-1 H e Scuotcb to politics, Cttcratuvc, 3gvicnltuvc, Science, illcrnlitij, axxb (Scueral 3utti!igcucc. VOL. 33. STROUUSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., JULY 22, 1875. NO. 8; : '1, n M H , KXI l . I i o w i j a h ti h .a ra , w m y Published by Theodore Schoch. T....,mTw. dollars a year in advance aud if not id before tin' end f the year, two dollars and fifty fX'ts wili l'M-lmr."-l. r- N' ?':M'r dNcontinticd until nil arrearages are . px-ipt at tin' option .ii mi- wuior. VlvertisenieiiH of om- s.piare of (eiiflit lines) i ..' i- Hint! iiK.rrti.njs 1 ."). Kach additional I in- or i' rt'ioi". eeiits. I""'r ,n,'s lu l'roi-ortion. JOZI 1UIXTIXG or ALL KINKS, llt,.,l i,i tin- highest sty l f the Art, and on the 1 must reasonaMo term. jyi. 11. liliUCK JOHNSTONE, Homo3opathic Physician, Kc.-h1ohoo : Benjamin Duncan, Cherry Valley, MOXKOE COUN'TV 1A. My in, is7.:. jyi. .1AZ1S KI UK HUFF, Physician, Surgeon and Accoucheur, Saxi Cut, Wayxk Co., Pa. II r:ises promptly attended, to day or night. Cliares moderate. May '7 "-tf. D U. X. B,. 1'Ut'K, Surgeon Weill 1st. Vi i ..ii tk-s that having just returned from P'lital iil ' Ii i fully prepared to nuke artificial teeth in ri - 1.7 t 1. jiitil'u'l and lif --like maimer, and to till d .t .v r-.-th a. i-onliii to the most improved method. I' !!! --M ra -t.-.l " ii Ii. nit p tin. when desired, l.y the , , 1 1 i U- (ias, which is entirely harmless. I; : iiU"l'"!'i Ui.ids ueutly done. All work waranted. I n!ir re;loii.ii!e. (''!i.- .!.!. Keller's new hrick l.uildin, Main street, .ii-..li 1-l.iir I'a. An-', at '71-tf. Operating and Mechanical Dentist, iiii .mi .--that liiiviii- returned from Ivntal t'oll.- h is 1 " 1 1 i v .r.-e.ir.si to perforin aii operations in the ,l, n;..l line, ia t'iie most cuf' .'fnl and skillful maimer. Teeth -ira i.-l l.y the i:e ..f sas when desirtl. Ail w.uli vv.irr.int d. liarj.-s reasoiiahh-. n:ii v in H.it. Iii.n's l.riek Imildin ;, orer Shot well's s'..re, list S!r..u.l-i.iiru, I'a. A;. iil 22, '7. 1y. PHYSICIAN, O.iifC nearly oppositj Williams' )rw Store. II -i l-ii. e. f irni.-r'.y oee'.ijii.il hy H I.. Widf, eornei" Kinli and Wahrit r-. t, S;r.iid-iiir-', l"a. M,i. h 2; Is".. if. Paysician, Surgaoa and Accoucheur, j 0;:i;-e aul KesicL'nce, Main f5lrect, Stroinl.--lmr;, I'a., in the buiMiii"; formerly oeetiiiitil hv Ir. S -ii. rrom-it attention given tocall.s. C 7 to J a. m. ( hours 1 1 ' '.' p. m. ( ( " t p. in. April 10 1S74-1V. P.'IYSirin, SlTiSEQX AND AlTOlTHEL!!. In the ohl o!liee "f Dr. A. lie eves Jackson, re.-Lleuee, earner of Sarah anl Tranklin .-treet. STROUDSBURG, PA. AUCTIONEER, Rnl Estate Agent and Collector. Th- und 'r-i.'ii.-d les leavo to notify the puMie that 1." is pr.-j. ir.-d i. m-11 at .-.hort notiee p'-rsonal roTty .!' ;;I1 kinds, as well a- Jl.-al K!ate, at public tr privat-- rti. e at Thomas Stt imde's old store stand, at ICast ffoudv.-ar;. I'a. I"c. 17, 1ST4. ly. D Altorjicy at Saii, One lor above the "StrouJsburg House," .S;r'ii.l-'u'irjr, i'a. Collections promptlv tnaJc. Oetolier '21, 1S74. Jiil:: iiolsl:, H0NE3DALE, PA. Most central location of any Hotel in town. II. V. KIPLE & SON, lV.t Main street. Proprietors. January y, 137J. ly. Muiicii.tvrs' iior.se, 413 & 415 X.jrth Third &t.-e,t, PHILADELPHIA. -Reduced rates, 1 75 per day.-a HENRY SPAHN, Prop'r. L. R. Snvdkh, Clerk. Nov. UO, 1S74. Gui. WILLIAM S. REES, Surveyor, Conveyancer and Beal Estate Agent, Farms. Timber Lands and Town Lots FOR SALE. O.Tu-e inear'y opjosite American Houcs an l 'Id J.Kjr liclow the Corner Store. March 2t), l)J7:j.tf. DR. J. LANTZ, SURGEON k MECHANICAL DENTIST. 'ils his o!Uee on Main sti-ei-t, in the s!eond story ' ,S- i'l' ors hriejf huildinv, nestrlv oppo.Mtc the t,'.,r"" ''"'''"n House, a ad he Mater's himself that hy righ 'cii y.-ais eoiistant j.-raetiee iiinl the most -ariiest and 'TWul a!ti-i.:ioii t.j matters pertaining to bis pro inVi""' Uial I'ullv ahlo to jH-rforni all operations in uil- d.-ulal line in the most eareful ami skillful man l:ir. vp.:eial atti'ntii.H vivcii to saving; the Natural Teeth; i m ,a,,lu! iiix riion of Artitieial Teeth on Uul.lx-r, "it. Nlv.