I.UL miTiji eJ JJ M H 1 JJ JLJOJLi I Wl1 ','JjK'.lill JOB l!UWMIRUiJI,iJltl I M 1 1 Qcuotcb to politics, tterature, Agriculture, Science, illoralitn, ab cucral Sntelligcucc. VOL. 31. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., JANUARY 1, 1874. NO. 33. huh mm i ii mm i n n Published by Theodore Schorls n . . t a i .t.iM r :i vivi r i ri n! i'nii(?i nnrl if m 1,il'v:f ii e ih en I f the year, two dollar and fitly v oner li-fOiitmnei UiUii nil arrearages are paid. L. -! .it Hi" i ti-m I me iv.i'ior. it-' ot liif- insertions $1 51. Each niMitiouul i':iti 51 Longer oner in proportion. JOB iMsivrixG, 07 ALL KINDS, ,.., tiWl in the luslic-l style of tlie Art,Hiil on the iii ot tc.if in tfole leru-.s. WILLIAM S. REES, Surveyor, Conveyancer and peal Estate Agent. Fans?, 'Timber Lands and Town Lots FOR SALE. DiIk c next door above S. Rees' news Depot and i!d d oor below t!ie Corner Store. March 2'J, 187:J-if. DR. J. LAN TZ, :ir,reoM atitl Mecliatiical Dentist, st.il ii t Us o!Sift .i M tin Street, in the second . ... W . I. . . . I. . . I- 1... .1 . .. . 1 .. . .. iilir the S roti.isiiNty I!cine, ami lie ll.tllei himself ut v ei j 'ifcu yei s i-uiisi iu pr-.icln-e mm tlie mot 'iic-t 4i! i c.iirt'iil a'.teusi n to nil mallr-rs pertaining ,, hi ;t"f 'l' . t ImI lie is fiitly blc In i-rf.iiu -ill i.rr.i:iins in thr irii'al line in tlie tuoet ciirful, tasle ;1 iiit'il ni.iiiiicr. s.ic.-i il u'ltMiti'Hi jivea to s:ivinq the Natural Teeth ; p'.it. t'i l ie l ivru ui oi Aiu.n-iHi i rci ii on luioiicr. k: :i. silver or i'..itiuuius Gu:ns, and pci iert tits in I. ii M.o i i i r J. pn s.i.1 ii ?re:ii lolly arm u.mgcr hi ei- I i-.is-1.;2 I'ii'ir wo. iv in nit: iiiexjr:ei! ei. ono muse liiiiis U i . l-l.i ik-c. April IS, leTl. ly .?. II. hill T.I,. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. m.Tu-b 3-t il'ior u'wve Stroudslnirg Ilotwo, I re-icJeii.'e door alxjve l'st Oflice. j ( !: ur from 'J to 12 A. M., from o to o m l 7 to . r. v. May I) PHYSICIAN, SURGEON & ACOOUCHER. la t lie oi l oiliT sf Dr. A. Keeve Jatk.-oti, re.-iJorii'c, turuor of ?f.ira!i ami Fr:;nklii: s-trect. STROUDSBURG, PA. Jibuti S, 187-J-iJ'. ) 11. II. J. IMTTERSOX, rERTl'G AM) MEfilAMfAL DEMIST, Ihviiij Inf Ued in I'at Strotulsburg, an-noan-jM that he is now jircparod to insert arti sidil teeth in the most beautiful and life-like !ui:i:i?r. Also, gre:it aUcntioti given to filling .". )'. ti iL-scrv i:: lt l!ie natural teeiii. TVelh ex- ;rn:cd with.o'it :iin iy a of "NiJrons Oxiue 'ii. AH ot!i!r work iiu-ivlnit to toe profession 1 vie in tiie hiot skillful and approved fit vie. I All work attended to proinj'tlr ji warrantcl. .nar'M reaaa!iie. I utroaast? oi the puoiic solicited. o.u c in A. vV. Loder k nir butliiin, op 3ne Analoniitik House, East u-ondsburg, ft Jn!v 11, 1873 ly. R. ST. E.. IMlt'K, Annonricrs ih it hie:? jus returned from Denial Co!lei'?. lie is fully prepared to make o n i rl c ; a I teeth in the most beautiful and Mc- like mmncr, and lo fill decayed teetli ac ordin;j to tltc most i n proved method. TeeUi ex'ract -d yithoot paio, wlien dc ire.J, liy the ute of Nitmus Oxide Gap, which is entirely hirmless. Repairing of il ki-i.Ia n-atiy (!.ne. All work warranted. -!urjes re jsombte. 0:n.;e in J. G Ke'.ter'u new Brick build in, .Miii S reet, Stroit Jcbur, I'a. auj 31-; f Tints u. waltox. O.Ti- in the bailliisq: fonucriy omtpied h' Ii. M. l-.ir-)!i. iiTi.-l otp(.site tlie Strouds Ii:ik. Main strvet,' Stroudsburg, Pa. j r.i l:;-tf M!:!:iCA elOTEL. The M'.bs-.-ri'jer wowld inform the public tbat tie Ii us K'a.ed tli bouse formally kept by Jacob Kncolit. in the Uoroiigb of StroucL-bunr. I'a., s'.nd havin j repainted an 1 rc-ftirnislied the same, i ;nt'tAred to (-p.tori.iin all who may jatronize . ii:n. It is t!io aim of the projrietor, to furn ish li'.tpcrior aecomuiodatiotis at tiiwleratc rates and will -pare no pains to promote the eom Jort of the guests. A liberal hbare of public patronage wdieittt. Vil 17,'TJ-tf. V. I,. PLSLl-L H0NE3DALE, PA. Mat central location of any Hotel in town. . 