I'- r rT T7"" T7 TH1 M . RHQ JUJJU X1 JLLdi Scuotcb to politic, literature, gricnlturc, Science, iHorolitij, onb CScueral Sntciiigcticc. VOL. 33' STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., MARCH 16, 1876. V NO. 4t; T us ' i rt-l i Publishrd by Theodore Schoch. Toolbr a roar in advance and If not I'd'1"0 lh end of the year, two dollars and fifty tn".' b u'lrVii-iContinued until all arrearages are f"et ,t the "Ption of the Kditor P' l lvt -tis:'ioiit of one square of feisht line) or " 7, rttir-'C insertions ?1 50. Kaeh additional in- ni fcut. linger ones in proportion itruJO, ' . JOB PKIXTIXG OF ALL KI"ns, ...t in the highest style of the Art, and on the Elo.M m ' reasonable terms. TILSOX peirsox. EAST STROUDSDURG PA. , knfticV'mcnts taken and all business pertaining Ral F-tate Insurance Agents. Vizier's new lmil dins? near tk leijt. Surgeon Dentist. , .,.in T.n Winger's new hnildins. nearly opposite vX-uWW Bnk. Oaa aduinUtensd for enacting dvired. fa. Jan. 6,'76-tf. .t"i TAltVCTAVl' D 11. K. liUtti-i JUiioturi, Homoeopathic Physician, Kc?iJencc: Benjamin Dungan, Cherry Valley, MUX ROE COL'XTY PA. .:iv r, 1S75. ly. physician, Surgeon and Accoucheur, Sand Cut, Wayxb Co., Pa. ll eve promptly attended, to day or night. Cii.iri moderate". M' 15, '7lf. p SlTi lO IVAR i 1 ATT J II S O X , Paysiciin, Sarjaon and Accoucheur, 0 5ce vi H'Menr-e, Main street, troiid. h.ir.'. l' . i" "!ie L'tiitdinjj formerly occupied br Lr. b.ip. Prompt attention given to calls. f 7 to U a. m. 0.3CJ hours 1 " : p. n. ( 6 "3p. in. April 10 lS74-ly. D U. GEO. "iV. JACKSOX mimi SURGEON AND AITUITIIEUR. In the old oiSoe of Dr. A. Reeves Jackson, r?-ide:ic?, corner of S irali and Franklin street. STROUDSBURG, PA. Airt S.'72-tf D1VIU S. LEE, Attorney at Law, 0:ie door ah-ve the "Stroudsburg House," Sirr.nUb'inr, Pa. Collections promptly made. Ocnberii 1374. fERCHATS' HOUSE, JL 413 i 41 3 XK Third &t red, PHILADELPHIA. 1 Reduced rate-s, $1 75 per day."t32 HENRY SPAHX, Prop'r. L R. S.VTDEK. Clerk. X'iv. 5. 174. Cm. WILLIAM S. REES, S'lrveyor, Conveyancer and Eeal Estate Agent. fcs, Timber Lands and Town Lots FOR SALE. fle m;irly opposite American Houes ni 2J door below the Corner Store. ?ch 2'), 1573-tf. D R. J. LANTZ, 'JSEON & MECHANICAL DENTIST. Xf-; r .u js! r J. !'d brirt huilding, nearlr opposite th . nnuse. ana lie niters !nnis ir that by cigli- n-t''' 1 llte nfl tne "'''t earnest ana fv,J'1Vn,:' 10 a11 "lat" pertaining to his pr- i,k " U1".T a;jle l' perform all operations a-ntil lice in the m.st careful and bkiliful man- Pltl HtntU.M . . ; i r . (,, ! ","ru"1 i Artiucial leetti on Kutiijr, ti., 'evi'wL uuins, anJ perieci Lis in an iiL-'i !' i''t'lr Wvrk.t(J te ineiix;rien:ed. or to'those Jiv d!stailw. April 13, 1874.-tf. AXOTIIER TUOPIIY 1VO. ET THE ESTEY COTTAGE ORGANS! iBW penorand heantifnllr finished in-'--men'jt ... -V .?. - tt'ift13' pnr',-r' ",'etne! and delicacv of tone, t far7 ' pffthe firt and oulv premiuro giv- io-n'Xr ,,toT" of reHl Organii at the Monroe J fair, held SeiAember 2-i. 1S74. , "(. t or once u auarrss J. Y. SIGAFL'S, ! TOOEC, pAPEU IIANSER, gUzier and painter, monkoe street, ' tiry opposite Kautz'a Blacksmith Shop, Strocdsbcro, Pa. KUpUnder6igned Wou,d respectfully in tiau ' zens of Stroudsburg and vicinity 1WJ0W fully Prepared to doalfkind promptly l '"? G,az'ng nd Painting. i ' nd at thort nnln nA that h Pr7fPCOnstantIy 00 band a fine ftock of k Df',ngII,ff of a" detcripiions and at Pr. , " WVIIOVC Ul LUC UUUI I ilso Mr. Shott had't been out of Detroit in seven years when the other day business called him to Chicago. Mrs. Shott wan ted to go along, but he said times were too hard ; he didn't want the bother of taking care of her, and she was compelled to re. main at home. He reach home in the evening after an absence of two days, and as he sat eating his supper he observed : "I tell you it was a loug ride, and I'm glad you didn't go." "Lonesome was it ?" she asked. "It would have been fearful if I hadn't had a young lady iu the seat with me," he replied. "What ! A young lady in the seat with you 9" "That is that is yon know the car was crowded," he said. "And you offered her half your scat?" "I that is she sat down there," he stam mered. Mrs. Shott's ears grew red and her eyes snapped. "And so it was lonesome, was it? You didn't speak to her, I suppose?" inquired the wife. "Why, I I spoke once or twice, of course." "Nice young lady, I suppose?" "Well, no ; I can't say she was." "And there you sat and looked your sweetest, and I'll bet you passed yourself off as a single man." "I don't know as I did," he replied as he drank his tea. "Did you inform her that j-ou were mar ried and had three children ?" she deman ded. "I don't remember, though I presume I did." "You presume 30U did! Well, I pre sume you didn't. I know just how you sat up there and pretended to be a rich widower, and took care of her