Sit itr lb lit i 1 NEW SERIES, VOL. 10, NO. 8. SUNBURY,' NORTHUMBERLAND COUNTY, PA. SATURDAY, MAY 16, 1857. OLD SERIES, VOL- 17. NO 3 The Sunbury American. PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY BY II. B. MASSES, Market Square, Sunbury, Ptnna. E It M 9 OF SUBSCRIPTION. TWO DOLLARS per nuuura to be paid half Yearly in dvarce. Nu paper (liecoiilii.ued uutil u. arrragea t. pa All eommunications or lettera oo buihiesa relating to the uuVe, ui ui.uie attention, uiuat b. POST PAID. TO CLUBS. Three copies to one addre.e, 8500 Seven Du Vo luuo Kiitceii Do Do SU0 Five dollnrs In advance will par for threa year 'ssub- rription tn the American,. Postmumers will please act aa our Aleuts, and frank tecre continuing subscription money, 'lhey ara permit- d to dotllis uuuer ine ri wi;w nuw. 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LUMP, for Blast Furnaces and Cupolas, STEAMBOAT, for Steamboat, Hot Air Furnaces and Btcam. BKOKEN, ) For fjrgte,, Stove and Stea. I'Ai'J. S TOVIi, I For Stoves, Steam and burning NUT, S Wme. I'KA.for Limeburncrs and making Siteam. Orders received at Mt. Carmel or Northuin lerland Wharf, will receive prompt attention. M. B.BELL, D. J. LKWI, WILLIAM MUIR. May 3, 18S6. tf . DILWORTH BRANSON & CO. Hardware Merchants, Having removed from No. 69 to No. 73 Market Street, FliiUdelphia, Are prepared, with greatly increased facilitiea, to till ordera lor HARDWARE of every variety m best terms, from a full assortment, including Ksitroad Shovels, Ticks, 4C. Country merchants and others will find it to their interest to call nnd exauiui our stock be lore purchasing elsewhere. April 12, 1856. ly O. OF XT- .A.. QJUNUUKY COUNCIL, No. 30, O. of U. A. 7 meets every T-rtiA eveninjr in the American Halt, opposite F.. Y. B right's store, Miirliel street, Snnbury, Pa. Metnhers of the . order are rciiectfully requested to attend. M. L. SHIN DEL, C. 8. S. II KN IIH1CKS, R. H. Sunbury, Jan. S, 1807. ocl 20. '65. WASHINGTON CAM P, No. 1J J. B.of A holds its stated meeting every Thursday evening, in the American Hall, Market Street, Sunbury. WM. U. MUSSELMAN, T. A. A. Siiis.t:it, K. S. Sunliury. July 6. 1836 tf. . A. J. CONRAD, HOLLOWING RUN. I ESPECTFCLI.Y informs the public that i h I. r.M.l.Miislip.l liiii Store willi all ex- ...II.... i i.riiiiiit of .w (ioods itist received from Philadelphia, which he will sell on terms as reasonable as any other establishment. Hi assortment consists in part of CLUTH.-S, CASSIMEKES & 8ATTINETT, Winter Wears for men and boys, all styles and prices liftrtics DrcKts fiood Consisting of Black Silks, Merinos, Alpacas, Dc Laines, Calicoes, Ginghams, Muslins, Trim mings Ac Also a Iresh supply of GROCERIES of all kinds. HARDWARE and QUEENSWARE, Cedarivare, Brooms, &c. Also a lara assort ment of loots and Shoes, suitable for Men Wo ini'ii and Children. Huts and Caps, Silk Hats, and all goods usually kept in a Country Store. All the above named stock of good will be anld positively at low prices for cash, or in ex change for country produce, at the highest market price. Hollowing Run. Nov. 29. I AAA. 1, l'TET MIICtL, CiKE.tSB, fllHIS Grease is recommended to the notice of J. Wagoners, Livery Stable keepers, &c, as being Snetuion to anything of the kind ever in troduced. A it does not gum upon the a ilea is much more durable, and l not alu'cted by the weather, remaining the earn in timmer a in winter, and put up in tin canister at 37J and 75 c;nta, for sal by A. W. FlSHEK, March 14,1857 U'ront Street Wire Manufactory. WATSO., COV Ji. Co., No. 48 North Front Street, coiner of Conmh'a Alley between Murkrl and Mulberry (Arrli) Street.. Ph.loil.l. phis., maiuifueture of .uparior qnitlity, liruM otd Iron Wire Sieve., of all kind. ; Bras. a:id Copper Wire Cloth fur Paper Mnkera, fcc. Cylinders and U.udy Holla eo. ven il in t)e li'-'St lliunuer. Ha ivy Twilled Wiie for Spnrk Cntehera, Sieves for Hruv. nud Iron eounneia, eereen ire, window wire, fnu-t, Trap., Ui.h Cover., C.al and Saud rJerten., 4. h Hury ire vnr ot every aeKripuoa. Muieh H, 157. 3m e josefii rt sscix, Umirkli.4 ad Puisol MismcTCiin, No. 3 North Fourth Striet, N. W. Comer of Market, Philadelphia. Tf AS now on Land an extensive aaaortment of the newest and mast desirable kinds, In eluding many NEW STYLES not heretofore to be had in thi market An examination of our stock is solicited before purchasing elsewhere. Ma'ch 7, 1857 3m e gpoL'NTY ORDERS County ordere taken ,- a cash for goods, and on not or book ac count by t. r. uriuit i ou.i NEW ARBANGEMSNT 1 I'Veih Arrival of DRUGS, PAINTS, OILS, &o. fllHE undersigned having taken the itora for JL merly kept by William A. Druner, ia new ready to nil orders and prescriptions at a- mo ments notice. He hat a large and well selected stock of fresh and pure DRUGS, CHEMICALS, Dye-stuffs, Oil, Paints, Glass, Putty, and all ainus ol i atent Aieutcinet. FRUIT AND CONFECTIONARY Tobacco and Imported Segar of the choicest brands, fancy Notions' tmlet articles, and 1 er fumery of all kinds. Tooth and Hair Brushes of every variety. - Camphint and Fluid always on hand. Customers