THjE J "is ukuoicfc ta politics, Citcrature, grtcnliuvc, Science, iilovalitn, anb aural Sntdiiaciue. OL. S3- STROUDSBUKG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., DECEMBER 9. 1875. NO. 28. rTjlT7T7TC1iOkATT A i i U 1 li 1 F i a Ha r ftrTpd fcr Theodore Schoch. 'n ar vear.two dollars aud fifty , J'- . t'.i I. . . .nrinn si until all arrearass are l " .nisi-'"'"1 i.- r,.'. .d.litional in- ,,3 ' joii l.t tvl of th Art, and on the ni'js. ..aviuabl. terms. Homcsopatbic Physician, ,,tri: Benjamin DunSm, Cherry Valley, MOSCOE COCSTY PA. i .. iao,Sarg33a and Accoucheur, Piysic .Sand Cut, Wayne Co., Pa. h- attended, to day or night. promj) mmlrrate, May lo, o-ti. . . U ... M t T . f.'.a;' prii''-' ... mie aruricial tc!th in . . -. - . i: iv . , 1:1 a:iu jr, and to fill dj- i'.U.ll.i .... ...... ,,,1 4,rl : ,.j;T1. t i ins i:rM inif. '- v. ..'l wu'KUt "".i", wii.;a dv.red, by the li-.l- i.vt, wlivii U entir.-ly harmless. :r.i bric build: n?. Main street, An;. 31 '71-tf. .-. 1'; PIIY.-ICIAN. !,. i"i-m-".y o: i :v . : i r a: ; ?iy n. L. Wolf, corner , siroaijjurj, l'a. pijiiciin. Sirj233 and Accoucheur, Ov?anl i:de:K-e. Main street, Striuls in UnuWn i-M-aierly occupied 'i'r. S;i:. rro-M'1 -iier.tion given tocIIs. ( 7 to 3 a. m. See lu.ir ' 1 " 3 J. ni. ( 0 " S p. in. April 1$ 174-ly. D M. GEO. '. JACK30.' a-ir.." tiv SL'SGEDS and AIT CDEUR. Ir. A. lleeves Jackson, liiJ(,iicf, ojrni' of Saraii and i'rar.klia street. STR0UD3BURG, PA. AUCTIONEER, PwialEitita Ajent ar.d Collector. !'jv it notify the public that 1 l i '-!; ':i rt notice p;rso:ial property z z-i it;al i'.-itdi?, ai public or privaie 'Ai st-.r stand ! Tec. 17, 1S7 at Eat ! i. lv. niTirj s. lee, Uj Aliort?y at L.a.v, 1 . '.':! door aVive i-Vircr. Pa. j.Drupti; s4. '.tober '. r r' rii5i.ss. I 3 "w . 7 'Ill LA DELPHI A. Krr.eJjcci rates. 1 Vi per day.Sa HENKY SI'AILV, Prop'r. WILLIAM S. RSE3, Surveyor, Conveyancer and peal Estate Agent. Timber Land3 and Town Lot3 FOR SALE. rc mn rl v Am.,.. 4 - t I DR. J. LAN TZ, r"n ' fzvy & MEHHAVTHAT. nFMTTCT tJ;?T : a" 1 h,; lil!;;rs ndf that bv cigb- ?:ofi!, ; -i pra:M.-e an.J thu if n't Mrnost ail " a. tl,lt . iiL.i. . . . im a i Innftfr i.: V""'iM.' to p.Tt-.riii op-rations ut- .n ;i,e nioit ca.-eful and skillful niau- 9 ."..A. 5f.- V "y'"r"Zlven to ssvin-; tb" Natural Teth; fl;- :..,!r;i Uuuuu,,u$ 'u,tiN aud perfect fits in all J i lln OI Arnr.,... t I rj.ii -wri '".rr lr ?" sanr of ! lM mcxpi lenewl, or to those liv- - ' April 13, 174. tf. jmm an v y Hazier and painter, M0NUOE STREET, ? ?p0Sille Kautz'e Blacksmith Shop, The &TROC088VRO, Pa. !0f"tl,ec i iea VV0U,1 respeci fully in. ,h4t is P? n S,,-o.idsb.,risM,nd vicinity o! );-r H PreP""ed io do all ki.Mls fro,"Mlvni I"', (ilazin? Painting, ?i!lUD ' U, ti.'0rt l,ol,ce. ond i't he faK H lly n hi,,,J a fine htock ol " P'icI "ft f al1 ricrip.ionS and ,t leir,1tlvfi f- pa,rotiage .f the public May 16, 1872. lit fcl s s a R 4 f M K I in... PorM thus Office. SOMETHING NEW ! SHOE MANUFACTORY. Tho undersigned would respectfully piTe notice that they have cstallished at Williains If all buiklin?, cor ner of George aud Monroe streets, iJtroudsburj, Ta., a SHOE MANUFACTORY, for the wakln? of all kinds of Lady's and Gentleniens and Children's Boots and Shoes and Uppers. Particu lar attcutiou paid to CUSTOM WORK. Tcrsons hiivinfc deforniod feet, bunions or corns, or children with weak ankles, or crooked limbs, cau have here of first class materials and at reasonable prices Shois niadti to suit their cases. Ilavins? had a lar?9 experience In New York wo feel coniideiit that we can suit customers as to qualities aud pric. all of our goods both for general and special sale ar warranted to bo as represented Please give us a call, examine our goods and materials consisting of Surges, glaztl French, Mat and French Calf Kid, Ions: grained. P.rush and Pebbled Joat Morocco, French and American Calf and Kip Skins, all of which will be cheerfully hhown to those who may call. Intending to uiakii a first rate wearing article we have nothing to conceal, either in stock or make from the public, but would invite their closest scrutiny. July S, 'To-tf R. E. CIIOMMETT A CO. FAIU1 FOll SALE. The undariicned offers at private sale, his Farm, sit uate in Hamilton township, Monroe County, Pa., near Koss.iril.ivill?, aud 6 niil.