THE SUNBURY AMERICAN, 13 rVBLISUKD EVERT SATUBDAT BY EM'L W1LVEHT, Proprietor, MASstn's nrruuitoft, maiirkt sutMnit, At 81.50 In Advance. . II not pttlrt within 6 month $2. Stibttriptiont taken for ImI titan rix Month. Co-snrrnn with till estnhllshmvnt Is on cxtcn .flwNKW JOB OFFICE, containing variety of .rbiln nnd fancy type squill In nny establishment in the Interior of the State, for nliichtbcpntron IUC of the public Is respectfully solicited. . professional. Sll. HOl'EBfc Attorney nt Lnw. Nos. S nnd 8, Second Floor Bright' Building, Bnnbnty, 1. Professlonnl business Attended to in theconrts of Northumberland nnd adjoining courties. Claims nromptly collected. Consulta tion con be hnd In the German language. March 25th, 1871. lj. JKRENIA1I NXYDF.R, Attorney nt bw, Butibury, I'a. All professional busl . ncss Intrusted to his enre will receive prompt at tention In this nnd adjoining counties. Can bo tnnsttltcd both In English and German. Also, DituVt Attorney ef Northumberland-county. Aun.20.1870.-iy. tTKO.A.WH.NOS, .( ATTORNEY AT tAW, No. 14 Fourth Avbnvb, (fotary Public, Pittsburg. r. Jan. 15, 1S70. ly, ' T. CJ. NARKLE A ;0, Market Street, . SUNBVRY, PA. i dialers In Drugs, Medicines, Paints,- Oils, Tllass, Varnishes, Liquors, .Tobacco, Cigars, pocket Books, Dairies, &c, L ?S " t7wOI.YERTOX, Attorney at Ijiw. Market Square, SUNBVRY.PA. l'nofcsslon nl business in this aud adjoining couutles prompt ly attended to. ' DIC. A. K. NAVIIMJJB, respenjtfully an nonnces himself ns Physician, and Sur;con to fno citizens of Hiuibiiry nnd vlclnlly, haviug lo siitcd himself permanently on Market street, near ly opiosite the Fnlrmount Hotel, where he can be consulted nt all hours when not professionally engagsd. . apl34-ly si n zi KGI.KR. AttorncT nt Law. north Xm side of Public Sons re, one door east of the old Bank building, SUNBVUY, PA. Collec tions and nil professional huslhvas nroinptlx at tended to in the courts of Nortkuanbcrtandf and adjoining counties. eptl5-0U CA. RF.IHF.XMYDER, Attorney at Ijiw, St'XUl'RY, PA..-vll business en trusted to hin cars ali-vnuvd to piojnptly and with diligence. upliiT-O ISO. KAY OI.EMEXT. Attorney at bnwt tj SUNBURY, PA. I'ollpttions and all pro fessional business ri'oniptly uttended to,. mchjl-bo o. I. nittNrin. I" H. KAS8. BIll'TVEK A ISASE. Attornrvs ad Cvai sollors at Law, SUNBURY, PA. OUlce on hi'stnut st rc-t, west of tho N..C. and P. & E. Railroad Depot, In the building lutely occupied by F. Luzarus, Esq. Collections nnd all profess ions! business promptly attended to in Northum berland und adjoining counties. a pll(MIU It. MAMEK, Attorney nt Law, SUN- BUKY, PA.-t'olleetlons nttvriucl to In the counties of Northumberland, Union, Snyder, Montour, Columbia and l.ycoiniiur. upl 10-09 WM. M. HOCKEFEI.LER. IXOTn T. HOHKHACU. ir OCftEl'EM.KK A ItOIIHrn It'll, Attornevs at Law, SUNBURY, PA. Of- tiee in Haupt's new buildlug, second floor, hn tranee ou Market Square. Jan4-tW VALENTINE 1HETZ, Whokvnlo and . Retail denier in every variety of ANTHRACITE COAL, UPPER WHARF, VSBL'R-, PENN'A. All kinds nf Grain taken in exchange for Coal. Orders solicited tirr! MM promptly. febl-71. W. S. RUOADS. , t. fAVKiW HAAS. WS. RIIOADS A CO., ltKTAn. rEAt.KK8 or ANTHRACITE COAL, SUNBURY, PENN'A. Orricc with Haas, Fahbi.y & Co., Orders left at SeashoUx A Bro's., office Market Street, will receive prompt attention. Country custom respectfully solicited. Feb. 4, 1S71. tf. COACHMAHER. WE are. selling Rims, Spikes, Hubs. Springs, Canvass, Bolts, Cllpi., Ar'es. c., very Large Stock nt CO.NiS. Y K CO. Siiubui v, MareU SO, lHtM). COAL! COAL! COAL! GRANT BROS., thinners and Wholesale and Retail Dealers in WHITE AND RED ASH COAL, SUNBURY, PA. (LOWKlt WUAUK.) Sole Agents, westward, nt the celebrated. Henry Clay Coal. JaultMKi EXCHANGE LI ERY. J. Jr. UAUTirOLOMEW, ri:oi'uiKTOK. FOTRTII STREET, ABOVE MARKET, Siiiibury I'm. rUIHE bct of riding und driving horses ulwuys I on hand to serve customers. Orders left nt the Central Hotel, for Tchklcs. will receive prompt attention. Nov. 5. 1S70. DENTISTRY. UEOttGE M. RKXX, J,i Smpt)on't Jluililiiiy, Murkit tiyuurt, SiNr.fKV, Pa., JP'-rparcd to do nil kinds of work pertaining to Dentistry. He keeps eon.tantly on tutud it lurgu assort uuut of Teeth, and other DeijUl material, from which he will be ubla to solect, iiid meet the wants of his customers. All work warranted to ;ive satisfaction, or ele lh money refundi'd. The very Imsl Mouth Wash andTootk-Powder ki K oil h ind. His relVivuce are tho numerous patrons for whom he his worked firtlilal twelve yours, bunbiiry, April !M, 1S0H. NEW COAL YAUM. T undersigned having funnertyd the Coal .bushiest Willi his extensive r Lot. K .V l.KAl.-M tr.iib-, Is prepared to supply f.iiulliL-ti with (he VERY 11 EST OF COAL, ciiEAi ron CASH. Kug, Store and Nut, cniislautly ou hand, tirulu lukvu liiieliuire fort'ual. J. M. CADWALLADER. Smitiiiny, Jan. 15, 1670. if. J4 ON Ulllf M AM. tllOMI-wm UHMU. l lrv, M(V aud Afrldrnt tMBURANCC AGENCY KIIIIVMAN HI IIH, MAUKKT KTUKKT, SL'MU'UT, I'A. COMl'ANI KbUrpiS Fh t N T V- (I. N. Aiiierleau, I'hIUd.-lpl.U, AU, I.J.t V-l Cuii-ipilx-, " " fti.iu l iuli.iil.iu, Nu ToiW, " l,lM,oul S. Am. rlr.m " " l.miliui.1, " " I ,. I t oi.ku. 4 N, Yuik " " u.l'Hi , I. ..,.,.!, " " tso.owl w..iil.). l .in.lwii. M .isi,iiu4 I ..c.ulug, klUIKV, " .4U.ll i..,,t:i.' PliM..d I1I.U. " II ,,l,..., lt..tl'.J, " ,. l I',,..,,!..' M l.liH,olU -,. f u. t .... V... " fcw.lial 1 f. Vmk. " KtU I'M :. Mi- u, .'