Terms of Publication. Ths Somerset Herald is published every Wcdnotdity Moraine lfS00 per annum, If paid In ..vnnee:oUicrwl.-e IM w,ll inviriat.lv be clianrcd. No subscription will Le discontinued until all ar ..,riiirM.i,inn Postmaster ncirlectlEg to utlly ui when sot-scrlbcr lo nut take out their paper will be held liable for the nbserlpuon. iuWrilcr removing from one PostofBoa torn other thould give oi the name of the former ai well af the present office. Address Somerset Printing Company, JOUS I. SCCLL, Bnslnv Manager. EtixiiioiS Card. 11' H. POSTLKTHWAITE. ATTORXEI . at I.aw. Somerset, ra. Prou-s'ional tmsl ncss rerpcctiully solicited and punctually attend e.l to J. K.UOSF.R. ATTORNEY AT LAW, Somerset, Pcnaa. t'AI.ENTINK HAY. ATTOKNKY AT LAW and dealer in real estate, Somerset, Pa., wm attend to all business entrusted to hit cure wi.n promptness and ndciily. u- I-1?- 1 OHN H. V H I.. ATTORNEY ATLAW. MlM- J ers.-t. Pa., will pr-niptly attend " " ciitru-ted to Mm. W..n-y advanced on nllcctton fcc. Mlire In Mammoth Huniiua. jn. 1, TO. IMMF.L A tViLHORN, LAW, Somerset, Pa. ".ok. ATTOKNEYS AT Ortice In Haer's aug. lily. lii tnilN O. KHIMKI- ATTORNKY AT LAW, J Somerset, Pa., will attend to all busim-as en-triiM-1 to In care In Sira.- i and a.icininif c..uu tie with pmmptnew and ndi-lity. iti- I" Mam mtb liioi k. tel.. 1 .o-;y 11 I "a." KN KY F. SCHKLTj. ATTORNEY AT LAW, and Hmntv am'. Pension ii(mi,mr,rl.. MoVe in Mammoth lSl.uk. Jin. u- e m-Et.GAiTir.ta. uu' -lAlTI'KR A OAITHER. Attorneys at Ijiw .,.nu.t (ll!:tS.lK.a.' - ;..irs. le -4 T2. - ,,r t fc'n. L. HAF.R, ATTOKNEYS AT Y L W. Somerset, P-. will practice In Soni. er": ami ad:..!.:... cunt.es. All business cn tn.,vo l to tliem willj .r-.ti:pt iy attended to. a. i..V.rKU.-TH. w- Eini;I- il KKOTH A r.l PPEL. ATTOKNEYS AT I Law. All business entrusted to tiic.r care wul be sii-edilv nud punctually uUcn.icd to. oin.-K-'-tm Mum t'ro.- (tree:, vpi-osi o the Mainuiotli Klck. i'aU Dp E M. KIMMEL will continue to practice Me.li.-ine. and lender l.i proi.-ssioi.al servi ces to Hie citiicn ot Somerset and sarroun.iim; country. U!t:-e at the old place, a lew doors cart ol Uie ' JIavie House. I) U. 11. F.IUBAKF.K ten.i.-rs ins I'm1 M-rvi-cMotlieottiitcns ol Somerset an i v in- ity. Mice in residence, one icr km oi mo ii.-t li"iiie. . OK WM. fOLLlNS. HENT1ST, Sotnewt, Pa. Oihce in 'nbeeri h-k. up at aim. vi ere l.c cm at all timvs 1 bund prepared to do all kind. t work, m -ha! fillin. resulatrnK. ex iraeuiiir. Anlh. lul teethol all kin In. and id tl:et.-t uiaterlal.iuierted. Operation! warranted. -ILLIAM H. KOONT.. ATTORNEY AT L-iw. s.MnerwU l'a.. will ir'.ve prompt atten t. .uini- cntru.-ted to h f care In n-.erw-t the n iMinir.ir c-untici. Olhce in 1 rlntsiii? ti.'n tlTit It 'USO lioW. TAMES L. TUGII, ATIVUNEY AT LAW, s,,-et r. Orfiee. Mamm-th l..-k.up stairs. Kntran-e Main Vlx St. ..llc.-l. made, e ta ef fttle-l. ti:le examined, ni.-la.l b-aal l.u-.-nevf atteudi-l tovrith pp'i!.i.it.efi. and ti.!e:ny. lulvlO J. O. -lLE ATTORNEY AT LA'.V, ;.m.-rct. Pa. Pr..l.-s-..n:il Mtln.- en:rtt:od tu my care at ten ic.l to r h prompt ikw an J li.ie.uy Uiarl'TJ. Q A. SXYDKK, ATIOUNKY A'V LAW, somerset, pa. O-hce nest .l.jr aouth id Scht-U K Kimmel J Iliuk upnair. t'L' DK.A.j. MI LEEK, aftt-r twelve -V a"i-o practice In Shankivillc. ha i,..w M-r:tsMiv l.ate.1 a: Somerset for the prac tice .'( ni .Sclie.'and tenoern In pr..le!-ional fcr Ti -et io vt ciureni -t S..merwt and vicinity. ! .vn.e in 1.13 l'ruir S'-re, otp..ite the Harnet li 'i.ie. wr he can I coii!uUet at all timet uui.'-ii. prMesi'nall enz.iircd. -Mt-.t cali promptly aufwered. dee. 13. U ly. DROIESSIOXAL. lr. r,e,.re B. Fmidcnlenr. of t'uinnerland. Md.. in .nn hi trl.-n.ls tnal ue na wor riale i ,.i, l .n.lf in tiie t.rarii.-e ot medicine an niriterr. hl lr. Walter 1 1 un-teiwern. l,.e ts.e r-iden iurt;en oi ioe -sV-al'.ueV w.ll be paid to thediaof the Eve and Ear. f'1 I AW NOTICE. A'. xano.r li. tv li.-oth luij a resumed the; r.i"t Ice ... I in S..m.-r..-t and di'iinmr counties. Ollice in .Maiuiuott liu.l.lir.g. DR .1 K. MILLER l-.aa permanently J.rtel in Ih-rlmf-rthe practice - I hi pn ief.-i..n. urf.-e ..'.;;te i'liar'.cs KrifMnper ftore. a;.r. Vi, 'To -.t. S. GOOD, FIirSICIAX tt SCI2GE0X, soMi.usrr, iv. anlrrici in Mammoth H'nk ToTfx KILLS, fvl'TJ DEHTIST. Oilu-e in t rtr.4h k N B'f new buildin;;. Malu t'rofj Street. S .nicric'., Pa. n..vll KTIFIC'AL TEETH!! (LU YITTZY. DE2.TIS T 15 J IE CITY, .rr.crtft O, Artificial Teeih. war anted tl-e of the very hoi r;ualitv. Late lie ard Han.tine, inferte-J in the 0.m nnle. Partieuiav att.fiti.'O paid to the pre erratu'fl ff the natural tee-.h. Th.e wihitg to coTiult me by letu-r, cai iio o ly encKiiiUij tmp Adref ai alvre, n l2Ti 1 MIE SOMERSET HOUSE. Ilarinv le.e, thl maiD iicent and well Vnowc lloiel ptvpcrtv frm Mrm. E. A. Ei.ck. the under f irned take pleasure In Inform im Li? friend an.1 ti.e puhlie enerallv that he wi.l .re neuher jiair nor exjnse to make tint buse all that k ulj I de.irrd. Acvmm.latini clrk and i.htiitini waller will attend to t.'.e want of cus Wuiera. and the tatde will at ail time? be la -ten Willi lUc bet the market atlorn. Mr tt. H. lay w.o mar t all time? !. found In theorp e. u.marii' I'. LAY" AN. TIAMOND HOTEL. S TOYS TOWX 1M. iAMl'i;:. CI STEU, IVoprW-toi-. Thin pot-iiar and well known houfe 1 at all tlme a J'ri'-I' not ) ini plae f.f tte tran-linn tut. lie TaMe and r.r-.