Sunbury American. (Sunbury, Pa.) 1848-1879, February 18, 1871, Image 1

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    THE SUNBUBY AMERICAN.
19 FrWHTO BTKRT 6ATURDAT BY
BHTIi WILVEBT, Proprietor,
-LVJkWra'B BTrl-DISOB, -t-.BT KiD-SB,
At 1.50 In Ad?uM.
II not pll within O nonlh O.
ukaorijiMoM lakm Issl IAa ste JL&mtfe.
' OewjmcrnTt with this eeablMimnt U an cwten
ttHSW JOB OFFICE, ooutulnliig a variety of
niftln and fancy typo oqual to auy otnblUhmot
Intha tntsriur of t-o Btate, for whlcli the patron
a of tha public U reoysxtfully aollcltod
r . . . . z: ' -:
Srofessloital.
JEREMIAH MVDER, Attorney at
Law, eunbury, Fa. All professional bnnl
BMt Jntrmtcd to bl car will receiv prompt at
tention In tbli and adjninlnn conntle. Cao b
onsnltcd both In English and German. Alio,
District Attorney of Northumberland eoanty.
Aog.80,1870.-iy.
J HO. A.WIMOJI,
ATTOKNKT AT la XT,
Wo. 144 FocT Atww,
jTotary Publle, HUrto, Fa.
Jan. 15,11170. 1y.
JO. MARKUK CO, Market Ptroat,
. ., S'tjNBURT, pa.
Dealer la Drags, Medicine, Paint. Oil,
Glass, Varnlstae, Liquor, Tobatco, Cigar,
Porkrt Book, Dairies, Ac.
X . If III.VERTON
Attorney at Law.
O. Market Square. erNBLRY.PA. Professiot
1 business In thl and adjoiuing couutie prompt
;y attrtded to.
rH. A. K. SlVirE, re-pectrully an
X.t nounce himself a Physician knrt SurReon
.to tie ritUrtieor Bnnbnry and vicinity, having lo
'fatcd himself permanently on Market street, naar
,ly opposite the Fairmouut Hotel, wlicro he can
!be consulted at all hour when not professionally
iiEagjd. np!24-ly
TEETH! TEETH! J. r.. t-KtsaiNUKK,
Surgeon Dentist, SUNBUKY, PA. All work
carefally attended to and warranted. Am thank
ful to all for th kindness extended toward me
by giving me their patronage In tho pust,
auri hope a continuance and lncreaso of the same.
-f OOlce, Drt door east of Adams' Kxpres
'Offic. apllU-Ctf
GW. ZIEdlEiER, Attorney at Law, north
side of Pablic Square, one door cast of
'the old Bank building, BUNBUKY, PA. Collec
tion and all professional busincs promptly at
tended to In the court of Northumberland and
adjoining counties. aept 15-66
AN. BKICE, Attorney at Law, Sunbury,
Pa. Ollice in corner room up stairs, of
lltiupt's New Building, formerly occupied by G.
W. Hanpt, Esq. Collections of claim, writings,
and all kinds of legal businos attended to care
fully and with dispatch. April 2,'70-ly.
A. REinKNUKYDER, Attorney at
Law, BUNBURY, PA. All bnslnes en
trusted to hi care attended to promptly and with
diligence. apl27-67
J NO. KAY CLEMENT, Attorney at Law,
BUNBURY, PA. Collections and all pro
fessional busiuws promptly attended to. iuch31-B
C. 1. BKLT.tR. 1m V. KA SB.
BRl'NER KANE, Attorneys and Coun
sellor at Law, bUNBUKY, PA. (Jillc on
.'hestuut street, west of the N. C. aud P. K.
Railroad Depot, In tha building lately occupied
b F. Lazarus, Esq. Collections aud all profess
ional business promptly attended to la Northum
beiiand and adjoining counties. apllO-C'J
B. B. BOTBR.
W. i. WOLVBKTi'H
BOYER A WOLYF.RTOX, Attorney
at Law, ou aecond floor In Bright' now
building, BUNBURY, PA. 8. B. Boyer and W.
'J. Wolvertou respectfally announce that they
have entered into co-partnership in th practice of
their profession in Northumbcrluud and adjoin
ing coanties. Consultations can be bad in th
'German language. ap!4-6B
HB. MANSER, Attorney at Law, 8UN-
BURY, PA. Collection. atteuded to In
the counties of Northumberlaid, Union, Snyder,
Montour, Columbia and Lycomiug. apltO-09
WSI. M. BOCtrBLI -EH.
LLOYD T. ROURBACn.
TIOCKEIELLER
A ROnRBAC'II,
fill Attornevaat Law. BUNBURY. PA. Of-
lice in Uanpt'a new building, second Boor. En
trauue on Market Square. au4-US
ILL JJ 1 JLL J L-LJ 1 ! '
tidiness
fsrbs.
TTALENTINE DIETZ, Wholesale and Re-
y tall aeaier in every vanmy oi
ANTHRACITE COAL, BUNBURY, PENN'A
(vrnit wHAur.)
HT Ordr ollelted aid ail4 with promptnes
and despatch. niaji-oo
OAM COAL! COAL! GRANT BROS
Vy Shippers aud Wholesale and Retail Dealer In
TYIIITE AND RED A81I COAL, BUNBURY, PA
(lowbk woiir. )
ty Sole Agents, wavtward, at the celebrated
Heury l luy Coal. an!9-66
EXtllAXire 1LIVEUY.
3. M. 1JAUT1IOLOMEW, rrroirtiETon.
FOTRT1I STREET, ABOVE MARKET,
Nuubury la.
rpHE best of riding and driving horse always
1 on baud to serve customers.
Drdcr left at tho Central Hotel, for Tehlclcs.
w 111 receive prompt altvutWu.
Nov. 5. 1S70.
JACOU KIIir-MAN.
FntE A LIFE INSURANCE AGENT, SUN
Bl'RY, PENN'A. Ropresoutss Farmers'
Mutual Vire Insurance Co., York, Pa. j Cnuiber
JaiU ViilU t Mutual Protective Co. ) New Voik
Mutual Life; Uirard Lifeof PhUa.,aud Hartford,
Couu., Uvut-r.il Aceldeut.
