l)c Scfftvsouiau. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1874. T ho result of the recent elections teach an important lesson, which cannot but be of .crtat benefit to the Republican party if the leaders make up their minds to thoroughly Lam it. We do not propose going into the .11 . t 1 . , . . 1 merits ei me lessons tnemseives at tins lime, but merely to touch them lightly by way f hint to whom it may most concern. leaving out tho lessons imparted by other States, what Jo we learn by the lesson taught hv the result herein Pennsylvania? And what was that result? Look at it. From a majority of seventy o ld thousaud for Gen. )r:i:it two years ago, and with a majority of but little less for Gen. Ilartrauft, with steady jnajorlties ranging from eight thousand to the maximum figure above named, year after year tor the last fourteen years with a legislature for the same time always strongly .Republican with a congressional delegation iu which the same stripe of politics always strongly predominated, aud with the United Stites Senatorhip always strongly in our hold, we have dwindled dowu to a minority in every thing. Literally, to-day Cuds us, as a party, bankrupt in all save the good deeds of the past and the manly spirit which prompts us to be up arid doing for the future. AnJ why is this the case ? Why are we so surrounded with discouragements as to almost make us as a party for swear the partizan vr.test, and leave sublunary things generally no go to the digs ! It needs no great stretch itfmeajory no wrenching drafts upon the imagination no mere guesses to arrive at a e::clusion unmistakably pertinent to the xpie.-tion, even though it may not be abso lutely encouraging in its truth. There is a reason au overwhelming reason for this great change which has so worked to our dis advantage ; aud though not pleasant it is certainly right that we should look it squarely ji the face and speak of it as it deserves. Xotwkhstanding the many and potent Treasons which have been already urged as the aue for our defeat, we conceive that those who promulgate them light upon them mere ly because they, from providential motives, considered it better to select these rather ihan to go farther an J Sod otlK-rs still more potent but very much less congenial. It v.v.iu! 1 have been easier still, and just as satisfactory, if they had arrived at the con clusion that we failed to be successful because we failed to get votes enough to secure suc cess. But tueh reasoning would not satisfy those among whom votes are gained audlott we mean the people. Nor would it satisfy u if W3 were compelled to depend upon this .simple disk for an answer to the many question.-; j ut to us from day to day by those who, year after year, have put their shoulders wi?h ours to the wheel and pushed hard to to!: the party into power and to maintain it there. There are other grand reasons, over ;n 1 a'iove any we have yet heard broached, 'r our defeat, and entertaining this belief v-j deem it our duty as a faithful Republi can partizan to lay them plainly before our real rs. We conceive that a physicians curative hold upon a disease can never be Mire'y perfected iu a care, until he has traced the effect, through all its ramifications, to it- cause. As in medicine so is it in poli tics; with this advantage iu favor of the lat ter, that the proper remedj', which is always .at hand and 's truly specific, properly applied, is always sure to restore the vitality neces sary to perfect health. If we look for the causes of our defeat with a desire to arrive at the exact truth, and that only, we cannot dlve-t ourseif of the be lief that we can only find those cause3 by canvassing the doings of the leaders of our party. From President Graut, down through all the gradations occupied by our partizan nabob?, we can find a continued and a continu ing trace of the means by which we were de feated. It was not because the masses tired of KcDublican principles, but it was rather because men, elected and sustained in ofnee as Republicans, smothered the principles of (he party under personal ideas, and thought Jess of the demands of the people than they Iil of a selfish exercise of their official jower. President Grant is by no means exempt from the weight of the charge, and his uuderstrappers have delighted in nothing uiore than in yielding him a kal following. In all, or nearly all of the appointments of the administration, every connection is marked by f'avoriteism. From the prcmier i hip in the office of Secretary of State, down to the humblest watchman in the govern ment employ all have been appointed, and many in direct