satchels, and popcorn and illustrated papers for her." Mr. Shott inquired if there were any more biscuit. "It's a nice operation our coming home and expecting to find biscuit for j-ou !" she went on. "Why didn't you ask if that young lady could make t iscuit ? why didn't she come home to tea with you ?" "Nancy, don't be foolish," he observed. "Don't be foolish ! Who is foolish ? Here I was, scrubbing and baking and patching, aud breaking my back, and you were braced up in a seat with a young lady, stroking those yellow whiskers and talking about your bonds and mortgages and lone ly widower life." "I wasu't," he briefly observed. "Daniel, did that girl ride all the way from Chicago with you?" asked Mrs. Shott as she toyed with the handle of the milk jug. "Did she? Lemme see !" he mused, as he helped himself to the butter. "You know she did !" shouted 31 rs. Shott. "If she got off at any one of the stations I didn't see her," he admitted. "And there you sat and sat, and rode and rode, and you paid out money we need so much in the house for peanuts, and pop corn, and juba-paste, and picture papers I Daniel, let me see your wallet !" "My wallet ?" "Yes, sir, your wallet !M "What for, Nancy?" "I want to see your wallet ! "Its the same one I always bad 5 "You left home with twenty-six dollars, and I know exactly what the trip cost. Fare to Chicago and back, seventeen dol lar. Hotel bill, two dollars. I'll allow one dollar more for incidentals, and now where's that six dollars ?" "I I !" he stammered. "You what ?" "I met Green down by the depot and lent him four dollars." "Daniel Shott, who is Green, and where does he live ?" ' Daniel did not reply. "Daniel Shott, you've lied to me !" she exclaimed. "Vou didn't want to take me along owing to the hard times. You said I'd bother you. If I'd been along you'd have growled four times a mile about the bother and expense, and then you went and bothered with a young lady and squandered four dollars on her, and I've worn these old shoes seven months to save expense." "I'll get you a new pair pretty soon," he replied. "You will, eh ! When ?" "Before the Fourth of July, anyhow." "Yrrj can squander four dollars on an unknown girl and make me wait four months for shoes, can you ?" "What unknown girl ?" "Daniel Shott " And the milk pitcher came down on Ins head ; she caught him by the neck tio,and the oldest boy ran out doors and 3 elled "fire !" Several of the neighbors ran over, but Mrs. Shott met them at the door and said it was only a burning chimney. When they asked four Mr. Shott, she remarked : "Mr. Shott doesn't feel a bit well, and is covered up on the lounge ! " Detroit Free Press. THAT BRINDLED DOG. Yesterday morning a soap-haired young man of eighteen was drawing a big brindle dog around. the City Hall Market, anxious to find a purchaser. A corpulent old chap? smoking a long pipe and dodging the rain, finally halted the young man and asked : My frent, how little you vhants for dose dog?" "Two dollors will take him," was there ply, "and a better dog never stood on four legs and howled." "Vhell, goom along mit me," continued the old chap, raising his umbrella. He paddled a full mile through the pouring rain, the young man and the brindled dog at his heels, and reaching home at last the dog was led in. The old man refilled his pipe, and sat down and said : "Now, my frent, ish dose a good dog?" "He's the best kind of a dog," was the reply. "Does he keep tieves away from my house ?" "You bet he will ! Why he would chaw up a man quicker than a flash ?" "Does he keep der bat poys out of my gartin ?" "Well, you ought to see him go for a boy once. He's had his teeth into every boy in Macomb county." "Does he like my children ?" "Like 'cm ? Whv that's his great hold. Nothing so pleases him as a house full of children." The old man hestitated for a minute and said : "Can doze dog play on the fiddle ?" "Play on the fiddle ? Why why yes, sir, he can ! He can play seven different tunes on a fiddle." It was big lie but the soap-haired young man Was bouud to make a sale if he had to bury the truth out of sight. "Can does dog play on a horn in der brass band ?" asked the old man after a pause. "On a horn ? Why, he has led the Mt. Clemens band for the last year. Yes, sir-e-c, he can play a horn with anybody I" The old man was a little staggered j aod he waited quite a while before asking : "Can doze dog write ledders for me to my broder in Sharmany ?" "Write ? write letters ?" "Yaw." "I wish I had pen and paper here ! He writes the most beautiful hand you ever saw ; and he writes like lightning ? I I could hire him out for fifty dollors a month to keep books, but I don't want to work him to hard. Besides there's a mortgage on my farm, and I must have money to raise it." "Der price is two dollars ?" "Only two dollars. He's worth a hun dred if he is worth a cent, but I'm forced to sell. If you keep