-r, or Continuous (iuuis, and perfect fit in all s 's lusiir.-d. Mt persons know the pn-at follv and danger of -n-"istiitfrtln ir workitliviuexiieririic(M,or tollinsv liv at a distanee. April VI, lH.tf. TVOX'T you Know tliat J. Ii. i'lcCarty k Sous are the only Under !akVrs ln StrouJsburg who undeitstand-s their "iiMiiess? If not. attend a Funeral uianaged any other Undertaker in towu, aud you Jsee the proof of the tacU JS74-a' R.MAINONE, Maker, Tuner, Regulator and Repairer OF Pianos, Organs and Melodeons, Parties residing in StrouJshurs and vieinity, wish ing their Instruments thorouglily tuned. reRiiluU-d and reKiirsl at a most reasonable. riee, will j.leasc leave their orders at the Jutlersonian Otlieo. Thos wishinjr to i;ur-hasc 1'i alios or other instrn ineiil.s will find it to theirudvaiitagetoeallon me. Hav ing had a jiraetiide experienef? of over twenty-six years in the imisieal line, I ant .reimrod to furnish the latest and most improved instruments at the lowest IM.ssihle priees. 1 have located myself M.'ruiaiieut!y lere and soliet vmir favors. HENRY D. BUSH, (Successor to 11. F. & II. D. Busli) DEALER IN DRY 00DS & NOTIONS, Shawls, Cloths and Cassimeres, SILKS, DEL AXES, CALICOES, AXD Dress Goods Generally, White Goods, Flannels, Trimmings, and HOSIERY', AND IN SHOUT The usual stock of a iccfl ajijiuiiited DRY GOOD AND NOTION STORE The stock was not purchased at Auction or Bankrupt Sales bat will be so!d at prices satifactory to purchaser-, aud warranted as to quality. CALL AXD SEE. II. D. 1HJSH. Stmu.Mur?. April 30, 1S74. tf. Pttli'is" R EDUCED AT THE orner THE CHEAPEST GOODS IN TOWN. Great bargains are now offered in FxVNCY DRESS GOODS, ALPACAS, VELVETEENS, CLOTI-IS, CASSIMERES, FLANNELS, Ac, all of wliicli liave been marked down 4o PANIC PRICES. CJoods all new and rirht in tyle, but marked down to meet the times. W'v invite all to call and see for themselves. Terms Cash. C. K. ANDRE & Co. dec-ltf Main St., Stroudsbnrg, Pa. G. H. Dreher. E. B. Dreher' piriCEisris: (2 doors west of the "Jeffernonian Office,") ELIZARETII STREET, hlroudsburj?, Pa., . DREHER & BRO., DKALKIW IX Ilrux, 31c'llciiics, Pcrt'uincrj' and Toilet ArJftles. 3?aints, OILS, VARNISHES, CLASS & PUTTY. Abdominal Supporters and Shoulder Rraces. Seeley's Hard Itl TIH'SSi:S Also Ritter's TRUSSES OF VARIOUS PATTERNS. Lamps and LanternsBurning and Lubricating Oils. Physicians' Prescription.- carefully Com pounded. N. R. The hijrheht. Cash price jxtid for OIL of WINTERCREEN. Slore! THROUGHOUT MONROE COUNTY, ABOUT THE Large Assortment OF And Extremely Low Prices AT SIMON FRIEDA THE Mammoth Retailer OF Men's, Boy's '& Children's Gents Furnishing Goods, Trunks & Valises, Umbrellas, &c. Extra Aniioiiiiccinciit TO THE PUBLIC. order to have more room lo display my large stock of Clothing, Gents' Furnishing Goods and Trunks and Valises, I have concluded to qnit the lioot & Shoe business. I there fore offer and will sell my stock of Koots & Shoes at anil below, cost. SIMM FRIED, April 15, 1875. AnU LEANDER EMERY, M ANl FACTl UKl; A-M DEALKU IN ALL KINDS OK Carriages and Eu? Two-seated Carriages fur Livery stables and private Families, riatform Spring Wagons, of the latent hljlcand fr all kiiulnof use, k-ton hand or iiiojIc t otU-r. SINGLE-SEATED CARRIAGES, with top or without top, nil si jk-s. Delivery and Express Wagons, of Jitli-n-nt tylr, shipl toordor. All work warrant 1 in rvr- p:ti'tii'iilar for one vrar. I will mukc to or der any ttyio of Carnai! or lllit liuzsy that uiay Im want"!. Xoih' lt.it fitelasM work leaves hit hliop. 1 use only first elan Htoek nd employ first ela.