opposition of the will of the people who were to be affected by their ap pointment, because of relationship or for mere personal and social connection with the President, or because some Senator or Representative on w hom he depends for sun port had a debt to pay for services, often disreputable, rendered in placing them in position far above their deserts. Our own little one horse post office is a case in point, and the manner in which it was secured, against the overwhelming wishes of our peo ple, would furnish a rare aDd racy chapter in the history of political geremandering. What has been our experience, has been the exper ience of the whole country; and the offices, instead of being conferred upon worthy party workers and voters, have been bestowed up on womeu without the shadow of a claim, and upon men whose courses have been so vas-f-alating that the ycould hardly themselves tell whether they were Republicans or Demo crats or even good mormons in politics. There is sound sense in the maxim "to the victors belong the spoils," aud no administration will disgrace it-self in its appointments that so jives up to it, as that while all the appointees shall have been fighting men in the great grapple for success, all too should be capable for the position for which the petition of the people indicates them to be worthy. We know that the President pretends to ignore party, and politicians, and 3Tettoboth he owes ail that he is, whether as general in the field or as President, of the United States. Indeed politics is the chief corner stone of our Union ; and without politics and politicians we should soon become the most god-forsaken country in the world. Seperate the gold of politics from its dross, and we have the precise material upon which is found not only American liberty, but the christian religion as well. What folly then to attempt to excuse ingratitude upon the pretence of ignoring an evil which has no cxistance, except in ignorance or unrelenting mulishness. And right here we have the very essence of the cause of our late overwhelm ing defeat, in' that mulishness which led President Grant to override people, law and almost everything beside which failed to pan dcr to his pride of independence. Our article has already reached so great a length, that we arc reluctantly compelled to allow it to stand as introductory to some thing more to be said ou a subject, in which every true Republican has a deep and an abiding interest. JUDGING from the appearance of a head- lino over the leading editorial in this week's Democrat, Amandus Orevcs must contem plate turning his lick-spittle organ into a Molly Maguire sheet. We can't expect much else from the great I am, but do pity the poor, dear Aunt Mirani. ffSF And pray, thou truly good and sober Amandus Orevus, what kind of whiskey did jonr right hand torch bearer indulge in the night of your grand jollification, that it should take him the whole of next day to re cover from its effects. 33- Just hear the great Amandus OrtEVUS talk about home guards. And what brigade did he belong to? Echo answers, the foreign brigade. TiiANKFniviNO day will be generally observed in this place. All places of business will be closed and religious services held in the various churches. Much Reet. Mr. Jacob II. Fetherman, of Stormsville, brought to our office on Monday, a beet weighing thirteen pounds and a half. If anybody can beat this beet, let them trot it out. TriE Stroudsburg Cornet Band under the leadership of Spcering Shaffer we larn in ten Is to put in an appearance at Rrodheads ville on Friday next, on the occasion of a Democratic pole raising, in jolification over their recent victory. Who will start the ball for tho establish ment of a Normal School iu our midst. II who does it will in after years earn the name of havim: been a public benefactor. Come Jerome bestir yourself. You did well last fall, and we know of no one hereabouts better calculated to take the initiative in, and secure the success of the project now. Imperishable honors await the accomplishment cf the fact for some one. Come boys, the time is now here when you should be looked to your sleighs and buffalo robes and sponrlulics. The snow will come directly, and then the girls will be looking for sleigh rides and sleighing parties and a good time generally. Why not get together and inaugurate sleigh rides to Tannersville, or Bartonsville, or Snydersville, or Bossards ville, or KeliersviHe, or Brodheadsville, or Ssylorsburg, or the Gap, or all of them. The landlords at all these places knows how to take proper care of all guests who call up on them and there is no