him till March I'll buy him back and give you two hundred dollars for him." The old man smoked away for a while and then asked : "Can doze dog baint a house ?" "Paint a house ! I'd like you to see three big houses he painted last week. He's as good as three men, and he never waste a drop of paint. I'm in a hurry to eatch the train, and I'd like the money' "Two dollars ?" "Yes, two dollars. You'll never have another such chance." The old man nftde a motion at his wal let, but let his hand drop and inquired : "Can doze dog shump over der City Hall?" This was a crusher. The young man knew he couldn't beat it, and he replied : "No, I don't think he can ; but I'll war rant him to jump forty feet and catch a fly !" "You can take doze away, my frent," said the old man. "You won't take him?" "No, zur ; I vhannts no dog what can't shump over der City Hall 1" "But you made a fair bargaid and said you would take him ?" "I can't help dot. Vhen I bays two dollars for a dog he shall shump -like a pird." And the young man dragged his brin dled dog out of the house and back to the market, where he offered him for fifty cents without getting a buyer, Mysteries of Tobacco. Neio York Commerial Advertiser, One of the mysteries of New York, of which we have never seen in type an at tempted explanation, is : "What under the sun becomes of the enormous quantity of thi 3 coarse brown wrapping paper which we every where see piled up to the ceiling in warehouses, or shying across the side walk from truck to store, like Parthian arrows darkening the sun, or perchance coming to the city from mills in the sur rounding country, loading whole trains of freight cars?" This, surely, is a profound puzzle, which fewer even among old resi dents can unravel. But here is the answer : ("Tell it not in Gath ; publish it not iu the streets of Askelon.)" In brief, we have at this port an enormous export trade in straw paper between New York and Havana, where it enters into manufacture of tobacco. The trade can be reckoned by thousands of tons. Not a steamer leaves port that does not take out from 2,000 to 5,000 reams, or in occasional instances as high as 30,000 reams. But very few days have elapsed since a steamer sailed with the quantity last named. It was long since evident that this heavy export of paper, that, too all of a single description, the coarsest and cheapest, could not be for ordinary consumption. No market could possibly demand such quantities unless people were inordinate shoppers, and did nothing except run to the grocery for small packages. The paper referred to sells at 2G cents per ream of 8 or 9 pounds, and when packed for export is usually pressed into bales of 100 reams each. It is said that the exports are so large that our entire domestic consumption is scarcely equal to one sixteenth of the total shipped to Cuba alone, while additional quantities are in demand for Brazil, Bermuda, etc., very much of it, the manufacture of doubtless croin!r into cheroots and cisrar- ettes. ror this purpose, we are told, it serves admirably, the paper, under com bustion, leaving no residum other than a pure white ash. There is but one con clusion as remarked by a leading dealer in the trade, that the great bulk of this paper is converted into cigars of the lower grade, and when returned under custom house brands, neatly boxed and fragrant with illusive odors, readily commands a sale. The peculiar manipulation which straw paper undergoes in process of con version is of course known only to the initiated. But it is well understood that when saturated in the juice of tobacco stems, and, perhaps, almost disolved the once despised yellow reams make a "fill ing" almost equal, if not superior, to the genuine leaf. In fact it is sometimes pos sible to detect as we are informed, the delicate film of paper interlapped with leaves in the finished cigar, or neatly foldinz the exterior. To such a refine- ment of art has this business been carried, that by the use of machines rolled over the sheet of papers an almost perfect im press of the tobacco leaf it obtained, the peculiar "spots" being printed as on calico The waste and refuse of factories in like manner is carefully gathered, and, by intermingling with paper, once more ac quires body and consistency, so that in subsequent use the votary of tobacco in hales it in his pipe, securing comfort and solace, or takes it pulverized into snuff, through the nostrils, imajnnin'x himself transported in dreamy lassitude beyond the cares and worriments of this lower life on a wisp of paper. EFFECTS OF THE SUN ON LUNATICS. The French Gazette des Hopitaux con tains a curious article on this subject. Dr Ponza, director of the lunatic asylum at Alessandria (Piedmont), having conceived the idea that the solar ravs in ish t have some curative power in diseases of the brain, communicated his views to Father Secchi, of