r P LI 1 jl Tl ri "vi TjTTTI CI VlVTT A AT JL JLJLJUJ tl 3 I J Mi "V . ti?S. fci l4 VTk. I El 1 JLJLUOW-L JLXILX Qcuotci) to politics, Citccature, Agriculture, Scicucc, JHorolitg, nub cuccal Sntclligcnre. VOL- 32. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., NOVEMBER 19, 1874. PsO. 26.. s!i?d by Tlipoaorc Nchoch. IV,, , ,ut B voar in aavar.re ana is not ,r. t'h-i of tin; y.-ar, two doltars and fifty . . t i - . . " ) c-i'ir ili-"Mlinnn nr.ui ail jmcarases arc ri' '-.-.t n't tl'" "pti 'rtl IMitor. ft1i'.v'1,.(!,2ns'Mt.' ' on nnr of (e.tclit lihrs) or 5J t-.n.- jo:s puivrixti t-V ALT. lie !ii,'!i'-"t styl of tho Art, and on the in t rjas'!ia!ls term. DR. J.LANTZ, i'i .. i ,.. n .i ... i,'.....irii..i i.r i"'r ' V-ir- 'i-.nt-taiit practice hu1 tho mrst enrwst ami ;ty , ?t;..n;i !! t ail matters icrtAinina: to his pro '"v! !!i:it ir. f illy ahle to trfirm all operations ' j "li'i-1 luo"'1 careful and skillful niau- 6 J . :t'-r.ti''n civ" to saving th Natural Teeth ; y'-'t the iii'rti"U of Artiticiul Teeth on Rubber, l r- .'.r or Continuous Gum, and perfect tits in all '"' ; ''" rt j Vfir rrn' know tbe crest folly and danger of on- ' I'li ir work to the iuexperienci-l. or to thos U a"dlMat.co. April IS, l$74.-tf. D B. . I'KCK, Sursfoii SJcntlst. -inn - s ih-t havlns; just returned from Iental h-: I fi:l!v prcn;ir:-l to make artificial twth in i'M : !iuiii' . and' lif"-Hke manner, and to fill dc .j i i v .nliiK t'1 the most improved melhoil. r..-!i .'rtM'-t ! without pain, wheii desired, hy the ' ' f vi-.-i-i (Ki-Ie ia, which isentirclv liannleox. '' - 71 1 J. ....1.. .1 ItlA.V.-nr.ntA j. k. i; r's new hrick huildintr. Main street, I Aug. SI '71-tf. WILLIAM S. REES, Survoyor, Conveyancer and Rsal Estate Ag-ent. firas, Timber Lands and Town Lots FOR SALE. OT: ;-e n?xt donr above S. Ilce.s' news Depot 2A lyr htlo-.v the C'ornc-r ?tore. D n. s:owasii imttcssox, Pajsician, Surgeon and Accoucheur, (Sijcccor to Geo. V. b'eip.) n,Ti?f Main ptroet, Stroud-'h'irjj, Pa., in Dr. ip luilklin.'x, reMfnre arah street, next f in !;ii!'.lir Fricn 1 new meeting house. 1'rompt attention S3 r::. ( 7 to 9 a. m. ('Lcc hours - l - p. m. I J r Apti! 1'5 l74-lv. JAC'IiSO. riiniiliX, SIRGE3X AND AlTUl'CIJEl'R. In ol i ofB-. c of Dr. A. Hceves Jackson, f .iJe:i e, rurner of .S:rah and Franklin street. STPwOUDSBURG, PA. .Vi.;t:5t S.72-tf PHYSICIAN AMD ACCOUCHEUR, MOUNTAIN HOME. PA. The :;')-i'riht-r would inform thcpttblic that ne lm ici t J t!;? hoase f.nna'ly kept by Jactjb Kt.:-!it, in t!ie Burongli of Stroud-luirg, Pa., ?! i having repainted and refurnished the Fame, i" I':e; irc i to entertain all who may patronize Hi n. Ji i the aim of the proprietor, to furn ! ; :; ':i r accommodations at moderate rates wiil spare no pain to promote the coni frt '.f;!i tr-ie-t. A liberal share of public Htr-i.T; solicited. April 17, T-J-tf. D. L. PISLE. HONSoDALE, PA. y'i 'H corj'.ril I jatioa of any Hotel in town. KIPLK&SON, Proprietors. Jun'aary 'J. S73. ly t'oiKtsellor al-Law, Gmcc-Kresgcville, Pa. "a'il!3;,),iMfl0rmsii'J F.nplh. l'u,i - ...f a.U kit.3 sirVt.yj ao3 fitil MtUfwtion (tuaran- jOct. 15 '74. Altorner at Bvr, One !or a?Mve the "h'troudsbtirg House," rou.JsWj P-a. f-o!lcfi(ins pr.jrnptir ruade 0.:;(,i)er -jo l674 )KV. KDWAUI) A. WILSON'S (of it Wiilhajsbur- X. V.) Kecie for COX xnim0X and AST1DIA carefully c'':"lKtU!irle.l at HOLLINSHEAD'S DRUG STORE. V-" Medicine frtsh and pure. x"f. 21 , "07. IIQLLIXHEAI). D'T tliat when . jou want any tiling in the Furniture or nnincntai line that -Mcl-arty k Sons in the W Fellows' Hall, Main fitr4;t, ijtroudsbarg, 1 af, is the pla, to get it. jmiiw lS,'74-tf ' DEALER IN Rta -Sladc nothl&ff, Ccals Fur uisliicg Goods, Hats &Caps, Boots & Shoos, &e STROUDSBURGr PA- (Near the Depot.) JQ T'lblic are invitej to call nd examine Pric, ioderatt. MnyCW-tfi S" ; cUXGSON & MECHANICAL DENTIST. L -r !! .