-J- ... NEW SERIES, VOL. 13, NO. 51. SUNBURY, NORTH UM1JEUL A ND COUNTY, PA -SATURDAY, MARCH 1G, 1301. OLD SERIES, VOL. 21. NO 2$ The Sunbury American. PUBLISHED EVKKY 8ATCRDAT BY H. B. MASSER, Market Square, Sunbury, I'enna. TERMS OF 8l'H CEIPTION. two HOLLARS per nnnum Hit pmil hall year N..PAFimiliK.imiaJ until ail nrrn.iim.-i "P""1' TOOLTJB3! Tbre. Copiw i" one addiei in Si Seven J"- O''- ., n rifictu .In. do. Five dollars in .-Ivriiic. will pay f" three yrir i sub- ,cvn:u;wmp:--et...-r Utterscoi.uiinini lul.ei-ription money. ihy re penml tot to J.i Dm mi'lfr the PmHHtice Law. TKtlMH OF A l V E H T I I S P ie Squire of IS lines' 3 time., 1 m Kvery stl'iie'ineni in-.""" I iiie Square, 3 mouth!, - Six inoniui, One year, - .." "'" . . i. ... r.... t ..m nr :1111111m. 3 uu 6 Wi S .Ml 3 lit) Hn.mcsa . .ran " ,.t , -. Merchants and nibcr..a.lvc-tis.n)y ,h !'"i with the privilege ..f inseitiiigdifiereiilailvei. hinmnil. weekly. ,,. IV lvrei Advertisement, ll per uptemejil. JOB rnXNTINO- We hav rminei'teil wilh nnr establishment n well se lected JOil Ur l'lCI'., which will enable us to eieeute in Hie neatest 1lc, every vniiru .1 '""""'E- A T T 0 K N Ii Y A T I. A W . SUHBUBV, PA. limine! attended l in the Counties of Nor- ,.nhr!.n.l. Union, I.jeominj M"""" and C.lumhia. Reference in Philadelphia: "om.ri & Sn nlgrase, l.inii Smith A C CHARLES 1 AT TKSVS t 0 r n c n otCaio, Xo. 12S rtroadnn)'. ew 1'orK. iimi ..f..llv attend to Collection. n n!l '"her mailer. tiilruMeil to his enre. i FRANKLIN HOUSE, RK BUILT AND ur.Fi nMfllKO. j Cm HZ Howard ami Franklin Streets, a Ju- ; Square M 1 ' A". C. .' '7"'. ' BALTIMOBE' S I'-sms, f 1 rvn IWv f.. !.KIKM;lN(i. Proprietor, , July IS, l9.-tf e!a..O... I j VlTtTlM F- St. M I IIS t"lWI ."Ml j G.SOMEHS& SOS- j Importer, and De.ler. in 1 Cloths. Cassimeres. Vestings, Taylors j Trimmings. &c, ! No 3S South Fourth Street, between Maikci anJ j Chmsnut Streets, r-oiiaueiuii. Merchant others visiting the city would find it to their ndv-ntnge to giv Hum a c-ill and ei- inline their tocK. ; March 10. lPtiO WAnnWARE ! HARDWARE '. ! ! irST received Ly A. W. KILMER, at hie i f P Drug Store, Stml'Ury, 1 a., , 8COOM. SHOVELS, riiKK. 1.""- ! CHAIN K, MILI.HJWS, IMitiSS CUT SAWS. Alo, .!crew, Uutt., Uoor Kni', Tlninib j I.otche.,anri all hardware ncce.sary f.irl.iiildin?. j A utileiidid I it of .ocket and tabic cinl. ry, (Set uu, lierinan feilver Spoon.. ! I.uuliln? Glasses. A Urae itock of Looking (Jlasnei, received and J for .ule hy A. W. KISHER. j Sunbury, July 17, 1RSS. ; T P. SHINDEL GOBIN. I Attorney t$ Counsellor at Law j BUNBUBY, Jr-A-WILL attend fuithfully to the collection ofcUim. and all profei.mal businea in the counth-i of . .... Mn.iin.ir. L'nion and Snvder. iiifrihuu'wciioiiu, - . otintel civen in the Ueiman language. Olhoe one door cast of the )'rolhonotar a I ulfi.c. I hunbury. May 36, I860. Ij THE INTERNATIONAL HOTEL. ; L'KOADWAV, CORNKR OF KKAMvl.lN STBEKT NEW YOKK CITY, ffrrj ioduoemenll to Merchnni. ami Toori.ii vniln.g rw VorW,uinmiiill.y ' Hotel in !' Mtro .'he t'lMowtHK arc mn-'lig the RdvHlilaKcl wlnth It po.K. 1. whi.11 Will be uppreeiated hy all tiavfler.. lit. A central locution, convenient f plic of huline.3, .1 well., place, of uniuseineilt. ..... J.I e?criul-mly .'lean, well fiimnhe.l lltuna room., iih a mazmrlfent 1i.lte. I'atlor, cniainunJing an txten in vuw of ItrouiUvay 3J. l.-.rco ami lupei lily furni.ed uttinar roonn, with niamfiriit I'arlor, coimmuutuif on exlcumv. view of lloiudwiiv. . ... t;u U.in" .m.luctril oil the 1 mopean plan, vmtori ci, hw in i"he bwt .tyle, with the greair.t coiioii.y Alii. It is connected with Timor' Celebrated Saloon, where vi. it't. run have thc;r mc;, or, if they desire lliev w ill lie fnrni.heil in their uwn rooms ttih. The ia.e setvett 111 Ihe taliinssnd Hotel ia ac anowled(e.t l.y rpieuiea. to be vol Uerior to that of aiiv other Hold in tne city. . . With all ihee .I.Mnlai;n. tin cost cir livint 111 Ihe Iniernatlonal, u much below that of nv other firm class ,il. GILSON it CO , I'r oprictora. Aueust t, IS-60 IT SHAI.DINli'X I'rrpared Glue, and tfnelle). Mucilage Price tier hotl'.e and brnnri J'i cents Cordial Ijihc ui C.i:u;a liar. A Umizine, for removing gie.so. for s vm: at this ofucf.. Siinhuiy, March l UUO ANEW LOT OF HAKUWARE & MA U DLEKY. Alio, the best aMortment of Iron Nail, and Steel to be found in the county, at Ihe Mamruolh.tore of FK1LINU &. OK ANT. Sunbury, June 2, 1860. SKELETON SKIRTS. AT the Mauimoth Stors will be found very largu a8ortiuent of Skeletou Skirts from seveu hoops op to thirty. Oct. 6. lHilO. FRILINO. 4 URANT. Keroitene Lamp.. A VKRV LAROE and cheap assortment will i l found atltie Mini moth Store of Dee. 15, I 0o. KRILLNU&. GRANT. 10 ! YE LOVERS OF HOUP ! A f.eih M.M supply of Macaroni and Confectionery at FKILINO & 0 RANT'S. Sunbury, June S, IKfiO. IT i. important to the LADIES to know that Friling Si Orant, have Ihe best and largest tasortrnent of Ure.. Good, in iheceunty. Sunbury, June 9. I860. " FRESH SUPPLY OF DRUUH at the g Mammoth Store. AUo, a new lot of per fumery. Soaps and Fancy A nicle." Very cheap. ' FRILING k GRANT. Sunbury. May ?, 1860. WBATENT BKITTANIA 8TOPPER8 lo M car ooiiiea i. vj H. B MASSER. B AK Iron. Steel. Nails, Picks. Grub-Hoes and Maa.ni Hammer, at low pneea. di ii.ni e. i.y, MunViurv, lone '!1. 