better way to secure a proper amount of fun for the outlay. Let us think upon the thing, and practice upon it, and be prepared to act upon it when the snow comes. On Thursday last, about -1 P. M., Mr. G. A. Tranger, who resides near Mill Brook, X. J., while engaged loading coal at Experiment Mills, in this County, his horses took fright at No. 22 down coal train, and dashed off up the track, and in attempting to cross the Railroad bridge, the near horse got fast between the ties, and in his struggles pulled down the other horse. The near horse was badly injured. The skin of the left foreleg was cut entirely around the leg just above the knee joint, and stripped down full six inches, laying bare the bone and splitting one of the tendons three inches in length. It took about two hours to get the horses out of the bridge. After the hordes were relieved, the injured one was cared for, the skin being replaced and ecwed up. Mr. T. has hopes of his speedy recovery. A DANCING school properly conducted, would not be a bad thing here this winter. In fact it would be a nice thing, ann many a pleasant, sociable evening could be spent in itidulgiug the ritual of Terpsichore. Y. M. C. A's. and prayer meetings and all that sort of thing, are well enough in their way, but they do not fill the w hole demaud of lifesbill of fare. We do not believe that the angels spend all their time laying idle on clouds of a zore and singing hozanuas. Nor do we be lieve that the precepts of Christianity teach the oerpetual indulgence of long faces, else the creator would not have endowed us with an appreciation of fun, and with heels that, in spite of all efforts to the contrary, will keep beatiug time to the behests of music. Let us have the dancing school, and, if it be necessary, let it be started under the auspices of the Y. M. C. A. so that proper religious watchfulness make keep saten from the fold and secure to the euterprize a full measure of pleasure uncontain noted by the allay of wickedness. Burr T. Wolf, aged 17 years,, son of Edward L. Wolf, of Scranton, and formerly resident here, was shot and severely injured in that city a week ago last Monday. Many rumors having got afloat here, and we have been atsome pains to get at the exact facts of the case. In response to our inquiry we learn that Burr and his youngest brother, Duane, were playing in the sitting room, just before the supper hour, Burr laying on the floor. In the roughness of the play the little one was hurt, and stepping away seized a gun standing in the bed room adjoiuing, and not thinking it loaded, set the hammer and pulled trigger. Unfortunately the gun had been loaded to shoot rats, and the whole charge went into the wrist, hand and neck of the victim. Fortunately, too, Burr at the time was laying on his stomach and resting his neck between his hands, or his death must have been instantaneous. Dr. Lect who was called to the case pronounced it the most lucky accident he ever heard of, the wrist and hand serving as a protection to a thoroughly vital part. As it was, three of the shot entered the neck within an eighth of an inch of the carotid arterv. His rnanv young friends here will bo pleased to learn that though having some fifteen or twenty shot in his wrist and hand and eight in his ueck, and the skin being somewhat powder burnt, Burr is getting along finely and will soon be about his business again. From the position of the boy the muzzle of tho gun could not have been more than a foot from Burr's neck when the shot was fired. Tho shootist is not yet seven years of age. The father was setting within six feet of the boys at the time of the accident, aud as can readily be conjec tured a big scare was the result. TlIK SHORTEST WILL ON RECORD. The Scracton Sunday Times gives the following history of what is probably the shortest wil on record. According to tho decision of the Luzerne Court there is no need of having lawyer and an overly quanity of lf uss and feathers" wdien it comes our time to dispose of our property, "gather up our feet in bed, like the patriarchs of old, "and yield up the ghost." The Times says: "Last sprin there was a will filed in the register's office which must take its place among the many curious ones in the world, and is probably the shortest one ever admitted to probate anywhere. The following is. a copy : "Emily R. Miner is my heir. Sarah K. Miner." It was written on one sheet of note paper with lead pencil, and on the envelope enclos ing the same, written with lead pencil, were the words, "Read this when I am dead." It was not found, being mixed up with other papers, until three or four months