umercus hctcbfs. A Schoolmaster Around Loosk. Four or fire days ago a man about forty years of age, looking as if be had been drawn over a dusty floor for au hour or two, called ujion one of the members of the Board of Education and introduced hi nisei I as William Canuon Harrison of Saginaw county. lie was imliltly received, and he commenced business promptly by say lasc, : 'I'm a lookin;; lr a pitua'.ion as a school teacher.' 'Ah, ah 1' replied the member, wonder ing why the man wasn't looking for a woodpile. 'I could have brought a pile of recom mends so high,' continued the man, mea suring with his hands, 'but recommends don't amount to nothing.' 'And have you any school in view ?' asked the member. I want to set iu here, iu Detroit,' re plied the man. 'What wages do you pay ?' 'I'm afraid ' began the member, wben the schoolmaster interrupted : 'Oh ! well. I B'pose you pay going wages, and that's all I can ask for. I don't want to put on style and live high, as I'm getting a icetle old and ought to save money." 'As I was going to remark ' said the member, when the school master suddenly inquired : 'Do they allow lfcking in the schools liCre ? If they do, I'm the man you want to dress the boys down ! I've had 'em come to me by the dozen, and if it would do your heart good to see ihc way I laid 'em ! Why, when I had that school iu Bay county I thought nothing of licking thirty scholars a day, besides hearing twelve classes recite ! I'm an old screamer. 1 tell you, and there's fun in me when you get me woke up I' 'I hardly thiuk ' commenced the mem ber again, when the school master jumped up and said : 'Of Qiurce you wou't take uic unless I pass examination, but I ain't not afraid of not passing. I'd like to see a word that I couldn't spell ! For instance 'Catarrh :' C-a-t-a-r-r-h, catarrh.' 'Dandelion :' D a-n-d-e-l-i-o-u, dandelion,' or try me ou words of four syllables. 'Lugubrious:' L-u g u-b-r-i-o-u-e, lugubrious.' Oh! I can knock the socks right ff'u these swell head teachers and not half try !' 'I should like to help you,' put in the member, 'but ' Oh 1 you needn't think I'm behind on geography,' interrupted the teacher. 'For instance: What is an isthmus? An isthmus is a narrow strip of land connecting two larger bodies. Is the world round or flat ? Hound. Why is it round P Which is the largest river in the world ? The Amazon. Which is the highest mountain ? The Andes. I might go on for seventy-five days this way, and then not tell you half I know 1' 'You seem to be pretty well posted iu geography, but as I wanted to tell ' 'And on Grammar, too !' exclaimed the teacher, jumping up again. 'What is a noun ? A noun is the name of any person, place or thing. Give us an example : Man. dog, cat, coon, goat, jack knife, fch hook, gate post. What are the principal conjunc tions ? Aud, as both, because, f:r. if, that, or, nor, neither, aud so forth aid so forth. Oh ! I'm right on the roof of the meeting house wheu you sling grammar at me !' The membiT waS getting desperate, and as simiu as he could get iu a woid he said : 'I will take your name, aud as soon as a vacaucy 'And I know arithmetic from cover to cover !' exclaimed the man, starting up again. I can go through the tables like lightning through a Lay stack, and wheu you get to fractious and cube root I'm aw ful I weiiih a ln and a half aud sliil growing! 'ililhmetic my favorite study, and I'll give you fifty dollars to find a man w ho will saw sums in two and plane 'cm down as quick as I can ! His speech took the wind out of him, and the member managed to say there was no vacancy at preseut, but he would take bis name and consider the case as soon as one occurred : 'I'd like to commence right off!' replied the man, 'but I'm willing to wait. Here's my name, and the minit I get your letter, I'll come down a flying. If you get me you don't get much style, but you get com mon muse and genuine education. You wou't t scholars a playing hide and hoop brnbtid the wood box or marbles ii the fl.M.r no. you won't !' And he went down stairs. Ditroit Frtt l'n. A I'CitLic functionary in 1'hiladuiphia semis Hifjer this : During the month of July, 1874, I wan sent to the marble quarries iu Lee, Massa chusetts, to gain what information I could in regard to their capacity, and to the fa cilities which their owner had for fulfilling bis contract to supply the marble necessary iu the erection of the new public buildings in this city. Arriving there, I, with a note book in hand, waudered through the quarries picking up from conversation with the workmen what scraps they were ena bled to give me in regard to the amount of stone tbey could quarry in a day. Iu oue of these places were five channeling ma chines, and I thought it would be interest ing as well as important to find out the amount of work which one of those power ful little engines could do in a stated time. With this end in view I approached one of these machines, which was not working, and asked a man who was busily engaged in oiling its working parts. 'Can you tell mc, sir, bow much stone you can drill or cut in a day with this ma chine ?' The man suspended his work for a mo ment, and then simply said, 'How ?' 'Can you tell me how much stone you can cut in a day with this machine V 'No,' without ceasing for an instant in his oiling operations. No ? Are you not the engineer of this chaneler ?' Yes.' How long have you been the engineer ?' 'Six weeks, more or less,' was the reply. 'Well, may I ask you bow much work you average per day with it ?' 