1 . Select $)ocirg. STAND BY THE UNION. UATW ARD. Air "II oft For thi Wagon." llnrR'a to this plorioui Union, Su dear to ynu and me, Hon ltd hy th Constitution In the bond of unity. Home of the Patriot W'ohir.Rton, Our nation's boast and pride, 11 is life was fur this Union, Wbirb wo will not divide. Stand by the Union Whatever may betido The Stars and Stripes forever, WasLingtoo our guide. Our father, fonght for freedom. And sheil their blood and died, They left to OS this heritage, A country vast and wide. Tln-y bound u in this Union, And bade us puurd it well, That we dhutild be united And never dare rebel. bland by the Utiioo, ic. llruve .fuclison was a Hero, From truth he never sweivetl ; Iln8wure this Federal Union Must ever be preserved, lie soupbt responsibility, No failure did he fear, llu loved our glorious Union, The Stard unit Stripes so dear. Stand by the L'nion, A'f, And lie who conquered Mexico On Cerro l.ordu's plain, Hold WinBeld Scott, who beat the foe, And bled at Luudy's Lane, And 'iiouj.h and Heady," tried and true, Wlioee deedri we love to tell, The Union wis their platform, For it tb.'y fought so well. Stand by tin Union, Ac. A Webster and a Henry Clay Were Union men and true ; They lived for these. United States And died as patriots do. Firm on the Constitution United they did stuod. A meriea forever, God and our native 1.it)J. Stand by the Ui'ion.Ac. Hrave Lawrence, ia the Navy, Said "Don't give up the ahip." So long as we're iiLitt'd We all the world can whip, We will stand 1-y our colors. Our own Ked, White and Blue, With the ship the Constitution, Mantled by a Union crew. SUnd by tlio Union, fcc. Fuir woman will support ns, As they did in days of yore ; They love us mill onr country. We will their charms adore. 1 hreu cheers for lovely woman, They tiid us all they cr.o, Their hearts hr for the Union For Union to a man. Stand by the Union, ic. We won't di.-olve the Union While the Stars and Stripes shall wave, They float iu triumph o'er us, The ero.ie.0 i.f tin. brave. Ttiet' tell us of the battles Hy enr forefathers won, Oor eagle souring upwurde Wilh the name of Washington. Stand by tbe Union, ic. Then nave nznin the Stars and Stripes, Columbia's flag on high, The Union we will fight fur And by ber stand or die. We will gaze upon tbe esgln As she mounts toward s thu son, In her beak the words "The Union." Endorsed by Washington. Stand by tbe Unioc, &c. THE STARS IN OUR FLAG ALL THERE " ARE F)V VS. H. UAYWArtD. The lion. John Cochrane, in bis great Uuioo Speech at tbe Maryland Institute said : "The Union was not dissolved, tliut the Stars in our Flag are all there." I saw our dear Flag from the Fort steaming high. As it gracefully waved in the air, With joy iu my heart, delight in my eye, Thai the Stars aod tbe Stripes were all there. I thought of the perils and dangers passed thro', Of our forefathers' sorrows and care. My soul was in hli.s. when aloft I beheld Tbe Stars in that Flag were still there. The Kagle, proud bird, oiau oever could tame, Fit emblem our Iiuuner to wear ; True shall it remaiu, our richts lo sustain. With the Slurs ic that Flag are still there. This ensign of glory we swear to defend, Its honor consigned lo our cure ; A voice from lie grave cries, this Union we'll save, Tbe Stars in that Flag ure all there. A conservative baud, by our Flag will firm aland, No stain its bright surface can bear ; The Red, White and Bine ia a talisman trae. Fur the stars eud the Stripes are a-tilt there. historical. Presidential Inaugurations. The inauguration of Abraham Lincoln u the fourteenth President of the United States will, a run account of all tbe incidents con. nected therewith, is fresh in tbe minds of all. As cemparison, tbe following simple inci dents connected wilh the innDi.rti r previous I'r sidents, will no doubt be read with interest at this time : Washington was inaugurated on the 3fltb of April, 1789. at New York, in the City Hall, then culled Federal 11. II, in Wall street The oalb was adnioistered by Cbaacellor Livingston, upon an open gallery adjoining tbe Senate Chamber, this place having been selected to gratify tbe public corioaty. His inaugural tpeecb, however, wet delivered in lb Senate Chamber. A vast concourse of people witnessed tbe ceremony of taking tbe oatb, and expressed their joy by load eccle nations. Tbe inaugural address was replied to, on tbe part of tbe Senate by John Adams, President of that body and Vice President end on tbe part of tbe Hons by F. A. Mub leuberg, of Pennsylvania, Speaker. These replies were full of confidence ia the Prei drill, ami he r-iij.rl t them bulb in (e by w. n. appropriate remarks. After this, Washing ton went on fool to St. Paul's Cborcb, where prayers were read by tbe Bishop. At night there were illuminations and fireworks. Re ligions services suited to the cccosion had been performed in tbe morning in ell the churches of the city. Washington was ac companied to tbe Hall of Congress by Com mittees of Congress, beads of departments, Sec, he riding in a coach alone, and tbe pro cession having military escort. Fisher Ames, then a member of Concrcss from M ass, thus describes the scene ofthe inauguration : "It Was a very touching scene, and quite of tbe solemn kind. Washington's aspect, grave almost to sadness ; his modesty, actually shaking; his voice, deep, a little tremulous, and so low as to cull lor close attention ; added to the series of objects prenetiled to the mind, and overwhelming it, produced emotions of tho moist nflTectitig kiod. It seemed to me an allegory, in which Virtue was personified, and addressing those whom she would make ber votaries." John Adams was