-lp. ihni bia- line. l.atkJ leave ilally i.r Johni wn and komeive. BarlL OI L A T E R 0 0 E S . ho wiiu rr ii ehriiu-r in the loDK run to rut otl S,le , ..... O I i t. w b iMIM .,1 1 I l.n. K.iU than tin or hiniile. late will lat I.Tever. ana won plr are rw,mrej. Jte ive the pur M water I. ejtero. Slate ts tire pnt. Eiery b.weeabml.1 ha-e a Mate ro'f. The un ler nimeJ U hk-atej in Cumlieriaud, where he haa fwl fUitdy t Peachbottcm L Buckingham S L A.T E I ir rJoSiti the rerv l,-t ar.icle. He will under tak u. put Siatr K i d oo UM. pahlie and pri vate. iire. ae.. either In town oc eiintry at the lowe prv-e. and U warrant them. 1 . i and eee him or addrra b:m at l.t iirhre. No. lib Bait itD' Mrwel. t'umjeriAJkl, M 1. Order may br left with XOAH CASEBEER. A cent, Someraet. Pa. VTn. H. Smrut. Apri UA.h, li i. II OMES FOR ALL. 1 hava for tale, on trnn wit Li a tbe reach of ev ery aober. tnoos-rtou Individaal, hooaea, lota. Urn, timber lan..a mineral laao. balidma iotA Ax. ladlereci part of tn eoenty. ia prrcl rf Ina e-toan.b ot aa aerv op to 10. acres. Ti tle warrant d. Term nffb ha hand and Ik baiAnc ia ten e.aj annaal payneeta, prver!y Mrmd. Noo need apply wbi ia not tf aobcr and utdannon habits, ( all soaa. ss aome eftns brofm- uea wul be fur rent If not aaid m . tua 1). tYAXT. 1 VOL. XXIV. NO. 1. Banlf. JOHNSTOWN 120 CLINTON STREET. CHARTERED 1 1ST 18 VO. JAMES COOPER, DAVID DIDERT, C. K. ELLIS, a. j. rmvEs, D. J. MORKELL, JAMES McMILLEN JAMES MORLEY, LEWIS FLITT, II. A. BOGGS, F. W. HAY. JOIIX LOWMAX, T. II. LA I 'SLY, C'OXRAD SUPrES, GEO. T. SWAXK, d. Mclaughlin, av. w. Walters DAMCL J. MORRELL, President, FRANK DIBERT, Treasurer, CYRUS ELD EH. Solicitor. Ilojv.sits of ONE DOLLAR and upward! re ccived.and Interest allowed on all sums, payable twice a year. Interest If not drawn out, is added to the principal, thus COMPOUNDING! TWICE A YEAR, without troublins the depositor tocall or even to present his ip--ilbook. Money can be withdrawnat any titno after giving thehankoer tain notice by loiter. Married W omen anil peraona uuder age can depoit money in their own names, to that It can be drawn only by themselves or on their or der. Moneys can te deposited for children, or Thy societies, or as trust funds, Subject to certain con ditions. Ioans Secured by Ileal Ktale. Copies of the Ily -Lawi, rciiorts, rules of deposit, and special act ot Legislature, relative to deposit! of married women and minors, can be obtained at the Bank. Thmklnir hurs dally from 9 to So'eloek: It and on vt edntsday anunaiuntay evenings ' o'ciiR-k. " aprl Si. Iroui tl to Cambria County BANK, AV. 3IKISt & CO., NO. 268 Jf Al KTREET. JOHNSTO'WN,PA. lienry Sclinalde'i Brkk liail-ling. A General Ranliug Business Transacted. Iirafli and Gold and Silver bouitht and s.ld. Collections made In ail parts of Uie Vniled States and Canada. Interest all.'Wed at the rate of six per cent. iK-r annum. If left six m.T.th or l.-nirer. Sfieeial arranitcniciit made with U VMilaa. awl others wh.. hold moneys in truft. april 1 73. Ursina Lime Kilns. The wnderslkneil are prepared toturnlsk Prime Building Lins By the Car Load. Orders Ecspectfully Solicited. is. j. B.iTzi:n i co. Irsica. June la. JOHN DIBERT. JOHN D. ROBERTS. JOHN DIBERT & CO., BANKERS, GEMRKAIS ASDHASEIH STREETS JOHNSTOWN, PA. Aeeounfst of Itferebanls and other business people olioit ed. Drartst uecot table In all part.s of the eouniry for Kale. Ioney I-eanedaud I'olleelionH Made. Intere.t at the rate of Sit I'er cent, per annum al lowed on Time leposltsi. SnYinsr Deposit Hooks indu ed, nnd Interest Compounded Semi-annuallj when desired. A General litinkin Badness Trantitwted. Feb. 10. Piirnitos! Furniture! F. G. WEISE, (Su.vis.vr to LI3ION A YVEISE, Hi Eol KTH AYENVE, PITTSBVRGII, PA. ilai.uUcturcr and dealer In CABINET FURNITURE, CHAIRS, &c. Tl.e trade snpplied at lowen rate. CALL AND SEE TIIM. MOKE THAN HALF A CENTl HY ago, Isr. H. V. SKLLKHS. acelebratei! phvst. ciao .l Pittstninrli, diseorered an-1 umM in his practice tbe p"i-:ilarrrme-ly knwn thn.ujrb i e country as Sellers' Imperial Cough Syrup. This is oo quack reme-'y. It was horn of wis tin; and t nHiarx1s ar livinr witnevar of it w.tu-ierlul curative power. It is pleasant to take an t sure to rare I "onghs. ''..!. Croujis. itnchi AIIectins, Tickling of the Throat, and all is eass ida kindreil nature. K. E- Seller A Co. Pitts! urgh, l'a., are also proprietor of Johnson's rjini'MATic coiirocsD, The arrat internal n iae.'v for nhenmatism. Neu rulK'.a. lle.ieh. eic. Y'. eaa have a .ti-tor al w.. la the bvuse tv keeping keiler' E.iBlir medicines vo hand. Tin ir LIVER lILLS are tlie .let and Kct lath market, and ever lltle of th- v-rmllnre i warranted. toe aaie t.j u drufigisti a ad evwetrr tieier. ai. '' ROWELACO.. New York ij! .-lM- k iWTthedl-iue, cmtainia llticI-Uoa newspaper, and es-.io.atc huwio. oon of Adver tising. jaiOa MILLS & CO., aLsOi cfactveeks or Youghiogheny Cement An ! dcA'.ers In rortiand. R etJale and Lowis ville Cemert. W hite Lime. WUn SaiM. CAleia ed Plaster. Land Plaster. Sewer Ptpea. i bimaey T-1. Eire Hrick, Ural Tiles. Agents detino. IvroSt-me ware. X Liberty Street, riTTSJiVKOU, PA. j5 4 U.EfHE5T CTT T 5TAIE BUILD ENd k A liuuil TI'KN1NJ SHOP. win IvTAl'IASrllLU leiTXi. Kts. UZ, U4 A 146 .eaitir St, Ailsjasti CHjPs Newel. Balaneni, Hand Kail, wltsi juiBUemt ad boited, rwAdy M bABg, rwnusbed i sbon Uc. ltKjoireof C.Q. BASSETT, AgtntJer Sotnerset AJkivicinity. jalyl r SAYINGS BANK o0 Miscellaneous. A I'l'LETOXS' AMERICAN CYCLOPAEDIA XEW REVISED EDITION. Eiitirelr rewritten by the ablest writers on every subject. Printed lrom new tyj, and Illustrated with several thousand, engravings and maps. The work originally published under the title of TBK IkEW AtlkkMl AM V. lllOP .11111 A wa ewilljci- edinltxil, since which time the wiilo circulation which it has attained in all pans of the 1 nlted States, ami tho signal tlevolopmruts which have taken place iu eve: branch ol science, liienUure, andarL, have induced the editors and publishers to submit to an exact and thorough re ision. End tolsiiue a new ednion'cuutlod 1 ut AstenicAH Cv CLorr.tA. Within the last.U-n years the progress of ills covcry lu tvery departu.ent of kno leiljro has made a new work of reference an imperative want. The movement of political affairs'uas kept pace with the discoveries of science, auJ their iruutul application to the industrial and usclul arts, and tlia convenience and n-nnemeiit ol Social lile. Ureat wars and euuscipient revolutions have .oc curred, invulvini nalioual