FT Scuotcu to Politics, itcraturc, Agriculture, Science, illoralitij, and cucral Intelligence. VOL. 31. Published by Theodore Sciiocli. TrnMS-Tvo .lollitrs a year in advance and if not ihrf .ro t!e P't'1 of U.o year, two dollar and fiflv P,'Ilt, will I'" rhnreed. N i n;er oniiniipd until all arrearages are paid, ent it 'ie "P1"1" of ll,e Editur. e rr--A.lvf: li-eineiits of neyouiireof (eight line.) or i TV-ie ' t'i'r insertions' $1 50. Each additional i'Vitin, 50 c-nts. Longer ones in proportion. JO 15 1RST!.G OF ALL KINDS, , cuic.'i;i t he Jiis;hrst style of Hie Art, and on the E ni't reasonable terms. "WILLIAM S. REES, Surveyor, Conveyancer and Real Estate Agent. Farms. Timber Lands and Town Lots FOR SALE. 0:T:ee next door above S. Rees' news Depot jni door below the Corner Store. March 20, l$73-tf. DK J. L ANT Z, Surgeon and Mechanical Dentist, h: office on Main street, in the second sto rv""t,f ' ir. S. Walton's brie' building, neaily opposite j'.c S i i tiisbttrg li'Mise. and he flatters himself that by ( !i:fi-;: ca:s riititatit practice and the most earnest tZ f4ieiI.il attention to ail matters pertaining to Inn ,'rii:'ei';t. t'vat be is fully able to peifoim all opera ! ,n: i i "e di-iital line in the mokt careful, tasteful all k1 : It'u! n.atir.er. Sne t.i attention pi wen to savingthe Natural Teeth; ,,c,'i.tn tlie riseti,:i of Aittfi.'lal Teeth on Kubbci, Gild. Si pr. t' ' 'oiitiiiuous Gums, and pcifect fits in k;l csi-s .nstned. Mi; iirrsons know the great fully and danper cf en tn;t!nj i.irtr oi k to the inexperienced, or to those lirtiij 'li -ian.-e. ' A? nl 1 3. 1ST I . 1 y . i) . IIOWAKD 1M.TTEKSOX, Piysician, Surgeon aDd Accoucheur, (Successor to Geo. W. cip.) OiTut M:iin street. .Stroudsburg, Pa., in Dr. S-i br.iliiinp. residence arah street, next riciiii new meeting house. Prompt attention t. calls. f 7 to 0 a. ni. Office hours I V2i " 2 p. m. April It. l?71-ly. roIS.V IJKCWKU, 31. D. 0 PHYSICIAN AND ACCOUCHEUR, MOUNTAIN HOME. PA. D II. J. EI. SIS I'LL PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Oftioe 1st door above Stroudsburg Iiouse, re-Htiee 1st door above Post Office. 0:'riv-e Iiour from 'J to l'J a. M., from 3 to 5 and 7 to 'J ?. m. fMay 3 '73-lv. rnisiciix, srr.GEo. and alcolciieik. In die old office of Dr. A. Reeves Jackson, residence, corner of Sarah and Franklin street. STROUDSBURG. PA. August 6, 157'J-tt: jyi. II. J. PATTCRSOX, OPERATING AND MECHANICAL DENTIST, Karir,? Wated in K.i-t Stroudsburg, Pa., an- innricM that he is now prepared to insert arti t:.i. ! . 1 ....... "uu leein in the most beatitiltil and lile-like uamier. Also, great attention given to filling aad preserving the natural teeth. Teeth ex tracted without puin by use of Nitrous Oxide j-is. All other work incident to the profession wneinuie most skillful and approved style. Ail work attended to promptly and warranted. .nar?(?s reasonable. Patronage of the public Offlce in A. W. LoJer's new buildinar. or- An-ilutnink Iiouse. East Stroudsbunr, a. i t..i.. ii ic-'j D R. A. L. PKCil, Surgeon Dentist. Announces tint Iiavinj just returned from e"!a! Coilegs, he is fully prepared to make Weal teeth in the most beautiful and Jife manner, and to fili decayed teeth ac c -nj to tiie most i-nprcved method. extracvd without pain, when de- b lby tl,e "se of NitrtfUS xi,,e GaF' ach I8 enlirey nrmess Repairing of I kinds neatly done. All work warranted. La"5 reasonable. . Oiace in J. f; K"pii.rV n,;t. .Mit;, S reel, Stroudsbur-, Pa. Attorney at Law, 'tvi hz building formerly occupied iP i Jr!1' anJ P.Pfwte the Strouds- ,!;,iC; -"ani stroet, .Stroudsburg, Pa. Jan i -i-tf e T', teUiU V'7Iw W0,,11 inform the public that K't. d hr"' formallv keptbv Jacob j.d', 'ln the liorotigh of Stro.idsbiirjr, I'a., ii p-Vr, 3 reI'ai'ed and refurnished the same, U "'t,- l? r'ltrt:in all who may patronize Uh -...ie e !ll,n of proprietor, to furn M winrUjr acco" '"Nation at moderate rates 'oft! no l'ains t0 promote the cotn- p:tr.,i i-, ,. '. ' A liuerai share ot public i"11'''7 D.L.PISLE. K EONESDALE, PA. Central location ot any Hotel in town. R. W. KIPLE & SON, i J. 1st? i .. 1 IV ) KrjVAUD A. VVir.SOX'SfWVVil. Pnv1'' N' Y') ReciPe fr C0N iodeH nd ASTHMA carefully com- HOlJ.TMOTrn . t. 5 onr.au b UHUtj BTUKJ5. 'itiT ' una truTr. M- 07. J W. HOLLTxNSHEAD. LOCAL INSTITUTES. UY V. AV. WOODRUFF. The public school sy.tem of Peon sylvanu is, in the best sense of the word, democratic; it is of the people. It is flexible, and can be made to subserve the want of any community, however peculiar those wants may be. It is administered by directors chosen by the people whose schools those directors are to organize and control. The branches of study required are reading, spelling, writing, grammar, and history of the United States; or, comprehensively, lanijuoge and calculation. It would be impossible to conceive of education with out some knowledge of these subiects Tq what extent they are to be taught, or what other branches may be introduced, the law does not specify. This is left to the judgment of the directors of the district, without any