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Lazarus, Esq., STJNBTJ.'5r, PENN'A. Collcetions nnd all Professional businoss promptly attended to in Northumberland and adjoining Cuun ties. BOYElTa WfJLVEnTON, ATTORNEYS) AT LAW, SUNHUUY, PENN'A. . S. B. BoTEn and W. J. Wolvbrto-, respectfully announce that they have entered into co-partnership in the practice of their profession in Northumber land nnd adjoining counties. Consultations can be bad in the UcRUAS. April 4, 1838. ly ii. . masses:, AKormijr at. I-w, RVNBUHY, PA. Collections attended to in the oounties of Nor thumberland, Union, Snyder, Moutour, Columbia and Lycoming. references. Hon. John M. Reed, Philadelphia, A. ti. Cattell A Co., " Hon. Wm. A. Porter, " Alorton McMiehael, Esq.. " K. Kotcham A Co., 284 Pearl Street, Hew Ycrk. John W.Ashmead, Attorncv at Law. " Matthews A Cox, Attorneysat Law, Sunbury, March 23, 1862. ?S.M. ROCKEFBLIBP.. JjLOTD T. KonitBACH. ROCKEFELLEIt & R0HBBACH. S! .MIRV, I'E.WA. OFFICE in Haupt's new Building, second floor. Entrance on Market Square, Sunbury, January 4, 188o " Teeth I Teeth I BURGEON DENTIST, Vruierly of ASHLAND, O., announces to the citi. ciiuf Northumberland county, thnt he has located isLN ULKY. for the ptactico of Dentistry, and :soctfully solicits your patronage. Hpeciat atten on piiid to filling nnd dressing tcotli. Teeth ex acted without pain, by using Nnrcotio sprny hith I hove used for three years with perfect sue end no injurious results. OiLco in Hooms formerly oceupied by Dr. J. S. ni;lc, in Pleasant s Building, Market Square anbury, Pa. mar. 7, 6S. eurubUili,, Bimo- P. Wolvbrto. HILL Si WOLVERTOH-, ttoriioj H ami Counselors tit JLsivr. STJISrBTJJR.-2-, 1PJ- VILL attend to the collection of all kinds of claimi, including Back Pay, Bounty and Pen ns. ' npl. 1, 'OB. ATTORNEY AT nth bide of Public Square, one door oast of the Old Bank Building. . SUKBUIIY, PENN'A. lections and all Profonion.il business promptly ended to in the Courts of Northumberland suid oining Counties. lunbury.Sept. 16, 1888. II. Tenor, J. D. Jauus. PTOD7.&aTAMK3, i'TORNEYS AT LA7, SUNBURT, PA. co in tho second story ef Dewart'e building, ai jining tho Democrat office, on tho north 6ido cf Iiirkut Square. V'ill attend promptly to the oi'lectiun cf claims other professional busiuess intrusted to his care, virihutubcrlnnd nnd adjoiuing counties, oveuiber 9, lati7. CH KTREET, betwoen Third and Fourth Streo IIII.A UULPISIA. WEBER A RUJJKLE. Proprietors, ine tO, 1867. iy ADDISON G. HARE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, AMOKIIS', NortiiuinbcrlJEd Coun7, Tu. LL busint.i. ulteudcd to with promptucis liLu diligenoo. lumokin, Aug. 10, 1S67 ly BUKVEY0R AND C0NVEYAIIG2 AND JUSTICE OF THE PEA CE. wnoy, Northumberland County, Psnn'a 'ice in Jackson townthip. Engagements c.n.n be made by letter, directed to the uborc address, lusincss enlruted to hit care, will be prorpiiy ided to. iril 22. 1888. ly .COB O. BEG TZ3 MERCHANT TAILOR, And Dealer in ITH3, CASSIMERES, VESTING, &c. awn tjliM'ct, fouiu r i envrr'n s. v.is laotel, STJNBU RTT, Z? irch 31 1Si',6 A.. Or. "W- HATJPT, nrney and ConnKellor ait I.:ivr, FICE in Haupt's new Building, on second floor . Entrance on Market Square, STJNBUBT, I attend promptly to all professional business Hed to his cure, the collection of claims in umberlsnd and the ad joining eounties. bury, January 4, 1863. C. A. REIMENSNYDEIt, ORNEY AT LAW, 6UNDURY, PA. nsinest entrnsted to bit care attended to itly and with dilipenee. bury, April 27, 1S67. JN0. KAY CLEMENT, ' .nets in this and adjoining eounties carefully omptly amended to. in Market Siroet, Third door west of Smith A Genther's Stove and Tinware Btore, M Mil ItY I'IO'A. oury, March 31, 1868 ly HOLI8ALB AND RETAIL DEALER . in erery rariety cf NTHRAGITE COAL, Jpper Wharf, BUNBUHY, Penn'a. Orders solioited and filled with prouiptnett and sh. mry. May 11, I860. y JOHN P. HAAS, Dealer in all kinds of NTHRAC1TE COAL, MIDDLE WHARF, Sl'NBCKY, PA., cpared to supply all kinds of Anthraoite Ceel a the bbaniokin Coal Region at cheap rates, irders promptly filled. Country custom ro ll? solicited. JViiiN r, HAAS. ,ury, July 18, 1888. h COAL!! COAL!!! oeist Jz Uholrsule At Ketall Dealers) In 11 IT tK Jt Kill! ASH CUAI in arerv variety. Agonui, westward, of the Celebraied Henry oal. Lows WaAir, If aivar, Pa. lory, Jan. II, 184 . , . INTRODUCED INTO AMERICA FROM GERMANf, in-xlu- HQQFLANO'S GERMAN BITTERS, and HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC, P SPARED BY HR. C. M. Pii;iADM,vuM, Pa. Tin greatest knoivn ren:e,lies fir Livor Complaint, DYSPEPSIA, . ITcrrous Mobility, JAUNDICE, Dis8aDs-3 ef tlie-Kidneye, ESUPTI01I3 of tie SKIS, aud all ISlr.eaeea nrUIng from Dis ordered Liver, fjtoi-.-neh, or itjitbitt or run bloot. Iteod Hit !i(ri ? jynritMii, and! if you find lAui l-Mir t.wi ! 'i fctued lii .uy nf them, iriu' way rtrt auu-tii thnt dtin hat crmminfd its attack on tlx mill iMfinriant oryaiit of ynur Atvf;, and tmllts scon ehtcktd hj U'iP ute r:f pouirfitl i-LJiicfiitl, a miscrallt V, torn terirtinniiff in dcilh, will 6e the rwrit, Conetipation, Flatulence, Inward Filos, FulneBsof Blood to the Head, Acidity of tho Stomach, WRusen, Heart Lu rn, Disguet lor Food. jPuloesa or Weipht in tho Btomacli, Bum- lCructnlions, Sink ing or lrlutteviiiK at the Pit of tho Btomnoh, Swiimriiae of lis s Head, iluiried c Diffloult Breathing, Flutterintr nt, the Heart, Choking or (tutloctins; Sensations, when iu a Lying Posture, Dimness of Vision, DotB or Webs before the Hierh, Dull Fain in the Hand, 13n cionoy of Forspirntlon, Yel- lownens of t.'ie Bkia end Dyes, tain in tho Bide, L'auk, Cl.e.it, Liinta, oto., Eiud tinn Flushes of Iler.t, Burning in tho Floah, Coua'ant Imnijininrs of Evil, and Oroat Depreaoiou cf Bpiritn. 