'I 1 I El)c.3cffcvsonian. THURSDAY, JUNE 29, 1876. 10R PRESIDENT, 1 UT II ER FOR D B. HAYES, of Ohio. FOR VICE-PRESIDENT, "WILLIAM A. WHEELER, of New York. No paper will be issued from this office next week. This i3 in accordance with our usual custom, and will doubtless prove a ne cessity, as wc intend doing a trcmenduous amount of celebrating on Tuesday, the glo iious4th. t-fThc history of parties hardly shows such universal approbation as that accorded to the action of the Cincianaticonvention, in the nomination of IIa3Ts and Wheeler. The first whimper of a grumble is yet to come froni a Republican source either over plat form or candidates, and not a small cause for congratulation to the party is the fact that men and principles and enthusiasm have combined to so completely demoralise Demo cracy that it seriously has nothing to say urrainst cither. rCJ Oar distinguished neighbor over the way don't like the nominees of the Cincin luiti convention ; there is no discounting that fact, and is altogether safe to say that Hayes and Wheeler need look for no support from him. It is doubtful whether he can give any reason for his opposition, save the single one tiiat they were not nominated by the Demo crats ; and are consequently not Democrats in the modern acceptation of the word. He will like the nominees of the St. Louis con vention, however, no matter who they may bo, because being the nominees of a Demo cratic convention they will carry the sign of Demoaracy, which will cover any irregularity tiiat might attach to them from overslaugh ing principle for the sake of success. And b fur as cur knowledge extends there is not in the whole coterie of Democratic editors a single one so well able to support any man who may be nominated. Among all those whose names were prominent in connection v. iih the nomination our distinguished neigh bor had not a single friend to reward or enemy tj punish. Indeed, he hardly ventured to! name a candidate, so that his subscribers are a exempt, for aught he has said or done, ct pujiijicv or bias as he is himself. No mat tor whether the candidate favors inflation or resumption, has Northern or Southern views w is Tiideu, Bill. Allen, Wade Hampton or Jell". Davis the blissful ignorance nurtured by the Democrat heretofore will enable its cii-:,.or to come to the work without a why or u ii.'i ( fore, and labor as heartily and unblush. i ;:.! for his success as though the candidate v.-us ma Je especially to his order. There will be no pre-oj .position to smooth over, no -thing that can possibly make the support rf the nominations anything but a pleasant il.uy. We congratulate our distinguished li.-Lhbor over this his brilliant display of s t:iteg3', and almost regret that its success will extend no farther than the promotion of his personal comfort. Of course it is fixed t ha t Hays and Wheeler will be elected. That i.s his only misfortune. TIic Fourth. The arrangements are about perfected, harmony is restored in the musical circle, our country friends are coming in by hundreds to rake part, the ladies, bless them lor operand lor aye, are working like beavers and have con-euted to take part in the tableaus inci dent to the parade, and thus are we assured that nothing will be wanting but a clear day to make manifest in Stroudsburg on the f lorious centennial natal day of the nation that our people appreciate their duty as patriotic citizens of this free-est country on G ood's footstool and arc determined to per form it. Friends abroad, whether natives of St road-burg or mere former sojourners with in its borders who remain away on that day will regret, to the last day of their lives that thoy were not with us and of us, mingling in the festivities of that glorious day ; and hence wc would advise all without regard to person, ca- te, creed, sex or "previous condition of tervitude'' if they would avoid a lifelong re gret to read in auother column the program-' me arranged for the day and to hasteu hither ward and join us in the noble work. Mind you, it will be a hundred years before a like 01 'pOl'tUUit y will be afforded, and then you will have filled the worm's maw and have been resolved to the dust from whence you came, without the satisfaction of having been able to relate to your descendants, how much you enjoyed the grand celebration of the memorable event of July 4th, 1770, in Stroudsburg on July 4th, 1870. A greater display of fuss and feathers may be found fclsewhcre, but it is in Stroudsburg that the cream of celebrations alone will be found, and riant here is the only sure spot in which the true worshipper at the shrine of hiscountrys greatucss will meet such a welcome as will make him feci as though he had been trans-' ported to the very sevc-Dth heaven of patrio tic cnj'iynierit. Come then, all ye absent ones, and come all ye who would learn the routine of true hospitality and enjoyment derived from d ity well performed from experience, and our word for it you will experience no di.