limitation, except what may be lound, practically, in the maximum tax. It follows, then, that our schools can never be permanently better than the directors choose to make them. The directors, as a rule, will not choose to make them may better than the people demand. The people will not demand better schools until they are convinced that it is practicable, aud that it will Ic profitable to make them bettor. It i necessary, therefore, to convince the peo ple that better schools are practicable; that better teaching talent can be secured ; and that better houses, better furniture, more illustrative apparatus, and better appliances generally, would be profitable investments. We do not say that the people would always adopt and pursue what is shown to be for their highest interest. Habits, prejudices, irrational desires, or the love of money may inter fere. A present inferior good will some times be preferred to a more remote though superior ono. Hut it cannot be expected that the people will enter upon any course of action involving heavy expenditure, whose results lie far in the future, and pursue it steadfastly, unless they are convinced that it is wise so to do. Under our system, this result must be reached through the people. The appeal must be made to the only power that can achieve tho result desired, or that can secure and sustain it when it shall be once attained. Iut an appeal alone will not accomplish the work. The balance of power is in the hands of those whose habits of thought are somewhat fixed They are distrustful of new things. They incline to the adage "if true not new ; and if new not true." A plain statement of the facts and figures in regard to educa tion will not arrest attention and awaken the required interest. It will be con sidered simply a school report. "Seeing is believing." The most successful and legitimate method, therefore, of creating a proper public sentiment, and of giving that senti uaent an intelligent direction, is to get the pupils, teachers, parents, people and superintendent together, and talk the whole subject over in all its beariogs Let it be shown then and there, by actual illustration, what the teachers are doing in their school rooms. Let various methods be presented and their merits discussed. Let the difference between good and poor teachers appear. Let all the complaints aod suggestions of parents, teachers and citizens be considered candidly. Let it be shown that good schools increase the value of property ; that an intelligent people is always more prosperous than an ignorant people ; that improvidence and want dog the heels of ignorance; that intelligence, judging of the future by the past, anticipates events, and provides for them, and, knowing the laws and possibilities of nature, makes her minister to human well being. This can be done by means of the local institute, which should be made more a peoples than a teachers' institute. The local institute is needed to supplement the county iostitute, which few of the direc tors and citizens can attend. NVben teach ers return from the county institute, whera they have been giving attention for a week to the science of education and methods of instruction, listening to the best thoughts of the most accomplished lecturers, it is often to find their pupils somewhat demoralized, and the directors and patrons annoyed, by the week's vaca tion. If, animated by higher purposes and renewed zeal, they attempt to in troduce new topics and methods, they frequently fiod that neither the pupils nor the parents are in sympathy with the moremeut. The local institute is needed to call out the parents, children and teachers; to make them acquainted with each other; to allow an interchange of ideas, and to open the way for iuch chauges and improvements as, when understood, will be generally approved. Local institutes are now field in at least fourteen counties of the State. But in most of the counties they eootinue only one or two days; sometimes beginning Friday Dight and closing Saturday night, so as not to interfere with the regular sessions of the schools Of course but little can be accomplished in one or two dajs. It is simply the district institute extended with the county superintendent to direct ; and it is devoted, for the most part, to the matter and the methods of instruction. It does oot, to any great extent, enlist the sympathies of the peo ple ; is not felt to be a people's institute. Id two counties, Bucka aod Chester, and perhaps io lome others, local institutes STROUDSBURG, MONROE be gin on Monday afternoon, and continue until Friday night, and are the most po pular and best attended meetings held In the county, unless the annual couuty fair be an exception. The idea ef holding institutes in all parts of the county, each to continue for a week, originated with Dr. Franklin Taylor, in 1857, when he was superioten dent of Chester county. He held some twenty-five or thirty during his term of oillce, and thus borught the local institute within the reach of almost every citizen of the county. His object was