WIT AND HUMOR, " A Vonkoo Wedding in Now York. j Chancing to visit (lie office of Alderman , a few years since, we witnessed nn hymeneal ceremony tbut will bear narra ting. Tlic bridegroom was a weather-beaten countryman, a pert'ert picture of good na ture, but so tall that in entering tlio portals of the ofliee an involuntary obeisance was necessary, while tlie artificial hollyhock on the summit of the bride's bonnet just touch ed the elbow of her expected lord, Their entrance was preceded by an urchin with dilapidated garments who'claimcd and nicci ved three coppers as his fee for guiding them to the spot. "What can I do for vou, my good friends ?" ' asked the urbane Alderman, asTf in utter ignorance of the object of their visit. 'Tray be seated, madam." ''Well, Squire," answered (he groom, with a complacent, glance ut the filagree breastpin that Listened a dashing ribbon around the lady's neck, "old Jlr.i, l'ctlibone down t Lynch you've hearu tell about her, 1 reckon V "Well, really, I think I hardly know 1 guess not." "Not. heard tell of her! why she makes about the best punkin saas you ever put in your stummik, I reckon ; slips down jist as sleek as a greased cat cruwliu' threw a jint of stove pike." "Very happy to be introduced to her, sir ; but don't let me interrupt you. Pray 2roeeud."' "Jcs' so, jes'so. Well, old Mrs. TMtihonc gin me Iianthy, here to get spliced to. She's a wiilder woman, and old Deacon I'ct tihone made ropes of money in the shoe peg business when he was alive and I larnt the business with him; so yc diskiver that nat'rally I liked the gal, and the old lady gin consent ; so ef you'll pronounce the cer emony the money's ready." "So you wish to be married, eh J" queried the Alderman, willing to spend a few mo ment's leisure in conversation. ".May I venture to ask what induced you to break through a bachelor's life ?" 'Martin, 'Squire ; sartin. Vou sec it's r.at'ral. Who ever heard tell of a bachelor chippin' bird or a bachelor bob-o-link ? I reckon nobody has. And then ain't ihi'iWn kinder nat'ral '? Ain't double roses and double mornin' glories and double pincys the pootiest, and don't everybody like 'cm better than single ones. The amount on it is, naler teaches it. 'Squire, clear through the programmy, beginning with the robins and leaving off with the apple blossoms." "Very true, my good sir; a. very philo sophical view of the subject. (Turning to the lady.) And you, madam, have yon given this subject the attention it merits :" "Never mind her, 'Squire, jUt let me set tic that air business; 'taint no kinder use to trouble your bowels about Dianthy. Just you fetch out your books and fire away." The ceremony was soon performed." Our "Reform" Alderman has carried improve ment even into that department of his duties and a two dollar bill was duly placed in bis palm by thencw lv made husband. After he had congratulated the pair and wished them success, Jonathan exclaimed, "'Squire you're a regular trump, you are ; anil it you ever come to J-ynn you 11 find a stoppin' place with rac and n rousin' wel come. Dut, 'Squire," and Jonathan faceti ously inserted his fore-linger into the region of the Alderman's ribs, "I'm done w ith vne hor.ie bedstead, I nm. C!ood-byc, 'Squire !" A Lawyer Hoprinianded. A story is told of a very t'liiiiient lawyer in New York receiving n, severe rejirinmud from a witness ou the stand whom lie was trying to browbeat. It was nn important issue, and in order to save his rausc from defeat, it was necessary tlint Mr. A impeach the w itness. He endeavored to do it on the ground of age. The following dialogue ensued : Lawyer "I low old arc you ?"' "Witness Seventy-two years." Lawyer ' Your memory, of course, is not as lirilliant and vivid as it was twenty years ago, is it '"' Witness "I do not know but it is." Lawyer "State some circumstances which occurred twenty years ago, and we shall be able so see how well you can rc-mcmU r." Witness "1 appeal to your honor if I am to be interrogated in this manner : it is insolent." Judge- "You had better answer the ques tion." Lawyi r "Yea, sir, state it '." Witness "Well, sir, if you compel mc to do it I will. About twelve years ago you studied in Judge B 's olliec did vou nut V Lawyer "Yes." Witness "Well, sir, I remember jour father coming into my ollice and saying to me, .Mr. 1) , my son is to be examined to-morrow, and I wish you would lend mc f.i'lecn dollars to buy him a new suit of clothes. I remember, also sir, that from that day to this he has never paid me that sum. That sir, I remember as though it were yesterday." Lawyer (considerably ashamed) "That w ill do sir." Witness "I presume it will."' Woman's Foxu C'onckai.imi. A poet semis us the following back -handed compli ment to the sex : We're sinner's in tobacco-juice we know ; Hut woman tenderly would hido the slain For, see the dirt the dnrliiiirs mider-go, To eweepthe sidewalks with their flowing train ! How I In Liked Thf.m. Dr. Francis was a wag, and once w hen early peas were on the table, he emptied the contents of his snuff box over them. "Francis 1 Francis!" ex claimed a friend, "what are you about ?" "I like them that way," was the answer. lie of course, had the dish to himself; when he had concluded, he exclaimed : "You thought it wits smiir, did you Nothing but Hack popper." An elderly lady who was handling a pair of artificial plates in a dental otlico, and ad miring the fluency with which the dentist described them, asked him : "Can a body cat ith these things " "My dear ma'am, mastication can be performed wilh a facility scarcely excelled by nature herself," respon ded the dentist. "Yes I know ; but can u body cut with 'em ?" replied the woman. The rewtird of vidians is various : some of them ure hung, others cropped und brand fd others elected to oiiice. The ancient Creeks buried their dead in jars. Hence the ori-iu of tho txpn s: ion, "He's gone to pot." Hy ft .disgusted Keeesh : "Floyd and rrice. ure pretty good Generals, take 'cm as they run." It is too bud. Folks nrc getting to call tho Confederate armies the Con-ytW-crate armies. A wag says of a woman :- "To her virtues we give love to her beauty, our admiration to her hoops, tho whole pavement. It is no niisfortuno for u nice young lady to lose her good name if a nice jouiig gen tleman given her a better. It is impossible to look ut the sleepers in a churi h without being reminded that Suu dy is a d ly of rest. IaI a mau turn rebel, and ull und all other linns will tome cav to him. "THEY GO RIGHT TO THE SPOT." INSTANT RELIEF ! STOP YOt'R COt'UII ! PURIFY YOUR 1IREATH ! STRENGTHEN YOUR VOICE! SPA LDI N G'S Tl I UOAT CO riXT IO. S AUG GOOD FOR CLERGYMEN, GOOD FOR LECTURERS, GOOD FOR PUBLIC SPEAKERS, GOOD FOR SINGERS, GOOD FOR CONSUMPTIVES. Gentlemen Curry Sj4itIiii;r! Throat 'oiil--t ion. Ladies nro ilelijrhlcil with SpaMiiiK'M Tliront I'oiifeolloiiw. Children Cry for lislc!iuji Throat Confections. They relieve n Cough Instantly. 