Scooted to politics, itctaturc, gricnlttuc, Siicntc, illoroliti), and cncral 2tatcHiqcurc. VOL. 30. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., SEPTEMBER 12, 1872. NO. 19. FnMislicd by Theodore Schocli. TE!l -Two dollar yearin advance and if not ij'bef.irc the eii'i of the year, two dollars and fifty lfl,tt will be charged. y, ii iiuT.li.Mronlimie'l until all arrearages are paid, ricep' at the , lion ol the Eilitor. lO'.V tvenisemciits of one square of (right line?) or or tlirne insertions $1 30. Each additional Kelui, 50 cents. Longer ones in proportion. "JOB PRINTING OF ALL KINDS, Executed in the liiuliest Myle of the Art, and on the most reasonable terms. Valuable Property Jp O TEt S ALE. 1 he subscribers oner tor sale, I a .irtnicir resiuenco in rirouusunr!r. I I ijfg The Ijot has a front of 1 45 ft. i3 m ..nam ctrcct, witn a depth ot J.'K ii'l't. The buildings consist of a convenient dwell- in!: house, storehouse, barn and other out buildings. There is an abundance of choice apples, pears, plums, grapes and small fruits, with excellent water. May 10, A. M. H. STOKKS. DR. J.LANTZ, Surgeon and Mechanical Dentist, S'.iil Iris !n office on Main Street, in the second fiijrv r !r. S. Walton's !riek tn: i!! i iijz. neatly oppo nlo'tlirt Siiwidshnrj: House, and lie d.iltprs'htin.-elf that liV eisiitecn years constant practice and the most e.truet ami caic-t'til :ittciili.n to all mailers pertaining t hit (liolVs.-ioii, that he is fully able to perform all rations in thedciiial li.'ic in the most careful, lasle lil a.i'l s!!li'!i mcnier. :j;i-ul atlsntion given to savins the N itiiral Teeth ; nlD. the riMT'inn of Artificial reetli on ItuUtier, C ilJ. Sliver or i'o.iIiiiuous Gums, and perfect fits In all c:i--s insus'ed. M- si ie. :is know ihe ereat fully ami danger r. en lrn!iM? il:v'' rti'it lo the iiiex;u ie weI. or to those livni: at . i distance. April 13, 167 1 . Iy tiCO. JACIiSOX PHYSICIAN, SURGEON & ACCOUCHER. In the oM ofileo of Dr. A. Reeves Jackson, resilience in Wyckoff's btiihling. STROUDSBURG, PA. August 8, 1672-tf. J. II. J. IATTf:iSO.V, CrEIlATlXG AM) 7uECIIAMCAL DEMIST, Having located in East Stroudburg, li., an unu rices flint he is now prepared to insert arti ficial teeth in the most beautiful ami life-like manner. Also, great atteniion iwn to filling and preserving the natural teeth. Teeth ex tracted without pain by use of Nitrous Oxide (ias. All other work incident to the profession lone in the most skillful anil approved style. All work attended to promptly and warranted. Charges reasonable. Patronage of the public olieited. Oiiiee in A. W. Ixder's new building, op posite Aualomink House, East Strondsbursr, Pa. July 11, 187:2 ly. DR. N. Li. PECK, Surgeon Dentist, Announces lint bavin? just returned from I)ontal CoMegs, he is fully prepared to make artificial teeth in the most beautiful and life like manner, and lo fill decayed teelh ac cording lo the most iiiprcved method. Teeth exfract-d without pain, when de fired, hy the use of Nitrous OxiJe Gas, which is entirely Inrmless-. Repairing of ail kinds neatly done. All work warranted. Charges reasonable. OSce in J. (J. Roller's new TSrick build ing, Maiii S'reet, .Stolldburg, I'a. au-'31-if Would respectfully announce to the Wic that he has removed his office from Uikland to Canadensis, Monroe Cuunty, Pa. Trusting: that many years of consecutive yrjeiif-e of Medicine and Surgery will Ix; a cierit wuar.mtee lor the public confidence. February 1S70. tf. JA51K.S Iff. WALKKV, Aifottarj'iit Ia v, Ornce in the buiMing formerly occupied y li. M. I'nrson, and opposite the truds- Mir: J'ank, Jlaiu street. Mroudsbur"-, l'a. J-ni:J,-tf a c si a r a s x ua v s s:. J Ol'J'USITK Til K JKIOT, jv-ist Stroudsbur?, l'a. .' J. VAX COIT, I'roprictor. The JUtt contains the ehoiest Liquors and thp tablk is Hiipplied with the best the market yifloi-Js. Charges moderaU1. may 3 lS72-lf. KO.S .lluu:it Vernon Ilouae, 117 and 119 K"crth' Second Et. Ar.uYK Auor, PHILADELPHIA. Way 30, 1672-ly. KELLERSVIXiLE HOTElT"" , he imdersijrneJ having puix-hasod the anovc v'.j!l known and j.ojudar Hotel JVoi-'i'-i- Would rcspxvtfullv inhirni the traveling I'Khlie that he has refurnished and titt4il up c -Jlotel in the lest style. A handsome 'tr, with choice Lienors, and Segars, iHjKtc atLcudauts and moderate charges. CLIAKLES MAXAU Oct I y 87 ! . tf. l'rojjrieti r. B This cid et;jbr.shed Hotel, having recently ch:.nL'(i Ii;tn lrt, and been throughly overhauled nd ropidred, will reopen, for the reception of M puestrt .m Trnday, May 27th. .. I'lo piiblie will alwavs tind this house a de- ifiHile l d of rfirl I-'ci-rv denartment A V ill tnanafd in the best possible manner. ' ,:,h!e will bestinplied with the best the Ma The J fiords, and cfi)noisiire will alwav lind none KUriiIw1 wit i u teSL t ie .Mar Kit '"t the best wines and liquor at the bur. O00.J Ktabliiig beloning to the Hotel, will be ""Hid at all times under the care of careful and r.:ligin;, Hitandants. 