to make the people acquainted with the school system in its practical workings, and to suggest and illustrate the importance of better teachers, better houses and better educatioual appliances. The doctor had rare tact of mauaging a popular audience, and the interest in the institute always increased to the close. Local talent was utilized, and a small fee at the door one or two evenings, or sometimes voluntary contributions by citizeus, met all expenses. Those institutes are bearing fruit in Chester county to day. Dr. Taylor's successor held nine local institutes during the war ; but the evening sessions were sometimes given up to patriotic speeches, and the enlisting of military companies, and interest iu the institute waned. The late superintendent, Prof. Geo. L. Maris, revived it, organized it more perfectly than it had ever been before, and made it as attractive as ever. With the teachers he brought in the children, and had them give recitations and readings, and appear in classes. This proved au attractive feature. The superintendent of Bucks county, H. B. Eastburn, Esq , has within the last two years, held eight local institutes, each continuing a week. These have been among the most attractive meetings ever held in the county. In nearly every instance no hall was found large enough to hold the people who would cotne, in sonic intaocas, eight or ten miles to attend the institute. Once, on account of the numbers in attendance, it was found necessary to organize a second insti tutc in another hall. Prof. F. A. Alleu, of Mansfield, who has, probably, attended more teachers' institutes than any other man living, was employed at all these institutes, and the people seemed never tired of listening to him day or night. The drill in vocal music, using the Music Page Supplement of The School Journal, proved one of the most attractive features Among the lecturers and readers for the evening exercises were Drs. Willetts and Warren, Dsniel Dougherty, Esq , and Piof. II. V. McCully, of Philadelphia. The leading features of the Chester coun ty plan, as originated by Dr. Taylor, and systematized by Prof. Maris, were adopted by Mr. Eastburn, with such modifications as the new circumstances required. The mode of procedure was substantially as follows : The institutes were appoioted on cousecutive weeks, and the time and place of each announced in the county papers some weeks in advance. The superintendent then visited as many schools as possible in the vicinity of the localities where the institutes had been appointed, arranging with teachers for writing essays on specified or appropriate topics, aod for preparing their scholars, without interfering with the regular routine of school duties to take part in the exercises of the institute. He con suited the directors, teachers and citizens, and cither himself, or through them made all the necessary local arrangements. The consent of the board of directors had to be obtained before the teachers and pupils could adjourn to the institute. The effect was, for a month or more previous to the iostitute, to invest all the regular school exercises with an unwonted interest and attraction. The opening session of the institute, Monday afternoon, was occupied almost exclusively by the children in readiug, reciting and singing. This arrangement always secured a full house at the beginning, without regard to the weather ; as the children must attend. They had been preparing for it, and anxiously looking forward to it for long weeks. The schools were in regular session in the forenoon, and at noon the parents and citizens took the children and teachers from their school houses to the iostitute in wagons or sleighs. The greater the number of children in atten dance the greater the number of parents to hear them, until stauding room was at a premium Everybody was surprised to see everybody else there ; and all were surprised and delighted to fiod the in stitute at once so popular. 1 he superin tendent embraced the opportunity to state the clnracterof the local institute, aDd to euumeratc the principal topics that would be discussed. He spoke of defects and ueeds, and of what he desired and hoped to accomplish by means of the institute. He invited all to come together for a week, aud discuss with the most perfect freedom all matters relating to the cduca tiooal interests of the community. All who had complaints or suggestions to make in reference to the school system, or its administration, or in reference to modern modes of instuction, or of school management, were promised a full aud patient hearing. Some interesting subject would be briefly discussed, but was generally dropped, like Sam Welter's valeuline, at just such a point as to make the audience ''wish there was more." The principal topics of interest con sidered during the week were methods of teaching the different braDchea of study, illustrated by the teachers and pupils of COUNTY, PA., APRIL the different schools present ; uniformity of school books ; mode of furnishing books; furniture; apparatus; irregular ity of