after her death. After due deliberation it was admit ted to probate and letters of administration cum testamenlo annezo cranted. The writ ing was in her own hand. She was an aged maiden lady, aud daughter of Hon. Charles Miner. She will be remembered as the blind poetess, and is rpoken of in Peck's History of Wyoming." Vt'lmt We heard am5 Saw witliiu the Wcefc. Since the departure of "Fanchon the Crick et," our friend "II," keeps late hours and Sirts with the ease of a professional. " When the cats are away, the mice play." "Ueantiful" is no longer the watchword ; consequently the verses are laid over. Exit Booth; enter "Buckey," last Thursday night. The dulcet voice of the "blonde," blending with the tones of a piano accompaniment is charming in "Silver threads among the gold." 'Stickem' frequently exercises himself hunting for mice. He generally starts out when the shades of JTie-ning are lowering. "Bil'ey," the hand pome cigar-maker, lias been testing the Emery grinders of the Tanite Company. Wonder if he will buy? We know of a young ladj down town that has "sittins up" Feven nijjhts in a week, and still she is not happy. "Greely" savs, don't put me in this week. No, we won't, but then you should not be so sweet on that little "gal" at the quarry. Getting up designs for barns, chicken coops, and other out buildings, on Sunday, is out of order, my christian friends. The buildings have been completed and ''Sue" calls one a "chickery," but we never saw a "chickery" with a celler and a cupalo. Those hits are perfectly charming. So are the fair faces that sparkle beneath them. The original John says the "Sewing circle" are the most amiable young ladies in town. So say we. If you want to hear a good story, a regular side-splitter, ask our esteemed friend "Sue" to relate the etory of the "quince" or the "little black pigs" at Waverly fair. Since the commencement of Prof. Perkins tinging school, our friend Simon is continually humming "do me ra fattle dol lar." Prof. P. says he possesses a splendid voice and with a little cultivation can ting oysters and clamg. No wonder every thing is so "beautiful" in Danbury, Conn. It is the home of Baily, the funny man of the News and "Fanchon the cricket." He arrived last Saturday night and our fair friend in Hoboken was happy. "Buttermilk Frank" and the "blonde" were out airing themselves behind a 2:40 nag last Monday. They looked charm ing Young ladle's should see that their bustles are properly adjusted before going to church. Neglect in doing the same oftentimes causes much embarrassment, as was the cae last Sunday night. The helpmate of Adaiu has "sifted" from the garden of Eden. J. W. F., has returned from a cruise to Bing- auiton. He is loud in his praises of the "brunette" and two "blonds" at the fashionable millinery establishment, No. 15 Court street. From the description; we rather admire the "chief engineer," especially her luxuriant golden tresses. "Dawdle" is putting in all ins Fpare lime on nis nine wagon. csince birds have become a fashionable ornament on ladies bonnet?, little sparrows fly high. A new way to sweat stand along tide of friend Simon when he is singing. Morey is our authority. Our good natured friend got her fingers burnt but she won't tell how. We pity her and only hope 6he won't 6ay "cuss" words in her eleep. Alas I poor "Oofty," "scoot" or buy a wig, for "hell hath no fury like a woman corned." TABLE OF OFFICIAL MAJORITIES. OhnsteadL. Latta. , 2.569 3,014 I3.0S9 15,704 3.S53 ; 3,523 2,877 2,434 2,624' 2,959 5,299 10,610 3,390 3,226 5,519 4,264 6,153 0,512 4,123 3.69S 2,233 3,379 479 419 2.060 2,420 2,113 3.0S3 . 0,152 4,554 1,951 3,251 1,532 3,055 1,481 2,436 1,123 2,956 4,821 4,721 3,083 4,378 5,397 4.177 3,599 2,207 404 1,127 5,037 4,618 32S 367 3,913 3,639 1,019 700 2,603 1,409 2,588 2,839 1,S96 2,043 2,161 1,029 1,536 10,538 6,171 1,4 59 3,431 2,293 '4,057 5,813 8,445, 10,322 3,433 4,485 915 918 1,3S3 ' 1,540 4,269 3,819 503 2,076 7,390 7,703 875 1,455 3,921 6,891 3,263 3,547 2,27 9 2,424 13,053 233 1,039 1,526 940 7,517 9,184 1,452 1.0S7 2,835 1.627 two 64S 1.S77 1,837 1,276 3,274 3,247 346 4,252 4,306 2,236 2,433 3,916 5,791 196 4,083 7,111 210,910 215,617 210,902 4,079 Adams, Alleghany, Armstrong, Beaver, Bedford, Berks. Blair, Bradford, Bucks, Butler, Cambria, Cameron, Carbon, Centre, Chester, Clarion, CiearGeld, Clinton. Columbia, Crawford, Cumberland, Dauphin, Delaware. EJk, Erie, Favette, Forest, Franklin, Fulton, Greene, Huntingdon, Indiana, Jefferson, Juniata, Lancaster, Lawrence, Lebanon, Lehigh, Luzerne, Lycomiug, McKean, Mifflin, Mercer, Monroe, Montgomery, Montour, Northampton, Northumberland, Perry, Philadelphia, Pike, Potter, Schuykill, Snyder, Somerset, Sullivan, Susqaehan&a, Tioga, Union, Venango