rtims oftuu "A.hlkica.x. TERMS TWO COLLARS per annira. $1 10 if otpaid within the year. No paper 4Uoontlnu'4 ntll all urwipi are paid. These terms win be strlofly'aulierea to hereafter. If rubforlbsrt neglect or refuse to take tbetraews. papers from tho oflioe to which they art direoted, they are responsible until they have settled tht bills and ordered them discontinued. Postmasters wilppleaie ket M our Agents;, and frank letters cototalnns; subscription money. They are pormittod to do thia andertho Post Ofiiee Law. JOB PBISTIHO. Wo have oonneetod with onr establishment a wall selected JOB OFFICE, which will enable at to exocute, in the neatest style, every variety of l'rinting Ti:u.nfe or Autruiisnu. The following are the retea for advertising. In the AwtmcAK Those having advertising to da will find it convenient for reforence : 1 8 t. lm. Ztn. I Bm I 1 y. ' Square,' i oolutnn. 1 tl.CfrtOoflJoj ' -eg M.MlfAOO.Slu.O 2,001 3,00 .0 2,001 S,00 4,1 ,00 T.00 12.00 8,001 u no 20,00 P0 14.00 35,00 .OJ 25.0l) 35.0ul 60.00 Ten lino of toll shed type (tniulooj make one Square. , . i Aadilora', Administrators' and Bxecatora' Notlocs X.'l 00. . Obituaries (except the unal announceniont which ifroa.) to be paid for at advertising rates Loral Nctiees, riocioty Resolutions, it , 10 cents per line. AilvcrtiKPinenta for Religious, Charitable an J Edu cational objects, onf-hnlf the above ratoe. WBLIS'HED EVtfRY SATURDAY MORNING, BY H. B. MASSER & CO., SUNBURY, NORTHUMBERLAND COUNTY, PENN'X. NEW SERIES, VOL. 4, NO. 34. Saturday Morning, June 20, isgs. OLD SERIES, WL. 28, XT A O I I Tratfient advertisements, will to published until il V, 04 I ort'r"-' 10 be ilkcoutinuod, and charged accordingly s BUSINESS CARDS. BOYER fit W0LVERT0N, ATTOONET8 ATlAW, SUNBTJBY, PENN'A. S B. Boygk awd W. J. WotTaaioV, respectfully nnnonnoe that they have entered into oo-partnoreBip in the prnolice of their profession n Northumber land and adjoining oountiea. Consultations can be had in the Urnuati. April 4, IS08, ly , "ll. II. IHA8NEB, ttornejr nt tAO.Tr. 8UNBURY, rA -J Oolloctions attended to In the counties of Nor. ihnmborland, Union, Bnyder, Montour, Columbia and Lycoming. REFERENCES. John M. Rood, Philadelphia, A. U. Cattcll A Co., " ilon. Wm. A. Porter, " Morton MuMiohaol, Em , " . 14. Kotcham A Co., 289 Pearl Street, Jew Yoia. JohlT W. Ashmend, Attorney at Law, " Matthews A Cox, Attorneys at Law, " Sunbnry, March 29, 1BQ2. W't.M. Rockefeller. Lloyd T. RonnBAcn. ROCKEFELLER & R0HRBACH. o FFICE in Hnupt's new Building, second .floor. Kntranoe on Market Square, Ennbory, January 4, ipob. Q. "W. HAXJPT attorney and Counsellor t lljaw, OFFICE in Haupt'i new Building, on second floor Kntranoe on Market Square, BUNBTTBY, FA. Will attend promptly to all professional burinoia 'ntrusted to hia caro, the collection of olalma in Worthumberlaud and the adjoining oountiea. Wunbury, January 4, 1868. C. A. KEIMENSNYDER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, SUNBURY, PA. All busincM entrusted tb his caro attended to vrouiptly and with diligende. hunbury, AprU27, 1DT. Teeth ! Teeth! jr. St. CRESSI.UEK, SUHGEON DENTIST, rormerly of ASOLASD, O., annonnooe to the eiti md( of Northumberland county, that he hae looatcd In SUXBL'RY, for tho 'practice of pentlstry, Snd rcsi.octi'ully solioits your patfonago. Speciqi atten tion paid to filling and dressing tooth. Teeth ex truded uithout vain, by using Narootic apray which 1 bavo oed for three years with perfect sue ifss imd no injurious result. Oflioe in Rooms formerly occupied by Dr. J. S. AncK'. in Ploasont's Building, Markut Equarc, Snnbury, Pa. mar. 7, C8. Jr .EOE JfllA, SlMOJI P. WOLYERIOK. HILL St WOLtERTdI, ".ttorm-yH njtxl Counselors at LaWi SUNBTJBY, FA.. W71I.L attend to the oollootion of all kinds of V V cUimt, including Back Pay, Bounty and Pen- ir,uf. m. JNO. KAY CLEMENT, JliminceJ in this and adjoiuing counties carefully ind promptly attteiidod to. . .. Cifico iu Market Street, TMrdBobr e6t of Smith & Ueuiucr's Btovo and Tlnwaro Store, kunbnry, March 81, IB06. '.j f . UHt'NEB. n- 8- Attornyn nudCoisnWtllor'si at Iiw, b-.-.BUt Street, went of the N. C. and P. A E. Rail yud llnpot, in the buildlr.g lately ocoupied by y. Lairirus, Esq., QTJNBTJBY PETSTN'jtV. ftl'cctious aud all Professional business promptly itteudid to in Xorthumborland and adjoining Voun- TTOBNEV -A.T TAW -'orth Side of Public Square, one door east Of the Old Bank Building. SUNBURY, PENN'A. Collections and all Professional business PPJ a'.tonded to ill the CourU of Northumberland and t-.dio'uiuc; Conntics. fcmi bury, Sept. 15, 1H6- Prni'Y, J. D. JlMtJ ATTORNEYS AT LAW, SUNBURY, FA. Oftko in tho cccond story of Dewarl's building, ad jnining tho Denworat olhoe, on the north aide ot AVill atteml promptly to the oollootion oTolalms uiid other profi ssional business intrusted to his oare, in Northumberlend and adjoining counties. Novombor 9, lt67. S Wehbr, Jonn Rtjmclc AhCH SIKKKT, between Third and Fourth Streo IIII.A1EE.111A. WKEKIt A RUNKLB, Proprietors. .Tune S9, 1867. ly ADD1SCN O. MARR, ATTORNEY AT LAW. HlAMOKIN.lCortbumberland Ooutttjr, Ta. LL I, mine attended to WIIU prompme ana diligenco. .