'Yes,' came the response. I waited a few moments, but as the man paid no further attention to mc, I very meekly and bumbly said, 'I believe you said you were the engineer ?' Yes,' 'Well, don't you know bow much work this machine did yesterday ?' 'Yes.' 'Have you any objections to tell me the amount of that work ?' No.' Again I waited for a few moments per haps a full minute and then, somewhat put out with the non-committal nature of the man, I repeated the question, 'You say you know how much work this machine did yeaterdny V Yea.' 'And you eay you hare no objections to tell me ?' Yes.' 'Well, then, bow much work was done?' 'No work at all. This machine ain't been running since Saturday ;' and the man rubbed a little Larder. I felt disgusted and left, and to this mo ment I can not help but regard the engi neer otherwise than with the love for our neighbor which the Bible enjoins on na. HElIIlHGTOSr, TUe Remisoton Sewino Machine ha sprang rapidly into furor : possessing the bent COMBINATION of pood qnulilies munt-ly : Light run ning, smooth, uoiiK rapid, durable, with perfect Lock Stitch. It U It Shuttle M;iel,ile, with Automatic Drop Feed. De sign beautiful niul cooM ruc tion tlie very best. GOOD AGENTS WANTED. SEND FOR CIRCULAK. Atldrrs REMINGTON SEWING MACniNE CO., ILION, N. T KK.tXCII OFFICES OF KETIIXGTOX COJIPAXIES. 2S1 Si 280 Broadway New York, Arms MuHUnn Sn. Knv York Sewinir Machines. E. Remington fc ons. Remington Pewinir. M Co., Remington Ajc'l Co.. 1 SlMON, N. Y. February M, 1ST5. 2 mos. WM. WHITMER s CO., Invite an examination of their immense new stock of Fill i l'f I! MiG nRF.SS ;OOIS. bowt assortment which they are selling at prices lower than ever. J3LA.CK ALPACAS. Call and examine before purchasing elsewhere, our Alpacas range in prices from 2.'ct3. to SI. 00. All Best Bflakes of lO Cents. BEST BRANDS OF MUSLINS, 1 j-ard wide, 10 and 12i cents. Tlt6 LarriBSt, lgstAssortebl& Cbeapes LUTE OF ? M, 3Efc H 93 in the county. WM. WHITMER & CO. Sunbury,-Oct. 9, 1874. lm. la immense quantities, have been received daily, for the last two months, Over Coats ! Over Coats ! ! for Men and Boys, endless variety, and at astonishing low prices ! Dress Slits, Business Suits, UNDER CLOTHING! UNDER CLOTHING', from 7") cts. a full suit up to the finest ! SHIRTS! GLOMES ! and Gents' Furnishing Goods of every description. for Men and Boys, in immense variety, and of the latest stylPs. He invites everybody to call and examine his stock. Astonishing bargains will be offered and poods will be sold cheaper than thev have ever been iu this town. N'body h able to undersell us 1 The place to save money during these hard times. The place where houeBt and upright dealing is the standing rule. The place where you can tind the largest stock and be6t assortment, lue place where you are welcome. whether you buy or not is at GRAND CENTRAL CLOTHING STORE, Cor. 3d & Market Sts., Sunbury, Ta. Sunbury, Pa., September 11, 1974. Formerly Herzfelder's. SMITHS INSTRUCTION BOOK Villi I II w OR, SECBETS OP DULSSX1KISG.: Only 10 cents rear!! CIVES HINTS ul RULES ud FITTINQ and MAKINO CHILDREN'S, ana MISSES' CLUTMIHU, Household Notes, Fashions, Shopping, ILLUSTRATION) UP rATTiRKfc Oversktrt. nffBf I THIS MEM Kljnr4T W IILLLIJI TtKH. Urn UHTItr mm rfiirrrn !- kBMUI I tall I ferCM) CENTS. vt mu, hn Mfc rtou aM t. t-mtm. A. BURDETTE la P. O. 8ox BOSS. 014 BROADWAY, NEW WIRE RINGS. WW aot amaka a Uug t 3iaa Kara. Bardwmrs IXaJara aell thorn. luncar, an iu aunga (iuuia We: Oosprnd Rlnn. 60c; Tonn. II Ml By mail.pga , (aud. Ctreulara traa. Btunauat April 2, T5.--. C J A Dalljr to Ajrtuta. 85 new articln aud tlie beat ViU Kantily Pir in Amnion, with two $S.0U Chromoa, fre. AM.il T 0 C'U M0 Broadway, X. V. April 2, 3.-4w. AGENTS ! SEND FOIl CIKCVLAB AND TEKM8. l,IVEXSTOXE P.ipular Edition Price 2.50. I. AST JUI K AI.K! Tb wUtry of the laat aeven arfutful yrarn of the Great Traveler'. Me aa told by nimaelf, and of bin nufieriuK. and deatb, a tojd by hi. men. The book tliry want. l C. Due It Co., lMiblibera, Newark, Jf. 1. April 2. 'T3.-4r. HAVE XttV TRIED AIIB TOC WEAK, NERVOUS. OR DEBILITATED T Are Too ao languid that any exertion require more of an effort ttwu yon feel capable of making ? Tben try Jiinihrha, tbe wouderftil touir .ndiuviRdra- I tor. wbicb acta ao beuentially on tbe eecretive orana an 1 to impart vigor to all vital forced. r It la do aiuoUolic appetitrr, which atiinnlatea for a i abort time, ouly to let tbe autTerer fall to a lower lrj tb i of miaerr, but It i. a vegetable tonic ar1:iB directl? o:i ; tbe liver and spln-u. i It reajulate. the bowela, quiet, tbe uT'f?t and Klvt aucb a bealiby toue to tbe whole system aa to aoou nike tbe invabd feel like a new person. i It. opertiou i. not violent, but is cUarartrrized to great a;etitleiies; the patmit experieuces no eutblt-it change, no marked rexulta, but graduallv bis tronlil- s "Fold their tents, like the Aral, Aud silently steal away." This la no new aud uutried discovery, but has tieu kmi( used witn wonderful remedial results, and is pro nounced by tbe highest niedical sutbontee, "tbe moel powerful touu; and itlteruatite kutmu." Ask your druggist fur it. Kor sale bv JOHNSTON, IK 'MiU AV a i'i .. April 2. 75. w. t'hili.'l l nil:, iHOT-OrHS. MrUX PISTOLVf EETOLT EES, tar r.nhwiM. Ina Crl aaeateem ttara) mm Wtmtmt Vaxlia. r I tl S BUBlia, . April 1h7". w. MARYLAND FARMSV:: Hear railroad. Ii::!ion hi-altby. Iittes K'""1". Ad drfwa WM. . UlilUELY, Attoruev, Jentui Mnryl ird. April -2, 1X7. 4w. ! For COCTGKS, COLDS, HOARSENESS, j AND ALL Til KO AT DISEASES, ! TTtae WELLV ( ARHOI.IC TA II LETS. prT UP ONLY IN HU E BOXKS. i A TRIED AND .SUltE IiEMEDY. I hold by Itriiggists. Mnrch !'