1. W. KIPLE&SON, li3 .-Iain tr((t. Proprietors. Jaur.-rry '.i, 173. ly. 4 IiosiTK THE DEPOT, East Stroudsburg, Ia. " J. J. VAN COTT, Proprietor. I t Hie bar contains the ehoiest Lupiors and lAisLE is fc'ipplieu witlt tiie tiet Hie market wri. Charges moderate my 3 1872-tf. 117 and 119 North Second St. A HOVE ARCH, PH5LACELPK1A. May 30, 1&72- ly. liamburglit N. Y.) Recipe for CON. fUMPTION.nd ASTHMA carefully com Punded at HOLLINSHEAD'S DRUG STORE. 7 Medicines Fretk and Pure. 21. 1667.) V. HOLLINSHEAD. Nothing to Lend. Rushing 'round ihe corners, Chasing every friend, Plunging into banks, Nothing there to lend, riteously begging Of every man you meet, Hie me, this is pleasant, Shinning on the street. Merchants very short, Running neck and neck, Want to keep a going, Praying for a check. Dabblers in the stocks, IJlue as blue can bo, Lvidently wishing, They were fancy free. All our splendid railroads, CJot Pitch dreadful knocks, . Twenty thousand bulls, Conld'nt raise their stocks. Many of the bears, In the trouble shafting, Now bejrin to fed, Tlitv'vc been over-itVir-inir- Risky speculators, Tumbling with the shock; Never mind the stopping, More than any clock. Still they give big dinners. Smoke, and drink, and sup, (ioing all the better, For a winding up. Ranking institutions, Companies of "trust' Willi oilier people's money, (Jo off on a bust. Houses of long standing. Crumbling in a night; With so many "smashes," Xo wonder monev's tiht. Cientlcmcn of means, Having lots to spend, Save a little sympathy, Nothing have to lend. . Gentlemen in want, .Willing to pay double, Find they can borrow Nothing now but trouMe. Half c.ir men of business, Wanting an extension. While nearly all the others, Contemplate suspension. Many of them, though, Don't appear to dread if, Lvery cent they owe, Is so much to their credit. Rrokers all are breaking, Credit all is cracked, Women all expanding, As the banks contract. Panic still increasing, Where will the trouble end, "While all hands want to borrow, And robody can lend. Running 'round the corners, Trying every source, Asking at the banks Nothing there, of course. JohxK Hekkmas. East Stroudsburg, Dec. Ifith, 1S73. The Yirginius Massacre. .STORY OF TIIK EXECUTIONS BY AN EYE WITNESS. The i-aik Morntx'j Star, from Cuba, brings authentic particulars of the ruas sncre of the crew and passengers of the Virjjinius. The second mate, Francis Coffin, a highly intelligent young tnau, was an eve witness of all the proceedings, from the njouicnt the Yirginius entered the baibor of Santiago de Cuba ecortcd by the Spanish phip of war Tornado until the last executions took place. From him, a few days ago, a reporter of the Timr.g obtained the following deeply in teresting account of the tragedy: The Virinius was brought into the harbor on ihe Ut of Xovenjber. escorted by tke Tornada and another Spanish man of war. On the njoruiug of the following day, Sundav. a detachment of companies of joldiera was rcurched down to the wharf and formed in a kind of hollow pquarc about it, protecting every avenue of ap proach. The new?, meanwhile, had spread that the piisoners captured on t oard the Virgioius were- poing to dc brought ashore and lodged in the jtil prc r..iratorv to their trial bv court ucartial. Soon all the etreefs and avenues leading to the wlvirf were densely crowded with people anxious to catch a glimpse of the prisoner when they should be landed. Such wa their eagerness to obtain good positions to ece the prisoners that fre quently the soldiers were compelled to employ the butts of their muskets to keep them back. Every window and house top a!sj had their occur auts gazing with in erise on the scene below. The people were not all demonstrative. They seemed, however, to Le deeply impressud with the srravjty of the situtatiou, and conversed ju low tones as to the awful fate that probably awuited the prisoners. The cap lives first taken from the thip consisted exclusively of passengers, Capt. Fry and crew being left aboard, and