--. Ocuotei to politics, itcraturc, Agriculture, Science, iilovalitt), anb ;'cueral: Sntelligcuce. 4 1.1 ,mmi VOL. 32. Polished by Theodore Schocli. rati Two dollars a year in adrance and if not T,f . f ,re thR cq'1 of the year, two dollars and fifty f" . will be charffi. Nl, piper discontinued until all arrearages are j exV.ot at the option of the Kditor. 1"t -'- jvf rtisjimnu of one square of (eight lines) or 1C- i thrje insertions 51 50. Each additional iu i:S'ijr. 5 'cnt"- nCT ouc 'n proportion. JO 15 1ULTI. Or ILL KIND, ,l5j iu the highest styl of th Art, and ou the most reasonable terms. 413 & 415 frr'h Third Sstrcct, PHIL A DELPHI A. Kcduccd rate, $1 75 per day.-a HENRY SPAHN, Prop'r. v. 26, 1874. -Cm. ' DR. J.LANTZ, SURGEON & MECHANICAL DENTIST. s.i'l ha 1.! olfico on Main street, in the second story ft.', V Walton' bri.k building, nearly opposite the v- U'i,')J- H-mj.:, and lie llaU-rs hlmsolf that by eih V'n r.-lr.i c'iiiai:t practice and the roost carnrst and ' -.jl att iitK'n to all matters rnTtaininij to his pro 'Vi'jii tlial h full' kle to perforin, ail orrti.s .'l'i denial liac in tJC "lost careful and itillful iaan- """'dal ;i:t.Milton Riven to satin the Natural Toc-th ; li. tii in-irti'in of Artifiiial Terth on Iluhber. s;;,fr". or Continuous Uuio., and perfect its in all 1 '"jut pTi'iis know the srfat Mly and danger of eft ,. . -u' iivir wrk to the inexptrinced. or to those lir f'.'.a; a'jManen. ' April 13, lS74.-tf. 1) U. S. S PECK, Stugeon DeulKt. ias.T.irc?'! that having Jut returned from Dental ( h i fully prepared to make artificial teeth in f -jjt Kautii'ul una life-like manner, ud to fill de .Irri ft!i i'-cordinj to the most improved methd. t-!- Ii "xira -t d without piia, whin desired, by the ,., 'if Nitrous Oxide tias. which ia entirely harmless. ".ir';azof all kinds neatly done. All work warauied. : .1. (. Keller's new brick buildine. Main street, irJua.-Uurs, Pa. Aug. 31 '71-tf. 'WILLIAM S. REES, Surveyor, Conveyancer and Real Estate Agent. Farms, Timber Lands and Tovra Lots FOR SALE. (jj.ee mearly opposite American Ilouea iTiJ :. d'K.r bel'ow the Corner irtore. Marcli 20, lS7o-tf. D ;:. Howard imtti:kso., Pnysicin, Sargeon and Accoucheur, OCiv e nn-1 Residence, Main street. Stroud kr in the buildinff lormerlv occupied ! bv Ir. 5.ip. Prompt attention given to call, j ( 7 to 9 a. ni. OEre hours 1 " 3 p. m. j 6 " 8 p. m. April 16 1374-ly. JU. GEO. Y. JACKSOX PLTSICIAX, SURGEON AND ACCOUCHEUR. ! In t!;e old office of Dr. A. Reeves Jackson, K-iJvnce, corner of Sarah and Franklin street. STROUDSBURG, PA. An-.iu S,'72-tf 3 L ll I V V. II OTLL. 'ii'.e pub.-'jriber would inform the public tlutt ht U-aseJ the house formally kept by Jacob Kn-vii!, in the Borough of Stroudbtirg, Pa.. iiivin repainted and refurnished the fame, ' ;Tfre to entertain all who my jatronize Li.n. It is the aim of tb.e proprietor, to furn ih ,ii-ri'jr acorn modations at moderate rates J will xpare no pains to promote t he com- t of the g ie-t-. A liberal share of public 'tr-nr(re soiicited. 17, '72-tf D. L. PISLK. nio puiksojv, AUCTIONSER, Real Estate Aent and Collector. Tie l-T-i-nM V?j l..av(? ta no'-ifr the public that '! rr-:,i;.red t . i -U sr short notice personal irornrrty kuu, m wcii as R-.-al lilt.', p'-i'dic or private dfr -; t Thomai :inple' old store taiid. at East ruuy.turg. I'. L-c. 17, 14. ly. Divii s. Attorney at Itw . Out i..or above the "Stroudaburg House," Siraudsbur, Pa. Collac-tiur.s prtinptlv made. October 22. 174. Jfii'Li: norsi:, HONESDALE, PA. Mo.