-appoititment in these respects here. Again we fiy come, and come all who can by any reputable means manage to get here. The Everett Variety Troupe gave one rf their enrertainmeiits at Williams' Hall on Thursday evening last. They hav the ball neatly fitted up and purpose remaining here f r sen time, and giving an entertainment every Thursday evening during their stay. OKGAMZL And now the most important matter which the Republicans of Monroe county have to consider is the organization of the forces. With candidates and a platform of principles which shut the mouth of our opponents against any truthful cavil, it would be shame if we should think of going into the canvass with everything, as now, so much at loose ends. We should meet and consult, and stir about so as, first, to find cut who is of us and who is not and, second, so thorough ly organize for work as to keep both ourselves and our opponents busy until the people has through the ballot box confirmed the nomina tion of Hays and Wheeler by a triumphant election. We have heretofore touched upon this subject of organization, but without the stimulous of a ticket to organize upon we have felt it to bo slow work. Now we have the ticket, and a ticket too worthy our untir ing efforts in behalf of its success, and as Republicans we shall not half do our duty to the country if Monroe county fails to give at least eight hundred votes for Hayes and Wheeler. We believe that with thorough organization we can even exceed this. With out organization there is no telling what we can do, but it is safe to say not much. Our new County Committee should take the initiative. IIorE it won't rain on the 4th. Don't you reader. In our last we made mention that Mrs. J oscph Goucher, had been . blessed with triplets and that one of them died shortly after birth. We regret to learn that the other two died on Sunday last The season for country fairs is approach ing, but we do not see that the Monroe Co. Agricultural Society is moving towards giv ing us the benefit of a fair this fall, and more's the pity. There is a vast amount of knowledge to be drawn from a well conducted fair, and the society should accord our farm ers and others the opportunity to secure it. 5. A number of ladies have consented to take part in the grand parade pageant of our Fourth of July celebration, and more horses and wagons have been secured for their use. We tell you folks, wo are going to "do the thing up brown," and no mistake. Mr. James Goucher, having fitted up a very neat wagon, is prepared to deliver fresh bread, cakes, c., daily at the doors of resi dents in this Borough. On Saturday Mr. G. made his appearance, for the first time with his new out-fit, which attracted consider able attention and received many expressions - of encouragement. Mr. G. will please accept our thanks for a magnificent cake. Almost a Fire. On Monday last, Robt. Ruth, son of Mr. Lin ford Ruth, got some matches of Mrs. Theo. Tavlor, went to the stable of Dr. Jackson, set some straw on fire, which was discovered by Mr. M. Brown's son, who gave the alarm, when Mr. Samuel Williams, who was ct work near by, suc ceeded in subduing the flames. The stable had considerable straw and hay stored in it. Our farmers who use Paris green as am munition in their war upon the Potato bugs, should be careful to keep it out of the way of their cattle. Dr. Ilurd, residing near Ex periment Mills, lost a very valuable cow on Friday last through "its means. He had pre pared a mixt ure of Paris green and flour with which to treat his Colorado visitants, and failing to use proper care in the preservation of what he had left the ccw made a feast of it and died soon after. If down country wants to learn a