changes ot i-cuuar mo ment, ineeivu war ol our own cvuuiry, nuivu was at iu height when the lost volume ol the old work appeared, bus happily been ended, and A new course oi commercial aiiil iuduslruilactivity has been eoiuiueuccl. Lar;re acccfJiciif to our KCopraphical knfwledirc have been made br the iudeiatittahle eipiurers of Airica. The ereat nolillcal revoluiions of thela;t decade, with tbe natural result ol the lapse of time, have bruuirht into view a multitude ol new men, whoso name are. in every one'suioutb, aud of whose lives every one is curious to know the particulars. Ureat battles have been foutrlit and important sieges maintained, of which tuo details are as yet pre served only in the newspaj-rs or iu the transient publica'ious ot the day. hut w hich ouicht now to lake lueir place in pcrmaueu: and auiueniic ui tory. lu prcparlnft the present edition for the press. It has accordingly been tueaiin ot theolitors to bring down the iuloriuatiun to the latest joejible dates, and to furnish an accurate account of the most re cent discoveries in science, of every fresh produc tion in literature, and ol tho newest intentions in the practical arts, as well at to give a succinct and oriKi ial record ol the proKress oi political and his toricdevenls. 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Glee beaatlfal naUh to the liaew, and ths diderenee ia eot betweva it and eustrn.41 atarcb is scare!' half A cent hit as ordinary washing. Ask yoar Urucer lor st. KIGSFORlS OSWEGO CORN STARCH, roa rnrotsos, blasc hasce, icx txua, kc. Is th original Established In 14. And pre serve Us rrpwtatttm A parer, Mnwirer. And am deiicAie tkan any 4.her arttcla of tha Sink ottered, either of tne Mini nam r wiUMberQiies. Strreasia ataeadAa. Ph. 1., ke.. tbe his best chemical authority o! Emropa. carefully analysed this Corn Ktaicb, a ad says It Is a bmm exouiefu Atuckr of diet And in etoeatitml And lewdlng prup nte i rally eaal to Ike beet Arrow mot. IsnreetMtM (or makuig Pwdiusga, CaatArda, k&, Smbut each pownd pACkafia. Foraaisby AUnnteiASiOrvecn, nuy2t V commissi aw E"l"XwEr DELL A- H O LME B iM ii W Somerset SOMERSET, noTiiEsvsicnT. t'nder the apple bough she sits, Ths sunshine in ber flying hair, liinif ling and laughing through the snow, OI rosy flakes about ber there. And as I gaze I picture me, Beside this darling of our souls, Two Innocents with softer locks. Half ringlets and half aureoles. They frolic with her In ths grass; They listen to the bird, tbe bee; They catch the petals as they fall; They babble music In thelrglee. They teach tbe little eartbllng bow The cherubs play ia heaven's courts. With some great gracious angc! near. And smiling on tbemat their sports. Oh, do I really look upon Those delights of Tanished years. Or do I only dream them there llcetiuso 1 see her through my tears? VOX BY PRO-YY. BY A. S. T. M. "No, sir, I cannot consent to jour marryinir my daughter." "Uut why not, Mr. Merrill, why not? Have you aDy reasonable ob- lection to mv person ruv charac ter?" "Vour person ? O no excepting that you are too confounded good looking. If tt had been otherwise, Eva might bo a little docile now." "But my character, Mr. Merrill, bare you any fault to find with that?" ' No, you seem honest enough ; I do not suppose that you would steal that if, anything beside my daugh ter, and I shall take pretty good care that you do not steal Ler." "Then what is it sir, may I ask ?" "Eva, Mr. Deldon, has been spoil ed and pampered and petted. She docs not know how to do a useful thing. What kind of a wife would she make a poor ruaa ?'' "But I am not poor ; I have a large salary. I could not, of course, give her a carriage quite yet, nor a bx at tho opera, but she would not bo oblig ed to exert herself at all. I shall be perfectly well able to keep servants and dress her handsomely, even richly." "But you may lose your Gne salary at any moment." "I have tie confidence of my em ployers Mr. Merrill, and they are ex ceedingly kind." "Well, don't say anything more. I am very decided about this, and I beg that you will drop tbe subject. I wish you to discontinue your visits to my daughter at once. I shall be very glad to hear that you aro pros pering iu this world, but I caunot give you Eva. The comfort and happiness of my daughters, are ray first and last considerations." "But she loves me, sir." "She will gei over that ; y-ung girls are not reliab'e. Uood morn-iog-, Mr. llcldoD, I have tola jrou my wifih pray do not oppose it." 1 be young man seized his hat ana quiciiiy withdrew; but as be was passing the parlor door, a little white hand was laid upon his arm and be was drawn into ihe room and ei ly questioned by tbe lovely owner of the aloresaid hand. "What did he sav, llecrr. what did he say ?" "lie forbade me coming to th house at ill, Eva." hbe laid Ler band ou his arm arid burst into tears. Drawing her close ly to him, Lc talked in low soothing toces, until suddenlr raising her eyes to Lis, the said, "I cannot give you up, Henry, I in7 not give you up. li you cannot come to see me, shall go to se tou." i.r i tt. ... j, my uaning mat will never do." "Then yon are willing to relinquish me so easily ?" she asked, drawing oerseii awav irora him. "No, dearest, never, never, but we shad bo obliged to resort to strataeem and I have a friend who will assist me. I must go now. for if roar fa- toer should bud me with you, be would be very angry," and after pressing Lis lips to hers, Le tore him self awav. William Curtis was seated in hi office, bat on, feet resting upon tbe niautle-piece in regular bachelor fashion, when Henry Beldon entered, looking eager and excited. "Glad to see you old fellow," ex claimed tbo former : "but see here, what's tbe matter? You look & little down ia the mcctb, it sppears to me. "Will, I want your assistance." "How, where and when ?" "I want you to woo and win a lad lor me." "What's that?" "Just what I 6aid, exactly." "But supposing sLe should be like the fair maiden