-t central bcatiou of any Hotel in town. n: w. kivu: & f?ox, IVoprictcrs. January 0, 1S73. lv DVT roiecirr tlial wlien you want any tiling in the Furniture or 'J'-nainental lino that Mt:(.'arty & Sons in the JiJ IVll.Av.sMIall, Main street, tftroudsburg, 1 is t'io. place to get it. June ,'74-tf Dwr sou Miou that -J ii. McCarty k .Sons are the only Urxler prs in iStrou.lsburg who understands their sino.-ss 't If not. attend a Funeral managed ''yy other Undortuker in town, and you 'J sec the proof of the fact. June 18.'74-tF A. uoc 0CKAFKLLOW, DEALER IK ady-Madc Uolliing, Gents Fur nishiisg Goods, Hats & Caps, Coots & Shoes, &c. r ; ZAST. XTRQUDZBUno; PA. I . iNartleDVpot.tV'; 'I .', public are invitod to call and examine - Pri-F roffg. May V?-tf TATEMEXT or Receipts and Expenditures OP MONROE COUNTY, FOR 1874. JONAS ALTLViUS, Treasurer of llie Coun ty of Monroe, in account with wiid Cotinty, for Kecfipts and KxjK?nditurcs, for the year" end ing January 4th, 1S75. DR. County TrenMirer received on Duplicatea for 1871 $ 490 67 ii 1872 1008 42 1S73 4204 61 1874 S109 CI S1S909 31 State Tax, ree'd on Dupli cate for . 1S72; 10 46 " "V " 1873 85 53 " 1874 100 64 State Tax, Stroudsbnrg B'k2 44 02$ 440 70 Loan of Stroud.burg Bank 500 00 lledemption on Unseated Lands : 1C2 45 " " Seated 50 71$ 219 16 County T:tr,Un.'ed lands 1473 29 " Sonted " 135 3S $ 1603 C7 liondTux.Uns'ted lands 2311 22 " Seated " 9G29 Sjecial Road, Cns'td 347 93 Seated " 7 5S $ 2793 02 School Tax, Uns'ld " 1823 13 Seated " 20S 07$ 2031 20 Build'g" UtiA'td 4 622 64 " Seated " 10 48$ 633 12 Dountv" Uns'td S3 49 " " Seated " 72 90$ 126 39 I'oor " ' " 21 09 To balance 123 74 $22,400 40 Dy payments a follow, viz: State Treasurer, on account of State Tax, Fd Juror $251132 $16S0 22 Constables 2i7 79 Flection 841 51 AMcwora 577 64$ 4221 26 Simpson Fetherman, late Trea.-iir-r A.O.Greenwald, pri't'g 501 13 T. Schoch, 44 359 75 P,rilge Views 17 25 ltunnin Township lines 53 96 Inquisit'n on dead lodies71 72 IJoardingJirirfoneM 2:)U 21 liedemption of land 157 41 Fox i Wild Cat scalps 106 45 Interest on Co'y Bond 231 43 Stroudsbtirg Bank, Com missioners Note 500 00 County Institute 189 35 John Kern, boarding Jurors 112 00 Refunding on Tax Du plicates 46 54 Witnesses iu C't Case 573 26 Fuel Tor Co. buildings 113 40 Fxpressage 1 25 Stationery, Books, Ac 122 57 Jury Commissioners 19 73 Cleaning county offices 8 00 Kepair to County builJ- ing 2-8 35 ( has. Henry, late Sherifl' 56 25 " " couveving Prisoners ' 107 00 Merchandize 43 32 201 20 $SC0 SS it ( It $SS2 43 ii $1540 SO u n a a i. Seakt Press, Prot'y efficc 17 25 Clerk of Sessions 1 BoarJinc Albert lleiney in Asvluta 163 80$ 742 43 i Ciixn'ncrs Counsel 50 00 C. Burnett, collecting 50 00 District Attorney 03 CO County Commissioners 70S 7S Court Crier, 139 "J5 Coinmissiontrs Clerk 16'J 73 Tip Staff 51 00 County Auditor",' 60 00 $ 1354 70 John Brown, auditing Kc pifter and Bocordvr's and I'rothantory's account 7 50 M. II.Dreher, making In dex, Co. Treas'rs docket 20 00 M. II. Dreher, ebtimated valuation, Monroe Co. 25 00 Peter Merwir.r. 8 00 Jonas Altiinus, ad'tising 37 50 MicelIaneous 6 65 Gid. Burrett, juds'nt 2076 70 $2123 85 ERIDUM. Bes-ca Smith field Phillips' Kunkletown ISartonKTille Iloweys PerryPrice' Marshall Cretk Tobybanm Bell'a Pencil' Slate Quarrr Buttermilk Fall . Ilenryville Bridge IVnnersrille Stoddartsville . Jluwk - ' Wire Creek Bridge Bansbury' Krcsgeville Lor.g Pond Bushkill St:inhop Heller'- Sullivan Stony Kim Jchabod Price' Stokes' i,H-ono Wallace' (Iron) . Brodhead' 123 41 18 22 403 51 28 45 PJ 75 2 00 13 57 22 59 83 83 13 17 191 43 232 06 185 73 364 44 7 50- $1719 CG S HO 16 25 10 30 1 72 3 00 2 50 1 65 3 70 1 00 b 1)0 20 05 13 62 61 47' 76 31 140 03 250 33 $665 88 Road Tax on Seated and Unseated lands. Barrett, Coolbatigh Chestnuthill Jackson . ' Middle Smithfield Paradise . Polk Price -Pocono SrpithuhJ Stroud . . Tobvhanna ; Tunkhannock 213 18 . 