were convey ed on shore ici boats bt longing to the Tornado. Among the firft to be landed were Gen. Ryan, IJernabe Varona, Pedro Cespedes, and Gen. .lesus del Sol. These four j heed apart us being the leadeis of the expedition, and were treated with more consideration than was exhibited to ward the remaining piisoncrs. They were not manacled, whereas the others, with out exception, lefure leaving the vessel, had their elbows pinioned to their sides, and were hand cuffed besides The irons were not removed until after they had been lodged in jail. When all the cap tives had been landed, a Spanish officer stepped up to Gen. Hyan aud his three companions, and, . respectfully saluting him, intimated his pleasure that they should accompany him. .Without a word the four obeyed the intimation, and march ed away from the wharf to the prison, which was only about two blocks distant, followed by a file of soldiers with bayonets fixed. Meanwhile the other captives were standing grouped upon the wharf, chat ting and smoking.-. None of them ap peared to understand the awful peril of their position. Many laughed and joked about their position, evideutly consider ing that they had got themselves iu a bad scrape, hut nothing more. Neither the populace nor the soldiers at that time made any hostile demonstrations against the captives, nor were they subjected to any ill treatment or indignities beyond the pinioning before mentioned. A few mo ments after Gen. Ryan and his compan ions had been taken away the remainder of the captives were taken to the prison. The people then dispersed. Lte iu the evening a rumor wa3 circulated that Kyan, Varona, Cespedes, and Jesus de Sol had been condemned to death, and were to be shot on the following morn ing. The report, which was soon ascer tained to be only too well grounded, ex cited the most intense excitement, and was everywhere the universal topic of dis cussion. Many persons it was apparent condemned the action of the authorities, but were afraid to . express their senti timeots for fear, of becoming involved in trouble. How the four condemned men spent the night before their execution Mr. Cof fin said he did not knew. Gen. Ryan, a short while previous to the hour for go ing to the place of execution, obtained permission to write soma letters and make his will. Before being granted the per mission, he was compelled to. make an oath that he would not make any attempt to escape. About fire o'clock on Mon day morning, the fated four were march ed to the '-Slaughter House," which is about ten minutes' walk from the prison. Ryan was dressed in a blue flannel shirt and light pantaloons, wore a white felt hat looped up at the side, and carried a small silver star on the left side of his breast. "He showed," said the mate, " ik ore grit and courage than oue would have thought possible. A person would imagine he wa going to his wedding in stead of to his death." The others, too, acted like brave 'men, especially Cespedes, the youngest of the three, whose courage never for an instant quailed. On the way to the execution ground Gen. Ryan spoke two or three times to the Spanish oflicer who walked beside him, protesting that his execution was without justifica tion, as he had not had a fair trial, or any trial at all, in fact. A Catholic clergy man offered his ministrations to Ryan, but he refused to speak to him and moved away. On arriving at the slaughter house Mr. Coffin states that the Spanish officers directed the condemned men to kneel down with their faces to wards the wall. Ryan and Cespedes protested against this as an indignity, and asked to be allowed to kneel with their faces turn ed toward their executioners. Finally, however, they submitted and assumed the required position. Then there was a pause for an instant, followed by a flash and a report, aud the four were writhing in the agonies of death. Their suffer ings did not last long aud all were dead within the space of four minutes. The reports circulated in New York that a