thing or too, they should come hither on the Fourth and see how earnestly, gracefully and patriotically "iver di; larriy" goes to work to do justice to the Centennial of our nation's birth day. A friend of ours was a good deal mysti fied during a recent visit to Enst Strouds burg and has been bothering himself with the conundrum ever since. While passing along the streets he saw a rather prepossess ing young lad.v, very neatly attired, pass from a millinery establishment into a store near by, step up to the clerk pinch her right cheek and then the left aud retired as rapidly as she entered. The question which bothers him is, "was it love," or what? Who can come to our friends relief? Music in abundance will add to the stir ring cheerfulness of our Fourth. Four ex cellent bands will be in line and discourse music suitable to the day and the occasion. Come and hear them. -c. The Town Council arc building a plank walk up Academy Hill, on Franklin street, for the accommodation of the citizens resid ing in that beautiful portion of our town. They are also having the streets and gutters cleansed, but give no sign of the near build ing of those necessary cisterns. The plank walk was required, but any day may demon strate that a cistern well filled with water at the foot of the hill, and at other points in town, would prove a hundred times more necessary and valuable. . A parade of the trades carpenters, cabinet makers, shoemakers, blacksmiths, carnage makers, kc. &c, represented by busy workmen in maniature workshops on wagons, forms one of the features of our 4th of July programme, and it will be carried out to perfection too. As had been previously announced the re mains of Mrs. Rachel Vail reached this place from Philadelphia, where she died, on Wed uesday of last week, and were interred in the down town cemetery. The deceased was well known to our older inhabitants and the es teem in which she was held was attested by the large numbers who attended the services at the Presbyterian Church, of which she had long been a loved member, and assisted at her burial. An excellent and very inter esting sermon was preached on the occasion by the Rev. Mr. Pitts. Last Thursday evening the Stroudsburg Cornet Band discoursed some of their excel lent music in front of the Burnett House. - Mr. Henry Fulmer and Col. Burnett took the boys in and did the handsome by them Read our Fourth of July programme in another column, compare it with those ar ranged for other places, and you will have no reason to hesitate in deciding that Strouds burg is the place to go to if you want to see a Centennial Fourth of July celebrated as it should be. Our programme is based upon the principle which governed the laws of the Modes and Persians, it alters not, nor in such a thing as failure in the book. Nothing but the elements can interfere with it. The Everett Family! have kindly volunteered a performance for the benefit of the Fourth of July fund. The entertain ment will take place at Williams' Hall, (to night,) Thursday evening, June 29th. They deserve encouragement. Give them a big house for in so doing you will not only get your money's worth in amusement, but will be contributing to the fund which is neces sary to make our Centennial Fourth a success. One of the neatest attractions on the Fourth will bo the juvenile Fire Company, which is now being improvised for the occa sion. Their apparatus will be the old "Humane," better known as the "Union" hand engine, which will be fully fitted up and neatly evergreencd and flowered. The com pany will be composed of sprightly young lads, fully emblazoned with firemen's suits red shirts, black pants, hats trimmed with red, white and blue ribbons, shields, and all complete. Frank Hess and Capt. Coombs have this portion of the programme under way, which is a sufficient guarantee that it will be perfect. The Fort Edward Collegiate Institute concluded the 22d annual commencement exercises on the 22d inst. Among the graduates in the classical and and preparatory departments, we are gratified to see the names of George M. Brodhead, Charles D. Wallace, and Robert Brown, jr., all sons of our citizens and neighbors. George M. Brodhead did the salutatory oration in german, the title of which is, " Was fon dor Nachte ?" Charles D. Wal lace's oration was entitled "What the World owes to