25, 1-7.'. ANTHONY H. KOJIMEK. Vlnejjar Bitters are not a" vile Fancy Drinlc, rnade of Poor Rum, Whisker, Proof Spirits and Refuse Liquon, doctored, spiced, and sweetened to please the taste, called " Tonics," " Appetizers," " Restorers," Sc., that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin, but are a true Medicine, made from the native roots and herbs of California, free from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They are the Great Wood Purifier and a Life-Riving Principle, a Perlect Renovator and Invigorator of the System, carrying off all poisonous matter and restoring the blood to a healthy condition, enriching it, refreshing and invigorating both mind and body. They are easy of administration, prompt in their action, certain in their results, safe and reliable in all forms of disease. No Person can take these Bitters accord ing to directions, and remain long unwell, provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of repair. Dyspepsia or Inrtlsrost Ion. .Headache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, Diz liness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the l.unjs, Pain in the regions of the Kidr.evs, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dyspepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a better guar antee of its merits than a lensthv advertisement. For Keinalc Complaints, m young or old, married or single, at the dawn cf womanhood, or' the turn of life, these Tonic Iuers display so decided an influence that a marked improvement is soon percep tible. For Inflammatory nnd Clironlc Rheu matism and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, J'iseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and P.ladder, these Bitters have been most successful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blood, whcli is generally produced by derange ment of the Disrestive Organs. They are a Oentlc Purgative ns well ns Tonic, possessing also the peculiar merit of acting as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious Diseases. For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car buncles, Ring-worms. Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery sipelas. Itch, Scurfis, Discolorations of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a Short time by the use of these Bitters. One bottle in such cases will convince the most incredulous of their curative effects. Cleanse the VIIIaol Blood whenever voo find its impurities bursting through the skin in Timples, Eruptions, or Sores; cleanse it when you find it ob structed and sluggish in the veins ; cleanse it when it is foul : your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. Orate ful thousands' proclaim Vinegar Bit ters: the most wonderful Invigorant that ever sustained the sinking system. Pin, Tape, anil oher Worms, lurking in the system of so many thousands, are effectually de stroyed and removed. Says a distinguished physiol ogist : There is scarcely an individual upon the face of the tarth whose body is exempt from the presence of worms. It is not upon the healthy elements of the body that worms exist, but iwon the diseased humors and siimy deposits that breed these living monsters cf disease. No system of Medicine, no vermifuges, no anthelmin tics will free the system from worms like these Bit ters. Mechanieal Diseases. Persons engaged in Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type-setters, Gold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance in life, will be subject to para'vsis of the Bowels. To puard against this take a dose of Walker's Vinegar Bitters once or twice a wee':, as a Preventive. Bilious. Remittent, nnd Intermittent Fevers, which are so prevalent in the vaileys of our great rH-ers throughout the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Illinois, Ten nessee, Cumberland, Arkansas. Red, Colorado, Braros, Rio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile. Savannah, Roan oke, James, and many others, with their vast tributa