'J hey elenr the Throat. They give strength nnd volume to the, voice. They impart a delicious aroma to tho breath. They nrc delightful to tho taste. They aro made of t imnlo herbs and cannot hnrm any one I aiftieo every ono who has n Cough or a Ilit'ky Voice or n Hail lireiith, or any difficulty of tho Thronj to Ret a jmckago of my Throat Confections ; they will relieve you Instantly, anu you will agjpo with mo that ''they gorighl to thosr-ot." You will find them very useful and pleasant while traveling or attending public meeting" for stilling your Cough or allnylng your thirst. If ynu try ono pnekage I am sufo in snying tlmt you will ever afterwards consider them indipi nfible, You will find them at the 1'ruggisls nud Dealers in Medicine. Price 25 Cents. My signature is on each pneaknge. All others are counterfeit. A Package will be sent by mail, prepaid, on receipt of Thirty Cents. Address, HENRY C. SPALDING, No. 48 Cedar street, New York. Eur sale at 11. A. Fisher's Drug Store, Sunbury, Pa 0 NervousHeadache l!y the usr-ef these TillE the periodic attack.-of Ner vous or r-ick lleaducho lnny bu prevented ; mid if taken nl tho commencement (if an attack immediate relief from pain and sicknesses will bo obtained. They seldom fail in removing tho Nausea and lt'-adi.clic to w hich females arc so subject. They net gently upon tho bowels, removing Cos tiveness. For Literary men, Students, Delicate Females, and all persons of sedentary habits, they are valuable as a Laxative, improving the appetite, giving ,"10 '""1 vigor to tho digestive organs, and restoring the natu ral elasticity nnd strength of the whole svstein. The CKPHAL1U PILLS arc tho result of long in vestigation and carefully conducted experiments, having been in use mnnv years, during which time they have prevented and relieved a vast amount of pain and sum-ring trom Headache, w hether originat ing in the nervous system or from a deranged state of tho stomach. Tho are entirely vcgetablo in their composition, nnd may be taken nt ull times w ith perfect safely, without making any change of diet, nnd tho absence of any disagreeable tusto renders it easy to adminis ter them to children. EE W ARK OF COUNTERFEITS ! Tho genuine have five signatures of Henry C. Spalding on each liox. Sold by liruggiats and all other Deulers in Medi cines. A Box will Ic sent by mail prepared on receipt of tno Price, 25 Cents. All orders should bo addressed to HENRY C. SPALDING, 4S Cedar Street, New York. For tale at FISHER'S Prug Store, Sunbury, Pa From the Examiner, Norfolk, Va. Cephalic Pills accomplish tho object for which they were made, viz: Cure lleaducho in all its forms. From the Pcmoernt, St. Cloud. Minn. If you are. or have been troubled with tho head- ache, send for a box (Cephalic Pills,) so that you may iiute uitui iu cusu oi ou ttiiaea. From tho St. Louis Democrat. Tlio immense demand for Cephalic Pills is rapidly luti eu-uig. Troiii the Gazette, Davenport, Iowa. Mr. Spulding would nnk connect his nanio with an uriicle lie uia not kuow to ikmscss real merit. From tho Advertiser. Providence, It. I. The testimony in their favor is strong, fiouitho mu-i re.ipeeiuuie quarters. From tho Daily News, Newport, It. I. Cephalic Pills are taking the place of all kinds. From the Kanawha Star, Va. Vc arc sure that persons suffering with the head uche, who try them, will stick to Ihcin. From the Advertiser, Providence, It. I. J lie Cephalic Pills aro said to bo a remarkably ctl'ectivo remedy lor the headache, und ono of tho very best for that very frequent complaint which has ever oeeu ui-seoYcmi. 0 A SINGLE POTTLE OF $0 v 'ECONOMY! Save tbc Pieces ! SiIliii- IVoitnrcil .'Iuc! liuldiiiu'tf Ii-eiiir 1 t.'li.o t Np.ikliiiij' lreknrt-l ,ilu! WILL SAVE TEN TIMES ITS COST ANNUALLY. As accidents will happen, even in well regulated iiiimticH, it is very dciiaUo to have some cheap and cunvemeiit way for repairing Furniture, Tovs, Crock, cry, Ac. ' 1 BPALDINli'S PREPARED OLUE Meets all such emergencies, and no household can afford to without it. It is always ready and up to the sticking point. "USEFUL IN EVERY HOUSE." A Prush acoompunies each Cottlo. PlilC'E 23 CENTS. Address HENRY C. SPALDINO, No. 48 Cedar Street, Now York. For sale at It. A. FISHER S Drug Store, Sunbury, Northumberland county, Pa. C A II TT 0 N ! As eertuin unpriueipled persons are attempting to K KIM HviVr iTsT'""1! !mblic '""'I"'- " n.y 1 ltfcl Art ED OLLE, I would cautiou all persons to examine .iH-!..ro purchasing, and sco that the full name SPALDINU .S PREPARED tJLl E, i, on the rdntl " "'""i Uiiling cuuulcr iy 3, lso2 r CURE G ROVER & BAKER'S First Premium SEWING MACHINES for family lbb and MnnufnrlurlnK Inrpof si. With Hcmmcrt, Fellers, Tuckers, Corners, Binders, Ae PRICES FROM (40 UPWARDS SEWING MACHINE COMPANY, Mnke I ho Inek or Shuttle Stitch Machines of the m Enttcrns, nnd at the same prices as their celebrated DOU ILK LOCKSTITCH MACHINKS. This l the only Company ihat mnkes rtnth kinds, there fore the only one Ihul can supply all the wants of the pub lic. ftr" Purchasers can take their choice of either Stitch with the privilege of cxt-hnnging for the other. A new styleot Shuttle Machine runs fast and quiet, for Vest .Makers Tailors, Shoe Binders, Ac. At the Loa Price of $40. tF BUY THE BEST.! CROVKIl ft BAKER'S, M. Co. . 