The Sunbury American III Pl-BLIKHED EVF.KI FnlBAT, BV EM'L "W1LVEET, Proprietor, Corner of Tliird St., and Marlet Square, StXBURY, FA. At One Dollar anil Fifty OonU If paid strictly in advance; $1.75 if jai.l within the yi-ar; or i'2.00 in all cases when ameut is di'layed till lifter expiration of the year. No subscription discontinued uulil all airrsrajjes are psid uiiltwa at the option of the rmbuslier. Tiimikhs aiu; iti(iiui.r iuhucd to. All now sutMcriptinus to th American by jih.h living outside of the c.muty of Northumberland, nmt be ac vjuipauied witii the Cash. Tui is mJe necessary by the difficulty exjieriencej in collecting unpaid subsciii tious at a distance. BALTIMOKi: tOCK HOSPITAL T n. jonxsTox, rhvsician of this celebrated Institution, lias discovered the most certain, speedy, pleasant and effectual remedy in the world for all DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE. Weakness ot the Back or Limbs, Strictures, Affections, of Kidneys and Bladder, Involun tary Discharge, Impotency, General Dctuli tv, Nervousness, Dyspepsy, Lauirnor, Low Spirits, Confssion of Ideas, Palpitation of the Heart, Timidity, Tremblings, Dimness of Sicht or Giddiness, Disease of the Head, Throat, Nose or fckin, Affections of Liver, Lungs, Stomach or Bowels these terrible Disorders anting from the Solitary Habits of Youth those secret and solitary practices more fatal to their victims than the song of Syrens to the Mariners of Ulysses, blighting their most brilliant hopes of anticipations, rendering marriage, &c., impos sible. tOUNGMEX especially, who have become the victims of Soli tary Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit which annually sweeps to an uutimcly grave thousands of young men of the most exalted talents and brilliant Intellect, who might other wise have entranced listening Senates with the thunders of eloquence or waked to ccstacy the living lvre, may call with full contldeuce. MARRIAGE. Married Persons or Young Men contemplating marriage, aware of Physical Weakness, (Loss of Procreative Power Impotency), Nervous Ex citability. Palpitation. Organic Weakness, Ner vous Debility, ot any other Disqualification, speedily relieved. ' He who places himself under the care orDr. J, may religiously confide in his honor ns a gentle' man, and conlidently rely uon his skill asaPhv. sk'ian. ORGANIC WEAKNESS. Impotency, Loes of Power, immediately Cured and full Igor liestorea. This Distressing Affection which renders Life miserable and marriage impossible is the penalty paid lV the victims of Improper indulgences, Young persons are too apt to commit excesses from not beincr aware of the dreadful conseqences that may ensue. Xow, who that understands the subject will pretend to deny that the power of procreation is lost sooner by those falling iuto Improper habits than oy me pruaeni i uesmcs leiiig deprived the pleasures of healthy offspring, t he niort serious and destructive symptoms to both hoilv. and mind arise. The system becomes de ranged, the Physical and Mental Functions Weakened, Lwi of Procreative Power, Nervous Irritability, Dyspe. ua, ralpitation 01 ine ueari, Indigestion, Constitutional Debility, a Wasting of the Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay and Death. A CUKE WARRANTED IX TWO DAYS. Persons ruined in health by unlearned prcteu dcrs who keep them triflimr mouth after month, takitig poisonous and injurious compounds, should apply immediately. PI!. JOHNSTON, MemlHT of the Royal College of Surgeons, Lon don, Graduated from one of the most eminent Col'eges in the United States, and the greater part of who:e ife has been spent in the hospitals of Lou J on, Fris, Philadelphia and elsewhere, has effected some of the most astonishing cures that were ever known ; many troubled with ring ing in the head and ears when asleep, great nervousness, being alarmed at sudden sounds, bashfuincss, with frequent blushing, attended sometimes with derangement of mind, were cured immediately. TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE. Dr. J. addresses all those who have injurrd themselves by improper indulgence and solitary habits, which rniu both body and mind, unfitting tliem for either business, study, society or mar riage. Thksk are some of the sad and melancholy effects produced by early habits of youth, viz: Weakness of the Back and Limbs, Pains iu the Back and Head, Dimness of Sight, Loss of Mus oftlur Power, Palpitation of the Heart, Dyspepsy, Nervous Irritability, Derangement of Diirestive Functions, General Debility, Symptoms of Cou cuiuption, &.C. Mentally The fearful effects on the mind are much to be dreaded Loss of Memory, Con fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil Forebodings, Aversion to Society, Self-Distrust, Love of Solitude, Timidity, fcc, are some of the evils produced. Thovsakds of persons of all ases can now jurtjre what is the cause of their declining health, losiug their vigor, becoming, weak, pale, nervous and emaciated, having a singular appearance about the eyes, cough and symptoms of consump tion. ! YOUNG MEN Who have injured th tnselves by a certain prac tice indulged in when alone, a habit frequently learned from evil companions, or at school, the caccts of which are nightly felt, even when aslcen. and if not cured, renders marriage impos sible, and destroys both mind and body, should apply immediately. What a pity that a young man, the hope of his country, the darling of his pareuts, should be snatched from all prospects and enjoyment ol life, by the consequence of deviating from the path of nature and indulging in a certain secret habit. Such iKirsons MfST before contemplating MARRIAGE, reflect that a sound mind and body are the most necessary requisites to promote connubial happi ness. Indeed without these, the journey through life becomes a weary pilgrimage; the prospect hourly darkens to the view ; the