111 tite iudicUc. diS'nst f tht lAvtr or Digtltiit Organs, ctvibiiuU iwtA imfvft ittoed. 1 4 entirely vesft able, nnd r on in! no liquor Xi 1m n com jMunil of a lultl iCx tvm ts, 'i'hf Hoo.'m, ilri-l, nnd BnrU from wlitclk lfhc rxlrac.i nr made nro pnllseied tn Ciermatiy. AM Hie niedlciitftl v lrl we are fxtrpdmri from tiiem by a sclMUi.ic clicnvd Tlirte extrncU nic dicu forwnrdert to thi country to be usied xpreeuly fr (he tunaiiiTnct urc of lUesc Jtiltlei w. 'l'ltre In no ftlcc!jo!l3 ftubsf ftnvc of any Ittnd URd in cumiioundliu; the Liittuvn, hcuco It Is ttie only Blilein that raw lit) st 4 In enses where ulcuholie at Im t.lK.niA nr not advlMnblet Sccflf-ttlTs Oci:utu (tonic is a cir.!-ins.tion r.f a'l the irmiieixii M 13ttrtt v.-tih pe iik &unta&-u Rum, Oravpe, tU. ft i'juf.Pr tht u:ne tt'tJtiis ax Cit flitter, tit out tcVur trim pure fi'so'uj'fc s'i'iIit? is requird. 'u wtl 0ctt in Kitin Lhy.t t.'.-c-.e rsm.!ufit rre eutirvly iUfYmeit frmn H-.ty alters cducrliitU ,ltr the cute of the dteat4 ft tmtj, thef. beittfi teiettfitc preparatims of mrdintutl eire-ts, vjhile V'-t o'ht.rk are tnei" decoctions of run in svine . T!,e TONIC is duidedhy an the most p!cz i7Ttf and aareealle rwdies evtr fn-td to the j'.ul '.ic. lit "(e t ejtquUHe. It is a pleasure to tula it uhue its l-.fr-givinr?, exhUir-Uipff, nd iV(ii-cir.a .V'; cauj'il it to be Jmcun us trie grtzUst of all tfnitt. consunpTiGH. miaanc2t nf casef, vTiti t?p Ctint lie iri aflilcfud wt(h this terrible tilonc. Iia' liecu mrrd Uy tixt) oH'i'-ie remedies. Ezlromi "ui;c!u:!o, dcbili.y aiid rou;;!i nr 1 iio iis. x I tit t end nuts upon se vre cncfi cf 2 y.?pi;)la or tit sen tie of tSio K(ftci orjm!e Kvcti In casf.i cf 4: .! I iie Cuit v ii in (( Ion, t lit ae re nice! ic a tvtll lc foii'td of il:e r aleit ke.ie.L.. Ttrt J in nj'.ii'sitM ejur.l to Tie -fiend's Qtrmcn Js.iU.-s or T'mic pi cases r'f Pfbi-itr. Thty impart a t'-i; nfj to l!,e K'htie :y:tnm, strt)fjthm tUe a fiUi. f...i a t njoi'mtnt vf th fcn.i, enable tJi ftiiwt'f i i uT i.v.'j ! it, J3;rij 'the 1'.o:l', give a ffwrt, f---.v, tjCri.v ccm;.iT-'nn, eradicate the yellow titiye -' i S , i"iMi' a llrtom to tht check., owl chutvje the j atunl frcii a short-breathed, emaciutcU, ctakf i r, r-.-fluj i'ucli J, to a fuil-act4lt sicut, and vifur Weak and Delicate Children r i:--.n;! elvatiff Iry nuii:s t -e I i i t its or '.Vor.lse Z".x tnci, t vy v.vet L'amily Dledlol e4. T lie y can be r.dnilnStti ered T?i.a perfect Enfely to u vmUta iiirre vaonti' old. the moatutikate Cr.iulri or a ran ii ui' ninety Ve4M I,c:cdiiS an t: I tit I5IooU BpxirlHera ever ir.HMt-rt, aud mH cure ali &fzi remitmff f, vm Keepjpur llcnd pure: ltn 'cur T.ivsr in rdn-t J-fp v ;' 'lijesiici r ;v:i''! in n itnivd, heaUhy afitit-t.-.n, ly t':'. i rr ' thta rcntJ.':i,t .rJ uo disease wifl ever assail ycu. Cr rri LniTlca w!io 'wis!) a fair eUtrl o:l froo.l complexion, frte from n j'elin-.-.-Ir.I) t lir;e nntl all ottit:r (llHllgiti'riiivnt, .toitliC us. !se rcineaitm oernslon nlly. Tli IjI ver in pvi-fcct oi-rtr, nn.t t 'rn kloct im, ill renit lit spark eye4 and blooming; catkn c .t. x; rj . Krsftwt?: driven .'Meui'eJ art im.'i',7e:l. TTi- tfevanr .'::z.-. :-'ie uynatjrc rf ('. trf. tJitt-Uxun 01 t'lC ' f Vf fillttiar lil jpp.T r rjt'.'l 0n"ti, ami the in:-. '. i nrli. it ti'C".n iJ( rc.i b'AlU. All ot.'.evi ore c.'Hi.'i;'!.'. Thnttsancle of Irttcre bsvc bfen re cr I ved, testify lug tuliie virtue of tlie.c l emcUlciU HEAD THE KSCOriHIESDAIIOBS, ritosi iion-. co. w. woodward, Jtlitk-e of tlie Supremo Court of l'ennaylTaut.i. l'liiUDELrniA, Marcb 10th, 1S8T. Jfir.d "ITooflxfut's German BUtert" is not nn intojfc iVaii.ip bci-mi: , UiU is a good tonic, usetil in disor lUrs o the iiisliipe oi-gani, ami of grtttt bttu'Xtl in cu:,s if u':tui.y c.id icrftt of nervom action in tin ly&ttin. i'ottrs fViij, . tvio. ii'. wooDWAnn. IIXVA HON'. JAMHS THOMPSON, Jatle of tlie Snjueme Cinirt of P.nn.ylvtuta. PniLtTjEtrnu, Apr.iL asih, 18M. I roiiRlilrr " Ilonfland1. German Bit l4.rM" a rattmtiln tnrdicin In case of at liiclii of I mildest lin or i)Tbeiin. 1 run vt-rlJfy tl,l from my experience of it. Yonre, ivlf It resprrt, JAMU T11U.UFSON. Frcm T.V.V. JOSEPH II. KESNARD, D.D., Tutor of Hie Tenth DnptUt Chnrch, Pliiladrlphia. Pr..1acsok Dt Bia :!liat been (rtoumllv re- qiteUul to totuurl my name with recommtmlatiims of dirf'trent kiuilaif m.diWn.t, but regarding tlie jn-actic, as out of my npproprialt tphtre I have in all cittet d ciined ; but wiLi, a clenr proqf in various instances, and parlii-uhirht imny own amity, of tlie us'iituctsuf Urt llnnllaiuVs German Hitters, I depart for e,noe from mi usual cnitrse, to express my full conviction that fur leemiral debility of tlio .yftUun. nuil enii.rially f.i l.iver t'oinpluiiit, it i. a Fafo ami valuuM. iH.pkr.tion. In ' some cases it may fait ; but usually, 1 doubt not, it will be very beneficial' to dnse who infer from Hit utwvi causes. i'ours, eery respectfully, J. II. KKXKAJW, Eif ah, beloui (Ma SI. Fries of the Bitten, tl.00 per bottle 1 Or, a half dozen for $5.00. Frice of tbe Tonio, $1.50 per bottle Or, a half dozen for 7 60. Tho Tonic Is put up In "piart bottles. liecclltd OtaJ it Dr. Vonand i German