of olden times, and say, "bv dost tbou not speak for tbvsclf:" lou know. Harry. Iam not such a bad looking fellow." "O, it a the fair Eva, is it 7 hy, what's the matter there, that you do not woo and win ber Tourself : ' Her father has forbidden me tbe house because I Laven't money enough, but be will never object to vou, as vou are one of fortune's fa vorites, you know. So I want you to devote yourself, to Eva, and give me a chance to meet ber when ber fa ther thinks she is with you." "Well, 1 don t know ilenry.it is putting me in a very dangerous place. Miss Eva is a very fascina ting vounz ladv. However, if vonr heart is set upon it, I'll run the risk. What shall 1 do first?" "Go and invite ber to ride, thea when you get to Meridan's lane, I'll relieve you for a w bile of rour charge." " bv. IlarrT, van are better at maneuvering than 1 imagined; when shall it be ?" "Call cpon ber to-night and invite ber to ride with you to-morrow af ternoon, then I will me?t you at tbe place mentioned " "All right, but what am 1 to ex pect for this friendly service?" "There's a younger sister coming on. Will. "Well, that is according to your taste, you knviw. Maude is a very pretty'girl, nnd will soon make ber debut in society, so yoa had better have your eyes wide open." That evening tbe gentleman called aa requested, upon Miss Merrill, Md invited ber to ride tbe following day. At breakfast the belt morning kr father said to ber, "Eva, I am qoile willing that yoa should tneoarage Mr. Curtis' attentions ; be ia a very promising man." ESTABLISHED, 1837. PA., WEDNESDAYJUNE 23. 1875. "And has plenty of money," she added dryly : "parents are always willing to encourage tbe attention of yount; men that bare a fortune, or the expectations of one. Money re deems a multitude of sins. They may drink, cheat or steal, if they are only rich. Bat if a man ia relying upon bis own exertions to maks his way in tbe world, no matter bow good and honorable be may be, be is treated like a vagrant or felon, bate such injustice.' "Don't grow ill-natured, Eva, it would Swon spo" Jut beauty," "I bad ratber be Ill-natured than mercenary," she retorted. "I suppose you think your father a tern; le old bear, because be won't let you plar at lore in a cottage scrubbing floors, washing dishes, cooking salt pork, c." "I think you are very cruel," she said, and bursting into tears, she rose from ber seat and left the room. Her mother's eyes followed ber, full of tenderness and sympathy, bat Mr. Merrill only laughed, sayiug : "She will be in love with Cur'.is in a week, you see if she isn't" "O, no," 6aid tbe mother, "Eva is very constant ia love and friend ships, she will not change, I know." "Mr. Curtis is not in love with Eva, nor she with him," exclaimed Maude, a beautiful girl of seventeen years. Indeed, Miss, and what do you know about it?" Tbe young girl blushed very red, and then laughing a little answer ed. I can see, papa, as well as other people." "Vou bad better attend to your books and not trouble yourself about your sister's anairs." I shall soon ue through witu my tiresome old books, and have some affairs of my own," she retorted sau cily. I beg, "danae, that you would wait until Eva is settled before yoa begin your flirtations. I shall cer tainly grow crazy if I have two to look after." , I am going to parties this winter, -as. a a papa, and or course i snau toot my prettiest, and then and then. " "It is time to go to school, so no more nonsense, out come ana kiss me good-by ;" and the young lady did as requested. .That afternoon Mr. Curtis called with a dashmg little turnout, and took Eva off in triumph, the young girl looking bright and happy enough to warrant her father's predictions ; but at Meridan's lane another young gentleman took his place by ber side and indulged in certain demonstra tions that bis predecessor had not dreamed of. They passed one j de lightful hour together, the horses al lowed to take their own pace, mean while, and apwa rewralog to tfa place Dointed Henry sprang out and young Curtis again sprang inland drove tbe lady home. This programme was repeated week after week, Eva, of coarse los ing neither health nor spirits under such a regime. At length, one day when Harry Beldon was with her, who should tbey see coming but Mr. Merrill himself. "What shall we do ? What shall we do ? asked the frightened girl "Haven't yoa a thick reil, dar ling?" "Yes, yea," and immediately tbe article in question was drawn closely over ber face, and shivering with ap prehension ther met tbe severe par ent, who gave them both a searching glance as be passed by. "O. Harry, do yoa think he knew me "Not unless he recognized your dress. "Then I'm safo eaougb, for papa never knows whether l am clothed in purple, green or yellow. Forta nately I bad this veil ; I shall regard it in tbe future as my kindest friend. Wasn't it funny ?" and she went off into a fit of joyous laughter, so con tagious that ber companion soon join ed in her merriment. That evening Mr. Merrill turned to his daughter saying, "Eva, I do not think yoa need wear the willow any longer for Mr. Beldon, he seems to be consoling himself." "What do yoa mean, father 7" she inquired very demurely, but almost choked with suppressed laughter. "I met lum riding with a lady to day so closely veiled that I could not see her face ; they seemed to be en joying themselves yery much." "I do sot suppose Mr. Beldon wul be silly enough to make a hermit of himself, and renounce the societv of all etber ladies, because he has been dismissed from tbe house of the girl he loves. 