., 4w. VTf T7-nSAMri.E to Agents. T JVrjriNt r.oLr-Boon.withl LMIES' COMBIIATKlrt h Chroiuos. Seud stamp. V. I. Uixt'S, New Bedford Mars. March 19, 4w. Ls)kwts. Chang ftiaiifr sells at sivht. Necessary ss tiu)'. Goods fT'. t hang t haug MTkOi., boston. March 19. 4w. C w f AArr Asthma, Couh, or Cold that I P"jV"" AOAMHON'S BOTASIO lULKH Will Hot j iT T cure. Lakok Bottlrs Xi cents. Johw- i IUAiJ- STOM, Hoi.lowat fc Co., AfTeuts, Pllll.d. l- I pliia, March 1'J, 4w. ; Uabed. Send for specimen paares and our extra terms I to Agents. NATIONAL PUBLISHINf X., Phil- I DCI.PBIA, Pa, March 19, 4w. ( rpjQ TIN Remington No. 1 Machine for family use, in the third year of its existence, has tnet with a more rapid Increase of ratio of sales than any ma chine in the inurkct. Remington No. 1 Machine for manufacturing and family use, (ready for delivery ouly since June, 1874,) for range, perfection, and variety of work, is without a rival in family orworkship. IN"' " Chicago, iZl ttnte St., 8. Machine and Arms. Boston. 23J Washington St.. Sewiutr Machines Cincinnati, 181 West 4th St., Sewing S Machines. Utica, t2! Cenesee St. Sewing Machines. Atlanta, Ga., IXGivc's 0ra House, Marietta. St., Sewiujj Machines. Washiugton.D. C.,521 Seventh St.,S. Machiues. WM. A. HELLER'S, TViCtTiksaj i tb Utiwr Pit PoatagePald, r tt. Skirl lor CUTTING (wronf Id croti, !ih tt la. It kKT Ik klrt fremiti. Jilt ltIeoplaakitt taaTaatafulanii Vaablenabla - UP LADIES'J KijT4mK, ma rT- UMTSrillllK soot. Mannar. Itoiawtall Ut.fullBBa a U. kacft,aUla la. "atraUUt front." It Sana Bar thaa Tan Timaa tta Coat. It aa U tkaH rVIT.f AAV, SMITH. Imm Ona Oraas to anal Bar. - YORK CITY. rrtca, S caau aaca. A l oUTl'NEIX IT. Krvn-v f.niilv buys it. Sold 1.) AcutK. AWnw, li. S. WAJ.KKlt, Ell)-, April 2, Ti.-iw. TEAS ki:taim;i at Importer I'rlceM, HV TIIK Great Atlantic ana Pacific Tea Co. 231 Market Ntreet Ilarrlsburg. This is au orgatiiiutiou of cnpitaliHta to IJirOItT A.M IU ST It I It t'T E TEAS for one small profit, saving the sousiimer all profits of liuddlcmcu. We control a large part of tbe Best Teas brought to this country, wbicb are sold by ourselves, persuus buying of other dealors do so to their own dis advantage. Our bouses in Chiua and Juau have the very best facilities of selecting, which give us great ad vantages. Wa have estaelinhed stores for distributing our teas in all tbe principal cities of the United Mutes. We give to our customers a Beautliul Oil I'hromo, (taken from tbe richest gems of American and Toreigii artists) wbicb, if bought at picture stores, would oust much more than the price of the Tea. These chroiuos are a present to our customers. All guods sold Warranted to give perlcct satisfaction or tbe money refunded. l.reat Atlautie A 1'aciflc Tea Co.. 221 Market street, Harrlsbtirg. March 19, 4w. READ EVERY WORD. To XSfla.be t ENOUGH Money in the next three months to keep you a year, any unem ployed person between the ages of 10 and ftisbould take and agrucy for The iLLCHTBATtn Weekly, a Urge, sparkling, literary and family paper, (2.50 a year) pure, inetructivc, and amusing; hall of ils pages full of beau tiful pK-tun-, the other half containing the choicest leading tn it -. Jks Pauton contributing editor. I.Ike tlut gn u l'ligimh psier, tbe "loudou Illustrated News," it ii hitflil utoritl, but entirely miHectiiriau and iion-)olitiuu. Ihiriug a year it furnished over 1,1110 pictures, aud the equal of t) large oclavo volume of read ing mati-r. IT tilVES AWAY, extra each week, a large eiigrainr. i'' in a year), size, 17ii4 inches. These are eiqusits facsimiles f the finest steel engravings, on h'svy tinted pIcr, with margiue suitable for framing and "are tnu-ly a Hue art gallery ever year. Besides, each aubsenlje is presented with the cbromo. "Oold l ish. Fruits aud Flowers," sire 2x'JVi feet, in 27 oil colors, paint id by Itamsey. Not only the largest aud finest premium ever giveu, but tbe most wonderfully lK-autiriil cbromo every produced. It is Just the paper for which ever-body bus ts-en waitiug larger aud finer than and other, at half the usual cost. Its success (nearly liciusuliecniiers a day being received) proves this. So fumplete, so progressive, so full of useful as well as entertaing matter is this paper, that we venture to assert that to every thinking, ulmervant American, a rears' subscription (cost i.fpO) is, iu actual, useful value, worth fifty dollars.. AOF.STH. This com burnt ion is unequalled. It is su instantaneous and prououueed success. F.very good American takes at least one paper of course. He takes this paper because (1) it is the nicest and lst ; (2) it is the cheapest giving a great bargaiu and thus suits tbe hard limes. It sells it self. Be quick, if yon want and agency. This time of the vear any agent can make from f 10 te fan per day. Send three ataniis for specimens and bUml terms, with re jKrts from agents, subscrilsvs, aud press notices; or, lietter vet, to save time, seud f'i.fiti at once for a com plete outfit, and make while yon would otherwise be waiting. You are sure to take bold anyhow. Money refunded if not perfectly satisfied, or if the territory yon want is already occupied. Address all orders for specimens subscriptions, or outfits to T. K. MKH;K, Publisher "Tbe Illustrated Weekly," Box 6450, No. II Dey Ht. N. Y. March 19, 4w. ir rv"VT7V "-'y mle bs TA" icobt- MUllJjI "' I'bices, or getting p clubs in . .j t. ihB 1 j 1 ml I'm fVimnafiv in Am. HfwiMauuwHuiiiwi . ... - 1 -j -- rica. Greatest inducements. Seud for circular. CAN TON TEA CO., 1 unamoera mreer, i . March 12, TS.