Remedies Dial art to universally used and to highly rteommend td; and do uU alloui tin Diuyaut to injure you to take any Hiing tltt thai lit may toy it just at good,bf cause he u,al;et a larper profit on it. lat i-iJl mill be sent by express to any locality upon jjji:.fii rniNCIPAI. OFFICK, AT THE GERMAN MEDICINE .TORE, JVb. DS1 ARCM tTMEXT, rUladtlphut, CHAB. M. BVANB, Froprletor, Formerly 0. II. JACKSON & CO. Thee Itemeallaa are for aale toy DruftKlele, kiuikeeie'S, and Aledl ) net feo rur to sm IM g-0mt POETICAL. THE SHADY BIDE. The hill of Life we're travelling, John, lias been a long one tu us two ; Tut ell tbe world aro travelling on Tho si-lf-samo hill with me and you. Somo are up; some are foi lowing ; Otbors oiiiubing, just havo tried ; Eul wo have passed the top, Juhn, And are creeping doirn tho othor side. As wo came up, wo fnw the Sun, John, Gilding tho hillside fair; Beauty smiled o'er all ; and Fame, John, , bpnrklcd o'er Life, and banished Cere. Pa?t the Summit, now the Lay Sends shadows only for onr guide ; The Sun shines cold and far nway, As we hobblo down the other side. Give mo your honest hnnd, John ; There, a grasp so stronr nnd true Will he as nn nircotionnto bund. John, To bind in love the hearts of two. Thus patiently joining alonu, The days of our life swiftly glide, Whilo wo look in hope to the time When we'ro safo down the shady side. We're journeying. Peon 'neath the sod, John, We both shall quiotly rest. Eow lowly ; pass under the rod, Pon ; In tho futuro we shall bo blest. Hands grow weak, but hearts are strong ; Nearer we approuoh the Tide; A firm grasp of the har.d. not long, John, And wo'ro safe down tlio shady aide. MISCELLANEOUS. From tho Toledo Uludc. A M E3 V . Th3 Presidential Election The Kews Heaciius Klntlcky The X Koaps in i Port Okfis, Confediiit X Roads (Wicli h in the State uv Kentucky, Nov. o, Bad news travels last. We bev lieerd from cuufl'if the States '.o know that the butcher (Jniut lie wieh wuiibt afore stood in the way of the Confederacy boz Ijeen elected President, end that Seymnre and Blare, our glorious standard beareris, hcv been defeated ignoniiuioutilv. This enc's it 1 "I bis titilalios it I There is no longer hope lor Dimorrisy. Our 3tur is ot in gloom. .Sever shel I forgit tho ghastly appe.nur.oa of L'eckin Pogratu's face, cz the fatal rooye was told Jiiiu. A single tear rolled fiotn his left eye, down bis furrowed cheek it glittered for a brief moment on the tip uv his brillyant nose, aud plunged oil' into Epaco 1 How like out hopes I Never a wcrd Red be, but sadly beckoned mo to follcr. Sadly he walked to tho square, mournfully ! he pulled down tho Confederit flag which iiez waved , iroia mo pj,io in ironc oi i;a3 coui's, tenderly ho folded it, er.:t placed, it under the barl uv whisky in the bar. "Thnr let it rest," gasped he in a husky tone, "it rvil! never l;i8 tho breezes no more.'' Aud overcome with cmosliun, the good old man b'.iritcd into a flood uv teers, w ich saved hU . Y.i'a. The drain uv moisture from bU system ; made it necessary for him to take suthin to j !:1 its -place, and that suthin wtiz trenj;t!i. i tr.ia. Vo save bini I took suthin btreogth ! er.in too. j. And ilen Butler is elected. That excellent I conservative Kichiml II. Dana, who has for !. gotten thnt ruil'.cd shirts went or.t of date 0 yeer3 ago, and who etill read, the 2,'jsiutel I hiUlliijiiiKir sposiu it to bo a Whig paper, U I defeated, and Butler, who wunst hung a I Demokrat in Noo Orlncr.s, and who wood do ; that same every moriiin to give him un ap ! petite, is fastened onto this beta wunst hup ' py but now distracted country lor two yeers ; mare. j Griiihaa Ilevinssend the yal'er fever to llis Corners now, tnd liuibh us up to-wunst. I won't say a word ez to tho cause uv this ; terrible defeat. oeyniore would make "peechea, wieh hezaliur.bin lallo to Piesi (ienshul tspirnnts, and Blare would write ' ttTiible letler.i, w ieh is juet . bad. Besides, Blare fairly represent, us, which ilruv oil' ail j the decent people, and Se) more rather prides I hisfelf on bein a gentleman, wieh chilled the ' : ardor of or own party. The iiouiinasliens were unforchnit, but don't leproach 'cm. It's I Into. i i I sigh, Deekin Pogrnm sichs, and the rest of our cirkle wood sigh, only they haven't returned from Injeany, w here they bev goue j to vote in the interest of tho Coastitoohlieu, j and to aid ia the maintainance nv the laws, i Sigh ! I hev reason to sigh. For Pollock '( will git tho Post Ollis after all. Tho bis hand, aro contaminated by bein taken into ; the bauds uv niggers his hand wieh ban 1 dies kaliker and draws molasses, and iscon j seipiently degraded by eaniin hie own livir. j his hauiU will pus out to Deekin Pogram i the paper wieh tho Corners takes I " The i Deekin,- es bo thought uv this, burst into i ttets agin. "I shel btop that paper," sez be, i "aud tho Comers ehel go buck into the daik- dis uv igucrance. . I shel never agin go lor a letter uor will I ever bev one written for me to anybody. When a Ablishn face is at the general delivery, 1 shel stop paternizin the Post OlHs I" Will tho new Administration deprive a whole community uv a puper merely to give one uv its supporter a poUhuu ? We ahel But, I eood endoor the loss of my posisben for prinsiple I kin look maiterdom square ly in the face but I see other and more terrible remits followiu this catastrophe. vv at uv tuo . niggers ? Wat uv us ! We shel bev at our poles, all uv the black cusses