Avill find his stock complete, com. priKing many articles it is impossible here to enu mcrate, and all aold at moderate prices. Remember the place, next door to E. Y Bright' Mammoth Store. A. VV. FISHER. Sunbury, March 14, 1857. L. C. IVES' Produce and Fruit Store, No. 15 North Whareen, Philadelphia. Shipping and Cnuntry Oorders promptly filled ( on responsible orders. Farmer and Dealers' Produce Sold on Com mission. Apples, Bananas, Pine A pplcs, Dried Fruit, Onions, Oranges. Shell Darks, Raisins, Deans, Lemons, White & Sweet Figs, Turnips, Cranberries, Potatoes, Poultry, iVaches, Ground Nunts, Chcsnutr, Eggs, cVe. Foreign and Domestic Produce and Fruit gan erally, February 88, 1857 ly J AMES BROWNS' GRAMMATICAL WORKS, rr,HK first book o f tie I'atiir.tlystem of Eng -X. IJal, li.Binni.r tm The second book of the Rational svstem of Enclish Grammar, decicned to teach the tiroccss of Analvsiiic the Enclish Lancusge with sound judgment ; and the art of using it with gram- latical propriety. 31 cts. These works are now used in the 7'ublic School in the first School District of Pennsyl vinia. The third book of the Rational Svstem of Ens lish Grammar, designed to enable the learner to become moat thoroughly acquainted with the nature and use ot the Prepositions, and may be read by him either in or out of schoo'. 60 c BROWNS' Gramatical Reader. This B-ok sefa aside ths old Grammars, ei noses their defects demonstrates I lis little use of attending to them, rid nrescnts to the teacher the unerring and only way to the Grammar of the English Lan gunge. 37 cts. Forsnle bv Peter Gnffee. US Arch Street. Philadelphia. February SI, 1857 am w LEASE OF VALUABLE COAL LANDS. riHE Northumberland Improvement Coin pa- M. ny invite proposals for the Lease of a por tion of their COAL VEINS, situate on their property in Northumberland county, Pennsylva nia, two and half miles above the town of Sha inokin, and directly on the line of the Philadel phia and Sunbury Rail Road. 1 lie t ins of Coal are well located for easy and profitable operation. Apply to JOSf.ru 8. JJl.YON. Agent, Mount Carmel. Ta. er to CHAS. S.FOLWELL. Sec'y. 18 South 3d street, Philadelphia. March 7. 1857 3m FURNITURE POLISH. S. RAE'S Premium Patent Enamel Furniture Polish. Thi polish is highly valuable for restor, ing the polish on all kind of Furniture, Glass, Carriage Bodies, Hair Cloth, Ac Also, for re moving; snols, hiding scratches, 6V c, &c. War ranted to dry immediately and retain it gloss. Price 50 cts per bottle. Said by A. VV. USHbK. March 14, J 857. THE DAUPHIN & SUSQUEHANNA RAILROAD. CONNECTS the Heading Railroad at Au burn, on the Schuylkill, (10 miles below l'uttsville,) with the Northern Central Railroad, at Duuphin, on tho Susquehanna, and with the Prnnsylvaiiia Railroad at Kockville, (5 mile above Harrisburg,) and run una passenger train iu winter, and two passenger trains in summer through between Auburn and Harris burg, each way, daily, (."Sundays excepted.) on times arranged to connect properly with these roads; with the Cumberland Valley and Harris burg and Lancaster Railroads, at Harrisburg, d with the Cattawissa Railroad, and its north ern connection at Port Clinton. EI.LWOuD MORRIS, Eng. k. Supt. March 7, 1857 Cm.pd. JOHN STONE & SONS, No. 45, Second Street, Philadelphia. 4 RE now receiving thcii snrinir imnortation - of SILK and MILLINERY GOODS, con sisting in part of Fancy, Cap and Bonnet Rib bon. Satin and Mantua Ribbons, Glace and Plain Silks, Marceline and Florences, Black Modes, French arid Englifh Crapes, Tarlatnne, M aline aud Illusion traces, 4-c. Also, a lull assortment of French aud American flowers. which they offer to the trade on favorable term. March 28. 1857. 8m., P. S. Citrate of Magnesia o TASTELESS SALTS. 'fHIS preparation is recommended a an ex-- ccllent laxative and purgative. It operatea mildly, is entirely free from any unpleasant taste resembling lemonade in flavor, prepared and aold fcy A. w. nail r-n. Houbury, Mareh 14, 1B58. MISS A. M. TOMER. JFttttiioiiubIs Straw and Fancy Milliner, No Ml North Second Street, below Noble, eppoaita Red Liou Hotel, I'BilMUeip ia 1)ATTKRN Ronnet mud. to order. Orders respect fully solicited and promptly altsoded to. March !, Isil 3iu w New Wall Paper Warehouse, unpmv T AWTKTO MANl'FA 2TUKEKS and importers, No. 134, Arch street, second diKir .bove sath, Plnladelpluu. where umy U fuuud Ui Inrgeat aud beat seleeUa atuck iu the City. COUNTRY PURCHASERS may here be accommo- .w.iivciiiviiee ill Ml". lua iui inn, viiu muu l ,)... ,1 ...... e vm .win wm uk; win receive me .Qvaiiiaae Ucir UJJiiey. ULK l'ON I.ANlVli, lit ARCH aireet, abov buih, fhiladsphia March SS, lti7.3ia. rriobacco nd Bcgars so.ooo imported Segar of vanoua brand. Eldarado, Fig, lavenui.n and fine cut tobacco at A. W. FISHER'S. rVinbury. March 14. 