inaugurated In Congress Hall, Philadelphia, on the 4lh of March, 179". Washington being present, and a large concourse of people, fmeign ministers, and other distinguished persons. Mr. Adams was dressed in n full suit of pearl colored broadcloth, with powdered hair. The oath wnsVlministered contrary to the order in Washington's case, after the delivery of the inaugural address by Chief Justice Ells worth. Thomns Jefferson was inaugurated on the 4th .f March, 1801, in the new Capitol iu Washington A fter tho delivery of his inau gural address, the oath was administered to him by Chief Jnstieu Marshall. Kx Presi dent Adams was not prrseDt. James Madison was innngurated on thn 4:h of Murch, l&OO, in the Capitol, Chief Justice M arshull administering the oath. Mr. Madison was dressed jo a plain suit ol I lark, and his inaugurnl address wis deliver ; od iu aiiiiiil. sl and intuitu."! manner, r.i i President Jefl. rson attended the coremotiien, James Monroe was inaugurated on the 4lh j of March, 1817, in Congress Hull, Washiiic : ton. The Capitol having been burnt by the j British in 1814, was then undergoing recon I strui'tion. The oath wus administered by Chief Justice Marshall, ex-President Madi I eon being present. The address was deliver j cd Irom an elevated platform, temporarily erected for the occasion, in tbe presence of i an immense concourse. Mr Monroe had 1 been escorted to Congress Hull, a building ! still standing in the rear of the Capitol, by a ' cavalcade of citizens no borse back, j John Cjuincy Adums wns inaugurated on the 4th of March, lS'J.'i. He was acconipa tiled to the Copilot by Fx-President Monroe I and family, the Judges of the Supreme .Court in their robes of office, Jte. His inangural address preceding bis taking the oath was delivered in the House of Repre. seulatives. After the address, he descended from the Speaker's chair, received from Chief Justice Marshall a volume of the laws ol tbe j United States, from which be read the oath of i ofiice, at tbe close of which the House rang ' w th cheers and plaudits. Mr. Adams was I dressed in a pluin suit of black American broadclolb. Andrew Jackson wns inaugurated on the j -lib of March 18'-!9. He did not call upon Mr. Adams, and tbe F.x-Preeident wns nut present at Hie inauguration. Jackson was j escorted to the Capitol from Gadsby'a Hotel by a few of the surviving officers aod soldiers ! of the Revolution, whom he addressed before leaving the Hotel. Tbe ceremonies took I pluce upon the Eastern portico of the Capitol, ! in presence of an immense concourse of peo. pie Chief Justice Marshall administering j the oath. Salutes were Cred at the conclu j sion of tho inaugural address by two compa nies of artillery, stationed in the vicinity or I the Capitol, which was repeated al the forts I and by detachments of artillery on the plains, i Ma'rtiu Van Buren was inaugurated on the 4th ol March, 183.. He was escorted from tbe President's bouse by a body of cavalry and infantry, and a great number of citizetri. Iln rode in a phiuton, wilh Ex President I Jackson tbe carriage being made of tbe wood of the frigate Constitution, and pre sented to President Jackson hy the Democ racy of New York. Chief Justice Taney administered the oath, and the inaugural address was delivered from tbe Eastern portico of tbe Capilo', William Henry Harrison wns inaugurated on the 4tb of March, 1641. The Capitol was thronged with people from every part of the Union, and the occasion was one of uousuai rejoicing. A civic ana military procession accompanied the President elect from his lodgings to the Capital he himself riding on a white charger, attended by sevetal per sonal friendri, his immediate escort being ('fliiers and soldiers wbo fougbt under him. The ceremonies of inauguration look pluce upon a platform erected over tbe steps of the portico of the EuBt front of the Capitol. Tea company present was unusually iarge estimated at forty or fitly thousand inclu ding a great number of ladies. When tbe President ascended tbe platform, he was re ceived by d.-afening and protracted shouts of congratulation Irom the assembled people. These acclamations were repeated at the conclusion of the inaugural address. Pre. vious to tbe delivery of tbe closing sentences of the address, Chief Justice Teuey adminis tered the oalb of office, after which the President pronounced the remaioing passage of bis address. A salute was then fired, aod tbe procession re-formed, and the President was escorted to the Executive Mansion, ac companied by almost the whole throng of speculators, as many as possible eutering and paying their personal respects to him. President Harrison died on the 4ib of April, one month after his inauguration, and the duties of the Presidency were assumed by Vice President Tyler,' wbo took the oath of office on the 6th of April, befere Judge Crunch, of the Circuit Court of tbe District of Columbia, although at tbe time lie main tained that be was qualified to perform the duties and exercise the powers and office of President, without any other oath than that which he had taken as Vice President. On tbe Ol b of April, Mr. Tyler issued an inaugu. ral address lo tbe people, through tbe public press. James K. Polk was inaugurated on the 4th of March, 1645. It was rainy day. but great numbers of people bad been colluded at Washington to witness tbe ceremony The President, riding in an open carriage with bis predecessor, Mr. Tyler, was escorted to the Capitol by a large civic and