ries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied by extensive derangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. There are always more or less obstructions of the liver, a weakness nnd irritable state of the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being clogged up with vitiated accumulations. In their treat ment, a purgative, exerting a powerful influence upon these various organs, is essentially necessary. There is no cathartic for the pnrpose equal to Dr. J. Walker's Vinegar Bitters, as they will speedily remove the dark-colored viscid matter with which the bowels are loaded, at the same time stimulating the secretions of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Scrofula, or King' Evil, White Swellings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous Inflammations. Indolent Inflammations, Mercurial Af fections, OM Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore Eyes, etc., etc In these, as m all other constitutional Dis eases, Wat.ker's Vinecm Bitters have shown their great curative powers in the most obstinate and intract able case. . . . . Dr. Walker's California Vinegar Bitters act on all these cases in a similar manner. By purifying the Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the effects of the inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected parts receive health, and a permanent cure is effected. The properties of Dr. Walker's Vinegar Bitters are Aperient. Diaphoretic and Carminative, Nutritious Laxative, Diuretic, Sedative, Counter-irritant. Sudorific Alterative, and Anti-Bilious. The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walker's Vinegar Bitters are the best safe-' gnard in all cases of eruptions and malignant fevers, their balsamic, healing, and soothing properties protect the humors of the fauces- Their Sedative properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels either from inflammation, wind, colic, cramps etc Their Counter-irritant influence extends throughout the system. Their Diuretic properties act on the Kid neys, correcting and regulating the flow of urine. Their Anti-Bilious properties stimulate the liver, in the secre tion of bile, and its discharges through the biliary ducts, and are superior to all remedial agents, fur the cure ol Bilious Fever. Fever and Ague, etc " Fortify the body ngait disease by puri fying all its fluids with Vinegar Bitteks. No epi demic can take hold of a system thus forearmed. The liver, the stomach, the bowe's, the kidneys, and the nerves are rendered Uiseae-proof. by this great invig- Xrant. . . . . , . Directions. Take of the Bitters on going t bed t night from a half to ona and one-haif wine-glassfull. Eat good nourishing food, such as beefsteak, mutton chop, venison, roast beef, and vegetables, and take out-door exercise. They are composed of purely veget able ingredients, and conta.ii no spirit. T.WALKER, Prop'r. It. II. McDOXAXD &, CO., 'Drugxists and Geu. Agts., San Francisco, Cal.. and cor. of Washington and Charlton Sts., New York. 5QLD ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. June 27, 1672 :3tn. Carriage Making. The undersigned tukes this method of in forming the public, that he still con tiuues the above business in all its branches at his old taod, on Franklin street, Strouusburg, l'a , whore be will be hap py to receive orJers for work in his Hue, including general Wheel wrighting, Blacksroith ing, Pr-inting, Trimming, &c. His stock, of the best quality of seasoned lumber is large and very complete; and as has a full force of lirsr class workmen at nil the branches, he flatters himself that he is fully prepared to accomodate ull who favor him wirh orders, and guarau tea entire patUfacl wu. ... llenairing promptly attended to V !. HUNTSMAN. July '2St 1S70. LOOK THIS WAY, ALL WHO WANT Carriage Work or Blacksmilhing DONE IN A SUPERIOR MANNER! THE Subscriber begs leave to in lforrn the public that ho is fully pre pared, at his establishment, at the corner of Simpson and Sarah streets, in the borough of Stroudsburg, to make to order, every style ot Carriage, Wagon, and, in fact, everything in his line of bu siness, at the shortest possible notice, and ou the most reasonable'terms. Carriages repaired, trimmed and paint ed in the best style of the art. Having first-class material always on hand, and none but first-class workmen engaged, the public are assured that none but first-class work will be turned out at his shop. In connection with his Carriage Shop he has also a blacksmith Shop, where superior workmen will always be found ready to attend to the orders of customers The public are iuvited to call and ex amine his stock before purchasing else where. VALENTINE KAUTZ. September 11), lSG7.