mind becomes shadowed with despair and filled with the melan choly reflection, that the happiness of another liccoiucs blighted with our own. A CERTAIN DISEASE. Wheu the misguided and imprudent votary ot pleasure finds that he has imbibed the seeds ot this painful disease, it too often happens that an iil-timcd sense of shame, or dread of discovery, deters him from applying to those who, from education and respectability, can alone befriend hiin, delaying till the constitutional symptoms of , t his horrid disease mase ineir ajuicuinui-c, u as ulcerated sore throat, diseased nose, nocturai pains in the head and limbs, dimness of sight, deafness, nodes on the ehin bones and arms, blotches on the head, face and extremities, pro gressing with frightful rapidity, till at last the palate of the mouth or the bones of the nose fall in, and the victim of this awful disease becomes a horrid object of commiseration, till death puts a e!iod to his dreadful Buffering, by sending him to " that Undiscovered Country from whence no traveller returns." It is a melancholy fact that thousands DIE victims to this terrible disease., throiiirh falling into the hands of Iznorant or unskillful PRE TENDERS, who, by the nsc of that deadly Poi son, Mercury, fcc, destroy the constitution, and incapable of curing, keep the unhappy sufferer month after month taking their uoxious or in jurious compounds, and instead of being restored to a rcuewal of Life Vigor and Happiness, in des pair leave him with ruined Health to sigh over his galling disappointment. To such, therefore, Dr. John-sto pledges him self to preserve the most Inviolable Secrecy, and from his extensive practice and observations in the great Hospitals of Europe, and the first in this country, vis : England, France, Philadelphia n ud elsewhere, is enabled to offer the most cer tain, speedy and effectual remedy iu the world for all diseases of imprudence. DR. JOITSSTON, OFF-.CE, NO. 7, S. FREDERICK STREET. Baltimore, M. D. Left hand side going from Baltimore street, a few doors from the comer. Fail not to observe name and number. if"No letters received unless postpaid and containing a stamp to be used on the reply. Per sons writing should state age, and send a portion of advirtisement describing symptoms. There are so many Paltry, Designing and Worthless Impnsters advertising themselves as Physicians, trilling with and ruining the Lcalth of all who unfortunately fall into their power, that Dr. Johnston deems it necessary to say es pecially to those unacquainted with his reuuta tion that his Credentials or Diplomas always hang in his office. ENDORSEMENT OF TnE PRESS. The many thousands cured at this Establish ment, year after year, and the numerous im portant Surgical Operations performed by Dr. Johnston, witnessed by the representatives of the press and many other papers, notices of which have appeared again and again before the public, besides bis standing as a gentleman of character and responsibility, is a sufficient guarantee to the afflicted. Shin diseasst speedily cured. April 9. 175. lv LOIIIER A.D l'LAM, MILLS Third Street, adjoining Phila. & Eric R. R., two Squares North of the Central Hotel, SUNBURY, PA. IRA T. CLEMENT, IS prepared to furnish every description of lum ber required by the demands of the public Having all the latest improved machinery for maanfactaring Lunber, he is now ready to till or ders f all kinds of FLOORING, SIDING, DOORS SHUTTERS, SASH, BLINDS MOULDL.VG3, VE- KANDAS, BKAUK.L1B, and all kinds of Ornamental Scrowl Work. Turn ing of every description promptly executed. Also, il UKUa nf uvm r.jT ur A BILL LUMBER. HEMLOCK and PINE. Also, Shingles, Pickets, Lathe, &c. Orders promptly filled, and shipped by Railroad t otherwise. IRA T. CLEMjSNT. icl9-CS:1y Si I2stalllslied In 1810. lKIl'E 91 50 IN ADVANCE. J j.lrcfcssionaI. TH. It. K ASF.. Attorney at Law, SUN- BURY, PA. O'licc in Market Square, (adjoining the office of W. I. Greenough, Esq.,) Professional business iu this and adjoining coun ties promptly attended to. Siiubury, March 10, lS72.-ly. josKi'M j7ai:.oli, ATTORNEY and COUNSELLOR AT LAW, Liverpool, Perry county, Fa. All business matters iu the counties of North umberland, Snyder, Union, Perry and Juuiata promptly attended to. Consultations can be had in 1 110 German and English languages. a prillt. 1ST4.-Iy TITM A. KOREIC. V ATTORNEY AT LAW AND COUNTY. SOLlt'ITOK. Office on Front Street bclo-r Market, Sunbury, Pa. Collections and ail legal business prompt! attended to. JAMES KE.IKI. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office iu Haupt's building, South East Corner of Market Square, Sunbury, Pa. Special Attention Paid to Collections. Ax. mure, . ATTORNEY AT LAW , AND ACTING JUSTICE OF TOE PEACE. Next Door to Judge Jordan's Residence, Clict uut Street, Sunbury, Pa. Collections and all legal matters promptly at tended to. JEREMIAH SNYDER. ATTORNEY AT LAW, AND ACTING Jl STIl E OF THE PEACE. Co anveyaucing.the collections of claims,writings, i all kinds of Legal busiucss will be attended aud to rarefullv and with despatch. Can be consult ed in the English and German language. Olllce iu Haupt's building, Market street, Sunbury, Pa. April 9,'T3. G1 . nOTDOKF, JTa Attorncv-at-Law, GEORGETOWN, Northumberland Co., Prima. Can be consulted iu the English and Gonna u languages. Collections attended to in North umberland and adjoining counties. Also Agent for the Lebanon Valley Fire Insu rance Company. inula W. C. PACKER, Attorney at Law, Sunbury, Pa. November 9, lS73.tf. Sit. ltOYEK, Attorney ana counsellor at Law. Office lu Wolverton'a Law build ing, Secoud street, SUNBURY, PA. l'rolessionai business attended to, in the courts ot Northum oerland and adjoining counties. Also, in the o,.,i Tntrirt t'nurts f.ir the Western Dis- Claims promptly collect ed. Particular attention paid to catt hi bank rv;fru. Consultation can be had in the