military procession. Tbe inaugural address was deliv ered frem tbe east front of tbe Capitol. Chief Justice Taney administered tbe oath, after which tbe President was driven rapidly, by aa indirect route, to the Execotive Man sioo, where daring the afternoon be received the calls end congratulations of tbe citizens. Zachary Taylor was inaugurated 00 tbe Mb or Mar?h. (tbe 4th happening on Sunday) 1849. Tbe multitude, asaembled en tb oc. casioa, from every part of tb eouatry, ras supposed to be larger than bad ever before li cu collected in Wa.bingtta. A graud procession, military and civic, conducted the I Presidentelect irom his lodgings to the Cap itol. He was dressed in a pUiu suit of black' rode i a carriage wilh Ex-President Polk, Hon. R. C. Wiuthrop, Speaker of tbe House and Mr. Beaton, Mayor of Washington, the carriage being drawn by four grey horses. Thn inaugural address wus delivered from tbe east portico of the Capital, and was respond ed to by loud plaudits from Ihe multitude. The oath was administered by Chief Justice Taney, and the ceremonies were concluded hy salvos of Artillery. President Taylor died on the 9th of July, 1 8."0, and Vice President Fillmore acceded to the Presidency, taking the oath of office on the ll'lli, in the Repre sentatives' Hull, in presence of bulb Houses or Congress. Franklin Pierce was inaoguratcd on the 4th of M arch, lg.")3. Tho proceed. tigs of Ihe inauguration were in accordance with the oauol formula. Tbete was a large military and civic proeessiou, by which the President elect, accompanied by ex-President Fillmore, was atteu led to the Cap, I l from bis lod gings at Williard's Hotel. The military por tion of the piocessiou was unusually numer ous, embracing many companies from New York, Harrisburg, Baltimore, Richurd, Ports mom h, Va., and Alexandria, and a battalion of U. S. artillery from Fort McIIenry. The weather was inclement; but the gathering of people wns immense, iu addition to thu clubs, companies, official personates, ic , w hich constituted the processiou. The inauguration took place, & usual, upon the eastern portico of the Capital ; aod tbo oath of office, nl the crnclubioo of the inaugural address, vraB ad ministered by Chief Justice Taney. James Buchanan wns inaugurated on the 4th of March, 1857 Special irs in great numbers, from every part of the Union, were present, the day was pleasant, and the occa sion was one of general n juicing and festivity. A large civic procession, with a full military escort uuder the command uf Major General Quitman, conduct, d the President elect Irom his quarters at Willard's hotel to the Capitol, where the ceremony of inauguration was con ducted as usual upon the east portico. Chief Justice Tuney administered the oath i.t the close of Mr. Iiuchaunn's inuugtiral oddress. Soldiers and sailors followed the escort ; nod among the ornaments of the procession were a liberty pole bearing the country's ensign, and rising from a pedestul, on the side of which were appropriate allegorical devices, and a miniature ship from the Navy Yard, manned by njuvemie crew. The cannon of the Light Artillery announced the conclusion of Ihe inaugural ceremonies ; aud the new President was greeted by the clicfcis bud plaudits of Ihe assembled people. 'i ( , i $ 111 111 fir fill iflf IK .UUW.VaMIJ CV UlUlUrJ. Artemus Ward on tho Shakers. j The Shakers is the strangest religiuus sex 1 ever met. I'dheurn tell of 'em and I'd ! seen 'em, with their broad brim'd huts and j long waslid coats; but I'd never cum intu iuiiuejit contack wilh 'em, uud I'd sot 'em : dowu as lackin intellerk, as I'd never seen 1 'em to my Show lea.iwaya if they cum lliey wus disguised iu while peple's cloec, so 1 didn't know 'em. But in the Spring of Id , I gut swamped in ihet-xterior of New York Stale, one dark and stormy night, when the winds Blue pity- I usly, and 1 was forced tu tie up with the Shakers. I wus toilin throngb the mad, when in the dim visler of the future 1 obsaived tbe gleams of a tallr caudle. Tieiu a huroel'i nest lo my boss's tail to kiuder eucour-ige him, 1 soon reached the place. 1 knockt at Ihe door, which il was opened unlu me by u tall, slick faced, solum looking individooal, wbo turn'd out to be a hlder. "Mister Shaker," sed I, "you see before you a Bube in the Woods, so lo speak, aud he axes shelter of you." " Yay," sed tbe Shaker, and be led the way into the bouse, another Shaker beiu sent 10 pul my bosses and waggio uuder kiv?r. A solum female, looking somewhat like a last year's bean pole stuck into a long meat bag, cum in aod axed me was I alhuiat and did I buDgerT to wbicb I urbanely auserd "a few." She went orf and 1 indevered lo opeu a conversashun wilb the old uiao. "Elder, 1 spect ?" sed I. "Y'ey," be sed. "Ileith's good, I reckon ? ' "Yay." "What's the wages of a Elder, when he understands his biziuess or do you devule your services grulooitus ?" "Yay." "Stormy bight sir." "Yay." "II ihe storm contisners there'll be a mess auderfoot, hay f" "Yay." "It's unpleaeaut when there's a mess under foot t" Yay." "If I may be so bold, kiod sir, what's the price of that pecooler kind of weskit you wear lucludiii triuiuiius 1" "Yay J" I pawed a minit, and then thinkin I'd be faseauea with, him aud see bow that would go, 1 slept b i in on the shoulder, but into a harly larf, aud told bim thai as a yaytr he bad uu liviu ekul. He juiupt np if Biliu water had bin squirt ed iuto bis ears, groaned, rolled bis eyes turds the sealin and sed : "Y'ou're a mau of sin" He then walkl out of the room. Jest then tbo female in the meal bag stock ber lied Into tbe room aud slated that refresh menu awaited the weary traveler, and 1 sed if it was vittlesshe maul, tbe weary traveler was agreeable, aud 1 folluered ber iuto ihe next room. 1 sol down to tbe table and the female in meal bag poured out sum tea. She sed noth ing, aud lor five uiiuils tbe only liviug tbiog in thai room was a ol j woodeu clock, wbicb licktiu a subdood aud bashful mauuer in tbe corner. This dethly stillness oiude me ooeasy and 1 determined to talk to tbe female or bust. So sez 1, "uiariiuge is agiu your rules, 1 bleeve, aiarm 1" "Yay." "The sexes live strictly apart, I spect ?" "Yay." 