1317 00 25 00 IS 49 71 24 83 32 61 . 57 90 26 69 - - " 11 SO . -17t3 C23 05 192 79$ 2632 77 School Tar on Seated and Unseated lands. Barretts z r: Coolbaugh -Fldred ,-,?-. ; Jfarnillo,- . ... Jack6n h- - e" Middle Smi'leM P;'.r3liC 190 10- ' -. - - .. - 1062 00 . - . .23 58 21 7S ; 77 57" 32 43 STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., FEBRUARY Polk 36 72 Pocono 32 34 Price 80 10 Smitbfield 33 02 Stroud 30 21 Tobvhanna 497 37 Tunkhannock 322 SS $ 2648 70 Bounty Tax on Seated and Unseated lands. Hamilton 13 80 S roud 70 29 $84 09 By receiving $22,232 G6 at 2J per t. 557 06 " paying out 21,316 43 at 2J per ct. 532 91 $22,400 40 By balance $123 74 Examined, pasacd and allowed by Ui thin 4th day of January, 1875. E. II. HELLER, ) J. K. SNYDER, V Auditors. G. D. SHANNON, j 8TATEilENTihowlngtho indebtedness of the Coun ty of Monroe. Outtandinj; Honda, M Checks, AswesM. County tax due by collector, Stato " " " Bnlanep due by Peter Merwlne, lato bheriir, Asactls over llabillilun. 354.". 00 90 G 3644 C9 433 41 140 37 3 20-8 IS J22 43 JONAS ALTIMl'fi, Treasurer of the County of Monroe in account with said county on Militia fines for the year ending January 4th, 1875. Amount received oa Duplicate for year, 1871 From S. Fetherman, late Troaj Balance due, cn. Paid N". S. Brittato, " Jatuos Kintz. " n.-fuiidingChecV, Commissions on receiving 5153,41 at 2Vi per cent. " " .ayin? out $58,33 at 2$ per cent. Balance due, 60 953 94 07 28 09 20 V4 10 03 356 1 4.5 t 67 S 15S 41 15S41 Kxaminl pawed and allowed by us this 4th day of January 1370. E. H. IIF.1.LKR. . (J. I. SHANNON, V Auditors. J. E. SNYDER, j JONAS ALTIMl'S, Treasurer of the Cuunty of Jfonr. In account with said county on Do Tazos, for the year endiu; January4tht 1S75. DR. Amount of taxes received on Dupli cates for 1373 " " 1473 Received from Simon Mreri, Duplleatc for 1374, To balance, CR. I'aid Cheeks, Cuinnii.4sion on ?H2 0? at 5 perceut n oo 29 50 13 00 CO 58 17 24 132 22 139 32 7 10 139 32 Exanin d paMt-d and allowed by ua this 4th day of Januarv 1S5. E. TT. HEU.KR. ) li. I. SHANNON, Auditors. J. E. SNYDER, J J STATEMENT showin Duplicatea. balance due by Collator on COUNTY TAX. 1S70 John Vanwhy, Biiiithnid, 113 43 fill 210 4f 119 76 25 85 CSS 67 4.'0 :9 82 02 S3 19 234 CI 10 00 7S 21 c.a 23 6o'J 44 21 60 248 03 iii'J (17 &S1 15 , 1 12 65 271 54 107 TO 78 27 3'JC f.5 72 'J8 ?' 84 27t 41 716 'Jj 760 04 K,S 78 M 13 1S71 Wm. r"Nal. Jauu-s Wiljn, jr. 1S72 Samuel Onwcr, 1S73 Anson Heller, Charles Sinyer, J'rancU Keller, J?.oob S-.-rfass, Adam Corrrll, John Ktcu r, 1ST Daid Trice, Amandin Siitipp, Charles W. TrauaUO, P. Ri taMIow, Jutii'ph T'"cl, Chn-. H. Sliafer, Thuniiik ErautK, Morris Yauaukirn, Stimu-.d Hil rrrt, Thomas V.. Stiively, Jacob Sirfas, Joiah 11. Snow, Jacob N"whart, Martiu Yelter, Wm. Mosteller, " John KiK-jnT. Henry Eschecbach, Gcorgs L. Alleuiose, Hamilton, I'aradiss. CKilb.iuih, llamitton, Poeono, 1'aradLv!, I'oiit, Rs, Stroudxburg, llv.rruU, Chrstuuthiil, CooPiaiigh, Kist Stroudburg, Eldr.-d, Hamilton, Jackson. M. Siiiithficld, Paradise, Porouo, Polk, Price, Ross, Smith field, Stroud, fst roudsburg, Tobyhnnna, Tuukhanooek, S3 123 11 STATE TAX. Smithnel.L 170 Johu Vanwhv, lsTi " 172 James Wilson, jr. 1(473 David Pri e, Anon Heller, Francis Keller, H74 David Price. Chas. W. Transne, Amandus Phupp, P. Rock aft How. Jos-J.h Tvl, Charles B. Shafer. Morris Vanauken, Thomaa E. v":hively, Jacob Scrfass, Mariin Ye iter, Milliam Mosteller, John Keeuer, Jacob Newbart, 8 9? 