.o( u, ' ,' s. ..auu4 U-"l I If.', u 1,Ai,-i I.lk At fA k IU Ul nMlm1rl..p, M.o4 4 l'i.tut,vi k 4 i !.Miel s' ,lll. JH.'MW'I "1 l.'Ul' I.V.I. U A I"- T2ntn1ltiHcd In lHlO. ( ritlCE fil 50 IN ADVANCE. ) UNIOX HOTEL, TIIOS. FOULDS, Sr., Proprietor, Shamokln Street, Trcvorton, Norlhnmberland county, Pa. The table Is snpj plied with the best tho market airords. Good stabling nnd attentive ostlers. Jnn.21,'71 HOOVER IIOI'NE, Third Street, at the depot, 8UNBV81f.PA'i Vm- Rri!,,b Tro prletor. Wium m'jlft-cnM ftp nt all hours. Fish, Fowla nnd Gnmo.i .koeiJi Oysters con stnnlly on hnnd and served in every style. Tho best of wines nnd liquors nt the Bar. t-?Fnmlllc will bo supplied with oysters done up lu any style, by leaving orders at tho Bar. ' tNoT.S,'70-ly. RESTAURAXT A EATING HOUSE.. CHARLES ITZEI., pRormnTon. ' ' Chestnut Street, a few doors from the Depot. BlNBlKT, PA.j HAS open n Restaurant nnd Entlng Honso, for the nccominodntlon oftho public. Wnnn menlt can be hnd all hours. Allktndeof game, Hsh, c, servoAmot short notice. His btti lmupplied withthebestliqrtorln market. SO palm sjmrcd to please, und terms moderate. Sunbury, September, 4th 186U. ly. NATIONAL LAGER BEER SALOON, OH TUI1ID STREET, KKAIt TUB PBl-OT, SUNBURY, PA. JOSEPn BACH-KUlnformsthe eltlwns of Snn bnry nnd tluo public generally, that lie bus opened, a LAGIjR BEER SALOON ntthe nlwve place. Tlio-bjjst of Lnger Beer, and Malt Liquors will be. kept. Also Oysters, &c, coustantly serv ed up to customers. ATIONAL ilOTEIVGTSTUS WALD, Proprietor, Georgetown North'd Cuujity, Paj at the Station of the N. C. R. W. Choice wines nnd cigars nt tho bar. The table Is supjuUxl wit h thu bcst.tlio market aJlords. Good etabliilg and attentive ostlers. A ' XJL Kl-EL'KNER, Pioprletor, Nos. bid nnd S14 Market Street, above eighth, PlULADr.Ll III A. Terms, ti per day. He resictrully solicits jour patronage. WASHINGTON HOUSE, C. NEFF, Proprietor, .Comer of Market Second Street, 0ioalle tle Court House, Sunbury, lu. Mnya.8,'70. HOTEL A R EST A I'R A NT, THOMAS A. IIALlj, Proprietor, Sunbury St., west SIIAXlOK;iN, VENN.' A. Meals served at all hours, ut short notice. Tho best of Liquors at the Bar; The Table U sup plied with the best nud latest in tU,6 markets. At tentive servants, Terms moderate. Patrunago solicited. HU.H5IEIN RESTAURANT, LOUIS HUM M EL, Proprietor, Commerce St.. SHAMOKIN, PENN'A. Having just refitted the above Saloon for the accomodation of the public, in now prepared to serve '.lis frkends with the best lefrestnnrr.ls, nn tresu Luger Deer, Ale, rorter, anu 1111 oincr man quors. T ACIiA WANNA VALLEY HOUSE, XJ E. B. BURNIIAM, Proprietor, Corner Ljieka- wanna and Franklin Avenues, Seranton, l"n., o(v. posite Delaware, ljickawanna n estcrn Iiepot. Free curriages to couvey nesU to nnd from Depot. Mar. 3Uj "u.-ry. j! va leu s WINTER GARDEN AND HOTEL A'o.730, 722, 724 Si 727 Vint tit., l'HILADELPHIA. W INTER G aITdEN HOTEL, (OS TUB EUUOl'BAM Pt.AM) Centrnllv located, connecting with ull tho City Passenger Railwav Cars, from ull the DeftoU in thu City. Excellent AccoHiTiiotlatlout Tor Tr vt'llcrM. Grand Vocal and Instrumental Concerts cvsry evening In the Summer aud Winter Garden. Oixhestrion Connrt Eriry.AJ(crnnon.Jlfr FINK UMIIRS' KHMWrRANT-TlIll BEST OY KBFIIRSIIMKKTB SRHVRD. OBlce of J. Vuler's Fountain Pnrk Brewery. June 4, 1870.-ly. 1 . . . 1 - LKlllOK STOKE! CHRISTIAN NEFF, Second Street,- opposite th3 Court House, SUN BURY, PA., Reseet fully Invites the attention of Retailers ami otkur, t-hat He has 011 baud, uud will con stantly kwii all kinds of FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC LIQUORS, Consisting of 1'u.re Brandies: Coguiuc, Cherry, Ginger, Kockelle and Otard. V.'liitkiesi Pure Rye (.kvpiH-MlUtUlti, Sionn guiiela, Apple aud Nectar. PURE HOLLAND GIN ! Wlneo: Cliainjiagne Wine, Sherry, Port and Claret. . Crab Cider, CUirfupntfiu) t'lder, N. E. Rnin, Brown Stout and Scotch Ale. STOMACH AND BAR BITTERS, Aud all others Liquors hlch can be found In the city markets, which will n sum ut noic sale und R Hi(l. Kvoiy article, gunrantewl ns represenl.Nl. Also, a large lot of DEMIJOHNS und BOTTLES, ulwavs oil luiud. S-tf Orders promptly at t elided o, and public paltvuaue rcsiKcllully nuumieu Sunbury, July 3, 1SI10. ly. HARDWARE STORE, J. II. Coulcj , A Co, MAKKET KTUEKT.SUXUUlty, l'A., T T AS received a new nssortiueui of nil kinds of A 1 Hardware, Cuilcry, MevliaiihV Tools, r., of all desu-liciiuu. Also Wuirou Maker's Male- rials, JluU, Kims, BHkes. Aiwi, an kmus 01 leather for Sluieiuuker's and Saddler's. Every- tiiiin.' lu the llusuaru lineiau- be luuud whW-h will le sold as lot' eau Ihj oougin 01 nuy oiuyr MlublUUuutfl '.a U't emuiry. t U tteir stock. " Suubury, Dec. It, hgJ. UVOT AND SHOE MANUFACTVItK.lt. milE iindenkiciiMl Uvlim ereeted shop e L Third street, ueurly iii.mi.lle the Central Ihjtul, Is iJt'iirul to iitiiniilucture all klud of BOOlsi AND blUJKtt III Ilia lalrt style. Ill lot k Is of the verv bust uunlUy In tl Htarkel llwvtntf ht the lurueM isiitkm uf bU nuuly lumls slot k by Iks luM Mis, u ill kcronfUMT WNiIUm bliUMUi seluleiy 1.1 uiauuiurturiHii. Tli iHiblU) are luvitnl Ut rail suit eamlus kl mlmk. muu ekUiud lUutr i-ul rtuiauu. Terms rutMMuiUlit. K. isiUlua done as snun ,al-. ROSY DltoFrMICK. kuubury, June II, 1TU, Y'XU. AND Wl.NTKK MII.I.INKUY lstllf llMMrl mm lll AkM Ft'UH.stW-S VlUl.l (luuliS, bBSMiiU-f, ka just imxit r,ui4 at MISS WK1HKUU STOHE, Usikit Mrtwt, Mis iuui m4 ut t)4bii't HttuU4l) Muss, sl'NIllV, I'A. 1 k Utwl dib-s ut IH.M T'twiubitfs, flriuk sad AuMilta tlunxi, l.s, UH'Imm, swb tuHw, I I ulUls, I MS, 4ull)t Ul"., uJ Ul hiU4 ul ilf snuU y a Mwax-lksi sUs I Is Mliilu4 j IttslaoM, bs mhiu um lb itMh-v makimi ami nrriNu, n n