1857. SUGAR CURED HAM A lot just received and for ala by. LJJVI BEASH0L7Z. April. I JSrTT. Meet IJpctrg. Papa, What is a Newspaper, and what does it contain. Orgnng that gentleman pluy, my boy. To unswer the taste of the day, my boy. Whatever it be, They hit on the key, And pipe n full concert away my boy. News from all countries and clime, my boy, Advertisements, essays, and rhymes, my boy, Mixed with all sorts Of (!) lying reports, And published at regular times, my boy. Articles able and wisi; my boy At least in the editor's eyes, my boy, , And logic so grand That few understand To what in the world it applies, my boy. Statistics, reflections, reviews, my hoy, Little scraps to instruct nnd amuse, my boy, And lengthy debute Upon mutters of Stntc, For wise-headed folks to pursue, my boy. The funds as they were and they are, my boy. The quibbles and quirks of the bar, my boy, . And every week, A clever critique Oq some rising theatrical star, my boy. The age of Jupiter's moons, my boy, The stealing of somebody's spoons, my boy, 1 he suite ot the crops, The style of the fops, And tho wit of the public balloons, my boy. List of nil physical ills, tny boy, Hunched by somebody's pills, my boy, 1 in you ask n un surprise, Why any one dies. Or what's tho disorder that kills, my boy. Who has got married, to whom, my boy, Who were cut off in their blootu, my boy, vv no iius nnd until On this sorrow-6luiiied enrtb. And who totters fuel to the tomb, my boy The price of cattle and grain, my boy, Uireclion.' to dig and to ili um, my buy, Jtut UvoulU luke ma too long To tell you in song A quarter of all fhey contain, my boy. tiwcllanwus THE RAT TRIBE. Tho last number of the London Quarterly Review cotilaiued un interesting article on the habits, &c, of ruts, in which tho install, tunces giveu of their I'ucutidiity, ferocity, aud ingenuity, ure almost iucrediblo. A sitigio puir ol ruts, in inree years, u undisturbed, will have thirteen litters of eight each at a birth, and the young will begin littering iu the sumo rutio when sis mouths old, so that at the end of three years a single pair will have multiplied to tiiO.bUrf. Culculutmir that ten ruts oat us inucli iu one day us a man, the consumption of these would bo equal to that ol b4,bUd uieu. 11 is clear, then, lliut if it were not fur the extraordinary diminution, iu their numbers caused by the ceaseless warfare curried on uguiust them by Units, cats, polecats, otters, snakes, and be yond ull, human rut-cutchers, the whiskered veiuiiu would speedily cause a luniine iu every part of the world iu which they are lound. Huts are great travelers. The shin rat infests vessels of all classes; as many us live hundred have been found iu a single East lndiuuiuo. Their greutest difficulty, when on shipboard, is that of procuring wuter; uud they have been known to usceuu luu rigging by iiiuht. ul'ler a storm, aud sip the rain found in tho folds of thu suils When uu shore, ship rats are exceedingly fond of prime fruit; aud by burrowing under the wults of gardens will help themselves to a taste ol the choicest melous, slruv. berries, grapes, !cc, that they can liud. Huts exist in millions hi sewers and drains, particularly where there is not a good supply of flushwuter. By burrowing in every direc tion they du immense harm to the brickwork of the sewers, uud frequently spoil pipe drains by causing them to dip ut the joints, under wbicn tliey have excavated tlie earth. Iu London uud Puns numbers of professional rat-catchers tind lucrative employment in bunting them in the sewers. lieu caught, they are disposed of either for sporting pur poses lor which they command a ready sale iu London at seventy-live cents per dozen or they are killed for the sake of the fur, which is extensively used in getting up the unrivaled "beaver hats" sold by Parisian but ters. The hide, also, is useful for making the thumbs of the best (so culled) kid gloves. Uats also commit eroat tlepredattous in slaughter houses and Knnckers' Yards. Iu the severe I roots, when it is impossible to cut up the bodies of the horses, and when the outside tlesli is too Hard lor the rats to feed upon, they euler the budv and devour the flesh from the inside, so thut when the thuw comes the workmen tind nothing below the skin but a skeleton, better cleared of its tlesh than if it had been doue by the most skillful operator. When rats have no other food they will destroy each other. M. Ma- jetidie placed a dozeu rats in a box iu order to try some experiments; wlien lie readied home and opeued the box, there were but three remuiuing. These had devoured the rest, and left ouly the bones and tail. These little animals are iudefutigable in the pursuit of food, and hardly any amount of precaution can keep them fro u a place where they know there is a supply to be bad. The proprietors of bonded warehouses know this to their cost. They infest the Loudon Zoological Gardens in immense numbers, and have eaten their way through the copper wire floor of the tigers' dens. The proprie tors of the gardens have been compelled iu self-deleuce to keep a pack of terriers to hunt them, by whom as many as a uunured are sometimes destroyed iu one iiiyht. The propensity ot the rut to gnaw through even the hardest obstacles, is not merely a craving, but a necessity. 