Ger- man language. LH. KAKE, Attorney nt ww, cl.v BURY, TA., office iu Wolvcrton's Law building, Second street. Collections made in Northumberland and adjoining counties. April 'J, o. J. 5Iti ill Lam. Andrew U. Dill. i rank. S. Murr. MNN, IHEE V MARK, ATTORNEYS AT LAN , Next door to the Presbyterian church, Market L fVDI'l'V April 9,'T5 Northumberland Co., Pa. TTiDMUND DA IS. 4 . ATXMPVPV IT1.SH' SUNBURY, 1'fc.NN'A. j Office iu Masser's Building, south side of Mar- : a :i fi ?i"rr 1 et Square. i'1" J ,J- JAMES II. MeDEVITT, Attorney at Law and United States Coumissiosei:. Office with S. B. Boycr, Esq.. in Wolvcrtou's Law liuliuiug, Sunbury, Pa. , April U.'T."). SP. WOLYEKTOX, Attorney at Law. Market Square, SUNCURY,PA. Profession al business in this and adjoining counties prompt- y attended 10. Hit. JIASSIiK, Attorney at Law, c-L-n- BURY. PA. Collections attended to in the counties of Northumberland, Union, Snyder. Montonr, Columbia aud Lycoming. apllU-U GEO. W. ZIEULEK, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Office in Haupt's baiidkig, Market St., Sun btirv. Pa. - Collections and nil professional business i pnmptly attended to in the Courts of Northum- 1 berland and ndjoining counties. March l'J. 1S7.". DK. C. M. JIAKTIN, Office in Drug Store, Clement House Block, Office hours : from 11 a. m., to 1 p. m., and from 0 to 1) p. m., at all other hours, when not Professionally en aged can be found at bis residence, on Chestnut Street, SUNBURY, PA. Particular attention given to surgical cases. Will visit Patients either in town or country. Git. CAD WALL A DEIl. Market Street, 1 SUNBURY, PA. i Dealer in Drngs, Medicines, Paints, Oils, i Glass, Varnishes, Liquors, Tobacco, Cigars, Pocket Books. Dairies, &c. j DENTIST ICY. GEORGE M. RENN, In Simpson's Building, Marktt &ptare, Scnbuht, Pa., 1 prepared to do all kinds of work pertaining to Dentistry. He keeps constantly on baud a large assortment of Teeth, and other Dental material, from which he will be able to select, and mec ine wants of his cuatomers. All worn warranted to give satisfaction, or else the money refunded. The very best Mouth Wash and Tooth-Powdon kept on hand. Ills references are the numerous patrons for whom he has worked for the last twelve years. Sunbury, April 21, 1872. j0tcls nuts Jjcsfanrattts. nRAWFOKI Mulberry. Busiucss Centre, Williamsport, Pa. Win. CRAWFORD, Proprietor. Dec. 11, 1S74. CLEMENT IIOI ST., Third Street below Market, Suubury, Pa. PETER S. BUR RELL, Proprietor. Rooms neat and comfortable. Tables supplied with the delicacies of the season and the waiters attentive and obliging. Suuqury, Jan. 22, NITED STATES HOTEL, W. F KITCHEN, Proprietor. Opposite the De pot 8IIAMOKIN, PA. Every attention given to travellers, and the best accommodations given. April 5,173. tf ATIONAL HOTEL. AUGUSTUS WALD, Proprietor, Georgetown North'd County, Pa., at the Station of the N. C. R. W. Choice wines and cigars at the bar. The tabids supplied with the best the market affords. Good stabling and attentive ostlers. HL'MMEL'S KESTALKANT, LOUIS HUMMEL, Proprietor, Commerce St., SUAMOKIN, PENN'A. Having just refitted the above Saloon for the accomodation of the public, is now prepared to serve "jis friends with the best refreshments, and fresh Lager Beer, Ale, Porter, and all other malt qnors. Sarbs. msmtss W. 8. RHOAD8. i. PACKER fl A AS WS. It HO ADS A CO., RETAIL dealers op ANTHRACITE COAL, SUNBURY, PENN'A. OrriCE with Haas, Faoelt & Co., Orders left at Seasholtx fc Bro's., office Market treet, will receive prompt attention. Country ustom respectfully solicited. Feb. 4, 171. tf. OAL! COAL! CO A LI GRANT BROS., Shippers and Wholesale and Retail Dealers in WHITE AND RED ASH COAL, SUNBURY, PA. (LOWER wharf.) " rders will receive Drompt attention. ANTHRACITE COAL ! VALENTINE DIETZ, Wholesale and Retail dealer in every variety of ANTHRACITE COAL, UPPER WHARF, SUNBURY, PENN'A. All kinds of Qntln taken in exchange for Coal, (trders solicited and filled promptly. Orders left at 8. F. Nevin's Confectionery Store, on Thjrd trect, will recleve prompt attention, and money receiptedfor, the same ns at the oflice. NEW COAL YARD. THE undersigned having connected the Coal business wit li his extensive FLOUR & GRAIN trade, is prepared to supply families with the VERY It EST OF COAL, CTIEAI FUR CASH. Ecrg, Stove and Nut, constantly on hand. Grain taken in exchange forOo.il. J. M. CADWALLADER. Sunbury, Jan. 15, 1870. tf. jfctistfllaTti-oiis. t Sl'NIIUKY ?I A Kit EE YARD, Fourth Street below Market, SUNBURY, PENN'A. rrWlF undersigned has returned from the Ver J jiont Marble Quarries with 5tt Tons of Mniitlc for :3rv Hon ii ui cuts, (irave-Stoues, as bought at such figures that I ' ... l.tm n oa 1 w,t f f .trinn (", . r less money, than heretofore. The best pfeBfr Sutherland Falls Marble, which is better th:i Italian. Rutland is now sold as low as the Manchester. Those who need anything in the Marble line, for Monuments, Gravc-Stom-s. or other purposes, will find it to their interest to call and examine this large stock, as better bargains can be secur ed than buying from parties 'huckstering' round the country. All lettering will be done in the neatest and most improved style. W. M. DAUGIIERTY. Suubnry, Jan. 11, 1ST;.. THE IIX; ItAEtltEK SHOP IS THE SHOP OF THE TOWN and long has been ; ask history and she will tell yon Men have grown old iu our patronage Rabies on the'.r mothers' breast To bouncing boys ut play ; And youths by maidens fair caressed, To 6talwart men with cares oppressed, And old men silver gray. And among the honored and lasting impres sions of time, and the crash of revolutions iu circumstances, we stand a living monumental memento of the ingenuity and perseverance ap pertaining to the identity of progression, p'.ylng our vocation with the highest style of art and perfection, aud aspiring to achieve the highest reward of merit attainable