'It's kinder singler,"ses I putting on my most sweetest look aod speakio iu a winuiu voice, "that to fair a made as thow never got bitched to some likely feller." N. B. She was upwards of 40 aod homely as a stuaip feuce, but 1 tbawt I'd tick il ber "I don't like men t" she sed, very short. "Wall, 1 dunno," sex 1, "they're a ralber impertaot part of the populushun. 1 don't scarcely tee bow we could get along without 'em." "Us poor wimio folks would git along grate deal better ifthere was no men !" "You'll excoos me, marin, but I don't think that air would work. It wouldn't be regl.r." "I'm afraid of meo 1" she sad. "Tbal'e anieceiiiry, marm, Yoo ain't iu 80 danger. Duu'l fivt yourself en Uat put." "Here we're shut out from the sinful world. Here all i, pens. Here we air brothers and sisters. We don't morry and consekently we have no domestic difficulties. Husbans don't abooze their wives wives don't worrit their huebans. There's uo children bere to worrit as. Nothin to worrit ui here. No wicked matrimony here, Would thou like to be a Shaker?" ' No," sez I, "it nin'l my stile," 1 hud now hisled in as big a load of provi shuns as I could carry comfortable, and lean ing hack in my cheer, commetist pickin my teithwilb a fork. The female went out, leavin me all alone with the clock. I hadu't Sot tliar lung before the Elder puked his bed in at the door. "You're a man of sin 1" he sed, and crooned and weot away. Directly Ihar cum in two Sliiik. res'vi, as putty and slick looking gnls s ever i met St is truo they wns dre-t in meal bags like the old one I'd met previsly. nod their shiny, silky har was hid from eight by long white caps, sich bb 1 epose female gosts wear ; but their eyes sparkled like uimiuds, Ibeir cheek . I was like roses, and they was charming etui to make a man tlitow stuns at his irrnnrl- mother, it they axed him to. They cnmnienst cleuriu awuy t lie dishes, caslin shy glances al I me nil the lime. 1 got excited. 1 forgot Betsey June in my rupter, and sez 1, "my j pretty dears, how air you ?" "Wo uir well," I hey solemnly sed. j "W liar's tLe old man !'' Jsuid 1, iu a soft I voice. I 'Of whom dust thow speak Brother i Uriah?'' ' I menu the gay and festive cuss who calls ! mc a n.uu of tin. Shuuidu'l wonder if bis j name was Uriah." j "He hns retired." j "Wall, my pretty dears." sez I, let's have some iuo. ia-i s play I u?s iu tbe corner. Whot say "Air you a Shaker, sir ?" they axed. "Wall, my pretty dears, I h.ven't arrayed my proud form in u long weskil jit, but if they was all like you perhaps I'd jine 'em As it is, I'm a Shaker protetnporary.' They was lull of fun. 1 seed that a fust, only they a leetle skeery. ! taught 'em Puss in the curlier undsich like plays, aud we hail a nice lime, koepiu quiet ol course so the old man shouldn't heur. When we broke up, sec I, "my pretty dears, eor I goyou h.ve no oi.jections, have yuu, tu an innersuul kiss al purtin ? ' "Vay," thny sed, and I yiy',1, I went to bed. I'd hiu snoozin half a hour wlu-n I was woke np by a noise at the dour I Sot up in bed, leaiiin on my ethers aud rnbliin tuy eyes, and 1 saw ihe lullerin picter : The Elder stood in the doorway, with atallei candle in Ins hand. He hudn'L no weurin eppeerel on except bis nialit close, which leppeerel on except his night close, which ! ""tteied ill Ihe breeze like s ' Fourth of July I li-Ug. He sed. "You're a man of iu '" then Flag, lie sed, "You're a man of siu !" then cioaui d and eul away. I wenl lo sleep ogin, and drempt of run nin orf with the pretty little Shnkeresses, mounted on my Culifmny Bar. I thawt the Bar insisted on steerin strum fur my door yard iu Ualilinvillu and that Betsy Jun cum out btid giv os a warm recepsliuu with a pin- flltl tif 11:1m. Knld. I n J u.L-.i tin airln I . n the Elder, lie sed refreshments was red.ly i r i . . -im ' t or me in; vi n siuirs. i ueu sayiu i wus a man of sin, he went groaning away. As I was goin threw the entry to the room whete Ihe villles was, I cum across the Elder and the old female I'd met the bighl before, aud what u'ye spose they was up lo ? ' , Huggin and kissin like young lovers in their ' 1 gushin!ibt state Sez I, "my Shaker frieude. 1 reckon you'd better suspend ibe ruler, aud git married !" ' You must excoos Brother Uriah, sed tbe j female ; he's culijeck to fits and hain't got ; uo coiuuiaud over hisself when he's iuto ! 