llH I'fllMllHll rcitus or tjim "AMunicm" . TERMS-TWO boLLAHS pot uann. l M If MtpaU within lh jm. H paper eJaMatlowtd MtU til arrearagas mn fid. Tk tormi wHlt ttriaU adkwad t awaafw. If fubflorlbert naglaotof rofua to tat thalr Btw. papain from tba ofliut t whlut thay an ditMtad, thtr v rwpniuililo until thov have tU4 the bilU aa4 rilnri-U tlicin uiioontumed. l(.s(niiwtri will pleMO act M oar Agtnti, and frank letters conUiiiii.ig mbiorlijtlon mouaj, Thty art penuie.cu 10 uu uua unuar taa i nn ume iaw. JOB PniNTINO, W hnvf connected with our establishment a well Mlaottd JOli UI1WU, wnicu will euabla ui to execute, in tho uoateit style, every variety Printing UP DI3 GRAFF'S Eye and Ear Infirmary, On tho Square. Three Doort from Steel's Ilotel) WH.KE9.BAHBE,;PA, rpilIS INSTITUTION la now open and fnrnished JL (n tho most costly nlvle. ltceention, Private and Operating Knows are targe and 'convenient and well adapted. Hie Surgical apartment contnina the finest collection ol instruments in this country, and tfatta Ms faculties will cnablo him to meet any and all eincrscncies in practice. Jle will operate upon the viirinu forms of 1SL1N1NK.VS. Cataract, Occluon i of the Pupil Cn Kvc, t'liwure of the fear Iucts, ! Inversion ol the Kyeiid?. Pterygium. Ac. i Ac. And i will treat all forms of Sore Kves, Oranulcd Lids, r Opnecties of the Cornea, and Scrofulous uisenses of the l'.yc. together with ail tho diseases to which the . J . . H . tyo is subject. J)l'.Al .t..-s. ill treat ait mo utsenses common i to Ihconraii. I'ischnrgps from tho Knr. Noises in tho Eur. Catarrh, difficulties of .hearing total Dmifuoss, aven where tho lrum is destrnyed. Will Insert an artiflchil one, answering nearly all tho purposes of "the natural. - il.KAMi,S OF THE THROAT. All disaasea ;ominon to the Throat and Nose will he treated GKNr'.KAI. Slil'.ti KIl V. Ho will operate tipon Club-feet, Hair l.ip. Cleft Pallate. Tumors, Cancers, Knlnrged Toncils. Ao. Pliwlic of'erations by healing new Ikvli into deformed purls. and Uencral Surgery si wnaiovor cnaractcr it may preniit. IIKKNIA, (tut iU PTl'nl:.)-H il pfrrorw 'Jljabius," operation for the radical, (complete.) cure Itcrnia. thi unquestionably a perfect cure, mid is duno w'uii iittie or iio pulii. Out of the many hun dred operated upon in lioston there has been no fail ures, it Inn ing met the approbailoli of all who hara submitted tc it. AUT1F1CI A, EVES. Will insert artificial ayes, giving them the motion und expression of the natu ral. Thev are inserted without the least pain. HEMORRHOID. (PIIjKS.) This troublesome dl aease is readily cured. Thoso suffering from it will do well to call. 1h. l He OnAPF visits Wilkes-Ilarre with a iow of building up a perinunent Institute for the treatment of the Eye. Ear. and General Surgery. The experience of more than a quarter of a century, in Hospital and general practice, he hopes, will be a sufficient guarauicc to tnoso who may bo difposed to vniploy him. January 14. 165. ly EXCELSIOR COFFEE. Whilst trvine Toffse of all the various brands. Heniembir llHOWMXti'jj EXCELSIOK'' at the head it stands. Trua, it's not like others that are ''SOLD EVrRY VHEKK " A little stretch, wo all do know, good goods will easily bear. (EutasucU'h like tliis "soil every where'' is very apt to tear.) Vow, I can safely say, without any hesitation There's none liko "liiiow.MNu'sExi lasioii" In this enlightened nation. Skilled chemists have not found a Coffee from any smre Possessing the same ingredients as Itrowning's Ex- coNinr " Nor is there nny one. in or out of the Coffee trade. Mho kuows the articles from which lirowuing's Excelsior's" made. I'm told it's inado from barley, rye, wheat, beans, nnd peas ; Vame it thou-aud other thingf hut the Uight One if you please. Hut with theCotlec-men I will not hold contention J'or the many, many things they say too numerous to mention. Vliiltl they 're engaged in running round from store to store To lrnrn the current wholesale prieo of "Drownings Kx;e!fi..r." Soma who know my Coffee gives perfeat satisfaction, vosee gives perreaisatistaeuoD. by which thry hoj.o to eusa a ilava formed a plan ouick reaction. The case 'tis with a few ; no douht 'twill be more To name their Coffee after mine, (Urowuing's Excel sior.'' Some say thrir'8 the only brand that will stand a ready test. . h'ow, try a little of them all sea wh!ch you lika the best. Three years hava pass'd away sinaa I first sold a store ; Never have I in your paper advertised before; S'or would I now, or ocr consent to publish more. If like some used by "everybody," sold everywhere' in "every store.'' A trade like this I do not wish; the orders I eould not till ; The factory all Jersey's land would take leava not a foot to till. My trade is not so very large ; still I think I have my share ; But reader, you may rest assured, 'tis Not '-Jold Every where " 'Manufactured and for Sale by the writer, UDOicta: ii. isitovJi. No. 21) Market Street, Camden, N. J This Coffee is not composed of poisoneus drugs, it ?ontains nothing deleteiious; iiii.ii y persons use Ibis Coflto that cannot use the pure collec ; it takes but one and a hall' ounces to make a quart of good strong coffee, that being just oue:hali' the quantity il dikes of Java Coffee, bud ulwuys led thuu half the prico. Uetaii Heaters may pureiiase u in less quantities ; than ten gross at my prices from tha Wholesale Oro-c-rs. sf Orders by mail from Wholesale Dealers prompt ly attended to. February 1 1, ISM dm . J ONES IIOUSE, Corner Market s:reet and Market fqaare, HAKRISBUnOPA., Acknowledged a First Class House, rjHE Proprietor would most respectfully call the 1 attention of the citizens of Sunhury and tha sur rounding country, to the accommodations of his house, assuring them they will find everything that CMn con'.ributu to their comfort. It is situated far enough from the Liepot to avoid the noise and confu sion incident to railroad stations, and at the same time only a few minutes w ulk from the same. An Omnibus nil! bo found at the Stations on the anival of each train C. II M ANN, 7ronrielor. Aprils, lS64.