1 nope that be wul bad consolation somewhere." I think, Eva, that yoa bad better find consolation in the society of the gentleman yoa were with to-day." "lbe gentleman 1 was riding with, papa ?" " 1 es, dear."' "Why, wouldn't you object to my marrying bim : ' "1 should be most happy to see yoa his wife." "Well, 111 tell him then," and aughing mischievously, she ran out of the room. "So much for a girl's love ! What did 1 tell you, mother! I knew, she would be fascinating with tbe next good looking lellew that came along!" exclaimed tbe gentleman. I have not changed my opinions yet of Eva," she replied. "Have not changed your opinions? Yoa do not believe that she is still ia love with Beldon, do yoa V V aa and see." Why I have just riven mr con sent to her marrying William Cur tis and he went off happy as a bird." Tbe mother smiled incredulously, , but aaid nothing more. The next day Mr. Jdernu was sit ting ia his office, when suddealy the door opened, and Eva catered, lean ing on Mr. Beldoa's arm, looking very happy, bat a little nervous. My buaband, lather," aaid the au dacious little lady. "What's that 7" he inquired, posn- ng back bis chair. "Don't scold now, papa," she cot tinned, "yoa said 1 might marry tha gentleman I rede with yesterday and this is he. I was the veiled lady yon saw coaeeliag him. Mr. Merrill locked Terr grave for a mcmeaV asyd thea said : : 1 "Well, children, your two young beads were more than a match for my old one ; go and see your moth er." And the happy couple were very sure that they heard a sound strongly resembling laughter, as tbey left the room. "Papa," said a sweet voice, a few moments afterward, yoa were anx ious, yoa know, to have Will Curtis in the family, and he is willing." "What do you mean, Maude. You havent commenced your affairs in good earnest, have you ?" "Eva is settled and Mr. Curtis wants me to marry him. "Not for two years yet." "He is willing to wait." And kissing her father a dozen of time9, she also left him, te join ber impa tient lover. Tha Kaa-Estllag; Tree of Haul acaaear. If you can imagine a pine apple, eight feet high and tbiak in propor tion, resting upon its base, and de nuded of leaves, you will have a good idea or the trunk of the tree, which, however, was not tbe color of an bnana, but was a dark dingy brown, and apparently as hard as iron, i rom tbe apex of this fastica ted cone (at least two feet in diame ter) eight huge leaves sheer to the ground, like doors swinging back on their hinge3. These- leaves, which are j lined at tbe top of the trees at regular intervals, were about eleven or twelve feet long, and shaped very much like the leaves of an American agave or century plaut. Tbey are two feet through in their thickest part, and three feet wide, tapering to a sharp point that looked very much like a cow's horn, very convex on the outer but now under surface) aid on tbe under (now upper) sur face slightly concave. 1 bis concave surface was tbiekly set with strong thorny books like those upon the head of a teazle. These leaves, hanging thus limp and lifeless, dead green in color, had in appearance tbe massive strength of oak fiber. The apex of the cone was a round white concave figure like a smaller plate set witinn a larger one. 1 his was not a flower, but a receptacle, and there exaded into it a clear treacly liquid honey, sweet, and possessed of vio lent intoxicating and soporific prop erties rrorn underneath the rim, so to speak, of the undermost plate, a seriei of long, hairy, green tendrils stretched out in every direction to ward the h orizon. These were seven or eight feet long, and tapered from four inches to half an inch in diame ter, yet tbey stretched oat stiffly as iron rods. Above these (from be tween the upper and under cop) aiz white almost transparent palpi rear ing themselves toward the sky, twirl ing and twisting with a marveloas incessant motion, yet constant!? reaching npward. Thin as reeds and frail as quills, apparently, they were yet five or six feet tall, and were so constantly and vigorously in motion with such a subtle, sinuous, silent throbbing against the air, thrt they suggested of serpents flayed, yet dancing on their tai's. My observa tions on this occasion were suddenly interrupted by the natives who had beea shrieking around the tree with their shrill voices, and chanting what Headrick told me were propitiatory hymns to the great tree devil With still wilder shrieks and chants they now surrounded one of the women, and urged her with the points of their javilins, until slowly, and with de spairing face, she climbed up tbe stalk of the tree, and stood on the summit of tbe cose, the palpi swirl ing all about her. "Tisk I Tisk! (Drink ! drink !) cried the men. Stoop ing, she drank of tbe viscid fluid in the cup, rising instantly again, with wild frenzy in her face and convul sive cords in ber limbs. But she did not jump down as she seemed to intend to do. Oh, no ! Tbe atrocious canibal tree, that had been so inert and dead, came to sudden savage life. Tbe slender, delicate palpi, with the fury of starved serpen:s, quiver ed a moment over her head, then as if instinct with demoniae intelligence, fastened upon her in sudden coils round and round Ler neck and arms, and while ber awful screams and yei more awful laughter rose wildly to be instantly strangled down again into a gurgling moan, the tendrils one after another, like great green serpents, with brutal energy and in fernal rapidity, rose, protracted them selves, and wrapped her about in fold after fold, ever tightning with the cruel swiftness and savage te nacity of anacondas fas-toning rjpon their prey. It was tbe barbarity of the Laocoon without its beauty- this strange, herrible murder. And now the great leaves rose slowly and stiff ly like the arms of a derrick, erected themselves in the air, approached one another, and closed about tbe dead and hampered victim with tbe silent force of a hydraulic press and the ruthless purpose of a thumb screw. A moment more, and while I could see the basis of these great levers pressing more tightly toword each other from their interstices, there trickled down the stalk of tbe tree great streams of the viscid honey-like fluid, mingled horribly with the blood and oozing viscera of tbe vietim. At sight of . this the savage hordes around me, yelling madly, bound ed forward, crowded to the