DENTISTRY.
GEOltQ fi M. RENN,
w r. . ...... ,...!.,. lrl..,i
BchUtKV, Pa.,
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to IK'iitiitry. He keeps constantly ou baud
alarms uortuieat of Teeth, aud other Dental
niHli iinl, from which he will be able to seleul,
aud meut the wauts of kl ruatomer.
All work warranted to satisfaction, or ls
h moiu-y refuaitud.
The very tet Mouthwash and Tooth-Powder
Wept 011 huud.
His ivtt rtiues are th uumerous patron for
b.iiii he lias worked forth last Iwvlva year.
Miiilniry, April Ml, lttit
NEW COAL YARI.
f pilE uudrrsl'iitxl utviug t.Minei'lnl tha Coal
1 liusine.s with tilktu.uo FLOl KJttiRAlS
1 1 a. I., is ireprd to "i'ply families atlktUe
ILUY ME r or COU,.
( IIL'tP I'Olt CANlt.
E-'C Siov aad Nut, e.ni.tsiitly on band. Uraiu
Uktu lu sicbmii: fur Coal.
J. St. I'ADW Al.LADKR.
Buobu, j.iu. is, i;o. -If.
j4ioa luirsia. suouikoB tsa.
I'trr, I. in aud Aecldritl
INSURANCE AGENCY
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SUNBUEY
i:stn1HInotl In 1H4C
PRICE 91 50 IN ADVANCE.
I
otcls aub cstanntnts.
HOOVER IIOLNK, Third street, at tne
dopot, BUNBURY, PA., W'M. Keksb, pro
prietor. Warm mcnla ecrved up at all hours.
Fish, Fowl and Game. Fresh Oyster con
itantly on hand and crved In every style. The
best of wines and liquor at the Bar.
taTFamllle will bo supplied with oyster
don np in any style, by leaving order at the
Bar. Nov.5,'70-ly.
RESTAURANT A E ATI NO HOtSE.
CHARLES ITZF.L, Pkopbiktor.
Chestnut Btreet, a, few door from tha Depot.
Bt HDl'BT, Pa.,
HAS open a Restaurant and Eatlug Bouse,
far the accommodation oftho public.
WaVm meal can b bad all ho urs. All kinds of
... . . . i . '. in.
rauie, Bsn, tte., sarveo up bi snur n
.......itA.i wit h ili. Katllnnnr in market. Ma
pain spared to please, and term moderate.
Sunbury, September, 4th 18CD. ly.
NATIONAL LAGEU HEER SALOON,
OK TUIUD 8TKEKT, XB1R TUB DBFOT,
SUNBURY, PA.
J06KPH BACKER Informs tha eltiren of Sun
bury and the public generally, that h has
opened a LAGER BEER SALOON at the abov
place. The best 01 imager neer, aua juii 1.14
will be kept. Also Oysters, Ac., constantly eerr-
ed up to customers.
XTATIONA1.
HOTEL.. AUGUSTUS
ALD, Proprietor, Georgetown Nona a
County, Pa., at tho Station of the N. C. K. W.
Choice wines aurt eigars at ma oar.
The tabic U supplied with the best th market
airords. Good stabling and attentive ostlers.
LlEGIIENY HOISE, Col. CUAS.
KLECKNEK, Pioprietor, Nos. 812 and K14
Market Street, above eighth, PHILADELPHIA.
Terms, 3 per day. He respectfully solicits your
patronage. .
.11 IFIC HOTEL, WILLIAM ENOLE
MAN, Proprietor, Front Btreet, betwcea
Chestnut and Waluut Streets, Buubury, Ta.
Sept. 84, 187t. ly.
tTTAKI
NEFF,
f Proprietor,
Streets, opposito
Corner of Market As Second
tha Court House, Suubnry,
Muy.,70.
Po.
HOTEL, A REST Al'R ANT,
THOMAS A. HALL, Prnpriitor,
Sunbury St., wet 8UAM0KIN, PENN'A.
Meals served at all hours, nt short notice. Th
best of Liquors at the Bur. The TaWe Is up
plied with the best and latest in the markets. At
tentive servants. Terms moderate. Putrunage
solicited.
HIJIJIEL'S RKSTACRANT,
LOU 18 Fl UM M EL, Proprietor,
Commerce St., 8HAMOK1N, PENN'A.
Having Just rviltted the above Suloon for the
accomodation of the public, 1 now prepared to
servt '.its friends with the betit refreshments, and
fresh Luger Buer, Ale, Porter, and all other malt
quora.
MT. JANES HOTEL,
Cover of Pennsylvania Ave. aud 6th street
Washington, D. C,
IS located within a faw squares of the Uulted
States. Capitol and other public buildings.
Streetcar pas the Hotel every three minutes.
A Hotel, Restaurant, and other modem Improve
ments have lutely been added, making thia eue
of the most pleusuut and attractive Hotel in
Washington.
0E0. W. BUNKER & CO.
Oct. 8, 1870.-31Q. Proprietor
RENTAL' RANT,
LEWIS MAKKWOKTII, Proprietor,
BHAMOKIN, PENN'A.
The best BEER and all kinds of Mall Liquor
on Tap. Call aud ha refreshed.
Aug. 27, 1870.
T ACKAWANNA VALLEY 1TOCHE,
1 J E. B. BURN 11 AM. Proprietor. Corner Lacka
wanna and Frauklln Avenne, Srrautou, Pa., 0
posite Delaware, Lackawanua i Western Depot.
Free carriages to couvey guest to aud from
Depot. Mar. 26, '7Q.-ly.
J. VALER'8
WINTER GARDEN ANI HOTEL
JTos. 720, 722, 734 A 737 Vitu .,
PHILADELPHIA.
WIHTER GARDEN HOTEL,
(OM THB BCROFBAN rLA)
Ccutrally located, connecting with all th City
Passenger Railway Cars, from all th
Depots in the City.