isti uc r.ui uiM l.f ,MI41ult. tkt Lilu, ut ul.n 4 tklxHI Sis M- dUM lutit.4 t ,11 sul t4.U Wl l ui.4.4 ,4 S SUNBURY, PA.. RALTLHORE LOCK II OS 11 T A L'. JR. JOIIN6TON, - Physician of this celebrated Institution, ims discovered the mmt certain, speedy, pleasant nnd effectual remcdv In the world fur all DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE. Wcnkness of tho Back or Limbs, Strictures, A (lections of Kidneys nnd Blndder,, Involun tary ' Discharges, linpotency, General Ih'blll- tv, Nervousness, Dysiicpty, Languor, Low Spirits, Collision of Ideas, r. Palpitation of the Heart, Thnldlty, Treiiibllngs, ..Dimness 01 Clglll or lllluillciH., jMsrupu. ,i 111a iiimu, Throiit, Noso or Skin, AtrectlonsofLlvsr. Limits, Stomach or Bowels' these terrible Disorders arising from the Solitary Habits of Youth those secret and solitary practices more fatal to their victims than the song nt Syrens to the Mariners of Ulesses, blighting their iuoit brilliant hopes of 'Anticipations, rendering marriage, e-c., 1114.0a. elblc. 1OUN0MEN csjcrlnlly, who have la'come the Vlnriina pt tary Vice, that dreadful and rioiiruetlvo li.ililt which annually swii-ps t, nn- untiirn y grave thousunds cC X.""")t ulcn f n'O" exaltid talents and Timlhiiil intellect, who niliht other wise ha entranced listening Senates' with the Lfeuncs of eloquence or waked to ecstaey tho living lvc, 'may-isall with fHB-oontldence. MARRIAGE. Married Persons or Yonng Men contctti4iitlng marriage, uwurc of Physical Weakuiws, (Ijohm of Procreatlve Power linpotencp, Nervous Ex citability, Palpitation, Oigunic Weakness, Nur vous Debility, or uny other Disqualitientlon, speedily relieved. He who places himself under the care of Dr. J. nuiy religiously con tide In his honor ns a gentle man, and coulideiitly rely unon his skill as u Pb v slcluu. ORGANIC WEAKNESS, In;pptcncy, Iws of Po.tvuB, imiuedlately Cured, and full Vigor Roetored.' This Dlstri'sslng AlTectlon which renders Life miserable and marriage ImjioBslble Is the inalty paid by the victims of Improper Indulgences. Young lHTsonsure too apt to -oiiini', (viieesses from noCbelngnware of the dreadful ci'jhseipuices that may ensue. Now, who that understands thu subject will pretend to deny that the jmwer of procreatlou is lost sooner by those falling into Improper lmhit than by the prudent I Besides being deprived hu pUaSuresof hejiKliy olfspriug,. the most serious und destructive symptoms to both body und mind arise! The system becomes de ranged, tha Physical and Mental Functions Weakened, Loss of Procreatlve Power, Nervous Irritability, -Otvpenstu, Palpitation of the Heart, Indigestion, Constitutional Debility,' n Wasting of te Vruiuo, Cough, Cyiwuniption,. Decay and Death. , A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS. Persons ruined In health by unlearned preten ders who keep them trilling month after month, taking poisonous und Injurious compounds, should apply immediately. DR. JOHNSTON, Member of the Royal College of Surgaons, I.011- don, Graduated from one of tho most ciiiineiitj College lu the Wuileit Mates, ami ine greater part of wVvV9 Ifo luis liecn spent In the hospitals of Lomion, l'r'is, Philadelphia und elsewhere, has elliivled simie of the most astoiiishiug rurvs that Wera ever known 1 many troubled with ring ing In tho head nnd ears when nsleep, great nervousness, being alarmed at sudden sounds, fciiHhfuluess, with frei.-nt blushing, attended sometimes wlthderaogoineutof mind, were cured liuiuediiitely. TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE. Dr. J. addresses nil those who have Injured themselves by improper Indulgence and solitary habits, which ruin both body und iiiintU nnUttiug them for cither business, study, society or mar riage. Tiip.sk nre some of the snd and melancholy effects produced by early habits tf joh, vl: Weakness of tlit IMck und Limbs, Puiiis'lii the Back and Head, Dlnluess of Sight, Loss of Mus cular Power, Palpitation of the Heart, Dyspepsy, Nervous Irritability, Derangement of umcsllve Functions, ueiicl Ueuiuty, tyuipioins 01 con sumption, iVc. MbstaiT The fearful elleets on the mind arc iitucli to tic drwded Loss' of Slemory, Con fusion of Ideas, Depression of Spirits, hvll Forcbodings, Aversion to Society, Self-Distrust, Love of Solitude, Timidity, &c, are some ef thu evils produced. Tnoi'S AMis of jiersons of ull age can now Judirc what Is the cugjieof Vber'dijiiuhi; health, loslug llieir vigor, nccniaiug, wcjik, jnue, nervous and emaciated, having a singular appearance nliout tliu eyes, cough uud symptoms of consump tion. YOUNG MEN Who huvc Injured themselves by a certain prac tice Indulged ill w lieu alone, a tyibil frequently learned from evil eomjuiiiioiis,' or at school, thu ctl'ects of wl,li-U arc, nightly fell, even wheu asleep, und If noj curt:d, renders marriage Impos sible, ami destroys uoui uiiuu una uouy, buoiiia apply liimiediately. , What u pity Unit a young man, tho hope of his country,, liju darling of his jmrents. should be snatched from' tjll prospects nnd enjoyment of lite, I.)' tlie eonseitieuce 01 Ucviuting irom me luith of nature uud ludulglng In a i-eiluhi secret habit. Such tersons mi st, U-fore contemplating MARRIAGE, reflect that a sound mind uud body are the most necessary requisite to promote connubial happi ness. Indeed without these, the journey trough life becomes a weary pilgrimage; the prospect hourly darkens to the view; the mind becomes shadowed with drsiwlr and tilled with themelan- t:uiy relleellon, that thu bsppluess of uiiolhur bucuiues bllglited with ourowii. A CERTAIN DISEASE. When Ihs mli:uidcd and