-s from Stroudaburj, Couuty scat uf Monroe, containing 75 Acres, about C Acres Timber Land, the balance Improved land lime stone soil, in a Uiii statsuf cultivation. The iml proveuients ar; a i Frame House, containing nine rooms; Barn 32 by 40 jwU' S 5 Si f-.;e; Waiin Sh-d, lM-pen IS by 30 fect.feI3 with Carriage House attached, and all other necessary o'li-biiildijics; a never falling wll of water near the dwttllinf. There is an excellent Orchard of Choice Fruit Trees on tiis farm, consisting of Apple, Peach, Cherry, Plum, Pranks, Crab-apple, several vari- ti-s. Grapes, standard and dwarf ChiTries, ic. ; a Lime Kiln, ami one of the lwst stone quarriss in the valloy. The Kiln has capa city enough to t:iru out one hundred and fifty bush el of li tn-- per day. Tiie crops and stock can be bought with the Farm. Hero is a good chance for a bargain. PLTEil W. SHAFEU. r.issarJsvi'.l?, July 1, 1ST5. tf. LEANDER EMERY, SlASfFACTURKB AUD LEA I. Lit IX ALL iUNTS OF Carrinffs and Eazzics, Two-scatcd Carriages for Livery stables and private Families, Platform Nprin Wagons, of the latest style and for all kinds of use, kept on hand or made to oder. SISGLE-SEATED OASSIAGES, I 5 3 ?t 3 3; ! with top or without top, all styles. i j Delivery and Express Wagons, J of di.T;-rcnt stylts, shipped to order. All work warrant i ed in every particular for one year. I will innke to nr i drr a;iy style of Carriai; or light Bugy that maybe (wanted. None but first class work leaves my shop. I ui-i only first i lj.es stock and employ first rl"a.s work j men, and feci confident that I can give entire satisfue I tion to all who may purchase my work. All orders bv iiiail sfcil rec-ive Dromnt att'iition. lloriing that I iar be abl to furni-.li the citizens of troudsburz and vicinity with any thimj that they may want in my line. Address ail orders to LKANDEP. EMEHV, Marengo, Calhoun County, Michigan. April 12, 1573. ly. G. II. Dreher. E. B. Dreher (2 doors west of the "JefTersonian Ofllce,") ELIZABETH STREET, Stroudsburg, Ia., DREHER & BRO., DEALERS IN XJruvjs, 3Xcdiclncg, Perfumery and Toilet Articles. Paints, OILS, VARNISHES, GLASS k PUTTY. Abdominal Supporters and Shoulder Braces. Seeley's Hard KVIiDCR TSirSSKS Also Hitter's TRUSSES OF VARIOUS PATTERNS. Lamps and Lanterns Burning and Lubricating Oils. Physicians' Prescriptions carefully Coin poutih'd. N JJ. The liiphst Ciifh price paid for OIL of W1NTERG R EEN. ijiay-4tf. Improved CUCUMKEH WM) Pl'M P is the acknow Ufdnvd STAMiAlU of the market, by popular verdict, the best pump for the lea.t money. Attention islnvitea .o Blat' liley's Improvwl Bracket, the Jrop ( heck Valve, which can be withdrawn with I nit disturbing the joints, aud the coppT ! diamher which never cracks, wales or rusts , ind will last a life time. For sale by Jealers and the trade jfcuerally. In order to ue sure tit -it voo irfkL Hl:it. hh'v'8 PuillD. bt careful 2Hiid see that it has uiy trade-mark as alioye. '"ir.,.,. Hnm.t L-nriw it hero to buy. descrtp tive circulars, together with the name and aildrcss of thejatrent nearest you, will be promptly furnished by addrcssinff, with stamp. MAS. (J. BLATCIILEY, Mannfatturer, 606 Comnierca et., Philadelphia, Pa March 4, 1875. 9ui. ClKulCOn ler Day at home Terras free. Ad- d rt G . Sti nson A Co., Portland , Me. Wk P BP, 5 TOlis t f7-2 Februry 4, IS7P. Iy MOODY AND SANKEY. rillLADEPIIIA, iO, 1875. Mi'. Editor: The meetings conducted by Messrs. Moody and Sankey began in Philadelphia on Sunday, November 21st. Although the press has given full reports, to the extent of several columns daily, a letter giving sonic information in regard to the move ment, may not be uninteresting to your readers. Your readers are already familiar with the extensive preparations made preparatory to their coming. During the first week numer ous chauges were rendered necessary, and many improvements were made. A tele graph was put in, connecting the chief usher's stand at the platform with the plat form of the assistant usher in front of the Hall. The wire also connects with a wire leading to the Central Station. 