-s work men, and feel eoutident that I ean jjivc entire satisfae tion to all who may purchase my work. All orders hy mail shall receive prompt attention. Hoping that I mar lc tiMe to furnish the eiticmt of StroiKlshur? and vicinity wli h anv tiling that they mar want In my line. Addies all order to J.KAXMlIt KMI-inV, Marengo, ChIIiouii County, Michigan. April 22, 1S7 . ly. UNDERTAKING. McCAUTV A SONS have on hand the largest nd Wst assortment of COFFINS and TRIMMI1TGS to U' found outside of either city (New York or Philadel phia), Hiid will make this l.rum h or their busiucss a peiality. COFFINS and CASKETS of any shaiieor Myle, can ho furnished at one hour's notice lor shipment, at clianre oj one-iiiira ies muo any shoS in Siroudshurfr. In no case will they charge m.jj'c aljan ten per cent, above uctuul cost. i:.MiJALiii.f; tteri'l'd to in any part of the County jc jiLIe coticc. at me norte?f CLOTHING A Murderous Tree. If you can imagine a pine apple, eight feet high and thick in proportion, resting upou its' base, and denuded of its leaves, you will have a good idea of the trunk of the tree, which,' however, was not the color of an anana, but was a dark, dingy brown, and apparently as hard as iron. From the apex of this fusticated cone (at least two feet in diameter) eight huge leaves sheer to the ground) like doors swing ing back on their hinges. These leaves, which are joined at the top of the trees at regular intervals, were about eleven or twelve feet long, and shaped A ery much like the leaves of an American agava or eeu tury plant. They are two feet through in their thickest part and three feet wide, taper ing to a sharp point that looked very much like a cow's horn, very convex on the outer (but now under) surface and on the under (now upper) surfaces lightly concave. This concave surface was thickly set with strong thorny hooks like those upon the head of a teazle. These leaves, hanging thus limp and lifeless, dead green in color, had in ap pearance the massive strength of oak fiber. The apex of the cone was a round concave figure like a smaller plate set within a large one. This was not a flower but a reccn taclc, and there exuded into it a clear treacly liquid honey, sweet, and possessed of violent intoxicating and soporific proper tics. From underneath the rim (so to speak) of the undermost plate, a scries of long, hairy green tendrils stretched out in every direction toward the horizon. These were seven or eight feet long, and tapering from four inches to half an inch in diame ter, yet they stretched out stiffly as iron rods. Above these (from between the up per and under cup) six white almost trans parent palpi rearing themselves toward the sky, twirling and twisting with a marvel ous incessant motion, yet constantly reach ing upward. Thiu as reeds and frail as quills, apparently, were yet five or six feet tall, and were so constantly and vigorously in motion, with such a subtle, sinuous, si lent throbbing against the air, with their suggestions of serpents flayed, yet dancing on their tails. My observation on the oc casion M'crc suddenly interrupted by the na tives who had been shrieking around the tree with their shrill voices, and chanting what Ilendrick told me were propitiatory hymns to the great tree devil. With still wilder shrieks and chants they now sur rounded one of the women, and urged her with the points of their javilins, until slow ly, and with despairing face, she climbed up the stalk of the tree, and stood on the summit of the cone, the palpi twirling all around her. "Tisk ! Tisk !M (Pi ink ! drink !) cried the men. Stooping she drank of the viscid fluid in the cup, rising instant ly again, with wild frenzy m her face and convulsive cords in her limbs. Tut she did not jump down as she seemed to intend to do. Oh, no ! The atrocious cannibal tree, that had been so inert and dead, came to sudden savage life. The slender, deli cate palpi, with the fury of starved ser pents, and quivered a moment over her head, then a.s if instinct with demoniac in telligence, fastened upon her in sudden coils round and round her neck and arms, and while her awful screams and yet more awful laughter rose wildly to be instantly strang led down again into a gurgling moan, the tendrils one after another, like great green serpents, with brutal energy and infernal rapidity rose, protracted themselves and wrapped her about in fuld after fold, even tightening with cruel swiftness and savage tenacity of anacondas fastened upon their prey. It was the barbarity of the Laocoon without its beauty this strange, horrible murder. And now the great leaves rose slowly and stiffly, like the arms of a der rick, erected themselves in the air, ap