-tW, 7 ' 1 1 I I LIFE AND EXPLORATIONS OF DR. L I V E N G S T 0 N E . Giving a clear and authentic account of the great ax plorel from childhood to death. New book just out, showing how he spent 30 years in the wilds of Africa. It includes bis "Last Jouknalh" aud everything new to date. Is selling rapidly. Our family bibles are unt qnaled for styles aud prices. AOKNTH WANTKlf address ut once for liberal terms. QUAKER CITY PCHIUSUINO CO., Philadelphia. Pa. March lit, 187'.. niiTsTLVK Harmony. BY Wm. WALKER, A. S. H. A h lend id Mukic Buuk nt-ou a NVw, Natural ami easy fijHlfiu, lty wtiirh any one may learn to rt-td iiitunc aud to Hiit in out- .ouiiii ih tiuw required by the old ine tlioda. I)eijxiid for fifit. t.ilerl ji:tlncemliits to Mukic 1.iclitt k. witiieii rtH ui tiled free, MIL LEU'S BIBLE AND PUBLISHING HOUSE, 1!'2 and 1H4 S.iTinom rtrjt, lijiUdflii.i, I'i. Mrvu )'., 4w. iicto Abbcrtisnifiits. JUST ISSUED! ASI MaII.KP, POST-PAID, ON KEt'EIPT OF TUB WAHKF.n HltlCE. I'ieces marked have Illustrated Tltlc-raies. Morning Breaks Upon tlie Tomb Easter Antliem, Thmiuts. 50 Svhi(jing ou the Garden fiate Song aud Cuorits, Thonui. 40 Where is My Loved One To-niglitf Sonir and Chorus, Hay. 35 Slwr, Darkies, Sing! (As eungbyCarl Wasuer.) Hay. 35 Antrel Gabriel Comic Song. Meieart. 30 V'hen Silver Locks Kcplaee the Gold Sons: and Chorus. 5- (Answer to Silver Threads Araonirj tlioGold, Lei)iton. 35 You Never Hiss the Lager till the Keg Kuns Dry Comis Song. 40 GaneAwa' Scotch Song. M'utul. 30 Alone, and At Home Song and Chorus. JTivjt. 35 Mj Wee Wife Waitinir at the Door Ballade Thnma. 40 Oh ! Miss Susie ! End Song and Clio. Jfay. 35 Give Me but a Smile Song and C. Steirart. 35 When First I Met Thee, Nellie Dear Song and Chorus. .Steirart. 30 I'm Captsin of tbe Guards Comie 8. Hay.- 35 Beyond the Golden Door Song and C. White. SO Gertie's With the Angela Now Song nnd Chorus. Chrixtit. 30 Please God, Make Room for a Little Boy. Cot. 30 INSTRUMENTAL. La Belle Jeunesse Polacea. Wilton. 50 AwakeuitiK of the Birds Morceau. JfoyUUh. 40 Sweetheart Melodic Gracieuse. Matlath. 40 Twinkling Stars Morceau de Salon. Wilton 50 The Highland Maiden Romance. TI'iVhoh. 50 Cnjus Animam (from Stahal Mater) Wagner 40 Dreamland Morceau de Salou. Maylalh. 40 Echoes from the Palisades Morceau. Wagner. 40 Venetian Regatta Transcribed. Wagner. 40 Merry Foresters Forest Scene. Wagner. 50 Rocking Waves Transcribed. Maylath. 40 The Scotch Lassie Reverie. rather. 40 Kiltie's Polka Mazurka. Preeot. 30 Fairy Land Reverie. Xorvel. 35 Sparkling Jewels Polka. Chriitie. 30 Think of Me Sometimes Easy Waltz. - Wagner. 20 Temperance March (Easy) Wagner. 20 Men are Such Deceivers Easy Polka. Wagner. 20 Mollie Darling Easy March. Wagner. 20 Peters' IIocseiioi.d Melodies, Nos. 1, 2 and 3. A Collection of Popular Songs, by Hays. D.mks, Stewart, etc. Each number contains Seven or Eight Songs. Price, 50 cents each : Yearly, 12 Numbers for 14. Pf.teks' Pahlor Mrsic, Nos. 1, 2 and 3. Each number contains several easy and moderately dilEcu'.t Piano Pieces, by Kinkcl, Becht, Wag ner, Wilson, etc. 50 cents each ; Yearly, 12 Numbers for f 4. La Creme de i.a Ckeme, vos. 1 to 15. Each number contains 24 pages of Classic and diffi cult Piano Music, worth at least 2.50. Trice of each number, 50 cents ; Yearly. 12 Numbers for 4. Published bv J. L. PETERS, March 5, 1S75. 509 Broadway, N. Y 6 at 1 O I jjJaaasjjaaMsalaaassaaaaeasaaaaaaaaaaaatl Dr. J. Walker's California Tine gar Bitters are a purely Vegetable E reparation, made chiefly from the native eros found on the lower ranges of the Sierra Nevada mountains of California, the medicinal properties of which are extracted therefrom without the use of Alcohol.- The question is almost daily a6ked, " What is the cause of the unpar alleled success of Vinegar Bitters f Our answer is, that they remove the cause of disease, and the patient recov ers his health. They are tho preat blood purifier and a life-giving princi ple, a perfect Renovator and Invigorator of tho system. Never before in tho his tory of the world has a medicine been compounded possessing the remarkable qualities of Vixegar Bitters in healing the sick of every disease man is boir to. They are a gentle lurgativo as well aa a Tonic, relieving Congestion or Inflammation of the Liver and Ywceral Organs in Bilious Diseasei. The properties of Dr. Walkee's Viseoar Bitters are Aperient, Diaphoretic, Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-irritant, Sudorific, Altera tive, and Anti-Bilious. K. II. JTIcOOJIAI.D Ss, CO., Druggists aud General Agents, ban Francisco, Califor nia, and cor. WasniuKtou and Cliarlton 8ta., New York. Sola br U llrugrUta and Dealers. AtfAWD THEfllCHESWoOiLvPfiEMilfM Over Tkivfj-fonr Competitors jtyar- 1873 Araatr.T r. at.aa 3hesfnutSt,?HJLRDELPK John II. Hell. John M. Schonoub. KELIa aV KCIIOXOl'K, Second Street, Womelsdorf, Pa. FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC LIQUORS WIXES, DRAXDIES, GINS, Pnrc Old Kje Whiskey, Apple Whiskey, Cordials, &c. AH Li'itiors sold caurrauteed as represented. Orders promptly attended to and pnblic pa tronage respectfully solicited. SELL & SCHONOUR. 2d St., Womelsdorf, Berks Co., Pa. Feb. 27. 