who live between here and Oarrettstown, a votin tz rcglcr ez though they wuz white men. We shel bev em detilin tli sacn-d ballot-box ez tho they wuz not uv a cussid raco. I see dark lines afore our poor State. They will heieafter hold the land wieh they iict uougui, anu iney win increase nnd mul tiply. Pollock will buy their prodoose and wcj mo urn una get money. This money niujr win icnu 10 us tor we must hev it to sustain life und they will take mortgages onto our land. (When I i i V...V.. Deekin Pogram and sich 1 V L. work ourselves, and will not her, under tho Hiuciu.artaDgeucnt,irie means uv compellin the labor necessary to our support, we kin never pay; and the result will be, this beau- uiui ianu ut ourn. wicll wa so dear w Will pass out UV the hands UT tba atrnnJ snd better race iuto th control ut a weaker ami itss poweriul people. The Deekin was reuiarkin suthin to this effect when Joe Bigler remsrkt In reply that the Deekiti lied better throw himself outo tho sympathy of bis sons. 'Why, they cau'J, work any more than kin," sed the Deekin. 'I don't mean yoor poor whito sons 1" sed this terrible Bigler. "2 htty ain't ut do ak kount. But ia the nigger settlement at tiarrettstown, you bev more than twenty who wood" The poor Deekin rushed out ut tbe room, while Bigler laft bis meat feendisu lad". The people will b deprived ut their In nocent amoosemenU. This Grant will send on anMd birtllai, aletksd 1b ojus bjoo, with luuekcts and nic!i, who will picvent our sliootin niggers, nrul who will lcrtctit. tin tlmr fiirms ftiid )n tlior shops tho ojns North erners v, ho Lev -svliluil in otir timlaU V,'0 hliel sea IIk1 giflli'i'ioiis Southcru system dcclii.a Ktidily tinil shooily. 'f lie whippin posts will rot, nntl the 8to will (Iccbj- the yelp uv d.irj;a will no mnro he beerd, nnd the 'clifcrfitl cr.ick uv the pistol and tho slireek uv ths tuun what lins bis gruel, will no more hi! ht'crti in all the hind. Has com, niter li lie, tho few furina b'.ill uinnmrt Utiyed in the viditiity, will close nnd p tu Looisville. aud embark into a wholesulu prosery trntla and jine the chinch, and ji'.iye lilicrnlly to Suiidy Bkouls; his yrosery will fall into flecny and the &ice will Unuij by one binge. V.'e shel sa churches nntl sknol l:ousi', fn'jtrys nnd vilUgea everywhere. Tho pogram plute f.v 2,000 alters will he divided up into twenty t'arnifl, nnd on thoiii fnrnis will be (be Ltisflin Koo Yorker, tlie cool, culculatiu Yankee, tho ptiddy, hard w oi kin Ueruian who will display his tirov elin imcher by workiti himself. inMid oi' ibrcin niggprs to do it for him. We shel be run over with Hkooliiianiia, dehijjcd with acadciiiies, plastered over with iioosepupers, stunned with niathiiiery, dtove crazy by the w hirr, crai.li and i ladh uv mowin inuebines and reapers. And them will be cbeepe made at the (,'nnirr.a. l'cnnibacket'B distillery will be turned iijto a cheese Tnetory, anil weak whey will run, wher now the genrous hiijh wines flash along tho troughs. Thcr will be no roctifyin at the Corners the bog pens will he abolished, and in thcr sted will be sknol hous And methinUs 1 see iu my mind's eye, Ilousho, the eperit, tho ghott uv tho departed Pogram (for ho wont survive it loiia). a hoverin over tho scene, ez Ham- ! lick's lather did. Tba blessed shado will look in vain for bis house on tho spot wher ; it stooii will lie un academy, lie will turn to IJascom's, but tber ho w ill find a deestrict skule. "To lVnn'iliacker's !'' he will gnsp in n sperit whisper, and with a speritooal smack uv his spiritoo.d !ip ho will hover , over jt, but tlio smell uv cheese in the place uv the strengthen odors in wieh bo delites, will send n spiritooul shudder thro him. A goat uv a tear will run down his cpiritnoul nose, linger for a minnit nt the tip like a t'evv drop on the rose, and full 1 '1 hen will the dissatisfied gost demand to be taken back to purgatory, a place less tryin to bis nerves. Dcel.iu Pogram hez only brightoned up wur.st. A thot flashed over his mind w ieh gave him comfort for a miitnit. "Isn't tber a Booth for Grant ez tber wuz for Linkin V askt he. "Ah !'' sd I in alarm, "wood you kill Grant to bev Col fas in bis plucu I We mite kill Colfax, say you. Alars I epoeu they'd elect Sumner ez Pret-ident uv the Senil. Kill Sumner ? Good Lord, uo 1 They'll tin i! elect Butler Speeker nv tbe houc, nnd he c;.n't be killed. No I Xo.! We lied better liear the ills wa bev than to fly to them we know not uy. Its gone. All is up with mo aud i..j. I shel stay in Kentucky for tbe present, tho wat m:iy become uv me the Lord only knows. I'KTKOI.liUM V. Nasby, P. M., (Wieh is Postmaster.) 1 be ,'lH,-isisi tToolh. Mr. Jiuiips E. Murdoch gave his Recol lect iona r.f Lincoln" at thu Masonic Hall, in Cincinnati, leecntly, and in tho course of bis remarks spoke ft' Wilkes Booth as follows: No just, dispassionate man could claim thnt Booth was acting from a mistaken pa triotism when be committed tho hideous deed. It w is a groveling personal ambition that prompted the assassin in his. dait ali'e work. Excited by leve of notoriety nnd ip plause. Booth flung himself into the f.rms of a few murderous conspirators, and with tlietn hatched tlie plot for assassinating iho Presi dent. ?fr. Murdoch remembered that on one occasion, when Booth was: cast lot the char- ! ncler of I.'