13 71 3 43 MSS 12 S5 7 09 4 80 2 25 t.O lo CO 6 05 15 50 Colbaugh, Barrett. Hamilton, Paradise, Barrett, Coolbaitch. ChestnuhiU, ICast Struudaburg, Eld red. Hamilton, M. Smithfield, poeouo, Poik. Smithfield. Stroud, Slroudaburf, Ross, 2 20 40 1 till 60 ? 00 21 13 1 70 1140 57 MILITIA TAX. 1?7I Vi!liam MeNeal, Jnmcs Wilsoti.jr. John Vanwhv, Amzi Yauauken, 1872 Juines Wilson, jr. James Ci. Kiutccr, Hamilton, l'aradih. Smithfield. M. SniithCtlJ, Coolbausrh, Sinilbneld, 30 !S0 13 00 24 r0 37 50 fi .r.0 . .2 98 $111 'J3 POO TAX. 170 John Vanwhy, Smithfield, 1S71 " Amzi Vanaukon, M. Smithfield, 1J74 Horace Vanauk.cn, , iUrtiu Yetter. Smitlifild, Amount du by Simon Myers, former Treasur J9 50 13 W 1 : 47 00 3 50 as per setllouient of his account for the year, 1S07 r. 12 02 5'J7 52 COM MISS ION FJtS of Monroe County in account with said county, for tho year ending January 6, IS 75. Pfter S. KdiS'JER, Db. S2SS IS Dr. JC22 00 Dr. To cash, per Cheeks, By 102 days at $2 50 " 779 miies at cents 2S6 1 2.r5 00 . 31 1!- Cr. Jacob ruauLE, 1 cash, per Checks By fctirfars at 2 50 "' 071 mllei at 1 cents Ralaue f332 00 221 25 3.1 H 7101 Dk. To IsbbC Saki.'el. Posted, To cash. ter C1n.cs.. 229 22 , , Bv 79VJdsvsatS2 50 . 3133 3 "' 744 udka at 4 celits 2S S4 $229 22 ITxaininod. pais.-d and allowad hf us this Cth day of January, 1S75. - ' - . .E. Jl.1IEM.Elt, ) - i. I. SH ANNON, V Auditors. J. E. SSYDEB, j - . ( HArtf.rS 1IHNBV. Sheriff, In account with the ouuty of Mouro fur iui year eudluj Jan. ICth, 1975. ; r . -PH.. .. -lI . , To Jury fund reco'd during tba year 24 M , To Branca due W S'i-I 109 SO , . , CR. - ' By Aiimmonist 33 Jurora, 100 SO . - " By C"t ia Comioowralth Casai, - 7 40 By advi-rtUlug General Lloctloo, 1 005 ' 109 30 -By halanc ia, , - - ' 13 30 : Ex ami ih4 paMod and allowed hy us thUCUiday of Januarv 1S75. ' - . :. . . t E.H. HEELER. Y - G, D. SHANNON, V Auditors. j j.. SSyIL-R j L Can you tell why.it is tht when any ; oonmnin to MrrMj.ifvTmr to lmy r ijri'Lr, tuny ai- Atmost an Adventure. The first time I visited - England, tinder the influence of a few days' impressions I wrote to a friend; "England ia a picture of happiness and a dream of beauty. . All her meadows are green, all her window curtains are white, all her mutton-chops are tender, all her chambermaids are beauti ful. The idea of a war witli such' a coun try is simply absurd.1 As I continued my walk along the crowded Strand, a low pleasant voice, al most in my ear, said, "Don't look behind, sir." ' - - -If anything was likely to make me look behind, it was just that. But I did'nt. - I kept m course without turning my head. Presently again : "If you want some, very fine cijfars, very cheep, follow me." - I did want some very fine cigars, and though I wa3 bearer of dispatches their be ing very cheap was. no objection. I also wanted another thing, as the reader no doubt has begun to suspect. M' excuse is, I was a great deal younger then thnn I am now, In a few moments a square-shouldered, decently-dressed man passed before me and crossed the street : so did I. Presently he turned a corner , so did I. He crossed again : so did I. He walked onward a considerable distance : so did I. He entered a narrow dark alley : so did I. After a variety of turnings and windings toward the very worst part of the town, through a region of srjuaild misery and pestilential air, he turned Into a gin palace ; so did I. There were a number of rowdy lookiug ladies and gentlemen with red noses stand ing at the counter, but no notice was taken of us. My silent pilot, always without turning his head, crossed the gin palace and passed out of it In the rear, made his way rapidly along a gloom)', solitary court, entered a