Excellent AecouiinodtUlona for Tr
tcllers. Grand Vocal and Insimmeutal Concert evry
tveuimr in the bummer aud
Winter Garden.
Cg-Chxhtstrion XZonewt 17fry AfUrnoon.Si
riKB LAMB' HB1TAUBABT TBB BIST Or
KEFKBSHy BNT BBBVBD.
Office of J. Voler's Fountain Park Brswsry.
Juue 4, 1870.-ly.
LKIIOR MTOREI
CHRISTIAN NEFF,
Second Street, opposite the Court House, BUN
BURY, PA.,
Respectfully Invite th attention of Retailer
aud others, that h fa ou haud, and will od
stantlv keep all kinds of
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC LIQUORS,
CousV.lnf t Pir Brandlesi Cogulae, Charry,
Glne-er, Kochell ar.d Otard.
WhUkiesi Pur Kye Copper-llstllld, atoa
gululu, Appl aud Nectar.
PURE HOLLAND OIN I
Wlut Champagu Wloa, Buerrj, Port aad
Claret.
Crab Cider, Champagne Cider, N. X. Rum,
Browu Stout aud Keolrli Ale.
bTOMACIl AND BAR BITTERS,
Ami all nthrr Lluuors which ran be found In
the city unit kets, hieh will ba sol J at Whole
sal and Retail. Every artk'l. guaranteed a
represented. Alto, a large lot of DEMUt'llNo
aad IK) I' l l. KH, alwavs ou hand.
I f-Order promptly atuudod aad rabll
aliouage ruepcctfuilj Solicited
Hunl.urT. July t, IHuO.ly.
II It U M A U K n ru It K,
J. Il.t ttulfy, .
MAUKET -TUEET, hUNHt'HY, TA.,
HAS reeelietl a usw assort nielli of all hiujs of
It iriiiiiiro. Lalleiv. MMhituies' I'ihiI., As ,
ul all .trlilon. Al WaRoa Maker's Mjla
l!aU. I tut vt.iu., ti.aes. Al.o, all hiii'l of
' Ltalb. t o Bti.wvi-' anil sv.UIr's. B.er.
I lloi.g lu tlis lUruaule lliisr.iu l Iua4 B
I I f4 as lu as iuu Us Ik.uhUIuI auy Ulisf
j s.ilii.liiui..t '.a Ihs couiitry . tail a4 lUsir
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SUNMJKY, PA.,
Hcbi bbtrtUcmcnts.
TIME IS MONEY ! !
ALL Wall Papor and Border, told by me wll
be trimmed ready for use,
WITHOUT EXTRA CHARGE,
BY TII
YEOMAN'S WALL PAPER TRIMMER.
which I have th tzelusiv right to ass in tunbur
and vicinity.
Save mouey, tlm and labor, by buying of
N. EERREE LIGIITNER,
Dealer In Book, Stationery, Wall Paper, Music,
iC, Ac, etc.
Sunday School SUPPLIES made a speciality.
Blank, Memorandum A Pbmm Books
lu endless variety, Just received.
BOOK BINDING done to order. Persons will
save expvneo by leaving their orders for bludiug
with me.
PICTURE FRAMES
of all sites, cut from the Moulding at very low
rate. OVAL & SQUARE FRAMES always on
haud.
ALBUMS, BRACKETS, GOLD FENS,
&., c, &c.
A large and well selected stock of Toys alway
on baud. Anything not on hand promptly 01
dorsd. Bargaius fur cash. Call at
N. FERREE LIOIITNER'S
Book Store,
Sign of Foley's Gold Psu, Market Square, Bui
bury, Pa.
Sunbury, August 6th, 1870.
LADIES' FANCY FCRS!
JOHN FAREIRA,
7 It Arch Street, Middle of the Block, between
7th aud 81I1 Streets, South Side,
PHILADELPHIA,
Importer, Manufacturer and Dealer la all kinds
and quality of
FANCY FL'RS
For Ladies' and Children' Wear.
nav'lng enlarged, remtSelrd and Improved my
old and favorable knoA FLU EMPORIUM,
and having Imported a vcty large and splendid
assortment of all the different kinds of Furs from
fltst hands lu Europe, and have had them made
op by the most skillful workmen, I would res
pectfully Invite my friend of Northnmberlaiid
and adjacent counties, to call and axuiiiine my
very large and beautiful assortment of Fancy
Furs, for Ladies and Children. I am determined
to sell at as low prices a any other respectable
Hous In the city. All Furs warranted. No
mlsrvpretaQlutlot; to e fleet sales.
JOHN FAREIRA,
' 718 Arch Street, Philadelphia.
Oct. 88, 1870-3U1.
fashionable: millinery.
FALL AND WINTER STYLES.
MISS L. KniSSLKK,
MARKET SQUARE, SUNBURY, FA.
Her large assortmsnt of
MILLINERY GOODS,
BONNETS AND HATS,
Ribbons, Feathers, Flowers, Laces,
HAT AND BONNET FRAMES. -A
lurg variety of trimmed aud uiitrlmiiicd
Hals, Ladies' aad children' llo.irry, Leiii-
stitched lac and linen llaiidierchiert, kid cud
list Uloves, Corsets, dress buttons, guipure
laces, fringe, ladle' necktie, and fancy riblHins
for hows and sashes, In great vurlety. Real and
Ittiituliou hair cblguous, fr'ues, curl aud switch
es. A large assortmsnt of
SUPPER PATTERNS,
Z-ruYRs. Geknantowm "Wool, Ac.
Ad ndle variety of Notions and goods
usually kept In a first-class millinery svere.
Gents' Collars, Curl's, Neckties, Handker
chiefs, 4.C
TbtcltlteMof Banbury ami lelnlty, generally,
are luvued to call an4 J Ihi sultuaiit asaoil-
IB0t.
L. SIIISMLER.
BunliBry, Oct. St, 1H70.
rRicr.it nr.mc r.n.
DOOT.'i A5D SIIOC3
Manufactured to ordsr at
CKEATLT RKDVC'CD I'KICrS.
JOIIM HILVIH,
NprM Istreet, Nunbar, rrna'at.
