7 THE SUNBURY AMERICAN, 19 PWT.IRI1ED BVERT -BATTTnDAT BT EM'L WILVERT, Proprietor, . Moor A Dlaslngor's Building, Market Square At 1.50 In Advstne. II not paid within 6 Month 3. f StAnyripliotu taktn far tM than tic Month. Co-wifucTwn with tW establishment I aft erten slveNEW JOB OFFICK, containing a variety of plain nnd fancy tvpe cqnnl to any establishment n the Interior of the State, for which the patron age of the pnbllc Is respectfully solicited. professional. A. ' nK,t:E, ATTORNEY AT LAW, AND ACTING JUSTICE o TUB PEACE. ." ' . i Next Door to Judge Jordan's Keeldcnec, Chest nut (street, Bunbiiry, Pa. Collections and all legal matters promptly at- t iyi ded to. ' , JEREMIAH SNYDER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, AND ACTISU JUSTICE OF TIIK l'EACE. Convcynnclng.t he collections of clnlms.wrltlngs, unl nil kind of Legal business wilt be attended . o carefully and with despatsb. Can be consult ed In the English nnd Ocrman language. Office formerly occupied by Solomoif Mallek, Esq., op posita City Hotel, 8miliHry, Pa. March -1 1878. ly. , fS A. BOT OORF, 1 X Attorney -nt-I.aw, GEORGETOWN, Northumberland Co., Pcnna. Gin be consulted In the English and German Umgus ges. Collections attended to In North umberland and adjoining counties. Also Agent for the Lebanon Valley Fire Insu rance Company. mill 5 Jl II. B. KANE, Attorney at Law, 8UN JL BCUY, PA. Oltlce In Market fuunre, (adjoining Ihe oIBce of W. I. Orcenough, Esq.,) Professional business lu this nnd adjoining couu .les promptly atteuded to. 8 unbury, March JWlSML-ly W. C. PACKER, Attorney at Law, Sunbury, Pa. Vovoniber o; 1878. tf. DR. CHAN. M. MARTIN, PIlSICIAN AND SURGEON, Kunburjr, Fenn'n. - Office on Frout Street, next doer to Haas & ? ll gel V. Oili'ee Honrs. Until 8 am. From 12 to 1 p in. 'mm 5 to 6 p m.,ainl after o'clock p in. At all other hours when not professionally en raged, ecu b found at Drug Store, on Third St., irxt to Clement House. - eug3,'7-J.-ly ri II. DOVER, Attorney and Cunnsullor at Law. Roams Ns. 18 Second Floor, right's Building, SUNBURY. PA. Frnfsssloha iiiiiie.ts attHB'Iftl to, In the onrts of Norttaum erland and adjoining rnur.tlc. Also,, in the 'irtuit and lHitritt Court for tha Wtrn Dis riet of Pennsylvania. Claims promptly collect- 1. Particular attention paid to eat In Sunk uptcy. Consultation can bo had in the flcr nan language. nirtr:Ji,'71 . II. KANE, Attorney at Law, SUN BURY, PA., office In Mssser's Building earths Court House. Front Room up stairs hove the Drug Store. Collections madu In Nor humherlnnd nnd adjoining couNtics. Sudbury, Pa., June , Wi ' BCADWAIiI,.ADER,Market8troet, LT. SUNBURY, PA. Dealer In Drugs, Medioines, Paints, Oils, ilass. Varnishes, Liquors. Tobacco, Cigars, 'orket Books, Dairies, Ac. j J P. WOIYERTON, Attorney at Law. !5 Market Square, SUN BURY, PA. Profession- j I business lu this and adjoining counties prompt- I attended to. . .. . jfT B. MANNER, Attorney at Law, SUN- II As BURY, PA. Collections attended to in , lie counties of Northumberland, Union, Snyder, i louMiir, Columbia and Lyeoiniug. aplHV-i'. j OEOMON MA LICK, j ATTORNEY AT. LAW, . I nH-c at his residenee on A feu street, on square j vt'i of the Court House, near the Jail, SUN- i il'RY, PA. Colleetious and all profslonal o-iiiHi promptly attended to iu this and adjoin- I iiir eminlies. Consultations can be had In the ! ;ui !ii tu language. JillyJ7-lM7'J. I . w. iinni.KH. i.. T. iMMiimu-n. . r 2IE;LEK A ItOIIRHACN, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Olfioe In Haiipt's Building, lately occupied by n.lge Rockefeller and L. T. Rohrbaeb, Eq. . Collections nnd all professional business r-iiiptly attended to In tba Courts of Norlhum- erlniiit and adjoining comities. Dec . 1f71. - - olcIs ab icstanrants. TTNITED STATES', uiTr i'' w. r. I ... ....... , - " r, irCHEV, Proprietor."-Opposite the De- U KIl ot SilAMUb.1:, l r.vcry aueniion gneu iu .avellora. and the beet accommodations given, piil 5, 1873. tf fTSIlTNGTON IIOINE, C. NEFF VV Proprietor, Corner of Market Second trcctF, opposite the Conrt House, Sunhnry, . May3,'70. VLLEliHEKY 1IOINE, A. BECK. Proprietor, Nos.81S and 814 Market Street, hove eighth, PHILADELPHIA. Terms, ti r day. He respectfully solicits your patron ire. Jan0'72. J-ATIONAL HOTEL. AUGUSTUS 1 WALD, Proprietor, Georaetown North'd ounty, Pa., at the Station of the N. C. R. W. Choice wines and cigars at the bar. The table la supplied with the best the market 'fords. Good stabling and attentive ostler. ttVmmel'n KKNTAI'KANT, CI I.OUISHUMMRL, Proprietor, Commerce St., SHAMOKIN, PENN'A. Having just retltted the above Saloou for the 'comodatlon of the pnbllc, Is now prepared to rvc '.lis filends-with tha beat refreshments, and reB Lager Beer, Ale, Porter, and all other malt nors. i ' nsituss (Tares. i. s. BBoant. J. fit-as It llitS lT H. BIIOADS t CO., V BITilL DBiLSIS OF NT11RACITE COAL, SUNBURY, PENN'A. Orrira with Hits, Fauelt A Co., Orders lea at Seaskolts A Bro's.. office Market roet, will receive prompt attention. Country jstom respeetfully solicited. Feb. , 1871. if. , ANTHRACITE COAL! TTALENTIXE DIETZ, Wholesale aud V Retail dealer In every variety of ANTHRACITE COAL, UPhF.R WHARF, BUKBUKY, PBNN'A. All kinds ot Craln taken la exchange for Coal, rders solieitad and filled promptly. Orders left . 