-3ra TO CONSUMERS OF ncv.n-.:EJ2 gtj as yx a:.-, ypllE undersigned dealer in Coal from the follow J iug well kuown A.'oliiories is prepared to receive irders lor the same at the Lowest Market Ualra,viia: MOKDF.C'AI'S DIAMOND MIXES OKAY'S " PAKKISII & CO"3 " CONSOLIDATED CO'3 " Ho is also prepared to furnish tha ltnIiisor C'o'm 4''!-1rulrd Coal, J.ump and Prejuircl. On the line of the Susquehanna Uivcr and Havre da Orace. Ho has made uirangeineiits for the best FITTSTON AKD i LYIdOUTII COALS Yi bich he is prepared to deliver on' board Uoata at Nortbumbcrlund. or by Cars over Northern Central Hailroad, and on tha Hue of the Philadelphia and Xrie Hailroad, on the best terms. Ho is prepared to fill all Orders with despatch, and respectfully solicits orders from the Trade. Address JOHN McFAKEANlO April 8. ISM. Nortbumhcid, Pa. I'nrnrM( lIlliitluo nndCutahr, Treated with the utmost success y Dr. J. ISAACS Oculist and Aurist, (formerly if'l.cydevi, Holland .i No. 9ltt Pine struct, Philadelphia. Testimonials from tha most reliable sources in the City and Coun try can be seen at his office. The medical faculty are invited to accompany lueir patients, as ne Has no se erets in bis practice. Art incinl Eyes, inserted with out pain . No charge made for examination. July J, 1864. ly FLOUR ' & FEED "STORE WlIOLgSALE ASV RETAIL. TnS nbecriber respectfully informs the poblie that he keeps constantly oa band s4 his sew WARtHOl i:. near lb Sliamokin Valley Railroad Depot, in SUNBL'RY, Flour by the barrel tad sacks r an tinus or feea ty ine ton Tee above is all saanufaetured at his ewa Mill, will be sold M the lowest essh prises. r 111 tfADVAHAtTR. !. ruae !H4 FUBLISIIED EVERY SATURDAY MORNING, BY II. B.MASSER & E WILVERT, SUNBURY, NORTHUMBERLAND COUNTY BEXN'A I -- 'NEW SERIES, VOL. 1, NO. MPORTANT TO Alt INVALI D S! IKON IN TUE BLOOD. It is well known to the medical profession that 1U0N is tho vital Principle or Life Element of the i lrtod. This is derived chiefly from the food wc eat; hut if the food is not properly digested, or if, from nny cause whatever, the necessary quantity of iron "" "" ,mu mo circuioi on, or becomes reduced h,c ,nl" """ Tho bad blood will irri- tntn the heart, will nlnir tin IttM l,,nra will ...h.r. the brain, will obstruct the liver, and will send its : , ; "r ...n, oiupoiv ,. . ' , . , . . ..' J . I""'""11"!? e'emcnis to an parts or the sys I I tern, nnd everr one will suffer in whatever organ , may be predisposed to disease. me great value ol Iron ns n Hrdtclnr. Is well known and acknowledged by all medical nien. The difficulty has been to obtuin such a pre. partition of i as will cuter the circulation and nssi milnte at once with tho blood. This point, says Dr. Hays, Massachusetts Stato Chemist, has been at tained in the Peruvian Syrup, by combination in a way before unknown. The IVniYlnn Syrnp. Is a Protested solution pf the Protoxide of Iron A new Itiscovery in Medicin" that strikes the Hoot of Disease by supplying the b!wd with it vital Priu. ciple or Life Element Iron. The PeriiTinn Syriipi Cures Dyspepsia. Liver Complaint Dropsy Fever and Ague, Loss of Energy, Low Spirits. THE PERUVIAN SYKCP. Infuses strength, vigor and new life into tha system and builds up an "Iron Constitution'' THE PERUVIAN SYRUP Cures Nervous Affections, Female Complaints, and all diseases of the Kidneys and Bladder. THE PERUVIAN SYRUP Is a Specific for all diseases originating In a Bid State of the lilnod, or accompanied by Debility or a Low State of the System. Tamphlets containing certificates of enres and re. commendations from some of tho most emiueut Phy sicians Clergymen and othors, will bo sent Free to any address. Wo select a few of tho names to show the char acter of testimonials. JOHN E. WILLIAMS, Esq., President of the Metropolitan Dank N. Y. Rev. ABEL STEVENS. Late Editor Christian Advocate A Journal. Rev. P. CHURCH. Editor New York Chronicle. Rev. John Tierpont, W arren lturton, Arthur It Fuller, (iurdon Kobbins, ylvauus Chh, T tarr King, Ephruiin N me. Jr. Joseph II Clinch, Henrv 1'ph'ip;, P C Head ley. John W Oln. stead, Lewis Johnson, M. D. lloswoll Kinnet , M L) K Kendall. M I). W R Chisholm. M D Fr.vicis Dim, M II Jeleftinh Stone. M I) J. Antonio Sanchrs. M D A A Hayes. M I) Abraham WrndelL M D J U Clifton. M I H E iviimey, M D ,.r,psr, hy y. L. CLARK A CO,," exclusively for j p DIXSMOKE, No. iVl Broadway, New York. oi l by all Druggist. Eeddin's Russia Salve. FORTY YEAR'S EXPERIENCE Has fully established the superiority of HEDDING'S 'KUSSIA SALVE. Over all other healing preparations It cures all kinds of Sores, Cuts, Scalds, Rnrns, Roils. L leers. Salt Kbeuui, Erysipelas. Sties, Piles, Corns, Sore Lips, Sore Eyes, Ac, Ac, Removing the I Pain nt once, and RedMcing the most angry looking dwellings and inliamntion as it by JMngic. Only its cents '. (tux. ron salk bt S. P. D1NSM0RE. No. 491 Broadway. New York, h. W. FOWLE A CO.. No. Ittlreniout St., Boston And by all Druggists December 1U, y i I TS aji 'i .orii !;.