.', -rh.1 ac 3l.ioi',in Schiller's tragedy j 01 "The Robbers," be wanted tbe stage earpcuter so to arrange the scenes that nt a i eirtiti ; ti: jc in tho progre'n of .the Hay he j would h'irl himself down a precipice from a gieit height. They expostulated with him I iig.ihist tbe fiirangement. but be insisted on I having b;s plan carried out, saying that no I matter whetlier l e was killed or not by the f ill, the jump would bo sensational, and would "bring down the house." So.il was with the lait despeiate ami terrible act of bis life. A band cf rebels, know ing that he was I ambitious to do something tragic for the i , cause that was fast losing its strength, en couraged liitn iu bis idle plans ami gave him j an ostensible leadership of their party only j to fire bis excited brain with their hellish (plot, for tho murder of Mr. Lincoln. Tbe mantle oi -Junius irutua Booth tue elder itnl not fall upon the shoulders of John Wilkes, and the cousciousuws of that fact rankled in Booth's heart, though it did not rullle his handsome brow. The tool in the hands of bis designing companions, he was made to believe that the fame he coveted was to be gained only by performing tbe last bloody act of that iong aud disastrous tragedy. Tbe imi enitent ones South wanted a man to strike the final blow, anil they would lift him on their shoulders and give him tbe first place iu the new nation they thought to tear w:iea nuarchy and bloodshed nan iiestioyeti tho old. A weak and tuisernbe ambition led Boolh to tho ten ible crime ofmurdei ing iu cold blood the nation's best benefactor, and, in thing that fatal shot, ho brought upon himself all thu abhorrence that tho American people cau feel, lie perished, as he deserved to perish, like a dog, and bis name will ever henceforth be detested by all nitu. Tue Cr.ors.-The November report of the Department of Agriculture stales that the increase of the wheat barveat i9 scarcely more than three per cent, over last year. This result has been occasioned by the di- J minulion iu tho obi States of tho yield per sere, which neutralizes the increase of the area of productiou. The oat harvest is light, except in the Western Siates, in Nebraska tlie increase being 21 per cent, over last year. Tlie corn crop is reported as having bceu injured by the wet weather, and later by tbe frost The total product will be less than is Deeded for tbe country, but will be larger la quantity than It was in 1867, which was a very unfavorable season. Buck wheat is generally deficient iu its return. Potatoes are reported as yielding a lull aver age crop, with a deficieuey of 10 per cent, in New York and Pennsylvania, and 20 pet cent. In Illinois. Tbe cotton crop, it is stated, will oe leas than last year by 15 to 20 per cent., owing to the depredations of the army worm, ana to tne heavy rains in the southwest. Ticknor & Fields are said to bare made 1100,000 by their lease of Cbarlt Dickens, to wDom may gaia ai.wv aigni. t'iicTcr Women. With most people cleverLCM is r.pplietl to women as a teim of veiled reproach, and not without show of reason, becuus'j it is a testimony to intellect ut tlio expense of soitething ditlinctly femiuine. The ideal woman docs not reason her processes of thought are intuitive to far that she can give no nccount how she arrives at them ; il hhe attempts to do so, her professed ica sons f.re pulpuljle after tboliuhin, proving thill btftttt is nt lra,t no ohliusive l ieiiilv. bhe is wiser not to protend to it. Wc lio'w to conclusion forui.td on no conscious data, nnd with nothini' liiin ,,omi.f t i..,,.!. them, because, in i,ci s piovince, I bough she cannot, reason. bl;u i3 very apt t l.o riobt. Clever .women, on tlie tontrnrv, I throw intuition over and aim at u"ir They possesshe nnulytiual facalty, ami cn- courage it in themselves. They search into j the why and the wherefore, t'bty pursue a j subject in nil its healings, they 'truce it to j ils cause, they study themselves, nntl they j study character in others not lor a present 1 purpose, not by tho intuitive method, Ijiit I as an habitual intellectual occupation. As ' reasoning beings they dispense with instinct, I which revenges itseif in return by ceasing 1 to serve their personal needs, leaving th'm ! to work out the rletnils of conduct by the j light of their boasted reason ; a revenge in- I deed. Wo all perceive, who have tiny ex- j penence of self consciousness, what a poor i,v.ini,n n.not l.r. .1 r,rr,ut,mt nT,rt,i! tn tlln will or the judgment in tbe minor action of j life, for the promptings of habit and iutui- tion in natures finely tttr.ed, where tba mind j tloes not speculate but acts, comprehend- ing just as much of the persons ami things j encountered as ii necessary for sticccs.i, nnd no more. Knowing too much nnd thinking : too much are alike fatal to charm. '; '3'Ji B.ofc'. j Some enthusiastic Frenchman once do- j dared tbe human leg to he the most philo- j sophical of nil studies. "Show rne the letr," , says Oar.ticr, "and I will judge the mind," I aud it does seem quite as natural that the leg should indicRle tlie disposition as the ; shades of tho hair should indicate the tsm- j pcrament. What sloth, for instance, dops the ohese 1 limb betray f What a shrew it the pusscsror i of a limb like a walking-stick ? But what a 1 gentle woman is she of the arched instep, the ' round ankle nnd the graceful pedestal, swell- j ing to perfection ami modulating to light- ! ness ! What dogged obstinacy the rutupy '-. leg with tliu knotted calf exhibits I What ' an irresolute soul does the lanky Jiir.b betray! , How well the btrong ankle intimate tiie j Htm pi'rnc.se; how