in our humble eapaci tv, and the sentiment of respect and approbation which the presence of superior appliances and es H 111 11111JW UMII VI CVll UVUVl 0'.4i-, .v. tablishment are always wont to inspire. Always to plea60 We sbavo with case Cut and comb with taste the hair; Shampoo the head with soothing care, And color the whiskers black or brown, To suit the people about the town. Then allow me iolitely request you to stop, And not go past nor from arouud our shop. To get shaved on the basis of ability nor as some have done for our use of the ballot for prin ciple sacred and right nor nudcr the common secret and invidious guise of enmity to complex ion ; for the cut of a man's coat, or the color of his skin, ought not to affect his nsefulncss nor his qualifications. A fair chance is ull that wc demand, to give the proof to all the land. JAMES W. WASHINGTON. Proprietor. Sunbury, April 5.. IS73: No. 91, Market st. THE TIMES. A First-Class Newspaper. DAILY AND WEEKLY. Independent iu Ever) thins! Neu tral in Nothing ! Opposed to all Corrupt Rings in Municipal, !t:ite and National Affairs. The Ially Times will lieisKuedou Satur day, tiir Ltth ol ilarcU uext, and every moruiiia thnrt aftW, Huii'Iay ecj.twlt under the editorial direction of A. K. MeCXi'UK, j.rlutfd coni.ai-tly from clear, new type, ou a Lire fuhualieet, containing all the ucu's of tiie day, iucluduig the Aaaocialmi Pn i V-i:rarii, Kpwial Tfk-graniB sud Corirsjioiidence f rom all points ol iiiierwrta, and fearlm editorial diccuwioii of all cur rent topira. Price, two ceuta. Mail sulwcriptiouH, poataKe free. Six dollars j'Cr an num, or Fifty cents per month, in advance. Advertlscmonts, flftwn, twenty and thir ty (fills per line, according to jonitluu. tiie wnKiY Tiir:s. Will be insued 011 Saturday, March 20th, and weekly tln-reafter, containing all iniixirtaiit news of the ww-k, aud complete Market and Kiuaueial liejxirtH. Mailed, for one year, p-ostajje free, at the following nil's: One Copy !. TrnCopi.n !. Twenty Copies V,.M AtlvertlneillMltS twruty-five cents pei line. lteiuittaneeH should be iiiadrbv Drafts or I". O. Orders. Address, TllO Times, No. 14 South Seventh Street, l'miad.lpbia. 8cto SbbcrtiScmcuts A NEW STOCK OF MERCHANT TAILORING GOODS. CIIAS. MA1IIL Has jii? t returned from the Eastern cities,with an elegant selections of. CLOTHS, CASSIMEKES, and VESTING, of the finest French Brands, Trimmings, Vc. He is now ready to receive orders for SPRING AND SUMMER SUITS of any desired style. The latest styles of pat terns ou hand, and NEAT FITS GUARANTEED. You will find prices at least as reasonable as elsewhere, tiivc me a call. CHAS. MAIIIL, FOURTH .ST., Oupotitt CITY HOTEL, SUNBURY, PA. Sunbury, April 9, 18"5.-tf. 1875 MILLINERY. 1875 TRIMMED AND UNTRIMMEO HATS and BONNETS. SPRING STYLES. CRAPE AND CRAPE YEILS. "VJEW French Styles in Infants' Caps. Straw I Goods, in Shade Hats, School Hats and all the Iaet Fashionable Shaiies and olors. Chip lu Drab, Brown, Black and While. Leg horn, Black Hair, etc. All the novelties in Silks, Gross Grains, Sashes, Serges, etc. French Flowers, Wreaths, Roses, Buds and Sprays. Ribbons in the new shades. Purchasers will find a full and carefully se lected stock of Millinery at M. L. Gosslcr'a Millinery Store, Fourth St., below the Sh.vinokin Div. N. C. R. R., Sunbury, Pa. April 23, 1875. s PRING AND SUMMER STYLES OF MILLHSTEJRY NEW STYLES, NEW FEATHERS, .NEW FLOWERS. ORNAMENTS. Hats & IBonnets TRIMMED AT ALL PRICES. EIBBONS IN THE Latest and Best Shades. Good Assortment 01 Notions CONSTANTLY ON HAND. FANCY ZEPHYR GOODS AND INFANT'S HOODS, At Misses L. & 8. Weiser's Millinery Store, Market St., Sunbury, Ta. April 23, 175. Li SUNBURY, PA.. FRIDAY $taxr3i null SuI) 3riirfins. SUNBURY AMERICAN The Largest and Mo9t Complete Estal lisliracnt IN THIS SFXTION. NEW TYPE, NEAT WORK, IMPROVED PRESSES, SKILLED WORKMEN. ORDERS l'ROMPTLY TILLED. 5PRICF.S MODERATE.- r.00K, CARD AND JOB PRINTING EXECUTED IN THE BEST STYLE. BUSINESS CARDS. WEDDINO CARDS, VISITING CARDS, SHOW CARDS, BALL TICKETS, BLANKS, HANDBILLS, MERCANTILE LETTER HEADS, NOTE HEADS, BILL HEADS, ENVELOPES, CARDS, CHECKS AND DRAFTS, PROGRAMMES, DODGERS, PAPER BOOKS. MANIFESTS, CIRCULARS. Everything that is needed iu the printing de partment will be executed with promptness nud at low prices. All are invited to call and exa mine our samples. No trouble to give estimates and show goods. We shall cheerfully do this to all, who call for that purpose, without charge. reorders for Subscription. Advertising or Jolt Printing, thankfully received. Address EM'L WI EVERT, Proprietor, SUNBURY. PA. Strl) crib frig cAjtCthmt 1 SUNBURY AMERICAN 13 THE BESTADVEItlSING MEDIUM In the Central part of the St-te, IT CIRCULATES In one of the Most Thrifty, Intelligent and wealthy SECTIONS OF PENNSYLVANIA. Sample copy of paper sent to any address free Of chnrce. AMERICAN MORNING, MAY 28, 1875. "DREADFUL HARD TIMES." Yesterday I walked down to that part of the town Where the people collect, at the sign of the Tun, To discuss and debate the great matters of State, Aud show how the things that go wrong should be done. There was ragged "Sam Kent," who is not worth a ceut . Thera was idle "Dick Lawless" and noisy "'Jack Grimes," And swaggering "Jim Bell," who has nothing to sell All cursing the batiks and these dreadful hard times. There was old "Daddy Slop," who bus lost his last crop By tieglcctiug to mend up some gaps in the fence ; There was shabby "Ned Thorn," who had plant ed his com, But had never put hoe, no, nor plough to it since ; There was dashing "Bill Sutton," with a tine dandy coat on, Who was never out of debt, nor was worth twen ty dimes i They too joined the throng aud still kept up the song "A curse on the bunks and these dreadful hard limes." Next came Dick Short, who was summoned to Court For some huudieds of half pints of whisky aud rum ; lie had brought