ir " ii mil mi mi i mm Ell CAN H. B. MASSER. EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. OFFICE, MARKET STREET, OPPOSITE THE POST OFFICE. 8 U M Um i mml A ll ' Ce NEW SERIES VOL. , NO. .7. TERMS OP THE AMi:Riri. ho7i au J 'CAN ' n,bl,Sn1 everv Saturday .t TWO DOU.AR3 per annum , , (,, bmi , rf " No paper discontinued until ail .rrenroge, .re id. ' - AMomnianrc.tioii. or letter, on lwi.,.- relating to the Bee, to iranirg attentlmr, mm be POST VAU. TO CUBS. Three eopie. to on. address, Sev.a J) De, esoo 1UU0 sow t uteeM I)u Do lion I Ob. Sonars of 1 linen, 3 timet, KvCTvutirHrqHeit iiwerlijn, "One Sqciwo, 3 months, &ix motitbs, One year, flume Cards of Five line., per annum, Merchant, and ottiem, advertising Lv the ' yer, with the privilege of in'crting dif- lerent advertisement, weekly, IV target Advertisements, per agreement. flOO 23 SMI 375 00 300 1000 E. B. MASSER, 'ATTORNEY AT LAW, suiiBunY, pa. ' Un.iiicM sileiidcd to in the Counties of Nor huu'l erland, Union, Lycoming and Columbia. " ' Kefir li P. C A. PuTHIMlT, Somkiis A. Sun unlit s, 'hUad. liiiioi.il, Mcl Annan A. Co. Si'tai.io, 'jooii & Co., J OEOnCE J. WEAVER. (EDWIN It. FITLER. U'crffe J. iVraTcr fc . HOPE MANUFACTURERS & SHIP CHANDLERS. No. It N. Water St., and 11 AT. Wharves, Philadelphia. HAVE on.tantlv on hand, a fcnrrn! assortment of Mai..lla Rope, Tamil Rope, Ititiiau Rpc, Rule R'pe and Twiue, Tow I.iiiea, f.r rtin:il H ran, Uuw and Stern I.ine., for d. Hemp ami Ootl.tn Seine Twine, I.inrn nnd CutlHii Carpet Chain, Oottitn Ynm. Candle Wick. &r. Grain Bnp I,im'ii and CottPn, Tnr, Fitrh, Rnitin, and Oaknm, Bt'dCnpU, Dimirh l.iiui. Haltfrs, Trnrca, Ace., art Of whirh they will di.po. f on renaonnMr term.. Rote. f any &i.e ur Description, Made to Order, at ahort notice, rhilndelphia, Feb. 10, 110. ly. sri:iutv&co()PEur COMMISSION MERCHANTS, For the snle of Fisli nnd Provisions. " , 'A. 9 AX)RTII Wll. 1RVES, f; .- ; PHILADELPHIA. Mackerel, 81ml Coil anil Dun Finli, Salmon, Hurriiitr, I'licesc. Philadelphia, May Sth, 1S1U ly. JAMES CfKM'ER. BRl;A CAMERON' COOPER & CAMERON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, POTTSTILI, ftcliuylhill County, Pa., V7'ILL collrct iiionion, ntleml to litisatod ruses, ' ' and act as atrpntji in the maiiacineiit of Kstates, &.C. IVrsoua desiring their servicca, muy refer to the following gentlemen: . IMII u ADKI.l'll I A. David l Rrown, lmnc R. Davin, Gideon O. Wrrtrott, Henry While. Kiauciii N. Rurk. Win. B. Heed. lj., 'lias. tfibhonc V.nc. J-'H ('oolc, Kiwi-, B. 11. Brcw.tcr, E.q. . Thoroiiiroiiiiiiieft, E.ii. ' SEW VOIIK. H"n.M.'. H. Grinncll, Hon. Oedcn Hoffman, Hm. Jfinir Monroe. lion. Edward 1'nrli.. S Ion. Abh.itt Ii wrcnee, Bo.ton. John Atk-,Eailltwiu.L. Jim. , tMO ALEXANDER CI. CATTELL, UCCESSOR TO JAMl'.S M. BOLTOX, DECD. COMMISSION Ir FORWAR DISCI MER C1IA.XT, For the tale of Grain, Flour, Seeds, Iron, Lura brr ir. No. 13 -VortA Wharves, I'lULAiir.i.riiiA. . Coods'forwaplcd with eare, to all point on the rVhttylnlli, Union, Sukiiucliuiinu and JiinuUi ('anal. tJF Sail, Plu'er, Grindstones. &c, for sale at the Imvest prices. Philadelphia. June 2, 1819. ly ' ' 160 Mahket Street, I'liiLADtLrniA. Importers of French, English ami German .: Fancy and Stalile Stationery, iXfAFKUS, dealing Was, Ink, Dr.it and Dark- , fin mon lSuurda, TaiC, Inkstiinds, Dotni 'noc, Gillalt's nnd other Nod IVns, Ivory and Bone Folders, Pupctcrie, (Jold and Silver Pencil Cane, lirUtol lioank; Whatman's Druwin; Pa pers, Knvrloes, Bond's and Arnold's celebrated Inks for making Linen, Portfolios, Diunocted Mups 'tuxl Games, Chessman, Cards, (jold Pens, if, Philadelphia, June ii, 1S4'J. Urn -; " TUT MANUFACTORY, No. 30 North Second street, opposite the ' ' Madison House. Til HE subscrilxii s would call the attention of X Country Merchants and Milliners to their ex tensive assortment of fushionuble ShRino a!Iu Bdmmkh Uoxnkt ami Hits of the newest styles. Alio, a largo and general assortment of French and American Artificial Flowers, Rihhons, Crown Linings, Oil Silk, Wire, Quillings, Buckram, &c, which they ofl'cr at prices that defy competition. Ji. B.: Palm Leaf Hats by the ease or dozen. , W. M. & J. E. M AI LL, Bonnet and Hat Manufacturers, 30 North 2d street. Philadelphia June 2, 1819. V HEWOVAL. DR. J. D. MASSER haa removed his olfice, to the office formerly oc cupied by H. B. Maeser.as the printing otlice of the Hunbury American, bark of H. Musscrs store. . v iunhnry, Feb. U, 1849. , ., EVEHV XeCAM HIS OWN PATENT AGENT. MUNN & Co, publishers of the "SCIENTI FIC AMERICAN," have (avured us whh a Phamphlet containing