-hamokiu, Aug. 10, 1F67. ly Dr. CHA8. ARTHUR, 3omirocat!uc IJlmsirian. Graduatoof tho Homoeopathic Medical tHege of Oprira, Market 6qnar opposifce ln6 Court House, tl'.NBUUY, PA. t'ffico Hours 7 toll morning; I to a anornoon ; 7 In 9 evening. Aanbury, April T, ly. . JEREMIAH SNYDER, Attorney fe 4'ountelIor at kavs. al'.HUlItVt PA, VDlMrifl Attorney tor Norluuil r-riiina a;ouniy. J. R. HXLBITSH SURVEYOR AND C0NVEYANCR AND JUSTICE OF THE TEA CE. Mahmoy, Nortivmherland Covnty, Penn'a Offico In Jackson township. Engagement tab kn Biarlohvleltflr. dlreoted tothe aboYeaddreea. All business entrUBtod to his care, will be promptly utteuded to. April 22. IB8- ly JAOOB O BEC Kj MERCHANT TAILOR, And Dealer ia CLOTUS, CA6SDIERES, VESTING, Ac. I'u wn trect, wutn r wearer') 1, ivaia Ilotel, fltTKBTJ K Y, Mweh 31 mi AMBROTYPE AND PHOTOQUAPH .,..r u.rkt A Fawa 6ueet. SUNBURY, Pa. 8. BYERLY. Pkopbhtor, I'hotograph, Ambrotype and MeUUifitypU lakah la the bii style of tha art. apl. T, ly JNIXIW Ulasaand Building ilardwara, 4 tht lowest Cab Prices at The Mammoth .ot iri.VLL and: Jeo Ua beautiful Bird Cag at tha a 1 ... If unl Mre etora of twitr a co 'iNTROCJUcib l"JTO AMERICA FROM GERMANr, in itt. hTSofund's"1man bitters, and HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC, mrrABED Br dr. c. m. jxcksox, ranAntLPiiiA, Tx. Tht greatest knrwn remedies for Liver Complaitit, DYSPEPSIA, Nervous Debility, JAUNDICE, Diseases of the Kidneys, !ERTjrpTl017S of the SKlN, snd all Diseases arising from a Dis ordered Liver, stomach, or I3IPVI11XT OF XHE JtLOOB. Jlrad the foflowintr tymptvmt, and if fou Jind thai l9ur system is atfl-cttd by any 0 rirm. you may net aiturul that ditcast has commenced its attack on tht moft important organs of ynttr body, and unless soon tcherk(d hy the uh of powrrful remcdirs, a mfseralls life, toon terminating in death, will be tht result. C'atip'tttiori. Flntulehoe, tnvrarrl File's, Fulness of Blood to t he Bead, Aoldity Of the) Stomach, Nausea, Heart burn, Disgust lor Food, Fulness or Weight in the Btornnoh, Bour Eructations, Sink ing or Fluttering at tho Fit of tha Stomach, Swimming of. . tb,a,.Eond,J Hurried or DirBoult Breathing, i luttering at the Heart, Ohokinn; or BuB'ocatinp; Sensations whoa in a Lying Posture, Dimness of Vision, Dote or Weba before the Bight, Dull Fain in tho 'Head, Dell cienoy of Perspiration, Yel lowness of the Bkinjind Eyes, Fain ia the 'Bide, Back, Chest, Limbs, oto Bud , den Flushes of Heat, Burning in ,the Flesh, Constant lihaginines of iSYil, and Groat Depression of Spirits. 'All Vteft indicate diftase of the tivrr or Vigtttii-t 'Organs, combined wifA irrjtttre blood. Ijoofliinb'e Evrman Ditlcio Is entirely vegetable, and ooiitalf.s tie) ltlilor. It la a comiinimtl of Klnld Kx. tracts. Tli Hoots, Herbs, and Ilnrka 'fi'oln tvltlcli tlkeae rxtraets are made kre gathered In Germany. All the mecllolnal vlrtnrs are extracted from them by a aclentlfto chemist. These extracts are then forw.rdrd to this country to be ni.n expressly for tha manufacture of these Ultters. There Is no aloohollo anhstnnce of any kind used In coin noun diner the Hitters. hence It Is the only Hitters that can be used In cases where alcoholic atlui ulanta are not advisable. fianfliinVo Ecrihrm Celtic it a cotolination of all the inpreditnts of the Bilttrs, with ppse Xina CVus Jtum, Orange, etc. It isustdfor the same (nVntfrs as t7te Hitters, in caes where some pure alcottulie stimulus is riqnind. Yoh Kill beor in mind that tfieitt rtmetties are entirety different from any othtrs advertised fir the cure of the diseases named, Uiese being scientific preparations of medicinal extracts, while the others ate mere dectctions nf rum in some form. The TONIC is decidedly one of the. mott pleasant nnd agreeable remedies ever offered to the public, lis taste is exqitinite. It is a pleasure to tal-t it, while its bfeivini, exhilarating, and medicinal qualities hate caused it to U known as the !ve'.!tst of all Ueilk:. CONSUMPTION. Thouftuntla of canes when the pn tftrnl supposed lie ivai ttfHlcfed with this terrible disease, have been cured by the use of these remedies Extreme emacliMtoiif debility and cough are the usual attendants upon sever rases of dyspepsia, or disease of the digestive organs. Even In cases of genuine Consumption, t he se remedies m 111 be found of the greatest benefit, strengthening and Invigorating. DEBILITY. ThfT it no medicine ctwl tn noqflanfi German BitU n or Twite in eates of Ptbflity. The) impart a tune and xuw to tht wluU tyttttt, strengthen the an yetttty cautt an tnjoyment of tha food, tnablt tfte ttontach to digett it, pvrify the Hood, five a pood, yund, healthy compltxirm, eradicate the yelUno tinge from the eye, impart a blowx to the chexkt, and ohanfft the patient fivm a thort-brcathed emaciated, weak, and nervuut invalid, to a full-faced, ttout, and it?r oui per ton eak and Delicate Children 'arc made si rone; by using the Hitters rtr Tonic. In fttct, thvy are Family MeAlolnes. They can be administered With "perfect safrty to a child threa montlta old, the most delicate female, 'or a man of ninety. These Remedies are the best Blood Xwrl'fl6r tier fiown, and uiil tun a.'l disuuet resulting from Ktepyeur blood pure; Teeep your Liver in order; itvp your utgesitve organs tn a souna, ncauny etmut. tim, by the use of these n medits, and no dtswse u-iil r tw aiuil you. TK3 O02I?LS:itClT. Ladles Who wish a fair skin ami f;ood complexion, free from a y tl 1 o v - h tinge asid all other disfigurement, ahonlit use these remedies occasion ally. The Liver In perfect order, and the blood pure, will result In spark ling eyes and blooming checks. CAl'Tlflll. norland's German Ittmedia are cMmtcrfiUcd. The genuine hare the signature of C. AC Jaeieton on the front of the outmiJe wrapper of each bottle, and the name nf f t t article U'.n n in tach'btttle. Jill othcrt art counterfeit. Thousand of lettera have been re set ved, testifying to the virtue of these remedies. BEAD 'THE RECOMMENDATIONS, FROM HON. OEO. W. WOODWARD, TA1fY Jostles of the Supreme Court of Pennsylmnia. FaiuDiuBu, March nth, IffiT, I find "Ilotitland's German SiUert" is not an into iciUing beverage. b:4 is a good tonic, useful in ditor ders of the dtacttiee organs, end of great benefit in eases of debility and want 0 nerroiii action tn tht system. yours nru.'y, 60. II'. WOODWARD. rnoM uox. james Thompson, Jdd lit the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania. rnuiniLMit, Aran SSib, 168. I consider itooAanA'a German lilt. ft-rs'1 a ratuettde tnedtcina In ease of al taVks of ludlKestlon or Dyspepsia. 