the last sack of his grain on his back, Though his children were crying with hnnger at home ; "Here, landlord," said 'Short,' "come bring me a quart, I must treat these, my friends, sir, aud Merry 'Jack Grimes I've the corn, to pay, no booking to day," Then he fell to cursing the banks and hard times. Nest came in "Tom Sargent," who lately turned merchant, And bonght a fn!I store I can hardly tell liotv ; But this much I know, about twelve months ago That the constable sold at the post his last cow ; Yet Tom dashed away, spending hundreds each day, Till the merehauts brought suit for their dry goods and wines ; So Tom joined the throng, and assisted the song With a curse on these banks and these dreadful hard times. Next appeared Madam Pride and beau at hrr side, With her silks striped with lace quite down to her trail ; Her husband that day, nuable to pay For the dress she then wore, had been lodged up iu jail. She turned to the throug, as she tripped it nlong, And she hoped that the merchants would swiug for such crimes. As to make people pay their debts iu this way And she cursed all the banks and these dreadful hard times. "Now," eaid I. "Mr. Short, you are summoned to Court, And must soou jto to jail (or these loug whisky scores ; AuJ you, "Mr. Drew ;" aye, and you sir, aud you Who are hanging 'round taverns and rnnuiug to Sit ore ; And you, "MaJam Pride," must your silks lay aside ; And you, Mr. Idle,' aud you "Mr. Grimes," Must all to your labors, like some of your neigh bors, And you'll soon put an end to these dreadful hard times." gnl.es mitt blxs. GETTINCJ A LIFT. 'And wha kens, ilarjory, by that time Bomebody may gie us a lift.' Marjory shook her pretty head. She had not just now her lover's hopefulness ; butbhe smiled, as she always did, at his Scotch accent, glancing up archly, and the shake of the head was not very discourag ing. The two were standing before that mossy little cottage at the corner of the lane, just where the sweeping shadows of the great elm flickered over it. This cottage was Marjory's day-dream a tiny, cozy, flower, clad day-dream, with a good substantial wall and vine-coverod hedge about it. In that distant future when she and Adam should be forehanded enough to wed, she liked to fancy herself mistress of this pretty cottaee, going iu and out of the sunny porch, or waitiug for Adam of a summer evening down at the little gate under the elm. The place belonged to Squire Auton upon the hill, but the squire was away and the placo unoccupied, aud Marjory was at full liberty, therefore, to tenant it with a dream. She never passed the cozy little nest without a longing glance thitherward. The 'by that time' of which Adam spoko was long in coming, and to Marjory it 6cemed somehow this morning farther off than ever. Adam, the sturdy young Scotsman, saw no cause for despair in this new country, with it fertile soil and sunshine. He was a gardener, known in all the region for his skill and thrift, aud he trusted to shape the future with his own strong bauds. Yet to be owner of a pretfy place like thai, with its low caves, its tidy shell-bordered path, and its elm shadows, was a thing worth dreaming about, and he let Marjory have her pretty dream. 'It's no unlike the wee bit place at hame,' said Adam, eyeing it with a lingering glance as he turned to the road. Well, well, go your ways, Adam,' Eaid Marjory. 'It's long past noon, and I've to stop down the lane with this basket for Widow Gray.' And Adam, lifting the basket over the stile for her, went his way, whistling thoughtfully. Slowly Marjory passed up the lane with her basket, summer odors about her, and summer blossoms every where sheddiug their shell like petals in a fragrant snow fall, not whiter nor sweeter that the clean linen she was carrying to the Widow Gray ; for Marjory was a capital work-woman, if she did dream over her tasks now and then. The basket was refilled from the widow's garden with a goodly freight of vegetables for the houseful of youngsters for whom the young girl was purveyor, and the after noon shadows were lengthening as patient Marjory went her way up the lane once more. She paused a moment at the stile to rest Over the summer fields a soft, hazy sunlight fell ; the meadows were golden ; a veil of impalpable mist hung in the drow sy air. Marjory lingered, with her red hood thrown back over her shoulders look ing wistfully yet wearily at the 6cene. Her eye wandered to the hills lying afar off, fleeting cloud and shifting Bhadow flecking them. How distant they seemed; jet how near and familiar ! She had never visited them, though they seemed so near. All her life had laiu along the beaten track of household ways the elder sister patiently caring for the old folks and the little ones. Never, in her remembrance, had there happened to Marjory such a longing for a holiday, such a weariness of the old fami liar duties, as now, when, setting down her laden basket, she leaned upon the stile, aud shading her eyes with her hands, looked down the winding road. It was all so balmy, so luring, and quiet. Now and then a laborer with hi3 rake ou his shoul der plodded homeward, nodding to her as he passed, or a creaking farm wagon, with j its sleepy oxen, toiled up the rise ; and presently there rose a sun lit cloud of dust a little distance off, and through it came the twinkliDg of red spoked slender wheels a pretty vehicle appeared, and a young gentleman driving. Marjory wondered how it would feel to be sweeping along the road like that, with no burdens to carry, and such a fleet little pony. At that mo ment could she believe it ? that pretty equipage paused in the road, that swift little pony stood stampiug impatiently, and a pleasant voice said, 'Shall I give you a lift ?' Marjory looked at the questioner, doubt ful if she were not really dreaming. There sat the vision, spruce, smiling, and holding out its