the Patent Laws of the United btates, together with all the forms necessa ry for applying for a Patent, information iu regard to filintr caveats, wilh remarks on its uses, etc,, a- mount of fee reuuired at the Patent Office, and very other information that necessary to instruct a person in making his own applications. Prliw 124 cants simile, or 12 copies for one dol- lore eut by mail to any partofthe United States. Andres. ML INN ii CO., iew- or. '! March 10, 4849 . HOARDING. THE subscriber will continue to receive and ac fcotoaodata a few transient or permanent : Basaosas, at bar residence In Sunbury. The k ics4ion is in a handsome sod pU-aunt port 'of the town, commanding s fine view of Ike Husquehon- , Northumberland aud the scenery adjacent 1 Hereon from the city, who wub to spend a lew monUis in the country during the summer si son, Sunbury affords a delightful retreat ANN C. MORRIS, Harth 10, lli5.-6a! El jTiimlla jUtospapfr-Drtotrtr to DoKtfcs, atterature, IHoraUis, jrorttun ana Domestic Hetos, SELECT POETRY. SABBATH READING. LET tS OIVE THANKS. BY ELIZA COOK. Let us give thanks, with grateful soul, To Him who semletU all ; To Him who bids iho planets roll, And sees a "sparrow fall." Though grief and tears may dim our joys, And enru nnd strife arrest, 'Tis man, loo often, that alloys The lot his Maker blest: While sunshine lights the boundless sky, And dew drop feed the sod While stars and rainbows live on high Let us giro thanks to God. We till the earlh in labor's health, We plant Ihe acorn cup; The lii-hla are crowned with eolden wealth, The (rreen tree sprintrelh upj The sweet, eternal waters push From fountain nnd from vale; The vineyards blush wilh purple flush, The yellow hop leaves trail; And while Ihe Harvest fiines its gold, And cowslips deck the sod While limpid streams are clear and cold, Let us jn'va thanks to God. Tho flower yields its odor breath, As gentle winds fro past ; The trinsshoper that links beneath Chirps merily and fast ; The ring dove coos upon Ihe spray, The larks full ntilhems pour: The bees start wilh a jocund lay, The waves sine; on the shore ; Hosannas fill the wood and wild, Where human step ne'er trod : And nature, like an unwearied child, Smiles on its parent God. Say, Brothers, shall the bird and bloom Thus teach, and tench in vain 1 Shall all the love-rays that illume, B') lost in clouds of pain 1 Shall hearts be dead ami vision blind To nil that mercy deals'? Shall nu and reason fail to find The shrine where instinct kneelb? Ah, no ! while plory lights the sky, And beauty paints ihe sod While stars and rainbows live on high, Let us give thanks to God. Select (Talc. THE SAILOR PRELATE. It was in tho year 1580. that Sir Francis Drake returned in triumph to his native land, after a successful expedition against the Spaniards in the South Seas He anchored at Deptford, and Queen Elizabeth honored the brave admiral by dining on board his hip. After the banquet, her majesty con ferred the order of knighlhoud on her enter tainer, nnd inquired of him whether he wish ed to name any captain in his fleet as pecu liarly distinguished for valor. "So pleaso your majesty," said Drake, "many there are in every ship who have borne themselves right bravelv, as the sub jects of their gracious mistress should; but one there is who merits praise above all, for by his steady daring alone three goodly gal leons were taken. He stood himself at tho guns until victory was declared, although a ringer of his right hand was shot ofT, and he received variousgrievous wounds. His name is William Lyon, commander of the Albion. 'Let him be introduced into our presence," said the Queen ; "we love to look on a brave man." Sir James bowed, gave the necessary di- rections, and after a brief delay Captain Lyon was uehered into the royal presence. He was a good featured finely formed man. with Ihe blunt, manly bearing of a British sailor; in the present instance slightly dash ed by a consciousness of his position. Her majesty received him with that kindly man ner which she knew so well how to combine with oijrnitv a species of "kinn-crafl" which seldom fails to secure for sovereigns the warm love of their people. She asked him several questions touching the late ex pedition, which he answered in a sensible) respectful manner: and the Queen dismissed him, aying, ':'you deserve to rise, Captain Lyon ; and we now pledge our royal word, that you shall have ihe first vacancy that oflers." She then gave him her hand to to kiss, aud the gallant seamen retired. About three months afterwards, as the queen on u slate day