73U Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, t "jr H. B- MASsr.n, Sunbury, Ta., Agent tor tho Manufacturer. December lit, lent ly lOiEUMATICS! DB. LELAND'S ANT I-R II E U M A T I C BAND PERMANENTLY CVBK3 RHEUMATISM! IN ALL ITS VARIOUS FOUMrJ. Acute or Inflammatory ; Chronic, Lumbago, Sciutica, Plcurottyne, Ae. Ptih"tie of the Joints and Cramps Gouts, Ncurnl irin and all Nervous Affections Erysipelas, ffalt Hheum and Scrofulous Kruptions of the body Neutralizes tho impurities of tho Blood and Fluids of the whole system, and effectually counteracting Mereuriul mid other poisonous influences. It is a convenient arrange 11KLT, containing a Medicated Compoundjto be wot n around the body, ai F LJ VA AH I s wherever the disease may lie. It can worn without injury to the most delicate person, .11,1 n ana nocniiuge in tne proper minus ot living is re . A quired itcntirclv removes rhe diseiue from the -J B))BiCIII, WHII KIO lUlltlVK'US UBC, III BUTII l.'IBl.'S, IPI CD destroy the coiistitution und give temporary re lief only by siupit'ying the system, and deadening 9. its viuilitv. Hv tilts treatment, the litedieinfil nro J pertics contained in the Hand, being of a highly M HarnmtUic and volutilc HHtuieaud capable of being lL reHdily nlwrbed, through the pores of the skin, V U come into direct contact with the Blood and gene- m . ral circulation, without first hnving to pass through "j tfi the stomach, wnteh would lend not only to deunc.tj from their curative powers, but to impair the ini the stomach, wnieh would tend not only to detract tenia! orcnusnn derange the digestion nlso Thus I nvoidinc the mjutifus elfects, so often the result of internal reincdie, nud elleetiuR a perfect cure by I purifying ami euahztnL; the circulation of the vital L iluids and restorlna: the parts ntlected to a henllhy y cndition i ins i:miU is also a inist powertui'-"ANTI-MKKCl'KIAN AUK.NT." Cnb.mel be- W iug the primary cause of a hirge part of the stilt' H uess, Neuralgic I'auis and Itheuinatics, so prevn H lent nnd will entirely relieve the system Iruin its J periiiBioua elFtvU, ri M-iderntc puspb nrr cnml inn few diiva, otid we I. arc C'liimnutly rci'eivini; utui.mlitcd tt-Rtiiii'miHlR M to wliinh we Invite msHrtMn nt uiir "llice of llicir ellicucy in itgmvatuil cuucsnf king standing y HUCF. TWO D.M.I. ARS. M:iyl hmlnf DntK. j cists, nr will he sent by mull upon receipt of or j liy express every whore, wilh all ucccKSiity insliue. lions from the piiucipul ofliee of "1 G. SMITH & CO-, Sole Proprietors, 4!1 Eiioapwav, ninr Broom slrcet, Nkw Yoiik. I 'j? Trcutiec, with Certilied Teetimoninls, eeut free. APAPTKD TO SOLDIERS. Ar.r.NTS Sun'inry, Frilin A Orant, " ' OeorKo Urinht. " NorlhumberliuiJ, 11. 13. MuCoy. March. Ii2. ly ot !ev 1 0rli I.Iiiom. THE CAMDKN AND AMUOV AND I'HILADEL I'HIA AND 'J'ilENTOX H. K. CO.'S LINES. l'rom Philadelphia to AViri Yuri and H'ly Places, from Walnut street Wharf and Kensington Depot, trill leave as follows, viz : FAlin. At 6 A. JI., via CnniiKn and Auiboy, (C. and A. Accommodation.) S2 25 At ti A. M., via Camden and Jersey City, X. J ., Aecommodalion, " 2 25 At i'i A. M., via Kensington nnd Jer.-ey City, (Morninu; Muil.) 3 00 At 12J 1'. M., via Camden and Auiboy, (Ac commodation,) " 2 25 At 2 1'. M., vitt Camden and Amboy, (C. and A. Kxiirvw,) 3 00 At 4 1'. M., via Cauiden und Jewy Cily, (Evening E.ire...) " 3 00 At 4 I'. M., via Camden and Jersey City, (Second C'lu.-s Ticket.) 2 25 At Oi I'. Jl., via Kensington and Jersey Cilv, (Evening Mail.) ' 3 00 At 12 1. M., via Keiiin ton nnd Jcr.-'ey City, (Suitthern Mail,) ' 3 00 At 5 P. M., via Camden and Amboy, (Accotn. inodation, Freight and FafHciigcr, First Claw Ticket, 2 25 Second Clii Ticket, 1 50 ThutiJ I'. M. Line rim daily, (Sundyi"cxceited.) Tho 12 1'. M., Southern Mail, ruin" daily. For Water (iaji, Stroudsburg, Scranlon, M'ilkes bnrrc. Montrose, tireat Hcud, Ac, ut 7-111 A.M., from Keusititun, viu Ielawnre, Luckituuuua und Western lltiilroad. For Muuch Chunk. Allcntown, Betlilcliem, Betvi ilere, Elusion, I.ambertville. Fleinington, Ac, at 7-10 A. M., l'roin Ken-iiiion Dci.ot, uud at 2i 1'. M., liom Walnut ritreet Wharf. (The " III A. M. Line connects with Truiiis leaving En.tou for Maueh Chiiiik, ut H-.'ii I'. M.) For Mount llollv, at 0 A. M., 2 and 4 J'. M. For Freehold, ui fl A. M. and 2 P. M. WAY LINES. For Ilristol, Trenton, Ac, at 7-10 and 0 A. M. und 5, twill nnd 12 1. M. from Keu.siugtou, and at 2i 1. M. from Walnut Street Wharf. For llristol and intermediate Stations, at 111 A.M., from Kensington DejKit. For l'uluij ia, Hiverton, Delanco, Ueverly, liur linglon, Florence, liordeutown, Ac, ut 12i', 1, 4, 5 und ls P. M. SteuiiilHuit Trenton, for Bordentnwn und interme diate Station, ut 2i 1'. M., from Walnut st. Wlmrf. I ft?' '"'r New York, ami Way Lines leaving Ken. siunloii lieit, tnku tho t'ard on Filth street, above Walnut, half un hour before, departure. Tlio Cara run into tho Jlciiot, uud on the arrival of each Train, run from Iho Dejiot. Fifty Founds of liagsago only, allowed each purM-nirer. I'aiwengers uro irohib"ited from taking anything as baggage but their wearing apparel. All baggage over fifty pounds to bo paid for extra. The Com puny limit their responsibility for baggage to Ono Dollar per pound, and will not be liable for any aniouut beyond d00, except bv upeeial contract. WM. 11. "UATZMEK, Ageut. March 20, lRi',2. ii:vmi. iioti:i., Siiiibiu-y, rlliiiiiilt-i lanl Co., la. flllllS large and eommodioua Hotel, now managed 1. by JAMES VANDYKE, isaituato at the Kuil road Depot, North East comer of Market Square, Sunbury, l'a., and at tho terminiu of the Sunbury A Ei io and Northern Central Uailrouds, and is open for the accommodation of Travelers and the public iu general. The proprietor will givo life exclusive attention to Iho comfort and convenience of his gue.ui, and is determined to make this I'slablithuicut rank among tho first in the State. lint tablo w ill be supplied with the best the market can produce, having iho advantago of daily commu nication by ear direct from Baltimore, and also from thcae bringing produce from tho aurtoundiug country. liis bur will be gupplied with tho purest liquora the uiurkct can produce. Careful and obliging servants always in attendance. New and commodious stubling ha just boon added to the premises. A share of tho local and traveling community U most respectfully solicited. Sunbury, January 12, 1801. BOOTS AND SHOES can be purchased at the Mammoth Store of Friling A firant, very cheap, a we are determined not to be undersold by anybody. Call and loam the list of prices for yoursulves. Sunbury, Jan. 12, Jbtil. FHILINU A UltANT. Inlcrualivnul Hotel, 65 and 307 Urotulway, Vorntt Franilin Street, NEW YORK. rpiIIS first elan House the most quiot, homelike X and pleasant Uotol in the city oflera auporior inducement. U) II.... .isi.i,,,, Nkw Vork for bJHineM or pleasure. Il w central iu It. location, and kopt on the tukopEAs 1 lan, in eouueotion with Taylor's nr tI'MhL" .ro,rBsntt""'t " be had a all hours, or (urved I in their owu rooma. The charge, are mo derate, the roouu and aUend.nee of the Bret order m ' i" oo li 'S uwdun oonnmitnce. nuched. LANK (Parohmeut Paper.) Deed, and blank Moit Kites. Bonds. Ki.,...i.,. u i - .,J!!l?.t ''"LE0?.0! 