8. F. Nsvln's Confectionery Store, on Third eet, will reelev prompt attention, and money WKtptedfor, the same as at Mi office. DENTINTRY. GEORGE M. RENN, Stmpton't JtuiUUruj, Market Square, SuKsraT, Pa., prepared to do all kinds of work pertaining to Dentistry. He keeps constantly on baud arge assortment of Teeth, and other Dental iterlal, from which he will be able to select, id meet the waul of bis customers. All worK warranted to give satisfaction, or else e money refunded. The very best Mouth Wash and Tooth-Powder 1 ou band. Llii references are the numerous patron for I Km he has worked for the last twelve year. isaunnry, April 81, isrj. lOAL! CO A I.I COAL! GRANT BROS., j ouipiier aa Wholesale and Ketall Dealer In HITS AND RED ASH COAL, SUNBURY, PA (lowvk wiiiar.) . r3T" Sole Agent, westward, at the celebrated nryviay .oJ. Juu Vt-V mm !Ftarlleihed In 1R40. .1 PRICE 1 SO IN ADVANCE -i i ", r a i Jch) bbtrlhfutcnts. . NEW COAL YARD. - . ' THE undersigned having connected the Coal business with his extensive FLOUR A GRAIN trade, Is prepared to supply families with the VERY It EST OF COAL, CHEAP FOR CARIT. Egg, Stove and Nut, constantly on hand. Grain taken la exchango for Coal. J. M. CAOWALLADER. Sunbury, Jan. IS, 1870. if. NEW TOBACCO AND NECJAR, AND JiRUSH S TOR E. South side of Market street between 3d nnd th w 8UNHCRY, PA. Just opened, an entire new ttock of all kinds of TOBACCO AND 6E0ARS. Scgnrs of every grade. Tobacco of every varlc'y. Pipes, both plain and fancy. BRUSHES ! BRCSHE8! I BRUSHES 1 ! 1 A large assortment of Brushes direct ftoin the manufacturer nt greatly rudnccd prices. His line of brashes aro a specialty and many new kinds never before introduced into this market. Alto, Paper Collars aud Can in great variety. A inrge assortment of all the popular Songs of hs day. Call and examine my goods and get a list of prices. HENRY PETERY. November 2, 1872. ly BATCHELOR BROS TRADE MARK PUIiCH CIGARS. NOW Duller than any ever inarfe;by them. See that the boxca are brauded PECCLIAK D. II. PI'NCII. Wholesale Dimwit 330NOttTIl TIII1U) 8TUKKT, Branch aa North 2d St., Braneli SS7 Chestnut SI., (Opposite ''CONTINENTAL.") PHILADELPHIA. March 1, 1873. Oinos. LOCALIPTIOX. Now Is the time to form Your rlnfo. FIXE OLD RYE WHISKY. Fully Four Years Old. $4 per gallon. Or, in largo bottles, secure ly packed in cases, 11.00 per dozen. VERY FINE. PALE SAERRY, nnd RARE OLD PORT WINES, At same prices. GOLD SEAL URANDY, Very Choice. SIS.OO the dozen. Send in your orders, II. ,V A. C. VAN BEIL. No. 1310, CHESTNUT ST., Philadelphia. April 19, 173, 1 yr. O. W. KKKFRH. C. W. BAWLER. ISTew Goods! SPRING AND SUMMER. ! Dry Goods, Notions, Furnishing ! Goods, Groreriw, Oil Cloths, i Glass nH XnilM j of every variety, at one low price, f at i Kccfcr & 'lJassIer's Store, Corner of Fourth and Market 8trei ls, SUNBURY, PA. All kinds of Grain taken in exchange same as cash. Call and see us. REEFER A BASSLF.R. Sunbury, May 10, 1H7S. NEANONARLE GOODN. SPRING AND SUMMER STYLES at Minis Kate Blaek'M, Market Square, Sunbury, Pa. LADIE'S DRESS GOODS of every style and quality. White Goods, Fancy Goods, Notions and Trim ming a specialty. TOILET SOAPS AND PERFUMERY. Everybody is Invited to call and see them and buy cheap. May S, 1873. NPRINCi MILLINERY UOODM, A fnll line of BONNETS AND HATS, trlmiuM and mitrliumed. Flowers, Ribbons, Collars, CutTt, Handkerchiefs, Neckties, and a geueral variety of H1U.1M.KI selected with great eareSroin the leadlig tin- porting houses in New York, and Philadelphia, at MISS M. L. GOSSLER, Fourth Street, below the 8. V. R. R. Every effort will be made to please those wio favor her with their patronage. April as, 1873. THE PARKER GUN. , vr SCNO STAMP rORCtftCULA PARKER BRO'S WEST MERIDEN.CT. March 29, 1878 ly. J. F. LERCH'S CAREIAG1E AND WAGON MAKINGg ESTABLISHMENT, CHESTNUT BT 8UNBTJBY, PA Vshiolm or au. Kinds nits Oaoaa. The latest styles and the best workmanship. Sample may be seen at the shop. Ulve bint call. Sunbury, Dee. T, 1873. ly. fb bbcdlsmenis. NPRING AND SUMMER CiOODS ' Joat Opened nt the Store of Reed Brother A Sejholt,' (successors to 8. 