1 ran certify thia from my experience of II. Yours, with rOsprct. JASI1SS THO Sir HO Sit I torn ItKV. JOSEPII II. KINNARD, P D, Tutor of the Tenth Baptist Churob, Pliiludelphls. Ds. Jicssos Dsta Sia :Ihae btenfregumitlyre enLeittd to connect my name itiiiA recommendatiims of different kinds of t:edicines, but regarding the prattict as out of my aiprojiruitt sphere, 1 ttavt in sdl cases V ciieed 1 but unth a clear proof in various instances, and parruuUuly in my own Jamil, if the usefulness of Dr. Jtoojland's Ihrmian Bitters, I depart for ones from my usual course, to express my fuU oonrietun that br sonernl dttbility of the syitvm, an1 especiiilly tr LJrar Cuuiplaitil, it Is a safe aud vtuunlile tirepanttloii. In tome oases U may fail ; but usually, doubt not, it fci3 be very Lenef.ciat to those iuho suffer from the abott cau:. 1'furs, tery respee 'fully, J. U. MlS X A It D, Xigkth, Mow CWes . Frioa of tha Blttara, f 1.00 par bottle Or, a half doxen for 15.00. Prioo of the Tonio, 11.60 per bottle 1 Or, a half dozen for $7 80. Tie Todte Is pnt p In quart bottles. lUeotttet that it it Dr. UmfioneVs Otrnum Remedies that art to unirtrsnlly used and so highly rmmaat tit and ia not allow tht Drugoitt to induct sua to fait any thing tlst UnU let may tay iljuM Osgood, bf muse Ju wiaka a larger peoju mi U. J hue siemmius wiU be feast by txjirus to aay lAaUiy upon application ''" ini9rciFAL drntt, At THl OlnMAN MEOICINi STORE, A'e 3l ARCS STKEVT, lluladelpnui. CHA8. M. EVANS. Proprietor, farmsrly 0. JACKSOJf A CO. Tkesa ltemedlea are for sale by prugjlsis, B,tortkcensrs, aud Medi cine Dealers everywhere. Do nit fmget loesamim will the itrticlt you, ti y.ut mder to s the join i POETICAL WKAHINQ OF THE BLUB,. Hurrah! for Appomattox! Hurrah for'Gonoral Grant ! With him we whipped the rebols, and a long for him we chant. We'll rail; round his battlo-flag, the flag of Union truo, . And drive the Rebel Gray again before the L'oyal Blue; 0! he knows the Boys In Blue! Yet! be knows the Boys in Blue, And with ballots as with bullots be will find them erer true ; And the Oraybaeks aj the CopperBoads will l'cafn , the truth anew, That our Yankee lads will ne'er forget the wearing of the Blue. They may weep for Stonewall Jackson, and bf Lee they still may vaunt, While we shout for Appomattox, and roto for Gene ral Grant ; Ibey'may sympathize with Paris and uphold Lis beatca crew, But no rebel Gray thi'.l evor stay the loyal Boys in Blue. And they 'll never flinch, or give an Inch, while work they have to do; Eo, bring on your ltebol Gray again, and give us but a view. And wo'il show yon that we don't forget the wear ing of tho Blue ! . UOKOItADLB TOIL. Honor the hard and sunburnt hand Xhat toils from day to day, To ehose from out the bumblohome The demon want away. Honor (he mind ihat plotls and plans For ploastiroor for pelf, . And yet through all tho strain and strife Thinks nerorof itself! Honor tho group that gathers About tho homely hearth, That plaoe by lovo's enchantment 111 ado The brightest spot on earth ! Honor the heart (hat warms and swells T.'ith manhood's holiest thrill, And yet in its capacious depths Is all unselfish still ! TALES AND SKETCHES. a XAt.v: fi'ou ,vivi;w. "Now this is Trhat I call comfort," said Madge Ilarlcy, as she eat down by her neighbor's fire, one evening ; "here you ore at your setring, with the kcttlo steaming on the hob and the tea things steaming on the ti'.U'.e, expecting every minute to hear your husbnud"s step, and see his fuce look in nt the door. Ab 1 if my husband was like yours, Janet 1" "He is liko nike in many of his ways," said Janet, with a smile, "and if you will al low me to speak plainly, ho would be still more like him if you took more puins to make him comfortable." "What do you mean?" cried Madge; "our house is as clean as yours, I mend my husband's clothes and cook his dinner as carefully ns any woman iu the parish, aud yet ho never stays at homo of an evening, while you two sit hare by your cheerfuPErc night after night na happy as can be." "As happy as can bo on earth," her friend said gravely, "yes and I shall tell you the secret of it, Madgo." "I wish you would," 6aid Madge with a deep sigh, "it's misery to live as 1 do." "Well, then," sa'id Janet, speaking slowly nnd distinctly, "I lut ray husband see that I love him still, nnd that I learn every day to love him more. Lovo is the chain that binds him to his home. The world may call it folly, hot tho world is not my lawgiver I" "And do you rcat'.y thiuk," exclaimed Madge in surprise, "that hnsbands care for that sort of thing ?" "For love, do you mean ?" asked Janet. "Yes, they don't feel at all as we do, Ja net, and it don't tako many years of mar ried life to make them think of a wifo fcs a sort of maid of all work." "A libel, Madge," said Mrs. Matson, laugh ing, "I won't allow yon to sit ia William's chair and talk So." "Xo, because your husband is different, and values his wife s love, whilat.Jobn cares for mo only ns his housekeeper." "I don't think that," said Janet, "although ho said to my husband tho other day that courting time was the happiest of a man's life. William reminded him that there is a greater happiness thau that even on earth if men but give their hearts to Christ. I know John did after