-tf. J) S. WILLIAMS, Watchmaker & Jeweler, MAIX-ST, STOUDSBURG, PA. Located in corner building, third door be low the Jeffersonian office. Itoom handsome ly fitted up, and heavily stocked with the fi nest assortment ot Clocks, Watches, Jewelry, Jewelers No tions, &c, ever ofTVred in thissccthn of counlt. A full assortment of Spectacles, of the best quality, and suited to all ages, always on sale. Silver-ware, and Silver Plated ware, al ways on hand at manufacturers prices. 07"l?ejiairinj neatly executed, and char ges extremely moderate. Calls from the public rcspcclfully solicited. Sole Aent for the celebrated Diamond Spectacles. November 5th, 1863 ly. PAPER RANGES, GLAZIER AND PAINTER, MONltOE STREET, Nearly opposite Kautz's Blacksmith Shop, Stroi'dsburg, Pa. The undersigned would respectfully in form the citizens of Stroudsburg and vicinity that he is now fully prepired to do all kinds of Paper Hanging, Glazing and Painting, promptly and at short notice, and that he will keep constantly on hand a fine block of Paper Hangings of all descriptions and at low prices. The patronage of the public, is earnestly sol ic ted. .May 16, 1872. A. KOCKAFELLOW, I) BALER IK Kcady-3Iadc Clothing, Gents Fur uishing Goods, Hats & Caps, Boots & Shoes, tic. EAST STROUDSBURG, PA. (Near the Depot.) The public arc invited to call and exam ine goods. Prices moderate. May C, lSfi'J. tf. Harness ifc Saddlery. The above business has again been re sumed at the old stand, lately pwept away by the late flood, near Ualdwin's Hotel, in Stroudsburg, where will be kept constantly on hand the heet assortment of Harness, double and single, Saddles, Bridles, Coliors, und every other article usuacly furnished in this line of busniess. Work made to order on the shortest notice. A large assortment of Mountings and Saddlery Hard ware always on hand. Call and make your own selection, nnd it will be furnished in style ard price not to be excelled in this market. Strict attention paid to repairingand done in shortest notice. Call and examine JOHN O. SAYLOR. Agent for PETER GRUVER. October fi, 1870. tf T yon Know isiui j. . m w mm McCanv is the only Undertaker in Rlroudcburrr who understands his business! If not. attend a Funeral managed by any other Undertaker in town, and you will see the urool of 1 ho fact. Sept. 16, '07 MASON trs A WOMAN METAMORPHOSED. A Story Told for Truth and Vouched for, but which the Reader May Believe or Not From the MUionri Democrat, A uyunt 22. Some fifteen years ago, at one of the principal seminaries in Ohio were two be autilul young ladies, whom circumstances threw unusually close together. They became like the friends in Shakespeare, "a double cherry growing oa one stem." They studied together being in the same class, roomed together,' ate slate pencils together, and in their noctural envelopes, sat at their room window to gaze upou the moonlight and tom-cats, who slept on the adjoining roof. In the course of time they graduated, and each went to her home. Hut their friendship was not im paired by distance, and the national re veuue was considerably increased by the postage on daily letters from each to the other full of affection and not crossed more than twice. In 1SG3 one of them became acquainted with a gallant soldier from Iowa, holding the rank of colonel, who had distinguished himself during the war. A brief acquaintance formed dur ing the furlough soon ripened into love, nnd finally culminated iu a happy mar riage. For two years they lived together, and under their roof no guest save happi ness seemed to have been admitted. One chiltf, the idol of its parents, teas Lorn to them Towards the end of 18G5, how ever, people began to notice that Mrs. bad changed considerably in appear ance. Her voice, once soft and silvery, had now a geuuinc masculine ring.. Her hands seemed no longer small and fragile, under their weight of rings, but large and bony. Au indescribable change in her walk was apparent, and at last a lux uriant beard forced its way upon her face. It was painfully evident that her sex was chau'ing. Physicians and sur geons were called in, and all were aston ished, but none could prevent nature from carrying out her strange freak. The uu fortunate wife, almost brokeu hearted, begged of her husband to apply for a di vorce. He applied for it, and it was grauted. Mrs. , throwing off the pet ticoat and panicr, which were hardly com patible with the beard, gave up her feminine accomplishments and pursuits, forsook the sewing machine, treated talk ing as a lost art, and earned her way by giving mu.