proached one another, and closed about the dead and hampered victim with the silent force of a hydraulic press and the ruthless purpose of a thumb screw. A moment more, and while I could sec the basis of these great levers pressing more tightly to ward each other from their interstices, there trickled down the stalk of the tree great streams of the viscid honey like fluid, ming led horribly with the blood and oozing vis cera of the victim. At sight of this the savage hordes around me, yelling uialdy bounded forward, crowded to the tree, clasped it, and, with cups, leaves, hands. and toncrues. each one obtained enough of the liquid to send him mad and frantic. Dr. Jay in the South Australian J'tyistcr. . Work as a Remedy. Dr. Dio Lewis says: "A lady has just left our rooms whose case illustrates an important idea. Ten years ago she was an invalid. Her malady was obstinate, and at the end of a year's treatment a consultation a .1. resulted in the omnicm tliat Her case was cerebro-spinal irritation from which ahe would probably never recover. MX 'ears ago her husband died. II is estate proved insolvent. The wife engaged occupation to support her three In a vear she was well, and has in active children remained so ever since. There are two million dyspeptics in Anier ica. .Nine in ten of them could be curet by work. A wealthy clergyman from a neighboring State assured us that he had spent eight years and thirty thousand dollars in seeking :i iture for his dvspeiwia. He had traveled s everywhere and consulted all sorts of doc tors. We are afraid he will never forgive us for telling him that sir months' hard work would make a well jnan of him. A baby in Warren, four months old, ..., i.m A Good Joke on a Doctor. A few days since a Western city clerk happening to meet a physician of the place, the latter mentioned that he had a small claim against the corporation for attendance upou a cit' patient. He was told to make out his bill, send it in, and it would be paid at the next meeting of the board of Alder men. The clerk happened to complain du ring the interview of being a little under the weather ; the physician took note of his symptoms, and said that upon reaching his office he would write him a prescrip tion that ' would set him to rights, and which he would send by the boy who would briug the bill. The afternoon of the same day a boy called at the clerk's ofiice at the city hall, and left two papers, mention ing who sent them. "All right, said the clerk, glancing at the papers that were thrown upou his desk. '-Now the chirogra phy of most physicians is not very , plain, but that of this particular 31. D. was a cross betweeu the usual medical style and the characters used by Chinese astronomers and laundry men. When the clerk came to examine the two papers he was much puzzled to make out which waa the prescription aud which the bill. Some zig-zag characters thai, appear ed upon one of the papers led him to think it the prescription. He took it to the drug store and hauded it to the clerk, who turn ed it in several directions and then said. "This is from JJr. , is it not ?" Ieing answered in the aflimative he at once be came cheerful, and soon handed the clerk a big powder to be taken at night, and a bot tle of some dark liquid to be taken in the morning. For two days our clerk looked rather pale about the gills, but felt on the whole the medicine had done hiui consid erable good. At the next meeting of the board the doctor's bill was presented, but about all tliat could be made out of it was that it called for 7. It was referred as usual to the proper committee, to be examined aud reported upon at the next regular meeting, when a favorable report was made and 57 was allowed. The next morning the doctor came to the clerk in high dudgeon, and said : "How is it that you cut down my bill ? I see by the papers that the board only allow ed me $7." The clerk said that the bill was allowed just the same as made out, and to prove that it was right hauded it to the irate phy sician. The doctor looked at it for some moments, aud then exclaimed : "May I be hanged if you and the board of aldcrmeu haven't