11 is teeth ure se formed as to continually grow towards each other, so that nothing but the coustunt weur- iuir away bv friction could prevent his inci sors from passing completely through Ida lips. A good-sized sewer rat can indict very severe bites, even iu some instances, enabling him to vanquish a terrier dog, or eveu a ferret. There bave been instances in which raU have become thoroughly domesticated like a cut or dor; and wheu Ibis it the case tuey render good service by driving from the premises all others of their tribe. One mode ul riddinff a house of rata ia to catch a single pecimrn atil fitea a crrol! bell rwrxl Via neck, the tinkling of which, as be approaches the haunts or bia comrades, will rnghten them away. An expert rat-catcher, however, familiar with the habits of his prey, will very soon clear a house of its obnoxious visitants. li China, where-the exceaa of ponulation has driven the inhabitants to economise every species of food, rats are eaten and esleemod a great luxury; and cases are recorded in which ships' crews, when short of provisions, have avenged themselves on the ruts for lessening the supplies, by cooking and eating them in the form of baked pies, which, it is said, have been deemed quite dainty by the partakers. One of the most common modes of ridding premises of these unwelcome inmntes, is thut of administering arsenic to them. This, however, is attended with very great danger, for ruts which have partaken of arsenic make at once for the nearest water, and if there bo a cistern in the house they oro apt to poison it. Our readers are aware that a case of this kind has recently occurred at Washington, in which the lives 'of President Buchanan and several of the most prominent politicians of the day, where placed in imminent hazard by partaking or water from a cistern the con tents of which hud been thus poisoned. What we Drink. Some time ago an intel ligent English chemist published a work, eu titled "What we eat and what we drink," iu which he showed the coostitent ofthe various articles taken into the stomach as fond or for uutrilive purposes There was a great amount of useful informal tion in the volume, but it did not contain any of the following fucta in relation to what we dirnk, which have recently been presented to the public by Dr. Hiram (J ox. chemical inspector of alcoholic liquors in Cincinnati, lie says that during two years he has made inspections of various kinds of liquors, and has found more that) nine-tenths of them imitations, and a great portion of them poisonous concoctions. Of brandy he does uot beleive there is one gallon of pure in a hundred callous, the imitation having corn whiskey for a basis, and various poison ous acids lor the condiments. Ut wines not a gallon in a thousand, purporting to be sherry port, sweet Mulnga, is pure, but they ere made of water, sulphuric ucid, alum, Guinea paper, horse radish, and many ol'them without a single drop of alcoholic spirit Dr. Cox warrants there are not ten gallons of genuine port wine in Cincinnati. In his inspections of whiskey ho bus fouud only from 17 to 20 per cent ol alcoholic spirit, when it suould huve been 45 to oil, and some of it contains sulphuric acid enough to eat a hole through a man s stomach. As whiskey is now the la vorito beverage, these facts are worthy of consideration. A Lksson to Unnatural Mothrrs. A person in rather a liiirh position has just obtained from the Civil Tribunal of the Seine, France, a separation from his wife, with the right of keeping his child, in consequence of the following circumstances: Die child had the measels, and its medical attendant declured its life to be iu danger, but the mother, nevertheless, continued to prepare her toilet for an evening parly to which she had been invited. "You cannot leave the child who is dying," exclaimed tho husband. I he who replied that it was im possible for her to remain away from the party without breaking her promise and being guilty or a want of politeness. The husband again remonstrated with her, but in vain ; she insisted upon going to the party, if only lor an hour, luu husband then iiilormeu her I hut. if she curried her intention into execution, the door would he closed against ber on her return. 1 he wife left for the party, but on her return home was refused admittance. The Tribunal bus decided that the husband was perfectly jnstitied; and has furthermore ruled that u wife who forsakes her child in illness, forfeits her conjugal rights. Foktv-Two Years' CocTsuir. Wo find in the New York News the followiug martiuge notice : At Wilmington, on the 29th teb Ash- inael L. Ueers, of Albany, N. Y., and Miss Ann uider. I heir united ugesare 1 ii vears, and the courtship commenced Torty-two years siuce " A fortv-two years' courtship ! v by during that time we havo concluded one war with Etigluud, and utmost hud two more ; huve in vented ruilioudsuud steum printing presses; hud a war with Mexico ; invented the electric telegraph ; brought out spirit rapping and discovered the northwest pussuge; auuexed lexas. uud brought to liiMil tlie gold ol Cali fornia ; have extended our nutiouul urea 200, 0(10 or 3UO.O0U square miles, aud arrived at such a point of civilization as' to appoint special corruption und investigation comuiit- . . .. VI.. . 