0. RcedABro.) -. COMPRISING OF DRY GOODS of every description and Tarlety ench as Dreaw (iood comprising all the novelties In fabric and shade. White tiooda), Fstnct- Ooodi. Full Assortment of Motions, which are being sold at the lowest Cash Prices. Also, Groceries and Provisions, , ; pure nnd fresh. . , queknswark, glassware, and wood and Willow Ware, Nicest Brands of Flour constantly on band. A very large ASSORTMENT OF WALL PAPER, both glazed and common, always on hand. BOOT8 AND SHOES from the celebrated hand made Boot nnd Shoe Manufactory of Watsontown, for MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN. HEAD Y-MA VE CLOTHING, of all et7.es noil of the latest styles. F L O U 11 . A constant snpplyof western white wheat floor a tpcslality. The public are Invited to call and examine onr Goods iree of charge. Our motto is "Quick Sales and Small Protlts," and to please all. The highest prices will be paid for all kinds of country produce. By strict attention to business and keeping at all times the most complete stock, and selling at thclowrst prloca, we hope to merit a f ill share of patronage. REED BROTHER 8KA8HOLTZ. Sunbury, May 8, 1K7S. p o e e XT O O - .12 or. a W ll ' h" 2a aa O ? - o ; . t3"?li'W4'" 5 I3afi-:!!s Fft3?52"H 9 V X "-3 WANIIINU MADE EANYt A Wnut long flt at last supplied by the Improved Nl'CCENN' WASHING MACHINE 1 T With adjustable Washers, recently added, In creasing its utility AO per cent, invewteti and patented by S. M. SMITH, York, fa. It cleans alt kind ef Clothing betWr and nnleker than any other Washer. It cleans per fectly aud without lujnry, any article rroin me finest Lcc Lortuin to the Heaviest Buai uoining. It will cleanse a half dosen Gentlemen's Shirts, badly soiled, In from 0 to 8 minutes, Including tbe uollnre and wristbands. - The steam being confined In tha Wather, the clothing while being washed Is also bleached. Over M00 Machlnea were sold In York and tan easier Counties and aver (70,000 worth in Oris Stata and Ohio, within a year giving satisfac tion. The celebrated Self-Adjusting EUREKA Wringer Is attacked to tba machine. taVIu from one to two hours a large Family's Wash can be done and rinsed, with less than half the labor required by hand. . RiBalag lsj done la this) Mthlne - thoroughly and rabidly. ' . ' We atk no one to purchase without first trying Us merit. 8igi.b Micwxss, f 18. . With Wringer, (25. 3F" Address all orders to IRA T. CLEMENT, , Manufacturer and Agent, Sunbury, Pa. Suubury. April SO, 1873. UllLDERS Bend for our Illast rated Catalogue of new books on building. A. J. BICKNEt.L A CO. a5,'73.tw, -if Warrea-st., New York. 3 lip? rr'-f fa :1r i peg g'wcM SUNBURY, PA.. FRIDAY MORNING, AUGUST 22, 1873. BALTIMORE LOCK HOSPITAL J-R. JOHNSTON, ritjsldnn of this celebrated Institution, has discovered the inbst certain, spoedy, plonsutit and tdcctnal remedy In the world for nil DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCEi ; Weakness of tha Back or Limbs, Strictures, Aflecllons of Kidneys and Bladder, Involun Ury Discharges, Impotency, General Debili ty, Hervousncss, Dyspcpsy, languor, Low Spirits. Confaslon of Ideas, Palpitation of the Heart, Timidity, Tremblings, Dimness of Sight or Giddiness, Disease of the Head, Throat, Nose or Skin, Affections of Liver, Lungs, Stomach or Bowel these terrible Disorders arising from the Solitary Habits of Youth those secret and solitary practices mora fatal to their victims than the song of Syrens to tbe Mariners of Ulysses, blighting their most brilliant hojies of anticipations, rondorlng marriage, Ac, Impos sible. YOUNG MEN especially, who have become the victims of Soli tary Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit which annually sweeps to an untimely grave thousands of young men of the most exalted Inlcuts and brilliant Intellect, who might otlier wisa have entranced listening Senates with the thunders of eloquence or waked to ecstacy the living lyre, may call with full confidence. MARRIAGE. Married Persons or Yonng Men contemplating mnrTingc, aware of Physical Weakness, .(Loss of Procreutive Power Impotency), Nervous Ex citability, Palpitation, Organic Weakness, Ner vous Debility, or nnj other Disqualification, speedily relieved. lie who places himself nnder t ho euro of Dr. J. may religiously confide lu his honor as a gentle man, and confidently rely uoon hi skill at u I'hv. sleian. ORGANIC WEAKNESS, Impoteney, I.ofs of Power, immediately Cured and full Vigor Restored. Thla Distressing Anectlon which renders Lire miserable, aud marriage impossible is the penalty Wild by the victims of Improper Indulgences. Young persons are too apt to commit excesses from hot being aware of the dreadful conscqauees thBt may eusuc. Now, who that understands the subject will pretend to deny that the power of procreation Is lost sooner by those falling into Improper habits than by the prudent t Besides being deprived tho pleasures of healthy offspring, the most serious and destructive symptoms to both body and mind arise. The system becomes de ranged, the Physical and Mental Functions Weakened, Lose of Procreatlve Power, Nervous Irritability, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of the Heart, Indigestion, Constitutional Debility, a Wasting of the Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay nnd Dewth. A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS. Persons ruined In health by unlearned preten ders who keep thorn trifling month after month, taking poisonous nnd injurious compounds, should apply Immediately. DR. JOHNSTON, Member of the Royal College of Surgeons, Lon don, Graduated from one of the most eminent Colleges In the United States, nnd the greater part