-ic lessons on the piano. Of music she had always been very fond, and her rare accomplishments now stood her in good stead. Through all this time, even when parted from her busbaud, she had been in correspondence with her faith ful friend and schoolmate of years before. The changes which caused husband and friends to forsake her had uo effect upon the faithful heart of her girl friend. And uow eomcs the strangest part of this truthful and wonderful story. The school girls of ten years ago are now mau and wife. When .Mrs. developed into Mr. , she naturally turned for con solation and friendship to her old friend and talked love, not as the school girl, but as the man. In the ucw character she won again the heart which was al ready hers. They were betrothed and married, and now live together happily in the State of Iowa, prosperous in busi ness and highly respected by all who know them. As a matter of course the names of the parties are withheld, on ac count of the prominent positions they hold iu society, and to shield them from the curious gazes of all who visit their city. A correspondent of the Democrat while traveling there heard this strange story; went into their store, and made a small purchase in order to obtain a view of this strange couple. He found them both in the store. The husband may bt; some tweuty ciht or thirty years of age. but does not look older than a man ol tweufy five. His figure is slight aud weli knit. His height is about live feet live inches, and his weight may be lo'J or 140 pounds. His hair is a wavy brown, al most black, and be wears a neat lTtllc mustache but no beard, though his "chin new reaped showed like a stubble field iu harvest time." His features are regular and pleasing; eyes dark and mouth small and firm The face is not that of a wo man, but of a keen, active and caltivated man. His wife (or her wife, as the read er may prefer), is about twenty sis or twenty seven, vory young looking, with an abundance of blond hair and very sweet dark blue eyes. She seemed very fond of her husband, aud followed his every motion with her eyes, never speak in"' to him without addressing him as "dear." Their life, according to the neighbors, is au uninterrupted honey moon. . White county, Ind., has produced a baby with two heads facing iu opposite directions a regular Janus. A gentleman whose wife recently pre sented him with twin sous has becu com plaining of sunstroke. A Missouri agriculturist tells a story of bis having corn thirty three feet high, and expects the public to give ear it. Amale infant with two tongues has been born in Indiana, and the parents are cougratluating themselves that he 1SU t a gn 1. Chicago has a dog which nntirs horses bitched to posts, then jumps into the bug gy and barks uutil the thiu starts. BUCKALEW OR HARTRANFT? The political contest in this State cen ters chiefly on the candidates for Gover nor. There arc other important positions to be filled, as Auditor General and Con grcssmcn at Large, but all else is held in abeyance for the Gubernatorial fight. This has changed phase considerably, so that in place ot its being a question wnc ther liuckalcw is not greatly superior to Ilartranft, it is inquired whether he would be wanted at all. An array of facts has developed against him that is absolutely startling. He is a chronic office seeker, has held office for twenty years, manag ing to derive from his public career 100, 0U0 in salaries. This is a type of men not admired in this country. His public career has not been such as to recom mend him for the Governorship at this time. Consistent in his disloyalty, he was blatant iu his denunciations of Lin coln on his return from a forcigu mission; elevated to the United States Senate, he took the oath of ofucc and yet correspond ed with rebels, fomented opposition to the drafts, encouraged desertion, aud in var ious ways aided and encouraged the re bellion. This countenance aud support, extended by Uuckalew aud others of like spirit, prolonged the war thus sending to their graves many of the brave boys in blue. The war has been over seven years. We ask if the people are willing that a man like this shall have the honor