Spanish officer thrust his sword through Ryan's heart, and that the heads were chopped off the four murdered men and carried in triumph through the streets, Mr.. Coffin pronounces as altogether uu ture. The moment life was extiuct the four bodies were placed in a cart and tak cn to the cemetery, where they were thrown into a rude hole hastily dug, and some hovelsful of clay thrown over the remains. Meanwhile, the house of Mr. Smith, the American Consul, h id been placed under a guard of Spanish soldiers, and Mr- Smith was compelled to remain with in doors, and not allowed to hold com munication by letter or otherwise with any one outside. He was not even per mitted to come oat on his verandah. Of ihe massacre of Captain Fry aud the crew of the Virgioius Mr. Coffin gives the f'ol lowing graphic decription : "The execu tion took placo in the afternoon. The trial had been on board the Tornado, and on the morning of the execution the cn tire party was taken on shore and ruarch ed to the prison. 1 talked with Captain Fry on the way fr m the jail to the slaugh ter house. The first question I asked him was where the Virgiuius was when captured. He said that she was just ciifhteeo miles south cast from Fort Moraot, cn the coast of Jamaica. When I saw that we were certain to be captured, said the Cap'aiii, I sent for Varona, and asked him what he proposed to do, to fight or surrender, adding, it is all oue to me. lie replied that he thought it best to surrender. There was a slow match to the magazine, but he had got the men into their present pasitou, and he thought he ought to give them a chance for their lives. Accordingly they had sm rend ered." "At the placo of executiuu," con tinued Mr. Coffin, "ono of my mates, Cbailes Hfell, the steward of our vefsel. gave poor Fry a glass of water. The Spaniards treated the Captain well, and never pinioned him from first to last. He, and iudeed all the others, bore up bravely, and never flinched for an in stant. When the crew had knelt down the Captain walked along the line, and bade good bye to all tho men in turn, white and black, for there were several negroes in the crew. As the men knelt they were distant from the wall that sur rounds the execution ground about three feet, while about three p-ices behind then, with levelled muskets, stood the detach mcnt of marines detailed to execute the sentence. Just before the fatal volley was fired Capt. Fry took off his hat. He seemed a if h? was sayiug a prayer. Of the whole thirty seven, Capt. Fry was Ihe only person who fell at the first fire. His body was riddled with bullets, and he died almost instantly. All the others were butslightly wounded. The scene that followed was tlie most frightful I ever witnessed, . and I have been on many a battle Geld. After the first volley I jumped upon the wall, and from' there I could'see everything that happened. The poor creatures who were wounded lay up on the ground, rolling about frantically in their own blood, and uttering shrieks of pain and agony, and loud, appeals for mercy. Their appeals for mercy fell up on men deaf to compassion. The mur derers rushed upon them like demons, and, thrusting their muskets into the mouths and ears of the unfortunate wretches, absolutely blew their heads off. Some of the poor creatures frantically en deavored to burst the bonds and seize the muskets, but of course cculd not succeed I shall never forget the awful groans and shrieks that resounded from the place of slaughter. Full ten minutes, that looked as if it might have been an hour, elapsed from the time the first volley was dis charged until the last of the unfortunate men was dead. I heard men say who were on ships in the harbor that after the first volley was fired the reports of the guns subsequently discharged continued to sound like the cracking of fire works on the Fourth of July in New York. It is a positive fact that, with the exception of Capt. Fay, the head was blown off every man in the thirty six. The marines seemed to exult in -their