- it i i ii The ONLY reliable self-Adjusting Wringer. No Wood-Work to Swell or Split. No Thumb-Screws to get out of Order. Warranted w ith or without Cog-Wheels. It took tho FIRST PREMIUM at Fifty-Seven State and County Fairs in lHii.t, and is, wilhuut an excep tion the best Wringer ever made. Patented in tho United Slates, England, Canada, und Australia. Sample Wringer sent, Express paid, on receipto Price. Euergetic agents can wake from 3 to 1 0 Dullars per day. -o. , r-'J-tfu. o i, 91 .o. -o. i . s?.o io. A.ev-ou. Manufactured and sidd. wholesale and retail, by THE PUTNAM MA.VUFACTl'HINU CO., No. 13 Plutt Street, New Vork, and Cleveland, Ohio S. C. AOUUtUOl", Agent. WHAT EVERRODY KNOWS, vis: Thai Iron well galvanised will not rust ; That a simple machine is better thun a eomplieated one ; That a wringer should be aeu-edmeting, durable, and efficient ;. That Thumb-Screws and Fastenings cause delay and trouble to regulate and keep in order ; That wood bearings for the shaft to run in will wear nut ; That the Putnam Wringer, with .or without cog wheels, will not tear the clothes ; That cog-wheel regulators are not essential ! Tout tho Putnam W ringer has all the advantages Slid not one of the disadvantages above named : That all who have tasted it, pronounce it the best Wringer ever made; That it will wring a Thread or a Bed-Quilt without alteration. We might nil tue paper with testimonials, but in sertonlya few to convince the skeptical, if such there be ; nnd we say to an, test ruinaiu s v ringur. Test il 1'HOHOl UllbV with AM and ALL others and if not eutiroly satisfrctory, return it. PUTKAM MAfFACTl'BI!a Co: tlentleuien ; 1 know from practical experience that ir.iu well galvanised with-sinc will not oxidise or rest one particle. The Putnam Wringer is as near perfect as possible, aud I oan cheerfully re eomiuend it to be the best in use Kospeotrtilty yours, J.NO. W. WHEELER. Cleveland, Ohio. Many years' experience in the galvauiiinic busi ness enable ne to indorse the above aluleuienl in all nartloulari. -w. . Lr.rii.iuo, No. 108 Letkuian Street. New York, January, lbfl4. We have tested Putnam's Clothes Wrinzer by practical working, and know that it will do. It is obeap ; it is simple ; it requires no room, whether at work or at rest : child can operate it -, It does its J-duty thoroughly j it saves time and it saves wear ana tear, w e earnestly advise an wno nave much washing to do, with intelligent persons who have any, to buy this Wringer. It will pay for itself in a year at most. . lion 110KACK GREELEY. June 18, 1S64. EILiUD-A. JOHN Kefpelur (Licensed Conweyancer BHAMOKIK Twp., near BEAR GAP, - Northtmberland County, Pennsylvania TJ A3 token out Ueense, and is prepared to do all jl kinds ol Cooweyeaeinfl, ssreaaowM rata. , rbeaokla w , Jissi. t, IJ Sn f3 Cm -' i - , . . . r- " 1 ' 1 ' ' . ' i 32. TALES AND SKETCHES. Tin-: i,n'iijv nis r. ku. And sVbal Cmne of It. ' BT CAROLINE F. TREStOTf. A ynttnir mnn, attited In n ftorreously cr.. orerl dressing pown, pat befi)ro tho prate in a fashionable lioardinfj linttse, with his heels elevntfd on the fenrlcr. The morning jiapcr wns in li is hnnrl nml he was occupied in a leisurely penionl of the advertisements. "Let me sop," ho soliloquized, "what's the opera to night? Der Frteschuti, on my life. Just whnt I've been wanting to see I guess I'll go. But hold on my boy j there's the question of supplies 1 must investigate my exchequer." Edmund Hustings drew his wallet from its repository, and opened it disclosing seventy-five Tents in postal currency, two htrrso railway tickets, and three postage stamps. The possessor of this treasure looked tip blankly. Beventy-five cetits '." lie ejaculated. "That would barely pity for a seat in the dress circle, and it would never do f:ir me to be seen there. What would Mary Kidder say, it in viewing the house through her opera I gia-s, she would espy mo there? That would dish mo completely. As it is, I think .there's a fair chanco of making her Mrs. Hastings. Her eight thousand would ena ble nie to live very comfortably.'' A knock at the door interrupted the sum ming of his brileiant prospects. ''Come in," answered the young man lazily." "It's a letter for yon, Mr. Hastings," said the servant who entered. "All right ! lay it on the table." The servant did as required and left the room. "Wender who it's from," paid Edward, inditVerently. "Let me cee what it is like." He took up the missive and quickly drop ped it with a gesture of disgust. "Pooh ! how villainously it smells of on ions and tobacco 1 A dirty yellow envelope, too, witii the address l tinning up hill. I'll be afrtiid to open it, if soap and water weren't close at hand. Curiosity finally overcame his repugnance and lie opened the unpromising billet. It read is follows ; MrsTXR Hastings ; Stir, it's yur bill fur washing I sind you, stir, and it's very much I want the money, bein' as two of my chil ders is sick, and its nine dollars, sur, which you have pade me anything, sur, for two months an' I hope you won't mtiik me wate any longer, for it's tiled of waiting I am. I'll tome for the money to morrow inornin', punctootil, Btvd I hope you'll have it reddyt so no more at picsint from Uniihikt McnpnT. "Xo more from Uridgct Murphy I" re prated young Hustings. "Well, I should think Iiridget with the small Ii had said all that was necessary. Hy the way, it's rather an interesting question where I'm to get tho n tie dollars this interesting female expects to receive. Can I exptnd my seventy-live cents to nine dollars by a trick of legerde main ? My quarterly ullowance doesn't full due for six weeks, und the governor has a d. eided nvi rsion to advancing funds." He por.dered