UESPCCTrVlhY lu forms his oKI customer
auj IU tUnnis Kruerallv, that lis I now
mauufaeturlnK MMIh HIIDES at th follow,
lutf rates, Ma.le up of tho ht mateiial, vU .
CalfSkln (pe-l.'eJ) Boots,
I. K
V7.au
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rreuthCalf " "
Woin.u's Sliou (Calf or Wsroeco),
t hildren's bIhmm from SO cU. la
'oil
l.au
aeeorUUiK lu !.
All work warrautsj.
TKKMS-hTKItll T CASH.
Tk pries cf rstwhliii ar also t.luesj.
JlHIN WILVIR.
HdBbury, July , UTO.
J. W. WASIUSGTON'S
CiHAMk UUtllMt kllUI.
Tit o!. (iruiaiiiil.lioi'cf h Iowa.
V Ueiliu lb Uil, hut at th sum tlm
vousklsf Ili4l lti wltihly Irmh uisim
I.l ai-'ksu without lu.tU'U.Ui'ij s wutoluluil.
kin aiuuuul ul 4ll)l aud auilotiou.
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SATURDAY MORNING. FEBRUARY 18, 1871.
THE BRAVE OLD PLOW.
A song to the plow, the brieve old plow,
That hath ruled the wide world o'er,
For life and pood fare on hi Strang tcol bnr
Bhall depend for evermore (
There is strength In hi beam, as th toiling team
Turns the furrow so long and deep,
Wlille It mellows the soil, wa have trust In God
That His promise He'll surely keep.
Then a health to the plow, the brnvc old plow,
Who hath fed all the nations gone (
And glory as now to th brave old plow
When a thousand years have Hewn.
Thou hast seen the tlmo when no pealing hime
Was heard tha wide world through
When the King' broad hall and the cottage small
Of a Christmas never knew,
And many a day along tho highway
Have hundreds starving lain,
They are dead, the); are p one, to earth' bosom
borne, '
But the plow It still doth reign.
Then Ood epeed the plow, the hrav old plow,
Who hath fed the nations gone,
And glory ns now to tha brave old plow
When a thousand years have flown.
Thou hast seen the time, lu many a clime,
When the bread was bald to win,
When both great and small, at hunger' call,
Were led into deadly Bin t
But thou ne'er can st any tbou hast seen the day,
When want bowed the strong man's head,
The rlghteou man' seed, in his greatest need,
Ever begged for his daily bread.
Then God speed the plow, the brave old plow,
Who hath fed all the nations gone
And may glory as now encircle th plow
When a thousand year have Hown.
srcllantous.
SOLDIER' LAND BILL.
The following is tho text of tho soldiers'
homeslcnd bill as it passed tho Houso of
Representatives oil 13st inst., by a vote of
IS. to 2. It is, we think, a just bill, aud
cannot benefit lund speculators, for the rea
son that it requires actual settlement of tho
soldier on the land :
A Bill to enable honorable discharged sol
diers and sailors, their widows and or
)irait children to acquire homesteads on
the public lands of the United Elates.
lie it enacted ly the Senate and House of
Jtcprctcntttiets of the United Htntcs of
America inCongrcss anserulled, Ttint every
private soldier and officer who has served
in the army of the United States during
tho recent rebellion, for ninety days, and
who was honorably discharged, find has
remained loyal to the "ovcrnnr:nt, liyjlud
ing the troops musterci iuk.o the scrvic'o rf
the United Stale's by virtue of tho third
section of nn act entitled "An act making
appropriations for completing the defenses
of Washington, aud for other purposes,"
approved rebruary 13, 1602, and every
seamnn, marine ami officer, or other person
who has served (;i the navy oftho United
States, or in the marino corps during tho
rebellion, for ninety days, and who was
honorably discharged, and has remained
loyal to, ho tioverninent, shall, on com
pfianco T. ilh tho provisions of nu act enti
tled "An act to secure homesteads to actual
settlors on tho public domain," and the acts
amendatory thercofas hereinafter inodiliud,
bo entitled to enter upon atul receive pat
ents for a quautity of public hinds (not
mineral) not exceeding one hundred and
sixty acres, or one quarter section, to bo
taken in compact form according to legal
subdivisions, including the alternate) re
served sections of public lands along the
line of auy railroad or other public work,
or other lands subject to entry under the
homestead laws iu the United States,
wherever public lands havo been or may
be granted by acts of Congress : i'roviifett,
That said homestead settler shall be allow
ed twelve niDiillis after locating his home
stead within which to commence his settle
ment and improvement: And provided
also. That tho time which tho homestead
settler shall have served in thu army, navy
or marine corps ns aforesaid, or if dis
charged on account of wounds received or
disability incurred in tho line of duty, then
tho term of enlistment shall bo deducted
from the timo heretofore required to perfect
title : A -nt jirftiifcd further. That any
homestead settler, ns nforesaid, may assign
his homestead certificate within twelvo
tuonthi from tho date thereof to any citizen
oftho L'uited Stales over 21 years of age,
or person, who has declared his intention to
become such, who has not picviously avail-
! cd himself of the benefits of tho hoinotU'ittl
or pre-emption laws, and said nscineo
should succeed to nil tho rights of the taid
h.micbtcad settler ; but 110 such assignor of
a homestead certificate shall therefore have
the right to avail himself of the bcuclit of
this act or the acts heretofore passed grant
ing homesteads to actual settlers ; nor shall
such assignee have tho right to acquire any
other houu-atead under said acts : i'rovid:d
however, That 110 patent shall issue to a
homestead settler or his assignees who has
Hot resided upon, Improved, land cultivated
his said homestead for a period of at least
two years, except as provided iu section
four of this act.
Srt". '2. And bt it further tnarhd. That
any jeraou entitled under the provisions of
inu iore:iiiiu aectiou 10 cuter u uonicsie.io.
who may li.tve heretofore entered under the
homestead laws a quuutily ol kind less lhau
olie IluluinU and aixtv acres, shall la) ls-r-
I .....