100 police are on duty each evening, and cn Suuday and Thanksgiving-day ISO police were on duty about the building. A corps of ushers, some 70 in number, each even ing have been very efficient, and there has been on no occasion more confusion than there is on an an ordinary occasion iu a larire church congregation. A Iarg3 choir, several hundred in numbers, have excited the admiration of the audience by their thoroughly trained and powerful chorus, as well as by the sweetness of their songs. The class of Christian workers, 300 in number, are entering heartily into the work of the inquiry rooms. The opening morning was a cold, winter morning, the rain pouring in torrents for an hour before the opening of the service. At 8 o'clock, when the doors were closed, there were from eight to nine thousand persons in the audience. In the afternoon, at 4 o'clock, a damp, disgreeable day, an hour beh re the time of beginning the ser vice, the Hull was packed, there being fully twelve thousand people in the audience, and it is estimated twenty thousand persons were turned away unable to obtain admit tance. The morning prayer-meeting, from 8 to y o'clock, was opened in The Cham--bers Presbyterian Church, accommodating some two thousand people, but after three days the number in attendance was so groat that it had to be moved to the Hall. The first morning iu the Hall some six thous and persons were present. On Thanksgiv ing evening the service was announced for 7 o'clock. At 2 o'clock the people began to gather about the building, and by 5 o' clock thousands were waiting to obtain ad mission. At u' o'clock the houjc was crowd ed, fully twelve thousand persons being pre sent, and the doors were closed, shutting out most of the ministers, a large part of the choir, and many representatives of the press. On last Sunday the 8 o'clock ser vice was for Christian workers, admitted by tickets, which were given free to those applying for them. By noon, Saturday, ail the tickets were given out, and many were thus preveutcd from attending. This sermon to Christians was the most impres sive Mr. Moody had so far given. It was on "Love and Sympathy," and many times during the sermon there was hardly a per son iu the vast audience who was not alfec ted to tears. This service closed the special sermons to Christians. For a week he preached, talked to, and exhorted Chris tians to more consecration and earnestness, and the result of the first week's work will be felt during the continuance of the meet ings. Sunday afternoon tho services for the impenitent were begun. At 'J o'clock, an hour before the time of service, the doors were closed, shutting in eleven or twelve thousand women (no men being admitted), and shutting out large numbers who vain ly sought admittance. Such an assemblage was never before in this country gathered under one roof, and the sight of so vast an audience of women, as in rows they stretch ed i'rom side to side to the back end of the Hall was a scene hard to picture. Mr. Moody preached from John, 3d chapter, 7th verse, "Ye must ba born again." It was his first sermon here to those out of Christ, and h was an earnest and effective sermon on regeneration, the necessity for a new birth. He refuted the various cx- cuses, answered the false reasoning, and then boldly stated he could uot reason out regeneration, that it was a revelation, and one could only understand it by accepting the new birth as a God-given gift, a new creation. The sermon was full of beauti ful imagery, touching incidents, pathos, and eloquence, and yet a statement of facts none could question, put in a terse, blunt way, that would make a lasting impression. Mr. Sankey never sang with more sweetness, and as the soft notes of tho Ninety aud Nine passed from row to row, pencrating in their fullue-s and sweetness every corner of the vast audience room, multitudes wept, scarcely knowing why. Mr. Moody reques