend, the President of the debating club. who is a great student of "Cusbing's Manual," tells us tbat a motion to adjourn takes tbe "precedence," by accenting tbe first instead of tbe sec ond syllable. My other lady friend says tbat she lives in a bouse having a "cupelow." She should consult the dictiouary for tbat word. But I will close by remarking tbat my legal friend, who is very scholarly, always accents "coadjutor" on the second in stead of the third, where it rightly belongs. Pear Cwlf r. At tbe last meeting of tbe West ern New York Fruit Growers' Asso ciation it wes rtated that one or eoara oi t.vwi awari pear trees ex isted in the vicinity, all in perfect health tbat among tbe aorta tbat had generally donebe6t were Bartlett, Mannnigs hlizabetb, Duchess d An gouleme, Lawrence, Seckle, and Ear ly Catharine. These varieties, prob ably, are all rood for any section of tbe country. Puehess, as it is usual ly called, is tbe best late pear that ex ists, bat it is rather too late for our extreme northern States. It is of im mense size and very delicious. No one can mane a mistake in growing Isartletts, tbe best variety for all cli mates that is known; but it does best as a standard. The most pro uuctive dwarf variety was said, at the above meeting, to be the Louise Bonne de Jersey, which is trne. Owing to the hundreds of choice va rieties of pears that exist, one is lia ble to be confused, and not know which to purchase, bat it is best to grow but a few kinds, hormildch mates, the three best are Puehess, Louise Bonne de Jersey, (as dwarfs) and the Bartlett as a standard; and in the northern States irerely tnbsti ttite Flemish Beauty for Duchess. i o oe at a party witn a cold in your bead, and no handkerchief, is a a worse than sitting up with Your gtr!,J anu caving the old lady present A ship that broke loose during a snow storm became adrift A rBOCOVa BTOHT, The colonel of our regiment was an officer of great capacity and re markable promise. Yet he was with 11 a cold, stern man. lie was about EftT, aod had come to "ew York from Italy, where he had been in the service with Garibaldi, lie was an American by birth, bat be bad been away from his native land so long that be Lad become almost denatioo- In the eante regiment was a pri vate, a young man of about twenty five, lie was a handsome, energetic too DC fellow, and one of the best : noldiera in the retnment He as oi English birth, he said, and seemed to have no friends in this country, for he never received any presents or letters ; did the other men. He had fre- jqoenuy attracted me aueuuuu oi j hid company, and of some of the jqoently attracted i officers : but to the astonishment of ; ,nf the colonel steadily exerted fcira- self to prevent any reward Deing giv en to the young mau. Jlul, tor tbat, is the name he went by, never com plained, however, though Le knew very well what was going on. He was strict in the discharge of his duty, and gave no cause for com- plaint During the winter of 18G1-C2 the army lay before Centreville, doing very little but scooting, picketing and preparing for the spring campaign. Though there was nothing exciting in all this, it was very trying to the men, for the season was severe and tbe hospitals were well filled. One morning Hill came to my quar ters. "Well, Hill," said I as he entered, "what can I do for you thjs morn ing?" "I wish to go on tbe sick list, if you please, sir," be replied in a quiet tone I started, and looked at him search ingly. Though I had seen tbe young soldier often, I had never been in bis . m m-w 11. presence before. lie was a sngm, finely formed fellow, with tbe most efftminate face I ever saw. Had be been a woman, 1 should have called him a beauty; and as it was, I could not deny bim the distinction of being pretty. His voice was soft, and though it did not seem to be tbat of a man, was hardly that of a woman. I gazed at him searchingly, but be bore my scrutiny well. "You are not sick, I hope?" I re marked at length. ' I am broken down, doctor," be answered. "I have been on guard for five successive nighu." j "TLe deuce you havo !" I exclaim j ed in astonishment. "The regiment isn't so short of men as that, is it "No. sir." he replied riuickly. "I was kept on by the colonel's orders, j ne says the guard duty is very im-l portant just now, and he wants the best men in tbe regiment to be put on it." . "Has be kept any one else on so long ?" I questioned. "No. sir, I wonld not have come to yon to-day, but tbat I know I am incapable ot standing anotber nigbt I should fall asleep on post from sheer exhaustion. Then I suppose I would be shot for sleeping in tbe presence of the enemy." , "By Jove!" I muttered, "that s