work of blood. I felt ashamed that day of being an American. After all the party were dead, as in the cases of Ryan and his compan ions, the bod ics were thrown into a cart aud carried off to the cemetery. As many as a dozen bodies were throwu iuto the same hole. On the 7th of November the remainder of the passengers were to be executed fifty in all ; but on that day an English man of-war, the Niobe, arived in port. The Captain, on coming into the harbor, did not salute the Spanish forts. He was in his boat before the anchor touched the bottom, and on landing proceeded straight to the Governor's house, and peremptorily demanded that the executions should cease. The Govornor at first declared that he had no right to interfere, but the Captain said that in the absence of an American man of war he would take the responsibility of protecting American citizens, and guarding the honor of the American flag. It is said he give the Governor General his choice between yielding to his demands or having the city bombarded, and the Governor accord ingly gave way. Only for the arrival of the Niobe there can be no doubt but that the fifty would have been shot that after noon. All the Americans in port were leud in praise of the manner in which the Captain of the Niobe acted. I ascer tained a few days after his arrival that he came in answer to a telegraphic message from the American Consul, sent after the massacre of Capt.' Fry aud his crew, ask ing to have an American man of-war dis patched to Santiago de Cuba. There happened to he no American man of -ar at Kingston at the time, but the comroan der of the Niobe immediately got up stream, and even though he had not his full complement of men. m-ny of them being on shore, without delay started for Santiago de Cuba. One of his first acts was to compel the Spauiards to icmove tho Ameirican flag from tho .place on the deck of the Tornado, ' where it had been thrown about and trampled upon for days, more like a rag than a flag. He also compelled the Governor of Santiago to furnish hiui with five copies of the of ficial proceedings in regard to the trials oue for himself, one for his Commodore, one for the American Government, ouo for the British, and the remaining ono for the American Commodore." When concluding his story, Mr. Coffin assured the reporter that the Spanish authorities somehow seems to have no respect for the American Government, and do not bos itate on the slightest pretext to insult the Americau flag. One exceedingly warm day in June, a neighbor met the old man, and remarked that it was very hot. "Yes," said Joe, "if it wasn't for one thing, I should say we were going to have a thaw." "What is that?" inquired the friend "There's nothing frozen." "Well, friend Jim, haw did you make ii down South '(" "First rate made plenty of monev." "What did you do with it?" "Laid itoutio houses and lots." "Where?" "Evcrv place I have beeu where there were any." "What kind of houses and lets?"' "Coffeehouses aud lots of nhiskey." Providentially Directed. Among the attendants at a" late Methodist conference was a very beautif ul aud intelligent looking young lady, who drew Ihe admiring gnza cf many eyes, masculine, always ou the lookout for female faces. During the iutermissioH j at noon, a spruce young minister stepped up to the presiding elder, aud said, wilh an air of secrecy : "Did you observe the young lady who sat by the first 'pillar on the left?" " "Yes," said the elder, "what of her?" "Why," said the young man, ' I feel ira pressed that the Lord desires me to take that young lady for my wife. I think she would make a good compauion and help-mate in the work of the ministry." The elder, as a good Christian ought, had nothing to object. Rut in a few moments another candidate for ministerial efforts aud honors, and for the name of husband, came confidently to make known a like impression rcgardiug the same young lady. "You had better wait awhile. It is not best to be too hastv in determining the source of such impressions," said