-:T.' M;in street, iu the second story , iV;!ln's brick lmiMinjr, nearly opposite the Poplar Tallcy Agricultural S.and,--Cicogriaphical Post lion. Poplar Valley is included between tbe first and second degrees of longitude East front Washington and about the 41st par allel of North latitude, and occupies the inost favorable geographical position on the North American continent. It extends from the Delaware Water Gap westward to its connection with Cherry Valley a dis tance of eight miles and a width of 1 miles, it has a toUtl area of about eight thousand acres of the best farming and grazing lands m America. There are no lofty hills in the Valley. The entire surface consist of .1 rich deep soil, especially the land along the streams. The principal streams are the Mountain and Shelly creeks. The Mountain creek watcring'thc Eastern part of the Valley and the Shelly creek the Western, dividing it geographically into two nearly etmal parts. The climate of this alley is the most delightful and healthful of the Temjerate Zone; it is mil der than in the same latitude cast or west of it, and the atmosphere is dry and pure. Statistical tables carefully compiled from a series of observations extending through many years, show the following mean tem peratures. Springs, 4D3; Summer, 74. Fall 51 ; Winter 31 ; mean annual tem perature 51 ; as its altitude is greater than that of the adjacent valleys. The heat of summer is tempered by the south western winds, and the nights arc cool and comfor table. The autumns' are like a long Indian summer reaching into the latter part of December. The winters are usually short, dry aud invigorating, with but little snow. Cold weather seldom lasts beyond three mouths, with frequent intervals of mild, sunn days. The fall of snow is generally light, always dry and remains but a short time upon the ground. The roads in win ter are dry, hard and smooth. The pre vailing winds are from the South and West. The greatest amount of rain occurs during the agricultural months, affording sufficient moisture for the growths of the soil. Dur ing Fall and Winter the weather is usually dry. Among the most attractive characteris tics of Poplar Valley is the wouderful sa lubrity of its climate. This fact is univer sally admitted by all who are conversant with its history, and fully sustained by the medical statistics of the Valley. From its central location, it craj-os at once the severe cold and long winters of the Northern, and the hot, relaxing influences of the South ern States. Distant from Oceans and the great Lakes of the interior it is exempt from the chilly, damp winds and the mists and fogs so prevalent iu the countries bordering on these large bodies of water. Thcra are no swamps nor stagnant pools to send forth poisonous exhalations and gener ate bilious complaints, fever and ague, and other disorders resulting from miasmatic influences, so common in man" of the, fair est portions of the east, are here almost en tirely unknown. No part of the State is less affected with epidemic diseases. The high altitude, the dry and bracing character of the atmosphere, and the universal purity of the water, render this section preculiarly favorable to persons predisposed to pulmon ary and rheumatic diseases. Many thus afflicted have been greatly relieved or en tirely cured by a residence here. The sur face of the valley is divided into bottom and rolling land. The soil of the bottom land is of a rich alluvial character of great depth, and of inexhaustible fertility, it is slightly impregnated with lime, free from stones and gravel, of easy culture, and may be plowed to any depth required. Under the plow it becomes remarkably loose and mel low, and can be worked to advantage with in a few hours after a long rain. From the absence of hard-pan ami other impervious substances it possesses the singular proper ty of reciting both unusual wet and con tinued drouth, a failure of crops from cither of these causes is an unheard of event, it does not bake after rain, and deep mud is never known. The soil, although easily penetrated to any depth with a spade has the tenacity that renders the walling of cellars and wells unnecessary. The soil of the up Sad is similar to that of the bottom, but not so deep, producing with very little labor an abundance of all kinds of cereals, vegeta ble and root crops, and all kinds of fruit and forest trees grown in this latitude. Poplar Valley is prc-emmcny an agricul tural valley with its eight thousand acres of rich arable land, the great fertility and productive over of its soil, and its genial, salubrious climate it is destined at no dis tant period to occupy the first rank among the great food producing sections of