what Col. Anson is up to." I spoke loader than I intended. He beard me, and replied in a tone in bich there was some bitterness, in spite of his efforts to repress it, I am afraid so, fir. 1 do not see why Col. Anson should dislike me so much. 1 have never merited bis displeasure. Heaven knows," be added, and I saw his features trem ble as with pain, "I would die to serve bim." "Yery good," I said. "You can remain at yaur quarters for two days, ; and consider yourself on tbe sick list for tbat time." Thanking rae, be went away. Tbe fellow perplexed roe. I was confident there was some mystery be tween bim and the colonel, and known only to these two. While I was musing the colonel sent- for me. He received me with cold politeness. "What is tbe matter with Jlillr" he asked. He is broken down by the unusu al fatigue to which be has been sub jected. Five successive turns of guard duty would kill a much strong er man than he is." "Wbo has kept him on so long ?" asked tbe colonel, biting bis lip. He was kept on by your orders, I believe, sir," I replied ; "and I mngt say, colonel, that I am surprised at your putting bim to such a test, un less you wish to kill bim." Colonel AnBon started, and looked at me very searchingly. 'Has Hill dared to reflect npon tbe condnct of bis commanding officer?" be asked coldly, but without meeting my eye. "He said im More than every one in the regiment bas," I replied "that he regretted having gained your dis like as be was sure be bad done noth ing to merit it." "Was tbat all be said, doctor r" ne added." I replied, after hesi tating a moment, "t'-at be would gladly die to Berve you." An expression of intense pain swept over Col. Anson's face ; but he was silent After a brief pause, be said quietly: "I will not detain you longer, doctor. I am sorry to bear of Hill's sickness." I was more perplexed when I left the room than I was when I entered it; and during the long winter I bad no meaos of gratifying my curiosity. Indeed it was intensified by tbe fact tbat at tbe express request of Col. Anson, the President promoted njll to a vacant lieutenancy in bis com pany. At last we went to the Peninsula, and ere long my regiment was called on to participate in tbe desperate bat tle of Fair Oaks. Tbe engagement bronght me work enough, for my regiment suffered terrible. As hard ened as I bad become, I grew sick over the dreadful work that gave me neither rest nor hope of rest. Tbe little field hospital which I bad es tablished seemed to me a perfect slaughter house, and I longed more eagerly than I bad ever done for a cessation of the fighting. It came at last, a little after ten o'clock on Sun day morning. I bad cleared oat my hospital, and had sent my Nst man across the Chickabominy. My assistants were absent and I was tbe only person in tbe little structure of boughs. Sud denly I was aroused from a reverie into which I had fallen, by tbe hur ried entrance of some one. I looked npand saw Col. Anson standing be fore roe. lie was pale and exhausted, and was bleeding from a deep cat in tbe bead. He held in bis arms tbe inanimate iortn of Lieutenant Hill. I never saw so much grief in a hu man face as I saw written on that of Col. Anson as be laid his burden on the rude table. "Be quick, doctor, for Heaven's sake 1" be said, painfully. ' 1 ''Bat you are wounded, Colonel !" I exclaimed, when my astonishment woald let me speak. "Neyer mind me,r was the quick I , retort. "Attend to this one." ? - Hill was wounded in tbe breast, and I saw at once tbat it was a dan gerous and a doubtful case. I bent down to loosen bis coat and examine tbe injury. I could do no good. The aim had been trne, and the ball had gone right through the heart This was not my only discovery. I bad learned a part of the mystery. "Heaven's, Colonel !" I exclaimed, lookine up at him. "This it a wo-" man !'r "The onlv one that ever loved me," Igroaned the colonel. "She followed ' me bere in male disguise, and this morning when I was in danger, saved me, wbo has done nothing but wrong ' her, at the cost of her own. She was ' my wife, doctor." lie left me before I could speak, j This was all I ever knew. The ! next day tbe colonel was nhot in a 'skirmish. I had him buried in the I tfwert wm. irtiiA n- n har) IaiI Vila. ftt g 1 m O V Uvl C V a a 14 iuim aj io ww kw. and to this day I have never learned the secret of their unhappy lives. rrlke HMtkn. HOW AS 1RUEVEREXT SAI.OOS KEEPER I WAS TAKES IX. I . i The other day. when tbe wind i whistled sad toned jigs around tbe l battery, a little old roan entered j saloon, in tbat vicinity, and asked the bar keeper if be could leave some ; tracts there. I "A whole car load, if you want i to." was tbe