1., I lees 111 congress. , uut greuv ireuua uiov been uttuined. about us. during!) he forty-two years it has lukeu thu modest Mr. Beers to pop the quesliou. How Amkuica was Peopled. Hev. Dr. Hawks, a learned and eloqueut scholar, bus rece tlv been delivering a series of lectures, inteuded to show thai this continent was peopled by successive migrations from the old world, ut dill'erenl erus und by differeut races. First from the shores ot the Mediter- uneau, which was the the earliest seat of com mercial enterprise, and the people Iroin wuicn huve left their record upon the vast ruius of Yucalau ; uext from China and Japau, to Mexico. Central and teoutu America, and uext from Northern Asia, iroiu which the Amercuii tribes of ludiuus tamo, these theories aresustained by remarkable analogies between the languages prevailing in diBereul parts of the Eastern continent with those to be fouud ou this continent. A KtPK Old Aok Hev. Daniel Waldo, the venerable Chaplain of the House of Itep. reseututives, now uinety-four yeur old, has revisited his home in Connecticut. L ast week he preached two sermons in Sharon, walked hair a mile I rom int pursouuge vo the meeting house und went through the ex ercises withsut apporenl lutigtie. Mr. v aldo was a soldier in thu Revolution, and onct fell into the bunds of thut abominable set ol follows who were known us the "Cow Hoys." "Fkkt Wasukrs." This denomination of Christians bus created considerable excite ment in Annapolis. Street preaching an street argument, together with their publ baptism, has attracted to them much at tion. They are under the lead or a Slansbury, who is a native of Aunapo' The official report ofthe railway ties in Kugluud for the last year si number to be 281 killed, 394 injur calculation is that one passenger 16 millions carried was killed, ' accidents having occurred to persoi the servants ofthe companies or uci vojers uor irvuot How Ben Purtle got his Wife. ' The very climax ofngliness was Hen Pur tle. He was red headed, and each hair Btood as if it cherished the supremest eontemnt for Its next neighbor. His face was freckled as tho most bespotted turkey egg. His Dose supported at the bridge a huge bump, while the end turned viciously to one side. His mouth bad every shape but a pretty shape. His form was uncouth, as bis face was ngly. He was stoop-shouldered, kuock-kneed, flat footed, and well, he was ugly. The very climax of ugliness was Hen Purtle what was more strange still, Ben had a hand some, bouncing, blooming wile such as can only be grown upon a country furm. "How the deuce," said I to Ben one day, "did yon ever get such a wife, you uncouth, misshappen quiutescense of montrosity." "Well, now gals what's sensible ain't cotch ed by none of your purty faces and hilalutin' airs. I've seen that tried more an' onco. You know Kate, was ollurs considered the purtiest gal in these purts, and all the fellers in the neighborhood used to try to cotch her. Well, 1 used to go over to old Surumy's too. jist to kinder look on, you know, and cast sueep eyes at kale, lint L,ord sakes I J had no more thought 1 could get Kate than that a Jerusalem cricket could hide iu the bair thut wasu't ou old Sammy's bald bead no sirreo. Hut still, I couldn't help goiu ; an' my Heart would kinder flutter, an' my eyes Would burn all over, whenever I got a chance to tulk to Kate. And one day when Kate sort made fun of me like, it almost killed me sure. I went home with somclhin' like a rock jostliu' about in my breast, an' swore I'd nung mysell witu the brat plow line I d hncl." "JJid you nanir yoursellf' 1 asked. "o. duddy blazed out ut me for Dot takin'old Ball to the pastur iu the mormu and scared me so bad, 1 forgot it." ''Go on, said I, seeing Ben pause with ap parent regret, thut he bud not executed bis vow. "Well, soon ono Sunday mornin' (I reckon it was about a yeur after that hanglii' scrape,) 1 got up an' my face scraped with daddy's old razor, and put on my new copp'rus breech es, an' a new linsey coat thut mummy had dyed witu sussalrac bark, an other hxetis, and went over to Uncle Summy's. Now, I'd got to loviu' Kate like all creation, but I'd never cheaped to any body about my feelics But 1 knewed 1 was on the right side ol the ole folks." Well, now, ain't it quar," continued Ben, after a slight pause, during which be rolled Ins quid to a more conveuient place in his mouth, "how a feller will feel sometimes. Somelbin' seemed to say as I went along, lieu rurtle, this is a great day lor you,' an theu, my heart jumped and Hutted like a live jay bird in a trap. An' wheu 1 got tliur, an' seed Kate with her new checked homespuu frock on, I reutly thought 1 should tuke the blind staggers anyhow." lien paused uguin to brush the fog I rom bis eyes, and then continued, "Well, 1 found the order ofthe day wus to go muscudine huutiug. Jo Sharp an' his two sisters, aud Jitu Holes war