the prudent cider. And he said well j for hardly were the steps of the second youth cold at his side, crc u third approached with the same story, and while the worthy confidant still marveled, a fourth drew near with the question : "Did you notice the fine, noble looking woman on your left ?" "Yes." cried the swelling elder. "Well, sir," went on the fourth victim of the unsuspicious girl, "it is strongly borne in upon my miud that it is the will of the Lord that I should make proposals of marriage lo that lady. He has im pressed me that she is to be my wife." The elder could hold in uo l.jcgrr. ''Impossible ! impossible !" he exclaim ed in an excited tone ; "the Lord never iutended that four men should marry that one woman !" Late Fashion Notes. A novelty just introduced is English embroidered cashmere, all eyelet holes and compasses, the open work done with silk flofs, and to bo worn over black .silk iu tunics, sleeveless jackets, and, indeed, polonaises. It is shown in gray, brown, and black. Sets of linked balls for collar aud cuffs, in black, gray, blue, and red fancy composi tion, and also ia oxidized silver, cost Sl'75. Tho newest linen collars, high and flaring behind, with rounded fronts, are made with tiny chemisettes, and sold for 35 cents ; fastened by lallj and a chain, they c:)t 81. These are in the best style and well made. With embroidered edges, they cost from- SI 25 to 52 50. lt is the fashion abroad for ladies wheu traveling to wear leather bags sluojr over the shoulders like a tourist's strap satchel. Side pockets end pockets behind in redingotes areprefered here. Fanciful pockets made entirely of jet net work and fringed arc worn with black silk dresses. Little girls wear Normandy caps of black velvet, trimmed with colored ribbons and Valenciennes lace. Later in the season Normandy caps of white cony skin will be worn with the little fur sack cloak to match. Larger girls wear felt hats with low crowns and turned-up brims, pointed and dented fancifully, bound with velvet, and omamcuted with a wing or eock's plumes, and worn fur back on the head nbove flowing wavy hair or else long' braids. Josh Billinars' Good Rezolushuns. That i won't smoke enoy moro cigars only at sum body else's expense. That i won t bony nor lend cspeshily lend. That i will live within my inkum, if I have tew git trusted tew do it.. Tlut i won't advise cuuybody, until i kuo tho kind of advise they are anxious to follow. That i won't wear enuy more tltc hoots, ! if l have tew go barefoot tew do it. That I won't .-wear cuny, unless I am under oath. That i will take mi whiskey hereafter straight struight tew the gutter. Ihat the world owes me a living pro videu i e un it. That if a mau kalk use a phool, i wou't ask him to prove it. That if a man ta!U me a mule won't kik, i will believe what ho says without triciug it. That the best time tew repent ov a blunder ia just before the bluudes iz male. That i will try hard to be honeut, but it will be just mi darned luk to miss it. That i will love mi mother iu law if it takes all the money i kau earu to do it. That i beleave real good lies are get ting skarser and skarser every day. A "hard times" ball is to be given at St. Petersburg, Clarion county, about the holidays. Gentlemen must wear patched clothing and uublacked boots, aud ladies nothing finer lhan calico, while all jewelry will be tabooed. The supper will consist of mush and milk and baked potatoes. Five thousand miners and mechanics iu and about Scrantou have agreed to subscribe ten. ceuts per mouth each to ward a memorial fund for the support of 1 the Luclawauua hospital iu that ri!y. i MISCELLANEOUS. There are 1C88 Sunday schools iu New Jersey, with 21,581 teachers and ever 150,000 scholars. Slrange, that, notwithstanding so zaaojr concerns are going into liquidation, the gin mills are all running ou full time. A chicken with four vtiogs and four legs is Potisville's latest lusus nature. It "died a boruiu'," though. The snow is eight to ten inches deep at