a moment and then starting with a bright idea anil exclaimed. "Egad, 1 have it. I'll offer myself to Ma ry Kidder at once. She can't refuse me. I Hatter myself my figure is not to be met with every day." He arose anil surveyed his handsome fig ure complacently in the mirror. "Well, here goes," he said nfter a pause. "Let nm see I'll write to Hiidget first. I'll tell her I'm on the point of marrying a wealthy young lady, and will settle her lit tle bill immediately afterwards, and give her a present beside. I must bo very po lite." He wrote the tor five minutes, producing the following note : My Hkaii Mabam : (That will flatter her) I am expecting to marry a rich young hu'y very noon. As soon as I am inurrieil l win pay your little bill, and to pay you lor wait ing I will make you a handsome present be sides. You may call for my clothes ou next Monday morning. Edmund Hastings. "Xdw for a letter to Miss Kidder. That will take me longer." After some time our hero finished a note which it would bo cruel to reproduce here. Enough to know that it eloquently portray ed the passion that consumed his heart, and intimating that if his suit wns unfavorably regarded, ho would be carried off by some withering disease, if indeed, in his despair, I.e wus not tempted to put an end to ex ist ence; "I guess that will do the work," he thought, "at any rate it ought to." Ho enclosed the notes in envelopes, stamp theiu nml rang for tho servant. "Put them in the post," said ho, indolent ly. Unfortunate Hustings 1 In his careless ness he hud unconsciously put the notes in to the wrong envelopes, so that the declara tion of love went to Iiridget Murphy, and tile "promise to pay" was duly received and opened '.iy Miss Mury Kidder. Of this mis take Edmund Hasting was blissfully igno rant till the next morning's mail brought the following reply from the young lady. "Mu I'dmcnu Hastings Sik : I have to acknowledge tho receipt of a very singulal note from you, wtitteu as I observe, yester day. In it you inform me that you are expect ing to marry a rich young lady. I ought to feel Cattered that you make me a confident in so delicate a mtsMer. I trust the young lady do I know her ? possesses other qualities in addition to her wealth, for I can hardly suppose that this alone would be sufficient to insure her husband's happiness. You must excuse my writing so plainly; but you would not have confided in me if you had not supposed I felt au interest in your wellare. 1 liere is another pari oi your letter that I do not so well ttuderstand. You any, "when I am married I will pay your bill." I am quite unconscious of having any bill aguinat you. Nevertheless, I can not but applaud your honest intentions and rintegrity of purpose. 1 trust you will nbt consider it indelicate in me to request tno acceptance of tho amount of this bill, what ever it may be. You will perhaps be kind enough to invest it in some appropriate preseittfTor this young lady whom you are expecting to honor with your hand. With it you will be kind enough to offer my best wishes tor her happiness., "There is another allusion which I Sod equally difficult to understand. You say, "you will call for my clothes as usual on next Monday.' Now, Mr. Hastings, what should I want with your clothes? I could'nt wear them, you know. Perhaps you mean that they should be considered a security to lie Uttle bill you refer to. put it is quite o.noff'eMarv. J tea MtirVy willing to troit SATURDAY MORNING, MAY 13, to your honesty in tho matter, even if the marriage with the rich young lady does not come off. You need not expect me, there fore on Monday morning. "Yours respectfully, "Makt Ktniinn." "The d ickensl" exclaimed Edmund Hastings, as he finished this epistle. Here's a pretty pickle. If I haven't gone and ex changed notes. I'm dished in that quarter, that's certain; What a dueced sarcastic let ter that girl can write. I wunder what Bridget Murphy will think of tho other." He was not left long in doubt. The door suddenly burst wide open, and a stout, burly daughter of Erin charged in precipitately, overturning a wash-stand, and rusncd at our astonished hero, encircling hitn with brawny anus and hugged exul tantly. "What does this mean ?" cxclnimed Ed mund, dismayed. ."Are you goiu'j to mur der me ?" . - T "O, my darlint!" she exclaimed, and have yon loved me so long and I never know it. And it's so much ye love mo that yc'll shoot ycr brains out if I dont marry ye. Sure I will, for ye'r a handsome, ginlale young gin tleman as ever I sit my eyes upon." "Stop, my good woman, there's a mistake somewuero," exclaimed our here, breathless ly." "No mistake at all. Sure didn't I radc your beautiful letter with my own eyes leastways my cousin Pat read it for my life, and sure I enmo right away for fear you'd put an ind to ycr blessed life, out of despair like. But shur it's Uridgct Murphy that's glad to becomo your dear wife ; and the children cried for joy when I told 'em of the fine young gintlcnian thnt they wquIiI have for a new father and Tim that's my old est ho came with me this morniu' to see you. "Tim, my darlint don't bo bashful like, but come aud hug your new father," pro ceeded tho voluble Mrs. Murphy. A clumsy lad of thirteen seized Mr. Has tings and nearly overpowered him with a fervent display of affection. "Stop I stop!" exclaimed our unlucky he ro once more. "Are ycit mad ?" . : "It's only wid joy," answered Mrs. Mur phy. "When will wo be married ? Sliure I'm ready to go to the praste this blessed minute." . Edmund drew behind a rocking chair as he saw her making preparations for