Germany." While Robert Brown, jr's., was "German Arrogance, a mistake." A Runaway. Mr. John V. Shoemaker's team was in town last Saturday in charge of his brother Daniel, and without said broth er's leave or license the team concluded to go home or somewhere else in the quickest possible time. With this intcution absorb ing them, they made a dash across the street aud came against some hitching posts in front of Hess Bros, tobacco store, which re lieved them of the burden of the wagon. They went up town lick-ct-a-spit with the double-tree and whifHe-trees spanging against their heels at every jump. Near the race they fell and separated from each other, and then they run on to Mr. Amzi Coolbaugh's whore they were caught. Remarkable to say there was but little se rious damage. The horses heels were cut a little, but not badly. They were brought back and fastened to the wagon and weut home at a more serious pace. The members of Mountain Home En campment, No. 247, and the members of Mountain Home Lodge, No. GSi, I. O. O. F., of Penna., arc hereby notified to meet in their respective halls on the morning of July 4th, 1S7G, at ) o'clock, to prepare to join in the parade and attend the pic-nic to be given by the Encampment. All mem bers of the order at large are cordially and fraternally invited to attend and join with us in celebrating our grand Centennial Natal day. The parade will form at the hall, 10:30 and march to Oakland Depot and meet the train 11:23 south ; will then be joined by the band and members from neighboring townships, and leave Oakland at 11:45, and march to the grove at Moun tain Home, when exercises of the afternoon will commence. Dinner, speaking, music, and everything conducive to enjoyment will be in readiness. No expense will be spared to make this grand re-uniou a complete success. J. P. Zarriskie, Allen Price, y Com. 1. Farrell, CHARLES A. HOLMES. Contrary to expectation the disease (ty phoid fever,) which had been preying upon the vitals of Charles A. Holmes, resulted fa tally last Sunday morning, about 8 o'clock, the 2.rth inst. Mr. Holmes was a young man of fair at tainment and good promise. He learned the printers trade in the office of the 4 Great Fnlh Journal,' but soon gave up the trade. He had been a law student under his uncle, Stephen Holmes, Jr. Esq., of this place, since December 1873; and had he lived un til the approaching September term of Court, he would doubtless have been admitted to the bar, for which he had been making the ne cessary preparation. "Charley" Holmes, as he was generally called, was genial, kind hearted and gentlemanly, and amoug his as sociates, who knew him best, he had many warm friends. Charles A. Holmes was born at Great Falls, N. II., Oct. 15, 1853, and was therefore at his death but about three mouths short of 23 years of age. His funeral was preached by the Rev. Mr. Wallace on Wediiesday afternoon, after which his remains were interred in the Cem etery. Thus in early manhood, on the threshold of usefulness, has been snatched from life's troubled scenes, one who promised well to his day and generation. How uncertain and easily dashed are the hopes of men ! How fleeting is life, how sure is death ! A Berks county man is the lucky pos sessor of a cow which must bo milked three times a day, and yields fourteen pounds of butter per week. Personal. Mrs. Maria E. Shay and son Edward are visiting friends in New York J. II. Hauser, Esq., of Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, a former resident of this place, gave us a call on Tuesday last Benjamin F. Flory and wife, of Bangor, former residents of this place, spent Sunday last here visiting friends. Mrs. Mary Frantz, oldest daughter of Wm. Dean, of this place, a resident of Ccn- treville, N. J., is on a visit to her father. Mr. Til. Keim aud Carey Townend, of Easton, spent Sabbath last in town, and dur ing their stay, were the guests of Reuben Miller. Dr. W. Vail and the Rev. J. B. Ilenshaw, both former residents of this place, were in town on Weduesday of last week, attending the funeral of Mrs. Vail. Mrs. Dr. Horace DeYoung and child of Mauch Chunk were in town several days last week and this, visiting her mother-in-law, widow of the late Judge DeYoung. George B. Wallace, Esq., and wife of Easton, were in town Sunday and Monday last, and were the guests of his brother, the