dirty, dismal-looking, unfurnish ed room, and out of that into another : so did I. We were now in a small dark chamber, with only one wiudow, about two feet sipuarc and ten or twelve feet from the floor, so that nobody could look in or out. Strange as it may seem, not till this moment did I think what a foolish thing I was doin:r. "Now, .sir 1" said my new friend, who, as I found when he turned his head,- was anything but a handsome fellow. He un locked a large closet crammed with an ample provision of cigar-boxes. "Just look at them cigars ! They're the best in the whole world, and at the lowest prices. Seven and a half pounds. Seven pounds. Six pounds. Ye can't get them cigars anywhere in the whole United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland without paying twice as much. Mr. So-and-so" (naming a son of one of the leading members of the British House of Com mons) "has just bought for fifty pounds." "Fifty pounds !'' exclaimed I. "My good fellow, I don't want fifty pounds' worth of cigars. I am going iu a few days where I can get cigars as cheap as these. I'll take a hundred, or, if you like, two hundred, but I sha'n't take any more." The man looked at me with a very curious expression on his bad, ugly face, and pressed his lips hard together like one who has difficulty to control a tierce gust of passion. Then he answered : "Ye don't think I brought ye here, and exposed my self and my den to ye (for, ye must know, we're smugglers, only to sell yc a sdiillin's worth of cigars, do ye ? If ye'er a gentle man, as " 1 supposed ve was, ve'll take enough to pay for trouple and rbk. There was a pause. "If ye don't like cigars," said he, "per haps ye'll take some other goods." As he spoke, with a sudden energetic movement he threw open a trapdoor at my rfect. 1 looked into it. Black ius midnight. A most cheerful object under the circum stances, lie stepped down and instantly rose again with an armful of .articles. " Camel-hair shawls," said he ''real cashmere "India shawls, both sides alike. Brussels lace, velvets, jewelry. Ye can sell anyV them articles for three times what 1 charge. - . r "Magnificent !" exclaimed I with affected admiration, for I was not contemplating the elegant articles, but iny own elegant position. I erceived 1 was not only in a smuggler's den, but in a robber's ' cave. Not only robbery, but murder was written in every lineament of the ruffian's face and fiouuded in every tone of his voice. What wus I to do? - - Whatever 1 did must lie donc-ijuicklyj While -lie arranged the wares for uiv , inspectiou 1 measured his proportions. He was far more than a match for me. BosidcsJiad 1 bocn Uon enough and bold enough to spring-upon hiut or to attempt to knock him down that trap door with any chance of success, a cry or whistle would iw doubt bring to his . us.sutuuca ac complices as irresistible if not as numerous as tlic.army of Roderick JMm; and even a bearer of despatches in that case would be handled rather roughly. I taw but one course, end that doubtful 'and dangerous, but the only one my imprudence had 'left va(K r: ' ' " - ""Well, old felhiw,; said I with a familiar air, "I tell you what, neh a chance d6es uut coruel?vcry day. ""Ifyoini give me out of thoai.it articles cheap' enough' to make a real profit, I'll take something."- - : '"" li0i' said he, uyc thall'liave 'em ; just as cheap as dirt ; only yo laust.iiay . before yo leave the room." ' 3.. v.; " tJ'WelU' .wiicl J, ."lct.us .fcee if we can Ktrikfi t bargain... Unfold that shawl ; hold it up so that 1 cuu nee it." lie bl! the f-hawl broadly up -w-jtb Nh 11, 1875 hands, his face and half his body bidden behind it. . ". ; , - . ?.