'l'"Suubury Alnerioan.,' f A.LK; chc',,,' """ V'or thTcottli 1 iiiWe, Iu two vuluuiis, wiiu commeut.ries Entirely Vegetable. No Alcoholic Prepa ration. DR. HOOt'liANP'R CELEBRATED GERIAAIT BITTERS, Prepared by VU. C. M. JACKSO.N & COMrhilaJlphia,Pft will effectually curs LIVER COMPLAINT, DYSPEPSIA. JAUN DICE. Chronic Nervous Debility, Diseniei of the Kid r.eyt, and alldiflcaaei arising from a disordered Liver or Stomnch. Such si Conitirmtinit, Inward Pi let. Fulneii or Bloop t" t)i UphJ, Acuhtyof the Stomnch, Nnuwa, Henrthurn, Dinguit foi F(Mdt Ftilnesi or Weight in the stomach, Smu Kructattmii Pinking or Ftutterttig at th Pit of the tttnmnch, Swimming of the Henil, Hurried and DitTicult Brentlnng, Fluttering at the Heart, Clinking or 8uiTofating peiiMtinua when hi a Ivint ptnture, iltmneaa of Vistou, .,r k-.-.. il. i it.. it n. ; the Hide Back, Client, Li ml, &c.,iuldeu Flushes of Hent HuruiitK in the Fteah. Cmistant IinnrininffS of evil, and gre'it Dfpvenions of 9pinta,and will positively pruvent 1 enow rever, uiuious h ever, c. The prodnetor in calling the attention nf the public to this prenaratioin dors so with a feelin uf the utmost enn futeitreiii ita virtues and adaptation to the diseases for which it ia recommended. It is no new and untried article, Imt one that has stood the test nt a twelve years1 trial tefor the American peo nlc. nnd its reputation and mW are unriviillrd hv any stmi iar prennrntions estnnt. The testimony in its favor given by the nvml ptomineiit nad well kimwii rhyiirmns and iiiriiviriwilt in all pnits of the country is Immense, ami a careful perusal ot the Alintmne, puhhahed annunlly by the proprietoia, and to lie be hud gnitia of uny of theit Agents, cannot but snliify the most skeptical that this remedy is really deserving the gtenr ceiehnty u nns omaineu. 11 ISA U TilU fcVll)l..M.t.. Read whnt the eminent (ilasfi Manufacturer, JOHN M win i ai.i,, snyt oi the uaia.xiu uihuiau Pr, C. M. Jackson Respected Friend: Having for a lonu time been acquainted with the virtues of thy IlHlstitnio Cord in I in Cnuchs, Colds, lufliimmntiim of the Lunirs, c, I thus freely beur testimony to its efficacy. For several years I have never been without it in my family. It also given me pleasure to atutc ihnt I have used it wilh entire succcsa in the treatment of Uowel Complaints. Thy friendly truly,1 JVIITi M UliilAti. Fifth Mo. 17, laS. Hare street, above 4th, Philad'a. Thene medicines are for sal by all respectable Druggists and rifiihrif in medicines in the I'nited States, CaumlHS, Hritlnh Providences and West Indies, at 75 cents per bt t'e. He sure and get the genuine, with the signature of C. M. Jack hi on the wrapper of each bottle ; all others are counterfeit. Principal (mice and Manufactory, 418 Arch street, Fhiludelphin, Va. September 14, I Mi I. 1y S. 2. GOTTWALS. FLOTO & PP.ODTJCE COM MISSION MERCHANT No, 812 Spring Garden Street, Philadelphia 1 KSPKCTKIXI.Y tuttcits enitiipmnents of all kinds X .ot country prmiucr, ex:ra Hinny i- mitr, ac. Heing I'H'nteit in the very centre f biisiiirss, nnd hnving a very exttnstve Itetnil Trmle under his own immrdmte supervisMtri, he has ample facilities fur tibtuiiiing the very highest itmrket prices fur everything lit sells. December 2t Itsit.ly J A M E S li A 11 B E It ' S WIIOl.ESAt.E AND KETAIt, CLOCK ESTABLISHMENT, S. E. Corner Second and Chestnut .its., Philadelphia. A CKNCY for the PATKNT KQITAI.17.ING THIRTY iV 1AY Cl.dCK, a very rlesirahle artiele for Church- CM, Motels, llJiiiKs, Uouatlnil llousrs, rarlors. An, A Iso, Manufacturer of FINK GOLD PENS. Clocks rcpniml and warrnnleil. Ctoi-k Tiiniiains of every description. I'liitaJelMhla, January III, IMil ,1y The Great Cure for Consumption. If you have a Cold, e Wishurffl Pine Tree Tur Cordial ! If you bavo a cough, uso Wishart'i Tino Tree Tar Cordial 1 If you have Asthma, uso Wishnrt's Tine Tree Tar Cordial ! If you have Soro Throat, uso Wisbart'a Tine Tiee Tar Cordial ! If you have Unnehiti?, uf Wislmrt's Tine Tree Tar Cordial ! If you have Consumption, uso U iahart's Pino Tree Tur Cordial ! Wirhart'. Pino Treo Tar Cordial i? an unfnling remedy for diseao of tho Kidneys, I'rinary Com plaints, lllind and Lleeding Piles, Nervous liebility, and for Female weakness and Irregularities. The well known efficacy of Pino Treo Tar in the cure of external atl'ectious or Sores, xiintcd it out aa the N'aturul Ucmedv for what Physicians call Tuber cular Affection (tliat ia to say, Sores.) upon tho Lung. It remained to discover tho best means of application, which discovery hua been niiulo, a. a thousand testimonials prove, by the Proprietor of Wishnrt's Piuo Tree Tur Cordial ! If you have llYSPEl'SIA, uso Wishart's Oreat American Dyspepsia Till ! A sure cure warrunted for one dollar, or the money reluuded ! , Jluy u box and take them according to directions, and if they do not euro you, the money will be returned. Aoknts A. W. Fischer, Sunbury ; Win. Weinicr, Northumberland. Call at either place, and get a descriptive circular. L. O.. C. WISIIAKT, Proprietor, No. 10, North Second street, Philudelphiu. August 10, ISfll. ly TO AM. WAViri.