this country. The grain Is of a superior quail ity, commanding in market from five to ten cuuts per bushel more than any other gram. Oats, rye, barley, and potatoes and other crops usually raLied in this latitude do remarkably well and large returns are realized. Koot crops yield largely. Poplar Valley Ls peculiarly adapted to the cultivation of the sugar beet which forms 50 large and imiwrtant a product of Frauce and other countries of Europe. The free dom from severe frost during the months of May and September, in connection with the dry winters and warm quick soil ren ders this valley eminently adapted to the cultivation of fruit. Lirge crops of apples, pears, peaches, plums, cherries grapes, cur rants, barrios, cct. are produced with case and profit. The intelligent attention be stowed upon this branch of horticnlture by the leading agriculturists of the alley has been auiplv rewarded. 1 no sec- found finer or more 11UI1 l ... , . . , . thrifty orchards, and the fruit displayed at recent State and County Fairs has been espronlly re marked for i's extent quality, large size and healthy appearance. Toplar Valley abounds in game, quails, pheasants, wood-eock, squirrels and rabbits. From the Water Cap to the termination of this Valley is a region wonderfully rich in coal, and iron and other mineral deposits, great and immense beds of excellent coal and iron ore of great thick ness are found in the bottom lands of this Valley and the mouutains at the west. These mineral lands are included iu the lands of this Valley and will be of inestim able value, both to the Valley and the entire country. The developement of the mines of this reigon will add to our national wealth, encourage immigration and lay the founda tion for great commercial and manufactur ing enterprises. In addition to these, exten sive coal and iron deposits it is known that gold, siyer, lead, copper and other mineral deposits exist in rich abundance, and are only waiting a judicious inrestment of capi tal, directed by science and skill, to develop a mineral wealth of fabulous proportions. io the capitalists the lands of this alley offer a safe and paying investment. A rapid cuhancenent in their value is inevit able, and large profits are certain to be realized. It is a well established fact that the wealth of this Valley will be largely due to the rise of its mineral products. T. D. M. Wf. publish the above for the gratifi cation of the writer. To us, the story of the ''fabulous wealth" of Poplar Valley is news, and no doubt will be to our readers. We arc glad, however, that we can boast of such vast mineral resources in Monroe County. Ed. MOLLY MAGUIRES. Outrages in the Coal Ragions. The Molly Maguries are again at their lawless work. At the mining town of Ply mouth, below Wilkosbarre, on the line of the Lackawanna aud Dloomsburg division of the Delaware, Lackawanna and Western Railroad, attempts were made, a few weeks ago, upon the lives of a mine boss and fore man of colliery No. 3 of the Wilkeburre Coal and Iron Company by a member of the organized outlaw brotherhood, who were driven off, but not until one of the assailed was wounded. Shortly subsequent to the above the body of John Dunleavy was found in the streets of the town, the body being frightfully mutilated. The criminals in both cases were allowed to escape. The adjoining town of Kingston has witnessed numerous kuklux outrages, and the citizens are naturally alarmed at their frequency, particularly as the perpetrators are allowed to go undetected and unpun ished. Iu the city of Scranton consider able lawlessness exists. Persons are mur derously attacked in the very heart of the municipality, and, beiug plundered, are left to die in the streets. Ruffians openly at tempt to outrage women upon the princi pal avenues, and in several instances have succeeded in their designs. The most re cent cases of this kind were those of the assault of Garret Walsh on Miss Eliza Kroft, and half a dozen desperadoes uton an unknown young women iu Lackawanna avenue. After a desperate resistance all these outragers were arrested.' The brigands roam in the streets almost unchecked, and indulge in the most riotous demonstrations. The houses of John Fehrenhold and John Thorn, on Penn sylvania avenue, have been attacked and