...iii,..! i0 .iiit.r under the tiruvikloti of thl
, ut't so much laud as, when added to thu
j quantity previously entered, shall nut ex.
ceeu one ituiuirwa auu sixty acres.
bKC 3. Audi il lurUitr tmu'lrJ, That
In tnso of the death of any peraou who
W ould be f Ulllled to a homestead under the
iirovUloua oftho Iirl section of this ml,
IiU widow, If unmarried, or lu taws of her
dalh or iiiitn iue, then his minor orphan
childn tl, Shall be entitled to all Hie Ulielil
nu'iix ruUd in thia ai I ! I'rtfi uUd, Thut if
such p'oii died during hi U nit U' enlist
ineiil, tha whole term ul hi eiillstuu ul shall
iljluotvl tioni the lime hvivluluie i.
ijuind to 11 fuel the lilUi.
hr: 4. A ut U ttjuiOur itfi l, That
fveiy ptivaiu kuhlur. and try atn;tu,
limiuik, aud o.lU.vr wdukirvid lu the army
or liuvy l"l the s.ud kii..I of uuuly days,
and la Ituw lii.tiUvloU tlia ii.ioii oll uf
l!u' I'miud Mali,, ur i tntitlid to lj so
insii it! ou aikouut if nouud iv itid of
. .
1 "'lu'
Ulaa l n' in ivd lu Ilia luiu i l duty 1
""
HI In. U of II. 1. ti. hi., iiiviUt:i aul
U iu Uts lu.ii.iiiU Imc iunU uul. emu uim-ii,
I by an a a' "t 11 ' ailoiiu , ainl imit a p-it-1
tut Iwr 01 m uuatu r-st, lino cf uiel, as 1
I viu i lu tvUt.jiioiiu 01 ti. 1 ai t, sua ii4'i in
tiii iUd to all ll.w U i4. J., ot ,4id dial .'
tin.., Vid lil'lo toad I lie pjuiisioii tin iiof
... ... 11... - , . 1 .. . 1 ... 1 .1. .1
. 1 : . . 1 . 1 1 1.1.
I ,lvl 1', HI U H.M 444 I, 111' U. , .It-,.
i bit a U Bil l thl ftobiivil i t ! doiui by
Vl'u.y kliu'l awl a Sall ll U.ia i.4
Wis) lvM St k-'iuJ I.. us.
ti. ft. ,t4ki -.!.'.. -Tl il
all diiUitioi. a. ioUi4 i,'(4iii-4 no b 1
Ui ( kk tkt liftiil . t t 4fcl.kkvii.
AMIR
steads to actual settlers may be taken beforo
the judge or clerk of ary court of record lit
tho United States, or of any 8tato or Terri
tory, nnd, when duly authenticated under
the official seal of such court, shall bo of
the same force nnd effect ns if taken before
the register or receiver of tho proper land
office.
Sice. 6. And he it further enacted, That
the Commissioner of tho General Ijtnd
Office shall hare authority to make all need
ful rules and regulations to carry into effect
thu provisions of this act.
NASBV.
WAsmxaTOW, Dec. 2t, 1870.
Washington isn't a remarkable good
place for limocrnts j'.st at this time. Tho
Ablishnists are in power, nnd everybody
seems to realize the fact. The hotel keep
ers nil know it. They all know that a
Dimocrnt kin hcv notbiiv to make here,
and, tz a cousekenco, when ouo uv us
makes his appearance ho is unanimously
rckested to pay afore ho registers his name.
It was not so under Johnson. The laud
lords all knew that cf wo hedn't money, all
we had to do wuz to get on good terms
with Johnson and we cood git it, and credit
wuz then attainable. In cousekcncc uv
this inhuman suspichen uv men uv my ap
pearance, I am not patroniscn a hotel in
Washington at present. 1 take my meal
at free lunches and repose at night under a
bridge. It is sometimes cold and some
times damp, but cz I hevn't any money I
prefer it. Its at least free. I'm not ham
pered by hours, or exposed to tho sttprr
ciliousins uv hotel clerks with dia
mond pins. I brcatho the free air uv hevin,
mixed slitely, uv course, with tho odors
from an adjoining livery stable, wich ia,
however, a good thing, cz it reminds me
that 1 am uv earth, and uv earth earthy.
Tho nilu il'Creery, uv Kentucky, intcr
dooced his resolushen restoriu tho Arling
ton estate to the lice family, and also pro
vidin for the diggin up uv tho Federal sol
jcrs wich wuz berried there, I went to sleep
full uv that idea. 1 wuz rejoist beyond
cxpreshen, for 1 saw iu that movement a
return to suthiu like a sense uv juslis on
the Government toward tho people of the
South, wich failed to bust it. Goin to sleep
with my mind full ttv this, I dreamed a
dream.
Iu my dream, my mi ml o'crlecpcd two
ycers. I found myself standing in the
croimd made clnssiclu by its wunst heriu
bin owned by Cum. Lee. I wuz amongst
tho monuments and bed ctone commemora
tin the dead hirelins who wuz beneath cm,
and wuz iuduluiu iu a Bpnsin ur cussin the
government wich not only yoosurped pro
perty uv tho great and good Lee, but wich
desecrated it by using it as a cemetery for
its ded eoljers. While thus inubitt, I saw a
regiment, moro or less, uv Federal soljcrs
enter the cemetery, annnd, not with nius
kits, but spades and picks. At their hed
wuz men drest iu grey, wich I recognized
cz cx-Confudrit officers, who wuz a directiu
the forco.
To my astonishment the men in bloo,
every man uv cm with an cxpreshen uv
hoomiliashen such ez I never saw ckalled,
commenst knockiu down tomb stuns and
pilin cm uv, after wich they dug up the
graves, and histiu out skeletons uv the
skeletons uv the duad hireliu, dtimjied etu
iieriuiskus iu Federal army wagons with
hed arrived foi the purpose.
"Wat does this mean T" I askt tho Con
fedrit officers who seemed to have charge
uv the proceedings.
"Mcau 1" ho returned ; it means that at
last tho era uv good fceliu" hez returned.
It means that at last the i)imocriey is in
power, and that the proper equilibrium hez
Lin restored."