ted those not Christians wishing to be prayed for to rise. Fully five hundred ac cepted the invitation. Those who arose were requested to go to the inquiry rooms be fore the audience was dismissed, and a wave of people moved toward them from all parts of the house. In the inquiry rooms Messrs. Moody and Sankey, assisted by ministers and Christian workers, were engaged in pointing inquirers to Christ and many who went in weeping penetents went away re joicing in a sense of pardoned sins. At 7i o'clock the service was for men only aud at that hour an audience of ten thousand men, mostly 3'oung men was as sembled. Mr. Moody repeated the sermon of the afternoon with iucreased earnestness and power. He carried with him the hearts of the listeners, and a more attentive anJ fjuiet audience never sat listening to the Gospel. Mr. Sankey ?ang the "Prodigal child" and other most impressive pieces. "When the invitation was given for those not Chris tians wishing to be prayed for toarisa hun dreds stood up, and subsequently went into the inquiry rooms. A nine o'clock meet ing fir young men has boen held every evening in the Arch Street M. E. Church, and the house has been full. So many re quests for prayer are presented every even ing that all who wish canuot be heard, and large numbers, as many as forty in an even ing, of those out of Christ have stood up to be prayed for. These arc afterwards talked with privately, uud many have been hopefully converted. A marked feature of these meetings has been the familiarity with the Scriptures of those taking part in the meetings. Many touching incidents have occurred, and some marked cases of conversion have taken place. For the purpose of keeping this meeting for young men, a father's meeting has been opened at the same hour in the Tabernacle Presbyterian Church, Broad aud Peuu Square, which has been well attended. A women's meeting, conducted by the ladies, is held each morning from 0 to 10 o'clock. Monday morning prayer-meeting was given to requests for prayer and reports of the work. Some fifty or more requests were presented, embracing a large number of all classes and conditions of people. This morning at least 100 requests were presented and to morrow's list embraces full twice as many. Glowing reports were brought iu from all the meetings, as well as by pastors from their churches and from the neighboring towns. On Thursday next a special meeting has been arranged lor 3 o'clock to accommodate elderly persons from a distancs and those unable to attend the night service. On next Sunday morning a meeting for Chris tian workers will be held at S A. M., a meeting at 4 for women uot Christians, ad mittance by ticket, and 7.30 o'clock a meet ing for thos'3 unaccustomed to attending church, admittance also by ticket. The work is assuming proportions far beyond the expectations of the most san guine, and we arc iu the midst of a great revival which we hope will sweep over ail the land. The class of people at the meet ings yesterday afternoon and evening was largely those unaccustomed to church go ing, and the impression made was on this account the more marked. The meetings for this week will be the same as last week, with the exception of the morning, which on and after Thursday will be at 12 o clock instead of 8 o'clock, and as soon as Mr. Moody has recovered from the fatigue of his exhausting work in Brooklyn he will begin an afternoon service. Excursions are arranged for from different parts of the State, and ministers are coming in in large numbers to attend the meetings. No service is held on Saturdays except the meeting at 12 o'clock. T. K. C. A Bewitched Woman. Talking about witch stories, wc have seen nothing to equal the following, condensed from the Mcchanicsburg Journal : Several weeks ago, a Mrs. Ncsbit, living with her husband, in "Warrington township, York count', on the farm of Wm. Ross, Esq., discovered in an old hut adjoining the house, and also in their house, the face of a human being, with large eyes, like balls of fire, moving around from room to room Shortly after, she was stricken with