thur. I d kuowed a long time that Jo Sharp was right after Kale, an' 1 hated him wus than a hungry hog hates to Uud the way out of a tutor patch, but 1 didn't let on. c-hurp had on white breeches an' fine shoes, a broudcloth cout, but every body knewed be wasu't wuth a cent. He wulked with Kate, und you ought to a seen the airs ho put on. It was Miss Ivuty this, uud Miss Kuty that, an' all such quality nouseuse. After a while we come to a slough, whar we hud to cross on a log. I'd a great notion to pitch the sas sy goodl'ornulhiu' into the water." vviiy didn t you," i asucu, sympaimziug wilh the uurrutur. "Slop, never mind," said Ben, giving me a nudge. "Providence doue that all up brown. Notbin' would do, but Mr. Shuip must lead Miss Katy across first. He jumped ou the log iu high glee, uu' took Kate's bund, an' off they put. Jistustliey got about liulf way across, a tarnation big bullfrog jumped oil into the water you know how they holler. "Snakes V screamed the blasted foul, au' jumped back, ait' knocked Kute off up to ber wain in tlie nasty, muck, muuuy wuier. au whut d'ye think he done? why lie run back erds and forerds a holleriu' for a pole to help Kate out o' the wuter. Kute looked at me, uu' 1 couldn't stand it no lunger. Kercbtig! 1 lit ten feet from the bank ul the first jump, and had Kuto out o' thur in no time. Aud d'ye thiuk the scump did'ut come up ul'ler we'd got. out, and say, A re you liuit, Miss Kutyf" My dander was up. I couldn't stand it. I cote lied him by the seat of bis white britches an' Ins coat collar, an' gin him a toss. May be he didn't go clean under, when he hit the water. 1 didn't see him out. Mo au' Kate put out to the bouse. When we staited off, Kate saiil, 'Hen, jist let me hold on to your arm, my knees feel sorter weak.' jUreat jetui ny I I felt so quar when she tuck hold. 1 tiied to say souiethiii' nice, but my drotted mouth wouldn't go off no how. But 1 felt as strong us un elephant, and helped Kate along. Bimeby, Kule said, 'Ben, that Jo Sharp's a goodl'ornulhiu' sueukiu' cowardly body, un' ef ever he puts his lieud inside our house ugin, I'll baptize him with dish wuter, sure.' 1 tried to say 8omelhiti' Agin, but cuss the luck, 1 couldn't say tiothiu' but squeeze Kate's buud uud Bilhe like a cruuky bellus." "We'd got cleuu out o' bight of the others, and Kute says, 'Ben, 1 reel you're my purtec tur, an' I believe daddy's right wheu he says you're wuth all the rest o' the boys in the neighborhood.' Ben Purtle, says J, 'this is a great duy fur you,' and 1 mude a tremen dous effort to git my mouth off uguin, au out it popped sure enough. 'Kute,' says 1, trem li'u' all over, 1 love you to distrucsliun, au' no mistake. I've loved you long au' hard. My head's beeu almost broke fur two years, an' now 1 want you to say right straight up au' down, w hether you're gwiue to huve uie or not.' Kute hung dowti, aud didn't say uothiu, but I felt encouraged, lor she kind o' tithed. Says I, 'Kute ef you're gwiue to have me, suy so, uud ef you don't like to say so, jist squeeze my bum ) Aud she squeezed it right otl. Lord) , ' ,;d 1 feel. 1 felt jist like a st re " ' rrac. tea sweetened with i through tny bones. iu my uruis, and kissed .she uuver tried the Ith this narration e for breath was it," said 1, ndsowas ,ve mar- scrape." ,iyetr 1 'in the pur Id. 1 tell ' airs, au' yh things, usible guls , from the hot- v ipuuderb'jlt 2 MT GIRL WITH THE CALICO DRESS, BT ROHKRT josski.t.v. fig for yoar oppcr-tcn girls, W'ttli tltaip trnival, nml Hntind ni,4 Iniinfl Their diamonds and rubies and pearls, And their milliner figures and races; hey may shine at a purty or ball, Kmhlnv.nnpft with linlf that nnsuoBR. B !ut give me in place of them all, Aiy girl witu tbe eulico dress. She is plump as a pntridge, and fuir As the rose in its earliest bloom, Her teeth with ivory compare, And her breath with the clover porfume; Her step is as free and as light As the fawn's whom the hunters hard press, And her eye is as soft and as bright, My girl with the calico dress. Your dandies and foplins may sneer, At her simple and modest attire, But the charms she permits to appear Would set a whole iceburg on tire 1 She can dunce, but she never allows 1 ho liuccin. tho suueezo and caress. She is saving all these lor her spouse, My girl with the calico dress. . She is cheerful, wnrm-boarled and true, And kind to ber futhcr and mother, She studies how much she can do For her sweet little sisters and brother; If you want a companion for life To comtort, enliven nnd bless, She is just the right sort of a wife, My girl with the calico dress. farmer's cpavlmcnt. Canteleups, etc. Canteleups can be raised with all the cer tainty of the cucumber and tho pumpkin. They require a little more care in preparing and selecting the ground. A saudy loam is always to be preferred; but any light, friable soil, with a southern exposure, free from pre vailing moisture, Will answer. The ground should be converted into a fine tilth the hills should be dug aut to the depth of eight or ten inches, eighteen inches in diameter, which