-MJ I'AltllS. jNew Settlement of Vineland. .1 ItEMEDY FOR HARD TIMES. A lturc opportunity in tho Rest Market, and most lleligbtlul und Healthful Climate in the I'nion. Ilnly Thirty Mile. Smtli of Philadelphia, on a Hailruad ; being a rich, heavy soil, und highly productive wheut land ; amongst tho best iu the tiardeu State of New Jersey. It consists of 2H. U0 acres of good land, Ylividod into Furius of different siiea to suit the purchaser from 20 acres and upwards and is fold ut the rate of M j to per acre lor the tanu land, payable one fourth cash, and the bulancc by quarter-yearly iiistal luentc, with legal interest, within the term of four years. THE SOIL Is. in great port, a. Rich Cluy Loam, luituhlc for Wheal, lirass und Potatoes also a dark und rich sandy loam, mitahte for Corn, Sweet Potatoes,' To bacco, all kinds of vegetables nnd root crops, and tho finest varicticsof fruit. such K.U rapes, Peaches, Pears, Apricots, Nectarines, Klackberries, Melons, and other fruits, best adapted to the Philadelphia and New York markets. In respect to the noil and rops there can be no mistake, as visitors can examine both, and none are expected to buy before so doing, and finding Iheso statements correct under thuso oircuinstanccs, unless these statement, were correct, there would Lo uo usu in their being made. It is considered Tiir Uest FnriT Soil in the Uniom. See lleporls. of Solon Robinson. Esq., of tho New York Tribune, and tho well-known agriculturist, Willium Parry, nf Cinnamiiuion, New Jersey, which will be furnished inquirer.. THE MARKET. By looking over tho map the reader will perceive that it enjoys the best market in tho I'nion, and ban direct communication with New York und Philadel phia twice a day, being only thirty-two miles from the latter. Produce iu Ibis market bring, double the price that it doe. in locations distant from the citius. In tbi. location it ean be put into murket the auine morning it is gathered, and for what the farmer sell, he get. the highest price ; whilst groccrie. and other article, bo purehines, he get. at the lowest price. In the West, w hat he sells brings him a pittance, but fur what he buv. ho pay. two price.. Iu locating here the aettler lias many othor advantages. He i. wilhin a fow hour, by railroad, of all the great cities of New England and the Middle Status, lie i. near hu old friends and associations. Ilehwachool for bis chil dren, divine service, and all tho advantage, of civil italion, and he it near a large citv. X1IK CLIMATE Js delightful J tho winter, being aaluhrioiu and open, whilst the u miners are no warmer than in the North. The location ia upon the liue of latitude with northern Virginia. Person, wanting a change of climate for health, would be much benefitted iu Vineland. The mild ness of the climate uud it. bracing influence, make, it excellent lor all pulmonary afluctiouj, dvsiierwia, or general debility. Visitor, will uotice a difference iu a tew days. Chill, and fever, are unknown. CONVEN1ENCI1M AT HAND. Building material ii plenty. Juo and Oystora are plentiful and chcup. Victor, must expocl, however, to tee a new place. WHY T11K rttOPKRTY HAS NOT UEEN SET TLED UEFORE. This question the reader naturally ek. It ia bet eauae it ha. been held iu large tract, by families not diijed to .ell, and being without railroad fucilitie they had low inducements. The railroad haa just been opened through the property Ihia teuton, lot the first time. Visitor, tra shown over the laud in carriage, fret oftxpenae, and aflorded time and opportunity lor thorough investigation. Thoe who oouie with a view to kettle, should briug money to Moure their purcha lea, u looatioiu are not held upon refusal. The ale.t thing in hard time., where people have been thrown out of employ incut or buMues., so rue ,l:ttle means or small imouie, la to tlarl theinselvtx, at home Xhey cau buy t fiict ul land at a Jtnal I yu TA R ' and ean more than make wtgea In Improving it, and wncn It t done It waeertaiu independence ana no Vt. A fnw tereii In fruit treet will insure a eomfor' table livlnf. The land it put down to bard time prices, and all improvement, can be made at a cheap er rate than any other time, The whole tract, with six miles front on the Rail road, ia being laid out with line and spacious avenues, With a town in the centre five acre lota in the town sell at from $1 50 to 200 ; two and a half acre lots, at W0 to fl 20 to f 200 ; two and a half acre lots, at from fHO to tl20, and town lots 60 feet front by 150 feet deep, at 1 100 payable one half cash and the balance within a year. It is only upon farms of twonty acres or moro that four years' time is given. To Manufacturers, the town affords a fine opening of tho SAoe manufacturing business, and other arti cles, being near Philadelphia, and the surrounding country has a largo population, which affords a good market. This settlement, in the coniw of several years, will be one of the most, baautiful places in the couutry, and most airreonble fur a residence. It is intended to make a Vino und Fruit growing country, as this cultnre is the most profitable and the best adapted to market, r.vcry acvantago and oon- : . c .... , i . : it i. : .. . i . i ;n venieneu lor BUbiit'ia fin uu utuuuiivii, nu viu Insure the prosperity of the place. The nurd times throughout the country will be an advantage to the settlement, as tt compels pooplo to resort to agricul. turo for a living. Liiricc numbers of people are purchasing, and peo. pie who desire the best location should visit the place at once. Improved land is also for sale. Timukii. Lsnd can be bought with or withont timber. The timber at market valuation. Tho title is indisputable. W arrantce Deeds iriven. clear ot ull incumbrance, when the money is paid jxinriiint! conveniences nt nana. Letters promptly answered, and Reports of Solon Robinson. nnd Win. Parry, sent together with the Vineland Hural. Route to the land : Leave Walnut street wharf, 1'hiliuteliihin, at V o'clock, A. M., nnd 4 r. .M (unless there should be a change of hour,) for Vine land, on tho (llnssboro' nnd Millville Railroad. When you leave tho curs at Vineland Station, just opened, inquiro tor CHARLES K. LANDIS, Potinnster, Founder of the Colony, Vixm.AXD, P. O., Cumberland county, N. J P. S, Thero is a change of cars at Olassboro'. Also beware of sharpers on the cars from New York nnd I'liiladelphin. to V inclund, Inquiring your uusi ncss, destination, c. Uepoiit or Soi.on Roiiinson, or the Nr.w York TllMVXK, II'ON IIIK VlSEI.A.vn Sr.TTI.EME.1T. "iP Tho following is an extract from tho report of Niltn Kobiuson, r.sn., puolisnea