1874. ly. QAKKI.4t.KS, It IOC. IKS VC. H. K. FAGELY & CO. respectfully Inform ilie public that tliey liave commenced the manufactiire of CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, 40, at tbe new shop recently erected by J. F. Lerch Corner oTFonrth and Chestnut Sts)., SUNBURY, PA., and solicit a fair share of Patronage. April 3-Cm. J. F. LERCH, Snp't. H X. f vs. n Tl r, r " ADVERTISING : Cheap : Good : Systematic. All per sons who contemplate making contracts with news paper for tbe insertion of advertisements, should send 25 cents to Geo. P. Rowsll k Co., 41 Park Bow, New York, for their PAMPHLET-BOOK (ninety-seventy edi tion), containing lists of over 2000 newspapers and esti mates, showing me cost. Aavenisernents men ior leading papers iu many States at a tremendous reduc tion from publishiia' rates. Get tbe book. Jau, s, mm. iy. C?C HP ft Cjl) ft Per "' Agents wanted. All classes qJ)J J.Ut5wf orkiug jeoj le of both sexes, yonug aud old, make more money at work for us, in their owu localites, during their spurs moneuts, of all the time, than at any thing else. We offer employment that will pay handsomely for every hour's work. Full particulars, terms, sc., sent free. How is tne lime, lion't look for work or buisuesB elsewhere, until you have learned what wo ott er, ii. Stimsom fc 'o.. Port laud, Maine. Jan. 8, 1H75. ly. NEW YORK TRIBUNE. Tlie Leading American ersparK!.', THE BEST ADVERTISING MEDIUM. Daily, f 10 a year. Semi-Weekly,). Weekly, X Postage Free to the Subscriber. Speciinan Copies aud Advertising Kates Free. Weekly, in clubs of 30 or more, ouly (1, postage paid. Address Tht Tribuhk, New York. .Ian. 8, 1875. ly. Nave Yonr Magazines and Books by having them bound at the NOKTIIIJ.HiJEKL.An BOOK BINDERY, Over Starick's Store Room, Queen Street, NORTHUMBERLAND, PEXX'A. Binding of nil kinds neatly and substantially doue. Mar. 12. '75.-tf. JOI1N COLLINS. c 03 o i- H CO a a c 2. Furniture Ware-Rooms! ROBERTS at IIOSTEKM AX, (Saccessors to B. L. RAUDENBUSn.) Masonic Bnildlng, WILL SELL CHEAP, AN ENDLESS VARIETY or runMTunE of the latest styles and best material. CONSISTING OF Parlor and Chamber Suits; LOUNGES, TABLES, CTIAIRS, STANDS Bedsteads of nil kinds. Cupboards, SIiiks, and in short everything usually to be found iu a first- class r urniture Store. 8peciis attention is given to Undertaking; iu all us Draiicnes. Coffins and Burial Caskets DP ALL 8TTI.F.8 CONSTANTLY ON HAND. An invitation is extended to all to come and examine our stock before ptirchufiii!! elsewhere. ROBERTS Si HOSTERMAN. Sunbury, Feb. 1I. 1S7.". WATCHES, JEWELRY SILVER WARE. John W. Stevenson, Corner Third and Market Sts, Sunbury, Pa. HAS completely renovated his Store Room, and opened the largest assortment of WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY, SOLID SIL VER AND PLATED WARE, ever exhibited in this part of '.he State. Every thing; in the Jewelry line is kept iu store. Silver-Ware, Bracelets, Rings A Chains, of every description and of the finest quality. Particular attention paid to repairing Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Vc. HAIR JEWELRY made to irder. Sunbury, March C. 1S74. FURNITURE ROOMS! The undersigned begs leave to inform the citi zens of Northumberland county, that he has opeued a FIRST CLASS FDMTURE STORE, On Market Street, opposite the C ity Hotel, in Saubury, Where he keeps ou hand a larije assortment of rxjinsriT'CJjRE, Consisting in part of Walsct Parlor Sets, Bureaus. Chamber Sets, Bedsteads, Cain Seat Chairs, Washstands, Woou S'AT Chairs, Lovsoes, Rocki.no Chairs, Mattresses, Dinino Tables, Ci pbiaris, Extension Taiiles. Book Casees, Marble Top Tables, Fancy Brackets, Kitcueo Fi rnitire, Looking Glasses, iXC, Ac, dec ile will also manufacture to order, on short no tice, any article in his line, if not in store-. He is prepared to offer superior Inducements to purchasers. UNDERTAKING A SPECIALTY. Call and examine his stock and prices and be convinced. JACOB HACPT. Jan. 22, 1875, 3 mos. MAC'IIIXE SHOP AM IKO. FOUNDRY. GEO. ROIIRBACII & SONS, Sunbury, I'eun'a, INFORM the public that they arc prepareo to do all kinds of CASTINGS, aud haviii-rndded a new Machine Shop in connection with their Foundry aDd nave supplied themselves with New Lathes, PlaninR and Boring Machines, with the latest improvements. With the aid of skillful mechanics, they are enabled to execute all orders of NEW WORK OR REPAIRING, that may be given them, In a satisfactory man ner. Ci rates to suit any Stove. IRON COLUMNS, for churches or other build ings, of all sizes. BRASS CASTINGS, &c. Ornamental Iron Fencing FOR GRAVE YARD LOTS ; VERANDAHS, FOR YARDS AT RESIDENCES, AC., AC. The PLOWS, already celebrated for their su iKTioritv. have been still further improved, and will always be kept on hand. Also, TUKtflllU MACiiiAto. Sunbury, May 20. 1874. MISS L. SIIISSLElt, Market Square, Sunbury, Fa., Has just recieved a large and elegaut assortment of Hats and Bonnets, For Fall and Winter wear. Tbe choicest shades of ribbons, and all kinds of Millinery goods always in store, GENTS' NECKTIES, HANDKERCHIEFS, AC. Coll and see them. '-' PI M V'X I el 5 5 ii I VeV I'XISIAL IXDl'CEMESTS. New and attractive Goods, In every Department WATCnES, DIAMONDS, JEWELUT, SILVER AND PLATED WARE. Cutlery. Clocks, Bronzes, English, French and Germnn Fancy Goods. . ft 'feS??. In view of the decline in GOLD, we have re duced prices on our entire Stock of Foreign mer chandise to Par Gold Rates, and purchasers will find it to their interest to make their selections NOW, while the assukt- MENT IS COMPLETE. Goods sent on approval for selections. Articles purchased now, for the Holidays, will be packed and retained until such time as desir ed. ROBBINS, CLARK & BIDDLE, 1124 Chestnut St., Philadelphia Tailoring! Tailoring!! CHARLES MAIHL, RESPECTFULLY informs the citizens that he has just received his Spring aud Summer Goods, at his TAILOR SHOP, on Fourth Street, below Market, in the Mullen building, and that be is prepared to make up all kinds of GENTS' AXI BOY'S SUITS, of the latest styles. Having had much experi ence in the business he desires the public to give him a trial. Clothing will be made up in the latest Paris and American Fashions in the mo6t satisfactory manner. al2.'73. CHARLES MAIIIL. Maize & Schwartz, Successors to Geo. Evans Si Co., 1108 Market Street, Philadelphia, -MERCHANT TAILORS and MILITARY CLOTIIIEttS. Men and Boys' suits made to order in the latest styles, of the best cloths and cassimeres in mar ket, at prices suitable to the times. Military, Band & Fire Organizations promptly uniformed. Samples of Cloth, with Photographs, sent free on application. Ours being the leading honseon Military work, we feel that we can offer inducement which can not be attained anywhere else. Xov. 27. 