should be tilled with one-third woll rotted short manure, one-third good sand, (should the soil uot possess any) and one third rich earth, well mixed. Tho hills should be from eight to twelve feet apart each way, as room may allow, Btid the seed, say nve to a hill, should be planted over the wholo hill, an inch below the surface. When the sprouts are two inches high give them a fuir sprinkling of wood asl.es, while the dew is on, or alter watering them, and repeat three or four times during thu two following weeks. This will drive uwny tho insects. When they are six itielies high remove nil but two or threo vines, according to the space between the rows, and cnrel'ully put round, not to, the vines, a little guano. Iu removing tho weeds from the beds the vine should not be disturbed, us tho rootlets which penetrate the earth from the vines and which supply the principal nourishment to the fruit will be destroyed. .Notning more is uecded to yield au utnount of this delicions melon that will astonish the uuitiuted, and of a utility uncqualtd by the best productions of ersey. Watermelons require exactly tho same treatuient, but tho crop is not as certain as the cauteleup. Still, if a light, friable, sandy soil, with a soulh-cnstern exposure, is selected, and tho Mountain Sweet variety is planted, a fair crop may almost certainly lie counted on. We have raised twenty-ono etlib'.o watermel ons from three hills. The Orange water melon is very luscious, and we thiuk requires a rather shorter season thuti others, aud produces abundantly. Germantuwn Tele yraph. Thr Crops in tiik West. The unfavorable report which have reached us from the South, find an echo iu the following general review, from the St Louis Ititi lliyeuctr, of the grain prospects ofthe West : The prospects, at present, for even an ave rage crop ol those great staple products ofthe West, upon which all our prosperity depends wheat, corn and oats are anything but cheering. They ure rathm decidoly gloomy. Throughout Missouri the wheat las been se verely injured by tlie lung continued and se vere frosts, while the backwardness of the spring prevents that resusciating which warm geniul weather, might have produced, la tho latitudes lartner snnin, wnere lurming commenced several weeks ago, tue young corn hus been cut down, ar.d the cotton and tobacco damaged by the Irosta and freezes ol the lust week. Old trait) is cettmg scarce, from long feed. ing, which the backwardness of paaturugo necessitated, and in some purls of the country we learn that stock is in a starving condition on account ofthe inubility of furmers to got corn at reasonable prices to feed it with. Larce amounts of com have durir-g the present spring, beeu shipped from St. Louis to tho Ohio river itsell a coru region anil at tue present time tho same uraiu is being shipped, in small quantities, to Hannibal, for consump tion in thut productive region Our last exchanges from Missouri and the neighboring States, speak despondingly of the prospects, and concur iu the opinion that, uuless a chnngo for the better shall take place speedily, the coming crop will he a sorry oue. Whkatin Kkntlckt Central Kentucky, t is said will raise an immense grain cmp this year. Last year, svys the Cincinnati un.eue. Cincinnati received uuout lour unii.ireii itiou sand bushels wheat over tho Covitigton and Lexington Kailroud it lone, jn uutiuion to his, a large quautity wus shipped donu the iveutucky river, for Louisville, Madison, aud Cincinnati. The breadth of land planted with vbeat this year, is said to bo double that ol lust year. The growing crop is in excellent condition. It was.appurently, injured by cold siuotliav hut the indications of damaje are rapidly disappearing as vegetation progres ses. The cry of short crops cannot be suc cessfully raised in Kentucky. Nothing more certain than this. Our market will probably recive from Kentucky next season by railroad alone, seven nunureu tuousuna ousueis oi wheat." Lvxrorefss. Tho effect of a neat lawn about a dwelling bouse is much increased by the selection of a shrub ofevergretu cliaiuc i.. . u.l,i,.h 1,a av mttv ret when tht l( I VU WUU M " J J ground is closed in winter wbita mantle of SUOW, I be Olliernni i-pecieaoi niuorvune, or .... ..ll i, wh.l., r.fiiir a verv beautiful shrub, is frequently employed for this pur- J7OS- Michigan State Aqricultiirnl College. T institution is to be dedicated cn the 13lh in In conc.rtioo with it-is a farm of 700 ucr three miles east of Lansing. The tution fiee, and the students will be required work three hour a day and be paid for tin labor. There are accommodations foreigh students. It is the first State institution tablishcd on the continent. Its origin endowment was 655,000, tho proceeds of S Spring Lands, originally donated by the (Je eral Government to the Territory of Micv gan. The sum of $20,000 per annum for tl next two years has been nobly appropriate by the vigerous State of Michigan to this ol jeet. Ft.oRici't.Ti-Ri:. Floriculture is a passit) mot blessed iu its effects, considered as a umusement or a benu&t. Nothing harmon zes and adorns tho female mind more surel than a taste for ornamental gardening. I compels the reason to act und the judgmcn to observe ; it is favorable to meditation o the mo3t serions kind ; it exercises the fain; in harmless aud elegant occupation, aud bru ces the system by its healthy tendency. How to Make Good Things. Jekfkp.son CooKirs.