another plunge. "It's all a mistake," said lie hurriedly, "I didn't mean that letter for you 1 wrote it for some one else." "Didn't mane it for me, yo mild destver?" said Bridget irefttlly. "Then give mo my money, ye ould Fpalpeen. Yc'd chute an Honest woman out of her dues, would ye (" Mrs. Murphy advanced towurfl him with a different nnd less affectionate aspect. Edmund hurriedly promised to pay her the same day, if she would desist, nud with some relut'tunce she consented. He contrived to keep his word, but how ho procured tho money was a mystery to all but himself an.l th pawnbroker. Tho bill paid, ho at once found a new washerwoman, having a nervous dread of Mrs. Murphy, which the events of the morning seemed to justify. He is still on the lookout for a young lady with expectations. Miss Kidder is lost to him forever, having accepted the hand ;f another, and less interested lover, with whom she is now making tho tour of Eu rope. a Goon Ai'j'irrini:. Mrs. Skimpin wns a frugal farmers' wife a frugal farmer's frugal wile and they were reported by their neighbors to bo so econo mical that on one occasion they were de tected in making a dinner together from a scrap of potato-skins and clam-shell:;. This may hare been nil exaggeration, fur they did not always live in that way, ns tho Inf lowing incident sufficiently proves. One day, while Mrs. Skimpin was kr.it tiug in the porch, a thin aril low sized littlu young man looked over the fence at her and asked hi t if she had such a thing us it slice of bread in the house. "Well, sir," said she, "I haven't i slice of bread, for there's none cnt; I have got a few crusts, aud 1 suppose you wouldn't like to eat them." Not more than one, tuifaui; I only want just a nibble."- " 1 hen you may come in, and perhaps you would like a drink of good cold water with it. Our water is the best anywhere." The young man entered the house, remark ing : "I am a very very small cater, ma'am, like all our family, aud never cat much at a time ; but 1 am in the habit of taking just the smallest bite in tho world, you know, between meals I've had my breakfast about two hours ago and so, us I said, I dou'l think I can take more than a nibble of any thing, if you sUouldhiro me, and want uie, ever so much. This was a great relief to Mrs. Skimpin, for there was a louf and three or lour pounds of boiled ham in the closet, nnd she bud been fearful that when she opened it they might temnt his appetite. "A small eater not hungry only u nih ble"refleeted she; "well, if that's the case ho could'nt do much harm, if I should set the bread and httin ou the table. It would look better, and cost me nothing." Accordingly sho did so, not forgetting to place the crustE there also, mid btidu huu sit down, while she went for miuiu fresh wu ter. "Don't, ma'am, don't. I'm sure your too liberal. My 1 Here's euougli iiere for an army. I couldti't touch it, I'm sure." This re-assurance was uhurtuing to her. "How I like," exclaimed she, "to seo a mau who is a small eater. Now I think of it, as you aint going to touch anything but the crusts, I've got some cold ytsterdayV broth iu the closet the least might sour and I'll set that on, for a kind vi relish." And that she did. "You're all heart, ma'am ; all heart. Out of politeuess, I suppose I ought to cur. a wa ter Irom that Hani, as you ve been ut uie trouble of sitting it on the table." And bo cut about uu ounce from it, and begau to eat, very slowly. Here a a fpoou tor the brotn, ' sail sue, anxiously, noticing the uet. "And if you preler the crusts, as you only want a uiu-ble-" - ' "Just so, ma'am." 'You can help yourself to broth- I de clare ! my husband's Falling me, out in the Bekl. I shall nave to go, but 1 11 uo back directly." Mrs. Skimpin was detained longer than the had anticipated; and when she returned the found to her amutement that the little man who was such a small eater, had made tad havoc with tho ham. . Two pounds at least, be bad devoured, together with ball tbe loaf, ioi ru bsv re nag himtelf, 3ruiB- a mmm a to -rfL-Jl Lf fl'.fl.,JJLMjJLy i & 18G5. OLD ming with the knife and fork in a cheerful manner. v Bhu felt liko scolding, but checked her self. It would tlo no good. Tho deed was done, and ho must certainly bo filled by this time, though he tlid not leave the table. "Ho was waiting for fiio bite to settle," he said. "And, then I suppose he'll go," thought she; and under no apprehension of a further attack on the bread and ham, she left the room angrily, and resumed her knitting on the porch, momentarily expecting him to coifte out. "The greedy pig!" sighed she. He's stuffed himself full ns a sassidge. and no wonder he feels lnzy now. I shouldn't be much surprised if he never cot up. But whnt keeps him waitinn so long ? Perhaps he's asleep." .