In tne .cw 1 erk !", in reference to Vineland. All pcrBous cun rcud this report witn interest : Advantages of Farming near home Vineland liemaiks uwn Mart i?'oi7, its great Fertility The Cause of Fertility Amu a at of Crops Produced Practical hvidence. It is certainly ono of tho most extensive fertile tracts, in an almost level position, and suitable con dition for pleasant farming that we know of this side of tho western prairies. We found some ot the oldest farms apparently just as, profitably productive as when first cleared of forest fifty or a hundred years ago. The geologist would soon discover the cause of this continued fertility. Tho whole country is a marine deposit, and all through the soil we found evidences of calcareous substances, generally in tho form of indurated calcareous marl, showing many distinct forms of ancient shells, of the tcrtiujv formation ; and this marly substance is scattered ull through the soil in a very comminuted form, and iu the exact condi tion most easily assimilated by such plunts as the farmer desires to cultivate. Marl, in nil its forms, has been used to fertilize crops iu England, from the time it was occupied by the Romans ; and in France and Uermany a marl bed is counted on its a valuable bed of manure, that can be due and called ami spread over the field. How much more valuable, then, it must be, when found already mixed through the soil, where new imrticlc will be turned up und exswed, and transformed to the owner s use every time lie stirs the earth. Having then sntUfied our minds of the cause, they will not oe exeue i witn wonder at seeing inilutiitnbli evidence of fertility in a soil which iu other situa tions, having the aninc general characteristics or nt least appearances, is entirely uiiremuuerative, except ur iti- i. iuuwi , nv.c i. ,'wuivfivu vjr uniaxial leiiui1 lilt loll. A few words about the quality nnd value of this land for cultivation, of which we have some strong pronr. Our firsl visit was to William D. Wilson, Franklin township, tlloucester county, who purchased some eight miles norm oi iiiiuviiic, about three year. airo. fur the purpose of establishing a steam mill, to work up the timber into lumber, to send off by the new ruilronii, as wen us i lie nrewoou und com, tor wui ho built a branch track a mile nnd a half long. Ho also furnished sixteen miles of tlio road wilh ties, and has no doubt made the mill profitable, though his main orjicoi was lo open a larm, Having bocnuio con viuced that tho soil was valuable for cultivation. In this ho has not been disappointed, us some of his criq prove. For instance, last year, thesecond timo of cropping, Soli bushelsof potatoes on one acre, worth 00 cents u bushel in the held. 1 Ins vcar. seven acres. without manure, produced .SoO bushels of outs. In one field, the first crop was potatoes, planted among tho roots, uud yielded i'j bushels. The potatoes were dug ami w heat sown, and yielded I'J bushels ; and the stubble turned under und sown to buckwheat. which yielded K bushels ; and then the ground was sow n to clover and timothy, which gave no u first crop ions per uere. Tho fertilizers npplied to theso crops were, first afhes from clearings ; second, 225 pounds, of super phosphate of lime ; third, 200 pound. Peruvian guiuio ; then ;0 bushels of slukcd lime bus been spread upou the clover since it was mowed, and turned in tor wheat. Mr. Wilson's growing crops, and the w heat stubble of tho present season, ull indicutc his lund us produc tive us any pert ot the State. At Mary llarrow s, nn old style Jersey woman tanner, several miles south ot .Mr. Hson s. we were so purticularly strie'k with the tine appearance of field of corn, that wo stopped to inquire of tho hire man how it was produced. We fouuil (hut the lund had been the year but one before in wheat, sown with clover, and this cut one seiwon, uud last spring plow ed once, w ith one -poor old nag," uud planted w ith corn. "ies, nm you manureu Ingn, we suppose : ' we sunt interrogatively, und got this reply : vt uui, you sec, we couuln t a done that ; causewe hadn't but forty one-hosro louds altogether, for 23 acres, und wo wanted the most on t for the struck.' The truck consisted id' beets, curruts, cabbage, cu cumbers, melons, Ac, und u very productive patch of Limn beans, grown for marketing. So wo were satisfied that the soil was not infertile, even unaided by clover, which had fedthecorn, because the "truck on tell" bad nut been clovered, und had been in cul tivation long enough to obliterate ull signs ef the loresi. Our next visit was to tho farm of Andrew Sharp, five miles north of Millville, from half to a mile east of tho railroad, and just about in the centre of Vine- land. Jlr. Miujii commenced work hero in Decern her, 1S5.H, iivm 270 acres. In less than three years, he ha. got 2'(4 acres cleared Hud in crops this season, nil well enclosed and divided into several Gelds, with cedur rail or polo fence ; has built u twe .tory dwell ing, about 06 by 40 feet, uud a smaller house for farm laborers, and u stable and gruuury und some other uui-uuiiuings. Considerable part of the laud was cleared for the plow at Ut an acre, and on some of it the first cron ....... k....t....l i: I r., i , , . w uu. nwuuai, non-U nuii .ni ousueis in powder per acre. This crop may be put iu July 4th, to 2m h, and yields 2(1 to '.to bushels in-mere. harvesLid in N ovum. ber ; wheu tho laud being sowed with 150 lbs. of I'eruviun guano uud seeded with rye, yielded 12 to 15 bushels nor acre und $10 worth of straw. Therva stubble turned, alter knocking oft a large growth of oaa spruuu, au.i urcsseu again withgunno and seeded to wheat, gave 15 or Hi bushels. The crop w hich be wan uiresning wuiio we wero tncre promised more, of a very rduuin train, and tho .traw is verv heiivv We went over tho stubble and found tlie clover and timothy, from seed sowed last spring, ou tho wheat, without harrowing, looking as well as we ever saw it upon any old cultivated farm, and with a littlo work done in the winter to clear off muic roots and rotten sunups, anu selling 9tukc. to mark permanent ones, he w ill be able to cut the crop the licit year with mow ing machine, aud wo will iruarantcetwotiins ner acre, if bo will give