Warren, Washington, Wayne, West morel and, Wyoming, York, Total. Majority, Estimated. Temple's majority i,0S4 ; McCanJIes 4,625. Thanksgiving Day. IIarrisburo, November 7. A procla mation of tlie President of the United States designates Thursday, the 2th day of November, as a day of thanksgiving, and I recommend that the people of Penn sylvania .reverently dedicate that day to making acknowledgment to Almighty God for the blessings vouchsafed to lis daring the past year. Given under iny hand and the grout ?eal of the State, af; llarrisburg, thi3 seventh day of November, in theyear of oir Lord 1874, and of the Commonwealth. J. F. IIartraxft. By the Governor : 31. S. Quay, Sec. of the Commonwealth. A legal question has arisen jn regard to the time when the newly-elected County Commissioners should enter upon fheir duties. The new Constitution provideJ that all elective ofBcers shall bejrin their tcrm3 of service on the first Monday of January next after their election. The matter has already beed judicially acted on in Schuylkill county, where the newly elected County Commissioner appeared to take his place in the board. The Court unanimously decided that the old incumbent should remain in office until the 4th of January, 1875. It also appears that the new Constitution makes no provision for electing Commissioners this year to serve until 187G, when full boards are to be chosen for a three-years term. But this consideration will hardly be allowed to afiect the status of the officers elected this fall. A well-dressed man in Chicago attracted considerable attention the other day by sit ting upon the edge of the sidewalk for some time with his head between his hands, as if in deep meditation. At last a sympathe tic stranger approached him and said, "Friend, you seem to be in trouble ; can 1 assist ou in any way ?" The man sprang to his feet, and taking off his hat, parted his hair carefully, and said, "Stranger do you see that cut ? My wife did it this morning with a flat-iron, and then sent me down town to buy her a new bonnet, aud I have been sitting here for an hour trying to decide whether I will buy it or not, and blame me, stranger, if I haven't almost de cided to get it." . Here is a new game very popular in the country just now : A young man takes a chestnut, cuts around the hull with a sharp knife, and then takes one-half the chest nut in his mouth, and a pretty girl takes the other half in her mouth ; and they pull and the hull comes right off- There may be quicker methods of hulling chestnuts, but none more soothing to the feelings of the young folks ; and they don't get mad and dance wildly around if the hull doesn't come off for five minutes or so. Country games are not to be despised, after all. The Cincinnati Gazette tells of a thrifty woman named Mayhugh who, supposing her husband, who had been absent eight years, to.be dead, sold his farm to one Rob inson. Five years after, Mayhugh turned up, and liobinson had to buy his interest to make the title good. After ward Mayhugh died, and the widow sued Robinson for her dower in the very land she had conveyed to him. The court su stained her claim, so that Robinson had to pay for the farm three times. The rolling mill of the Messrs. Litrht. in Lebanon, has been closed on account of linancial embarrassments. This throws about one hundred men out of employment. EXTRACT FROM MINUTES OF Q UAR TERL Y CONFERENCE OF STROUDSBURG METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH. William Frank en fielt, a Class Leader, Exhorter and Trustee of this Thiirch.' a man of sin'rular earnestness and Christian devotedncss, having passed away from his earthly to his heavenly home, very suddenly, on Wednesday mornim:, the 2bth instant, at about nan past 8 o'clock; the members of this Quarterly Conference desire m this minute, to record their appreciation cf his great worth as an unassuming sincere, irue man oi uwi, whom we shall jrrcatly miss, but whose influence will long survive him for good in the Church, the home, aud community, where all were compelled by the sanctity and purity of his life to respect and venerate him ; and we hereby direct that a copy of tills paper he presented to the bereaved family with the assurance of cur tendcrcst sympathy, and published in the County papers as an expression of our estimate of the public loss we have sustained WILLIAM B. WOOD, President. John B. Storm, Secretary. Stroudsburg, Pa., Oct. 30th, 1874. WILLIAM FRANENFIELD. When the announcement was wade a few