rheumatism, so badly that she could not r ;st in a y position. Suddenly the rheuma tism left, and nightly the strange image visi ted her in bed, and she could then discover in it a naked human being with the same eyes. The form would snatch her with the bed clothes and throw her on the floor, causing her to faint or go into convulsions. These strange actions soon became noised abroad, and one night recently almost the entire neighborhood gathered to witness the apparition. The house was crowded, many persons being unable to get in. The lights were all put out and the woman re tired to rest, with her child in the cradle beside her. About ten o'clock the ghost made its appearance. Although the lady said she could sec a human form, those in the room could only see two largo balls of fire approaching the bed where the lady was. The lady fainted, and several gentle men going to her assistance, the balls of fire moved away from her aud grasped the child in the cradle, but it was also released by the persons standing by, and tho balls disappeared, leaving all very much frigh tened. There is living in the neighbor hood an old gentleman named Dr. Gcnsler, who is famous in his neighborhood for his many cures in witchcraft. He pronounced tho lady bewitched and gave her the fol lowing directions to be implicitly followed : That the next night at a certain hour she was to take a tickle, heat it red hot and pass it several times down over her arm as close as possible without burning herself while he was going over a formula. The directions were followed to the letter and a cure effected. She was also instructed, should any person ask for anything, noth ing of any description should be given. The day following, as expected by the doctor, a woman appeared with her arm burned the entire length and asked for lard to grease her burn, but it was refused. A pin was then asked for, but she was ordered away and told that nothing would be given her, which had the effect of starting her off. The lady was then interrogated and said that several weeks ago this same woman came to her house in the evening aud re quested a night's lodging, but it was re fused )cr. SI19 then rernarked to Mrs. Ncsbitt, "how would you like it if you would net be allowed to rest ?" Mrs. N. replied she did not know and shortly after that she was afilictcd as above stated. Don't Worry. To retain cr recover health, persons should be relieved from all anxiety concern ing disease. The rnird lias power over the body, for a person to think he has a disease will often produce that disease. This we sec effected wnc n the mind i.s intensclv concentrated on the disease of another. It is found in the hospitals that surgeons and physicians who make a specialty of certain diseases are liable to dh of them them selves, and the mental strain ii so great that sometimes people die of diseases which they have only in imagination. We have seen a person seasick in anticipation of a voyage ere reaching the vessel. We have known persons to die of imaginary cancer in the stomach when they had no cancer or any mortal disease. A blindfolded man, slightly pricked in the arm, has fainted and died from believing that lie was bleeding to death. Therefore, well persons, to re main so, should b:; cheerful and happy, aud tick persons should have their attention diverted as much as possible from them selves. It is by their faith that men are saved, aud it is by their f.iith they die. As a man thinketh so U he. If he wills not to die he can often live in spite of disease, and if he has little or no attach ment to lifvi he will slip away as easily as a child will fall asleep. Men live by their souls and not by their bodies. Their bodies have no life of themslvcs, they are only receptacles of life, tenements of their souls ; an d the will has much to do p.i or maintaining the p!iy iical occupancy giviug it up. A New Cereal. A new cereal has been grown in the Stat of Oregon, and thus far no 0113 ha3 been able to classify it, for while it bears a general resemblance to wheat, yet its stalk, mode of growth, and filaments cause it to be