1872. WITHOUT EXCEPTION, . The Cheapest is Town. WINTER GOODS of every description and variety such as WOOLEN GOODS, Dress Goods, comprising all the novelties In fabric and shade. Full Assortment of Xotioxs, which are being sold at the lowest Cash Prices. Also, Groceries asd Provisions, pure and fresh. Qceensware, Glassware, axd Wood AND WILLOW WAKE, Nicest BraDds of Flour constantly n hand A very large ASSORTMENT OF WALL PAPER, both glazed and coramou, always on hand. BOOTS AND SHOES FOR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN. RE A D Y-MA DE CLO THING, of all sizes and of the latest styles. FLOUR. A constant supplyof western white wheat flour a speciality. Tne public are invited to call and examine our Woods tree or charge, uur motto is --uil-n Sales and Small Protit." and to please all. The highest prices will be paid for all kinds of country produce. By strict attention to business and keepins; at all times the most complete stock, aud selling at thclowest prices, we hope to merit a f j1I share of patronage. REED BROTHER Si SEASHOLTZ. Sunbury, Dec. 4, 1874. Sugar, Coffee, Syrups, Soices, Canned Goods, Queens, Willow and Cedar Ware. w o t H Si . 5 S m H w S S " 2 w (1 - W ' - o r I- 2 & 2 u 1 t c o s a 3 -a tn w mmm CO o W3 mm o o o S3 e if Cement, Salt, Fish, Phosphate, Land Plaster, Harrisburg Cider Mills. Fall and Winter Stock OF miLLIXERY GOODS. A large assortment of Millinery Goods, Hats aud Bonnets, trimmed and nntrimmed, Plumes, Tips, and Feathers of evey description, Flowers, Ribbons, Velvets, dec. Just otieued at Miss L. & 8. Weiser's, on East Market st. Also, Dress Trimmings and Notions , Yak, Lace , Bead, Trimmings, Fringes, &c. Ladies' Gauntlets and Kid Gloves at 75 cents aud upwards. Snnbnry, Nov. IS, 18T4. PENNSYLVANIA RAIL ROAD. PHILADELPHIA A ERIE R. R. DIVISION. WINTER TIME TABLE. On and after Sunday. Nov. 15th. 1874. the Trains on the Philadelphia & Erie Rail Road Divi sion will run as follows : WESTWARD. Fast Line leaves Philadelphia, 13.55 p m " " " Harrisburg, 5.00 p m " Williamsport, 9.15 pm " " " Lock Haven, 10.90 p n " arr. at Buffalo, 8.00 a in Erie Mail leaves Philadelphia, 11.55 pm " " ' Harrisburg, 4.25 a m " " " Williamsport, 8.35 a m " " " Lock Haven, U.45 a tn " " " Renovo, 11.10 am " " an at Erie, 8.05 p m Elm ira Mail leaves Philadelphia, 8.00 a m " " " Harrisburg, 1.25 pm " " " Williamsport, 6.20 pm " " arr at Lock Haven, 7.30 p m Lock Haven Ac. leaves Harrisburg, 9.15 a m " " " Williamsp't, 2.05 pm " Lock Haven, 3.10pra EASTWARD. Philadel. Express leaves Lock Haven, 6.40 a m " " " Williamsport, 7.55 a m " ' arr. at Harrisburg, 12.10 a m " " " Philadelphia, 4.15 pm Erie Mali leaves Erie, 11.20 a iu " " " Renovo, 8.25 pm " " Lock Haven, 9.45 pm " " " Williamsport, 10.50 p m ' " arr. at Harrisburg, 2.30 a m " " arr at Philadelphia, 6.50 a m Fast Line leaves Emporium, 8.55 p m " " " Renovo, 10.40 pm " " " Lock Haven, 11.55 p m " " ' Williamsport, 1.10 a m " " arr. at Harrisburg, 4.20 a m " ' arr. at Philadelphia, 8.05 a m Day Express leaves Lock Haven. 11.25 a m " " Williamsport, 12.25 a m " " arr. at Harrisbnrif, 4.00 p m " " " Philadelphia, 7.30 pm Mail East connects east and west at Erie with L. S. & M. 8. R. W. and at Corry with Oil Creek and Allegheny K.R. W. Mail West with east and west trains oa L. S. & M. S. R. W. and at Corry with Oil Creek and Allegheny R. R. W. Erie Mail and Elmira Mail make close con nections at Williamsport with N. U. R. W. trains, north, and at Harrisburg with N. C. R. W. trains south. IVM. A. BALDWIN, Gen'l Sup't. Philadelphia fc Reading Railroad WINTER ARRANGEMENTS. January 17th, 1875. Trains Leave Hertoon as Follows : (Scsdats Excepted.) For Shamokln, 10.40, 11.00 a. m. and 3.40 p. m. For Mt.(.armeI,AshIana, lamaqaa, rottsville, Reading and Philadelphia, 10.40 a. m. Trains tor Hersdon, Leave as Follows (Sundats Excepted.) Leave Shamokin at 8.00 a. m. 1.50 and 3.55 p. tn. Leave Philadelphia, 9.15 a. ru., Reading 11.30 a. m., Pottsville, 12.10 p. m., Tamaqua, 1.20 p m Ashland, 2.35 p.m., Mt. Cartnel, 3.21 p. m. Trains Leave Hahrisbckq, as Follows : For New York, 5.20, 8.10 a. m. and 3.00 7.40 d. m. For Philadelphia, 5.20, 8.109.45 a. m.,2.00 and 3.50, p. m. SUNDATS. For New York, 5,20 a. m. For Philadelphia, 1.45 p. m. Tbains for Harrisburg, Leave as Follows Leave New York, 9.00 a. m., 13.40 and 5.15. 7.45 p. m. Leave Philadelphia, 9.15 a. m. 3.40 and 7.00 p. in. Sundays. Leave New York, 5.15 p. m. Leave Philadelphia, 7.00 p. m. Via Morris and Essex R. R. J. E. WOOTTEN, General Sup't. Reading, Pa. Nov. 13. 1874. CEUTRAL DRUG STORE w rr tko Qnr.tr q.b.Cadvjllader Is the place to buy pure and fresh MEDICINES, DRUGS, PAINTS. OILS, GLASS, PERFUMERY, NOTIONS, . CIGARS, TOBACCO, LIQUOR for medicinal purposes, and all other arti cles usually kept in a first-class Drug Store. Special attention paid to compounding pre scriptions and family receipts by competent druggists. I am prepared to furnish Id quantities to salt purchasers and at Philadelphia prices, CALCINED PLASTER, PHILADELPHIA LIME, FINISHING SAND, PLASTERING HAIR. Portland, Roman, Rosendale and Lehigh CEMENTS, Land Plaster for Farmers, Timothy and Clover Seeds. Also, Garden Seeds of all kinds. Aall and get a Rural Reeister for 1874. GEO. B. CADWALLADEK. Sunbury, Feb. 0, 1874.