his opinion, but ho ' went away still thinking of his courting time as of a joy too great to be exceeded." "JJear follow," cried Madge, smiling through her tears, "I do believe he was hap py then. I remember I used to listen for him as I sat with my dear mother by the firo longing for the happiness of seeing him." "Just so," said Janet. "Do you feci like that now 1" Madge hesitated. "Well, no, not exact ly." "And why not I" "Uli, I don't know," said Madge; "mar ried people give up that sort of thing." ' "Love, do you mean i" asked Janet a sec ond tiino. "Xo, but what reoplo call the sentimen tal," said Mrs. Ilarloy. "Lougir.g to see your husband is a very proper sentiment," replied Janet. "But some people are ridiculously foolish before others," reasoned Madge. "This proves they want sense. I am not likely to approve of that, as William would soon tell you; all I want ia that wives should let their htiBtands know they are still loved." "But men are so vain," said Madge, "that it is dangerous to show much attention." Iler friend looked up. "Oh 1 Madge, what are you saying ? Have you then mar ried with that notion that it is not good for John to believe you love him I" "No, but it is not wise to show that you care too much for them." "Say I and hiin ; do not talk of husbands in general, but of yours in particular." "He thinks quite enough of himself al ready, I aasuro you." "Dear Madge," laid Janet, smiling, "would it do you any barm to receive a lit tle attention from your husband I" "Of couase not. I wish he'd try ;" and Mrs. Harley laughed at tha idea. "Then you don't thiuk enough of your self already I and nothing would make ydii vain I suppose t" Madge colored, and all the mote when she perceived that William Matson had come in quietly, and was cow standing be hind her, listening to Janet's words j and to confess secretly that they were wise. Hours passed before John Harley returned home. He was a man of good abilities And well to do in tho world, and having married Madge because he truly loved ber, be bad expected to have a happy home. But, part ly because be was reserved and sensitive, and partly because Madge feared to make him vain, they bad grown cold toward each other ; so cold that John began to think the alehouse more comfortable place tbsn his own home. That night the rain FcH'in'torrents; the Wind howled, and it was not until the mid night hour arrived that Ilarlcy left tho pub lic house and hastened towards bis cottage. He was wet through, when ho at length croEsed the threshold. Ho was, ns he gruf fly muttered "used to (but;" but ho was not "used" to the tone and look with which hit wife drew near t'o'welcahie liifcv; nor to find warm clothes by tho crackling fire and slip pers on the hearth ; nor to hear no reproach for the late hours, and neglect, and dirty footmarks, as he sat in his armxhain Some change has collie to Madge, ho was very sure. She wdre a dress he had bought for her years ago, with a linen collar round her neck, and had a cap tflnimed with While ribbons on her head. , "You're smart, Madge," he exclaimed, at last, When ho stared M her for Some little time ia silence, "who has been here worth dressing for to-night I" "No one until you came," said Madge, half laughing. "II Nonsense, you didn't dress for nie" cried John. "You won't believe it, perhaps, but I did; I bavo been talking with Mrs. Matson this evening, and sbo has given me soino very goou ativtee. bo now, John, what wculU you like for your supper 1" t jouu, wno, wout to steal to tho shelf at night ctnd content himself with anything he could liiicl, thought Mudge's offer too excel lent to be refused, and very Boon a large bowl of hot chocolate was steaming on tho table. Then his wife sat down for a won der at his. iidc, and talked a little, and listened, and looked pleased, whoa at last, as if lie couldn't help it, he said, "Dear old Madge J" That was enough, her elbow somehow found way then to the arm of his great chair. and she sat quietly looking at tho firo. After a while John spoke again "Madgo, dear, do you 'remember tho old days when we used to sit side by side in your mother's kitchen?" "Yes." "I vitii hybungcr man then, Made, aiid as they told me, handsome, now I am grow ing older, plainer, duller. 2Vic you heed me ; do you love me still ?" She looked up into his face, nnd her eyes answered him. It was like lookisg Lack to old days to fuel again his arm around her as her hcud lay upon his shoulder, aud to hear once again those kind words meant for her cur alone. She never once askod if this would make him "vain." She kriew, as if by instinct, that it was making him a wiser, a more thoughtful, more earnest hearted man. And when, after a happy silence, ho took down the Bible and read a chapter, as he had been wont to read to her mother in aforctimes, she bowed her head nud prayed. From this auspicious reunion a new life nnd new hnppincss were created, and having learned the secret how wives can secure tho love of their husbands and make their homes the most kttructive pluco upon earth, it was never departed from. Lot others learn from it. MISCELLANEOUS. l'aIiionaTlo Isivulidism. Fanny Fern almost always writes practi cally and to the point. Tho following from her pen is well worthy tho perusal of. all whom it may concern : I hope to livo to see the timo when It will be considered a disgract to be sick ; when people with flat chests and stooping (.boul ders will creep round the back wuy, tike other violators of known laws. Those who inlwrit sickly constitutions, bavo my since rest pity. I only request one favor of them, that they cease perpetuating themselves till tbey aru physically on a sound