damaged. Great stones were used in the work of destruction, while a shower of bul lets were poured into the dwellings. Mr. Thorn received painful, if not serious wounds. Ex. City Treasurer O Donohue, Joseph Parfy, Messrs. Coar, William, and others have undergone painful cruelties at the hands of the banditti. On Tuesday night Michael Judge, one of the insectors of the election in the Third District. Twelfth Ward, Scranton, while returning home from the polls, was fatally shot by some road agents, and reports reach here of the committal of similar acts elsewhere on the same night. These evil doers haunt the city during the nocturnal hours aud disappear to their secret headquarters upon the approach of daylight. A clew never obtained to the whereabouts of those who make these mid night assaults. In the bordering towns of Dunmorc, Olyphant, Pine Brook, Hyde Park and Relieve, lawlessness ami incen diarism are quite prevalent. Since the strike at Pine Rrook the diabolism has augmented considerably. The fctrikc was occasioned by the Lackawanna Coaland Iron Company reducing the wages of the opera tives about twenty-seven cents er day, and stipulating that the loading of bix cars, in stead of five, should constitute a day's work. A difficulty of the same kind has ori ginated at the Fairlawn colliery. As both operators aud colliers are equally deter mined to hold the positions taken, it is hard to state when the trouble will be adjusted. The I'ine Rrook brigands usually in augurate a riot on the Sabbath day, and make onslaughts upon all innocent and in offensive citizens. At the last outbreak Jack llctzel and Conrad liabblea were badly injured. At the same place P. JIc Ginty suffered in the same manner, rob bery, however, being added to the crime At Olyphaut, as elsewhere in the nor thern coal fields of Luzerne county, a deep and bitter hatred is exhibited by the law breakers and others toward the Welsh miners, and at every opportunity afforded they are made the subjects of attack. Many of them have already suffered physically and otherwise,, and they live in daily dread of a renewal ofthe attempts upon their lives. David James, a Welsh miner, em ployed at the Grassy Island mines, is the latest victim of the Molly Maguires' ven geance. It appears to be the general iin presiiion throughout the region that a ter rible conflict between the nationalities may break out any time should the least provo cation the made by either of the races work ing iu the collieries ; and it is also asserted that none of the outbreaks would occur were it ot for the influence exercised in the different districts by the desperate men belonging to the Kuklux organization. Last week Tony Moran, a well-known Molly Maguire, attempted to fire the town of Dunmore. Fortunately the flames that he kindled were discovered in time to pre vent any great catastrophe. Moran was captured and treated to summary punish ment. This not only stopped, teaiporarially, aJl similar law-breaking, but cheeked what might have been a great aud terrible up rising of the dangerous classes that infest that seetiou of the coal country. On Sun day an attempt w;is made to burn the Presbyterian Church. The fire was extin guished before any damage was done, and the supposed incendiary arrested and im- prisoned, ftince the reigu oi terror was increased to the present alarming degree, the representative press has dwelt upon the subject, and, in several instances, the edi tors have been threatened by the mobs for the course they have adopted. Our Year's Finances. Treasurer Spinner is one of those ofS cers from whom the people like to hear Being free from the responsibility of the inception of financial measures, not being accountable for improper theories in the management of the monetary affairs of government, he is the person who in forms us what are practically the effects of public measures. An! Mr. Spinner has just made out the annual report of his experiences during the fourteenth year of his occupation of the Treasurer's office, atid he has many interesting things to say. lie tells us that the receipts of the goverment during the last year have fallen all over S3G,(00,0)0. This, under certiin circumstances, might be an unalloyed source of satisfaction. If it convinced us that the amount of taxation