taken iov rye or barley by the most 1 experienced farmers. In presenting it to a dozen agricuhrists no two ia succession will agree as to what sort of grain it is. It does not belong to the family of cither wheat, rye or barley. It was discovered in this wise : A farmer living in Tilamook county, Oregon, while out hunting about four years ago, killed several wild geese. On opening one he noticed a pccular grain in the stomach. Its form puzzled him, but, desiring to know what it really was, he planted it iu the spring and raised a bounteous crop from it, and subsequently raised forty bushels on a half acre of land It h; is a most striking appearance 111 the ion heavily bearded hutments, and urooping head. Its mode of growth is also different from any grain with which I am acquaint ed, for from seven to ten stalks grow from one root and attain a height, when ripe, of four and a half or five feet. Tiiev are very thin, compact of a bright straw color, and extremely hard, as if they coutaiued a large amount of silev. How the Old Elan got Square With LTim. At Hardin, Bay county, lives an honest, quaint old gentleman named Trigg, who keeps a grocery store. He was for some reason suspected, by the internal revenue collector at St. Joe, of keeping "crooked" tobacco. One morning a gentlemanly look ing man stepped into his store and said that he was traveling and was out of to bacco. He could ?moke nothing but "pure leaf," and wanted to buy a few pounds ; it would be a great aeconidation, and he must have it. The old man protested that he kept it for his own use, that it was against the law, and that he couldn't sell a pound at any price. The collector I egged so hard, and protested so strongly that no one would ever know it that Trigg "smelt a mice," and finally consented to put up five pounds for him. Mr. Collector pulled out his pock et book and asked the price. "Five hun dred dollars," quietly remarked the old man. "When a revenue officer goes out of his way to induce a man to break the law. iu order to prosecute him, I must have money enough to pay my line." Mr. Col lector lacked $11)0 of having the money, and concluded that he didn't want any leaf tobacco at that price. CarrvUion (JA.) Record. Potash in Wheat. Why is it, says the Practical Parmer, when growing wheat or rye is being struck with rust, that a little plot here and there where stumps, logs or brush have been burned to ashes, will be bright aud free from the attack of rust? Because the growing plants employ potash and feilica not only to give stiffness and rigidity to the straw, but to form, as it were, a glassy coat of mail over the surface of every leof, glome and straw, to fortify the tender and delicate parts against the attacks of spores that are floating iu the atmosphere. We all know how readily substance in the atmosphere are turned away when they come in contact with a glassy surface. Potash and sand are the essential elements of glass. The roots of growing plants have the power to employ the sharpest sand and potash to form a thin, elastic, glossy cover ing, which is spread over the surface to exclude moisture and to repel any attacks of fungus. There are thirty-five churches iu Read ing, with a seating capacity of 28,000. A New Wrinkle. In conversation a few days' since with several enthusiastic Bangor slatcmen wo were told that slate dust had been tried by them us a fertilizer in place of poudrctte or plaster and had been found to produce a crop equal to any where a different means of nourishment had been given the soiL. As we have the assurance of gentlemen of undoubted veracity in this matter we give it full credence. Our intention here is to direct the attention of farmers to this sub ject. If the experiments of our Banp-or" fri nus will "hold out' and slate dust cau be converted into a fertilizer we can ima gine every thrifty farmer going to the s'ate quarries for rubbish to grind up into tho strength giving and restoring dust. Should this be so the rubbish banks that are un sightly as well as unprofitable will melt away and in the end benefit mankind by aiding in tho growth