weeks since of the death of this worthy citizen, unmistakable tokens of grief were generally manifest. A large concourse assem bled at his funeral to testify their respect for his memory, and the general remark on the lips of all who knew him was, 'a good man has been taken from our midst. This astimable and useful man was born in Middle Smithfield township in this coun ty, on the. 19th of September, 1818, and died on the 28th of October 1874, in the 07th year of his age. His whole life was spent in this community, and tor him to have claimed as he has done, the respect and cs teem of such of a wide circle of those who have had an acquaintance with him more or less intimate for a longer or shorter period during thi3 more than a half a cen turT is no small evidence of his great worth He was brought m contact with men in many Avays, during his entire life, fur the he filled many positions and was never idle but always industrious and so transparently pure was his character, so thoroughly sin cere and honest his goodness, that I have vet to find the first person who would whisper aught against his unsullied excel lence. In his domestic relations he was lovelv and beloved. His widow mourns his loss as one of the kindest and best husbands his children as one of the very best fathers The desolation which comes to the home o such a man when he is smitten down, and especially with such snddeness as in his case, is intense. Few desolated hornet h.iv more occasion for grief than William Frank- enfield"s, because few lose so much in the head of the family as they have done, and yet few have so little, because he was so certainly prepared for death, sudden as it was, aud has entered by deatn ipon a career of unmixed felicity and dignity. Our departed brother has been for thir ty five years a consistent and most worthy mcJEoer of the Methodist Lpiscopal church ami it rrrar be said of him that he adorned the doctrine of God hb Saviour, in all things. Ilia brethren honored him and for years he was- an office-bearer in the church, filling most scceptably the offices of trustee, class-leader and exhorter. Hi. piety was- joyous, steady and consistent. The night before he died he met his class and told them, he did not expect to- live long, though he was then aln st in usual health, but told them also of his full pre paratioaof death, for said be, "Job nearly tv thousand years- before Christ could say, 'I knew that my redeemer liveth" and so can 1 "nearly two thousand years since tlr n.imino' f.c Christ. adort his words and s;lvT know that my Redeemer liveth." His last words on e:Tth were those of praise and prayer, and his ceaseless language in the bright world to which he iV'is gone is that doubtless of exultations and tru'mpth. John F. CiiaU-vix. Stroudsburg, Nov. 1-lth, 1S7-1. Chicago has raised ten thousand dollars for the relief of the Nebraska homestead ers who have been robbed by the grass hoppers. Information from Texas says thirty days of fine weather last month added sixty thousand bales to the cotton crop of that State, worth three million dollars. A Reading man has an oyster shell that weighs ninety-one pounds. It is two feet and eight inches in length and twenty-one inches in breadth. It came from the South Sea Islands. Loot out for Mi. Thompson, who is pensively perambulating the country in search of greensbacks. He says he has lost his house by fire, and the Titusville HcraM says he is a scalawag and never had a house. The largest and wealthiest village in the country is Kalamazoo, Michigan, which has 1 1 ,350 inhabitants, five railroads, several millions of manufactures, and half a dozen banks and colleges. It has never applied for a city charter. Accounts from Virginia say that in al most every direction in the Dismal Swamp and its envirous the fires originated almost a month ago by the drouth are burning with alarming rapidity. Valuable timber lands are a prey to the flames. One of the buildings connected with tho Hamilton Powder Company's Works, of viiiummaum-, uiu, was partially destroyed by an explosion on Saturday morning. For tunately no person was injured. On Saturdoy night the Roanke smoking tobacco works, Rainey's machine shop and box fietory, and Crews Rodenhesier's flouring mills, at Danville, Va., were de stroyed by fire. Total loss, 100,000. No insurance. The horse railway just opened in Paris promises to be very popular and success ful. The cars are small, being arranged for twenty-eight passengers, ten of whom stand on rtTe platform ; but (and here is a suggestion for au improvement in our own horse-car system) those who stand up are counted as second-class passengers, and pay a reduced fare. - J Farmers and nlhprs 5nt i ii r niiik are inv:tl tn .t.....i .mi.: chilli . y "uiu a iijcim;,, the an Doran House. Wni,;.... 