-'Z '-"J "Splendid 1" said' I. "Hold it higher. Farther back so that the light can fal ou it. Now, what's the damge ?" - "It's worth three hundred pounds, I give ye the honor of a gentlemen. Ye shall have it for fifty pounds." "Hold it" a little farther back," said I. It's worth the money, and I'll tell you what I'll take : I'll take my leave " I dashed to the door. By the mercy of God ifwils not locked. I slammed it to after me and flew on my way. Not Byron's steod, the .'Tartar of the Ukraine - breed," with Mazeppa on his back; not Camilla skipping o'er the unbending corn, got over the ground much faster than I as I leaped across that gloomy court, Jjurst, into the gin palace, and out of it again, and winged my breathless and inglorious flight away from my . pursuer, whose tread I could hear approaching nearer and nearer behind me. By what heavenly instinct, by what unseen guidance, I threaded that dark, filthy, and not very nice smelling labyrinth of turnings and windings I know not, but I did thread it, and suddenly found myself in one of the open, respectable streets. The tread of my pursuer ceased : I was safe. -LippiaQotCs Magazine. - , - Making Bread, . In the first place the flour must be of first-rate quality ; second-rate flour will never make excellent bread. Then the yeast must be fresh and frothy, and last but not least, the exact degree of fermenta tion must be attained when the loaft is put in the oven, and the heat of the oven must also be exactly of the right temperature not so hot as to brown it directly, and give it a burned appearance ; nor so cool as to make it rise too slowly, and prcaeut a pas try, half-baked aspect. All these tilings cannot be taught by receipt but must be learned by "experience and the exercise of due-judgment. Bread, to be of an even texture, and without deep holes, should be kneaded at least three quarters of an hour before it is put into the pans, and then should remain - in a warm place until it rises up light and spongy and cracks on the sides aud toi the least bit. 1 he best rule 1 know 01 lor makmg first rate flour iuto bread, is to make a sponge by taking four quarts of sifted flour, one cup of sweet, light yeast, a tablespoouful of salt and one quart of warm water, not too hot but just about as warm as milk fresh from the cow. Stir this thoroughly together by putting the flour into the bread pan, making a hole in the middle of it, turning in the water, stirring it a little, and then add the yeast. Mix this in by stirring slowly until there are ' uo lumps in it. Sprinkle flour over it, cover with a pan and place in a cool pantry or closet for the night, in summer, aud nour the stove in winter. Early nest morning adr enough flour to mix it into a dough that will mould soft and light. If too much flour is added it will nxike the bread stiiT and crumbly and hard to knead. Two quarts of flour and one pint of warm- water will make a soft dough. Knead it iu the pan for at least fifteen, minutes ; then sot it away for a while until it iisus up well. Knead on the moulding beard now fur at least half an hour, taking great care not to add much flour in the kneading, as it cannot be raised enough to make it light before the loaves are ready for the oven, and hence it will be soggy and clammy, and make the bread so. One fertile source of non-success in bread-making couk-s from the adding of i flour when kneading the . bread after the first kneading. Sprinkle just a little on the board ta keep the dough from clinging to it, aud flour the hands very lightly. There is a great difference in flour as the quantity of wetting requiring to make it into dough of the