Home, who replied in the following terms : "The idea of studying the dis turbed state of lunatics in connection with magnetic perturbations and with the col ored, especially violet, light of the sun, is of remarkable importance, and I consider it worth being cultivated." Such light is easily obtained by filtering the solar rays through a glass of that color. "Violet," adds Father Secchi, "has something melan choly and depressive above it, which, phy siologically, causes low spirits, Hence, no doubt, poets have draped melancholy in violet garments. Perhaps violet light may calm the nervous excitement of unfortunate maniacs." He then, in his letter, advises Dr. Ponza to perform his experiments in rooms the walls of which are painted of the same color as the glass panes of the win dows, which should be as numerous as pos sible, in order to favor the action of solar light, so that it may be admissible at any hour of the day. The patients should pass the night in rooms oriented to the east aud to the south, aud painted and glazed as above. Dr. Ponza, following the instruc tions of the learned Jesuit, prepared several rooms in the manner described, and kept several patients there under observation. One of them, affected with morbid tacitur nity, became gay and affable after three hours' stay in a red chamber : another, a maniac who refused all food, asked for some breakfast after having stayed twenty-four hours in the same red chamber. In a blue one, a highly-excited madman with a strait waistcoat on was kept all day ; an hour af ter he appeared much calmer. The action of blue Ught is very intense on the optic nerve, and seems to cause a sort of oppres sion. A patient was made to pass the night in a violet chamber ; on the following day he begged Dr. Ponza to send him home, because he felt himself cured ; and, indeed, he has been well ever since. Dr. Ponza's conclusions from his experiments are these : "The violet rays are, of all others, those that possess the most intense, electro chemical power ; the red light is also very rich in calorific rays ; blue light, on the contrary, is quite devoid of them at well as of chemical and electric ones. Its beneficent influence is hard to explain ; as if is the absolute negation of all excitment, it suc ceeds admirably in calming the furious ex citement of maniacs." THE OPENING CEREMONIES. The Centennial Exhibiton The Opening Day July 4th, 1876. ine ceremonies at tne opening ot tne Centennial exhibition are pretty nearly determined upon. The President of the United States, attended by the heads of de partments, distinguished guests, representa tives of foreign governments, judges of the supreme eourt, members of the Senate and the House of Representatives, representa' tives of the several States and Territories the Centennial commissioners and foreign commissioners all these will participate. But the most stupendous "time" will be had on the fourth of July. According to the written assurance of a jrentleman concerned in the preparations, the cere monies on that day "will be of a grander more imposing character thau those which have attended any event of modern times, either in Europe or America." They will consist in part of a musical performance, the asscmblege of the military and civic organizations of the country and the unveil ing of appropriate statues. The morning will be announced from the old State House by the great bell of peace, the gift of a citizen of Philadelphia for the occasion. The bell, now casting, will weigh 13,000 pounds, and is inscribed with the words : "Proclaim Liberty throughout all the Land, and to the inhabitants thereof. Glory to God in the Highest ! Peace ou Earth, and Good Will to Men." The musical performance will be di rected by Theodore Thomas. The military display will be superin tended by a hgh officer of the general government. The Philadelphia park com mission has furnished free camping ground for a portion of the volunteers to be as sembled from different sections . of the Union. Barracks will be erected, furnish ing cheap and comfortable lodgment for soldiers. Already official notification has been received of the; attendance of more than 18,000 equipped men. Wm. M. Evarts will deliver the fourth of July oration, and the Declaration of Independence will be read by Richard Henry Lee. MENTM0RE. The Estate of the Richest Man in the World. Baron Rothschild's residence and estate at Meutmore is described as one of the finest and most extensive in England. It contains some 20,000 acres of the finest land in Buckhamshire. It has garden, green houses and graperies so arranged as to furnish fruit every month in the year. Oranges, pineapples, figs, bananas and other tropical fruits are grown in abundance. When the Baroness is absent yachting in the channel or at her London house, orders by telegraph are sent to Mentmore daily for the supplies required. The