"What yeur is this ?" I asked in aston
ishment. "873. Tho clecksheu last full made
JTolVman President, aud tho Congress is
Dimocratic likewise. Ilolliniiu was nog
gorated day before yesterday, and towunst
commenced recouslruutiu, accordin to our
idee."
Wat is tho programo ?" I asked.
MXrccry nnmeiitly interdooced 1110
same resoloohhcn wich wuz defected in 1K70,
gtvin back Arlington estate to the l.e
i'amilv. aud removiu tho dead Fedral sobers
that tho site thereof mite not oll'eud lira
youthful Lees. Tho South wuz at waust
satisfied. It wuz good eutttl, cz tar ez it
weut, but they wanted suthiu more. They
wanted an nckuulliiicmcut that them ded
soljcrs never shood have bin there, and
they demuudeu that ackuolhgemeut be
made in sich way it wood be understood
that it wuz an apology. Kaulsbury uv
Delaware got tho idee. Iiumcjitly ho
moved to amend the resoloosUen. provided
that thu work uv removiu the ded soliers
aud refctorin the grouuds bo iktIi rtuva by
vclrau Fedral soljcrs, selected from all the
regiments lu the set vis, cz a tooken uv
the regret ur tho Government for having
desecrated the properly, wich wuz promptly
passed. To further soothe tho Southern
mind, a hundred Coufedrit otticcra wus
rikested to take coinnuud uv the mcu aud
sooerintend the work, and "
. At this moment ouo uv the Fedral came
l.L.r,i,i ,m vb'U i.VH ud.u iVov dm V.
A,.-. 4 iv iii. u....b ..AMaiii..-liiMi
aud iiiiiiiuiiuiiiis eioiud to them. The
liuuu s uv the battle lields il to U' changed,
so that all imuioiy of the oiipUasaulni
shall Ui obliUraUd. Thu Vessi l uh took
art in the weir is lo Ul sunk auj llaur
imiiii taken oil' the record uv the Navy
Ik pnitmeiil ; to luuke tha liovt'iimu uk
trutily Nasliunl, a it iu, the Suutli Is to
IwjV eoiiipU lo toiitrol uv tho Uovtruiu nt
lu all it di jiai tun nts, ami li dicuiU iu
iHiiu-y in nvii)iiiii jj. All the iMtttlo lus, 1
euiia aud U'.l.ii It V all sllld la to la
lulu 11 out ul tho .Sasliunl and .Maui t'npi
lol ; ivU LMlu u and ivuulous of Fvdial
legillU III 1 Wl Ul I tvlilblUd, Rfl4 It t l
1 . . I . . . I .1 ..... . . .... ...1.....
im iiiit'iu a 1 tiii uutuM) iu 1. iiA.iisiH.it
thu ti.iniu uv any one uv llw UillU uli
lk'k pl-ti'o Ulai.il Imil and aud
iiu ui m lot h to! lUir foiliuuii tsiih the
I unit. buy, ami jho!t p j rly lutou.
k. kiiioe, I tout It itsloKii, nl'iu (4
II. i.1.1.' II... kHim 111 111.1.4. b.
uiokl uv em l4We,i lUy livUl htm
ii ti I li
Sun iuii, 'I U t .ibiUkt is liusr lo.oU up
u iouil.4iii a u, and to iiiiii.4.ui4U em
o what lUy Ul smliftd, lh.y tt.4. 4.1 UK II
who hid 4oiuiuu4 lu ll.k I oj.l.lul mm),
I i-4 loysvll ti ui.'llus, oi-.ui..v IUU..U
fi.,iuU.i I niu4.ir at l.iiiisl-iiM. aud i,j
lintioi tl.a Iw.I... I Uilluui 11 s..l)i at
I e-y l.ii, t'l. in aud Aou.u, W4iw. Il
Ul4 l'4V V ttoi.l.ifc. 'II ll. .!.... Mil 4 Ul
liiiosl .' US litoili tsUs I' Coo'
U ll'l. kU l IklilUiMMlliI Ml 4i. 4 kl
l-4l lLv4J r. a. I (W lVi.-kt 4
up aud salootcd the ottlccr who wu. talkiu ZZU I
"W.'have the wa3on. 1-led with JT.oZV
skeletons-! hat shel e do with eui V" " . . , , . '
"Dump em into the IWmmc, where the J l'Z t mn 1. a wtil '
J New Nerlvn, Vol. 2, No. 4S.
I Old Morion, Vol. SI, No. 13.
Southerners whose property hed boen
yooscd by tho Fedral Government, who
demanded remttnernshun likewise, bttt
they didn't ask a second tint. Tho pro
posihen wit! received with shouts uv laf
ture by every Dlraocrnt in Conarcss.
"M'Orccry then, in 1870 "
Wua simply two ears nhead uv his
time, that win all. When the Itopnbliean
party lost its grip in 1S71 we knowd wo hed
em. We held Al'Creerv and sich ez ho
steadily, till after the cletshun gavo us tho
power now "
At this noiDt a centlo hof tvieh wnr in
search of breakfast hiumcned to meautlar '. i
that way. llo had doubtless beeu at some i
pcriou uv ins mo in a ciisiiiery, lor er. Iio ;
enmo within smelliu distance uv me ho
commenced roolin about my hed. lie
awoke me, and I realized that Mat I hed
oxperianced wuz merely tho baseless fabric
uv a dream. j
Hut after all there is suthin in dreams. 1
LiCt the Uitnocrats wunst get iuto txnver
and wo shcl see what we shel see. There
is old scores to settle there is remurier- j
nshens to be made there is restitoosher.s. I
We ain't dead nor have wo lost our mem- j
ory. t.1 that aream relaliu to success of;
the Dimocracy cood lie troo tho rest uv it
would toiler quick rami.
l'KTKOl.EUM V. NASB7,
(Which wuz Postmaster.)
Old Tiinei aad New.