the flat ankle reveals tho '. vacant mind 1 j loung Lien naout in marry ooserve. The dark girl with a largo log will beemne fut at thirty, and iie abed until mid-day. Tho brunette with slender, very sltnder limbs, will worry yoursoul out with jealousy. The olive skinned maid, with a pretty, round limb, will make you happy. The blonde with bilge limbs, will degenerate at thirty live into tho possession of a pair of onkLa double the natural size, and afilictcd with iheuui-itisiu. The f.iir haired damsel with thin limbs will get up at half past live iu the morning to scold the servants, anil. will spend her nights talking scandal over tea. The little rosy girl, with a sturdy, muscular well turned leg, will ba just the girl you want. If you can lind n red haired girl with a large limb, pop the question at once. The short, lady should always possess a slender limb ; tho tall lady should possess a large and ample one. No doubt these hints are reliable, and the prevailing fashions make them quite practi cal and available. Death of Jamks Rothschild. The ca ble announces tho death of Baron James Rothschild at Paris. Ho was the last sur vivor of the five sons of Mayer Anselm Rothschild, tin' foiindi-r of t lie famous Roths child family. .The latter was born in Frank-fort-on-the-Maiu in 1741), and educated for a Rabbi, but commenced business as a small trader, and, after holding a situation for somo time iu a Hanoverian banking-house, ho returned to Frankfort, and established himself as a banker in that city. Thu rich Landgrave of Hesse. William IX, mailt; him his Imrl.er, niid in 17LI2, when the French General Cosiine imposed upon tho Frankfort Senate a heavy ransom as the alternative of sacking the city, be was tbst employed as n negotiator id government loans. This event may probably be regarded as the origin of tho immense wealth lor which the family bus since become so famous. He had ten children, live of them sous, all of whom sur vived him. Wo mention them in the order of their ages. Ansebn, w in) was born June 12, 1 77 and died December 0, 18i"io, was his father's, partner aud successor ut Frank fort. Si.loinou, who was born in 1 7 74, and died in 1405, was at first the traveling part ner of tho firm, but eventually settled in Vienna. Nathan Mayer was born in 1777, aud died in 1630. He settled in London in 1 "93, nnd beeaino tho most prominent finan cier of the family. Charles, who was born in 17ijcl, and died in 185:), took up his resi dence at Naples in 1821. James, tho last of the live, was bom on May 3, 171)2, was as sociated for a time with his brother Solomon in Vicuna, but finally settled in Paris, where ho died. These five brothers during their lives con stituted a firm in which ail had an equal interest, but conducted their business in Uvo brunches, each of the brothers taking charge of olio hraucb. As is generally known, the house has beer) for years past tho principal taker of thu loans of the Eu ropean governments, and so potential has it been financially that in some instances it has been able to compel the maintenance of peace by declining to turnisli tlio unews oi war. 1 he urni now consists of members nt the third and fourth generations ol the family, James, who has just died, being tbe Inst member ot the second. 1 lie leading active partucr is Baron Nathan Lionel Roths child, of Loudon, a son of Nathun Mayer, the third son of the founder or tbd lanuly. The members oi tbe family have generally intermarried, so thut their immense wealth will bo likely to remain concentrated in a few bands for many years. They have now bunking houses in most of tbe large cities of the world. ,Vahimjtue Chronicle:. Tub Mor irons look upon the recent Cali fornia earthquake as an accomplishment of some of (be prophesies of their chief pro phet recf.rdincr the nunishment that should be iutlicted upon different portions of thisfj country lor tne rejection or the mormon re ligion. They ainioiiure that all the great cities of tbe Uuion will speedily be destroy ed if they do not suffer themselves to be convmtedto the faiib. revealed by Joseph SiuUb. w . . It-ESiVeTBUki. Califon.ia lias 7,C00 Free Masons. A Troy heiress has eloped w ith a bniber. Tho Pirpal nnvy consists of thirteen vessels. Half a million Arn!3 died during the famine. High tortoise shell combs are worn at the Tuilleiies. Apache Indians live in a condition of slavery in Arizona. Glen. Gates was the first cadet that ever mined West Point. Si!() ir.cn. ! "n of the Smith family itside in Spiingllcld, Ohio. Patti was worth 5100,000 when she mar ried her Marquis. Ti-niiessec has had a man one hundred and fifty-four years old. Parisian horse caters consume about 2,"r0 horses per annum. Paris says Louis Napoleon bus a grown up eon in New York. There are said to be many moro hnQaloes than horses in China. The 170 royal carringes of tho Queen of l opaiu nave, since ner liepartuie, beta Used i as public cabs. 30,000 factory girls are employed in Law j rcnr.o, Mass. i Half the people of Belgium have no cduca i tion whatever. Gen. Cold pave one cf his lawyers $6C0O as a retaining fee. Two Ohio ruilians murdered a traveller f.ir hi? nio iev, anil obtained eighteen cents. English straw-braiders are distressed nt the disappearance of bonnets from female beads. L'nbranded cattle over a year old aro com mon property iu Texas. A wooden wedding Tbe marriage of a blockhead. A grave error Burying a man nlive. Five thousand nine hundred and one artificial liinbf have been furnished to sol uiers by our Government. PI Cons nfeoffee is a good deal to drink I at nr. time, but a Frenchman recently did it i and won bis bel at the same lime. i i A correspondent est'mafes thnt 80.000 , busts of Queen Isabella, of Spain, have been j smashed sinco her departure from Spain. ! Louisville could not sre the meteors on : Thursday and Friday night. We always i thought tint a very black cloud covered ; Kentucky. The first greenback issued by the United States is in the possession of a Cincinnati j saloon keeper. It is No. 1, series A, and is ' signed in Chase's hnndwiiting. The owner ! has refused 50 for it. j The planters of Mississippi bavin" dis ! covered that their soil is admirably adapted i to the cultivation of win nt, w ill fir.