gloved bands to help her in with her basket. Marjory felt herself dusty and untidy in the contrast. This might be the young squire, who was coming home to live, she had heard ; but she smiled a shy smile as she found herself actually lifted to the vacant seat, and the young man thought he had never seen anything quite so bright and summer like as that smile. He wondered if all country girls were like this, with such beaming eyes and sun tinted cheeks ; and as they rode along he chatted pleasantly, just to evoke that smile again. How fresh and uncontaminated and full of rare sweetness might not such a girl be, brought up in the woods, and breath ing m their clean clear air I He was tired of city people. Oity people, both men and women, were so conventional impossible to do anything out of the habitual routine in the city. Now a man ought to do some good in the world. He had often thought it his duty to strike out in a new path, and break through old usages. All the men of his family had married fashionable women ; they had wealth, they had position ; but not one of them had a smile like that. Now a bright cheery hearth, with a pleasant face beside it which might incite a man to do something worth while with his life. Such a girl as this, now Marjory, sitting by his side, blushed as she rode along, seeing all the homely fa miliar things from a grand distance, and fancying herself a lady riding iuto town with a gay gallant beside her. 'What is the prettiest place hereabout ?' asked the squire, rousing from his reverie. And Marjory told him of the little cottage under the elm that was the prettiest place of all. So they rode aloug till they came insight of the grand house on the hill a big brown house with a great carriage-way and a row of tall poplars. Near the south gate stood the conservatory and hot houses. The glass doors were open. The scent of rare exotics floated ou the air, mingled with the earthy odor of the garden mould. The sun was setting behind the poplars, flush ing everything with rose color. 'Prettier than this V asked the squire. 'How would you like to live here ?' Ah, to live in a place like this, with a gardener to work for you, and to bow to the dust as he brought you a bouquet of those wonderful flowers ! Marjory did not answer immediately, for at that moment a man in a ragged straw hat, at work in the beds, lifted up his heated face, and touched that ragged straw bat to the squire. His eye lit up when he saw Marjory. It was Adam. 'Thank ye, squire, for giemg the lassie a lift,' he said, coming forward. 'I'll e'en tak' the basket, aud walk the rest ' the way wi her.' The young squire woke up. AVhat strange distinctions there are in life, to be sure I Here was a girl whom he had actually been contemplating in the light of a wife. In his musing he had dressed her like a queen, and had seen her sweep gracefully in at the wide portal of his mansion. But on the threshold of that door her own familiar friend, it seemed, must pause, humble and hatless. He could not make a place for Adam ; he could not imagine Adam in a drawing room. Adam's sturdy boots and brawny figure were not exactly the stuff that dreams were made of. And, as 1 have said, the squire woke up. 'We have had a very pleasant ride,' he said, as, sitting Marjory and her basket down, he bowed and drove to the stable. And as he went he thought to himself that it was all well enough to talk philosophy aud dream poetry, but when things came to the practical test, you must give day dreams the go-by. But when Marjory's wedding day came at last, aud the little cottage was hers by his own gift, it must have been gratifying to him to know that he had fulfilled her day dreams at least, if not bis own, iu 'givuig her a lift.' Some orLiiicolii'ti Mories. Mr. Lincoln usually accompanied his gay little wife to parties, but seldom re mained where the largest portion of the company were, but would slip off to some side room, or perhaps sit upon the stairs, where his friends would soou gather about him, begging him for a story. They often named the tale they wished him to tell : for instance, saying, "Oh, Mr. Lincoln, do tell us the 'camp meeting Btory,' or the 'Baker story,' " etc., etc. I was so much amused by the camp meeting story that at one time when Mr. L. was stopping at our home I got him to relate it, and even to tell me how to spell the ridiculous names of 'Noah's sons,' so that I think I can relate it just as be told it ; but it needs his pecu liar voice to give it effect. Here it is : 'There had been a great camp-meeting going on for nearly a week in the beech woods in Ohio, and on the last day a fine speaker preached the closing sermon. He was a large, powerful man, with a strong voice, and his hearers were deeply affected. He was a very sensible man, and, seeing clouds gathering in the west, he shortened his sermon, telling the crew they would New Series, Vol. 7, So. 7. : Old Series, Vol. 36, No. 7. not have much time to. collect their effects and take up their beds and walk, as a storm was coming on. In less time than it takes to tell it tents were pulled down, beds, ta bles, chairs, and children were loaded into wagons, and all was noise and confusion on the camp ground. Iu the midst of all this bustle a little wisened-faced man ascen ded the log steps of the pulpit, and, clasp ing his small hands, and rolling his weak eyes upward, squealed out, 'Brethern and sistern !' Ho was such a striking contrast to thu last speaker that some did pause in their work to look with wonder upon him. Thus encouraged the little man began again : Brethern anti sistern,' (I wish you could have heard Mr. Lincoln imitate that squaking voice), " 'I rise to norato on toe j ou on the subjec of the baptismal yes, the baptismal! Ahem. There was Noah, he bad three sons ahem naraeic, Shadadarack, Meshisick, and Bcllteezer! They all went in toe Dannel's