imprudent votary of pleasure llmln I lit liu Iuim Unbilled the seed of till painful disease, it too often happen that uu lll-lliuvd seuse of shame, or dread of discovery, deter hint from applying to IIiom) wins from education nud respectability, cull alone befriend him, delaying till the eoiistilutiuiuil yuitoiiM ul this horriil dlseuse make their upearaiiee, suck u uUi-ruled sore throul, diseustid nose, iioeliirul pains lu the head sad limbs, dinuics of sight, ikufue, node un thu shin hones and amis, Molt-ho on tlie luuu, fmn ami exireuiuirs, pro gressliig wltt fright ful rupidiiy, till at hut the palate of (he lumilli or thu bout of the uuse full In, and the vU-llni of Ibis awful diM-tiM) iK-conie a horrid ol.Jeel of commiseration, till death put a period to hi dreadful sullerliig,' by sending him lo Unit Uiidleoere4Counlr) from w hence 110 traveller returns." It Is u iiichuicltoly fact that thousands DIE victims o till terrible dlsenw, throuuli fulling Into, the hand of Ignorant iff UttckUlful PRE I'ENtlERS, who, by the use of that deadly Pol. tare, Mureurr, A-e., di-.lroy lite rotiklltuttoti, aud is'hf-lblu of curing, keep lb unhappy suuYrer mouth, ftcr month Uplnf thelf oxUi or In Furious toiiiound, uuJ luvtead of In-lng restored to a renewal of Lite Vtaor and lUppiuc, lu do. imlr leave hliu with n:ax4 Hvattk in stli over Ids Kaliiuil disupiioiiauiwtt.'i'V ., To such, llkurelurit, Dr. Jt.u. imm plodgi Lim. sell lo preserve tha most luviulable buereev, aad In 114 hi vilenslve praelles ami ubxtrvalluus m tha Krral Huspllal uf fcuruoe, ami lb ltr,t In Ibis rouulry, visi F.nKluud, rruuee, 1'bllitiMpltU aud rlsehurv, U euubUMl la olk r Ike hmm4 lain, 4edy and sIlKt'tual reuiuly tu the WW Id lor till UUeaMi i.l luipruiteiM'tt. , DR. JOIINfelO.V, mcr NO. T, M. fKtDk.HU K liTKJCKT, Uai tihohs, M. Ik Left bund slilii g.iliig from llulUiuurstm4. lk dur from I h tui uv(, rU M lu uuwiv iwius aud mi 111 U. , t?"Kti U.U' rwclifwl hmUim iu4akl aud emiWlubijf MaiMU lu b MmhI um IImi ft ply, !' Ni 1111111 ,1110114 UM g, su4 Mt4 4 pKftsm ut idtlillauutvul ikwflbtuif ,)M plMU. 'J'tur at mi ttMuy I'allrr, IWnulug sh4 U u11.Um uipuk4it 4MUiug llH.uuie a Pk)ULtiu, tuUlun ttilkaad luibbitf l lHk uf ull bi MHluiiuuuit'y url WW Vkr i,i, I U't l. J.IUUttuN 04KU1 14 Hi. . ! il - u Ull tu IUum uua'iaAlul4 " bU lU. iww imtl Bui 1 leaoullMl W Un-loiM alaer. batl I u uik.. KkiMittafcuicMT or l iu ritriMi. 1 km wMy ikuMMoO mi 4 t Ills fc44Ulufe. HUt, ft IUf HI, M4 Ik kttWll.MM tut lUl4 tlUl t'llkM )4IHKW.4 bf It. )i4,iw4uU 4i..4 b k lt.Htti!lla ul Iks tlU u4 kMM UllkW Wpl, S.4UM 4 kUl -miv4 so u4 m Ulut tk atilky, Ui4 lii Uu4i, , s -"l ul tba.4t4 u4 l.'laMMtUIIll), I tuUktuut nltv III lk 1.1,4 sain I.l r ! II-VKDIIV 1 1 MID lkti.i i. ti( I SATURDAY MORNING, APRIL 15,1871. ""THE CXJMINa OF SPRING. , .ii a- . --i -The wilder tlaio is xtst nud gonr,i , ' ' '. The time, fncnt dcntli, -..I ' And fhc enilcful earth ls,u,uict . . . With the'somn wind's acinic hventh ' I In the hnlf shnded Woods, nnd oil , Tbo sunny bnnksfignin -. The primrose buds nre n1rcnl!ig ' To the solt call of tho rnln) . '.' And 'mid the rale palnvwilloW hloont . ' The bees' continuous hum,. And tlie tlimsh's sung from the copse, Sert tinit the Sprlnj; has Come. Beautiful Spring I beneath licr smile, : The sir grfiws warm and briuht, And rivulets through cowslip-lields . Run laughing to the light t , ' In shndy meadows, day by dny, ,, The delicate cnckoo-tlowers . Ol"'n their silvery cup to catch The mild descending showers 1 And deep within the budding hedge His nest the goldfinch weaves, Where the honeysuckle's winding sprays Are set with tender leaves. By cottage-doors Uie. butterfly, The earliest of spring, Above the golden crocus-beds ; Ptayeth his trembling wing j And by old ponds the daffodil . Is bowing to the brcexc, That stirs in grassy lanes the bough Of clustering linrel trees ( And on thu lonely mountain-side. By wood-paths mossed and gray, ' And' far up on the pasture-slopes, Glcamelb the daisy's ray. And uoy( U) tcadens spreadinjj far Round antiquated halls, . With broad clear moats reflecting back . Smooth turf and terraced wolls, The dark yews wear n fresher green, And sueet ut early dawn . The scent of hynciulhs Uout forth O'er walk and dewy lawn And cool winds, that nt even-time Down the long alleys pass, Lay tha blossoms of the almond-tree In crowds upon thu grass. Bright, blessed Spring! thy coming bid A thousund thought arise', Heautilul us the pearly light Of thine own changing skies. We pluck thy wild up-gftineiiig flowers. And wander by thy streams, And thy sunshine brings to us again The joy of vanished dreams ; For down the vista of patt years Faint harp-like echoes ring, Borne to our hearts upon thy brcntU, 0 luvtd eud lovely Spring! MY MOTHER'S LOVE STORY. Phil Urndley was a puppy nud a cox comb. The time ling, enmo when I con 11' 1 9 it. thougli six )enrs ngo I should Imve visitt'd with my indigniition the uuforlu nnto Buggostcr of such an idea, for l'hil 15rndley was my first love. A wotuati never likes to acknowledge that the mnn who hns hnd the astuteness to UiHcreen her ierfections is a fcnl : and even after the acknowledgment hns been mnde to herself, site don't like to own it to olheis. or to have others think so. i!ut. as I UuA'o.caUl, tho time hns come wheu I admit i'liil 'jradleys puppyism, aud laugh at it ns frcelv as anybody. r Ah, well t it was a happy time for all that, when I sat at my window, villi up turned eyes, repeating verses to the hioou, nnd thinking of haatbome l'hil. It was a draam, though a plenaaut one, aud like a dream it has vanished, leaving only a vnguo memory behind. 