- Airs. tMuinpin went into tho house nr'ain. and was this time more uMnnishod thaii be fore. ' Tho email catvr had actually de voured another pound of 1mm, nnd" was busy with the remainder of the bread. f he land s sake 1" eried'she, what a hun gry man you must be !" "Mistake, ma urn, I m not hungry." "Well, 1 shouldn't think vou would be. after all that. Hut i-n't there somethinr tho matter with you ?" isot that I know of. Do I lock 69 if there was '" Appearances is deceitful. To look nt you when yon crime in, a body would sny you couldn't hold more than half a pound to save your soul. But now I think you must be hollow, clear through." "1 m in consumption, I guess; for my ap petite is failing me. I cau't eat what 1 used to." You haven't touched the broth. Trv some, do. Don t you never drink anything at you meals: ' "Ao, ma am. i never iinnk til! t am half i through cat 'ng;" "Heavenly Father 1 Haven't you got half 1 through vet(" j "Almost." "Then startj you rascal ! nnd finish sonic- where else," shrieked the enniged woman. I 'My husband will be iu for his dinner in a minute, mail and hungry, and he'll kill mo I and you too ! for theie's' nothing eatable iu tho house that is ready lor him." j "Nof" said the Biiiull eater, rising to go. ; "You must s'.'t a mighty poor table, then." j "Poor table, you gormandizer, you?" j "And I am glad 1 don't board with you, if : you treat strangers so, begrudging a "slight lunch." j And he left slowly for the gate. j Mrs. Skimpin took one more glance at i tho bone he loft behind him, and the ng- ; gravating sight was too much for her. Shu i seized it savagely, and rushing out, hurled J it after the departing rtinngcr. "Tuke that along with you, to gnaw, vou dog I" "Thr.nk you, ina'nm," he replied, picking it up. "I may come this way again, sonio day; so, have something better next time, for we small outers are aUvavs daintv. MISCELLANEOUS. u i; ii i b: a i e tt s: m i e r THE FUNEllAL PROGRESS. FROM CHICAGO TO SPRINGFIELD. SCENES AliJi INCIDENTS. EXD OF 1,'iXU JOUEXEY. At Chicago. Speaker Colfax delivered nn eloquent and discriminating eulogy of the deud, and he then hurried back to his home. Under his direction there had b'-en built across the track ' at Michigan City an ever green dome, tasteful iu structure, in detail, and bearing upon each of the four faces, hi letters woven from the arbor-vitnc to the trailing arbutus by tho hands of ladies, an appropriate motto. One of them was as follows : :. Abrauau Lincoln, : "We resign thro to OoJ and History." : Then a number of young ladies' one for each ttute, dressed in uniform of white witli black scarfs, sung hymns nnd dirges while the train united for breakfast, which had i. .,i i... i. ..;;,.., ii,,,., were met by a committee of one hundred fioni Chicago. Thence three hours ride over tho prairie and by tho side of tho lake, which iu tho distance, w here it lay banked up against the horizon, seemed a vast cres cent of emerald, and nearer by lay waveless. tti!el ;?9, and beautiful, and tho funeral train stopped a mile and a half from the heart of Chicago, just where the railroad diverges from tire shore to puss over the water a milo further on rows of driven piles. Hero Senator Doolittle, Wilkcsnn, Howe and Trumbull, and llepresentutives, Wilson of Iowa, i nd Wentwotth of Illinois, joined the csoo t, and from this point tho proees sion movid. The first notable leature was this. 15,000 children from the public schools marshaled by their teachers, and these were given the first iIaco in the pro cession after the citizens' Committee of 100. The proce.'sion was four hours pissing a given point, and numbered OO.'iOl". A pro minent place was accorded tue colored citi zens and their various organizations. ItltlDliEI'OllT. Wc soon reach Bridgeport. The people here have lighted btm-lire.-r, and with torches light tho way as the train slowly moves along. Passing by Summit, Joyes and Lemon, where wo see crowds of specta tors, wo reach Lockport at 11:8a. Lot'KroIlT. At this place minute gunn are fired. Many persons lino tho track holding torches, and in the background is an immense bonlire. Many of the houses are draped in mourn ing, and some are illuminated. Ono of the mottoes is: "Come Home." Hundreds of persons ure here congregated, the men inter tly'gaziug vtitU uncovered heads. The train passed all tho stations slowly, ut which times the bells of the locomotives were tolled. JOLIET. ' M'ulh'KjM Minute guns are fired, aud tho bells tolled, and a bras band plays a funeral air Many ladies aud gentlemeu arranged on a heavily draped platform sing a hym. It is said that l'J.000 persons are gathered. The depot here, as at the preceding stutiou, bears an illuminated po. trait of our late President, with tho motto: "Champion, do fendent end martyr of Liberty." Houures light up this interesting scene. Draped national flags are waved by the color-bearers. It it raining, but this does not prevent even women and children from a participation in these outward works of respect. The train move beneath so afeb which span the trseV JL1 0 SERIES, VOL. 25, NO. 32. It Is constructed cf immense, timbers, decked with Hug, mottoes nnd a profusion of evergreens, and surmounted by a figure of the Ocniu of America. "Thero is rest for thee in Heaven,'' was aung by male and female voice as wo slowly left this interest ing locality. At Elwood and Hampton the petrple had kindled immense bohtires. .tVlLUlNUTOS. 1a.m. Here there are at least 100 peo ple drawn up in lino on each side of the track, with torches. Minute guns are filed. Over 2,000 persona are gathered, tho men with their heads uncovered. GAUI)i:.NKIt. Here there is tho usual display. All the houses ore draped iu mourning und illumina ted. fcwicniT. .2 a. M.-rThit 48 the Place where tlia Prlnrn of Wales find his royal party were entertain ed. All tho citizens are out of doors. Bells arc tolling and minute guns firing. Tho American ling is draped. At Odell, Cuyugn, and rontiae. large crowds assembled, with tho usual demon strations, including minute guns. 1.EXINOT0K; 4 A. li. A band of music is plcyicg. TON -VW AN DA. 4:30 A. M. There is alio hero a large assemblage of people. IlLOOMINCTOS. 