den, and likewise with them tccw a lion ! Ahem.' here the crowd either renewed their work of loading up wagons or laughed and turn ed away. Sa the speaker, after repeating the above, and yet gaining no attention, closed abruptly in the following manner: 'Dear perishing friends, tf you will not hear on toe me on this great subject, I will ouly say this, that Squire Nobbs has re cently lost a little bay mare with a flaxy mane and tail amen 1' " That last sentence, without a pause, was very ludicrous. Here is another story of Mr. Lincoln's : 'After the Weduesday-uight services at a country meeting-house the minister urged the members present to subscribe rfberally toward erecting a lightning-rod on their new church building, saying: 'Surely you are willing to lend to the Lord. Is be not the owner of the cattle on a thousand hills ? Will he not repay ?' etc When a rich old farmer got up, and, speaking slow ly through his nose, said : 'You say the Lord is owner of the cattle on a thousand hills, do ye ? Well, then, why can't He sell His cattle and buy a lightning-rod, eh ?' Editor's Drawer, in JIaqxr's Mag azine for June. ftfiscclhiKons. - CARDINAL MeCLOSKEY. SERIES OF RECEPTIONS TO BE GIVEN. Cardinal McGoskey and the members of the Papal Legation are expected to return to New York City within a few days. Upon their return a series of receptions will be given to them by several of the principal Catholics of New York City. The first of these will take place during the comiug week one at the residence of the Messrs. O'Brien, the bankers of Wall street, the otber at the residence of Louis B. Biusee, the President of the Catholic Union of New York. Ou Monday, May 17th, the Xavier Union will give a recep liou to the Cardinal and the Papal Lega tion at Delmonico's. Invitations will be sent to the public authorities of the JSlata and city, civil and military ; to the princi pal btnovolent, literary, aud other societies, irrespective of creed ; to the prominent members of the bar, and of the legal, medi cal, and other professions ; to the Execu tive Committee of the Catholic Union, and to the prominent Catholic clergymen of New York and other cities. There will be obout 500 guests invited. Addresses w ill be presented to the Cardinal, the Ab-Le- gate, the Papal Legation, and responces will be made by Cardinal McCloskey, and by Monsignoro Roncctti on behalf of the Papal Legation. N. Y". Iribune. the cardinal oath. The Cincinnati Gazette calls atlentiou to the circumstance that in all reports of the proceedings in connection with the cere monj' of conferring the scarlet berctta upon Cardinal McCloskey, minute and complete as these reports were, there is an omission of the oath taken by him before the berctta was conferred. The Pope's brief to the Cardinal-elect contained this sentence: "It is our wish that before you receive the beretta you should take and subscribe with your own hand the oath which will be presented by the aforesaid, our beloved son, Ceasar Boncetti, and send it to us, either by his hand or by any other.' There U some curiosity to know what sort of an oath it was that was not taken publicly, but privately, and which the head of the Church iu Borne bo carefully directed should be taken and subscribed before the beretta was received, and should be forwarded to him. An Old Time Girl Mrs. Rachel Reed, mother-in-law of ex-Governor Bigler, died in Clearfield on the 9th insL, in her 83rd year. " In 1808, when only sixteen years of age, Bhe traveled all the way from 'Oldtown' to Philadelphia on horseback, thence to Wilmington, Delaware, and across the couutry to Frederick, Maryland, and returned by way Baltimore and Harris burg to Clearfield, a distauce of nearly seven hundred miles. From Baltimore to Clearfield she carried set of China cups and saucers in her lap, and delivered them at the family residence without a flaw. That was the kind of girl3 they had in those days. Forests and Rainfall. Two mem bers of the French Academy of Sciences recently read a paper on the subject of the influence of forests on the rainfall in a re gion. Recquerel held, what is generally accepted as true, that forests increase the amount of water received by the soil, but Marshal Vaillant and others have express ed a contrary opinion, and it becomes im portant, therefore, to test, by experiment, the two theories. The argument of the case for M. Recquerel is that 'Rain is form ed when a warm and hurried wind comes in contact with strata of cold air, and since the air of forests is colder and more hurried than the open, rain must fall there in greater abundance.' The experiments were conducted in and near a large forest. One set of instruments for gathering rain and recording the temperature.saturation of the air, &c, was put at a height of about twenty feet above a group of oaks thirty feet high, in the heart of the forest. An other set of instruments was put in the open air at a distance of 325 yards from the forest, and at the same height above the ground as the first At the end of Bix months the records showed that during the first six months of 1874 more rain fell in the forest during each month than in the open field. The total rainfall in the forest wa8 7f inches; the total rainfall in the open field was a fraction less than seven Rates of Advertising. . One inch, (twelve lines or iis equivalent in Nonpareil 1 71) on or two icscrtivti, $1.30 ; three insertions $3.0U. Spick. lx. in. 3m. m. It. 