1 can't pet up a sentiineut, or the shndow of a sentiment, on tho subject new, nud if I could, niy two noisy boys, nud hearty, whole-soulud husband, would soon strangle the sickly thing; but I Irunblu to think what au escape I had. How I laugh to myself, nnd congmtulnlo tnvself, and hug myself for joy, when I think of this I 1 cyeu fall into conceit of myself, and admire nijsclf, when 1 consider that it wits my own good sense thnt saved me. Wonderful, incredible as it may seem, the fuel is that 1, a girl in love, actually listened to reason iiblcncd to niy mother's warnings. I believe it is tho only case on record, and likely to continue so. It was tho exception that proves tho rule. Hut ol course the statement of facts will be necessary to obtain credence for bo ex- traopUiwry nn assertion. . My parents hnd been from the first op posed to l'hil lirndley, nud hnd tried all the useful means of opposition, with thu usual happy results in the lover'B fityor. What daughter ever thinks her parents qualiticd lo judge ot such subjects. One afternoon 1 had been enjoying a stolon ramble with l'hil, when my good, or evil fortuue brought us suddenly liico to litoo with my u'Uu.;-. I was covered with confusion, but my mother, taking no uotice, passed quietly 011. Un my return home, however, she scut for me to -ono lu her room. 1 expected a btortn, and was prepared with the requisite nmoiiutof stubbornness, sauciiRss nud sulks, but niy mother met mo w ith a look just us culm uud pleasant as usual, ana insU'iul id tha lecture 1 ex pected, slui merely said, cheerfully : 'hit down, daughter, and help ine with this piece td work 1 mu iu a hurry to get Mulshed, and while we are woikiug I'll lull you a story. " As mother was a perfuct Kcheherenulo for the uumbcr aud leugth of her storio, I was in no way sui prised, though ninth de lighted with the piopoW. 1 settled myself comfortubly at I sir leot, and slut noau : "Thu story 1 am goiug to ull you, my dear, is one of rouiuiiou and love. Moth lug verv remarkiilile, jHirlmpx, but what you will lliiuk sliuiiiio is lliitt 1 myself am the heroinu of l, uii4 U. U every word tjrue.'" I ti re niy nuHlier suiilud at me pLsiuiiiily over Let ut Uetvs, uud uoddutl her IiciiJ, HI utMeli u Lu miv. "1. Lou. IiiliI 111 v iliivo. MWtll, my love," slui eouiiuuo.i, "when I wa4 about )our ue, 1 mi, imUily SrViv, a vvry 4X;iiy girt, tluiUU I sue by your eye you tau'L buliuvn iu Aud vet, I may tie Uud la suy, I wu Uater lunkiui ilm tuy d.wUlir u at tlu mum Hum) ul lile- but uo u. -'-Lef if tl.su Duly 1 was Koiuu Ui ruumrii, Clml 1 hud luy lovvts llwii, as you liar uor. And whul inukis lis ar.ilkl UKitu us yil slroiib'vr, 1 bad foriut! alUcliiiiwiit to m youiiji IiimU uf ttbvlil toy parcpls 4in biovvd. They Irpruavutsd film as au tiupty lii'uik.d toneouiU, Iu uu way iskuUlsd lm uwku nui Itapy, ituk 1 lauulitMl at llu'it tautuju, a Uil Morliltlt'4 liu SUcll liklelly loaiplu tould hU4y Ua-y kutw auylbiu abuui uU IMiltUtl." lUis) luy uutUr uv lm a sly 1x4 vf liiUlii-ui, aud fttul uu. , . "I iMHitiuuvd, uf n-uisu, la rucUv fcud lu,uuiitt.' Hit) alU'UUuiik ul mv uuig luvr. .Luui 1 Uil wll Aaluula. till. sUl uli (iullluU. Ski-iu,iwul Utl4 uUUU4'V, I iiuisi 4 a MiiitU kut.y lulu a iluw aud 1 all ttuu-iii "AuUkio ua, m liutb. li-bJui.. youth, nnd- besides Wing a Spaniard by birth, wns nn olliccr in our nnvy two cir cnmstaiicc?9' whieh invested him, in my ro nvflulic eyes, with nlmost irresistible at tractions. "There was ft vnst nniount of myslery. love-making nnd romance going on, 11 ml there is little doubt but thnt it would hnvc ended, ere long, in a runnwny marriage, but that fortunately my Spaniard wns sud denly summoned lo Spain ou aomo urgent family busitvks. "I lcavo'our hurried parting to your Imagination. I felt liko one lrom whom the breath of life had been withdrawn after Antnyio's departure. "Though in a hurry of purling nothing hnd been (-aid on the subject, und I hud not even his address, the hoie of henritig from him was the only thing Ut which I looked forward with any interest. HoW I loyged for my first letter, nivd tried to fti'ncy nil the fond things it would contain, lint I waitt d nnd longed in vain. There came for nie no letter. Weeks, months nay venrs went by, 1 nc-er received the lirst fine. "Qf conrsc, I began by suspecting my tvtreuts of intercepting my lover's epistles. What gifl who hnd received even a decent novel-leading cfducnliou could liavo drawn any other conclusion i But, Unfortunate ly, on making such a charge to them, it was so promptly and decidedly denied that, knowing their uprightness, 1 could uo longer suspect thcin. "JSIovly the dreadful idea dawned upon mo that Antonio was dead. 1 caused a search to be nindo among old newspapers of nnd subsequent to the date of Antonio's departure, nnd nt last (liseoyercd a para graph noticing tho death by drowning of ft passenger, name unknown, ou board the ship itf which he sailed. "I had no longer doubled that my worst fears were true, ati4 the conviction plunged me into the most profound grief. 1 with drew from society. 