of whose Ifa has been spent in the hospitals of London, Prls, Philadelphia and elsewhere, has effected some of the most astonishing cures that were ever known ; many troubled with ring ing In the head and ears when asleep, great nervousness, being alarmed nt sudden sounds, liaslifulness, with frequent blushing, attended sometimes w ith derangement of mind, were cured immediately. TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE. ' Dr. J. addresses all those who have injurnl themselves by Improper indulgence and solitary habits, which rnlii both body and mind, uulittiiig them for cither business, study, society or mar riage. Tiif.se are some of the sad and melancholy effects produced by early habits of youth, viz: Weakness of the Back nnd Limbs, Pains in the Buck and Head, Dimness of biirht, Loss of Mus cular Power, Palpitation of the Heart, Dyspcpsy, Nervous Irritability, Derangement of Diu i-live Functions, General Debility, Symptoms of Con sumption, &e. M KNTiM.Y The fearful effect on the iniml nre much to bo dreaded Loss of Memory, Con fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, Evil Forehndiiig. Aversion to Society, Self-Distrust, Love of Solitude. Timidity, cce., uie wmio of the evils produced. TiioVSiNps of persons of nil ages can now Judge what is the cause of their declining health, losing their vigor, becoming, weaK, pnie, nervous nnd emaciated, having a singular apjwarance about the eyes, rough and symptoms ot consump tion. YOUNG MEN Who have Injured themselves by a certain prac tice Indulged In when alone, a habit frequently leurned from evil companions, or at seheol, the effects of which nre nightly fell, even when asleep, aud if not cured, renders marriage lnios sllile, and destroys both mind and body, should apply Immediately. nut a pay mat a young man, mc nope oi m country, tho darliug of his parents, should be snatched from all jyrospects and enjoyments of life, by tbe consequence or deviating irom me path of nature and indulging in a certain six-ret habit. Uuch persons mcst before contemplating MARRiAUE, relied that a sound mind and body are the most necessary requisites to promote connubial happl ueiw. Indeed without these, the journey through life become a weary pilgrimage) the prospect hourly ilarkeus to tho view ; tbe infud becomes hndowed with despair uud lilled with the melan choly reflection, that the happiucss of another Itecorues blighted with our own. A CERTAIN DISEASE. When the misguided nnd imprudent votary of pleasure Uuds that he has imbibed tho seeds of this painful disease, it too oil en happens that an Ill-timed seuse or shame, or dreud tf discovery, deters him from applying to those who, from education and resjieetability, can alone befrieud him, deluvlng till the constitutional symptoms of this horrid disease! make their uppearanee, such as ulcerated sore throat, diseased nose, uoctural pains in the head and limbs, dimness of sight, deafness, nodes on the shiu bones and arms, blotches ou tho head, face and extremities, pro gressing with frightful rapidity, till at lust tho palate of the mouth or the bones of the nose fall lu, aud the victim of this awful disease becomes a horrid object of commiseration, till death puts a period to his dreadful suffering, by sendiug him to " that Undiscovered Country from wheuco no traveller returns." It is a melancholy fact that th sands DIE victims to UiU terrible dismjy, ikvoiigh falling Into the hauls of ItfeTuMarytinskillful PRE TENDERJs, sbn ii uMf that deadly Pol son, Mer8nry,e.,aj.wy tha constltutiou, und Incapable of arcing, keer M unhappy ufferer month after month taking their noxious or In jurious compounds, and hmcad of being restored to a renewal of Life Vljjor and Happiness, lu des pulr leave hiin with ruined Health to sigh over his galling disappointment. Te such, therefore, Dr. JonwsTov plodgcs him self to preserve the most Inviolable Secrecy, and from his extensive practlco and observations iu the great Hospitals of Europe, and tbe lirst in this country, vis i England, Franco, Philadelphia aud elsewhere, is eunbled to offer the most cur tain, sicedy and effectual remedy lu tbe world for all diseases of Imprudence. DR. JOHNSTON. OFFICE, NO. 7. 8. FREDERICK STREET. ElLTIMOKK, M. D. Left baud side going from Baltimore street, a few doors from the corner. Fail not to observe uuiue uud number. l-ir No letters received unloss postpaid and containing a stamp to be used on the reply. Par tons writing should stats age, and tend a portion of advlrtlsemont describing ymptonn. There are o many Paltry, Designing aud Worthless Impnster advertising themselves as Physicians, trifling with and ruining the Lealth of all who unfortunately fall Into their power, that Dr. Johnston deems it necessary to say es pecially to those unacquainted with his refuta tion that his Credentials or Diplomas always hang In his office. ENDORSEMENT OF THE PRESS. The many thousands cured at this Establish ment, year after year, and the numerous im portant Surgical Operation performed by