prompt reply, and the i little old man placed a package on I the beertable and softlv said : "Theres no nobler cause than tbe i cause ofi the heathen. We should i all contribute a small share of our worldly wealth to shed tbe gospel light across tbe seas." A pair of boxing gloves were soft ly reposing on a table, and tbe little old man felt of tbem and went on "It makes me sad to see sucb sin- Iful thinirs Ivin? around when the (cost of one glove might save a dozen 'souls in Africa." ! Three or four of the boys had dropped in, and the paloon keeper w inkeu at ineiii sun rrpucu . "Do you want to earn $5 for the heathen ?" "Yerily, I do." "Put on the gloves with me and knock me down, and I'll ante up cash enough to convert a whole regiment of African sinners." "The cause is noble, tbe induce ment great," mused the little pld man, as be toyed with the gloves. t . Tbe bjys encouraged him to go in, desiring to see him knocked wror.p end un. and he finally got out of his i i . . i i i . .j . overcoat with the explanation : "It can't be a sin to box for the cause of the heathen." The saloonis: meant to lift him over one of the tables at tbe first blow, but tbe blow was parried hand somely, and tbe little old man sighed : j "Ab um ! Tbe heathen walk in , wickedness and they have soul to be saved 1" "Look out, now !" cried the saloon ist, as he got ia a left hander. "Yerily, I will, and I willgive thee oiio in return for tbe heathen." He struck a staggering blov, and tbe saloonist did'tfeel quite so cntbu- siactic as oa the start. He took tbe defensive and he soon had all tbe work be could do. "That's another for the ignorant minds on the far offshore!" sighed the little old man as be knocked tbe saloonist against tbe wall. There wasu t any "cence" about bim, but be struck to kill, aud bis arms were flying around like the spokes of a wagon wheel. "Don't crowd a Teller," called out the saloonist, as be was being driven back, and be get mad and put in bis hardest licks. He meant to smash tbe little old man'a nose as flat as window glass; but he could not do it. He got ia two or three fair bits, and was beginning to regain bis courage, when the aged stranger sor rowfully remaiked: "My friend, the heathen call, and I cannot tarry much longer. Take this one, and may it broaden your views on the heathen question. Receive this one in tbe spirit tendered, and you may be sure tbe five dollars shall be a beacon light as far as it will go." He delivered two sledge-hammer blows, right and left, and tbe saloon ist got the last on the ear as be dodg ed tbe first He went over in beau tiful style, and as be slowly regained bis feet be felt in bis vest pocket for tbe wager. "If you'll come around here to night a id do that again I'll double tbe oioucy !" be growled, as Le paid tbe wager. "My road points toward Bosticg," softly replied the old man, "and 1 cannot tarry. I-et us part friendly, for I only boxed thee for the heath en's sake. I gave to tbee, thou ha.-t given to tbe heathen, and now, fare well 1" San Francinco Call. Pitmilm Vtmt Ward. A writer to tbe Louisville Courier Journal tells tbe following amusing story: A single fahot, followed by a loud shriek, told us that one of my best men, Bradley, was hurt He pro claimed his agony with a loud voice, turned over on bis back and com menced kicking so vigorously tbat tbe Burgeon had difficulty in getting near bim. "Poor fellow!" said tbe doctor, "shot in the bladder. I am afraid it is fatal." "Ob, my God!" said Bradley, "am I a dead man?" "Keep up your spirits, my boy. Never say die," said Captain John son, kneeling kindly over bim. "Doctor," atked tb wounded sol dier, feebly, "will you write to my mother tbat I died bravely, doing my duty, with my face to tbe foe and tbat I thought ot her when I was dy ing?" "Yes," said tbe doctor, with dim eyes and a bukey voice, "I will write to her and tell ber, too" But suddenly springing to bis feet, with an indignant voice be said: "Wby, confound it, man, you're not hurt a bit It is only your canteen that ia shot Get up, will yon?" Bradly raised np slowly, felt him self all over, and with an exceeding ingly foolua countenance, crawled back to bis position, amid tbe up roarious laughter of ibe whole reg iment For roon'.hs after that on tbe march, in the camp, and sometimes in tbe night, you might bear a voice in one direction demanding: "Wbat shall I tell your mother?" aad perhaps half a dozen responses would be beard, ' Tell ber I died with my face to tbe foe," and tben Brad ley would come oat and search for the man who said it j He seldom found him, but when he did there wascenaia to Lew fight If Noah bad made a failure ia his ship-building, be would propably have gone to New Jersey, knowing there is a New-ark there. Calta re of a etery. The demand for this delicious veg etable increases yearly, and it be hooves our gardeners to pay close at- tention to its culture, if they desire to receive the highest market price for their crop. Pure, while, uu.