Rev. Wallace, pastor of the Presbyterian church. Rev. Mr. Transue of the N. Y. , Central M. E. Conference, was in town last Satur day and Sunday visiting his friends, and on Sunday evening preached in the M. E. Church of this place. Mr. George D. White one of the followers of Faust, was in town last Sunday, and while here was the cuest of his father-in-law, Rev. John L. Staples. George received the first rudiments of his newspaper education in this office. Jacob Ileistand, Esq., proprietor of the "What Cheer House," at Portland, and a model landlord, paid a business visit to Stroudsburg on Thursday last, and while here dropped in on us and renewed his sub scription for a year. Jacob's visits, business or otherwise, are alwaj's welcome. John W. Stokes, Esq., of Philadelphia was in town a few hours on Tuesday last, and while here made us a call. He left on the 4.15 train for Scrauton, to attend a meet ing of the Encampment branch I. O. O. F., at Hyde Park, on Tuesday evening. We were gratified to see the Rev. Mr. Wallace of the Presbyterian church, out on Sunday last, attending to his ministerial duties as usual. The erysipelas in his leg consequent on a hurt received some three or four weeks ago, while on a fishing trip, has nearly exhausted Itsolf. . . Accident. Dr. A. Lewis Kirkhuff left town last Tues day evening with the intention of goiug to Tobyhanna Mills on the up night train. Nothing was heard of him until the next morning when his body was found lying by the side of the track unmangled south of Oakland station, dead. The presumption is that he was standing on the platform and accidentally fell to the ground fatally injuring himself. The Doctor was abount 23 years of age and graduated a year ago last March, and cotumeuced the practice of medicine at Sand Cut, Wayne county, about one year ago. lie was married on the 7th of June to the adop ted daughter of Mr. William Wallace of this town. About a week ago he had entered into a partnership with Dr. Shull and com menced the practice of medicine in this place. Mr. Wallace was at the depot on the point of leaving for New York on the early train, when he received a telegram announcing the above fact. Another. On Tuesday aftcrnon Mr. Frederick Phillips met with a severe accident whilst mowing in his field on Foxtown Hill. It appears that Mr. Phillips laid down his scythe on a stone and was in the act of sitting down to rest, when he accidentally struck against the blade of the scythe inflicting a severe and painful wound of the left wrist, cutting it about two inches in length aud a half inch in depth, partially severing the radial artery. Dr. Geo. W. Jacksou was called and rendered the necessary medical aid. Dr. Porter, of Lafayette College, Easton, Pa., has been appointed county historian for Lancaster county for the 1th prox. The task could hardly have been imposed upon a person better qualified to creditably per form it. Three masked men on Tuesdav niht. June the 13th inst., broke into the house of Samuel Abraham, a wealthy farmer, re siding three miles from Ncwville, Pa., and placed a halter around his neck, threateuign to hang him if he did not deliver un his money. After cruelly torturing Mr. Abra- nam ana nis wile by burning their feet, the miscreants fled, taking with them $65 in money and a valuable horse and bugsry. The Baldwin Locomotive Works nf PhiladelDh ia are now delivprin-T 17 to the Delaware, Lackawanna and Western Railroad. Two of these are 18 by 24 in. cylinder consolidation engines, aud 10 are Mogul pattern with 18 by 21 in. cylinders. The consolidation engines are substantially lM- i...:u r ii. . t .1 t i -i' ii- nivvi invj un; iiunt iur mo jienizn alley road, and now on exhibition at" the Cen tennial. An order for ten-wheel engines fur the Lehigh Valley railroad is also in progress. The grand jury of Northamnton rminfv have returned three true bills against Allen C. Laros, the fiend who poisoned tr Awth his father, 'mother, brother and a hired man. The trial was fixed to begin on Tuesday last, and the Commonwealth was 1 . reauy. uu motion ot the counsel for the defense, who were not prepared, the case was continued until August. Laros reads the Bible every day. The time for that was yeais ago, ana then he might not have been in jail now. 1 MATTER OF POPULAR INTEREST. Va condenscfrom the Lehigh Eerfrttr the jiibstance of a onvcrstion about Oak Hall, in l,hiladcAhinVauamakerfe Brown's " LaresS Clothingifrtiso In America." A visitor and attendauF&e the speakers : Visitor. " What corner ia the Building on V Attendant " South-Eo.