Dr. Johnston, witnessed by the representatives of tbe press and many other papers, notice of which have appeared again and again before the public, beside his standing as a geutlcman of character and retponsiblllty, Is a sufficient guerauteetothe atrllcted. Chin d Leases speedily cured. Mnreh 1, 1815. ly HAVE YOU A MOTHER! Have yn a mother? love her well, While she Is spared on earth t Walt not till death shall cull her hener, To know her previous worth. Walt not till she lies cold and still, Most beautiful, though dead, To think of what yon should have done, Bcforo her dear life tlot. Think now how much she should be loved, , And prise her ns you ought, Or else, your life when she e gone, With sorrow shall be fraught. Oh. wnlch her, guard her with your love, While with you she Is left, For when she leaves you, life will seem Of every Jfty bereft. Oh, soothe her In her hours of pain, Be gentle and be mild ; r tinw sweet 'twill be for you to know You've been a faithful child. ' Miscellaneous. An Evil and lis Remedy, Oue mail with any trade is worth n thou sand without otic. A return to the old plan of apprenticing boys to trades is be ing advocated. Tho bus In of young men iu every large city who apply for employ ment, and fail to get it, for the reason that they cannot truthfully ntlirni that they nre educated nr especially fitted for nny parti cular business, constitutes a polent argu ment in favor of reform. Under tho ap prentice system we should have fewer igno rant mechanics aud incompetent busiuess men. A trade is half a man's fori inc. It presents iu a uutsliull the gront evil of tho times. How many thousands of young men are now idle in our great cities in our towns and villages who profess to be seeking work, yet avoid the foundry, the machine shop, the shop of the builder, nnd every other place where useful trades are taught and practiced, as they would avoid a pestilence. They seek ouly such em ployments as promise little work and largo pay. With the most of our young men the learning of a trade is not respectable. And who is to blame for this sentiment, so uni versal among our youth V It is the pa rents it is society, so called. Society is understood to taboo the mechanic and working man, and hence it is believed that there is no road to respectability through the mechanic's shop. No greater or more fatal mistake was ever made. No system nfcdueatiou was ever so false and dangerous as that which i'.culcatcs the idea thai labor is a badge of dishonor or that the laboring man is not the peer of the most exalted in the land. Tho work shop is tho best and surest road to usefulness and to fortune. It lies directly in the path of honor ami distinction nnd wealth. It is the best theatre now of ten d for tho most perfect develoeiiracut of the man of genius and of talent. There is no place where the man of education can demonstrate Ids .capacity fur usefulness belter than the machine shop, nnd amidst the steam and machinery of our great inan 'il'ai'torii s. It i.-i above all others, the place for the young man who really wants to work and win his way to wealth and to an honored and honoiable position among his fellow nun. We need not go beyond our own city to find examples which any young man, how ever distinguished hi family or illustrous his lineage, may well emulate. Tho front rank in the grand army of progress is nc o r. ling to them and to men of their stamp throughout tho land. I.et our young nieu of education look to tha life which the stur dy meebani ; furnish' 8 ns one worthy to be followed, aud we shall have fewer upon themselves ami shame and dishonor upon their families. Tub Kino and the Soldier. Fred rick of Prussia had a great mania for en listing gigantic soldiers, into tho Hoyal Guards, aud paid an enormous bounty to his recruiting ollleers for getting them. One day the recruiting sergeant chanced to espy an Iliberuian who was at least seven feet high : he accosted him in English, and proposed that ho should enlist. The idea of military life and the large bounty so de lighted 'Patrick that he immediately con sented. "Hut unless you can speak Germon, the king will not give you so much." "Oh!" said the Irishman, "sure it's I that don't know a word of Herman." 'Hut," said the sergeant, "three words will be sulllcicnt, and those you can learn in a short time. The king knows every man iu the guards. As soon as he set s you, l.e will ride up and ask you how old you arc; you will say, Tireutii-ma u ;' ucxl.how long have you lieen in the service : you must reply, '7Vce imX,' finally, if you are provided with clothes aud rations ; you answer 'Joti.' " Pat soon learned to pronounce his nn- j swers, uut never dreamed 01 learning tno questions. In three, weeks he apieai'ed bc toiu the king iu review. His Mnjusty rode up to hiiu. Paddy stepped forward with "present arm." "How old arc you V" said the king. "Three weeks," said the Irishman. "How long have you been in the service?" nsked his majesty. "Twenty-seven years." "Am I or you a blockhead V" roared Ihe