levied upon the people was reduced to such a great measure of economy, and were coupled with the in formation that expenses were reduced in like projortion, the people would be happy. But no such joy is deduci'nc from the statements of Mr. Spinner. He tells, us, indeed, that there has been soine re trenchment, comparatively little. The expenditures upon account of the public debt have been decreased S 1 ,8til,ti32. The difference on the other side is nevertheless very considerable. The re duction in the revenues is principally upon aceout of customs and receipts, about one third being also diminution from the receipts of internal revenue. The latter is a deduction from direct taxation upon our own industries. The former only shows that during a year of considerable distress there has not been as much extravagance as formerly prevailed. We might say" in the words oi' Shakspeare, "For this relief, much thanks." The idea would be consol inr, if we could only hope that the course of economy would continue, but human nature is not to be trusted in matters in which persontl extravagance is concerned any longer than actual necessity seems to exist for self-denial. We have imported less frippery from Euroe during last year than iu former years. But as soon as the bri?k times, so pleasingly predicted by optimists shall return, luxury and extrava gance will be manifested more ostentatiously than ever. ALTOGETHER TOO LIVELY. A Barks County Woman Vomit Up, Three Lizard, and the Supply Not Yut Exhausted. From the Reading Eagle, November 7. On Wednesday Mrs. Mitchell vomited the third live black lizard from her stomach. She is the wifo of Mr. John Mit chell, who resides in Cumin township, and is employed as a machinist in the Philadel phia and Reading Railroad Company's fdiops, and yesterday morning her husband brought the reptile along to this city, when he came to work, and presented it in a bottle to Dr. Dnudore, who is preserving it alive. It is four inches in length and is dark on the back and sotted, very similar to a trout, on the stomach. Last spring when returning home from this city iu a carriage she vomited some thing alive, while she was leaning over the fide of the vehicle, but did not stop to examine it. About two weeks ago she felt a choking rcnsatiou and threw up into a ba sin at home a live lizard about four inches in length', and on Wednesday another one. About an hour thereafter. she felt a chok ing sensation again in her throat, which has led her to believe that there are more lizards in her stomach. Mrs. Mitchall is about 33 years of age, weighs over 200 pounds, and is iu good health, excepting that occasionally she is afflicted with weak ppells and a choking sensation, but these are of short duration. One evening last summer a year ago, she drank water from the epout of a pump, and remarked to her hu&band at the time that she believed she drank something alive with the water. Mrs. Mitchell intends taking some drug to dostory the reptiles iu her stomach. - In Corry the churches are holding "mush and milk" sociables. How Mr. Tweed Lives. Harpers' 1Yet-7rf tells how the enforced retirement of the Tammany statesman is made comfortable : From being treated as a man convicted of enormous crimes, Tweed has been allowed to assume the character of a distinguished guest on the island. He occupies a large room in the second story of the central building of the penitentiary. This apartment, situated near the head of tho stairs leading from the main en trance, is twenty feet long, twelve feet wide, and. twelro feet in height. It contains a double bed, screened by a sliding curtain, and is furnished with a bureau, washsland, two writing desks, one of which is for the accommodation of his private secretary, chairs, books, &c. The bureau Is supplied with all the necessary articles for the toilet. To spare the "states man's eyes the whitewashed wall is covered to the height of about seven feet with maroon-colored muslin. The floor is partially carpeted. The visitor who under takes to asceud the stairs leading to the room is told that there is nothing there but tho private quarters of the officers, and his attention is politely directed elsewhere The warden's house, situated about a quarter of a mile north of the penitentia ry, is