of larger crops. Chief Burgess Jones of Bangor says is the "big giest thing in the universe," and it would uot even surprise us if some inventive genius about Bangor should some day find out that slate could be ground into slate meal and baked into slate bread and picsv Great is slate, and active, wise and energe tic are the men engaged in producing it. Easion Argus. The Epizootic. A New Hampshire journal makes known to the public that speediest way to cure the epizootic and make a horse thoroaghly happy is to give him onions. In proof thereof the case of a Portsmouth horse is cited, which had a severe attack of the disease, and his owner placed half a dozen onions in the crib with his regular food The horse tackled three of the .onions im-: mediately, aud by the time he had swal lowed them began to cough and sneeze and prance about, appearing quite indignant, and refusing to touch the remaining onions. For full five minutes he wept at the nose, and then he was a cured horse. He has not had a cough, a sneeze, nor any symptom of the epizootic since, but he did have the courage to cat the onions remaining iu the crib the next day after the cure. A Useful Book. Every farmer should own a scrap book in which to paste agricultural items. Al most an' man in reading a paper will see things which he will wish to remember. He will perhaps see suggestions, the value of which he will desire to test, or hints which he will want to be governed by iu future operations. And yet, after reading the paper, he will throw it down and prob ably never see it again. In such a case all the valuable articles will be lost. To pre vent such a loss, every reader should clip from the papers such articles as he desires to preserve, and paste them in a book. Such a book, at the end of a year or two, will be interesting and valuable. An old man living in the country called at the office of the gas company in Chicago the other day, having a two-quart pail iu ins hand, and asked : "Is this where they sell gas ?" "Yes, Sir, we can furnish you with gas," replied the clerk. "Uell, said the old man, as he railed the cover off his pail, "I've heered a good deal about gas, and I'll take two quarts along and try it. How much is it a quart?" ncn lie was informed that gas was a. vapor, and the method ot burning, it was explained he signed and said : "Hannah will be awfully disappointed." - - Somerset county furnishes a centenial who retired from the scenes of earth a few; davs ago. Her name was Mrs. Jacob Martz, and she lived in Southampton town ship. The number of graudchildren and great-grandchildren of whom she was oik cestor footed up one hundred and seventy 1 seven. The marriage of this ladv took place in 171)0, and she was in the one hun dred and second year of her age at the tima. cf her death. The steel tire on one of the driving wheel.? of passeuger engine No. 50, attach ed to the early train for Allcnton, Friday morning, when near Oakcs station, Perkio mcn Railroad, burst, aud striking the foot board, near where the engineer stood, broke it into a thousand splinters. The hoop next bounded thirty feet up into the air, and came down in a field more than a huiw Jred yards distant. A Rondout father entered a saloou on Sunday evening with a horsewhip and a lantern in his hands and found his promis ing son engaged in the fertile game of eu chre, lie "went for" the young man, wha immediately went for the door and the pa ternal guardian then sat down, took tho crads aud finished tho game, liondout Free ma a. A Quakertown man has solved Mrs. Iiivermores query: "What shall we do with our daughthers ?" lie has pur chased two washing machines and will take in washing. His wile and seven daughters are to do the work and he will superiuteud the business. A Reading girl has just coughed up a shawl pin which she swallowed a year ago. The pin was an inch and three-quarters, long, and gave her a great deal of trouble, and pain. Chlorate of potash ; a solution of one teaspoon ful iu a pail of water ; cue-fourth of this quantity to be given twice a day to, each horse, will cure the epizootic,