5 a. m. Bloomington is reached. A large arch bears the inscription "(jo to thy rest." Other places are passed where wo witness similar demonstrations. The population is said to bo at least 8,000 : one bud of them "re abroad all testifying their respect for i the distinguished deud. BUI RLE v. Shirley is passed, and the next rfntion reached is Flunk's Ulove at fl:!50. Minute guns, the tolling of bells, sinking bv a choor of ladies, contribute with mournful effect to the occasion which calls out the inhabitants. Atlanta. C a. in. Wc have a clear dav. The sun ! ,,lu remains cf the President, which have light the beuutil'ul pruilio couiArv through. ! vcr' ftu,c changed since they left Washing w hich we pass. Even body admired the !'"' To-night tho stream continues. Tin landscape. " I appearance of the Hall of Iteprcsciitativss ii The horses exhibit the usual badges and ! worthy of a full description. dniperv of sorrow. Portraits of Abraham Lincoln are prominent in every direction. , Thousands of people urc assembled. Minute I guns are fired and there is music of the fife and muffled drum. We noticed among the j mottoes, "Mournfully and tenderly bear him ; to his grave." The interuit here, as at all ; tho other stations, is intense. MNtox. I 7 a.m. This place is named after Abra ham Lincoln, and contains between two and '. three thousand inhabitants. Ho had n di rect interest in its origin. The depot is lianilsomly ilrapeil. Jaime?, dressed in j w hito and black, are singing as we pass under a Handsomely constructed nren, on each side, vf whiehis a picture of the de ceased President with the motto, '-Willi fili..Ti to None, with Charity fur all." The national and State flags aro promi nently displayed, and a profusion of ever greens with black and white drupings, make up tho urt-stic und nppioprtalo ur rungemcut. BltOADMlLL AND KLKIIAKT. Broadmill is passed and wc tire now nt Elkhart. Men stand with uncovered heads, und ladies wavo little' tlags nhich arc hand somely tlrnped. We are eighteen miles from Springfield. We pass under another arch w ith both large ut;d 1'iiiull U:tgi mourning drapery and ever greens. Ol the latter is formed a cross, in tertwined with black, bearing the motto, "Ours the Cross; thine, the Crown." WILLI AMSVII.LK. All tho houses aro draped and there ate many litle lings and portrait. We pa.-s un der another arch similar to tho above, with tho inscription: "llo has fulfilled his mission." FIir.UMAN BTATION. Sherman station, eight miles from Spriug fickb We see many people uu the road, some on horse back, and goinu in carriages, but tho larger part on foot. The number increases, until at 9 o'clock, , m bour ly,d tho lime, we reacu- ed Soriuglield. sriti.NofiKi.n. Ve have now reached the city where is to be deposited all that is mortal of Abruhum Lincoln. Siuco leaving Washington nn Friday, the lilst of April, to this time, the third of May (.12 days), we have traveled by a circuitous rou'.o 1.700 or 1.800 miles. The funeral cars with which tte started from Washington have been brought all the way hither by rail. Is'o accident even of a trivial character, has happened, so perfect have been tho air uigcineii's of Uievet Hiig. Uen. McL'ullum, who has given to the move ments his personal attentiou. THE l'KOCT.SSION. The remains of President Lincoln were received ut the Chicago, Alton und St. Louis station. The procession formed in the fol lowing order: lirig.-den. Cook and stall'; military escort; Major-Oen. Hooker and stall'; tho Guard of Honor; relatives anil friends in carriages; tho Illinois delegation fro.n Washington; Senator and Uepresenta tives ol the Congress ot the United States, iiielu ding their Sergeant-at-Arms, and Speak er Colfax, the Illinois State Legislature, the Governors of different Stales, delegations from Kentucky, the Chicago Committee of Reception, the Judges of the different Courts, tho reverend Clergy, oflieers of the Army and Navy, firemen "of the city, ciluens gen erally, colored citizens, ifcc. While the procession was moving ttie law office of Abraham Lincoln, iu a block ot threo story brick buildings, w-us pointed out. Tho entrance was draped in nioui nii.g. and nt the door hung a portrait ol the de ceased. Tin: UKAitsi:. Tho hearse that carried tho coffin was splendidly adorned. It was brought from St. Louis especially for the purpose, aud cost over f 3,000. It wits drawn by six black horses. All the trapping were in accordance with tho purposo for which it was used. Tho pro cesstou move to the funeral music ot an instrumental band. The houses ou the streets through1 which it passed, alt bore portrait and emblems or woe, with ap propriate mottoes. DECORATIONS. The Illinois and Mississippi telegraph office wa ornamented with a side view of an obelikk of pure white on a black ground. .boot half wir dd tbe. abaft ia the word ' Di-jlo ber-W. Ja f--b of lavor tciuis Out wnara of IB il On aqnars, 3 months, Bix month, On. y.ar, Exooutora and Administrators ov Auditor nrUleet, ,Q Boine, Card! of i HhM. par annam, W McrchatiU and oilier, advartiting u U fo'llowi t,rl"'s 01 'banging quartai. , a One quarter column, not exceeding 4 iquarei, $1 1 M One iiiilf column, not eicoodiug iftuuarM, Si 0 One column, at VV Editorial or local advertiiing, ait nomber of tin not exceeding ten. 20 ouu L.r lui: It) cuils fa rcry additional line. Marriage notice, id cent. Obituaries or resolution ataompwing naltaej at doatim, In ceati per liut. telle, and on the base is inscribed n tehli- in tnt from his last innaugural, numely: "With inaliee towurd none; with charity for all." ' Tho windows ure also tastefully adnrne 1, including a bust of the Inte President stand ing on a black velvet pude.lul tnuiuied wita silver fringe. The remains were deposited In the State House with the usual scletnu furuiuli'.ias. TUB CAPITOL. The outside of tho dome of the Capitol is deep black, and this, together with the cor- nice anu pillars ou winch it rests, are elabo rately festooned with white aud blue!'