of pre siding over a loyal State. The auswer comes from all directions, no. General HartranTt was a civilian when the war was broke out but joined the army, fought at Hull Hun, and so through the successive battles of the war. There is no flaw in his record, whether for loy alty, bravery, or ability. He become fa mous in deeds of -desperate daring. Re entering civil life, he was chosen Auditor General an office of great responsibility, whuse duties require a well balanced judg uient, fiue legal discrimination, and a fearless and vigorous mind, lie has fill ed the office to universal satisfaction the legislature extending the term in his case, till his successor is regularly elect ed. He has collected S35.000.000 of ac count due the State ; his decisions in com plicated cases have been sustained by the courts, aud his record thus without re proach. As one of the Commissioners of the Sinking Fund, he has aided in reduc ing the State debt over ten millions dol lars in eight years. Against him but a single charges cf imprudence has even been alleged, aud tlm was shown to have been remedied, as soon as the true charac ter of the person he was dealing with was revealed to him. This is a brief resume of the two candidates their records and their claims. Is it surprising that Hart ranft is so uuiversally pcrferred ? Candidates represent parties is there anything in the parties to indicate a change of preference ? If Huckalew is not belied he secretly dislikes the Liberal Democratic movement in which he is identified. Yet he affiliates with it, and goes marching forward under Grceleys warlike banner. We ask the soldiers ol the war, Democrats or Republicans, whe ther they can sustain this party, which boldly proposes to annual the achieve ments of their bravery and valor, and treat conquered rebels as though they were entitled to honor for their crimes 'I There is no misapprehension on this point. Mr Greeley insists that they shall be made to forget the war which means that their sorrowful rcmemberances are to be soothed away by agreeable offices; aud Huckalew travels on the same line. Do wo want a party or man representing these principles for Governor? General ilartranft stands associated with a party whose record is heroic. It fought for the entire Union during the war. It has stood firm for a united coun try since the war, aud has promoted peace, quietude and prosperity. The best era the countrp has kuown is linked with the administration of the goveruaient by the Republican party. Willi all this record, so noble and good, Ilartranft stands iden tified. He not only will be elected Gov ernor by a handsome majority, but it is fitting "that be should be. Pittsburgh Gaultc. The notorious Hugh Mara, who shot Alderman McMulIen, at a saloon in Philadelphia a few weeks ago, and for whose arrest a reward of 815,000 was of fered, was captured on Thursday night last. Mara was recognized by Alderman John 15. Ruck, as the latter was on his way home, at the Conner of Hroad aud Viue streets. Mara at first deuicd his identity, but the Allermiti seized him, when bis prisoner threw oil all disguise and acknowledged himself to be the man that was wanted. It is believed that Mara has been secreted in city sinco the attempted assassination of McMulliu. A great disaster occurred on Long Is land Sound on Friday morniug last. The steam propellor Metis, carrying passen gers between New York and Providence, during the heavy storm which prevailed at the time, collided with a schooner, knocking a hole through the bottom of the steamer. The boat at once commenc ed sinking. There were one hundred and fifty persons on board, about half of whom perished. Most of those who es caped saved themselves by climbing on the upper deck, which separated from the hull and was carried to the shove by the ate. A GENEROUS CONQUEROR Hartrasft and a Rebel Colonel, The Norristown Herald says; At are union of the Diagnothian Literary socie ty, at Laucaster, a little over a year ago-y Gen. Ilartranft presided. It fell to his lot to make the opening speech, which her did in a plain practical manner, although at the same time enlisting the strictest at tention of the assembled visitors. After dilating in a pleasing style concerning his college associations and habits, he con cluded by referring to the fact "that dur ing the war he met a Diagnothian brother on the battle-flel J, who occupied a pree minent position in the Confederate arirry and the thought occurred to him at thtf time