king. "Hoth." replied l'atrick, who was in stantly taken to the xuard-room, but par doned by the king after he understood tho fact of the case. Xo Effect. A German paper contains a reply from u clcrgyiiiiii who was travel ing, who stopped at a hotel much frequent ed by wags and jokers. The host, not be ing used li have clergymen at his lable, looked at him with surprise ; the clerks used all their artillery of wit upon him, without eliciting a remark iu self-defense. The worthy clergyrean are his dinner quiet ly, apparently wi'.hout observing the gibes nnd queers of his neighbors. One of them, at last, iu despair ut forbenrauce, said to him : "Well, I wonder nt your patience ! Aro you not heard all that has been said against yotr?" "Oh, yes ; but I am used to It. Do you kuow who I am V" "Xo, sir." "Well, I will inform you. I am chaplain of a lunatic asylum ; such remarks have no ctfect upon tuo." "TnoMAs." said a father to his sod "don't let that girl make a fool of you. Ioofc sharp. Ke-membor tbe adage that 'I.OV6 is bliud.'" "Oh. that adage won't wash," said Tom ; "uik about love's bo ing bliud 1 Why, I see 10 tltoes as much in that girl as you do I" t Raw NriM, Vol. . No. ;i t i Old Norte, Vol. 8, No. S. How A Man Hunts for Clkan Clothes. Did you ever sec a mnn try to lind a shirt, or a handkerchief or some thing in tho bureau drawer whero his wife keeps her clean linen f It mostly happens 7i hen he's in a hurry, when ho has got his fireworks' temper on, nnd his wife has got tho baby on her lap, or ahe Is "up to tho elbows'? in dough. Ho llnds tho white dollies Arranged in such symmetrical lay ers hs only a womnu, after long practice, can accomplish, nnd ho dives in ft good deal ns lie would list) for nubs of kindling in a barrel nt shavings ; pitching every thing right or left or to the floor 5 mean while, ns he fails to get tho desired article, slewing nnd sweating, nnd ollering up se looted expressions of relief to his feelings, in a suppressed tone of voice, and Towing, in a key especially designed to reach the ears of his wife, that "it docs beat tho bid what's 's name If a thing can't be put where it can bo found." About this tiino his wife yells out from below that tho arti cle sought is right at the top ; when he sar castically desires to know if she stipiios.es ho line itot no pros" tlion fjnr iirnnti.f tt,fn that linen nt a more furious rntethan ever, j swearing that the shirt aint there, for lie has got clear to the bottom. And then ho gathers everything up in a bunch and rams them back anyhow , lust ns ho can grab them in savage handtuls, tearing around, and jerking things nil over with a nervous looseness. Then he sings out iu a sortof, abstracted way, ns if nddressing no one in horse race for his entertainment, particular, that he can always tell where Potato tka rolls. Take ono lonr of to hud anything he needs nt place of ' unbaked broad, knead one fourth the quan business, in a moment ; that ho keeps a , tity of mashed potatoes in it, moke out in place for everything, nnd everything is iu rolls, let them rise very light, then bnke. its place. Just about the time ho has ' They are nice cither warm or cold. worKCM 111111HU11 uiiw iv rcu 110L worry 01 boiling-over impatience, nnd got the whole room into a litter, his wife glides in and lays her hand upon the missing article right iu tho drawer where ho had jerked it out and then rammed it back agnin iu thnt quiet way a woman has of maddening a choloric husband itito a fit state for tho luuatic nsylum ! A Kitrnlogia Wardrobe. "Jenkins" thinks this about a fair Sar atoga outfit fir it young McFlimsey from tho Avenue: Four elcgnut silk dresses for evening a white silk, a pink, a blue, nnd a lavender ench costing from tfloO to ;-JLHt. Two silk carriage dresses a brown and a black, or gray with hat, gloves nnd a par asol to match each dress costing from $'JtH) to 1H0. Six morning dresses two of some ecru- worsted material, an emnroidered linen an embroidered while dress, a black silk j (lor cool days), and a gray poplin each costing from 75 to si 00. The silk and poplin probable double that amount Four round lints, coaling from $12 to &25 each. Two dozen pnirs of gloves, with from two to six buttons each. Two parasols, a sun-shade, nnd um brella. Two pairs of silk boots, two of kid and two of slippers or buskins. A dozen fans to match different dresses. A set of diamonds, a set of emeralds. Sets of cameos, of Komati gill, aud of jet jewelry are also indispensable. Curls, pull's, braids of hair. Cravats, sashes, bows of ribbon. A largo quantity of elegant under-clothing, collars, j fnusfx of muslin and lace. Two camel's hair shawls and one lace. A half dozen thrilling novels, just suited for summer reading. That is all.. Adulterated HuTTKit.