reached by a pleasant shaded walk, which in fine weather forms the favorite promenade of the retired "statesman, sometimes alone, sometimes accompanied by his private secretary. The screen of trees spares him the gaze of curious visi tors, and affords oi portunites for a digni fied retreat should an outsider chance to come too near. As he has been permitted to let his hair, moustache and heard grow, and to wear the ordinary dress of a gentle man, lie might encounter a visitor without being recognized, the warden's hcu.;e lu the north wing of is the lar?e dining-room where the old '-Ten Governors'' used to cutertaiu their friends. This is now used by the retired "statesman," who takes his meals there in privacy. It is not to be supposed that the table is furnished with the regulation prison fare. That would be too coarse for a man accustomed to Mr. Tweed's former stvle of living. Compulsory Kissing. Everybody in Paraguay smokes, and every female above the age of thirteen chews. I am wrong. They do not chew, but put tobacco in their mouths, keep it there constantly, except when eating, and instead of chewing it roll it about and suck it. Only imagine yourself about to salute the red lips of a magnificent little Hebe, arrayed with satin and flashing with diamonds, as she puts you back with one delicate hand, while with the other she draws forth from her mouth a brownish black roll of tobacco quite two inches long, lorking like a monster jrrub, and then de positing the savory lozenge on the brim of your sombrero, puts up her face and is ready for a wdute. I have rometimes seen an over-delicate foreigner turn away with a shudder of loathing under such circum stances, and get the epithet of the savage applied to him by the offended beauty for his sensitive squeamishness. However, one soon gets used to this in Paraguay, where you are. perforce of custom, obliged to kiss every lady you- are introduced to, and oue-half you meet are really tempting enough to render you regardless of the consequences, and you would sip the dew of the proffered lip in the face of a tobacco factory even in the double-distilled honey dew of old Virginia. A Monster Without a Head. That is the name the Louisville Courier Journal gives to its own party since its re cent victory. "We are," says that paper, speaking of the Democratic party, "a mon ster without a head, as it were, and must needs rely upon time to bring forth the heroes of the new crusade." The monster should have a head, by till means, and the head should be in harmony with the body. The Inter-Ocean, iu commenting on this, says : "Is there, in the country, a Nero or a Caligula ? The Courier-!on mat calls to him to come forth and lead its newly-risen "monster" to victory ! The "monster without a head" advertises for a "hero." The assas.-iii of President Lincoln is dead ; Wirz, the muderer of Union prisoners, was hung for his crimes ; but Jeff. Davis, who disguised h"i3 person in petticoats to escape Federal capture, still lives. He is the champion proscriptionist of the coun try, lie says, spare the negro, but let the thunderbolt of vengeance fall upon the white carpet-bagger ! Jeff. Davis- is the true leader of the newlv-bo?u Democratic "monster." Met His- Fata. A New Orleans Judge, rising r the cars recently, fronva single glance at a lady by his side, iiugioed lte knew her, and ven tured to remark that tho day was pleasant. She only answered : "Yes." "Why do you wear a veil ?" "Lest I attract attention." "It is tlie province of gentlerfter! to' ad mire," replied the gallant man of lawv "Not when they are married." "But I am not." "Indeed." "Oh, no ; I'm a bachelor." The lady quieily raised her veil, disdos mg the astonished magistrate the face of his mother-in-law. He lias bet n a raving maniac ever sinco. The Largest Vaulted Roof in the World.- The largest vaulted roof in the world i claimed by Vienna that belonging to tho' great Exposition building. It is said t cover nine times the space of the dome of St. Paul's, in London, eight times the areay of the dome of St. Peter's, and seven time." that of St. Sophia at Constantinople. This miracle of architectural skill is 350 feet in diameter. 