tree, clasped it, and, with cups, leaves, bands and tongues, each one obtain ed enough of the liquid to ma! him mad and frantic. CoooV Leek Ina Fat-Baa. A rood-leokior farm will sell qnieker and at a better price than a bad lookaag farm. Or.imenta trees, viaes, shrnba, and fences may not yield any money to tke owner while be has them ia his possession, but they will bring many times their cost when the farm comes into mar ket. Ia the early daya of Chicago a gentleman planted many . thousand evergreens and other treeaoa a large tract of land Bear the city, which he intended for his fatare home. He sever realized his desire of living on it, bat the place was sold. It was put on tie market at the same time an adjoining place was which was aaiis proved, and hroof bt over twice as much saoaey; Herak Hamra af Cleats Genius is not aristocratic. She docs not seek marble palaces or turreted castles to dwell with king or noble; but loves rather to linger ia the humble heme of the peasant, among tbe poor and lowlv. Of course there are exceptions to this, as to every other rule, and many of tbe rich and titled have become fa mous, but generally the favorites of genius are those who bavo no long line of ancestors to look back upon with pride, no coffer whose golden contents are never exhausted. One of the trials, coming band in hand with the fame and success which ever attend men and women of genius ia the curiosity of tbe world. Their private life must be fully un folded to the public gaze and they, patiently or not, mnst submit to the rude scrutiny. This curiosity, to some extent belongs te every one; we all have a desire to know what Shakespeare did when a boy, what ho said and how he acted; if Milton was happy in Lij home life; if Mozart every quarrelled; if Michael Angelo ate and drank like other men; and a thousand other similar questions present themselves to everv mind , while thinking of the lives "of the great and famous. We should not seek to raise tho veil which shields a homo from envi ous out-siders; but since it has been already uplifted, there surely can be no impropriety in taking a peep be neath. In an old-fa3hioned country vil lage among tbe hills of Yorkshire stands a quiet parsonage, where dwelt the author of "Jane Eyre." The house is of gray stone, strongly roofed with flags, in order to resist the winds which sweep fiercely across the mooriand.. The church is on one side, the school-bouse on tbe other, while the purple moor3 stretch faraway beyond. Under the windows of the parsonage grew a few plants, hardy one3, for such only could endure the cold and rigorous climate. In this dreary and desolate place lived, wrote, and died that woman of true genius, Charlotte Bronte. 'The bad roads cut off all the communica tion with the surrounding country and all the intelligent and education of the Bronte family were far superi or to their neighbors; their lives one might say, were bounded by tho home circle. Their father spending all of his time ia bis study, the moth er an invalid confined to here, room, the brother and Bisters early learned to depend upon tbemselve?. After the dath of her mother and two el der hildren, Charlotte supplied their place to ber younger sisters, and the cares iociaVeot upon such a position caused her to become old and thoughtful berood ber vears. Such were the home and circumMances of "Currer Bell" and both dad ther in fluence upon her works and charac ter. Tbe bleak cold winds infuaed some of their own vigor and strength into ber writings, the purple -Loath sorae of iu fragradce and beauty; ber isolated position, so unusual for a yoang girl, gave ber aa originality and freedom of thought that has made her famous. Yet when we think of ber small circle of acquaintances, ber uninteresting and desolate surround ing?, it seems truly wonderful that one tbns situated could Lave given to the world works of such thrilling interest and power as "Jane Eyre," "Villette," and "Shirley." Tbe home of Mrs Browning, one of the world's favorkc poets was in England, but more beloved than her native soil was the land ander Italy's sunny skie?. For Italy's freedom she wrote and prayed, and it is truly fitting that the last home this "soul of fire enclosed in a shell of pearl," should be ia beautiful Flor ence. "Where olive oreharJs gleam an 1 A loos; tb banks of Ara'1 river," she now Bleeps, with the bright Etxas - can roses bending over ber, and the sweet music of the golden river to sing her requiem. A clay-built eabin in Ayrshire was the birth place of Scotland's greatest poet, Robert Barns. He was a sim ple peasant boy, but nevertheless, genius had endowed bim with that immortal ire which so lew persons possess. He deserted the plough for the pen, and tbe Scotish rustic be came the renowned poet His fame, however brought bUa no prosperity; feasted and flattered for a time, he wa9 soon neglected aad forgotton and died in obscurity and poverty. That genius is not always so fick el to her favorites, is shown by the life of Washington Irving. His Ia3t days were spent ia his'beaatif-J resi dence, Sannyside, on the baaif the Hudson, where the "Soil rick wUk Fancy, gob! Aa 1 stirrio; aaemohe of old,' and around which cluster historical stories and romantic legends. There seems now to be rinsing ia our ears familiar strains of "Home, sst Unmet and we think of US author, who never experienced the delights and comfort of which be sings, never knew what it was to have a home. A wanderer all his life, he died at last ia a foreign land; but we wish that all loea and women of genius, be their homes ia poverty or in wealth, may so live that it could be said of them -3 cf John Howard Tavae: "Trne, when thy gentle spirit ted T relJ beyond th atar d.aae. With Anns ooutretcned, Uod l aasle sat.1, WsUobm to Heaven's "Home ; rweet Hoev." JXe Wave The . Seve or eight boys were rushiag around the postofSce Saturday, head ed by a yellow-haired youth whe was saying: "All I waat in this world is to