was giving audience to her nobles, Captain Williom Lyon presented himself, and craved an interview wilh her majesty. Good Queen Bess, among whose faults indifference to the wants and wishes of her subjects could not be classed, willingly granted bis request, and smiled as the asked him to make known his wishes. "Please your majesty, I come," he said, "to remind you of your gracious promise. You said I could have the first vacancy that offered ; and I have just heard that the See of Cork, in the south of Ireland, is vacated by the demise of the bishop; therefore 1 hope your majesty will give it me, and so fulfil your royal word." "Gramercy," said the Queen, "this is ta king u at our word with a witness ', . How say you, tny lord," she continued, turning to the Earl of Essex, who stood beside the throne; "would a brave sailor, think you, answer for a bishop in our troublous king dom of Ireland V "If Captain Lyon's clerkly skill, please your majesty, be equal to so grave a charge, his worth and valor, (of which I have heard much) will I doubt not, render him worthy of your Grace's favor." "Besides," chimed in the captain, as un dauntedly as though he stood on bis own quarter deck, "her majesty promised me the first vacancy; and God foibid she should be the first of her royal house who was worse than the word of thcii lip!" SUN BURY, NORTHUM A less absolute sovereign than Elizabeth might probably have been offended at these blunt words, and dismissed the unlucky speaker with scant ceremony ; but thoroughly secure in power, she liked to reign in her people's hearts, and besides she had the rou jh old Tudor love for words of truth and deeds of boldness therefore a right royal burst of laughter proceeded from the throne, echoed by the attendant courtiers; and when the Queen's merriment had subsided, she gra ciously dismissed Captain Lyon, with the as surance that his request should meet with due attention. An enquiry into the seaman's qualifications was accordingly instituted, and the result as to his moral character being perfectly satisfaclor)', nnd the fact of his having received a tolerable literary educa tion being established, the Queen was gra ciously pleased lo giant his request, and Wil liam Lyon was duly consecrated Bishop of Cork, Cloyne, and Ross. Elizabeth said to him on the occasion, "I trust, Master Lyon, you will take as good care of the church as you have done of the state;" nnd indeed, contrary to all reasonable expectation, he did make a most excellent prelatecarefully extending his patronage to tho most exemplary men, and laboring with unwearied zeal to promote the interests of Ihe diocese. He built the present episcopal pal ace, situated near the cathedral ; and over the mantel-piece in the dining room hang8 his portrait, very finely painted. Ho is rep resented in his naval uniform, and his right hand is minus the fourth finger. Bishop Lyon enjoyed his elevation for twenty-five years, with reputation to himself and benefit to his diocese. He never at tempted to preach but once on the occasion of the Queen's death. When that melan choly event occurred, he thought it his duty to pay the last honors lo his royal mistress. and uecoidiugly ascended the pulpit in Christ Church, in the city of Cork. After giving a good discourse on thrj uncertainty of life, and the great aud amiable qualities of the Queen, he concluded in tho following characteristic manner :"Lct those who feel this loss, de plore with me on tho melancholy occasion; but if there bo any that hear me, (as perhaps there may,) who have secretly longed for this event, they have now got their wish, and the devil do them cnod with it !" The remains of Bishop Lvon have recently been discovered by some workmen employed in repairing lho palace. In a corner of the lawn are the ruins of what was once the chapel; and when some slones and earth were removed, a tombstone was discovered, wilh an inscription in old English raised characters, slating that tho tomb was, erect ed for "William Lion, an Engls man born Bishop of Coike, Clou, and Ross, in the happi raigne of Queen Elizabet defender of the an- cent apostolike faithe." TWO IN A BED. Ned and Charley were two room mates, but they occupied different beds. Ned's sleeping apparatus was so situated that he could get into either side that is to say there were two lore sides to his bed, and no back side which Ned found very convenient on certain occasions. One night Ned and Charley had been out, and on returning, which they did near morn ing, both were considerably elevated. How- ever, they walked op lo