-M'hen a house keeper thinks that she is buying butter she is frequently buying various compounds, Harmless, out not pleasant. The ilr. Dear, an Pratt street, who, a few days ago, I of lip, and drop your cakes by the table. waa willini to buv for about t went v renta : snooufull all over the pau. Hako for S.'i from the uegroTaylow, butter which was sold at the place from which it proved to have been stolen, nt making a bad bargain. It is tho sonio everywhere. A few years ago an adulterated wine, whiskey or bran- dy, was a rarity ; now, there is hardly any 1 suet, or a piece of butter the sizo of a wal liquor absolutely pure. Our olive oil is too nut, a little salt. Add ono cup of cold frequently Cincinnati lard, and our spices, milk just as it goes tif the oven. Hake pickles, sauces, condiments of all kinds, 1 slowly about two hours, have to lie seauned with a careful eye, aud I Johnny cakkh. Hub two tablespoons-" bought of the most respectable dealers. . fui 0fUrd or butter into one quart of yellow Now that adulteration has come down to I corn n,L.n ; ftdd to it three tablcspooiisful of such an indispensable article as butter, it j molasses and one tf-aspoonful of ginger, nnd makes the case all the worse. We Hud by i ,war , enough boiling milk or water tu the papers that a certain Kelley hos just j ,lmu0 it a thiu batter. Add. when nenrly ueuM j.ieBuuie.1 i.h Bi iiiuj. us uuuer a coin- pouuu ui mm, uiiiMiiy, union, panu oil, and the oi'. of certain seeds, the whole color ed with nnatto. !lthntre (Jaxittt. Don't Like It. A lady with a poodle dog entered a smoking car on a Western train, the oilier day, and when the conduc tor endeavored to persuade her to go into another car, she refused, saying her pre sence would deter the occuimuis from smoking. A gi-ullcmnti. huwever, took out a segar and began to smoke, when she wrenched it from his mouth, exclaiming. "If ihere is anything I hato it is tobacco smoke." The passengers who had witnessed the allair were convulsed with laughter.but the ulluuding smoker suppressed whatever emotions may have been struggling for ex pression in words or action, nnd maintain ed throughout the same impcrliirublo gra vity which had characterized him from the at heoien- lened it'un 1 ' first. Culmlv rising from bis se ed I no window ilea 1 si mm, tautened it up and, reaching over the sent back. tok thnt woman's poodle dog nnd threw him out of the window us far beyond as possible, at the same linio saying, "If there is anything I do hate it's a poodle dog " Tun exaet Mulm of tho Democratic parly, relative to the back pay s ilarv grab, s far ns represented by its members in I Cousin -as, is thus: Of the one hundred I ami sixteen, distinctively IX-mocrai ie mem I bers, not classing Liberals with lliem, one I hundred and eight received back pay, and I generally voted for it, and eight n turned lit. lhirty-Bix Kepulilieans returned it. nnd two Liberals, who pr.qicrlv should be c assilied as Hepublicans. Hie votes for lilt! measure wcio uooui, iro 101 iiouate. Hence there were more Republicans, rela tively, opposed to the lueasurn, thau Dem ocrats. Jerry Hlack turns up ns tho attorney or ndviser ol Steele, who wns a party to 1110 Fort Snelling swindle perpetrated under Huchanan's administration. Hlack also defended the Cliorpenning claim, aud serv- ed ns attorney for McCombs iu the efforts made to get him his share of the Credit Mobilier raid. And yet, wo understood it is the same Hlack who wnnts to mnke all members of the legislature swear, after the session it oyer, that they Imvs bceu honest I : - r. An Illlnofs widow fHinUd" dead away at tlie crave or her husband, and was up - ricd two weeks aRcr vards. ADVERTISING SCHEDULE 10 Unrs, or about 100 Words, mnke a Square II! n SSq;! Ml ?.W I Pqi 4 Pq 'coi U'eol 1 col a.Wli 3.00. 5.011 B.00. 18.00 One week l.Ot: Twer weeks .M 3.00: a.iso; 4.IXH p.oan.oo is.on Thrco " Four ". Five " Hlx T K.i mo"s Three " Six ' Nine " One Year .00i 8.M 4.IKX n.ooi n.oom.OOVO.OO S.50 4.f0! ft.toH A.nnio.OOlin.OO'.fiO H.7.1 fl.OO. B.fiO' 7.011 18.00.1 7.0XIJ5.00 .0N 0.7o. 1.M fl.00 13.0tliH!U0.'.Ts50 H.lWi, 7.fiO. 8.50! 11.00. la.OOi'OxftM.tHJ il.-Vl tJ.ot. .5(K10.oo 20.00 !.V(K M).0C tt.00 1 1 .11 I il.tHt'JD.00 1.f.00,.i0.00 . 1 0.01. 1 8.011-1 5.0(rlir..00 f.V( 0,75.00 8.00-1 '.'.IK.. 1 ft.lH'iiiO.OO-IO.OOs'Xi.i 0 1 100. . RECM'I'.N, AC. Cookies. Two curs of pupar, twoeggs, one cup of butler, one tcusj oonlul of soda. Foda 1'ovnd Cake. Fodf tpps, tiVrj cups of sugar, one top of fuller, mnrly a cup of milk, one tenspoon(il of soda, twC of ctcatn tartar. Corn Frittkus. fievch rars of gnttctt corn, mixed with three beaten eggs, a large spoonful of butter, salt nnd pepper to tnstCi Fry a light brotvn. . KroNGE Cakr. Four eggs, one cup o sugar, one tup of flour. Cream sugar nntt yolks of eggs, add lastly the beaten whiles; nnd bake emmedintelyt Tomato Fritter-,- Mtew them ns you would for lable, mnkc a baiter of two boa ten oggs, a cup of milk, and rtotlr, stir Iff tomatoes, and fry in hot lard. Poor M an'h Proud Cake.