It will Iks remembered by most of our
gray-naircd readers that the prices ol farm
protluco were very low lrom lirtto to 1S.JU,
There was little money in the
money m the country, and 1
that was mainly kept out of circulation. !
rrti f 11 . j . t f '
Tho following statement of the prices of
stock and produce, as wel as tho rates of
W!l(T(. l lxlifivnil tn hi. ln.lriiv ,i(lire ttinn
.1 '.i , ......... ......
abovc tho general averago Iu tho a'"!,' :
vi ciiuu ui tuunu eiiis, j;uuu iveiuii
from four to six years old were sold from
torty-live to titty dollars a pair ; it they
were older it was considered a largo price.
The same cattle would have sold iu tho
spring of 18li'J for from two hundred to two
hundred aud filly dollars a pair. At tho 1
same time, cows of tho best quality were I
worth about eighteen dollars, while ordi- j
nary animals brought from twelvo to six- I
teen ; aud taking them together the native 1
cows then were quite as good as the samo ;
grade of cows now. In tho fall tho same,
quality sold for eight aud ten dollars. Iu .
the spring ot lblJ, theso cows would nave ;
sold for Bixty and seventy dollars, and iu
the fall for fifty nearly live times as much j
now as then. Good ox beef sold iu the fall
of lS2'i for three dollars r.ud tweuty-live '
cents a huudred ; dressed and common cow i
or small steer beef, for two and a half and i
three dollars. The same animals would i
have sold respectively for say twelve and !
fourteen dollars. Calves in the spring, in
these years, could bo bought for two and
two and a half dollars a head, aud at tho j
hight of tho season voal sold for two cents
a pound for fore nud three for hind quttr- 1
ters. Calf skins were then but six cents a j
pound. Lambs that would weigh alive :
fifty pounds, aud from that up to seventy,
wtro sold by tho season at one dollar a i
head, llutler the very best, went to fami- j
lies for a New Fuglaud shilliug a pound,
and in Juue, wlieu feed w.is lltifch, It
brought from ten to twelvo cents a pound.
Cheese, in 1620, sold for live ceuU a pound" ;
pork at the same figures ; and eggs not far
from teu cents a dozen, l'otatoes sold at
twelve and a half cents a bushel ; corn, at
fifty cents; oats, not over tweuty-live;
cider at the mill, about fifty ceuts a barrel;
and good winter apples, nt twttity-tive cents
a bushel.
Ou tho other hand, erood hell) was hired
for six, seven, or riuht dollars a month aud
j board men who would do a quarter more
worn man 111090 who ask aua get twenty- "its 1 wan btioven down tne street l mer
two and twenty-five and board now. Tho a lady 1 know she was a lady by the th
day began then at sunrise and lusted till ; inn rk she made. .Says she, 'Voting man, I
sundown, and generally the cows were ; reckon you'll go homo with mo.1 l'oliu
milked before sunrise at that. Good wo- ! ness would not let me refuse, an' so 1 went,
men to do housework could then bo hired I 1 had been in the house but a minute when
for fifty cents a week girls that would do , I heard considerable knocking at the door,
more in one day than three would wish to 1 knowed the chap wanted to cct in. who-
do now, besides being trusted and honest.
i.av .-hmd r-hira. wplU-ilurnied. tiiuht
auriw' the summer for the same price, and
men teachers during the winteral from live
to six dollars a moiith for beginners, and
front eight to twelve dollars thereafter, and
not uufrequeiitly had from seventy-live to
eighty scholars each ; and in addiliou to
instruction giveu iu the various brauehes
then taught, they not uufrequeiitly ruled
the home-made writing book, and always
ms.de the goose quill pens, bejides setting
the copies, that numbered sometimes lifty
each day. Menluinti' Journal.
To Skb Down A Wkll. It is not gene
rally known how easy a matter it is to ex
plore tho bottom of a well, cUtrru, or poud
lit wnicr, vy tno uau hi voiuinoii uiikoi.
use of a common mirror.
is allium; brightly, hold a
the reflected lays ..f light
t hen the suit
mirror to that
will tall iuto the water. X blight spot will ,
be seen at the botVoui, so light as to show
the smallest object very plainly, lty this
means wa have examined the bottom of
well fifty del de-11, when half full or more
of water. The smallest straw or other
1 t 1' . .. ., si... i: .1 .. .11 ... fl
r!' "l"1"-'' il u v.sry to
1 uuuuiir;, m in-i;4tj him
'water. l.ibht must Ui Huomu filly or a
1. in,. I..-. 1 ..'.I. I. iii.. .... . .... ..... .1.
and theii downwind. We h.i. tucd th-
mirror with sucwei-i, to reiki t liiihl aroti
tllld
tlui hous.-, to a shaded a ell, and also lo
carry U Ituiu a south window tlnouji two
rooms, and lhu iuto a clu 111 tn..Ur the
north side of the hiuu, H.ill a dA ii iv
flections of lihl luuy In made, though iui.li
minor diiniiiilus the biiili.iiuy of the
tl.ht. la t any one iml I'.iiuiU.ir with the
iimiIuhI, try it, and h will not only i.ud 11
uw tul, but a pUuMiit esiH nun ui. It will
eiliai) it it.d a lu i. 1 1 . iliiiu nt at I tv
tuttom i l a Well ili.lt Im U. 11 l.llle ti.enelit
of, hot, wIiilsi may hie Uni a liir:litlul
aoulhv of U 1 4 4 e, by it di-eay ill t'.ie 4Ur,
bnviByeuis u,;o, In 01m of our wslnu
eouils, th ne itun an hii, I:luii4u, an
liisliiutu aud a ft'iiwhuiuw weie found
euiuy ui in wo. 1 ai 1 koi. iiik.1 14 iiuii.
la' 1 hu luds tld IU inllu y e-ullrk.li ihu.j
I tle tn ou aim II Uayw-Jiill lit H I
"ktiuiitj m,i." hu ..iiliiH4ii pioiiipiiy
tho an uli li, ai.l llw I nli.l.uaU ail
iMk luv. "lll, I at, wh will )u. U
I hunj IU V" aski I Itw ud ,w. "il II i l l.
1 uur l.uo, I d iibi U In.,, i-u t .