-, their attention to its more extensive cult vnti-.u i in filtnie. ! : Brighnm Young is issuing currency in Utah, generally rerembling the nmio'Vil ! greenback. There is said to bo a gootl ileal j of it in circulation and the Mormon Presi- , j dent finds his banking operations very pro- . ntnoip. A man roosted in the top of n maple tree in New Haven four hours on Saturday, in j compliance with the terms of an election ' wager. The winner sat on a curbstone to i see that lie performed th- t"sk. Tho two I fools looked at each other. ! The ladies of the First Frcsby terian Church . in f'edur Rapids. Iowa, nre to give a genuine, old fashioned, New Englaud dinner to mem bers of all denominations on Thanksgiving j day. ! Tho Florida fruit crops have been 'ncreas- j ing so fast that if they keep on in a like ratio j for a little while longcr,.t!io United States) will be under no further necessity of import- ! ing oranges and lemons from Cuba.. j Four hunters of Lykens, Dauphin county, j recently returned from a hunting excursion I in that county, with four deer and a bear i weighing o."0 pounds. Tbe bear before it i was killed, hud committed jrmny depieda- 1 tion3 in Sugar Valley among the sine. I Thf. following naivo lover's promise wns j offered as an irresistible temptation to the j filially given ia-imornt t : "1 like you," said ' tho girl to her suitor ; "but I can't leave j home. I am a widow's only darling ; no hti-baud cm equal my parents in kindness," . "She is kind," pleaded tho wooer; "b;:t. bo j my wife, we will live together, aci SLe if I j don't beat your mother l' . j T:t;j following advertisement appeared in j a Texas paper : "If the person who took (jt is concluded by nl.stake) tho whito water- proof coat belonging to Captain Johnson, j will apply to tho barricks, he can have the peg it used to hang upon, as it is of no fur- j tber use to the owner." j A regimental coffin-maker was risked whom he was making a collin for. and men tioned the intended. "Why, he is not dead, man ?" said tho querist. "Don't you trouble yourself." replied the other; "Dr. C.'oe told us to make his coffin, and I guess he knows what ho gave him, A wife wanted her husband to sympathize with her in a feminine quarrel, but be re fused, saying, "l'vo lived long enough to learn that one woman's just as good as an other, if not better." "And 1." retorted the exasperated wile, "have lived long enough to learn that one man is just as bad as an other, if not worse ?" Gcu. Howard tells a story of a planter, who assembled all his hands in the spring, and told them thut thev must vote for the Demn- crats or ho would not employ them. The darkies waited until the cotton was whiten ing.'tind then called on him and told him ho must give his word to vote the Radical ticket, or they would leave in a body. And he did. Imagine bis wrath, however, at being pre sented the alternative of losing bis whole crop or becoming a "scalaw ag." Ynrsa Ladies. An exchange gives somo exeellaut advice to young ladies, who should accord it a practical acceptation, especially those just entering the social circle. Man is by no means nil that he seeuiH.ind tlie thoughtless unwittingly cause unhappiuess : "Youna ladies, you need not flatter your selves that you are sueh good huu.au natu.e that you csu guish between a genuine young gen kiuin and the mere young 'man.' our means ot fu dn- are entirely inadequate, and the So. from which you draw your conclusions . ...,-...n i.U.'. Besides, many young iien of the most honorable intentions nre thnuehtless. Those do mom harm, perhaps, thau those who sre uihIiiii.h... Ilia only safety for vou, girls, is to m. v within the strictest rules of social propn-xy, bo far as conversation with fctmiWunu ia cuoceincU. Always keep tn ee to leeward 1 TitrNkw Tustamk v tjr .lArAKf.su. Tbe New Testament n nit, y iv iu rouise of publication in Japan, translated and edited by tbe Amei ican missionniii --. It hems the iinpiint of the Baplid Free Society, mid the tille page end sundry Mit-nta have been re ceived at that oilice. The English and Jap anese are printed in pr.rnlltl columns and Roman type, f.h excellent arrangement, which vill facilitate the mastery of both Ian gniigff, cabling tlie natives to learn Eng i!ib, snd foreigners Japanese. There is no sound in the .lupsneso tongue which reprc tents either the letter I or th. The former is expressed by its substitute r, and the latter by c Tho mission asks for five hundrec'. dollars, to buy n new font of typo. Smokfhs will grieve over the news from Cuba. The tobacco crop for 1HH8, it is re poited, will bo twenty-live per cenl, Ipso I linn that of last year, w hile tho price will bo higher in the same