their rooms with an air that seemed to say, "not very drunk after all," and sought long and patiently for matches and a lamp. After knocking tho pitcher off the washstnud and smashing the ooking glass, they finally gave up the search and went to bed. Went to bed yes, that's the word, but owing to the darkness, and confusion of their senses they made a slight mistake. In short Ned's bed had the honor of receiving the two friends Charley getting in one side, and his companion rolling in on the other. "I say, Ned," cried Charley, touching some body's calf, "there's a fellow in my bed !" "Wonderful coincidence !" exclaimed Ned, feeling a strange elbow in the region of his ribs, there's somebody in my bed, too." "Is there, though V cried Charley, "let's kick -em out s" "Aareed," said Ned. . And accordingly the two friends began to kick. It lasted about a minute and a half, and Ned was sprawling on the floor; Charley was left in possession of the bed. For a mo ment all was silent. "I say, Ned," cried Charley. "What!" asked Ned sulkily. "I've kicked my fellow out!" "You are luckier than 1 am, then," said Ned, "for mine hus kicked me out." Tin Oldest Inhabitant Dead. A writer in the Savannah Republican mentions the death, on the 29th of March, of Mrs. I.oura- nia Thrower, at her lesidence on the Oghe hee, who was at least one hundred and thir ty-three years of age. At a census taken in 1825, her age wag put down at 1 10, and some accounts made her 137 at the time of her death. She had seven children before the revolution ; her youngest living child is be t ween 70 and 80; she has great-grand-chil dren SO years old, and a number of great- great-great-grand children living in Florida. Her sight failed her furs while, but returned about twenty years ago, so that she could thread a fine needle, or read the finest print. Her faculties remained unimpaired till her death. She had been s member of the Bap tist Church for more than a hundred years. "The New Zealanders," says Blackwood being civilued have become dyspeptic They cat mote, fijht Ices and die faster- DERLA1N I) COUNTY, PA., SATURDAY, JULY 28. 1849. MRS. MADISON. The life and character of this distinguish ed lady belong to her country. Mrs Madison was born on Ihe 20th May , 1767, new style; which makes her to be 83 years, 1 month and 22 days old at Ihe lime of hor death. Upon the expiration of Mr. Madison. s presi dnntial service, she retired wilh him to Mont pelirr, in Ornngo county, Virginia, where she administered, with a warmth and a grace of manner never surpassed, all the rites of hos pitality, in tho house of her distinguished husband. Visited by crowds of American citizens, nnd by strangers from Europe, who wero desirous of seeing nool a statesman, no ont) ever left his house without carrying away with him the strongest sense of the courtesJesand nceomplishmenls of his lady. After his death, sho continued to reside at Monlpelier until 1837, when she removed for a short time lo this city. Thence sho return ed to Monlpelier, and finally came to Wash ington, in 1844, to reside at her house on President's Square, where she breathed her last on Thursday night, between 10 and 11 o'clock, after a lingering illness of five days. No distinguished stranger ever visited Washington who did not consider it his duty as well as his pleasure to wait upon her and pay his respects lo her. Blessed almost lo tho last wilh good spirits and thu kindest social feelings, sho mixed in the society of all her old friends in Washington wilh a kind ness and warmth of manner which attracted every heart and eye around her. There was a charm in her manners which proved irre sistible. Even when she was possessed of tho highest buoyancy of spirits, and presided as the tutelary genius of the White House, she never suffered her head to be turned bv the most devoted attentions which were al ways paid to her. She preserved that equan imity of spirits, that simplicity of character, that warmth aud sympathy of heart, which preserved her from all allectation and arro gance of manner. She was the most consi derate and polite person we have ever known. Instead of pushing heiself forward on any oc casion, and even claiming what was due to her, she would, on the contrary, disclaim nil pretensions and distinctions. She seemed determined to sacrifice ull idlo etiquette, and all selfish discrimination, to the ease and hap piness of others. With that exquisite tact which arose from her spacious mind, nnd with that delicate sympathy which was the fruit of hr coiiil and uonernns feelinns, she was ever willinc to