lay my handsa him" n preseatly came upon a boy weighing about ten pounds more than himself, and roshing at bim be ex claimed. "Did yoa lick my brother Ben?' "Yts, I did," replied tbe boy.drop inghia bundle and spitting on his hands. WeI,n continued the other lad, backing slowly away, "he needi a ncklng Once a week to teach Lira to be eirnV1 Detroit Free Frets. WHOLE NO. 1240. The Torparfe Chicken. No city in the country has suffered more from the class of vagabond chicken thieves than Memphis, but thanks to French ingenuity.a panacea for the growing evil has been discov ered and its name is the 'Torpedo Chickea." This little machine is as near a chicken as human skill can make it. It is covered with feathers, with perfect bead, legs and wings. It is Boft to the touch, and the Ieg9 and wing3 are flexible, and can be moved and placed in positions simi lar to those of a genuine chicken, and when set upon a perch the de ception can not be discovered even by an expert. Like other chickens, too, if a burning match is placed near its nose it topples off the perch, and when it des it falls with the weight and destructiveness of a bombshell. Inside of tbe automation is placed a torpedo which explodes if it is taken by tbe legs or struck with any force. Hearing of this ingenious machine, a Front street merchant recently ordered a number of ther i with which to experiment Some Lalf dozen of them were secretly dif.ribatcd Fri day to persons who cornplained from aanovance from chicken thieves, and about tbe time other chickens seek their roosts they were placed con spicuously in the bea homes, and the persons setting them retired to await the results. A widow lady named Mrs. I. Simmons, living near Fort Bickering, who has been much annoyed, and whose watch dog was poisoned only a few nights since, was so anxious to know the result of tbe experiment that she sat up to await tbe coming of the visitors. About one o'clock she beard some subdued voices out aide the fence which surrounds her bouse, and soon after the scrambling noise made by a person climbing over the fence. Sooa there was a flutering in the hen Louse, a subdued cackle, and then a noise like the dis charge of a heavily loaded gun. An agonized shriek of pain and retreat ing footsteps told of the success of the machine. The lady who before was filled with anger and thought only of ven geance on the thieves who had so fre quently taken her chickens, was now filled with alarm, and half way re gretted Laving used the torpedo chick en. She did not have the courage to go out doors alone, but called to a neighbor who had been aroused by tbe report. He accompanied her to the hen bouse, where a great noise was being made by the surviving chickens. Several Lad beea killed and some maimed by the explosion, A search was made for tho torpedo chicken, which was finally found among the wreck of poultry. The body of the machine wa3 Llowa to atoms, but its two legs wero found intact, tifrhtlv rrasped by a huge black hand, which had been literally I torn from the arm. Death never j i . t i .'i - .1 . i : . u -. .ir.l i new ug.ter w ueu utjrgLT tuuiu.u 1 1. 1 a r,AiW-t a ttaar linn. rrr- m r thAdll VUlsluVKlvaucAU imuu Kl Ll v . ' ' " Uvo chicken Ie?:3. As befi ore staved, the.aegro ran awav as fa w" po?t4w; in his wounded condition, and if aoy.cne finds a negro with a band freshly sjiot eff, let him inform Chief Athy .tf , the fact Anotber negro wa3 broegit,to grief the same night, Ly one of the same instruments, in the eastern subufLs. Traces of bleod were discovered lading from the chickea roost, and it is Relieved Le will be arrested. This is, indeed, a great invention, aad vastly superi or to a trap gun. Its general use will soon rid our city of tho large number of chickea thieve3 who infest it The inventor, when should bo canonized. Lo . dies, tea U( Playfellow. .Not.evea the Luge and unwieldy whales are exempt from the sense of Lumor as displayed by playfalnesa. Ia Bennett's "Whaling Yoyaje there is a short and graphic description of this trait of character in the cpema- j.ceti whale, or cachalot, as it is often flailed: "A large party or cachalots gaai- IrOAkig on the surface of tbe ocean ! one f the most curious and imposing j spectacles which a whaling voyage 1 affords; the hage size and uncouth agility of the monsters exhibiting a strand oenrbinstioa of the errand and i ridiculous. "Oa such occasions it is not unusual to oboerve a whale of iLe largest size : leap from the water with tie activity of a saln-on. display the entire bulk j of his gigantic frame suspended at tho height of several feet in the air, j and again plungv into the sea with a helpless and tremendous laii, whicn causes the surrounding waters to shoot up in broad and lofty volumes capped with foam. "Others of tbe same 'school' leap or 'breach' in a leas degree, sportively brandish their broad and fan-shap-d flukes in the air, or protrude their f L..il, n.mniti.nir! atmrsi . J1F1U3 LVil.'. ' ' the aves like columns of black rock." I -Captain Scott, U.N., once told me, ti aa example of the height to which a cacisalot will leap in these gambols, that when standing on the deck ci a man-of-war, Le haa seen tbe horizon under the animal before it fell again into th water. When we recollect .t... .t.--i,.!j nfrpn rparh eis-htv 1 VUAb Hit " - -CT. feet in length, we may appreciate tbe 1 force which is exrr.i ia projecting; this Luge mass to such a height 1 Poor Sil l rlt- One cup of syrup; and if desired, osia nr two arvoo nfula of sojar, half cup of butter, one cup of sweet muk, , a . one cup of raisins, one pint, 01 nour one or two eggs, ooe v. od. a little salt Put in a pudding 4uh and bake or steam. To be eaten r . : ri with liquid sauce. j morn-1 A raaa in Bergea tbe other in hailed a fellow-laborer with "5e ye've got a baby at yer bcu.e. Welti's it, a boy or a gyurl?" "An its a hov." "So."" "Well, then it' a gyurl. " "Faita," said the delighted father, "aoaehe-iy's b'en telling ye." lis I What hMs all the world ? So one nose. snuff in the To remove dandruff-go to Arisa and interview the Apacbes. I.iee fowl. 1 in vou piea.se answer uie i.uw i inz mentions ? Vl'l'l i . f. I have r number of Lens whit-U are very lousy Tbey Lave been o fir the la?t two years. Hve triod a number of things, but fail to gt rid of tie vertniu. Cau you tfil me how to do so ? 