-pot-ted stalks are required by customers, for if they become rusted tbe quality of the celery is injured. Fresb, crisp, firm, snowy stalks of a large size, are always sought tfier. Various are the decisions concern ing the preference for ridge or trench culture, but whichever course is pur sued, rich soil is very essential. If the plants are tpindling and weak now, they will not produce fiue, large stalks; bat a judicious ot-e of liquid manure will greatly increase their size. A solaiion of guano water is the best rtimulant, unless barnyard liquid can be more readily obtained. Dissolve one large iron spoonful of guano to each gallon of water, and apply twice a week. ative guano, gathered from the hennery, will also afford a good substitute. Dissolve one pint of hen manure in three gal lons of water, and let it stand in the sun for two or three days; water with it twice a week. "These stimulants are more desira ble for the culture of celery in rinall gardens than for market gardening Tbey could not easily be applied to severa' acres, but will strengthen the growth and increase tbe size of a few trenches. Many amateur gardeners make a mistake in earthing up the stalks too early, before the plant has obtained a vigorous growth, and thus the root? are buried too deeply for their health. I a most climates, the first or middle of October is soon enough to begin to blanch celery for winter use, and by tbat time the s'alks are large and firm. Great care must be taken not to cover tbe crowns, i. e., tbe tender est sprouts, with sand or earth. Use the band rather than a hoc or trowel while placiog the earth around the stalks, and select a dry day for the work. It is the dampness of the soil when applied which frequently causes rust to attack tbe stalks. Io two weeks earth up, or fill in agaio. Celery is now considered a desira ble sedative for nervous complaints, and also a good digester of other dishes. At any rate it is a very de licious addition to dinners and sup pers, and with a little care and trou ble can be raised as readily by the amateur as tbe market gardoer. A firman Ward's fJrt Article. One evening ex-Governor Riley favored the Friday Night Club with bis presence. Wt had been talking of the days of yore, when Henry Clay was king of the Bohemians and in bis glory when those brilliant und erratic spirits were wont to frequent Charley PfafTs. As tbe tioveruor entered Oseauyan was relating an an ecdote of Ariemus Ward whose face was quite familiar and always welcome at the Long Table. "I suppose I can tell you a story of Artemus which has never been cir culated, as I seldom have told it," said the Governor. "Well, many years ago I was editor of a paper in Toledo. In those days we bad to get up early ia the morniug if we wanted a first cut at the butcher's, and one summer morn as I was hur rying down a little Ute I passed a tall seedy looking cap. Shortly nfter I heard some one cry out, "Hold on, mister!" and, "looking around, I dis covered him approaching by long long strides. 1 stopped, wondering wbat be could wact of me. "Look here, mister," said Le, when he had overtaken me, "can you inform me where Imight get a good square meal for twenty-five cents?" "I directed him to a quarter of the town where cheap hash founderies were located, and hastened on. I bad not gone far, however, when I heard some one again calling after me. It was the same fellow. 'Ex cuse me,' said be, 'but as you were kind enough to tell me where I might get a good square meal for twenty five cents, I thought perhaps you would be able to tell me where I could get tbe twenty-five cents." "Considerably amused, I question ed bim and learned be wa3 a j urney man printer, and tbat he had trampt J up from Indiana. I gave him work in our office at a salary of five or six dollars a week, whicb-was not bad wages at tbat time. "One of bis duties was to bring proof to me aod wait while I locked it over. One day I was delayed longer than usual and when I return ed the sheets to him be banded me a piece of paper upon wbicb it seems be bad been scr'bliug 'while wailing. I glanced at it and found it quite amusing." "Set it up," said I, "and that, I be lieve, was the first article of Artemus Ward's that ever appeared in print." AUTniR KSITTNONE. Haw Ikejr war toalc.U. Hume years ago, when Dr. llavs had returned from his first Arctic ex ploring expedition, a poster appear ed