proportion. The quan tity of tobacco shipped from Havana since the first of January, 18u3, is about 4.000,000 pounds, of which about 2,700,000 were brought to the United Slates. Poi'ti.A'iiosr w Penxsyi.vasia. Thb population of Pennsylvania has recently been made by a compariaon of tho election rtturns of 1800 nnd 1807. In 1900 the vote imlled for electors for President, was47C,GJ3 to a population of 3,000,115. as obtained, from the census returns. In 1808 the vote for President was f6'2, which would give a present population. of 8.0113,001 souls. A southern paper advertises as follows ; "Wanted, at this other, an able-bodied, bard featured, bad tempered, not to be put off anil not to be backed dr.vn, freckled-face young man to collect for this pnper; must furnish bis o n horse, saddle-bags, pistols,' whisky, bow ie knife and cowhide. We will furnish the accounts. To such we promise constant and laborious employment." "Do let me have your photograph." said a dashing belle to n gentleman who hud betti annoying her with bis attentions. The gen tleman wns delighted, and in a short time the lady received the picture. She gave it to the servant with the question, "would you know the origiiod if he should call V Tbe servant reolied in the afilrrr.alivo. "Well, whenever be comes tell bim I am engaged." From the (ierniantonti Telegmjli.! BiK'I &c. Onr liccelpt for turing- lUeate To one gallon of water, Take li lbs., of salt. lb. of sc.gr.r, i oz. of rtitputre, $ or., of potash. In this i nt io the pickio to be increased to any quantity ib-tarcd. Let these be boiled together, until all the iliit from the Bugsr rises to the top and is skimmed off. Then throw it into a tub to t: t, and when cold, pour :t over your beef or pork, to remain the Uaual lime, sny four or five weeks. Tho in-T'it most bo well covered wiih pickle, and ibould not be put dow n fort least two days alter killing w hich time il should beslight!y .- prinkle'd '.villi powdered saltpetre, which removes all the surface blood, itc. leaving 'be meat fresh and clean. Some omit boil ing the pickle, nnd find it to answer well j though tho operation of boiling purities the pickle by throwing off the dirt mwoys to be found in salt and sugar. If this receipt is 'properly tried.it will never be abandoned. Tluro is none that sur passes it, if so good. 1'liii ken-lerruiiin. This tetm may sound strange to some cars, but I assure you it is the best mime I can give to the way 1 fr-quently dress chick ens for the tnolc. I saw the receipt in tbis department of the TeieCiPHfh some three or four years ago, and nt onre reduced it tn practice, often thinking iu the meantime to send a word of thanks for it, for the reason that in no woy can a chicken come upon tlio table prepared at ail equal to it. The receipt, which may be forgotten by many, is tbis : Parboil a chicken ; cut it up into rather small pieces, say tho size you would the meat of a large terrapin ; reject the largo bones ; return to tlie pm nnd stew slowly, with very little water ; season ; udd butter as may bo desired ; when d me aud removed' . from tbe Ore add s'lliicieiit cream ; send to table in a covered dish, just alter adding about two glasses of Madeira wiue. I w ish no better dish. The legs and wings are us good as terrapin. Thine, truly, M. 'l'o Saecp i-alC! SEi-iyliJ. When a grate is purchased aud you nsk how to keep thq polished purtc as bright as they theu uio, you will almost always get an evasive unswer, for what reason I uevcr could understand. I would supposo that the verniers of grates would be pleased to know that the grates they dispose ot would always took, as clean aud blight after they have left their possession. 1 have, however, discovered a modo for keeping tho polished parts of grates perfec tly blight, without using an unduo quautiiy of "elbow grease" cither. It is -imply to take a piece of flannel, moisten it "ith cord oil, next dip in powdered emery, and then rub ! wlpm lo and behold I brightness will suddenly appear, and the matronly beart will be gladdened. Mino was. Becky. 0.vttralutlie iu Uatter. Make a batter with tho yolk of one egg, or more, according to tho quantities of oys ters you intend to prepare, a little nutmeg, somo beaten mace, tt little flour and a little salt ; dip in the cystc: and fry them in lard' to a nice light brown. If prelVrr.'d, a little parsley may be shred very fine, and mixed with the batter. The batter may also be' ma, In thicker, and formed into the slmpa of a patty, or put into a small tin mould, the oysters being dropped in snd coveted over, and tbe whole baked ns a pudding would be. RiiMKDV roil Cuolp. Moisten a flannel ra.r with coal oil and apply to the throat and chest. The patient will speedily find relief. The above recipo was given us by a gentleman who bad used it in bis family within a few days with entire success. To PiiBtFY a Sick Room. Two ounces of chloride of lima, put into a saucer, to which add a small quantity of water. To CrRE Corns. Cut a cranberry In half, and apply the cut side to the corn ; bind it on all night ; snid to be a certain cure. To CciiE Earache. TVet arm1! piece of ; cotton w lib iw-eet oil or paregoric, aud spp;y !u the ear. BiULLiAvi Wo its AVasw. Slake one fieck fresu 1 i in- with boiling water, aud one- u!f peck sal., one aud a half pounds rice, fluur boi'.eU to a thin pustu, quarter po".ue! Spanish whiting, half pound glue, two ;,udr a hub' gallops water ; let it etuud three days,, aad apply warm.