. Similar drapery falls Irom the eaves and tha columns. The rwlitnents both on the north and Couth entrances, are corrugated with evergreens, and the Capitol draped with white and black muslin. All the windows uru part', illy curtained with- wb'te p-srl Mack trimmings at tho top and black falling at tho base ; from the crown of the dome is a Staff on which is the national flag ut halt-must with black streamers. The g.:i:'?ral arrangement is ar tistic nnd appropriate. The entrance to tho Capitol and the ntund.t is heavily draped and festoons of evergreens bang from the dome. Tho body lies in the P.cprcSentalive Hall, the galleries of which arc supported by twelve colnns, und, together with the panels, arc covered with black velvet trim med with silver fringe. In tho centre of each panel is a representation of a tprig of myrtle made of silver. On each column, under the gas jets, is an evergreen wreath, dotted with white flowers and tied with silk ribboni. On tho west side of thy hall is a painted blue ground, with white stars cud alternate white and red, somewhat representing the uuiioiiul liag, with a black elotid above, us typicul of the nation's gloom. JLV1NQ IN STATE. The remains were. Roon nlW hein.v nlf,l 11,0 b!tttli 1Iouse, exposed to public view. HALL OF llElMll:Si:STATtVL9. I lliousandsot persons have to-dav visited . 1IU J?-1""' arrangement was to make the decorations coi respond with the room, which is a semi-circular colonade of 11 Corinthian columns, supporting a half dome, tho straight side being toward the west, center of which the Speaker's chair, which had been removed for the occasion. At the apex of tho dome is the rising sun, l adieu t to the circumference. On the floor a dais was erected ascended I by three steps. On tho dais a hc.xngou I canopy, supported on columns 12 feet high, ! the shaft Covered with black velvet: the capitals wrought in white velvet with silver bauds and fills ; the canopy, tent shaped, rising seven feet in the centre, covered with heavy black broadcloth iu radiating alack folds. Surmounted at the apex and at each an gle with black plumes, having white cen ters. A draped eagle is perched on the middle of each crown mould. Tho cornice is of Kgyptitim pattern, corresponding with black velvet; thu bands and mouldings uro of silver. The liuing of the canopy is whito crape in radioing folds over blue, lucky set with ctnrs of silver, und terminating at the Corni ces inside in a band of black velvet witl fillets. Hetween the columns a rich vnlanci in fold with heavy sMver fringe from untie which depend velvet curtains extending from each column two-thirds of thedistanci from the capitols to the center of the cor nice, looped with silver baud --the whole disposed as to exhibit both colums ami cap itoM inside ami out. '1 he effect ol the canopy and its suppoit and the drapery is very imposing, the whol being tini'ine and elegant, combining light itess vv ith inassivenes.H and good harmony Twelve brilliant jets ol gas burning i; ground g I flits springing from the coluii nt lightened the interior and retlected from th varying folds of double lining uu opaline ul moephere to the whole. The Cdtafalco is covered w 'th black vc vet, trimmed with bilver and satin, an adorned with SO burniohed silver stars, 1 ut the head and 12 ou each bide, und wi built -titer drawings '.nude by Col. Sehwart Tho tloor of the dias was covered witll eve greens and white Cowers. The AtMihiai!i(iu .ijjo I'lunut'd, A. D. lliehurdson states in his forthcomir work: "Ou the day of Mr. Lincoln's tir inauguration, I travelled in u crowded ra way ear in Mississippi and Lnuisiaii While the train was stopping, and comers tioii cutild be heard through tho carriag sonio one alluded to the event. Anotli passenger replied: 'I hope to Cod he w be killed before he takes the oath.'' A thi said: '1 have wagered a new hat that lieith he nor Hamlin will ever live to bo inaugui ted.' IS curly all preettt belonged to l educated, wealthy, slavchokling class t class which originated and conducted t war. Several i xpre.-se l approval of thi remarks, uot one utten d a word of dissen I was in the Cotton States f r weeks at'' thi., and the subject vva; frc'juetitly allud to'in my presence. I heard but ono m condemn the proposed assat-iiiation, ami was a L'iiionist. Again nud again leadi journu's, which were cti'led reputable, ask "Ii theio no lirutus ta rid thu world of l! tyrant (" Howards were openly proposed tiie President's head. If Mr. Lincoln I. been murdered, in li.iltimore, every Seeess journal in the South would have cipresi its approval, directly or indirectly, course, I do not believe that fhe masses, all Secessionists, would have desired sue t-tuin upon tho American name; but t then, us afterwards, when they nmrde our captured so'tlitrs, und sturved, in. and shot our prisoners, the men who and controlled the rebel appeared deaf humanity and tu decency. Charity wo fain hold them insane; but there was much method iu their niaduegs. "Fp.ttino. a man-trap" is the title gi to the picture of a pretty young ladj ranging her curls at a mirror. There is a paper collar manufactory Springtleld, Massachusetts, that turns ten thousand collars a day. In San Francisco there it a Chinese tor namoiVLi Po-Tal, who makes q inc of $20,0013 per year. A man in Brewer. Main, ret f eioe Ced with any known fiag-ettfT, iUttiK A.tnrt- t'5 w rfe Utitu t