one morning at every prominent place in a town in the interior of Pennsylvania announcing : "A free lecture in Republican Lull on Thursday evening, seven o'clock, 4pril 1st. 18 , by Dr. Hays, the great Arctic explorer. All are invit ed." Long before the appointed hour tbe hall was crowded, aud tbe audi ence on the alert to catch a glimpse of tbe great man who was to give tbem a great intellectual treat all for nothing. They waited aud watched anxiously for over an hour, aod then sent for tbe manager of tbe entertain ment, but he couldn't be found any where. At length some one proposed to get np a collection to raise funds to induce tbe doc tor to come over from tbe hotel j but no oqe seconded tbe mrtioo. Meanwhile, at tim outside of a window at the far end of the hall, gradually arose a playeard with the words: "April Fools," in large black letters, tor a time uoperceived by the va.-t but tbey bav'nt beard Dr. this day. 4 Prateat. tbis was audience, Havs to Mr. Setb Green protests against tbe wholesale slaughter of the sea lions in San Francisco bay. In a letter written on tbe fuljtcta he says "1 see by tbe papers tbat your legis lators have or are about to pass an act for tbe destruction of all tbe sea lions that inhabit the rocks at tbe mouth of San Francisco bay. My opinion is, it would be a shame to kill them. Tbe whole of tbem do not destroy as many fi--h as one Chi naman, and if they" are all killed you will never see any more of those lOvks If there are too many, em ploy some honest citizens to kill a cer tain number; but do not destroy tbe whole of that interesting familv iA sea lions. If you do you will Lever be sorry but once, and that will be tbe remainder of your lives." Pluck win carry a man where a palace car will not. A Dep Form. A worshiper in a church apologiz- m . .. f 1 ' lug lor tne smau size oi nia pew, claimed that it nevertheless reached i "all tbe way up to neaven." tew owners of small real estate think to make more of it by uieauriri down wards, M little boy :u tbe 'iloche ter ludustrial ocbool suggested. Tbe School Report say: One of our managers on a vis't to the institution some time since, was much interested in listening to a talk 'among a group of our boys. It seems I tbat by some accident one of them (became owner of fifteen cents. Ihisi j was a matter of great interest to the! whole group, aud various were the I bUggestious of the youugsleis as to j wbat be bad bet'.er do with so large i a sum of money. j "O, pshaw," said the lucky owuer. j "How much land would fifteen cents ' buy ?" j "Why," replied the other, iodicat- ing by his fiugers a measurmcnt of1 tbree inches, "it mign buy a piece so big, aud theu if 'twas small at the top, 'twould be deep, for you have it all the way through to China, and that would be a pretty big chunk " 1 his boy may grow op and asi.n-i-i.-b the world yet if he stays lung! euuugh at that Industrial school. Slardrel bjr Seurotn. Washington, April 30. Mrs. Hen ry L. Schoolcraft, of this city, a few days a0 received intelligence tbat ber brother, Gen. Howard, of White ball, Beaufort District, S. C, bad been murdered. He left bis house ia a one horse carriage on tbe morning of tbe 10th of April fcr tbe post-office, which is eiht miles ilistaut. On his return, as be was driving along, j as was his custom, with bis bead ( down, allowing his horse to have his! own way, a party of negroes who j bad heard that he expected to receive j money by tbe mail went up to the rear j of his carriage and, with a shot gun I placed within a foot of bis bead. lit-: crally blew his brsius out. Thev then dragged Liui from the carriage and rifled bU pockets, in which they found only fifty cents. Loulwlitna. X t: v Okleans, Mav 5 . Acting ftnvprnor AtnirtP ha riffViwl $.' (MM) rewaru ior me arrest ui inc tuusum- Advices received at the State House report Senator Twitchell tuill living, but ia a precarious condition. II if, ...lil r. ...rttrt I a. 1 His- ii-ii. ai ui una uttu ,i,y.auu, oui his riirbt arm is SO badlv h-hattered n . . . . tbat tbe doctors propose to take II oil also. Communications morning from West state that Weber, Dula, pari.-h Judire, receivcd this Feliciana parish Siate Seuator, and Armstead. ex member of the House of Bepre out of seutatives, bave been driven tbe parish by regulators and compell ed to take to the woods. Their late is nut known. Poisoner Lynched. Cixeixsvn, May 1 A'. Wanax, Kentucky, between eleven and twelve o'clock last night, B. T. French aad wife, who were incarcerated in the coun.y jail for poisoning nn old and wealthy colored man, named .Jacob Jones, were taken from jail by a mob of ma.