-t corner of Sixth and Market. Please noto the SIXTH, for some Grangers seeking Oak Hall, have been milled by designing persons." V. " It is perfectly colossal I Do yoa know Its dimensions?" A. "1-2,000 square feet G on Market, and ISO odd on Sixth, six stories high, has over three acres floor'??, and covers space once occupied by wujidian twenty duTercut busi ness places." V. 14 Do you use steam-power T A. "A giant young engine furnishes power for the freight and passenger elevators, and the boilers steam for heating, and the other opera tions of the house." V. What order do yootake with poods 7" A. "They are tirs opened and arranged in the basement, on longhXv counters, and taken thence on the Ijjjglitelevator to the inspec tor's room ou thwu floor." V. " Is inspectingnhe first operation?" A. " No, sir. measuring. The goods are first measured in the piece, then inspected. The cloth passes over rollers in the face of a strong light, and two men sit, one before and one behind the goods, watching with the eye of a hawk for the least pin-hole imperfection, and marking every flaw, so that the cutter may eeo and avoid it when he comes to cut the gar ments." V. " You must employ an arry of cutters?" -A. "Come to our tiitli iloct and see! VTo keep TO bauds all the ti&3 citing up the cloth into garments, besidevcys machines that do a dozen men's work eacCwt a ttroke." V. "Do yoa manufacture all your own goods?" A. We do, and most carefully. Our ex aminers inspect every stitch and seam, and certify to every garment as extra-well made before we put our ticket on it, and become jvsponsiDic lor u. V. " Your cyste cystexn must save yon a great deair a. - jn every curection, sir. It is tjfe system and economy we practice all tjaewajf through, that enables us to nut our mSs .wn t, thn people as we do." y V. " Alter inspecting the work, what becomes of it?" A. " Before it goes Into Stock it is ticketed. Every single garment has its number and other points noted on it, so that its entire his tory can be traced without fail, upon our bonks." V. " You must have SO or 40 salesmen T' A. " Why sir, on busy days you mayiee 100 in the various rooms and suites oi rooms, telling to the throngs of customers." V. "Do you do an order bue. by mail and express ?" A. " Very great All over the country. Our November 4, 1875. A FEW OF THE AT OITY H A &a la Hats & Caps, 20 per cent. le?s than elsewhere. Ladies' trimmed I fats in nil the latest styles, from 81 50 up. Untrinuned Hats in Strawbraids, Chip?. .Milian?. Aic.at prices that will astonish you. Three hundred pairs of Ladies' two button Kid (Ilovos, at 40cts., GScts., Sdrts., 81.00 & 1.15, which cannot be beaten in pricos ait I quality. Big drives in Ladies' & (Jents' Tics, Eerelaeo and Ties, from 12ols. up. A tremendous stock of Cloth Faced Paper Collars, at 10, 15, 22 & :iOcts. l'an.-r.ls ,t Umbrellas, at bottom prices, l'arusuls from 30cts up. A big job lot of Fans, tit only half their real value, Japanese that fold up, as low as Gets., Splendid Fans, from Ktets. to 81.50. The largest and best assortment of Hosiery & (Jlovcs in town at prices that defy competition. (Jents' plain l Hose, from Sets up. Cents' Striped Ih so, fn.r.r lOcts. up. Ladies' Striped Ifose, from- 15cts. tip. Ladies' White and Solid (V'.-rs, from lOcts. up. Ladies' & Cerus' Handkerchiefs, in silk, linen and cotton, at very k.v prices. A full line of White and Colored Dress Shirts, from 81.0'J up. Suspenders lOcts. up. A large lot of Hamburg Edging and trimmings, at 4, G. S. In. 