proper consistency, so that no exact rule for water or milk can be given ; but the dough should be as moist as it is pos sible to work' it up into loaves. All enke inakers know that too much flour will spoil their cake, aud in the same way too much flour will alwa3's make bread stiff aud hard. Throw a little sprinkling of flour into tho oven to test its heat- If it burns quick ly, the oven is too hot to bake well, and it sliould be cooled dowu a little. If it browns slowly but surely, it is jut right, but if it hardly colors, it needs more fire before you bake the bread. Too much heat over the loaf will bake the top too quickly, however, and leave a clammy spot in the center ; tho oven needs to equal!)' heated. In the morn ing. as" soon as a fire is kindled, the bread must be " attended to, and a little of the risen spongC, baked in '.geni ans': cr muffin.- ring, will never come amiss ou the breukfast table. - , After breakfast, the bread must be looked at and kept in mind until it u well baked, and, the smoking loves are turned up against a towel on the kitchen dresser to cool off. G-ood bread can only be obtained by con stant watchfulness." It coiiiiot be left to itself while " the baby, is dressed, or the breukfast - d'hes" washed or the chamber work 'at tended to; it mu-t be oKlhe first imprortanco in the day's work. Ami it is ui this account that so many housewives fail utterly in its inunutactute. If it has risen beyond the exact degree of fcriuenta tionno saJcivitus or soda c;m. ever make it as good aguiu ; yet they must be added to make it in the least degree palatable. For three loa:ef pf..breadL take two level tea spVienfuU of salcratus, tunvbot, water on it, and let it' boil a ' moment oi'i! 'the stove, tu dissolve it thoroughly," anotii "of vel bwidi siihststti;e ruiur-broad utterly. ".'Add this liquid, turning Kiu Un .euuter.ot; the bread pau, and kneading, it very thoroughly for at !? fvfjUT ui't'i ;"it need: alui't a 9? O 4 . "5 e.' rmwmi1 lnMwlyglUl..la-A;Bat.tauMS.'wu.ssa much, moulding wlien aikalr ; is ' ad -lad when prepariug it for 4iie, baking tins. .Evil with the. great :aro you wied not k'i!o either-the sponge ojh the. ttough to :boyccj too sour.'? ;. j ts: ' - - , - -. FOOLING A CAR .DKIVJ&. ' .The other. nig!it,ns1. the "last csr", a3 turning arsund,, two youngs men, ,wh ta i fixed " up a .straw mm iu.a goodf a-fp'i, helped him nboifd end" seated him' at tfca end furthest from the dnref.'? 3THe "d'in my' man had his liat pulled : low, Lis - arxj dowu,: and 'was braced up pjrarbst "the e.vi of the car that 'he" 'ooki'd as .jzuf-h'a p scnirer as anv one. .The.r moved' c5.f- ter awhile, and. as it turned into - Mioh avenue an old lady got aU&xd. - -She c i : .. r her tare, tne two young mc-iv looowed suit, and the car moved, on agcin, j driver keep ing his eye on the "dummy", and wonder ing if he was going to. try, to beat hii Lre. At First street the driver "jingled hii bolt for faro, and the' two young m-.-n arid LVj old woman looked over r.t the stravr ;rr.;n. The car moved up to Third s'trc'' a'rri t:3 driver "looked" through the ' wiodow isi yelled "Fare," and jingled -- the bell nrtin. Thero being no response he opened t'u-3 door and called out to the straw man : "Say, vou ! You- waut to pav -ycur fire?" ; - . Thore was no answer, ani &f;er half a black he shouted cut again ; "You man, there vrtlk v.n hi.12 ra your fare !' One of tho men sat opposite the "l lrC' my," and he squeaked out in feny:5 "Drive on the old hoarse !" "'"' "What; What.V that?" shcul-.