-ly. Dr. C. M. Martin. Geo. W. Bloom NEW DRUG STORE, No. 13, South Third Street, Clement House Bufliii, Silrnrj, ft. DR. C. M. MARTIN & CO, H AVE just received a fresh lot of Pure Drugs aud Patent medicines. We have also a full assortment of DRESSING AND PACKET COMBS. Hair, Tooth. NaiI,Clothe,Shoe and other brushes TOILET AM FANCY ARTICLES. fine extracts, pocket books, knives, c, c. REED'S GRAND DCCnESS COLOGNE, t'ie sweetest perfume itt America. Parisian, a Kid Glove Wash. warrautei to clean perfectly the most delicate shades wthout injury to the kid All tlu leading preparations for the Hair, SEGA KM, THE BEST IN MARKET, Pure Win and Liquors, for medical purposes, Pbysti-iLns Prescriptions and family teceipts compounded with care. Thankful for past favors we hope by fair deal ing to receive a share of your patronage. 8eptetnb?r 11. 1373. W. D. MELICK, Druggist and Apothecary, IN YVELKER'S BUILDING, Market Street, SUXBl'KY, PA. DRUGS, CHEMICALS, DruggUts' Fancy Goods, PAINTS, OILS, GLASS, PUTTY, &C, constantly on hand. Particular attention paid to compounding phy sicians prescriptions and family receipts. Sunbnry, April 17, 1874. THE TIMES. A First-Class Newspaper. DAILY AXD WEEKLY. ludeiiendent iu Everything t Neu tral iu Xothiug! Opposed to all Corrupt Rings in Municipal, State and National Affairs. Trie Tally Times will be issued on Satur day, the .3tu of March next, and every morning there after, Hitiday excepted, nmter the editorial direction of A. K. jlaJLCtfk. pnmea couipaciiy, irom ciemr, nw tyie, ou i iarffe folio nheett containing all tbe news of tbe day, including the Associated Preae Telegrams, Special Irlegramw and Correi.ondeuoe from all point of intereits, and fearless editorial dwcujjKioua of all cur rent topes. Price, two cents. Mail sihocriptions, postage free, Six dollar per an num, orFifiv cents per month, in advance. Advertlsemen t, fifteen, twenty and thir ty cents ier hue, accurdiug to poaitiou. THE WEEKLY TIMES. Will In issued on Saturday, March 30th, and weekly thereaftr, containing all important news of the week, and compete MA ket and Financial Reports. Mailec, for oue year, postage free, at the following rato : Oneopy $1.00 Teniipies Tweity Copies W.0O Advtrtlsements twenty-live cents per line, hemitauces aoouid be made by Drafts or P. O. Orders. Address, TUe Times, No. U Ronth Seventh Htreet, Phiiadelpkla. rixnlfsral. AspabaoCS. The papers are still discussing, and with some acrimony, whether or not there are more varieties of asparagus than one. Sons contend that there is, and that there la as much distinction between the Mammoths,the Colossals, and the Gollaths, and the old pUnta of gardens. as there ii between an Early York and Drum- bead cabbage. One would suppose that where there Is any difference it would be not difficult to point out wherein the differences kid. If we have two men before as we say this one has a dark complexion, thick lips, or enrly bair and that Is a light man with bine eyes or a pump- handle nose ; aud we look for such Intelligent discrimination when any variety of fruit or vege table is offered for onr selection. We know a Seckel from a Bartlett pear when we see it, or v Knight's Marrowfat pea from a Prussian Blue ; but when we ask for the characteristics of the wonderful varieties of aeparajjus, we are simply told that they are larger than the old ones every where. It is not for nsto settle these weighty questions of differences. They may be good and valuable kinds for all we know. We hope they are. Tet it is quite certain that we have seen just as large asparagus from any ordinary bed when properly cared-for, as anyone could obtain by planting these improved kinds. If this one item of size is all that tbe Improvers can claim, it is a small one. Anyone can get as large and as good as paragus as he can desire from seed gathered from well-grown asparagus bed. Tbe fault of many who desire good asparagus is that they set the plants too thick. To get mammoth "grass" the roots should be set not closer than two feet apart. . A very rich soil is essential to good aspaiagus, but this may he near tbe surface and above the roots. The com mon practice of diggiug deep down into clay soil Is an injury, and many plantations fail from just this extra labor In doing things "well." The asparagus is a seaside, plant naturally and grows in sand or sandy soil, in which the water passes rapidly away. Tbe necessity of having the roots high aud dry, instead of deep down in a well, is well understood by the English, who generally plant the asparagus in raised beds four feet wide, aud often as much as eighteen inches above the surrounding surface. This season of the year is the one in which new asparagus plantations are made, and with out passing on the questions of distinctness of varieties, we feel sure that if tbe bints we have given are attendedlo, any of the old-fashioned asparagus beds will give seed which will make plants that give anyone satisfaction. German man Telegraph. How to Raiss Plums. There is a secret about plum ratsiug. We have discovered it in travel ing over tbe country. We never visited a large plum orchard in onr life that we did not find plenty of fruit. And we never visited and place with eight or ten trees, and fonnd t good crop of this fruit. Now, tbee facts set