that if he (Ilartranft) should have been captured by the enemy he would have been well cared for by his college' associate, and that on the other hand if his brother should have been his prisoner he could not have treated him illy. "In conclusiou I have the pleasuro of intro troducing to you this evening Col. Henry Kyd Douglass, of Ilagerstown, Mil., who will speak to you of Our Re union.' " 'Ihe effect of this coincidence of tho Union General aud Confederate Colonel forgetting the bitter old feud from which they so recently emerged and "shaking hands over the bloody chasm," electrified lhc audience, which immediately broker forth with uproarious applause, and thor wildest excitement coutinucd for many minutc3. Colonel Douglass arose and delivered the mobt eloquent speech of the evening, lie prefaced his remarks by faying that! the "gallant soldier who addressed you forgot to toil you under what circum stances he met me on the battlefield. It was shortly after a bloody contest, when the warm blood of the brethren North and South had been freely shed. I was hard pressed and Ilartranft kept driving, me back, back, back. I came within ther" Federal line, displaying a small white, flag, and bad the extreme pleasure of meeting may old college friend. He did uot cxplaiu to you this circumstance." He drove me from m position, but I do not intend' that he shall shall drive ta& from my position this evening." This acknowledgement of defeat, which' Hartrauft modestly did not explain to the society, reminds one of the struggle that" is now taking place on the battle-ground in Pennsylvania. Huckalew, the leader of the Democratic hosts, is trying to con quer the valiant army of Ilartranft. Ever siucc the nominating convention at Ilar risburg cur gallant General has "kept driving" Huckalew "back, back !" Ob the second Tuesday in October he will bo forced to hoist the white flag and make a complete surrender. "He will be driven from his position." Hut as Ilartranft was a personal friend of the Confederate Colonel, so likewise is he on intimate terms with Huckalew, the Democratic leader, who has already stated that he will make a good Governor. They will have a pleasant interview, no doubt. The sur render will have to be made, and the Re publican party aud the country will ba saved. BORN DRUNK. Among the names registered at Jno Tombs the other night was that cf a youth, about fifteen years of age, who had been arrested for drunkenness. Hut he was not drunk, nor had he been drinking. He was, moreover, in good, sound health, but gave all the external iudications of being intoxicated when arrested by a police officer. Upon protesting to tha keeper of the Tombs that ho was not in toxicated, it was revealed that the unfor tuuate youth had been born a natural druukard, or rather that he bad always acted like such a thing. He said that al though in good health, he had never been able to walk without staggering. His speech was not unlike that of persons iu a decided state of intoxication, and when excited he would mutter and reel. Tho unfortunate youth was detained uutil tho next day, and was sent to the courts to be gazed at through judicial spectacles. A subsequent investigation of I lie case proved that the lad had been telling tho truth about himself ; but his condition re vealed a deuionstrutiou of the natural law that the child is a fair copy of his par ents. It appears that prior to marriage, the father had been a sooret but confirm ed inebriate and when the facts became kuown to the woman thus suddenly ami unexpectedly, she wept in the most terri ble manner. Almost broken hearted, sho contemplated the future misery in store for her. Months passed away, when it was discovered that the child nt thrco years of age acted strangely, and at tho end of six months the unhappy woman fully realized all her forebodings. The effect produced upon the mother was not without iti influence upon tho father, however. Realizing, in the midst of tears cf bitter anguish, ihe sin that bad been visited upon the child, the man re formed, lie has now several bright child ren, and most exemplary "ones, too, they are. Hut the boy that was brought into the Tombs was uot drunk, but had en tailed upon hiiii a life of misery, as it was a blasted destiny. A. J". Tribune. For three years, laborers have been engage 1 in sinking an artesian well hi Jersey City. Tho well has now reached a depth of 1,000 feet, and Mipjdii's about sixty guilt-its ol water u u.iuu!v. it 1 V it n: I?