give- up her own place and her own comfort for those nrninid her. This remark was true of her at all times ami places in the most crowded assemblies, ns well as in the smallest circles. No woman ever seemed to think so little of herself, and none more of others. Was it any wonder, then, that wilh her position in society, her fine accomplishments, her simplo yet polish ed manners, her long acquaintance with poli- Ileal matters and with the most distinguished men of our countrv, and wilh that utlcr dis regard of all pretensions, and her great con- siderntion of the happiness of others, Mrs. Madison should have been so lour; the idol of her friends and the centre of general admiration; and more than all, of the vene ration and ihe love of every one who knew her 1 Washington Union. It is hardly a joking subject, says the N. Y. Sun, aud yet it seems a good joke to hear the Autocrat of all the Tinssias, a regu lar serf-keeper and man-butcher, tell his as sembly of bishops, that there was no true failh in the West, meaning Europo. "The Pope," says Nicholas, '-is a good, but a weak man ; he allows himself to bo shaken he lacks faith!" But, says a bishop, "ho has acled in accordance with the spirit of the age, it is the people w ho have shaken him -God moves in the hearts of the people, anil we must respect God and the people." 1 dont care, says old Nick iu a rage, "tho trou ble in the West has all risen from a want of failh ! I shall take the mutter in hand, and restore faith lo Europe." We should like lo know whether it is faith iu God, or tho Auto crat, that Nicholas means to restore. If it be failh in God, he will find it plenty and con fident in Italy and Hungary; but if it be faith in "I Nicholas," then he will find a host of unbelievers and infidels, as may well frighten him back to his more liberal bishops at St. Petersburgh. Brtant, the Poet. The writer of the leading article of the Boston Monthly Law Reporter for June, remembers to have heard our present learned Chief Justice relate, upon the circuit, that after a hard fought contest, iu which Mr. Bryant, the poet, had once a verdict of considerable consequence, in Berk shire, in a suit for slander, exception was ta ken for a defect in respect to a colliquium. The Supreme Court, upou argument, were, by strict rule of law, relucianlly obliged to set aside the verdict, though convinced of the equity of Ihe existing posture of the case. Mr. Bkvant was so chagrined by the deci sion, that he at once quitted the practice, and abandoned a professional life so beset, as it seemed to him, wilh practical perils. Though the world may have thereby gained many a noble poem the bar lost an honest man. Who Cam Beat It! A talor it Bucyrous, Ohio named Wm M. Scroggs, lecently made a fine cloth coat from sun-up till son-down. Mr. S siys he can cut out and make up a dress coat in the same time. Rather tough story. ' . "For people to live happily together, the real secret is, that they should not live too much together." v Stfcnec an! the Slrts, Sflrtcutture, "WAnlTS TIRE IIOSS?" Some years since, when the Slate of Mis souri w as considered "Far West," there lived on the bank of the river of the same name ns the Stale, a substantial farmer, who, by years of toil, had accumulated a tolerably pretty pile of castings; owing, as he said, principally to the fact that he didn't raise much taters and ungtins, but rito smart of corn. This farmer hearing that good land was much cheaper further south, concluded to move there. Accordingly, he provided his oldest son with a good horse, and a suffi ciency of the needful to defray his travelling and contingent expenses, and instructed him to purchase two hundred acres of good land, at Ihe lowest possible price, and return im mediately home. The next day Jcrmj start ed for Arkansas, and after an ubsenco of some six weeks, returns home. "Well, Jeems,' said the old man, "how'd yu find land in Arkensawr!" "Tolerable cheep, Dad." "Yu didn't by morno til hundred acers, did yu, Jeems?" "No, Dad, not orrr tu hundred, I reckon." "How much money hev yu got left ! "Nary red. Dad ! cleaned rite out !" "Why, I had no idee travelin was so spen sive in them parts, Jeems " "Wal ! jes yu try it wonst, an yule find out, I reckon." "Wal ! never min that, let's heare 'bout the land, and but Ware yure hoss ?' " "Why, yu see, Dad, I was agoin along one day " "But, 'Ware's yure hoss?' " "Yu hole on, Dad, an I'll tell yu all 'bout it. Yu see, 1 was anoin along one day, an I met a feller as said he was goin my wav tu " "But, 'War's yure hossV " "Dod darn mi hide, ef yu don't shet up, Dad, I'll never git tu the hoss. Wal, as we was both goin the same way, me and this feller jined cumpenuy, and bout noon, we hitched our critters, and set down aside uv a branch, and went tu eatin a snack. Arter we'd got thru, this feller sez tu me : 'Try a drap of ihis ere red-eye, slrannger !' 