basis. Bat a woman who laces so tight that she breathes only by a rare accident : who vibrates con stantly between the confectioner's Bhop and the dentist's office ; who has ball robes aud jewels in p'.cnty, tut who Owns neither an umbrella nor a water-proof cloak, nor a pair of thick boots ; who lies in bed til! noon, never exercises, and complains of "total want of appetito," savo for pastry and pickles ; sbo is simply a disgusting nuisance, Sentiment is all very nice ; but, were I a man, 1 would bewaro of a woman that "couldn't eat." Why don't she take a nice little bit of beefsteak with her breakfast, aud a nice walk not ride after it ? Why dou't she stop muuehing sweet stuff between meals ? Why don't she go to bed at a de cent time, and lead a clean, healthy life ? The doctors and confectioners have ridden in their ciriiagcs long enough, let tho butchers and shoemakers take a turn at it. A man or a w oman who "can't cat," Is never sound ou ouy question. It is wasting breath to converse with them. They take hold of everything by tho wrong handlo. Of course it makes them very mad to whisper pitying ly, "dyspeptic., when thoy advance gome distorted opinion ; but I always do it. They are not going to muddlo my braiu with their theories, because their internal works are in a state of physical disorganization. Let them go into a lunatic asylum and be properly treated till they can learn how they are put together, and knew how to manage .themselves seuslbly. How I rejoia in a man or woman with a chest; who can look the sun in the eye, and steps off as if they bad not wooden legs. It is a rare sight, if a woman now bus an errand round tho cornor she must have a carriage- to go there ; and the men, more dead than alive, so lethargic aro they with constant smoking, creep into cars and om nibuses, and curl up in a corner, dreading nothing so much as a little wholesome exer tion. The more "tirod" they are, the more diligently they smoke; liko the women who drink perpetual Ua "to keep them up." Keep them up I Heavens 1 I am fifty-five, and I feel half the time as if I wero just mndo. To bo sure I was born in Maine, where the timber and the human race Lut ; but I dw't eat pastry, nor candy, nor ice cream. I don't drink Ua bah 1 I ttalk, not ride. I own stout boots, and pretty ones too 1 I have a water-proof cloak, and no diamonds. I like a nice bit of beefsteak, anybody else who wants it may eat pap. I go to bed at ton, and get up ab six. I dash out in the rain, because it feels good on my face. I don't care for my clothes, but I tciii be well ; and after I am buried, I warn you, don't let anv fisih air or sunlight down on my coflin.-i" you don't want me to get up. Hiri'v Yeddo I It is said that among two millions of persons by whom Yoddo, in Japan, is inhabited, there is not a beggar in the streets, not a drunkard, not a ruffian. The women are beautiful, the men are robust and energetic, there is no trouble about fashions, education is universal, books are plentiful, though there are no newspapers ; life is simple and easy, marrisge is univer sal, and children 1:0 naked Natural Cnisvca of Icntlr. From the commencement of lifo to tho moment of death there are mechanical and chemical changes constantly and uninter ruptedly going on in our bodies. For cx nmplc, we eat and drink for tho express purpose of providing materials for repairing tho waste of matter tcsulting from the working of the machinery. A soft, oily fluid is poured into its axle bos bf a car wheel to prevent it from wearini? awav tho metal. Our bones aro all freauentlv renew. cd as well as our flesh, from infancy to ago ; but not in a day or an hour. Nature acts persistently, but accomplishes nothing by spjismiidis efliprfs., ... As soon as a parliclo of lima which was held in solution in food is placed in tho stomach, it is carried to tho heart by ap propriate Vessols, tad from thence conveyed into an artery to be destrib'utetl'tb a 'point whero most needed in some befco. Thero the little particle is deposited, and becomes incorporated with tho substaiie3'of the hard structure whero It was left. It becomes vitalized in its new connection. An old particle, or aa it were, an old brick, is Cc tnehod from tho wall to give place to anew one. It is carried but of the body as iisoless matter, a'3 its vitality has been expeuded. So particles are perpetually changiug places. This is vigorous life and health so long a'3 this process is regularly performed. Iu tho lapso of time the vital artisans, such as the liver, 'flpledfi, kidneys, heart, stomach, etc., are weary by years of inccs saut toil, and fail to act with that systema tic activity characteristic bf younger days. By this relaxing new particles, arc not seut forward often enough, nor afo tile effete ones removed quickly, nnd consequently (hero is a Mechanical irregularity, and a chemical che also. Thus we wear away, and 'finally die of old ago. When disease sets in, it is a sudden clog of tho wheels, as it were. Tho vital action by which life and consciousness is maintained cannot be suspended but a motlieh't ts furthest, without tile hazard of Ce.itli. When a mau ia drowned the machine stops. If, however, certain mea sures arc quickly ndoptcd, provided respira tion has been suspended but a few minutes, life may possibly bo recalled. That is, the heart may be urged into contraction and the lungs once more commence filling and collapsing. Vi heu there arc no violations ol tho vital laws great longevity ia attainable Few, however, are so careful and discreet as not to trespass upon themselves in some form, the penalty of which is Bickncss, suffering and a premature death. Whales, sharks, and