-ked men, and hung to the limb of a tree about two miles from town. The Frenches had invited Joihm to tea, and while eating he was seized with symptoms of arsenic poison, and died shortly after. Their olyect is supposed to have been to jret possession of some property. The Frenches were regarded as bad characters, and probably no steps will be taken to discover the participants in the hanging. Kioto striker. Cleveland, O., May 5. Some weeks ago tbe laborers in the Co-operative tove Works, in this city, struck for higher wages, aud their places were tilled by non-union men, but beyond one or two personal en counters nothing se'ious occurred un til last evening, when twelve work ing moulders were attacked as they were going home by fifteen or twen ty strikers, wbo were armed with clubs and bricks. Several pirtil shots were Cred, and a non-uuion man named V. 11. Fuller was phot nod se riously wounded. No arrests have yet been made. The Revolution In Mexico. Galveston, May 3. The Xeu-s' special from San Antonio says: Col. Quintana, with two hundred Federals occupies Xueva Laredo. Col. Fot meycr, with three hundred revolu tionists, is outside preparing for an attack. There 'a considerable excite ment at Piedras Xegras. The revo lutionists, with three hundred men, are waiting outside for reecforce ments before attacking the place. Most of the Federal Custom House officials are jn pagle Pass, Texas for gafetv. Tne Black Hills. Omaha, Mav 4. A recent arrival from Custer City says tbat great scarcity of food exists throughout tne mils. Ibe prices are: J5urar forty ceuts per pound, bacou fifty cents, corn Gfiy cents, aud flour $22 per sacl., in Custer City. Tbe road from Fori Laramie to Custer City is Ctrevo with wagons belonging to parties wl.o bad been attacked by f n dians. On April JQ a party of tbe the latter came up within a Lumirsd yard of Custer City and ran oft 33 head of boras. I arc ad lar Ism. Ci.EVEr.Axn, May 2. About two o'clock this morning about forty mat-kid men appeared at the coal miues north of Alasnillou, Ohio, seiz ed and tied the watchman, and set the coal shafts on fre. Willow Dank mine, M U'it IjauL winp ami Rhode's Si Co.' miuc are to burning. The Sre department of Makillui) bave gone to the scene. These mines were not being worked oa account of tne strike, ana no one was in them. Tbe incendiaries were undoubtedly sirikers. Murder of Brother. Peoiha, III., May 2 At Toulin, jn Monday nigbt, tvo brotsers, Jas. and Randolph Shereiu, got into row, and James r-plit. open his broth er s rkull with a hatched in tvn places and ioflieted four kaife wounds. The wounded man will die. Lake Xavigsitlon. ElFE.iLO. May o.A tuj which left Cleveland W'ednesdav niorniu? irrived here this morning, being tte first arrival of the season. The pro pellers and large vessels still remain outside the breakwater, unable to get through the ice barrier. If a row of colams is a colon a Je, isn't a row of lemons a lemcnade ? AVw Yorl Graphic. Aw Advertisements. 'PEOPLES' DRUG STORE!" G. W. SPEEI ? N. E. Corner Diamond, Somersft t'EAl Elt is Pa. DRUGS, MEDICINES, and CHEMICALS, PEHFUilEKY, FIXE t-OAl'S, TOILET AUTIVL DYE SI I ITS. on,! KFUOSEXE Olf., Iym WIXF.S nJ I'KFOsES, I.KU'ORS fl(r mcdiiiiul Also an assortment of Fine Cigar, a ml Tobaoro. rtic,a,,r auction Kh en , ii.e cumiim hj rxjcrienvd hrB . aurch i", istc. VAT.J7n0 ?APM FOR SAO! ! mum tun uahjaj. j Tlt! fiinu U liituatc:! in Liirmier Td. i r. on the about utie hundred Bud littv acre. ae hundred u.tcj cleared Dutiinvo weli tiiu!crid. Bfinjf un derlaid wilh coal, well watered, adapted f.-r irn-v-injr. in a fftwd wheat jrrowinic cuuivry. LUfmier Valley K. K. pitin-f through one tlte of itnu. Having thereon a pi auk tiwcliictf bU5e, lar;re hank barn and other (uthuildiuv. to! apple ; "ard. convenient to churches. -hooUand milM. , i etc. rurlunher LniormatDn and particular p- ily to the uuderii: ;ne I tn the premi May3. ALfcXANDfcK L'ARNS. A UDITOli'3 NOTICE. Tlic noiicrsixncl Auiliti r. nppointc 1 the ' r- : 1'I!,DS ' "rt ol Sumerai t.Vutity to tniike a iliitri-1 ,u!"l) u ( ie (uo.i ln tfte h in.ls of Oliver Kllfp. Ir. A-Iininlstnoor un-.l mi;;i-ef.,rtl.epie.f mil; "Uateol Irrilrirk kneier. late of Kerlin lr. ; ..-.-ea.l. to ami mn t!m.e li4!il!v entitle! : iin-r'i', urrei'y ki b mtiH.e max ne win auirnu iti j the tutle tl tiler at.irrsuM rtT.m!t!iK'llt on Kri- '' m lot h. in. t hi-m -e m s..iwr.et i.. w hen an.l where nil jiiirrle Mays. tiller. 'Sfetl ran atten.t. J AS. U Pl'lill. Al'.'