'Wal, 1 don't mind, sez I " "But, 'Wur's yure hoss ?' " "Kummin lu him bime-by dad! So me an this feller sot ther, sorter toikin and driukin, and then he sez: 'Strannger, let's play a lectio game uv Seven up;' a takiu out uv his pocket a greasy, roun-cornered deck uv IcrJs. 'Don't keer ef I du," sez I. So we sut up side uv a stump, an kummenced to bet a quortcr up, an I was a slauin him oufuld ! " "But, 'Ware's yure Aoss!" "Kummin lu him, Dad! Bime by luck changed, an he gol tu winuin, an pretty sunci I hadn't not nary nuilier duller. Then, sez ho : 'Slrannger, I'll gin yu a chatiso tu get even, an play you one more game, I sware, an we was both six and six, and '' " 'War's yure ioss?" "Kummin !u him, Dad! We was six and six, Dad, an 'twas his deal " "Will yu tell me 'Wars yure hossV " said the old man, giffiii riled. "Yes, we was six and six, an he turned the Jack !" "'I'r' yurehossV" "The stranger won him a-turning that Jack!" N. O. Delta. It often happens that people who talk but very little, think just us much DISCI SSI.Mi A ttSTARD. Delicious custard ! and delicious Mary Who baked it maiden with the raven hair, And face und hand exceedingly cuulruiy I u other words a maiden passing fair I hold ihe bakery delicious, very, Aud fall comfortably in my chair Between ihe tnuutlifuls, and am meditative About this custard that I have a plate of. Delicious custard ! what uncommon ei'gs Fiesli us your face, my dear, those must have been, No chickens therein being, with short legs. Waiting to enter on this outdoor scene, And very humbly your inquirer begs That extra care be paid the mother hen, For giving us such splendid specimens So much above the brood of common hens. Apiopos, Mary, is it China, Dorking, Or common fowl you keep 1 1 recommend Ileus w ith a cluck that sounds like wine un corking, A bill extremely yellow at the end : The kind 1 mentioned, with five toes uutfork iug Are very good and may be made to mend By certain oilier mixtures, fur which aim, Eschew especially all fowls called "game." Another plate yes thank you : I would say This milk has boon delicious almost cream. You milk, of course, quite early every day, Something before the rising sun's first beum ; It must be tine, this getting up in May, Just when we sluggards first begin to dream ; You have the dew upon the grass, I think A glassfull of the milk, and I will drink. Sugar, milk, eggs, no butter did you say ! No butter; would it not improve the tustet Perhaps not; would it keep it put away! Of course not milk giows acid iu such haste Be careful. Mary, custard for to-day, But fresh to morrow, 'tis a shame to waste, And you, t know, are careful, and so clean Fifteen! Ah more! seventeen, sweet seven teen ! You use fine custard sugar loaf of course, Whita as your forehead never use the brown, And white Havana is one quarter worse, Stuart's best loaf will always bear the crown For crystal uniform, but not too course - So much milk, to smooth the custard down, I'll have you, Mary dear, when 1 get rich, l or cook, or wife, or both. I don't cat which- iwarfeets, amusements, c. THE GREAT VALVE OF A TRIEST'S CER. TIFICATE. A woman, named Betsey McLaughlin, re siding in Shippen street, near Seventh, died on Wednesday from an attack of the cholera. She was attended by a physician, who gave a certificate for bnrial. On Wednesday eve ning at 6 o'clock, the coffin conlaining the body of the deceased, was placed in a hearse, and was followed by two men only, to the Roman Catholic burial ground, on Passayunk road for interment. The physician's certifi cate was presented, but the superintendent of the ground would not permit the body to be buried there without a certificate from the priest of the church. The hcarso was compelled lo return with its unconscious in mate to the house in Shippen street near Seventh, but the landlady would not permit the corpse to bo taken in. Those having charge of the body were thus in a dilemma, and scarcely knew what to do to extricate themselves from it. Finally un empty house, the property of Mr Heddleson, located in an obscure alley not far distant, was broken open, and the coffin was taken in and placed on the floor. In tlio evening an Irishman called on Al derman McKinley, (acting for the coroner.) to hold an inquest on