'em " "Sortinly," sez 1, "I've bin took that woy mysell frequent." j "You're a man of sin !" sed the Elder. Arter breakfast my little Shaker freods . cum iu agiu lo clear away the dishes. , "My pretty dears," sez I, "shall we yay . gi T' I "Noy," they sed, and I nny'd. Tbe Shakers axed me lo go to their I meetin, as they was to hav services that j mornin, so 1 put on a clean biled rag and ,'weut. The meetin house was eg neat as a pin. The floor was white as chalk aod . smooth as glass. The Shakers was all on baud, in clean weskit and meal bags, ranged on the flour like miliingtery companies, the mails on one side of tbe room and the femsles on tolher. They commenst clappio Ibeir bunds aud singin and daucin. They danced kiuder slow at fust, but as they got warmed up they shaved il down very brisk, I toll you. El'lcr Uriah, in particlsr, exhibertid a right smart chance of spryuess in bis legs, considerin Ins time of life, and as be cum a dubble shuflle near nbero 1 sot, 1 rewarded him with a upprovin smile and sed : "Uuod buy ! !o it my gay and fcsliv cuss !" "You're a mau of sio !" be sed, conlinnerin his shu Sie. TheSperret, as they called it, then moved a ehcrl fat "ihuker to say a few remarks. He sed tbey wus Shakers and all was ekul. They wus the purest and seleckest peple on the yearth, Other people was sinful as they could he, but Shakers wus all right. Shakers j was all gnin kerslap lo the Pruinift Laud, and nobody want goin to statu! at the gate to bar 'eui out, if tbey did they'd git run over. Tbe Shakers then dauced and sung agin, and arter tbey wus threw, one of 'em axed me what I thawt of it. Sea 1 "what duz it siggerfy ?" " Wbal ?" sex he. "Why this jumpin up aud singin ? This long weskit bizniss, and this auty-matrimouy idee? My friend, you air neat aud tidy. Your lauds is fluwio with milk aud honey Your brooma is hue, aud your apple sass is honest. When a man buys a kag of apple lass of you be dou'l find a grate mauy .bavins under a few layers of sass a little Game I'm sorry to say sum of my New Englan aucealora used lo pracliia. Yoor gurding seeds is Sue, and if 1 should sow 'win on the rock of Gibi alter probly I should raise a good mess of garding sass. Yoo air honest iu your dealius. You air qniet aud dou'l distarb nobody. For all Ibis I give yoo credit. But your religion is small pertaters, I must say. You mope away your lives bere in single retcbidneas, and aa you air all by yourselves nothing ever conflicts with your peculiar idees, except when Human Naler bust, out among you, as 1 onderaian she sumlimes do. 1 1 giv Uri.h a sly wink bere, which made the old feller squirm l.ke a speared Eel I You wear long weskits aud long facet, ana lead a gloomy life indeed. No children's prattle ia ever beam aroood yoor bartbsluos yoo air in a dreary fog all tbe time, and yoo treat tbe jolly sunshine of life as tbo it was a thief, drivio it from yoar doors by tbeut weskits, and meal bags, and pecooler oosbuns of yourn. Tbe gals among yoo, sum of which air as lick pieces of caliker as 1 ever sot eyes on, ir syio to place tbeir beds agio weskits which kiver honest, manly barts, while you o!J beds fool yortelTvt with the idve lUl they air fulfillin their misbtin here, and air contented. Here you air, all pend up by yerselves, tatkio about the sine of a world you don't know nothin of. Meanwhile said world conlinners to resolve round on her own axeltree nnct in every 24 hours, suhjuck to the Cooslitushun of the United States, and is a very pleasant place of residence. Pis unnalral, onrensnnable aod dismal .fe yon're leadin here. So it strikes me. My Sbnker freud., 1 now bid you a welcome aduo. You have treated me excel' diu well. Thauk you kindly, one and all. "A base exhihiler of depiaved monkeys and onprincipled wax works !" sed Uriah. "Hello, Uriah," sez 1, "I'd mosl forgot you. Wall, look out for them fits of yourn. and don't catch cold and die iu the flour of your youth and beauty." Aud I resoomd my j-riipy. One of tho Speeches. Tbo most refreshing specimen of a speech, in the "unrpnrl Mniln " altla vom h.rd n,.. . I. lor a long time, was recetilly delivered in the Missouri Legislature, hv oue Uen. R lev. A. the author is evi.leully "a trump," we feel disposed to help immortalize bill) by publish ing his speech id fjll : After a long and heated discussion on tho reference of u bill amending tbe churacter of tbo city of Caroudelut, to a standing commit tee of the House, M r Riley obtained the floor, and addressed to the House : Mr. Spkakkk : Everybody is a pitching into this matter like toud frogs iuto a willow Bwamp, on a lovely evening in the bulmly month of June, wheu the mellow light of tbe full moon tills with a delicious flood the thin, ethenal atmospheric nir. Applause. Sir, I want to put in a word or perhaps a word and a half. There seems to be a disposition to Cgt.t. I say, ir there is any fighting lo be dune, come on with your corn cubs anil ligLtnitp-bugs ! Applause. Ia the language of Ihe ancient Roman, Cmc one. come all, this melt .hall fly From us iiim base, in a pig's eye. M Now, there has been a great deal of bom. bast bere to day. I call it bombost from "Alpha" to "Omega." t don't unil..r.i.n,i j the meauiiig of the words though ) Sir, the i the quesliuo lo refer, is a great aud maguili. ceui, question, jiuuieail absorbing ques tion like a sponge, sir a large unmeasura ble sponge, of globe shupe, in a small tumbler of water il sucks up everything. Sir, 1 stand bere with Ihe weapons I have designa ted, lo defend Ihe rights of St. Louis county, Ihe rights of uny other county even the county or Cedar itself. Laughter and applause. Sir, tbe debate bus assumed a """"""oeiiy. e have had a tittle black- Jj'fk bumcombe, a little twobit bumcombe. b"'"bubt buncombe, bung hole buncombe, and laiiiuuiuunty. We have had a tittle black me oevu uini his grandmother knows whul other kind of buncombe. Laughter J