2. What is tLe best method to n-e- j vent chickens from rettiQg Iousr 1 I W. W. W. There are such a number of reci pes for killing lice on Lens that it is di.licult to determine which is best. We U3e only one thing, and that is sulphur, and in the following manner: Whenever a Lea takes a nest for set ting, fresh, clean hay is put under the eggs, and one tablespoonful of sul phur scattered over it. Tui will sift in among the hay, and the warmth of the hen will be just suffi cient to cause slight fumes to arise and kill all vermin which may be oa the hen or in the nest We Lave practiced this plan for the past twelve years, and neither a lou?y chicken or mother has ever been seen ia our yard during the time named. This is our preventive for lice oa young chickens. Every spring we have our poultry house and roosts thoroughly cleaned and whitewashed inside, and then scatter flour of sul phur ia every crack and corner, and liberally over the floor. Do this and repeat it in the autnmn, aad we wiiil venture to say that you will have no vermin on your fowe's. To kill the lice od tbe old fowels immediately, mix a little sulphur in lard and grease their heads with tho compound, and put a little under each wing. Sulph tr is death to all kiadi of lice, and iot at all injurious to high er animal;. If scattered plentifully about bar.is and other out-buildings, it will destroy many kinds of vermin besides hen lice. We have had no "pip" among our chickens since wo commenced the sulphur treatment. Joasf Vow by Sibluilny ? As a rule there isn't a Letter class of people in the world to deal with than the Germans, but occasionally you will find one whoso idea3 con cerning certain business transactions are aniuslogKy peculiar. For in stance : A Germ ia subscriber to the Jour nal recently called to advertise a lost eow, aad according to the long es tablished ctHtORi of this well regula ted print shop, we imemdiately wrote up ihe notice and figured up tbe cost of publication. "Vat is dat?'' asked our friend, placing the but end of his whip on our little sum of multiplication. We informed him that it would cost him so much for advertising Lis lost cow for three weeks. . "You make me pay for dat ?'' ' Certainly ; we always take par for advertising." "You takes pay, eh ? Yell, dat is von tarn sbvindle. I pchribe rait dat ijhoumal bapcrs dese trecyears, uad now you sharge me yoost for loetle advertise uv mine gow." "But we "You sLtcp mine Sho'irnnl la pers." "But you "You shtop mine Shournal baper3, und I got some more ia Davtraw, by lahimine- nnil vrniv from littln nnd ilat i i "!v " ; , . ff;Prid I eo right away uad dond cot , j sheated mit you, by grashus. Tink veu got some sleep mit a veasel, dond you ? Sharge me yoost for ad vertise one gow! It was better uv you dond got me med vea I gome here, und I schribe mit dat Shournal . mon, ft3 tbre ? I but vou makes ro 7 1 1 n 1 1 t-i-i ii oti-in minA KarAa l.a. jorc j , jt neu dime Pat igh ra. man I am kint d of py sbimicv !' We tried to explain , we tried ia vain ; we lost him and a three-weeks advertisement of a "lost gow, py sbiminy V Tbe f Icarew. "There, my dear wife, there is tie set of jewelry which you so long waited for," said a Detroiter as Le laid a package before L i 3 wife the oth er evening. "Oh! you dear old darling, how much did it cost?" she inquired as sbe tore off the paper. "Only f'O," hi replied rareles ly. ' - " "And what's this mark, tS.lQ oa the card for . " as she held it up and looked at Lim with suspicion in her eyes. "That that mark why, that mean3 they paid only $3.5'J to Lave the jewelry made !" he replied. "Just think, darling, of their grinding a poor, hard working artisan dowa V) li.oO She wa3 satisfied with the explana tion, and he whispered to himself : "What a mule I was not to change that 50 to $o0." TbeSbaJa-a fttrwn;-II. The strong-box of the Shah of Persia consists of a small room 20x1 i feet Here ?pread upon carpets, lie jewels valued at ,,004.GOJ. Ch'ef among then is the Kaiaaiaa crowa, shaped like a flu wer-pot, aad topp1 by aa ua-;nt ruby as large as a hea's egg, aad fsupposed to have come from "tiara. Near the crown are two lambskin caps adorned wili splendid agrettes of diamonds; and before thea lay trays of pearl ruby, and emerald necklaces, and hundreds of rings. A Mr. Eastwick, who is reported to have been allowed to ex amine the collection, states that conspicuous among the gauntlet and belts covered with pearls aad diamonds ia the Kaiaaiaa belt, aboat a foot deep, weighing perhaps eigh teen pounds, which is one complete mass of pearl, and diamonds, ercer. aldaand rubies. Oce or two scab bards of swords are said to be worth a quarter cf a million each. There is also the Dnet turquoise ia the ,,, . , , , world, three or four inches long, aa 1 witLout a flaw; also an exerald as big as a walnut, covered with the uamr-i 01 tiie AiLii nun ... A young lady requested permis sion of an editor to" contribute sorns lines to Lis mazazine. Tbe accoramc iii lies u Likn i.Ai a x a . u v . a d . ed;tor ,ied lhtt , Ttw goo4 i. ,ine9 woaId bo , acceptable, as "3uiuS h . d oa mer, 3 to a bsLiag latest anecdote brought to light by rbe Centennial celebration is ritncr , musing. While the Brirish troops were marching throngh Cam- ; bridge, one of them Baid jerungly to 'a farmer sowing seed: "You may 'sow, but we 'hall reap." "Well, per i Lps yoa may," was tbe reply, "for j I am sowing hemp.1 The condition of crops satisfactory. fa France Smallpox prevails to aa ala.-aiicg degree in the Carliat army. Forty barrels of "crookei" whisky were wired in Milwaukee resterdiy.