been at work for two weeks on my prescription, and have at la-st allowed me 87 on it." "Yes," cried the now aroused and excit ed clerk, "and may I be hanged if I didn't take your infernal bill to the drug store, and they allowed it there and gave mo a dose that near plryslced nie to death." The best joke was that the druggist's clerk when questioned about making up the prescription, said : "When I get such a looking paper from Dr. , 1 always put up a big powder or calonul and rhu barb, to be followed by the black draught. and this is the first time there has been any fuss about it." The Yankee's Horse. A Yankee who was travelling through Kentucky had a fine horse, and no money. lie had taught the animal to ho down or sit on his haunches when the bridle was pulled pretty hard. Oar traveler saw no way of replenishing his purse but by selling his horse, aud this he resolved to do at the first opportunity. As he was goinir slowly along, he saw a hunter at some distance from the road, whom he rode up to and accosted. In the course ot the conversa tion, he told the latter that he had an invaluable horse to sell horse that would act precisely like a setter when he was in the vicinity ot game. Casting his eves around, at the same time deseovering some fresh rabbit tracks, he gave the bridle a jerk. The docile quadruped immediately laid down. "There are some rabbits here," said the rider: "1 know by his ears." The Kcntuckian, curious to test the reput -ed sagacity of the horse, searched around, aud sure enough, started three or four rab bits. He was greatly surprised; but the Yankee took the affair as a matter of course. To make a long story short, the wonderful horsj changed hands on the spot, o0i be ing the consideration. His new owner mounted him, and with characteristic hos pitality, the Yankee agreed to accompany him home. They soon came to a stream which they had to cross and which was rather deep for horsemen. Judge of the Kentuckian's dismay when, on pulling the bridle in the middle of the river, his steed immediately subsided in the running waters as if he was a hippopotamus. "IIow is this?" he roared out, nothing but his head visible. The Yankee, who was mounted on the hunter's other horse, was not disconcerted in the least, but replied, coolly : "Oh, I forgot to tell you he is as good for fish as he is for rabbits !"' The abundance offish and game in South ern Florida can scarcely lie overstated. During a late surveying expedition three Indians in fifteen days killed thirty-seven deer, and great varieties of the most valu able fish exist in proportionate abundance. Millerstown contains 515 families, Id boarding houses and restaurants, 5 hotels 15 licensed liquor houses, and 2,750 of a population, Stovc3 in Summer. Not only can we not sec the slightest use in taking down the stoves, if that be the way of heating, but we hold that. id country houses there should never be a day in the whole 3-ear in which a fire cannot bo built at a moment's notice. In summer an open fireplace is preferable, to a stove, for there will be but a few weeks in the whole summer in which a little fire i:i the morn ing will not be needed to ventilate the room or to dry it, if not to remove the chill. malarious districts this is of special import- anc-e ; a few sticks will prevent what much quinine may cure, and' be vastly cheaper. So we insist that in the family or living room of every country house there should always be a fire laid in every fire-place, grate or stove, ready to diffuse comfort when needed, even if it be in July or Au gust. But in houses heated by stoves there are several which may come down without detriment, and those which remain in place' should be properly cared for, which brings us at last to taking down the stoves. If the stoves connects by a short, straight piece of pipe directly with the chimney, there will be little trouble in replacing it next fall ; if, instead of this, there arc, as is more commonly the case, several lenths of pipe and nioreor less elbows," then too much precaution cannot be taken. Some hold the theory that a stove pipe once taken donw can never be put up as it