1 clad myself in the deepest mourning. I rejected my father's friendly counsels, niy mother's attempts nt sympathy nud consolation. "A Hew and solemn aspect wns given to my already strong nlleclion. l)enth had sanctioned my heart's first tender attach ment, nud transformed it into something pure nnd sacred. "1 considered it a duty ns well as n sad pleasure to mourn iu. hopeless lidelity for thu loved and lost. 1 was emulous to inii Vf.to those faithful women who consecrated their lonely lives to tho memory of the be loved dead. 1 was emulous to bo another Jleloise to find in the quiet shades of the cl.isiler the repose aud tranquility which was till 1 bad to hope on earth. "The idea obtained so strong a hold on my imagination thnt nt last it became a lixed resolve. In vain my poor parents alas 1 bow luany griefs 1 cnused them sought to dissuade me from this determina tion. I persisted, and nt Inst, leaving them almost heart-broken, 1 really entered a couvcut, nnd assumed tho vows nnd white vetl of a u.DvUxr.1' , . , "Mother 1" 1 exclaimed, were yon ever really a nun llow strange 1" "You did not think the old woman hnd such a romantic story, did you V" she said, laughing,' "with her Antonios and her sentimentalities nud her uunneuea V' Well, well, it seems strange to nic, too,.iio-.v ; but yet, i assure you, it's nil true. Well, 1 will not weury you, my daughter, with an account of my couvcut life enough, that with some misgiviuLra 1 nersisted. 15 niv re solve, and the time lor the assumption of the bktcK.veil was near at band, when un expectedly 1 received a visit from my pit' rents, who themselves brought mu the tidings that Antonio was alive aud well. nnd returned to Atuertcn. "Of course, 1 huelotied to release myself lrom vows not yet irrevocably takeu, ana returned to my lather's house. "1 a wailed a visit lrom Antonio iu a state nf mind impossible to describe, so great were my excitement and ngitnliou "What a crowd of emotions thronged my heart wjien I at last heard that he was come, that lie Vas awaiting mo in the drawing-room Memory recalled tho image or my youtniui lover, long mourned ns dead. I thouirht of tho past our vouthful love the dreadful suspense as to bis fate the dreary watching for a letter the period of our lonclv' utouruiui? mv renunciation of life's joys for his sake. Was iny fidelity nbout to meet iU well-earned reward, or was it an a dream a romance r "All theso thoughts, and many more, hurried through luy mind iu 1 tried to nerve myself for the interview. "At last I opened tho drawing-room door, nnd there stood before me the lover of niy youthful lancy "My first glance afforded mo tho instant present rebel ordtsiKlltng all my agitation. It seemed to Hush back upon tuu that, in thu presence of the courtly little' gentleman who wns advancing wiih many bows to meet me, any display ot teeling would bo quite out of place. "licstorcd, us if by magic, to perfect elf-possession, 1 replied to his bows by a courtesy, aud waited to see what would happen uct. "Ad endless, pause ensued, durhrg which I fctolu a critical glance nt Antonio "J low dillcront ho wns from my ideal mv hero 1 Could it bo that the handsome link Utii who. link there foolishly suekiu thu Ivory tup of his cane, was tlie same iMitouio vviiouimy luucy had adornerl with every nllnuutu ol manly iiertecuoti r 1 struggled nam witn my nrt involun r . mm t - . tary diNiippotuliiutut, however, and seeing tlml llio awkward silence was likely to lust forever Uilk-s 1 broke It. i said eetilly ' '1 imve inourued lor you as dead, Au- touiu. Why did you not write V " 'Write i" he cried, taking tha ton of his cuuo from UU mouth with the look of a person who had Jiut received au Idea 'Why upou my wo4, U nevtr occurred to " W the until a (bol V ! asked my ivlf iiiNitieuliy ; but Bbsud 1 niervly rematkctl 'it was what 1 hnd rtawm Lo ixinel.' " A uluiilu ad mil l4 1 he fial w us a mused he had uol thought of It, uud his tongue U iiii by this liiue looM'iiiil. lie i.toxttiieil volubly Li luforui lit thnt lie found mo 'deiuxwiiy iiniidsotiiu,' tlml 1 wouki com isirti liivoiubly. 'imhi Ida liouvr, with cvr Uiu iwukdi luilu., u-lui, li iiilliuaUd tui kruiUly adiuued biut tshllu abroad aud b hiiltoi Urf 'Wusl ohjet lluii, not llui ks.L' to v. Kiumut uf uur luriuur rtiu llous I Um) Has Uiucll obliged. IndovU. Ul liu) (r tuy vutuiA'Mi'y, ami all It1! ri uf Ihliill-lMi was, 'uu but b.f'i.' Tlterl v dnuusLjJ Kh Ids i oiioL-ki siul illlot-M, oJ I luy bbiuTbuiliiiji unit mdiiC ustUMi at Um lu'AiWiii ton tt siiiu.iu. lm us4 SUIIU.4 toWllllU IlllW'lf, I UsiuiJ, lu uppiMi suK'f, uu tut lut. duim va In, and lluii, ilslug, lul4 Itliu, lu liUf U I IH. tlusi Im( V"bt.iui )f Lu lb hit h Um U4 aUuou4 ImJ Ihs a wuiiumu im uu lumuliwllu, but l.u.lf, slid Ibst I ulwu. luUljf u4 liiwd all IUli.U U ,im kil lu,: bi. b I lutm-l wiil- .i., 1 ' iv I. 80. vived. since they were founded oijl unre.-,li-tics. . "And so I conlempuduusly dismissed the tlrcani uf my youth, which neither renson, nor etNuanion, nor the supposed denth of its object had lieen able to dispel ; but which vanished like a worthless vapor the moment I was able to substitute the real fj.r tho ideal. "Nor was this so strange as you may think, my daughter. "In the days of our cnily intercourse, Antonio fclill retained the imalcst diffidence of extreme youlh, nud it concealed Ihe real emptiness nnd conceit of his character. When vou consider, too. thnt mv own 1 youthfulness disqualified me from being a j judgo of character, nnd that my head was iuii 01 romauce, you win uoi wotiuer so 1 much that four years of nge und sorrow, mat great nmiurer 01 1110 mind, snouid ena blo nte t5 'see things In quite a ditleretit light. . ... "And now, my dear," ndded my mother, in conclusion, "I havo told you my story for a purpose, ns you have perhaps guess ed, barely my tlenr, you draw the verv .natural conclusion That there nre more Antonios than one in the world, nnd thnt sinco so clever n woman ns your mother mndo in her youth so great it blunder, a fooliik little chit liko you may possibly'do likoivuo you understand. ' "Yes, mother," 1 said hastily, ns 1 jump ed up and ran to tho window, being in dread of the "terrible moral," which 1 im ngined was to be pressed home. iot that I had not been much impressed nnd intlu- iuv,iii uj mumi,! o uuuii;ssiijii , a hum, mib j one dK'8 hate lo have a moral pointed at j one it' so personal. ; -. "JJut mother,"! continued," won't you tell me how you came to meet father, aud ull that?" I'crhasp so. some dav.''she said, smil ing," nnd 1 inonise vou it makes a verv pretty lovc"storyJ 'number two; but," she ndded, coining up to 1110 nnd Inyitig her uauu 011 my stiouiuer, wiuie tier eyes uiicu with tenrs, "why shall not the lesson of the past lo for daughter as well as mother? 