ns thinking ; and the resnlt of onr thoughts is this, that it is very easy to have all the plums yon want to eat and sell. The secret connected with, plum rais ing is to plant plenty of trees, so as to give fruit to the curculio and to yourself also. If yon plaut fifty or a bnndred trees, yon will have fruit enonicb for cerybody. Every such orchard that we ever visited bod plenty of ripe fruit. Some even complained that the curculio did not thin oat the fruit enough that the trees were overloaded. So we say to our readers, if yon want plant fifty or one hundred trees tben you will be sure to have all the fruit yon want, and it is one of the most profitable crops raised. Annual of Phrenology and Physiognomy for 1873. Grapes vines can and should, if deferred, be pruned on pleasant days during the present mocth when the vines are not frozen. Cuttings can be made planted where the wood was not frozen too much, layers can be put down. If tbe season permits, new vines can be planted, but the first should be out of the soil, and the atter not too wet. Stick to Toes Fabms The feeling that you are settled and fixed will induce you to go to work and improve your farms, to plant orchards, to set out shade trees, to enclose pastures, to build comfortable out houses, aud each succes sive improvement is a bond tb bind yon still closer to your homes. This will bring conteut ment in the family. Tour wives and daughters will fall in love with tbe country, your sons will love home more than the grog-shop and prefer farming to measuring tape or professional loaf ing, and yon wilt be happy in seeing the content ed and cheerful faces of yonr families. Make your home beautiful, convenient and pleasant, and your children will love it above all other places ; they will leave it with regret, think of it with fondness, come back to it joy fully and seek tbeir chief happiness around their home fireside. Women and children need more than meat, bread and raiment ; more than acres of corn and wheal spread out all arouud them. Their love of the beautiful must be satisfied. Their tastes must be cultivated. Their sensibilities humored, not shocked. To accomplish this good end, home must be made lovely, conveniences multi plied, comforts provided, and cheertnlnesa fos tered. There must be both snushine and shade, lus cious fruits and fragraul flowers, as well as clothing aud food. The mind and heart as well as tbe fields must be cultivated ; and then in telligence and contentment will be the rule In stead of the exception. Slick to, improve and beautify your homesteads ; for with this good work comes conteutment. Vaxub or Plaster. An Ohio farmer writes tbe Wetter Rural as follows: Tbe past four seasons have been very dry, as mil in this part of the State will bear me witness ; and a large part, probably two-thirds, of tbe clover seed sown in this vicinity during that time has been lost. In tbe spring of 1S73 1 sowed one field of eight acres to oats, thoroughly harrowed one way, then sowed on clover seed and cross-harrowed the field. I then put on about three pecks of plaster to tbe acre, and the resnlt was a good yield of oats and a fine catch of clover, which grew finely tbrongbout the summer, and last season produced a large burden of number one clover hay. This I am now feeding to my calves, for I prefer it to any other when properly cured ; for calves should have the best. The same week in which 1 seeded tbe eight-acre lot I seeded one of fonr acres, and in precisely the same manner, save that I sowed plaster on two of it. The other two acres went without plaster. Now for the result. Where the plaster was sown the clover grew as finely as in the eight-acre lot, and produced as much hay last season, while on that without plaster the yield of oats was mnca lighter, and what clover seed sprouted, or nearly all, died from the effects of the draught : so much so that it would not pay for harvesting. The soil was sandy what we term here sand- -knolls and poor at that. HOW TO MAKB A VaLLABLB KBCIFZ BOOK. Every benrekeeper should have her very own re--ciped book-a book of her own creation, of gra dual growth and proved excellence, and we pro- ' mUe to show our lady readers how to make one. In the first place buy a blank-book and write your name and the date on the first leaf. Divide the book kito as many different departments as yon wish, headirg each page with the department to which it belongs, as follows : Recipes for clean ing, recetpes for soaps, recipes for cooking meats, recipes for cake, and so on through family cook- lug. Tbeu comes cooking for the sick, care of the sick, and all the various things that are a part of a woman's duty, and for which, unfor tunately, there is no school but experience. Number yon pages if they are not numbered in the beginning, and make an index, leaving blank spaces iu tbe index to correspond with blank pages between departments which yon do not ex pect to fill immediately. Write under these dif ferent heads every recipe which yon have actually tried, or the results of which yon have seen !u the houses of yonr friends, and enter the page in the index. Tbb grasshoppers in the west p stales are around the railway stations these' warm morn ings, to see who comes to purchase (bed wheat. Tbb vernal equinox has passed and the gentle butter fly and the inquisitive grasshopper will soon be abroad In tbe land. Thb whole grass question, and a great many other questions, are tummed up in the aphonic put in the meulb of an old farmer : No giasi no cume : no came, no manure : no manure, a crops ; no crops, no farmers ; no farmers, nothln?. - - - , m