some few of the land animals whose food is invariably easy of di gestion, nnd whose habits, regulated by in stinct, ate unchangeable as nature herself, livo to immense long periods. It is the opinion of some naturalists that the halacna, or white whale of tho Arctic regions, may reach the fatrlafyhal ago of a thousand years. SliarKa, ivnoso 6koletons are not bones, but fluxil Jo cf.rtllagihous lever9, are also supposed to continue sov'tral cettiiries if not destroyed by chctnie's. Notwithstanding the universal dcs'iro for life, which is instinctive, we thoughtlessly hasten the approach of tho very calamity 'we so much dread. With all the light of modern science, in an age, too, remarkable for intelligence, we pursue practices daily which wo know to bo destructivo to life. Each thinks himself removed from the dan gers which threaten. Ctheis ; and, acting up on the idea that all others are mortal but 6ur8elvcs, we at last fall, as generations have before us, to be remembered no more for ever. Youth may reach three scoro and ten by simply conforming to those natural laws which give health and happiness. A de viation is perilous ; bence it behooves thoso who love lilo to shun every influence which might interfere with the enjoyment of the most valuable of all blessiugs a sound body and a clear mind. Uarper't Weekly, Senator Itcntoii and ilie Mexican War. Ou the occasion of the unveiling of tho Ilonton statue at St. Louis, General Frank lilair said : "it is a part of the secret history of theso times, but capable of clear and unquestion able proof, that the campaign against Mexico, which achieved such great results and re flected such lustre upon our armsv0riginated and was plaune'devcn in its details by Colo nel Benton. After the first collision of arms on tho Hio Grande, it was the design of the administration, with tho concurrence of tho military officers whose counsel was sought, simply to hold the boundary claimed as the line of Texas, then recently annexed, and which orginateu the war, and for which it was waged. The President, Mr. Polk, had prepared his message to Congress with a recommendation to this effect. The accom panying report of the Secretary of War was prepared, with estimates asking appropria tions only for the force deomed necessary to bold this line. A few days before tho meeting of Congress, Col. Benton arrived in Washington to tako his scat upon tho opening of tho session. Ho was chairmen of the Senate Committee on Military Affairs, and was Sent for by the Trcsideut for con sultation, and to securo bis aid ia obtain ing the necessary legislation to carry on the plans adopted by tho Executive. Col. Ben ton listened to the explanation of theso plans by the President, and then Stated frankly that ho did not approvo them. It would lead to a long, expensiveexhausting war without decisive results, in which tUu Mexicans could attack when and where thoy pleusod, and would bo certain to Strike at the weakest point on the long aud imper fectly defeutlod frontier line, and would probably gain advantages which would tarnish the reputation already won by our gallant troops in the held. That the people would toon bcome tired of posting the army to receive blows end to give noue, aud would overthrow the administration and placo the authority in other bauds, !n order that tho war might be carried on with vigor and made to produce results. Ho said he would resign his placo at the Head of the military committco and throw no obstacles in tho way of the admiustratlon in obtaining such legislation as was needed to carry out its policy, but would not make lilma'e.f a party to plans which he foresaw would result in disaster to the administration and the country. Tbo President was struck by these views, and asked what policy he would advise. Benton then sketched a plau by which the whole power of the nation could be burlod upon Mexico, and in one irresisti ble campaign crush all resistance and extort such terms as would 'give indemnity for the past and security for the future.' "At the request of tho President, Bentou reduced hia viows to writing, and produced the plan upon which the campaign was subsequently conducted. The President a'dopte'd it at "onc6; lli 0 message Was char.gccl by Benton's hand to conform Its recommen dations (among others a largo increase of the army) to the requirements or tho new priSgra'rHme. fliere was'ho tijrle left to alter tho report of the Secretary of War ia accor dance with the changes In tho messago of the President, and those two state papers betray the remurk'ablu discrepancy which is explained by (he facts I have .'.narrated. Mr. Polk, in adopting the views and plans of Benton, was so impressed by his vigorous thoughts and his minhto knowludgo of 'tha colintry, displayed in details providing for its execution, that he asked Colonel teuton to accept the command of tho afmy'ih'pcrson to execute what he had planned. Benton acceded to the request without hesitation, aud no doubt is entertained bf isiso sincerity with which the offer was made, but tho bill for tho appointment bf 'a I icutenatit-Gehcr-al, which was part of thc'pl'an agreed, failed iu the Senate after having passed the House, and through means that showed that the President had changed his purpose of g'.v-1 ing 'Benton the command. Congress author ized (bo appointment of several major-generals, and the President nominated Bautnn for one of theso positions. Benton saw the change of purpose, and understood that it wag tllo .suggestion of a jenlousy in some quarter which saw hi tho brilliant military success which was certain to follow upon such plans, guided by intelligence , and vigor, a furmidablo