the body of a woman, who had died from cholera. Tho worthy magistrate repaired promptly to the chamber of death, and was led to tho house of Mr. Heddleson, above alluded to. Here he found the coffin on the floor, and the husband of the deceased, stretched along side of it. Ilo and his face turned towards it, and his arm thrown over the coffin. Ho was quite drunk- The Alderman at Ihis time was informed of the facts ns above staled, and of course de termined it useless to hold an inquest. The Physicians' certificate, however, was kept by ihe keeper of the ground. Tho hall drunken husband was raised to a partly upright position, and he stated (hat he was unable to have the deceased buried, because he had no certificate from the priest, and had not money enough to purchase one. All lho money he had in tho world was two dollars and a quarter, nnd tho price of tho priest's certificate was three dollars. The Alderman finding his official service to be useless, returned, arid left tho unhappy parly to their sad and melancholy fato Phila. Sun. Shoe Business in Lynn The shoo busi ness is lho life of Lynn. Only women's mis ses' and children's shoes are made here. En caged in this business there are of manufac tures or men who "carry on tho business," 78 ; of cutters or men who "cut out" ihe shoes, 175; of men and boys employed in making shoes, 2458 ; of men and boys so em ployed but living out of town, 900 ; of women and girls employed in binding shoes, 4925; of tho same so employed and living out of town, 1600 ;. making of employers an aggre gate of 10,058. The number of men und boys employed in making shoes is more lhan 70 percent larger now lhan it was in 1842. The increase in the number of women and girls employed in binding shoes has, we presume, been correspondingly great. But it should be stated that the shoe business in 1842 was unusually depressed ; that much less of it was done during last, than will probably be done duaing the present year. The number of pairs of shoes made during the last year was 3,190.000; the number purchased from from other towns was 350,000 ; making in all 3.540,000 pairs. Tho cost of the material oi ineso was &i,4Jo,0do; mat ot making ihem $957,050 ; making the cost of the 3;540,000 pairs ofshoes lo have been $2,382,. 575. The cost of making shoes is ubout one sixth less than it was a dozen years ago. Lynn Pion'er. Terrible Destruction or the Wheat Crop in Ohio. The news pours in upon us from almost every quarter of the State, of the terrible destruction of the w heat crop, by rust and fly, (red weevil.) Thousands upon thou sands of acres are not worth cutting ; whole fields remain untouched by scythe or sickle. Our own wheat isa pretty faircrop, and about lho only one we know of in this region. Ohio Salesman, 8th. Gold Mines in Ohio A farmer in Harri son county, ploughed and hoed up $100 iu gold ofT three acres of his ground. It was in yellow grains, beautiful lo the eye, and finer than 22 or any other number of carats. In fact, it was 392 bushels of shelled corn, and the gold was obtained by the attractive quali ties of the grain overmastering that of the metal Cleveland Herald. Tub Cholera. The cholera has at length broken out in Baltimore Almshouse, where 30 cases and 11 deaths had occurred up lo Sunday afternoon At lho West it continues to prevail with but slight abatement, and in Ihe Ohio penitentiary at Columbus, creating sad havoc; nearly 100 prisoneis having died. Fourteen died on the 11th. Why is a lady getting married in an error 1 Because she is miss-taken. Burfingfon Gat. How about the widows who are a second time married, friend Gax ! Providence Dai) Star, As to the widows, friend Shaw, they are re-paired, as all errrors ought to be as soon as possible. Phila, Sun, Ths Hostility of France, Austria, Naples and Spain, lo Rome, calls lu mind the follow ing lines: "Father and mother and I, Wilh a strong and trusty band, Beat a poor little boy Till he could hardly stand." OLD SERIES VOL. 9, NO. 44. SYNOPSIS OF THE DEFENCE OF Mr. CAt HObN. The CWiearon Courier of the 17th contains tho speech of the Hon. John C. Calhoun, in reply to Col. Benton. It begins wilh declar. ing that Col. Benton is unworthy of notice, and he personally he (Mr. Calhoun) has never thought it worth while to raise him to the dignity of a rival, nor considered it important whether he was put down or not; but as Benton strikes at the Southern cause through him, (Mr. Calhoun) he feels it his duty to re pel his attacks. Ho says that Benton's effort appears to prove him unfaithful to the South ern cause, as aiding the