-TWo clips of sugar, otin cup of butter, ono cup of lullfc; two eggs, two tonspoonfuls of cream tartan one of soda, floor to mnke it sufficiently thick. FlLMNO FOR FOWLS OR VEAL. CVllhlb- pa bprcR,l1 three-fourths, mashed potatoes one-fourth, butter, saltaud pepper totastet A small quantity of wine gives it a lastu like wild gamo. A Texas town was recently visited by tt clergyman for the first time in its history 1110 appreciative citiEens oiiercd linn iiiq hospitalities of tho town and got una crand Salad Dressing. Ono hard boiled egg choppod tine, 2 tablespooiifulls of white su gar, 4 tablespooufulls of vinegar ; mix' well, add 3 tablespooufulls of cream nnd A small quantity of salt. I dress water-cress' in the same way. Uakkd Pi udixo. Three pints of milky two slices of bread crumbed, 5 eags, (beat en separately,) I teasponnfull of salt. Hour enough to make a thin batter ', bake in two' pans in a quick oven. To be eaten with currant wine sauce. . Corn Fkittrrs (another wny). Twelve' ears of grated corn. Four eggs, well-bca ten, mixed with a handful of Hour. Add to this the corn, seasou with pepper and . salt, nnd thin with a pint and a half of milk. Fry like griddle cakes, in hot lard. Mock Minor Pirs. One cup of bread crumbs, soaked in one cup of water, ono cup of molasses, ono cup of sugar, ono cUp of strong vinegar, one cup of raisins, ono cun of currants, laulcsiMionful each of cin- naraou and cloves, i his makes three pics.' j Xkw Potatoes. Scrape them carefully,' nnd immerse lliem iu cold water lor an , hour. Put them in boiling water, with a i little salt, boil fifteen minutes, or longer, if .necessary. Pour oft' water, let them dry, j nnd whun served for table, put butter over them. j Corn Hatter Uhead. Six table-.' ; spoonsful of wheat (lour, three of yellow j corn meal, nnd a pinch of salt ; niako it ; into as thin batter as griddle cakes, with ! warm milk, nnd add four well beaten eggs.' ! Hake in small pans, or iu "gem paus," iu a brisk oven. ! Corn Mkal Cake-. Take ono quart of ' weet milk, and boil with halfa rup of sugar ' and n cup of butler. And enough of In i diaii or southern corn meal to make a still' ' butter. Heat three eggs to a foam ; add it little pinch of salt, and bake in shallow pans for half or. hour. Wiiitk Corn Dodgers. Take ono pint; of Southern corn meal, and turn over it one pint of boiling water, add a salt, and ouo egg well beaten up and stirred into the bat ter when uearly cold. Butter sonio sheets minutes, in a hot oven. Indian Pudding. Six tablespoons of Indian meal scalded in one quart of milk.' Kcmovu it troin the lire, and add one cup ; of molasses, two-thirds of 11 cup of chopped 1 cooi( ono or lwo ,,Rj,s ftI), UIlKe in SHallOW" pans, in a very hot oven. I Tahui'a MiiKiNOUE. Four tablespoons' j of tapioca, one quart of milk, four eggs, re 1 serving two of tho whites for frosting. S mk Hie tapioca several hours in a collo-cup' .of water. Hoil the milk, stir the tapioca, ; nfter it has been prepared, into the milk.. , When cooled, ndd eggs nnd a tablespoon of sugar. Flavor with lemon. Hako slowly,' ' and when it is done, ndd the whites, beaten' 1 to a stitl'froth, with one-half pound of white.' : sugar. Keturn to a cool oven to harden' : soma prefer it a light browu, j Children's Pcddinu. Fill a pudding . dish with apples, peeled nnd sliced thin.' 1 Set it iuto a steamer over a kettle of boiling' j water. Make a crust as for cream-tartar' I biscuit, with one quart of flour, one table-' I spoon of shortening, one teaspoon of cream'. tartar in the fluur, one-half teaspoon of i lH,a' a "tll 8alt au1 wet w'tu nnlk 8Ufn" ' CL'"t ,rt r"" out One-half this quantity ... a at Ot..!.... f'... n MA.. ........ BI....I ....l.l.n.. When the tipples are soft, grate nutmeg, or' flavor it witli rose water, and sweeten to' tliu taste. Cover this with the crust, and . return Ihe dish to the steam carefully. Half nn hour will cook this pudding. Servo' with hot sauce. Tapioca Hiud's Xest. Put a le.tcup' of tapioca and a small ten spoon of salt iuto' a pint nnd a half of cold water, and let them stand near the lire several hour, when th' tapioca will become clear, like jelly, but' not rook. Two hours before dinner, pee!' six or eight apples, or as many ns will' make oue layer ou the dish, core them, (ill 1 ovcr t,R.1Ui alui tu,7, h, ft t.., , waU.r allJ , ,,.t lnom gofu.n tll the ovcll, .-e tm,n,. fi,. 1,1, i. a 1,-1111 siiiTtir nnii crr'irn munioir ,.0.rn il , ll.o inn .1 in I lit. .li. , imnr the tapioca over the whole aud bake an' hour. Serve with hot or cold sauce. This' pudding can be made the previous day, and warmed wiuioul injury Knsci'K Glacek. Hub off tho yellow rind of four oranges or lemons with lumps' ' of loaf sugar ; then pulverize sugar, aud 1 mix it with oue sauccrful of linu sugar:' j mix the juice of the oranges or lemons, and stir all iii two atld a hull' pints of cream add more sugar if not sweet enough. Heat six eggs separately, nnd thcu mix them before stirring them in the cream ; grnto enough sponge cake to muke a thick hatter, . and twat it nil together, free of lumps.' Pour it into a kettle. And set it upon tho' stove In another kcttlo, or pan, containing- about an incfi of tolling wau-r. Itercanj i boil up onee, stirring it all the timfi, ant? K as you do Ice crwtw.-