1081) feet round, and stands on a ring of thirty columns thirty-six ftiet apart all around the circumference. Within tho ring of columns there is no support. Thff upper dome, 100 feet diameter, admits lhrht br a series of windows forty feet high and ten feet wide, between thirty columns' which carry the upper dome. The slope" of the cone is thirty degrees, and the length' of the slope on all sides is 200 feet. Tho roof i formed of 380 iron plates, tapering uniformly upward from' the cireumierenco to the apex of the cone. They are riveted.1 like the plates of ship ; each row of plates" covers one degree of the circle, and each' bottom plate is one yard wide between tho-' lines of rivets, and one meter wide ovyrthe-" lap From Mr. BarthtC Paper.- A Live Potato. A strange potato was found at Nundar recently, which the Danville Advertiser de scribes as follows : "It was dug in that town, weighed about three pounds and con--tained within itself a very singular thing. A stem like something protruding front' one end was seen to move as if it had life. The potato was cut open, and the stem was found to be the tail of a something insido which seemed to be half potato and half animal. It was about as large as a mouse, with a brown color, was shaped like a o-- tato, with indentations like potato eyes, j ud yet seemed to be composed of animal fivsh and hie and motion ! 7.o one had seen anything at all resembling it. It was to be taken to Rochester and shown t-scientists.- A lawyer named Walbridge left Muncyv Pa., on the 13th of October. His wife is anxious to hear from him'. On opening a' private drawer in his desk last week a paper was found showing collections for various parties amounting to S2301) which Mr. Walbridge had made but neglected to pay over to the owners. The paper was indorsed with the legend. "This explain all." Some of the swindled, parties want him to come back and explain his explana-' tion. The Hebrew Orphans' Asylum, situated near Calvert road, in Baltimore county, Md., about one and a half miles from tho city limits, along with the library, furniture, &e, was totally destroyed bv fire yesterday. All the inmates were saved. The loss is about 32.").000 : insured for 22.000, in cluding 12.000 in' the Royal, of London, and the balance in horiib compaics. o A distinguished man, whose nose ami chin were both very long, and who had lost his teeth, whereby the nose and chin were brought very near together, was told i "I am afraid your nose and chin will fight ere long ; they approach one another very menacingly." "I am afraid of it myself," replied the gentleman, "for a great many words have passed between them already." A Washington lady, upon the marriage' of her daughter, gave her intended son-in-law three dollars in a sealed envelope with which to fee the minister. The enterpris ing youth abstracted two-thirds of the amount and delivered the remaining one' dollar to the preacher. Now, with a com--menecment like this, what chance' has that mother-in-law ? The Troy (Pa.) Gazette states that letters have been received at Wellsboroy from "outside" parties, stating that tho money stolen form the Wellsboro bank will be refunded, provided Coagrove and Cook are set at' liberty : if not, the village is to be laid in ashes. Recently, in a Columbia county (Ga.) church, when the congregation arose to sing, a pistol fell from the jacket of one of the worshippers, and Wojmded a Mr. Peeler, who remarked as he was being carried out, "Take care you' don't make me drop mine." New Jersey has SI, 500,000 invested in cranberry culture, and is going to increase the amount. A prominent Boston publishing house received, one day last week, orders footing up 23,000 ! this is pretty good for dull times. The United States army is now reduced to the small number of 20,441, which is only a little more than the maximum fixed by law. The latest fraud discovered in Chicago is that every reputed pound of baking powder is two or three ounces short in weight. It is said that a thrifty Mormon in Sale Lake City adds to his income by hiring out his wives to uo cleaning. washhurand house A Deposit man recently lost a cow. He advertised the fact in a Deposit paper and soon afterward the eow was found in a well, head downward. The dagger used by Batting, the New Plata murderer, was given to him by his grandfather, who was formerly a New ' York polieieman. waww wnmm " 1