Wy, sir, just give sume of Vm a it tie Southern soap uod a lit lie Northern water, and quicker thou a houud pup can lick a skillet they will make enough buucoine leather to wash the golden flock that roams ko.n.l . I... .. .... - - . t I .... -.ii.nu mo iiuii menu-, ui ueuven. Cheers aud lau8ut,;r J ment. I alludu to thu starry firma ment. The Si-KAkER. The gentlemen is out of order, lie must coutiue himself to the question. Mr. Rkii.t. Just retain yoar liuen if you pleuse. I'll stick to the text as close as a pitch plaster to a pine plank, or a lean pig to a bol jam rock. ICnea of "PU tin x mi'il i ; 1 want to say to these carboneriferons gen j tlemen, these ignenoua irdividuls, these de tonating demonstrators, these pereginons vol I canoes, come on with your combustibles I If l ooo I well I'll suck tbe gulf of Mexico through a goose quit. Laughter and ap plause J Perhaps you think 1 am diminutive luhers aod sparse in the mundane elevation. You may discover, gentlemen, you are labor ing under as great a misuppreheusioo as though yoo had incinerated your inner vest ment. Iu tbe language of the coble bard, 'I vraau.it born in a Ihickel To be scarred by a criekel " (Applause. bir, we have lost our proper position. Our proper position is to the zenith and nadir our bends to the one, our heels to the other, at right angle to tbe borrizon, spsnned by tbol azure arch of the lustrous Gimament, bright with the corruscatiuos of innumerable constellations, nnd proud as a speckled stud horse on a county court day. Cbeers. "But how bave tbe mighty fallen."' in the language of the poet Silversmith. We have lost our proper position. We have assumed n sloshiudicular or a diaganological position. And what is the cause ? Echo answers "bun combe,", sir, "buncombe." Tbe people have been fed on buncombe, while a tut ol spavin ed, ringboned, hamstrung, wind galled swyn eyed, splilboored, distempered, polevilled, pot bellied politicians bave had their cosej in tbe public crib until there ain't rodder enough left to make a gruel for a sick grasshopper Cheers aud laughter J Sir, these hungry brats keep tagging at the public pap. l'bey say. "let down your milk. Suck, or you'll bave a split bag." Do they Ibink they can stuff such buncombe down our craw? No sir; yuu orght as well try to stuff butter iu a wild cat with a hot awl. Cootiuued laughter The ihiog cau'l be did. The public griods tone is a great institution, sir ; jes, sir, a great institution. One of the greatest, perhaps, ibut ever rose, reigned or fell. But, sir, there is to uiucb private cutlery ground. The thing wun'l py. Occasiunally a big axe is brought in to be fixed up, osten sibly for the purpose of hewing duwo lha gnarled truuks of error aud clewing out the brush wood of ignorance aud lolly that ohsliuct the public Lighway of progress. Tho machine whirls; the axe is applied. Tbe lookers-on are enchanted with the bril liant sparks elicited. The tool is polished ; keeuly edged ; and, while the public st.ro in gapiug expectancy of seeing ibe roud cleared the implement is slyly taken off to unpr-v-tbe private acres of some "faithful Ineod ul Ibe people." What is the result ? Tbe u struct. ous remaiu unmoved. Tbe people curse because tbe car lags or, if it doe. move 'lis at the expense of a broken wheel .ml jaded and sore-backed team. 1 tell you, the thing won't pay. Tbe lime will com a hen the nasal prumontories of these disinterested grinders will be pul to tbe stone, instead of iheir hardware. Applause 1 tin mighty afraid the niachine is a iioiog to stop. The grease ii giving out thundering fast. It is beginning to creak on its axis. Gentlemen, it IS my private opinion, cnofideolially ex pressed, that all the "grit" is pretty near worn off. Applause J Mr. Speaker, jo must excuse me for my latiiudiuoaity end circuintocutorine.s. My old bluuderbuss scatter amuziugHy, but if anybody gels peppered, it ain't my fault if tbey are in the way. Sir, these dandadical, supersquiitic.l, mahogany-faced gentry what d Ibey know abuul the blessings of freedom ? AlioJl as uiucb, hi, e a load-frog docs of bi.'h flory. Dotbey tbink they can escape me? I'll follow them through pandemonium and high water. Cheers and laughter J These are the ones that have got onr liber ty pole off its perpendicularity. 'Tis they who would rend the stars and (tr pes that nobto flag the blond ol our revolutionary fathers emblemed ir. its red. The purity of the cause for which they died denoted by tbe white; ihe blue the freedom they at. tained, like the azure air that wraps their native hills and lingers no their lovely plain.. Cheers The high bird or liberty sits perched on the topmost branch, but there is secession salt on his glorious tail. I fear he wilt no more spread bis noble pinious to soar beyond the azure regions of tbe boreal pole. But let but Missouri pull the last feather from his sheltering wing tu plume a shaft to piece his noble breast ; or, what ia the same, mcke a pen lo sign secession ordinance. Ap pluuse Alas, poor bird, if they drive you trom the branches of tbe hemlock of tbe North, and tbe palmetto of the South, coDie over to the gum tree of tbe West, and we will protict your noble birdship while water grows aud grass runs Immense applause Mr. Speaker I subside lr the present. When Jcrmnima wtnt la .rho ,1 tin .. a..ked why the noun bachelor was singular. 