-d tr.o driver, pushing the door der open. " "Oh ! hire a hall was the reply. ' "See here, mister, vuu've got : to ry your fare or get off!" cacldioci thu driver, winding the lines around the brake. ' Grashus mo : If there's gt iiu' to be i flght let me off!" shouted the old hay,.9nd she rushed down the car .and rzii a clsa jump from the door. ' ' ' ' " "Now. then, are vou going to rif vr fare ?" said the 'driver", cs" iro' entered the car. ' '" "Pav be hanged," was the ix-iitCcredr:- I ply. . - "You'd better louk out for him ; he ii ! ugly i" wLi.iered the voung man to lbs driver. "I dou't care if ho.3 as ugly 'uz Jj-j. Jacob Aslor ; he's got to jay Ins iare cr he goes !" The driver slid down to tLe end eft'-3 car, spit on his hands, and continued : "CoiTje, now cut w; you go ! There was no reply, no movemer.t ; spitting on Ills hands again he cu " ell, here vou come : ai;u "dummy" bv the shoulders. IT,. u:3 was to jerk the "follow" out of doors, ar.d expecting a struggle he put frth ail bis energy in a mighty effort. It. was ve:y , l 'Pi.. , .i..;,. . ... l , car heels over head, with the straw man on top of him, and the young men isated off the front end of the car just as the vic tim was trying . to get Lis tkaro in t'-s straw man's eye. Detroit Free JJi e:s. . , A Go.sipipa; Mile Den, Twelve gossiping men will sit dc-wn to gether about a store stove and, like a ht of uisssecting physicians, lay out and liberal ly pick some absent one to pieces. Ona cf thtiu will , go out, wbon, just as Le.c'.osas the store door, the cieveu will . piueecd to dissect his pr.'-ate cliaracter. .. Aiiur a while another will step out, whtu the .ten will walk through their former compitrbs in slanderj leaving his character in ahcUt the' same condition as a ch;Vp who was th:t through a brush lence. Another one, per haps, thinks H i-) time, to go horue, vh;n he, too, will soon be perforated, aud, tra duced bv the. remaining nine. J Nv; ruber tight soon droops ls oil when. :das f.r rarity of huuiaji charity ! If a should drop in as hs left, and take the va cated chair, ho would sbou get up and bvj it, feeling, that he." Wa iollnfing" his f ;ria by occupying the .eat lately us. d by eu.':; a villian. -.Number six and swen pesa:b!y may go out togetJier. If, j-cit hauoe, t'h:-y should ste:d . croai-d x the . iutk wind;- and listen, -tuey would both gc . rv . . spectable . distil nee fr- haig closely to theu- ' respective p-..cK el be-' ana watcnes. .vum.er live, four ani i:. get tired out ant! start fi r thc-ir hr: when number two and one have the who!? field to themselves;' They are in i:b man ner behind their former compauior3 in slandering their former' frien ds." Fi3.i'iv( as the two reniaining on- s bid e-.tl ctb'r good night- they each remark t theiH.lv a something like tH : "We!!, It's . ? for mo t lie raeal did'nt 'jf my -cikc" book." Tho female gossip i3 a danger' .a piece. of furniture to b.ave in a con.uiun::'.', but whvix we j-oe. : kt of s!d iu?do b-.nj fil ing aU.uta sU ',;, o Jltl tiiat the average feuial gossip mvgot say, would v pitiises sutii us ::w cw . e, e. ncii Cwin pared to. the veuoiu ofu gossiping uia'o hen's slander-poisoned toigut. HVjAiJ Wlt'S. rg---.T- ii .. 1 A iuau in Culetloni;t, Mew.' .York, t as invented an attacloneut totoupiug niaeliitiis which binds, will ajiiiealcd .wire, the ;i; ':n as fast as-it-i cut - At -u -4 rial of the :n paratus it is 'said . that-- every:-spear, cf the gra'iir was bouud up and the .field Irft perfectly clean,, while the shoavef -wcre, - set up with military precision. ThuU te a big thing for firuieis if it ihoi-onlijiau. coeds, aud not a .uail thing lor tho lui ustrt' wives who now have to cookad waidi f -r 1... , 1 .... i . .1 . . J a largr fivoe of laboters iu Li vyvt ,'NO:" 3 rwwB?jw I