the overplus if it overruns the C0I11UUIU, Tart of tlie land was planted with potatoes for a first crop, which yielded I I'll bushel, per acre. It was then limed with 50 bushel, per acre, and seeded with wheat and clover, yioldiug an average of over i? uusuen per acre, ana we Clover now look, beuuu ful. Other portions have been planted with corn as a nrai crop, wincn yielded 30 bushels of yellow flint oorn, and the second crop 40 bushels, aud tho third erop, treated to 150 lbs. of guano, we are sure no out would wtimate below 40 bushels per acre. (The reader will recollect that tho writer I. uow speaking of land perfectly new, and which ean oarocly be considered in good arabloconditinn. Ku.l , Iu other canes, the eorn erop of last year wa fol lowed with out. this wuiaon, not yet threthed, but will avcrago probably 40 to 50 bushels. Sweet potu toos, beans, melons, and, in fuot, ull garden vegetables, as well aa young punch and other fruit Iroet planted this year, show very plainly that this long-negloeted tract of land should remain to no longur, and there it now a strong probability that it will not ; for, under the auspice, of Mr. Landi., it will ba divided into small lots, with roads located to accommodate all the surveyor, art now busy at this work and all purchasers will be required to build neat, oomfurtablt bouses, aud either fence, which would be preferable, by which moans a good population will be scoured, who will ctablit-h churenca, schools, stores, mills, mocbaiito shop, and borne home, of American farmers, surrounded bv eurduns. orchards, fluids anrl Oomforlt of civilitod lifo If any one, from any derangement of business, it doiirous of changiug his pursuit., or who is from any eauae desirous to nud a new location and cheap home iu the oountry, tnd who may read aud beliuve what wt have truly staled, ho will do well to go and net for himself, what may be reen wilhin a ln blurs' ride out of Philadelphia SOLON lOHN;.'i.V I isuriuivi. lux iv To p'stroy Bats, R inches, e. To Destroy Mice. Moles, and Ants. To Destroy llerl-Bugt To Destroy Moths in Fort, Clothes, Jit. To Destroy Mosquitoet and Float To Destroy Insects nn Plants and Pewit. To Destroy Insects on Animals, &e. To Destroy Every form and species of Vermin THE "ONLY INFALLIBLE REMEDIES KNOWN." Drstreyt Instantly EVERY FORM AND SPECIES OF Those Preparations (unlike all others) are "Free from Poisons." "Not dangerous to the Human Family." "Rat do not die on the premises." "They come out of theii holes to die." ' They are the only intulliule remedies known." "12 years and more established in New York Citv." I'sed by the City Post Ofliee. I'sed by the City Prisons and Station Houses. t'scd by the City Steamcis, Ships, fto. Used by the City Hospitals, Almi-Houses, Ac. I'sed by the City Hctels 'Astoi' -St Nicholas,' Ac l ied by the Boarding Houses, Ac. Used by more than 50,000 Private Families fee one or two Specimens of what is Everywhere said by the People Kdilois Dealers, Ac. IIOUPF.KKF.PF.Rg troubled with vermin need be so no longer, f if they use "Costur's'' Kxtermmntors. We have user it tu oui sutisuiction, and if a box cost 5 we would have it Wp had tried poisons, hut they rltecteil nothing ; bufCostur's" article knocks the breath out of Itais, Mice, Roaches, and tled-llupi, quicker than we can write it. It is in treat demand all over the country. Medina O.J Guzette. MORE CIIAIN and provisions are flrstioyrd annual! in tirant County by vermin, Ihan would pay for tons u( this Hat and Insect Killer. Ijnieaster (Wis ) Hrrakl. IlsNBt R. CoTR We are selling your preparations rapidly. Wherever they have been used, lists, Mice, K-uches and Vermin disappear rapidly. Dims. A Siecrrsa, Dru(jiits, Windsor. 'Id. "Costar's" Eat, Roach, &c, Exterminator. "CostarV "Costar's" Bed-bug Exterminator. "Costar's" "Costar's" Electric Powder for Insects, &c In Vie and 1.00 Boxes, Bottles and Flanks, S3 and I.', sizes for plantations, hip, floats, Bottles, Ac, Ac. CAUTION ! ! ! To prevent the public from beinj; imposed upon by Spurious and Highly J'eruicious Imitation, a new lubel has been prepared, bearing a facsimile of the Proprietor's .Signature. Kxamiiie each box, bottle, or tlnxk, carefully before purcha sing, aud take nothing but "COSTAl'K." WJ every where by All Wholesale Urugghits iu large cities. Home of the WHOLESALE AtiENTii IX NKW YOKK CITV. UhictTelin Ilrolhers A Co, H A PahustKck, Hull A Co. Jl II U ands A Co Wheeler A Hurl, James S Aspinwutl, Morgan and Allen Hall', ituekel A Co Thomas and Fuller lliiiral, Risley A Kitchen. Hush Onle A llol iusou. M Ward, Close A Co. McKisson A Itohbius, I) S Karnes A Co F C Wells A Co. Izelle, Marsh A Gardner. Hull, Dix-m and Co, P JPOrvis i.i-nrau r ex. and others. rHlLAI'K.LPHIA, PA. T W OyottaiRtCo, Robert Shoemaker unit Co B A Fahiutock and Co, I French, Itichsidsaud Co, and others. and by Iruggits, Grocers, Storekeepers and Ketoilers generally iuall Country Towns and Villages In the XJISTITEID STATES. AT SUNBURY, PA. SOLD BY FRILING L GRANT, And by the Drufrista. Rlrrk i-Anr and Retailer generally. country vcalera oaa order a above. Or adiireta orders direct .(or if Pricea, Terms, e is desired, semi for 11861 I ircular, living reduced Eivintr red uc i rices to 1'ruicipal Depot- llfcSRY B. C0STAB. No M2 hroadway lOrpoeiia the M Mcno!!- Uottl.l I oik. Much I, It.' lui AGRICULTURAL. Facta koh Toon FAnMnnn. -"Tlioso frit mere who have moat difficulty to make ends meet, always plow most and keep most stock. Now, these men take tlie true plan to keep themselves always poor and bring little." So writes John Johnston to the Secretary of the New-York State Roclety, and he thus illustrates his statement : "It is good profit to raise 800 bushels of wheat from ten acres ; but when It takes thirty acres to raise that amount, it is raised at a loss. Bo it is with rattle and sheep. You will see the thinking farmer making four-year-old steers worth from $00 to $80 each, and his neighbor's at, the same "nge, not worth over f'-J.to $10."' His advice to the latter is, "if this land is exhausted, he should plow no more than he can thoroughly manure. Seed with clover and grass, let it rest, and that field will not only pny for tillage, but it will furnish ma nure (if rightly