was before without . calling in a fitter. Stove pipes make great havoc with domestic patience, but a proper fore sight at the taking down will help greatly to a felicitous putting up. Wherever two5' ends of pipe, whether sections, or elbows," come together, they should be marked,' whether intentionally separated in taking; down or not. If a large pipe is taken down in the fewest possible pieces, some others will separate, and all be in confusion, hence the only safety is to number each joint, that is, whenever the lengths of sections, includ ing elbows, come together, with two num bers, 1-1, 2-2, etc. "Do this before disturb ing the pipe ; chalk will answer, but the marks must be renewed, if blurred by hand ling, before the pipe is put away for the season. Where anthracite coal U burned a simple thumping of the pipe will remove the gathered ashes and dust ; a pipe to a bituminous coal stove will show more de posit, and will need a more thorough clean'-" ing, but in those of wood-stoves, the deposit is often very heavy, and if the pipe is a loug one, of a highly acid and corrosive na ture. If this be not removed when the pipe is taken down now the work of de struction will go on all summer, aud when" it is to be put up in the fall it will often be found completely honeycombed and useless.' Hence a pipe of this kind should have every incrustation upon its interior removed by a thorough thumping and a bunch of twigsV To arrest the corrosion of what deposit re mains, the interior may be covered with" ordinary lime wash or whitewash. Bolli stove aud pipe should be thoroughly black ened before they are put away for the sum mer. The object of blacking a stove is not solely to improve its looks, but it is to cover the surface of the. iron with a coating that will prevent rusting. Aoicrican Ajrlcul turist. Farmers Not Dealers. The following decision by Judge Dibble rendered a few days ago in the Philadel phia Court of Common Pleas, is a matter, of considerable interest to the farmers of the country : "Charles H. Hunsiekcr, of Xorristown, Hon. William Darlington, Wayne Mc Vegan and Thomas II. Speakman, of West Ches ter, recently appeared i:i the Court of Com mon Pleas, before Judge Diddle, a.3 counsel for farmers from Chester, Montgomery anil adjoining counties, who sell produce in the' markets of that city. The authorities' had attempted to levy a tax on the farmers, on the ground that they were dealers. The Judge delivered his opinion involving the. definition of the world "dealer," as applied5 to farmers. Under the act of IS 11 it was sought to impose the mercantile tax upou the farmers. He says that never since the" act was passed has the signification beeif given to it a.s now claimed by the apprais ers. For thirty-four years all those whosor duty it was to enforce it have acquiesced in considering it as having no application to farmers. A 'dealer' is one whose busi ness it i? to buy and sell. He i.s the i:iid! dle man who stands between the producer; and consumer ; his profit i.s not deriVctV from selling the produce of his farm or his factory, but from his skill in knowing when to buy and how to sell the products of others. 'In all enlightened legislation tluv effort is made to bring the producers ami consumers together, and probably nothing" has done more to give a character to our" markets and to promote the health of our' people than the efforts we have always made" to obtain the necessaries of life from those who produce them. The fact that the far mer sometimes accommodates his neigh bors by selling their produce we do not' think affects this question, even if he should receive a small commission for so doing. This may make him an agent, but as he docs not buy it cannot make him a dealer.-' The Court catered a decree fr the Hi v mcrs." Miss Lena Hebb, aged H, and M'issj Cecia Kcibert, aged 17, were killed by lightning on Wednesday last in St, Mary". county, Md. The young ladies were seated near the door of the residence of Walter Hebb, when a tree about ten feet distant waa struck, aud they were iustautly killed. Miss Kcibert wus from Huh iuii.ro ou u iU to Miss IItb!. I i H ' J i.