attendance; truancy; parental co operation ; studying at home ; classifica tion of pupils ; longer school term ; local supervision ; gradiog salaries ; care in selecting teachers ; to what extent arithmetic shall be taught; what new xtudies are needed; school houses; ornamenting school rooms, etc. On many of these topics teachers or others had prepared esays which were read as an introduction to a discussion of the subject. The discussion of these themes awakened the greatest interest, which was sustained and intensified to the end. The evening lectures were upon more general subjects; but all of the them related more or less directly to the sub jeet of education. This narration is here given as a practical illustration of the only way in which our school system can be made efficient, viz : by showing the people what a powerful instrumentality is :u their hands, and teaching them how to use it. Other methods may be better adapted to oilier localities. But substantially, and to a good degree, what has been done and is now doing in the two couuties named, can be done in many other counties of the state, if not in all, with proper wisdom and effort. It is the testimony of Prof. Maris, and of the present superintendent of Chester county, Mr. Pierce, that the good effects of the local institutes are ap parent io the schools of the vicinity where they have been recently held. Among theses they specify better houses, better furniture, greater uniformity in books, greater solicitude for good teachers, the establishment of successful graded schools, an increase of the professional spirit among the teachers, and a better apprecia tion of the school system. The work in Bucks county is full of promise, and some fruit has already ap peared. But it must bo borne in mind that Bucks has had but eight local in stitutes, and they reach back only two years, while Chester has had about sixty, and they cover a period of nearly seven teen years. Time is, of course, an element in the question. Give the local institute a fair opportunity and time, and then let it be judged by the fruit. If any apology is necessary for introduc ing the uames of several county superin tendents in this article, it is deemed sufficient to soy that many of , the thoughts expressed have been obtained from listen ing to their elucidation, aud witnessing their practical application in connection with the official labors of the gentlemen named. School Journal. CLARA LOUISE KELLOGG'S SOLDIER LOVER. The following comes from a very grace fully written sketch of the great Ameri can prima donna, froai the pen of Lucy Hamilton Hooper. A singular and mourn ful little romance is connected with the earlier portion of the fair singer's career. During the last year of the war, and after one of the last great battles, the chap lain of one of the Massachusetts regi ments, was rendering the last services to the dyin, when he came across a young lieutenant, lying by the roadside, and evidently desperately wounded. The chaplain proposed to summon medical aid, but the young man declined the offer, saying that he was dying, and that he preferred to be left to pass away without further suffering. After doing what he could to make the sufferer more comfort able in his last moments the chaplain ask ed the dying man if ho wished to send any messace to his relatives or friends. "No, he had neither he was alone in the world." "Was there no one," pre sisted the chaplain, "to whom he would like to send a word of farewell ?" The young officer hesitated. "Yes," he an swered, "there is one Miss Clara Louise Kellogg. She does not know me, nor have I ever met or seen her off tho stage. But she is the one, the only woman that I ever loved- I saw her in opera re peatedly when I was last in Boston, and the effect she produced on me was iu stantancous aDd ineffaceable. And I should die happier did I know that she would one day learn that I had existed, and that I had loved her." A few brief lines were penciled by the failing hand on a leaf of the chaplain's note book, a single dark curl was severed from the locks already growing damp with the dews of death, a word or two of thanks were faintly spoken, and then the dim eyes closed, and, the brief romance aDd the young soldier ended together. In due course of time the letter and the lock of hair were placed io Miss Kcllogg's hand ; and if the spirit of the sender, at the momeut of receiving them, was hover ing near, he had at least the joy of know ing that, though unknown to his fair lady love, he had not died uowept by her. Phoebe Couzine, the young St. Louis lawyer, appears io court dressed io heavy silk with a polonaise righly trimmed with black lace, roses io her bosom, white frills around her Deck, and a sparkling aigrette iu her hair. While pleading she wears a modest jacket, with black velvet hat and plumes, which she often removes when speaking. . It is pleasant to see a young, creature come into a horse car, seat herself for ad miration, look happy for five minutes, and then wake up to the miserable con sciousness that there is a rip iu the mid die fioger of her right glove. 