.INT. rjMlE PEXN MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO. OF FIIILAUKLPHIA, Office : No. 291 Chestnut Street, Inc.rpinitel in 1S47. ASSKTS, S..W1!W The Pena i a s'rieily Mutual Life tVinpany. Alleles purptj preiniutns are rj.uraea toll? Policy hul dm every year, thin fjrr,is:.ir :ticai In'uranee at tha lowest inutile wst. The Life Kate non-KTfeiiin i'.a lowment Poliey lSMied hy the Penn, while Kivini; protection to the family of insured iu case of arly death, provli.'ea at nuxlerate rates of premium, a Ittnil lor future 3U piMirt, should he reach old age. Ali.Pu licjes are non lurfiiial.lo f,,r the vaucl .fter third yea:. SAM LC. I1CKY. Trcilcnt. SA7.IL. E. STOKES. H. S. STEPHENS, Vice President. 2d Vice President. JAS. WEIR M ASON. HEXKY At'STIE, Actuary. Secretary. SOMERSET EI. KIEKXAN, ('. J. IIAKRISOX Treasurer. J. G. CHILE, President. E. I. YVI TZ, P. S. HY, Vice President. A April 10. Attorney It. AD AMS. Secretary. LEATHER! LEATHER ! The largest assortment in the city of the best nonages of iole leather, tiH! hest hrah l.'of Frer.ch kips and eilf klus. )u?t received. AU?, a ft,ll Hoe of domestic stuck on hand aud offered at prices tor car h by SIELSEKTk. UEKQ, 104 Penn street, riTTSBl It,I., April aj. CARPETS. OIL CLOTHS, Linoleum, pL WAITINGS, Ph f Mow Sfe, At Low Prices. A liberal discount imitle to Minuter ami on Carpet for t'liurelies. BOVARD, ROSE & CO., 29 Fifth Ave. Pittsburgh, mar Qook & Besrits' FAMILY GK0CEK5 Flour and Feed STORE. We would uiuM repectfu-tjr Announce to our frlm-tf ami tbe puM lc iceneral.T, in tbe ttwn ami vicinity ef Sonirraet, that we have oenetl our XewStore on MAIN CROSS STREE1 Aad w 'li;Uo Ui 3 C'4'.l ufit i;f the Itzl t'oufeftiouerle'. Notion, TobttrroM, Cigars. 4e We will emleiivor, at all times, to supply jur cus tomers with tu BEST QUALiTY OF FAMILY FLOUR, CQBX-ME4L, OA TS, Hll EE I ED CORK, OA TS ,t- COEX CHOP, BRA X, MIDDLIXGS Anilarerythln p.rUininir to the Feel llcpart Bent at lite LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICES. Fori CASH ONLY. Also, a well selected stuck of Olitsware; Stoneware. Worxlenware, Brushes of ai aunts, ana STA-TIOIsTER Wfckb wa will sell as cieap as the c lira pest. Please call, emmlne oar mods of all lln.l. r.i be lailsOeil rrm yuar own judgment. Don't forget where we stay On MAIN CROSS Street, Somerset, Pa. New Adetrtisrment. JOHN R BLYMYEIi, DEALER IN Hardware, Iron, Nails, Glass, Paints OILS. &C, &cC. TL following U a part'&l !.': ;f gooJj ia Stock: C Renter's Too! PlanK-1, Saws, Hatchets, Hammers, ClJs1-, Plain- Iron- J Jies.ttc, Blatk smiiL Goods, Bellows, Anvils, Vice-?, Filed. Hammers, Ac. Saddlery Hardware, Tab Trees, Gig Saddles, Ilames, Buckles, Rings, Bits and Tools. Table Knives and Forks, Pocket Knives, Scissors, Spoons and Baiors. the largest stock in Somerset County. Painter's Goodi, a fall stock. White Lead, Colored Paints for iiiiide and outside painting, Paints in oil, all colors, Tarnish, Turpcntice, Flaxseed Oil, Brushes, Japan Dryer, Walnut Stain itc. Window Glass of a!l wzes and glass ciit to any t.Lape. The best Coai Oil always on hand. Our stock of Coal Oil Lamps is large and comprises very elegant styles. Ditron's Circular, Muloy an.l Cross Cut Saws. Mill Saw Files of tbcbcHt quni!y. Forcclain-ibcd Kettles. Handles of all kinds. S1IO rOKK, MtAIim, K.VKKS, Mattocks, Grub Hoes, Ticks, Scythes, Sneaths, Sledges. Mason Hummers, Cast Steel, Step Ladders, Carriage and Tire B. Its of all sizes. I.oooking Glasses. Wash Boards, CK'thes Wringers, Meal Sin e?, Door .Mats, Bakets Tubs, Wooden Buckets, Twine, Dope nil sizes, liny Pulleys, Butter Print' Mop Sticks, Traps, Stfelyards, Mont Cutters und Stuil'.rs. Traces, Cow Chains, Halter Chains, Shoe. Dust aud Scrub Cru-ho.-., IIo--e Bru.-Les. Cur ry Combs ond Cards, Door Locks, Hinges, Screw, Latches und everv'thic" in the Builders' line. Caps, Lead, Shot, Powder and Safi ty Fuse, Kc e' The fact is, I keep everything that It ! n-. to the Hardu are trade. I ilea! exclusively in this kind of good and give my whole atttrntion to it. Per sons who are building, or any one in need of anything in mr line, wi!l find it to their advantage to give me a call. I will always give a rea.-onable credit to responsible persons. I thank my old cu-totuers for their patn.iia-e and hope tbis season to make many new ones. D n"t f"rirel the plnc ' INo, 3, "BEER'S BLOCK." April H '74. o y: o o 3 S o 2 o CD O 0 0 13 . t V KiXriKS NOTICE. i tuiiralin Cotwrand B irbara Ms wile bftTinir exeeut'M a deed of Toluntary aisljjnment to me for creditors. 1 hereby ff;re notice tu U persona havini claims and aeet.unts whether of r-wrd or IhcmUe tn present them to me ilnly au'henti. e:ited at niv ..I..-e ia Somerset hor-iuli, m it be fore Thursday the 8th dar ot .Inne. A. Ij ;,-) .lAS.hl'CiiH. '-v A.-iKee. Sewing Machine J-oi: SALE CHEAP. O S3 CD o o va rulliii.ui Taluce ( tn Anr one deiirinr t pnridi.ie a fir dtSFW. ' IN MACHIMs in very rea.T.aide terms will ' arc r"n on '-I"" "an tr.ilns of ti.j, rr..v. pletife eall at the ! 