Laurel Ridge, Cambiia county, acd dt cr slaying is good. The mayor of Allentowu has ordered the arrest of young meu who loaf about church doors at close of service. One huudred acd forty-four dcw houses have becu erected ia Port Jervis, than far, this year. Sitka, the capital of Ala.ka, is in trou. blc. It has a public debt of 8150, and only seventy five cents in the public fund. The buildings 1C3 to 1G0 Canal street, New Orleans, were burned Saturday. Loss estimated at 850,000. It is stated that a veiu of anthracite coal over five feet iu thickness has been discovered at Fast Chailestown, Tica county. Wheu a rcau has trouble he takes ta dunk, but when a womau meets with a misfortune she merely goes over to bcr mother's and takca lea. The once popular Danforth House, st Pithole City, which cost 828,000 original ly, was sold, the other day, for a leu. dollar note. Seven bears were seen together at Frogtown, Cambria couuly, Pa., a few days ago. A farmer succeeded iu killing one of them. The Greenville Argwt says : Emigra ihn has turned. Au emigrant wagon passed . through town yesterday labeled, "From Kanas; Pennsylvania or Bust." Beautiful! A little girl was receutly asked the following question : "What ia fiith ?" She replied," Doing God's will aud asking no questions." Gov. Osborne, of Kansas, has appointed Robert Crozier United States Senator to fill the vacancy caused by the resignation of Senator Caldwell. Over one thousand skilled English and French silk operative have returned home since the cetsation of work at the silk factories in Paterson, N. J. The Lehish and Susquehanna Railroad has now a double track between Easton and Bethlehem. In about a year tho double track will be completed to Scran ton. Five thousand miners and mechanic! in and about . Scranton have agreed to subscribe ten cents per month each towards a memorial fend for the support of Lackawanna Hospital, in that city. New York city is "'some potatoes. " It is estimated that four million boshels of this indispensable tuber are sold there every season at prices fluctuating from fifty to seventy-five cents per bushel. The oil produced in western Pennsyl vania tho p3st year, it is estimated, would fill a canal 25 feet wide at the top, 12 at the bottom, 7 deep and 70 miles long. The woman who said the lutcbt thing out was her htisbaud, was -answered by her neighbor, who remarked that her hus band always came home early before any one w3s up. An old lady from the country, with six unmarried daughters, went to Aususta, Ga., the other day, hunting for the pa trons of husbandry. She meant busi ness. Iu Jefferson township, Berks county, thero is a man named John Strauss, who attends to his firm in person although he is uincty-one years old. He is as vigorous as a mnn of fifty. His descendants have reached the fifth generation. A gentleman who mthcr suspected some otifi was peeping through the kry. hole of his office door, investigated with a syringe full of peprer gauce, aod went home to find his wife had been cutting wood and a chip had hit her ia the eye. They had a miracle up in Maine, last week. A sick man's son went out and beat about the bush all the afternoon to get a ttiee, tender partiidgo for him, and ju3t us he reached the house at night, tired, faint and empty handed, and think ing how he should cousole the old man for the disappointment, a gigantic hawk flew over and dropped, almost at his feet' the very partridge he wanted. Titusville has had an Ench Arden case. The Courier says : "We gave an account iu yesterday's Courier of one Deitrich, who went away from this city about a year ago, leaving behind his wife and two children. During his absence his wife married again, and her first husband returned home .Tuesday night last. The parties all met yeslerday, and an agreement was 'drawn np between the wife sud the second husband that they each go their way, and neither would ver bo molested. So accordingly. Deitrich i J cow in poeion of his wife and hi ! hildrcu, and Smith is a widower'