1 shall Wt have snllered in vain. .-Jnirli- ter, what say you? Can it not bi si'"' Who could resist that loving, pleading voice? 1 could not, but fairly moiled. 1 clasped my arms around that mother, nnd promised wonderful things. That promise, nm proii'.i a'ju happy to say, I kept, too, or, oh misery, 1 might have been this day l'hil Urauley's wretched wife lUcxllaitroHS. Thcv tell a story nbout a jrirl tin in lleth- leheni, who wished to rid herself of n per sistent lover, fclo, wheu he used to come around in the evening, she would ask hitu ; it lie wouldn't please help John to carry tnc piano up stairs ; nnd he would take ou his coat nnd work like a brigade of Irish men until 41. was time to go home. Then thn rif.vl. fivmiiiirr na am,, na In. I1i.il clw lyould say, wouldn't he pleaao help jolm to curry that piano down stairs again oud I at it he would go lilting nnd pulling uiu'. bursting blood vessels, until llie Hour nra ved for departure. This kind of thing con- iiiuieu joi awiit a eciv, uneu uno ingot ne got tno immo down ns jhv ns lite lust lllllUlll, 1111U UIU UOLllOl 1C1I OO I1IT3- LUCi Then he confided to the fiiilhful John hh secret convicliou t'latlove's Young Dream 1 was fast assuming the character of a most disgusting nnd oppressive nightmare, leaving the piano there, he went down to nbk his enslaver to sav finally and forever just w Here site wanted the piano to be hxed lie was surprised to find upon entering tho parlor that another young man wns there a young mnn with mild eyes and spectacles. And there that young man laid been every night, while he was oiovihg the fUvu.iluiv around and cherishing visioni of bli-s 1 It occupied exactly tour minutes, aud when the combatants wero withdrawn, the pianist 1 rusiicd lrom the house, singing "Hewarc ! she's fooling thee !" while a mild eyed young man decorated with spectacles might nave ueeu seen lying 011 the sola, leeiing one of his mild eyes to find how much it wns swelled, nnd wondering if it uiways hurt so much to have a blacttatid blue noso thcBize of a linrlett pear. Philidtljiltitt Jjil-Jllltcli. M.iruiaok. If a man now-a-days docs not marry young, he is likely nut to marry at all, bccausCj tho older lie grows, thu moro widely diverge his ideas from those of wanianhood, the greater violeticu. must marriage do to his habits, and the less trac table he becomes to the harness. It is just possible, however, that thu antagonisms which so larvly prevent marriage i.iay be a wise order of Nature. If matrimony were a smoou.er priuir. se-pnin 01 ai pleasure, and no repulsions existed to keep . - i- Ineftfltid women apart, everybody would innrrv. and the result of this would be nu ulaiuiing Incrensa of the population. lkirwin, in his last work, enters into a cal culation to show thn I a people of twenty live millions, which should multiply ul a rale of increase that would double the pop uluttoa every iwonty-fivo years, would 111 a little over six hundred years, becomo so oumerous tbut the entire earth' surface would only titlord a square yurd of ground lor every lour jiersetis. it will not do, otivi 1. biy, lor ever iMK.y to muu n to ine 1 mar. ihose wLolur auy ivus.ni wiuain libtiU'S may congratulate tluiiihelves thai tluir chaueo for happmess has U-eu 11 1 Wast even k.r the Gnek philosopher Ull us 'hut, sure to regret !t; und Talleyrand, taking the utile? iew of the mutter, (H.ligialulatid a bachuor us a lucky tillow, und a IVnedict as a unpyy dog. IltoS-MAJilSU 114 TIIK UX.TKHSTATrs. lu IH10 wo'.nade S1.000 to,u of pig iron; in iHtill s madu uearlv ILUMl.tHiU tons, 'villi .1 am our I roll lu iHirpiairon is uiur tiien timw fourihs ol lluit luada lu tnjtland. Iike tiuirlor j ruu dutial lu IHM shipped 7,tsjU Urns itf irou uiu but did uot, umkoa jkiuh4 of V'' liuu; lu Ihuu llu.ru a era shlpi.d from tin. ruKlou LU.I,iai luus of or and ail.ua) lw W I'ltf iruu. Duiuitf thiruvn yeaia trie iiliivi biutlutliou ui 8,UJU.UJ0 Ummi uf or. aud 4tii.ui Ions ut yj Itrou. AUunj th huaul thuNutUuru I'aelllu lUilruaa ' cyraliluifu,u Iroui uhb li au iron l'r'' iliwlu-u lully imjuuI lu IU abuu way Us . Miw Al upuu IImi voiuliiall.ui ul Hull 1 turpi Imi. Wky sltuuUI inui lumr slrp lu tl. cars? 'I Uu Uaiu luus uvtf lh slucpura, WUt Uv juu tul at ItuUd ? luuuHowtuii. Au4 uM liif aasluK villi sslotiUI.uw.ul l u tk pluml lua lUbitatfi 1 U , kid llui U( ; "VU.4I U"1 ul U.l tlUrttUui Iwy unit HsU'l r" Nw McrlPN, Vol. S, Xo. 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(HI I5.ro Tf. ; (I One Year IS.OU ri.oo l.Vno&I.Oo lo.WWJ.1 0 k.OO : ' TT-" XoIIOUY TKAtUIKU MK TO I'ltAY. A clergyniiiti called ut one of our hospitals one morning, and, ns was his custom, he stood iu the doorway and prayed for the poor suil'erers wilhin. Wheu he had finish ed, he saW a Ibin Itnud aim in the far cor ner waving nnd beckoning him to come there. 