Free Soilists and Ab olitionists. This, says he,' they well under stand, nnd rejoice at his speech as helping to weaken Southern confidence in me. It is not the first time a deserter has had the assu rance to denounce those who are faithful. He (Calhoun) denies being favorable to dis union and says that he was always favorable to a compromise, but that Northern fanatics prevented it. He claims merit for voting for Clayton's compromise and taunts Benton as Ihe cause of its rejection. He denies being the author of the Missouri Compromise which is Clay's, and argues lho difference between that and the Proviso charge against him of having, in Mr. Monroe's Cabinet, sus tained the power of Congress to restrict Slavery in the Territory. Ho denied, in fact, every assertion in Benton's address, and char ges that Benton offered a proposition to abol ish slavery in the half of Texas, so as to hem in the South with Abolition. He states that Haywood's resolutions went further, and that Benton was his coadjutor in excluding Slave ry from the Territory which he charged Cal houn with giving away to the Indians and thus loosing it to the South. The Indians are Slaveholders and allies to the South. Hay wood endeavored to deprive the South of this advantage, and Benton asserted that he was willing to take the responsibility for taking tho resolution of the House as originally pas sed in annexing Texas. Tyler's Cabinet were unanimous on the subject on account of its simplicity. The details were fewer and less complex. A half-million was saved and the Senate's Amendment could not have been carried out. The whole address is bitter and strong, but the details nro uninteresting, being chiefly devoted to rc-cmancipation and abuse of Col. Benton. I:FFECT OF GOLD HUNTING Looking over "Pollock's Course of Time," the annexed passage struck me as quito pro phetic, compared, with the accounts wo have received from the gold region of Cali fornia. Although lho writer has been dead near a quarter of a century, the picture he has draw n bears all the fulness and truth of an eye-witness. A Subscriber. "Gold mnny hunted sweat and bled for gold ; Waked all the night, and labored all the day, And what was this allurement, dost thou ask T A dust dug from the bowels of the earth, Which, being cast into the fire, came out A shining thing that fools admired, and called A God ; and in devout and horrible plight, Before it kneeled the greater to the less; And on its altar sacrificed ease, peace, Truth, faith, integrity j good conscience, friends, Love, charity, benevolence, and all The svvi-Kt and tcndir sympathies of life; And lo complete Ihe horrid, murderous rite, And signalize their folly, offered up Their souls and an eternity of bliss, To gain ihem--what? an hour of dream inir joy ! A feverish hour, that hasted to be done, And ended in ihe bitterness of woe." Touching Expression. A certain lady had two children, both young and neariy of of the same age. But the older one, by some whim or accidenv, possessed all the mother's affections; there was none for the younger nothing but harshness. Very late ly the mother fell sick and was confined to her bed. While lying there she heard gen tle footsteps approaching it. "Is that you, wiy child!" .aid the sick woman. "No, mamma," naively and softly said the re signed one, it is 'we."-.Most parents and all mothers will understand this simple answer. Consolations. A passenger on board the ship Regulus, of Boston, states they had oil board their vessel a Ihin and feeble member of their company, who had been sea-sick alt the way out to the line. One day this man went to the doctor, and in a sad, supplicating tone, accosted him wilh "Doctor, can you tell me what 1 shall be good for when I get to San Francisco, if I keep on in this way !" "Tell you ! To bo sure I can. You are just the man ve want to begin a grave-yard with 1" Items or Canadian News. The cholera continues on the increase in the cities of Montreal, Quebec aud Toronto. A complolo panio exists. The 71st Regiment has gone to St. Johns, and the Governor has consented to the removal of the 19th Regiment to Ibe Island of St. Elena. The delegates returned for Montreal are the Hon. G. Moffat, Mr. Montgomery Mack, and Colonel Gugu. Tho funeral of the murdered man Cloonan, was attended by upwards of 3000 Irish Roman Catholics. The body was covered with s rod cloth, emblematical of vengeance. Upwards op eight hundred persons ar annually destroyed by accidents ths work ing ths mines of England. Scolding is ths pepper of matrimony; tbs) Itdiss srs the psppsr boxes.