3 t Friday, November 20th, at 11 November 12-2t. - w : 111 ,4 J o clock Tho Hessian fiy is ruining ta .i the Eastern counties. Cat to There were 2GG deaths in Pl,;i. i , . last week. 'U JtlMiia A Lehigh farmer swallowed l'u cotl- uocior gut em oat lor lnin. Some of the iron workin mi!U f p t caster county are resuming operations The wages of the men ernplovp l , Oil City barrel factory have been rl T ,c ---v-Cl, The poor people of Meadvillo plaining of the high rents that WivT demand. or(is The puddle mills of the Valonti Works, VY llliamsport, will start few weaks. UP in A two-year-old daughter of Frank O" han, of Bethlehem, ate the pVq,hor.ft forty-two matches, the other day, anVdCij The government, has brought suit ur,t an Iowa whisky distiller for the trifl-niV of 875,000 taxes fraudulently cvaded'som' years ago. "J c A San Francisco pnper snvs H,Pre u ininese jramoiinir nouses in that- carrying on business night and dav. citv. What's all that interminable Wasbin-,. ton safe-burglary trial about? Did some body steal something? Gold ore, near Pahlonetra, Gforgn J, said to bo yielding the enormous amount of ten thousand dollars a ton. The colored people of Alabama have K twoen six and seven million dollars' worth of property in their possession. That animated cobweb, Bill Allf-n. sn!' labors under the diduion tint he U ),t the next President of the Unltel .v't,iti.. As the pot boils, the scum ri-s to tk surface. They talk of Toombs f -r tli ri'Wt United States Senator, down in OeiTm . It is an actual fact that in B-'on. v.'irh a less population, and witli i'r.-n:S:trirv law, there are more grog shops thau ;a Chicago. 1 T . 1 - i - Artificial butter is becoming q-iW an im portant article in trad. L-irr-1 f -ytori. ? are in operation in Hamilton, Canada, and other places. The citizens of New Jersey h.r,-o ' - ci n u , ili mi I 'i ill Hi ''I That accounts for the recent victory in that state. D-Tiiocrati-1 The ox-slaveholders of th Suth nr fa ginning to feel better. Th-y think tfair chances for receiving pay fr (heir eman cipated "property" are improvi'ag. . . The work devolving on the I'onvx-nti party i. according to it? premiers, to zr-A? everybody healthy, wealthy and wi-:o. with out having it cost anybody a cent. Thcr? must be no taxation, or it f gent- r.p. . If u person in a house cn fire La vvy. presence of mind to apply a w.-t oT.-a rr handkerchief to his mouth cr rr-rrVy.s passage can be eflectcl thmu-ili tl;--.ir. t ! smoke without any serious moorivenicne. A firm in Reading promises to ditrii.uf? one hundred loaves of br-'ad p r week among the poor of that city, during the entire winter. The Frio blast furnace has sJnrSM afttT a rest of several month. This fur nace ha.r been changed from the mnr.tlu tura of comit'on pig iron 13 the best ov.a'i'y of charcoal, or white iron. A number of Titusville crirbs have f ra ed themselves into a societv f.r the de velopment of the muscular system. of the exercises on their rro -raninio i-t assemble in a yard with a higr l ieua- areund it and kkk at a mark Sill'-'' wicked young men have cut holes t the fence Old Commodore Vanderbilt, one of the most successful business men in New lerk. gave the following rules to men in street during the panic last year Never use what is not your own. '2. Vver buy what you canont pay Ibr. ovor sell what you have not got." The Deposit Courier says that near N'ar rowsburg, a short time since, a Mrs. Is'" nor died aged one hundred and four yoai She distinctly remembered lioaring tn-J cannons roar at Bunker Hill, and seeing tho rod coats of the Britishers pa a-r father's door. California has a curiosity called thrb-u--Sprincr. It is among the mountains ;W water is ice-cold, bubbling and foauj"1?' but no living thing is found within an ln; dred yards of it. If birds fiv over it ;t0 often fall dead. It is said t hat if a UI,1;! J being inhales the gas it will kilH'"".11; twenty minutes. Standing near tne for live minutes will give one a d id, u- sensation, tho res-iik of the carlM-ntf a"1 gas. The following notice, irr'outii fl Ik-rks atim, was lonnd posted on a u t rl Li count v ! ".Notice l nave iom cant lmd her Mie is A nuo i r or spotted cow her years shourt am r ing and marked there I doa Ul!1 Via0 -Mark ther iz A hole in one year ths " iiu uu wiuuu ycai it ia - . . . 1(ine .. u : it s it set cow in good fix and wasyei r - .iK, little milk when she left She lus l,lir 10 days Any person noing of her i ) let it Bee none to .