1 his is 'hu DM.V LINE rur.nir.jf these ears l.e- ; tween I'hienifo and St. Paul, otneaoand .iil : wnukee, or Chieaifo and U inona. II CR OFFIC K, nasi pr;z: t vi-lnna exposition, ws. n UOSEXSTEHL, ,Mamif.tiun r of superior Union Crop Leather!; Ao liiVulr in , . , ,, . Bark, Hides, and Plasterers Hair ! JOHNSTOWN I V ' I 4.000 eirl ofnakaiM hmWii bark tvntp !. Ciisfh jait on delivery at the luntcry. Xew Establishment. MANVFAC'TUKflK OF COPPER WARE. Having just openeil a eoppef fw'ory we are pn-pareil to manafaeiure all kinds ol Copper Ware for kltehem, hotels, distilleries and hrewer ins: ose, Hepairins; neatly don. Faetory in rear ol Wm Knieriea Union's grocery, l's N'.jfUi Me chanic street. Cumoerland. EIWAHI KORNKCMPH k Ct) , Mannlactorers. .Good price paid for old copper. lao'i - Sno A4vertisemrat3. ' JOHN F. BLYM VKIt C. & CI flolfl li.ive now oened A Lare and Complete Assortment of ('eotls for Fall and Winter Wear. They he a complete a'Tt.nent o Toadies Fjiph, fiJrcvs CdNhhSh. Sfoopftiiii'is, o Hum Sj!i2tl;:l. And Felt over Shoes, MUX AXU BOYS' Clothing, ; Boots and Shoes, HATS AND CAPS, OLOVS, ScU. erei;Lii;nir (r Men and Women A larite assortment ot HARDWARE 1ST ID QUEENSWARE, Carpets, Oil Cloths, &c. & stocs of line an-i i SALT ! fly tho ISarre! orSac! i j Prices as Low as Possib'e C. & (;. U0LDEKUAU3I, Somerset, Pa. (RTU-Wfc.TEIl 1 Fin?iriii'p rni'lr nr, min.cmfnt the nrrnt Trunk Ii.iiUv.iy Linrs ol tlui W.'St an l Nurth ivjl, an I, wil li fs tmni-rU9 'nanit'S anfl eonnrc ti'.us forms Hie dinnr; un I im'kt-n ruie li j twrnl.'hieag.ian.l nil ints !u llliri'in. W lact n j .in, Nur'.ticrn AUhiK:ut, Minnctla. !, Ne-l-nisk. California an.l Use Western TVrrit.rk. i OmaXi and ('alir.)rnin Line Is t!io sh'.rt an l h-t rmto fi.r all p.lnts Is N'orilwrn ll!itt..l, I- w i. I vlc.t i, N-f.r.ik i. Wy . nminif. I'olor i'lo. 1'tnh. .Wru.tii, Cniii ,rm t. Opt j if"-n, China, Jan-in an.l Ati!r:ill.i. Its ( liiea?o, .Ma lison and St. Tanl Line I !. sh .rtrst !ne f .r V.rth -rn Wiseonsia an.l I Minw-rn. r.u i rMi.ii'.ii, St. Paul. Mintmin I'ultuh an.l ail i.,t in th? Or-at N.r'h ! ict. it, Wvm na and M. i'eter Line Ij the only roure f.,r Win t. i. Tio hejter. Owatva ma. Unk:ito.!t. Peter. New I Im. an.l all j-uims in Sou hern and Central .Uinneaoui. Its Green Ciiyaud JIarqnttte Mne is l he only Hod for Janesriile. Watertown. Fund Ilu Jii d,iit sh. Aj-plidon. (JreenHay, hacana. Im. Ne'mnee. larjuette. lioithton, lt.incoek and the 1,-ike Su;erior Country. Its Freeprt ainl Diibuqne Line l.rlieonly route for KiIn. and ai! pours Fi'c'Kfrt. Kis.klorl Its Free port, ( liiciii, ami .Milrvankee Line Ij t,.e old f lk" Shoro iKie.dny tiiri'iuJi K;:i ncte. an 11s the onlv i.ne .ten. Lae t'orest. ill-h. Ulfv! I'ariC. Watlk waukic. ifun, K.teine, Htn jJa to M.i- I At thnaha our Sieepers eonnet with t.e Over i l.ind Slei.pTS on the 1'ition P-itlc Kailroal lor ! all dnts tt'M id the Mi.-ourl Klver. On the arrival of the tntins In .nj the East or South, the tr.iins el the Cldeao &. North-Westerr Uit'.lwuv lej- Chleao as folluwst ;.,rro"neil blurts, Omaha and falifomla. twe ThniUTh Tra.nj dKiiy. with Pullman Pa!i.-j lirataiii:; ii in an 1 tdi.-epini( Car5 lar-jh u t'oiincil ll!u!:-. ' l'ir St. i".:ul an ! Minnenpdis. two Throng! I Trains !ai!y. wiiu Pultiaan Paiaee Cars attaehet ; n tuith train. ! Fr)rrta Hi? an.l Ijike Sunorhr. two train. tally, with I uitman Paiaee Cars attached, ate in2 throwuli to Marinette, r Milwaukee, four Ilin.nifh fnlns dailv. I i uiiiii-iii . i-i - u uiii, ...id, i uii.;i v.imirLtt. i on d:iy trains. I KorSiiarta and Winona and points in Mir.nesr la. one 1 i.r'Un Train daily with Pullman Sleep t.. u in,.-,.. For roin iie. via Freenort. two Throneh Trains daily with I ullman Cars on niUt trains. or Imh.:.;--.. an I I .a Crmsu. via Clinton. Two i Thr jh Tci.ns i!a;r. mth Pulioiun Cars on niirht 'rain M Mel In-'or, loa. ! For Sioux City nd Yankton, two Traius daily . ! Pullman Cars to Mii'Sourl Valley Junetiuo. I For Like (Kneva. f mr Trains dally j For Koeklord, Sterling. Kenosha. Janerille, trains daily. New York Offlee. No. 415 Brwlwav: Boston Olh-r. N'o. i State r:ree: Omaha OQlv."3 Farn ham Street: San Franeiseo ime. 121 Mod! it m erv Street; t hleaa-i TU ket Ottices: ti Clark St., under SJierman Hotte; corner Canal and Ma.il- I son Streets: kiuile Street IiepoUcrner W. Klo ..liieand 1,'an il street": Wells St. 1'epot, eoruer ens ami N mile street. . For rates or Information not attainable In. 3 yotr home ticket agents, a, 'ply to W. H. Stessett. JlAvtt HraHiTT, Oen. Pass. A't, Uhiiaxio, Ota. Sup t, Chicago, feti'is - e CALIFORNIA. ... . . (