'Because," she leplicd, "It's very singular they don't net married." $mmxs' gcparlmcnt. (For the "Sanhary Awtricua." J Growing Fine Wool. Mtxcy, Pa., March Mb, 1661. Mr. Editor In yoar paper ef tbe 23J ult. is au article, the teudeticy of which is against the inteiest of tbe farmer to raise fine sheep. That there is a difference as to what would be called hiijh feeding and fat Bbeep, I urn aware. Among lurmers generally tbey are thin, except where fed Tor the city mar kets. The stuck or this country, generally, is not fed grain at all. The doctrine ad vanced is a new oue, ib.tdt sheep will have coarser wool thun those iu good store tuder, JiC If such he the Tuct, tb-n oor r..ctory men aud those who shear end those who rai,-e the Ai. ep must be greatly mistaken. The wuol is ulu.-ays more lively and tbe fleece mu':b thicker, lunger aud heavier on a fut welher than on a tbia oDe, still mucA icorte on a poor oue. That thero i. a I, til- a or having breeding ewes too fat, I admit, particularly in li e Uniting seasou ; all tba rest of Ihn flock, wtlhert and old ewes, caouot be too fat. The lambs giow mure rupidlv, the milk being stronger and richer, and instead of being worth SI to 1 50, will readily bring 2 5u t0 fcd in the fall, and yearling welhers, otter the wool is off, worth from J to SI. Compare other farming with this same theory. lie t0 inoll, that the richer wheat, oats or grass laml iu tha ...,.. tnfter and heavier the crop. Is it ool so, too,' wuri oteer stock t lixamioe Ihe colts and cattle ufa farmer that is a good farmer, and see bow fiue and silky they handle, compured with those not fed any grain. By tbe pre seut system of feeding store sheep, the flock do not average muck over three pounds of washed wool to the clip, aud nearly one half of the lambs are lost but by good feeding be will have Gve or six pounds to tbe fleece, aud raise nearly all the Iambs. 1 do not mean ibis weight of wool from Menucs; with Ihem 1 never Could averagu uiucu aouve lour pounds. I have abaodoued them altogahtr. Mutton and woul bath con udered, tue South Ujwu and Bluikwells are more protitaoie (tbe rurrner of these I bave direct from the importation of Fr.uk Rutcb aud Samuel Thorne, from England) Much ucijciua upuu tue management vi a Bock of sheep lo make ihem nn.Ht.hL. hut. -i...u be fed a little grain, a ball a bushel of cum aud oats, daily, to every flock of fifty sheep, will answer, a bushel would be belter from the first of November tu the middle of May, When one or two bushels of rutabagas daily ; if more roots, less grum and Lay will bo required. Tboy must never be allowed lo be out in the raiu in winter, but always shut in when storming tbe old adage to tbe cue trary, ootwittu.aoding. "No mailer how cold and wet wool is, it's always warm anddry " A sheep, in tbe middle of winter, is three days in geiung wet through tbe fleece, and nearer fve iu drying and freezing. Is it reasonable, then, to expect success wilh sheep if treated in this bruial manner? If the reader doubts lha elowuess of their wetting and drying, let him examine, daily, for him self, and he w.ll he thoroughly satisfied. When 6rst jhorn tbey will run in the sheds, uot so when the fleece is more than half grown. W bat bus been done by others, can be done again. 1 fiud by reference to my "Time Book," that from 34 sheep, many of.tbeui cullitigs, tuo old, aud not worth keeping, we sold oo the 13th of April, 1860, '260 pounds of woul, at -10 cents per pounJ $"''. aud tbe sheeo lo a drover l.,r I.Y Kr,,m ih. h-l. auce of our flocks we had O'Jj pounds of wool ; narj o lambs, raised tb ol Item one of the lambs lost was killed ibe other two died from unavoidable causes. We have had 23 lambs this spring, from 20 owes, 22 of which are living aud duing well. Eweg sbuulj uci.tr be allowed to have lambs before Iwo years old. Last spring 1 bought a small flock of 36 sh.-ep aud 6 lambs; they said "there was uo profit in sheep, that Ihe lambs were" so bard to raise, they lost 4 or 5 to one raisud." Exposure, starving, aud no gain, 1 say, was Ibe reasou of Ihe loss. At the same time, from the above il is evident, that sheep well led aud attended Id, you can r.i.e uearly all the lambs. Il is also self-evident that iu favorable .iljalici Ibev are lha most nr.,. Stable stork raised Kuoujjb on she. p fur the present, K aprcituliv, B MORRIS ELLIS. Mm I'.i-.iiiii. in MoLAi.ti. Sugar- i.re.i ' bai.K na.e lo: g been in laibion'in Ihie ciiinin. I h. y are moJera'ely silted, and sugar or inol.w. .J.lt'4 i,i a.i, in their prrscrvation. in .anii-, uu n n ineai nave been preserved by iuol. a alone. An article in L'lnvamion ... eit. Ilial meat may be preserved l,v I"l.e in ihe iiiiut lertect manner. .ik ,i,. folloinij iiiii mi .dv.aiaiie.: It ha. an agree. Bole U.lVor. Il liroi I.Cea II I uiava ... ...k.. .1 , - - J ' " ill I U I a, ( der. which re.ult In.in the use uf salt food, and ii may le piep.red at a moderate price. The proien consi.ia ktim.lo in ,-i,t.,,.. ,l - . , -.- -- - (, . u.r .mi. piece, ul modem, .it. d dropng ihem int.. ,uiu a i. untamed irom Ihe su.r inanulsctoiie. r refine. i.. Itv.......i ' . ol cxe.uiuae the liihler juice, of the meat pa out. -..u ..e.Mc. muiiw. prnetiaie. inward l. eery part , f ih. meat When the eil.-u.al iuo la, ha. acquire J a certain degree of liooiJilv from lh mixture ol Ihe juieea ol ibe meal, it m a ure sign that the meal i thoroughly imprrgna led. h ia now taken out of the uuilaMr., thou roughly ..h.d, and hung in e eur.ei.i ..I air I . dry. Alirr it U e...i,pli. Iv d.y, il u..v h. I- .... ... ..oi ea and t all ov., ih, wu.J oai t ip. li. Kiuig soy elLnj, whatever