'i & 15 cents, worth double the money. Shawls and Skirts, cheapest in town, splendid shawls both sides alike, i'roni UOcts. up, splendid skirts from Gcts. up. Ileal flair Switches k. Curls, at very low figures. Ladies and Cents' jewelry, at half price. The largest and best assortment of lVrfumes, Toilet articles and Soaps in town. A large lot of knobby Canes, from 15cts. up. A complete stock of Ladies' Toilet 31ats, Laces, Trimmings, Ribbons, Ruttons, Jiraids and Notions at popular prices. Call and examine the goods and be convinced. Everything sold must be as represented. Xo shaia about it. J. W. ANGLE, Stroudsburg, May 25, 1S7G. 3m " GREAT EXPECTATIONS" The REALIZED Ibi the DOWATAUL of Dry floods and Fancy Goods! WE AKE XOW ABLi: TO 01-1-Ell 1-011 CASH OXLY Calicoe for calicoes ocst maucs) f, All the very best makes and styles for S All wool Llttclc Cashiiicrc, 40 inch, wide, 75 Rlack and colored A 1 pa ocas 25 cents and up. Handsome Dress plaid Coods 12 cts. up. Table linen, Napkins, Towles, White Goods and Counterpanes at prices that Vy cow net it ton Flannels, Cottonadcs, Cloths and Cassimercs, full 15 per cent, cheaper than found in town. Rleaehed and brown Muslin for old " 7utrd ? W price. Good 200 yards Spool Cotton Coatos' and Clark's best Spool Cotton Colored Carpet Warp Hemmed Handkerchiefs 5 cents un. A full line of Gents' and Ladies linen Handkerchiefs. Ladies Collars, embroidered comers, 5 cents. Germantown Yam, 10 cts. an oz. Ladie's Gloves, S cts. up. 2 button Kid Gloves 50, 75 and 81 00. Men's cotton half Hose, 5 cts. up. Ladie's Hose 10 cts. Also fine silk clocked Ralbrians. HAMBURG "EDGINGS 4, 5, 7, S, 9 and 10 cts? up. KIR RONS S, G, 8, 10 and 11 cts. up to 7 inch Sash Ribbon. Rack Combs G, 15, 10 and 18 cts. up. Cloth covered paper Collars 12 cts. up, a full liuc. Gents' Scarfs and Rows, very low. A speciality is our IvIISTG- SI-IirtTS, wade from real Wamsutta Muslin, with fine lincu front and wristbands for 81 10. Corsets and Rustles from 35 cts. up, and in this lino we can offer cxtrii inducements as wc have an inside track. Don't fail to examine this stock. A big Job Lot of 1672 Yards of I-IA.M33XJHG- EDGINGS, from Auction, for 12 cts., worth fully 20 cts. r?Tf,in,,!uw?!7c ofrrarc low prices, a large stocks re- JjI Alii its (rUODS. For proof and further particulars call at the NEW YORK STORE. Wyckoff, Cooke & Bell. Stroudsburg, April 20, 187G. 3m. perfect system d rules of sclf-mcasTromp make itiwssihire to pleaso people 2,m ;!: away j& a&rfectly as if they werohe?fin person."3 Ja V. " I suppose you have at least half a dn different departments?" "'aooicn A. " My dear sir I we have more than timt each charged with its own business andni thoroughly organized, a necessary wheel Tit in the great wheel." ' "u-eiwiUl. V. will you name a dozen or so of ti2Pm a. -im picafcure, uio Custom DpV.o'. . ..... v- mating our u ii urBi-riafs snirts. Ti e Ti ming Department, itself asbig as marv i r 'i!' lar store. The Connect Stock Itoor, iFi Kcceiving Koom. The Order l-eno'ti,,? named N-rore. The Special L'nlfcrni iiS' meni. The Delivery Dei-nrunciit. win score of messengers. The" m V. " Hold, hold ! sir, enough I" A. "I'm net half through! The Advert.. Department, with its bilLand sign tiMritut' editing and publishing business end DObnC journal, circuit sr. te, 10,0cf;p:c niomV.i. (tell all your friMWnd for it. Thi y -nl Department, witints m any rooms. Thn Department. The Youth Depurimti-t nV Children's Department, with its entrance for ladies. The Telegraph l mcnt. Tho Chief Clerk s Deni! t its book-keepers and assistants, cienend sin'n . , V " 1 iv.ii incg ether oflices of the thinking, planning, ting. bu'ir.- rnrV. ii u'-.sv as lu ing, registering, ree .htnuingout, eellimr. ana in a tnousanc tn rnrrv rvri a hnxinf ji;u.guie;rforcM uie Il?'Mo iim.-iir,. jng xo ociwceu ,uw,iw ana tii.WX,. mo hi. nuauy. . V. " S-t-u-p-e-n-d-o-u-s !" A. "Indeed it is! I fortrot to rsmo thn Cashier's Department, hii-hhandlc3iWi; ooTi of retail salts on some single days '" V525' lm"?cne 1 TnafH.what enable, the house to buy cheap and Eelcliai- " A. "Exactly! You have ht hit it Th people throng here, kniivf that we deuen'd on low prices and ImmoDfoales " V-u httiro 1110 'fotattua' Ihearso much about V A. "Our system cf business dealing i w price, no deviation ; 2. Cash for everything - 3 A guarantee protecting the purchaser; 4 The money returned if the buyer can't othtrwiia be suited." V. " Nothing could be fairer." A. "Nothing. And the people see It." r.'0,1.1' 1 "ou. sir. J our polita attention. A. " Net at all. It's a pleasure to sjrive vou. Call again; andle sure of t;o plaIe wna maker & Drown's Oak UallCtoia-Eaft c,,p ner feixth and Market." V. "Thank you! 1 shall be happy to do so. Good morning." POPULAR PRICES T1IK lit -"Si E Proprietor of the City Hall of Fashions. OF Til if a 01 its. can bo o cts. G " 20 u ready-mads. T& Furnishing DeVXV? with' its tfW&e ock of all uAS ' tonal iMiiuiY, mm iia nil If