30, 1874. hwji. mj.i mmj . n uhw-u'bl aj A Righteous Judgement. Last week a young German girl named Amelia Donnerschlag, having a truthful confidence in the laws of her country, es pecially as expounded by Banyon, went before that justice and began a suit for 200 against August Bchrens for breach of promise. She would have sued for more, but 200 is the limit of jurisdiction of a justice, and that is the reason why she stopped at that figure, not but what she esteemed her lover worth a much higher sum. A warrant was issued, and the cause 9ame up yesterday. AU the parties were in attendance. The complainant stated that she had known the defendant in Germany, and had become engaged to him there. He had emigrated to this country in order to earn a home, and she had followed him in the course of a year. Soon after her arrival, finding him in good eircmstauces, she pressed him to fulfill his promise but he refused to do so Hence the suit. The justice aaked the young man if he had anything to say in his behalf, and he stated he had. Mr. Behrens As the young lady says, your Honor I was engaged to her in Ger many, where she was living with her father. I came to Chicago and boarded at the house of her sister and mother who were living on Division street, and I liv ed with them for nine months. During that nine months I had many opportune ties to watch the ways of this young lady's mother, and I was Dot pleased with them at all. At this point the brow of the justice unbent. His manner which had been particularly gloomy, began to change, and he looked with somethinti of friendliness upon Mr. Behrens. "Excuse me," said the judge, "I should like to ask you a few questions : Did this woman say that she intended to live with you after you were married ? Did she inform you that she was ready to take all the care of the household off your hands ? Did she ask you to let her save up your money' Did she say that she could take care of it a great deal better than you could ?" "Yes," said Mr. Behrens. "Go on," said the judge. Mr. Behrens When this youDg lady came over here from Germany she did ask nie to marry her, and I was rejdy to and I told her I was. But she said that her mother must live with us and keep house for us. I told her 1 had watched the ways of her mother, and that I was not pleased with them ; that I loved her very deeply and was ready to marry her, but did not wish to marry her mother also, who was a woman of lordly aud un pleasaut habits, and insisted upon feed ing me too much on cabbage, a vegetable I have always had a dislike for. I am ready, your Honor, to marry her now, providing that she will leave her mother out in the cold ; but I will not marry the old woman. I have made up my mind to that, no matter what comes. The Justice Now, let met ask you, my young friend, which would you rather do pay down 8200 or marry the young lady and have her mother live with you '! Mr. Behrens (firmly) I will pay the 5200. The Justice Allow me to shake hands with you. I envy your firmness. There was a period in the life of this Court, when it was placed in circumstances some what similar to your own. If it had had the moral courage you possess, it would have saved about twenty years of misery and uuhappiuess. The alternative was presented to this Court whether it would marry a young lady and her mother, or whether it would pay S125 in gold. The Court was poor at the time. It was earn ing an unsatifactory living at the restaur ant businss. It yielded. It took the young woman and the mother in law and kept the jji-o. l or a quarter ot a ccn tury this court regretted its hasty action. It is glad to n)eet a mao who cheri.-hes happiness more than lie does money. The order of the Court is that the defendant stands discharged, and the cottiplainuut, who has been trying to bring a man into slavery to a mother-in law be fined 10 and costs. Chicago Tribune. Companionship and Health. To be perfectly healthy and happy one must have friends. They need not be in large numbers but one, two or three kind red spirits with whom one can commune, frhapc joys and sorrows, thoughts aod feelings. In choosing friends great care is necessary. There must be some com mon bond of sympathy. It may be mor al, intellectual or social ; but even these bonds are not sufficient. A weakly person, an invalid, needs healthy friends ; u timid one, brave friends. Those who are blessed with good friends are healther and hap pier than those who have none. He Learned It. A firm dealing largely in coal in one of our Western cities had in their service an Irishman named Barney. One day the head of the firm, irritated beyond en durance at one of BarDej's bluoders, told him to go to the office and get his pay, and added, "You are so thick headed I can't teach you any thing." "Begorra," saik Barney, "I larnt wan thing since I've been wid ye!" "What's ' that ?" asked his employer. "That sivtnteeo huodred make a ton " Birney was re taiced. 