vases in the fountain and Italian gardens cost each 1,000. The statuary is all of the most costly kind, executed by the first masters. The great hall, which about 20x30 feet, is filled by vases and statuary. Its contents must represent the value of not less than 100,000. It takes not less than three .'7JL".VlI'M'.i hours to pass through the rooms. The finish is exquisite, and the furnishing of each sumptuous. Some idea mar be found of the whole from the fumiiure of a single bid-room, one of the many guet chambers, costing 25,000 or 30,000. Iu the diu- ing and baronial hall are furnishings exceed ing 200,000. Costly cabinets of th- time of Louis XIV., of ebony inlaid with ivory or gold, diamonds, rubles and all scrts of precious stones, walls hung with ths costliest tapestries of the time of Louis XIV., or covered with the richest needle embroidered satin, may give some idea of the wealth lavished on this more than princely mansion. The costliest paintings adorn the walks, and the most skillfal and expensive work manship is displayed on the ceiliag3. The idea of the Baron seems to have been t) build and furnish a mansion such as co other person in England, except perhaps the Duke of Westminster, could expect to rival. The stud is said to contain more high bred horses than anv other in tho world. It embraces thirty-five hunters and as many racers, none of which are less in value than 500, while many of then run up to thousands. Japanese Centennial Building. The Philadelphia Times gives the follow ing account of the method with whbh the Japanese are constructing their buildings at the Centennial : "The way in which the Japs managed the pile-driving brought many a burst of laughter from the bystanders. They had a portable tripod, about twenty feet high, with two fixed pulleys under the apex, from which wa3 suspended by grass rope a c'lindrical iron hammer, weighting three hundred pounds. Six Japs on each side of the machine sieze a grass rope, which passes over one of the pulleys, the foreman stands at one side, holds up his fure2nger, closes one eye,- and then, apparently net satisfied with this, picks up a short stick, holds it in a verticle position between his two forefingers, sights the pile with it, and at last winks with both eyes as a signal to the workmen that the cermony of Japanese plumb-bobbing is concluded, the hammer moves up and down very rapidly, driving the pile an inch into the earth at every descent, until it was time for the forman to do a little more plumb-bobbing. The Japs draw their planse toward them instead of pushing them from them, and use an ink line instead of a chalk line. It resem bles a tape line case, and contains a sponga which may be saturated with ink of any color ; through this sponge the cord may be drawn and wouud up, disnening with the tedious process of chalking. "In the bamboo building not a uail will be used ; all the naterial is there, dovetailed, bevelled and mortised, ready to be fastened together with wooden pin5". The artisans live iu a farme structure withiu the enclosure, do their own cooking and laundry work and live on soup, rice and dried meats, which they brought with them in hermetically sealed cans." SINGULAR FUNERAL RITES. The funeral rites of kings and their wives in some parts of Angola, Afric?, arc peculiar. A shallow pit is dug in the floor of the hut in which he or she died, just en ough to contain the body. This is placed naked in the trench ou its back, and then coveted with a thin layer of earth. Oa this three fires are lighted and kept burning a whole moon or month, the hot ashes being constantly rpread over the whole grave. At the end of this time the body is usually sufficcntly baked or dried ; it is then taken out and placed on its back on an open frame-work of stride, and fires kept burn ing under it till the body is thorughly smoke dried. Duriug the whole time the body is being dried, the hut in which the operation is performed is full of people, the women keeping up a dismal crying day and night, particularly the latter. When the body is completely desiccated it is wrapped in cloth and stuck upright in a corner of the tent, where it remains until it is buried, some-times two years after. The reason for this is that all the relations of the de ceased must be present at the burial cere mony, when the body is wrapped in as maty yards of cloth as they can possibly afford, some of the kings being rolled iu several hundred yards of different cloth. At the close of the burial, a wake or feast, consisting of dancing with firing of guus and consumption of rum, roast pig and other food, is held for the whole night. It is believed that the spirit of the dead per son will haunt the town where he died, and commit mischief, if the wake is not held. A McKean county farmer had three daughters married at one time, last week. His rejoicing is great. 1 unu'i' 3 In