80 he went along und found n poor boy lying on a cot, very sick indeed. Uu spoke to him very tenderly, and asked him if lie was a CI11 isliau. "No," said the lad, "I am not a Chris tian." "Cnn vou read t lie Bible ?" 1 "So, 1 eau't read the ITible. Sobolv ever leached nut to reml . "k'nn yovt'fi'fay, my juior boy ?" ".Nobody over leaclicd mu lo pray, said lie. Willi creat emotion. 1 will tench vou a ftraver," raid tho mining;-, rind heepvaV-'lll1, lord's prayer. "Now," said he, "I want you to suy that nil over again." 80 the minister re peated it over again. ' "Oh, dear." liu said, as ha Iny back with a despairing sigh, "1 never can remember all that." . "I will teach yon a little prayer you can remember," said the minister r '"Lord have mercy upon me, a sitinc;' ; for Jesus Christ's sake. ' " ' And then he went on to make the way of salvation plain ns lie could to the mind of the poor untaught boy, and he Wffiil 1i lay holdof it with tlie eagerness of a drort'U i'g nmii: . .... lie said to thcclergymen ns he was nbou; leaving. "Oh I I'd give five hundred million dol kirs J.CI had them, if 1 could only read". ti;A Mib'oV' c-v Four days passed before the minister could come again, nnd then the littlo l'.l in tho cornier was vacant. Down in t.ib room below lay nil that was left of the poor soldier boy, wailing for his fellow-snldiets tQ bear hitu to the grave. Young l!eajjfr The Fin st Kiss "O, Woman But It' (il'DK." The Hev. John Drown courted a. lady upward of six years, and was sd WW (J la rly 'modest and bashful that lie never ventured to kiss her. One dny it occurred to him that it would not be a bad thing U do. So, it is recorded, he said : "Jane, niy woman, we've been acquainted now lor sis years, nu' an' I've never got a kiss yet. D'ye think 1 may take - one, my lass ?" The reply was wonderfully charp.r- teristic ot tlie .eotisli maiden, ".lust n.-i jpu liko John," said she, "ie Iccoiiin' anoi vroper tvii't" "Sprely, Janet," said Jolm, "we'll ask a blessiii." The blessing wus asked and the kiss exchanged. 'O, woman I' said the enraptured but still devout minis ter, "O, woman but it was gde,..- We'll now return thanks." And they did. Common "Vo: General , tot' Nebraska', a largV,'i'olly sort of fellow, wa a sue'jc-islul cundidate for the legislature of that Stafe. Alter the election he toolf a trip lo Omaha, to have n good time, anu receive the congratulations of his friends, one of whom said to him : . "Well, General, how did you rati dotvn there V . ' t,".rvpliel the warrior. "1 did just ; eternally s'joon 'em routed 'em, norsc, fot,t nud draroons." I'll aw til Villi, vote stmul ?" '".Veil," replied the General, "it was none of your darned minnmoto thiugs. ; k only got oo niaio'-i;y j" (jdcultunil. Haisino Cki.khy. l'hysieians tells us that if one would cnt freely of the bleached fool-stalks of celery, it woold not only yms vent, but tunjly.citre''' nervousness ; that onfevhb is subject to trembling limbs would find suro relief in its use. This one. trutl) should be sutlicient to encourage all of us" to rise this hue plant. Hut, iu addition to this, thcte is nothing more appetizing, or better to eat with mast meals, especially turkey, duck or chicken, llut many of uu lire deterred from trying to rnieo it, think ing it dillli'ult to do so ; many havo tried it nud utterly tailed. True, it is moro difficult to manage than many oilier things, the greatest trouble being to get tho young plants (Von,i sped, na. they are quite smnn nil d requir'3 good enre iu sowing. I hnvc always succeeded, and will here tell you how to succeed every time you try, but you must practice what 1 preach. First, then, bo sure you get a paper of fresh seed, say l.atulrellrs White biund. If you have a hot bed (aud every ouu who has a garden should have one or hi ore)' sow I your seed m very shallow drills therein, 1 t.ix inches ftinrt. Sow tho seed ns thinly 1 m i.i.i. as you can, ananiit very ricii, 11110 chip lm,lU,.c or olher H.;h enrth.-over Ihe se, , ft(d e dri,b h, with a McX or other heavy smooth substance ; covef with a sash uud eivo plenty of tepid watei. t put on with a veiy line rose toyourspriuk J ler. When tlw plants show themselves 1 (which will require quite a long time) wa. j ut, not very cold, must lie added every' I evening or two, aud tho plants aired gu j every warm day. Wheu tliey are abou'. ' ihrve inches high lliiu them to about half i nn inch npnrt. When tlu y are largo enough, say five or six inches high, Irani- plant Uk. in at eycMtiyj l;j Ueuehe? a n.t1. j, a U(J wn wlM t,0 rich(Hll , Wl t lu Uw u.tu.iu of the , trolld8. hUluc tlt;m for a Wlit.k Bntivly, wU, U)nn, ,v,k or boughs, uud put plvUty of waU:f in thi tnjiies, Ihrv-e rt lour Unas a week, but do not iiour the wa I Ut directly on the pUtuls. About the lotls i of October (not soouer) tie a siring looaoty urotitid t-acii bunch, near the lop, and bank I un thu plants with dirl, leaving only tln( .....1 III... I. --.I IV.,.it ' " ' V" . ffiVud "dirt uvu? . (Wo U.r l"tHi u"l' ! u "7'rllr . ' . 7. ...(J luAIS ,4 iiousit tu Si Awn.--Taki, luur loT4, un thu uuru floor aud, throw m J, rit.,a foru rlKl4 . kia.l bin alouu aui tay "oa," at Um sum tinw .ltll(,wrl u slrap, which throws hliu on ImwuI niaUa hnu kU.p suddenly. ., ,lU u m U1 wy kuowu to uuih whua, ,UoU u MXi .,ul Ml h- ,titiUi, nud My ho; i,,,,, 114I W xiti ,u,., j lu hUui assuoii as thu strap tu llt iihh. Thiiipul hnu lu liaims, sjiUi lU ,UaiM iluwlwl uu lr Uw U4 ol i'rjni4i) tu lioiss,11 aud drivs up ti thu UMU. 1 1 Ml Miutueni iui, w wun , Uk Id luui and any slmi. 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