- To three pounds cl flour, sprinkle a ttacupful of coriauder seed; rub in oue pound of butter; half a pound cl sugar; threo teaspooufiils of salivrattiH dis solved iu milk; work tho ingredients well together; roll thin, cut, aud buko at a quic'.c heat. Tka Btrsmr. Two pounds of flour, two tnble spoonfuls of yeast, a little wnrm milk; mix the above together, adding a quarter of a pound of melted butter, wilh milk sufficient to form a thick batter, and buko iu a quick oven. Fdolrpakr. Two leacnnfiils of Ir.dian meal, two of wheat flour, ono of molasses, ono teaspoonful of salu'ratus; season to taste; wei wan milk; lorm a buiier ir.iu enougti to ruu: halco threo (mailers of au hour aud servo with butter while hot. Fkittkrs. To one pint of sweet milk, add one eEir, ono teospoonful of sukvrntu, alittlo salt, with flour sufficient to form a Rtiffbattcr; drop them from a spoon into hot lard, aud boil them until tuey ure oi a nice Drown. Fkhpkrsiion rt'Dmsn. Five tablespoon fuls of sugar, a quarter of a pound of butter, five eggs; stir Ave tablespootil'uls of flour into one quart of boiling milk; let it cool, theu udd the other ingredieuts, and buke half uu hour. Joiinkv Cakk (crrY7i;n(). Dissolve balf a teacpoonful of sulxrattis in ono quart of sweet buttermilk, add two tablesjiooul'uls of niolassee, a pieco of butter the izo of a but ternut, a little salt; then stir iu Indian meal enough to nmke a thin batter, and buke one hour. "-lunf Luciuu" in Uuu.tstcad. Sumaroits. A New Zelandor at 'a Ball. The following amusing nativo sketch of an actual ball appears in a recent number of the New Zelander: When it got dark, they bo gnu to muster. It was a room of immense length so long, (pointing to a distance of gome 00 yards.) Jn this bou'eli of candle sticks there were a hundred candles, in the next bunch another hundred, and so on, so that it was just tho sunn; as duylight. They were cr.i mined full; and there were 300 nieu and 100 women, every Jack of them, were girls. They then began jumping; they had their playing things, tlie word:, of which tliey hud no doubt, bel'ot'o arranged, and these things seemed to regulate their movements'. There wus a good number of old men there), and these old fellows etideuvurud to make, themselves look os young as they could. One of them would take hold of a girl, und carry her off a great distance, spinning her round, while her friends looked on quietly. This certainly much excited our astonishment. But what surprised us most of all was, that, there were no broken heads: tliey were con tinually bobbing to each other, and rushing to and fro in tho greatest confusion, and yet we could see no collision, and no blood. Then they cease and begin eating; then thoso things would sound, aud tliey would rush as if they were mad, and goon v.i.h the same jump ing; theu they would stop and then again go to work euting; theu again to their jumping, and so ou to daylight. "Kut&Ui he hangs kiuo." . A modest young orator closed his speech as follows i "In short, ladies and gentlemen I can orly say 1 wish I had a window in rny bo som, that you might seo the emotions of my heart" Tho newspaper printed the speech leaving the 'n'out of the "window." He was taken somewhat ahuck when he read it shortly afterwards. 1,'tttairirl nionrPMTS nld linvlnar nrramlpfl ...... p,.. , T - ' u soiree, being asked by her mother, on re turning, bow sho liked it uuswered. "I am lull ol happiness, i could t bo km v bappier uuless 1 could grow." "Miss Bkiwx, 1 havo been to karn how to tell fortunes," suid u fellow to a briske bur netto; "give inu jour hand, if you please." Li, Mr. White, how sudden joa'urel Well, go aU pa." The U. S. Attorney Gcnerul concurs in the opinion ofthe Attorney lor Minnesota, tout tiiea.aofthuTerriltiii.il Legislature, remo ving the capital from St. Paul to St. Peter is uncoustiioual, biing iu conflict w.th tho organic uct. St. Paul will therefore coutinue to be the capital. When the Duke of Rutland wns Viceroy o Ireland, Sir John Hamilton attended one of his levees. "This is timely ruin," raid the Duke "it will bring everything above ground." '1 hope not, my lord," t&id Sir Julm, "fur I Lave three wives there. "Do yua kuow Mr. John Brown t" 'Yea my dear." ' Is he not a deserving man?" Y'es he detervis a Cogging; and if ever he gallants you houiu ja:u, 1 will give it la him." A old maid, speaking of marriage, says ft is like any other disease, while there is life there is hope. "I see io the papers," said Mrs. Parting ton, looking over hersprcs at lko, "the Judga says the fugitive Slava Bill is a statute. 1 koow'tl the (J reek Slave wag a statute, but t thought the slave Bill, who ran away to bv m fufMtfre,w (JiTih Sfcd o,.,j.TpeorIc.'