competition outstrip ping all rivalry for tho highest position in the country. He quietly put aside tho posi tion which would havo umdo him a subor diuate, and was contented to give effect in the Senate to that by which ho had insure 1 tho success of our arms. Now Mexico and California mado good tho previous spolia tions of the Mexicans and tho expenditures of tho war, and were tho fruit of Benton's aggressive policy. A war of guerillas In defeuco of frontier liue would never have given us peaco dictated in the capital of the euethy'D country imperishable glory for our arms arid eipauded empire for the seat of that nice of freemen which is yet to make the repu'jlh the foremost nation of the world." Tub Westkus Wheat Harvest. The Milwaukee Wisconsin gives the following nattering report 01 the wheat prospects for 1808, at the West: "From every part of Wisconsin and Min nesota, and in fact from nearly all over the Western Stales, come tho most cheering reports of the grain prospects for 1S08. In our State Hie opening of spring about two weeks earlier than usual enabled farmers to get their spring wheat into the ground early, thus securing one of the most essential con ditions of a good crcp. Since sftwing, the weather except a slight inclination to drouth in the past ton days has been all that coula oe desired lor crowing grain The past niuter has beeu favorable to fall sown wheat, aud that rather uncertain crop is reported as annearine much better thau usual. Stimulated by the Lig'h 'prices of wncar, tarmers nave sown a lar larger breadth of ground probably one-third than last year. Hence we may conclude iruiu tut 1110 luuicuuoiis iiius lar developed, that the wheat harvest of tho West will be far larger in 1SU8, than in a'ry year since 1360, should the present favorablo auspices tuubiuuu iu iuu uiobe tu tun season. To hear Go'ugh tell the "drugger" storv is worth a quaiter at anytime. The story is a capital one. but it takes the man to tell it. Thia ho docs iu seme such words as these : "A long, lean, gaunt Yankee entered a urug store and asked : "Bo you the drugger ?'' "Well, I 8'po3o so, I sell drugs." "Waal, bev you got any uv this here scentiu' stufi'as tho gals put on their hcke chers ?" "6 yes." "Waal, our Sal's gwine to be married, and she gin me nincpenco and told me to invest tho hull amount in cccntiu' stuff, so's to make her sweet, if fcould find somo to suit; so if you'vo a mind I'll just smell round." Tho yankec smelled round without beiag suited until tho drugged get tired of him; and taklr.g dowu a bctllo of hartshorn, said: "I've got a scentin' stuff that will suit you. A .single drop on you baudkerchief will stay for weeks, and you can't wash it nut, but to get the strength of It you take a big smell. "Is that so. Mister Waal, juat hold on a minute till I get my breath, and when I say neow, you put it undor my smeller." The hartshorn of courso knocked the Yaukco down, as liquor has done many a man. Do you suppose he got up and smelt again, as tho drunkard does? Not he; but lie rolling up his sieves and doubling up his fists, ho said : "You made mo smell that (arrcl evcr lastin' stuff, Mister, and now I'll mako you smell firo aud brim-stone." It has often been said that a woman w ilh a hazel eye never elopes from her husband, never chats scandal, uever sacrifices her hus band's comfort for her own, never finds fault, never talks too much or too llttlf, aud is always tin entertaining, agreeable aud lovely companion. "We never knew," says a brother quilMiiver, "but one uninterested and UuamUble woman with a hazel eye, and Bhe bad a nose which looker?, as the Yankee says, like the little end of nothing whittled down to a point." Tho gey eye is the sign of shrewdness and talent. Great thinkers and capta'iis have it. In woman it indicates a better bead than heart. The dark hazel la noble in significance na in its beauty. The blue eye is admirable, but may bo foeblo. The black eye, take care 1 Lock out for tho wife with a black eye ! Such can be seen almost daily at the Police office, generally with complaint against the husband for assault and battery. GEfiirni Hallkck never liked Gen. Grant, but in the official report be said, con cerning the Yicksburg campaign : "We cannot but admlte the 6k!ll and da ring of the commander. No more brilliant exploit can be found In military; history. It Is hardly necessary to re mark that General Grant never disobeyed an order or instruction, hut always carried out to the best of bis ability every wish or suggestion made to him by the Government." On July 13, 1803, President Lincoln wrote to Gen. Grant from the AVhite House : "I write this now as a grateful acknowledge ment of the almost inostiuiable service you have done the country." The Etnepror of China bag been selecting a wife, or rather his mother has been doing it for him. One hundred aud twenty candi date were presented, and of theue seven wete told to call scam The novel experiment of moving a house by water wus tried at Bridgeport, Connec ticut, with siuccss the' other day. A large house was launched and floated through the draw bridge and down, the river, landing safely in East Bridgeport, 'its destination. . A party of farmers In Green Luke county. Wisconsin, numbering about thirty, chose sides last week and went on a gopher hunt, for a supper for the party. Tho hunt lusted a week, and two thousand two huudred and tWchty-one gophers were slain. "The tihicago Trihtiit Company have begun the erection of a splendid four-story building, wjb a frbht cf sevehty . feet, on the corner of 'Dearborn and Madison streets. It is to be completed by December next, will cost f 47!i,0U0, and v.