I Ull to.h." "U.,' kill lb i.il,;ii
ll
I' lo l 1:4 4i..'..,i. " "I..'ii4, Hi. a,
I i'ul, "1 ii w.ul 1,11 1 ki. a
H l.al k l. .1 V U 1" iW'ti.,.-,
ll M.4 . t- L 14 I
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How Kaix MFoitJTBD. To ttuilcrstat)d
the philosophy of this phenomcuou, tsei.
tial to the very existence of plants and
animals, a few facts, derived from observa
tion nnd n long trnin of experiments, must
be remembered.
Wrro the ntinosphero every where, nt all
times, at u uniform teinperalute, we should
never have rain, hail, or snow. The witter
ab8or!d by it in evaporation from the sa
and the earth's surluce would tlecend In an
imperceptible vnpor or cease to be absorbed
tjy tno 'v when it was once fully saturated.
1 he absorbing power of tho atmosphere,
nnd conoequently its capability to retain
humidity, is propoi lionably greater in cold
'-nan warm nir. una air near the surface
of the earth is warmer than it Is in thu
region of tho clouds. Tho hiuher e aa-
ceud from the earth, the colder the atmos
phere. Hence the pcrlunl snow on very
high mountains iu the hottest climates.
Xow, when from evaporation the air is
highly saturated with vapor, though it be
invisible, it its temperature is suddenly
reduced by cold currents descending from
above, or rushing from a higher to a lower
latitude, its capacity to retain moisture is
uitiuuuiica, clouds are lormed, and the re
suit is rain. Air condenses as it cools, and
like a sponge filled with water and com
pressed, pours out water which ils dimin
ished capacity cannot hold. How singular
yet how simple is such an arrangement tor
watering the earth.
HOW A CAMin, GOIM .TmtOCGH TDK
Eye or a Xkk'dlc The passage from
the New Testament. "It is ni.'r for a
--,,,,,1 ,, i, .' i-.i ,
' T ' n ' "K
'-sj iiuw nufg Atvtvi iituiaiits All (J1IOUU11
ciUl.s lbcre are iu Ul(J largo galea wuall and
vcry ,ow B,wrturi.l, cllll ?netaphorical!y
1 . ' . . .! 1 ''J
- neeuies' eyes," just as we talR or w a-
rlows on shipboard as "bulls' eyes. ' The.
entrances nre too narrow for it camel to
1 pnss through in the ordinary manner even
i if unloaded. When a loaded camel has to
! pass through one of these entrances it
i kneels down, its load is removed, and tlu-u
, it shuflics through on its knees. "Yestcr
j day," writes Lady Dull' Gordon from Cairo,
I "1 saw a camel go through the eye of a
! needle, that is, the low arched door of an
; iueloBiire. Ho must kneel, nnd bow Lis
head, to creep through ; and thus the rich
; man must humble himself."
umurott States.
"tie It. tsoVtaU."
The following is an old r, tory, familiar
with the stcamboatmen of tin Ohio and
the Mississippi, but good enough to be re
told occasionally, if it is old : ....
A specimen of the genus "Hsidr" wus
found by Copt. , of the sterner , in
tho engine room of his boat w Mia lying at
Louisville, one line morning. The Captaiu
inquired what he was doing there.
"Have you seen Capt. Ferry i" was the
interrogative respones. ,
"Don't know him ; nnd can't tell what
that has to do with your being in my eu
gine room," replied the Captain ntjgrily.
"Hold on, that's just what Iwas gettiujf
at. You sec, Captain Ferry asked me to
take a drink, and so I did. 1 knew that
1 wanted to dnuk or I should not have
been so dry. (So Captain and I went to
the ball. Captain Ferry wa putting ou
tome extras on one toe. 1 sung out, "Go
it, Capt Ferry, if you bust your biler."
With that a man steps up to me, says he :
"Sei here, stranger, you must lenve." SSay
I, 'What must I leave fur 'i" bays ho,
"You're a tuakin' too much noise." Say
I, "I've been in bigger crowds than this,
and didu't leave nuthcr." With thai he
; took me by the naie of tho neck and the
, scut of my breeches and I left.
1 ever ho was, or ho wouldn't havo kept up
such a tremendous racket. . By and by
says a voice, 'I.I you dou t cpon, I'll bust
in the door.' And so ho did. I put on a
bold face, and says I, '.Stranger, docs this
wouiuu belong to you V bays ho, 'Siho
docs.' 'Then,' said I, '.She's a lady, I
think, from wlwt 1 have seeti of her.'
"With that he came right at mo, with a
bowio knife iu cue hand uud a pistol in the
other, and Uiug a little pressed for room,
I jumped thnugh tho window, leaving a
greater part of my coat tail. As I was
streaking il dowu town, with the fragments
fluttering iu tha breeze 1 met a friend- 1
knew he was a friend by Ue remark ho
madtf. He said, 'Go iu, bol L'.M, he's gain
in ou you.' And that's tho way 1 imp-
IVIU-" your cngies uom. , yi
swimmer, Captaiu, bat do ecu
! )u l'11. '-' 'kiug vvuUt '
t.-neil 111 your enuif J looju. , I'm a irooJ
bat Co euctise me, it
agaiu.
Did you ever .1 chiiiitiey-sweep Lav
iu his boots Hacked t
l'id you ever get uu omnibus to stop ca
aeliy wlur you vtished it f
Iid y iu ever know a l.uiy wilh a wasp
liks wi.ist, v.'hnso dipoiiiou also wus iiol
rathtr waspuh 1
Did you ever meet nilh au aldermaa who
vim a veget.'triuu V
Did you ever kuow a baby that was not
considered "the SHiettsl ier boru,," and
"so like" S'lllieUaJy or ol'.vr to lma you
tuii'l discover an atom of resemblance '(
Did you ever meet nu t'lielibhnnui abroad
Hho did tit ki ni to think Unit he lost custs)
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. biui:i,fJf i.tl'l,u1t '',utUiiU?
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twilveiuniilh V
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a lo.nl wall. ii.t iig:ituit
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pit to W. without anyho.ly litituoj you,
when tho In lit il..or did lo I luliB', and
en ry sue itj ludw a ihoiih it weie a !.
signal If
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