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They indi cate that forests constitute vast condensing apparatuses, and the conclusion is one which has already beeu generally accepted, viz., that more rain falls on wooded laud khan on bare aud cultivated soil. Phila delphia Ledger. Saving is Wealth. One great cause of the poverty of the present day, wisely says an exchange, is a failure of our com mon people to appreciate small things. They do not realize how a daily addition, be it ever so small, will soon make a large pile. If the young men and womeu of to day will only begin, and begin now, to save a little from their earnings and plant it in the soil of some good savings' bank, and weekly or monthly add their mite, they will wear a happy smile of competence when they reach middle life. Not only the dTf bu&Abe ability to increase it will also grow. Let clerk aud tradesman, laborer and artisan, make, now and at once, a be ginning. Store up eome of your youthful force for future contingency. Let parents teach their children to begin early to save. Begin at the fountain head to coutrol the stream of extravagance to choose be tween poverty and riches. Let our youth go on in the habits of extravagance for fifty years to come as they have for fifty years past, and we shall have a cation of beg gars, with a moneyed aristocracy. Let a generation of such as save in small sums be reared, and we shall be free from want. Do not be ambitious for extravagant for tunes, but seek that which is the duty of every one to obtain independence and a comfortable home. Wealth, and enough of it, is within the reach of all. It is ob tained by oue process, and one only sav ing. How to Make the Mischief. Keep your eye on your neighbors. Take care of them. Do not let them stir without watch ing. They may do something wrong if you do. To be sure, you never knew them to do anything very bad, but it may br on your own account they have not. Per haps, if it had not been for your kind care they might have disgraced themselves a , loug time ago. Therefore, do not relax any effort to keep thetn where they ought to be. Never mind your own business that will take care of itself. There is a man passing along he is looking over the fence be suspicious cf him ; perhaps he contemplates stealing some dark night ; there is no knowing what queer fancies he may have got in his head. If you find any symptoms of any one passing out of the path of duty, tell ejel'y one else what you see and be particular to see a great many. It is a good way to cir culate such things, though it may not bene fit yourself or any oue else particularly. Do keep something going silence is a dreadful thing ; though it is said there was sileuce in heaven for the space of half an hour, do not let aDy such thing occur on earth it would be too much for this mun dane sphere. If, after all your watchful care, you can not see anything out of the way in any oue, you may be sure it is not because they have not anything bad : perhaps in an un- guarded moment, you lost sight of them ; throw out hints that they are no better than they should be, that you should not wonder if the people found out what they were, after a while ; then they may not hold their heads so high. Keep it going, aud some one may take the hint, and begin to help you along after a while, and there will be music, and everything will work like a charm. Managixq a Brother-in-law. In a life of Lord Shulburne, recently published in England, the followiug ingenious remedy for a disagreeable brother-in-law is given : Lady Arabella Denny was married young to a neighboring gentleman, one of the oldest families among the English Irish, a very good sort of man, uninformed and ignorant, but who had a brother, Sir Denny, a coward, a savage and a fool, who set himself to make her life unhappy. She"" knew that if she complaiued, or even told her husband, it would make an irreconcila ble breach between the two brothers, and therefore she could not reconcile it to her principles. She told me, however, that finding she could not endure h'm brutality, and that her nerves began to fail her, she had recourse to the following stratagem : She determined la learn, privately, to fire a pistol. When she had practiced sufficient ly to become a very good shot, she prevail ed on him, without letting him into the secret, to accompany her to the retired spot where she had practiced, and showed him how dexterous she had become, telling him at the same time that she suffered so much from his brutality that, if he did not alter his behavior, she was determined to apply the skill she had obtained by coming behind him, or by the surest means she could inveut, his HI-usag3 having made her regardless as to her own life. After this conversation he immediately changed his mauncr, and never afterward gave her the least trouble. New Poisonous Snake. A wonderful poisonous snake has just found a home m the Loudon Zoological Gardens. This is a snake-eating snake, hence called ophiopha gus. Dr. Fayrer has ably described this creature. We learn from him that this most formidable ot poisonous suakes is found, but not commonly, in India, the Andaman and Philipine Islands, etc. It is the largest and most formidable of known venomous snakes. Shortly after his arrival he was fed by the keeper, who put an ordi nary English snake into his cage ; the ophiophagus quickly devoured the .English suake by bolting him head first. In gen eral appearance this new snake is very like a common cobra, except that, wtien he spreads his hood, he is seen to be matked in very pretty bands, uot unlike the pat terns on oil-cloth. The head is omewhat almond-shaped, exceedingly lizard-like, not flat and triangular like that of the rattle snake. When Bitting up with his hood ex panded, the snake is continually jerking his head in a restless manner, reminding us of the quick, darting action of the common green lizard ; the eye is exceedingly clear and bright. When disturbed be hisses loudly, and shows hia temper by extruding his long, black, forked tongue, which, he vibrates with marvelous celerity. The lower part of the glass of the cage now in habited by this snake has been painted white, in order that his naturally hasty temper shall be disturbed as little as possi ble by the morning calls of visitors.