50. .aj "jrwvjM.ngt.'g. iVA."5tWj.ia xr.y .' t r m ni ar -tw AN ACT Relative to the issuing oj xcarrants to survey vacant lands. SECTfON 1. Be it enacted hy the Sen ate and House of Representatives rf the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania in Gen eral Assembly met, and it is hereby r?i acted by the authority of the same, That every applicant for a warrant to survey aoy of the vacaut ltnds of this Common wealth, shall produce to the Surveyor General a particular description of the land applied for, with an affidavit of a dis interested witness, made before a justice of the peace of the township or borough in which the land applied for or the grea ter portion of it is situate, or if there be no justice of the peace in such town chip or borough, before a justice of an adjoining township or borough, specify ing whether the land be improved or not, and if improved how lornr since the said improvement was made, that interest may be charged as now provided by law. Tho applicant for such warrant shall declare, upon oath or affirmation, before a justice of the township or borough in which tho land or the greater portion of the same is situate, or if there be no justice in such township or borough, before a justice of an adjoining township or borough, that he verily believes that no warrant or other office right has previously issued for such land, has one issued, after giving full par ticulars in relation thereto, shall deposo that he verily believes it has been aband oned ; aod if at any time thereafter it shall appear that the person or persons deposing as aforesaid, fcr any of them, shall koowingly have sworn falsely, such person or persons shall suffer all the paius and penalties of perjury. Section 2. No warrant shall issuo for any tract or piece of land on which settle ment is made, or which may be either in whole or in part cleared and fenced, or otherwise improved, used or occupied and held by defined boundaries, unless to such person or pe:sou3 respectively, who have made the settlement, clearing, fencing or improvement, their legal representatives or assigns, upon proof of owner.-hip of such settlement or improvement right, aud if any warrant shall issue otherwise than as aforesaid it shall be void : Pro vided That this section shall not apply to abandoned irr provements. Section C. Every applicant for a war rant to survey vacant land shall, after, filing his or their application for such warrant, and depositing the amount of the purchase money and fee with the Surveyor General, give at least thirty days' notice of the filing of said applica tion, with a full description of the land as set forth in the application by publica tion, once a week for three successive weeks, in one or more newspapers of the county in which the land is situate and nearest its location, and shall furnish proof that such notice h is been iziven be fore a warrant shall issu : Pi ovided. That if any caveats or cavcit dia!l have been entered against issuing such war rant, the same shall not issue until di rected by the board of property ; and if the board of property, after a hearing up on a citation issued io pursuance of any caveat shall decide against issuing the warrant, the purchase money shall be re turned to the applicant. Section 4. This act shall not apply to applications for warrants filed with the Surveyor General before its passage. II . II. M'COKMICK, Speaker of the IIou?e of Representatives. B B STRANG, Speaker of the Senate. ArpROVED The fourteenth day of April, Anno Domini one thousand eight hundred and seventy-four. J. i IIARTRANFT. ROWING FOR THE GIRL HE LOVED. A young man of thid city, being at an up river town a few days a;o, took a skiff to row to the next town down stream. About the time be put out, he noticed a man and woman in a si in i liar boat on tho opposite side of the Ohio, the mau pul ling with all his might down stream. The Evansville youth did not want to be beat en by a man who had a load while he had an empty skiff, so he oent himself to his work with great energy. Bow as hard as he might, the oarsman on the other side kept ahead of him, until the young man made up his mind there was some thing wrong with the current, and ho tried to cross. This seemed to givo additional energy to the other oarsman, whose "feath ered oar" was plied with such a will that he gained sensibly, and our Evansviller dropped back, but still kept the couple in sight. After half a day's row the single oars man stopped at a town, rested and did such business at he found, and took tha next steamer for home. On the way down the steamer was hailed, and tha couple from the skiff got aboard. The young man, after a short time, approach ed the chapion oarsman and remarked : "Well, you beat me, didn't jou ; tut I tried hard to get ahead." "Thunderation !" exclaimed the man, "Was that you a pullin' after in. I tho't it was Lize's dad, an' I jest lit in with, all my might, but it's no ue now ; we's mar ried for good now, stranger, an' I wouldn't row that hard even ef the old in an was to heave iu sight." Pvansvilie Journal. Is a man with corns eligibk to itenj berchip at a GrjDgr ? NO. s