managed.) to make another field of the same size rich also. And then keep it rich ; do not run it wilh grain nitil again exhausted, or the latter end of that lund will be worse than the first. The Corn Guru. The corn crop has several formidable enemies to contend with, and among them is the grub, which sometimes literally destroys whole fit-Ids, or damages the crop seriously. One of the best and mot convenient remedies perhaps the very best ever suggested is the application of w!t ns soon as the plant makes it apearance above ground, prepared and used in this way : Take one pun common salt and three part plaster of gypsum, and apply about a table spoonful around each hill. It will be found to be a surejn-otection. Themixture should not come in contact with the young jilnnts, as it may destroy them. This method has been tried over and over trgaiu by some of the best farmers, of l'cnnsvlvania. iH-lawure and Jersey, and when properly applied, has never failed to be perfectly stieeessful. We hope our farmers, who have reason to fear the depredation of the grub, the present sea son, will try this mixture, leaving a few al ternate row s of corn without the salt, ami communicate to us the result.-- d rmitntoirn Tel. Koo Plants. In reply to an inquiry, re specting the time lor setting out these jiliints we would say that there is nothing gained, while there is much riik run, in net ting out too soon. We have round that about, the lint days of May not sooner than the 2(ith, is about the best period. Kven then they should be protected every cool night, by placing over them t-one-shajied boxes open at the top. A single cool night such us frequently occurs at the end of May, and beginning of June will retard their growth for two weeks, mid we believe seriously in terfere with their jinnlm-livcnes?. Though rough-looking nnd seeiniiiirly hardy, the; Egg Plant is one of the tendcrc-1 to Uu foil ml in the garden. OerntKntuirn Tel. SlUF-TClll-H IS- SlIKKF. As I llilVC jllst cured a valtialile Spani-ih Merino luinli at tacked with the aliove iliM-nsc, iiiiiiy by putting her out l-y herself and running her until she whs jm-tty well tired, 1 thought perhaps I might benefit some nf your readers by giving them my experience wilh this vlieiise. When I was a buy my father fre-pn-nt ly ii.t u sheep with the stretches, and I had the sorry jnb of pulling its wool ; but after hcarug that they may be easily cured by "exercising them thoroughly," we acted accordingly, and have lost none since. In the east- of the lamb mentioned above, I feared my remedy would fail, as tlie first chase did but little good, apparently, and I had to repent the operation, alter which nhc was fitting in a few minutes. M. II. 1$. 7'vinhaitnoet, Rvii. CO., X, Y. GitAPK C'l niNOH. It is a very simple operation to plant grape-cuttings. Those who have not much time to spare, should use cuttings with two hints, leaving an half inch of wood at each end. Throw out the dirt to the full depth of thecutling; plant so that the upper end of the cutting is visi ble ; till the dirt in with a garden trowel or small hand-fork, and prexlown firmly wilh the foot. The ground should be kept moder ately moist, mid in hot w cnther well mulched with grass. Most varicticsof grape are easi ly grown in this way. Pfttiso oct UiiEs. Much care should be used in putting bees out in spring. For that purpose select a day that is still and cloud less, when the snow is hurd ; if the snow is soft the bees will become buiied in it aud perish. When the sun shines warm mid there is no w ind, a large portion of the bet a that fall will rise and return to the hive. Open the hive so that the bees can leave without hindrance. While they are flying, clean out all the dead bees und chips. If there is nothing the bees can gather, they should be returned to their winter quarters. - . . Hay and Coiin Shiiinkaoe hyDuyino. The lots upon hay weighed July 20, when cured enough to put in the barn, and again February 20, has been asc-erbrincd to be 27J percent. So that hay at $13 u ton in the Held is eipial to $20 and upwards when weighed from the mow in winter. The weight of cobs iu a bushel of corn iu Novem ber ascertained to be 111 pounds, was only 7 pounds iu May. The cost of grinding a bushclotMrv cobs, counting handling, haul ing and miller's charge, is about one cent a pound. Is the meal worth the money ? Scientific A mcrican. Tbf. Applk-Tkke Hoiif.u. The editor of the Gttrdaitr' Monthly recently visited a friend who is famous for the abundance of his apple crop, and who informed him that hia entire snreess depended upon lerjdoy out the Rortr. This he accomplishes by merely keeping the soil scraped away from the trunk down to the bear roots all tlie year round, summer aud winter. Surely this is plain and simple, enough for any body to understand, aud we trust who wih to raise a crop of apples will try it. (fa-iiuthtoten TiU'jrojdi. Bef.f Fritters. Tho remains of cold roast beef, pepper aud salt to taste, three fourths of a pound of flour, one-half a pint of water, two ounces of butter, tho whites of two eggs. Mix very smoothly, and by de grees, the flour w ith the above proportion of w ater ; stir in two ounces of butter, which must be melted, but not oiled, and just lie fore it is to be used, add the whites of two well-w ibked eggs. Should the batter be too thick, more water must lie added. Taro down the cold beef into thin shreds, season with pepper and salt, and mix it with the batber. Drop a small quantity a', a time into a pan of boiling lard, and fry from rvcn to ten minutes, according to the size. When done on ono side, turn and 4 brown on the other. Let them dry for a minute or two before the tire, and serve as a folded napkin. A small tmantitv of flnelv-minced oninns nlxcd with the batter. ' is au improve ment. Don't fry anything that you can hroil There is nothing that destroys the digestive powers so much as fried meat. It is no more, tiouble to broil than to fry. aud it is much sweeter and wholesomcr. To KcEr Dear fkom Chf.asi. Take rattans, uud make hoops a little larger than the pans, stretch thin muslin aerosa, thin enough to admit some air, but not flies and mites. Cnvfr the milk with theee a avow a it u and thiy will prove of jrtat value.