-ilt bn one of tho most complete newspaper offices in tha country. The Cincinnati Enquirer assails Speaker Colfax because he .offered, a. resolution for the expukion cf A!it-:lcr B. Long from Congress, when the latter during the war doclnred he hoped the Union army would be defeated. We hopi the Copperhead papers will keep publishing the fact. , The Kalcigii SUtniurd says that sufficieut evidence can be obtained for the conviction of Boiriu r.f the k. K. K. in one of the coun ties in North Carolina, in which they elec tioneered for the Conservative ticket by pla cing poffius before the doors of loyal white men, whom they had oppressed during tuo rebellion for their loyalty, and whem they now attempt to keep from the ballot-box with threats of death. There are in Lowell bv latest nocounta 438,41.3 spindti's, of which some 40,000 are woollen. In Fall River there were before tho burning of tho White Mills, which de stroyed 9,2t0.507,000 spindles, of which 2,750 are woollen and 3,500 linen, the rest being cot'.or, so that it lends Lowell by 40, 0C0 spindies. 'I he Fall P.ivcr factories pro duce 114,301,000 yards of cloth from 23,- 237,000 of cotton, and their monthly pay roil amounts to $200,000. The factories consume annually 32,4?3 tons of coal, 40,900 gallons of oil anu 031,000 pounds of starch. Tnis Boston Ccmi'etitios. Tho throngs of passengers on the Boston routes tax the capacity of the boats to the utmost. Mon day night the Newport brought a thousand passengers from B;sfou ; t'e NarragansctV was equally crowded, and the steamers of the other lines are filled at every trip. The competition is likely to continue for some time, as nonp of the companies seem inclined to yield. JV. T. I'c I. Seventy-two thousand seven hundred and thirty-three acres of land wero entered at the Hannibal .land office, Kansas, in the montho of January, February, March and April. It is estimated that there aro over sixty thousand Germans in Texas, and that at least three-fourths ef them are engaged in agricultural pursuits. Careful and intelli gent observers believe (hat at least one-third of the whole. cotton crcp cf Texas is now planted and secured by their labor. When you hear a man say "life is . but a dream," tread ou his corns and wake him up. Life is real. Absolution 'tl puking Judge Chase for the ability with which he presided over the Impeachment trial, received but H votes. Tho Seuata "could't see," tho ability. A lady who was married on Friday, when asked, why she consummated such i:n poitaiit business 0:1 such an unlucky day, responded that she had beeu married on every other day in tho week, aud had always made such a poor fht of ittuatehe had con cluded to test banguiau'a day, hoping the halter wouldn't slip this time. A "gentleman" advertising lattly for a wife, says: "It would bo wc'.l if the Urly wero possessed of a competency sufficient to secure her against tho effects of excessive grief, in case of accident ejeurriug to her companion." Amiable forethought. O'Lcary, gaaiug in astonishment upon an elephant in a menagerlo, asked the keep er : "What kind of a baste is that aitiu' hay with his tail J" . . Sehoolmaster "Bill Smith what is a wid ow V Bill "A widow is a married woman that hain't got no husband 'cause he's dead." Master "Very well, what is a wid ower ?" Bill "A widdlwer is a man wbat runs after widders." Master "Weil Bill, that's not exactly according to Johnson, but it will do." A yousg lady being asked to waltz, gave the following sensible and appropria te .an s wcr : "No, I thank you sir, I have hugging enough ot home From the licrmantown Telegraph J Ice ( ream nntl AVater-Icea. As the following receipts may bo of use to tniir.y during the approaching warm sea son, you cau give them a place in the Tile graph if deemed worth it. Pink Apple Ice Cream. Pare a ripe juicy pine apple, chop it up fine, and pound it to extract the juice, .oyer it witn sugar and let it lio a while in a bcwl. When the sugar baa entirely molted, strain the juice into a quart of good cream, and add a little less than a pound of loaf sugar. Beat vp the cream and free'e It In the same manner as common iee-crcam. Ciurant Ick-Crkam. Put one largo spoonfull and a half of currant jelly into a basin with half a gill of sirup, squeeze in 0110 lemon nnd a half, add a pint of cream and a littlu cochlnccj, then pp.es !t through a sieve and finish In the gcWral way. W.VTEit-Irr.s. Water-ices are made with tho juico of the orange, lcmP, iaspbetry or any other sort of fruit, sweetened and mixed with water. To make orange water ice, mix with ono pint of water, the strained juice of three fine oranges, and that of one lemon. Rub somo fine sugar on the peel of the orange, to give it the flavor. Make . it very sweet and freeze it. Lemon ice is made iu tho same manner. Oranok Water, Ick. Take ru many oranges as will be necessary, cut them iu half, press tho juice from thorn; take tho pulp carefully from the rind, and put it in a bowl, pour a little boiling water ou it, stir it well and strain it through a sieve; mix this with the orange juice, ami gtir in aa ranch gi'ar as will make a rich sirup. If the oranges aro fine, rub some of the sugar or the peel to extract the essence. Freer it liko ice cro&ra. Lemon Watkii Iit.. Rub on angar the clean rinds of leuiobs, squeeze the juice of twelve lemons, attain tlicni, oll the sugar into a strong thick sirup, add to the juice half a pint of water, or good barley water, sweeten it with your sirup, add the white of an egg and jolly. CmiUAST Fkkbii Water Ice.-Pass through a sieve a pint of turrauts, then Jd to tbem lour ounce of powdered sugar aud one nut I of witer, utinu and t'icc.e it rich t n.