THEJEFFERS0N1AN Scuoicb to 3olitic0, literature, Agriculture, Science, illoralitij, an aural Sntdligcttcc. VOL. 30. STROUUSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., JUNE 20, 1872. NO. 8. published by Theodore Schoeh. TSKV' -T,.Jollira.e:t,1ri advance and if nut r-j,llcirethe eiA of Hie year, two dollar and fifty pnl Mill UC III"' S'-'- v . .in.v Ji:o!itiiiupJ unit! all arrearages are nan!. iirent nj.tjmi ol the Editor. i7.t ivenlseuieiiis of orle square of (eight line?) or fji.oiiu of three insertion $1 5tt. Each additional nuitioii, 50 cent. Longer ones in proportion. JOB IMIIXTIXG, OF ALL KINDS, iiceuteJ in the highest Myle of the Art, and on the innsl reasonable terms. Valuable Property FOE SALE; Jfok Tlic subscribers offer for sale, fFP'tal, their residence in Stroudsburg. Mil jj$ The Lot has a front of 145 ft: S.-SsSjn Main Street, with a depth of 2iK lift. The buildings consist of a convenient dwell ing house, store house, barn and other out buildings There i an abundance of choice apples, yr. plum?, grapes and small fruits, with rxflknt water. .May It., '72. A. M. k R. STOKES. i K'K.lWAXXA SIOl'SJ. i OPPOSITE THK DEPOT, Kast Stroudsburg, Pa, B. J. VAX COTP, Proprietor. The run contain.'' the choiest Liquors and the table is supplied with the best the market a3brd. Charges moderate. may 3 lSTH-tf. DR. J.LANTZ, Surgeon aiul Mechanical Dentist, t.!l his his office on M.iin Street, in the second ' of Dr. S. Walton's bricii building, neatly oppo :; the Stroudshurg House, and hcfl.tlters" himself liul ' ushtccii years conlaiit practice and the mot 4nif-.t and careful attention to all matters pertaining to li s prffci(ii, that he is fully able to perform alt rations in the dental line in the mo.H careful, taste t jl jhJ skilll'il manner. jtn-rul aUenMon given to saving the Natural Teeth ; '.. to the insertion of Artificial Teeth n Rubber, .;! i. Silver or ("liiluiuous Gums, and perlet-t fits In I ra.es injured. M ist prisons know the great folly and dunper ol en iruMing tliclr work to the inexperienced, or to those at a oi-itanc.e. April 13, 1ST 1 . ly DIt. C. O. IIOFIMIAX, 31. K. Would resjevtfully announce to the puHlic that he has removed his office from (hklau 1 to Canadensis, Monroe County, Pa. Trusting that many years of consecutive practice of Medicine and Surgery will be a fiitfSeiont euurantce for the public confidence. February 25, 1870. tf. Gas. "W. Jackson. Amzi LeBar. Drs. JACKSON & LcBAR wivsirms, sikgeons t ai'isithers, Stroudsburg and JJast Stoudslurg, lr. DR. GEO. W. JACKSON, Stroudsburg-, is the old oflice of fJr. A. Reeves Jackson Residence in WyckofFs Rtiihling. DR. A. LeBAR, East Stroudsburg, oSre nest ixr to Smith' Store. Residence i Mi K. Heller's, t'eb. 3 '72-1 f DR. N. L. PECK, Surgeon Dentist, Announced lint hnvinw just returned from Denial Coltegs, he i fully prepared to make urtificisl teeth in the most beautiful and lile lik manner, and to fill decayed teeth ac-c-rdaij to the tnot in proved method. TeeUi extracted without pain, when de :red, by the use of Nitrous Oxide Gas, which is entirely harmless. Repairing; of 'l kino's neatly uone. All work warranted. Chnrjes reasonable. Oftice in J. G. Keller's new Brick build ing. Main S'reet, Stroudsburg, Pa. uf 31-t f I II. WALT)., 0 Attorney sit Iawy, fn in the building formerly occupied Kv b. M. ljiirson, and opposite the Strouds turg Hank, .Main rtreut, Stroudsburg, Pa. jan lo-tf KELLERS VILLE HOTEL. , I he undersigned having purchased the r-iove well known and popular Jlotel Proper 'J. would respectfully inform the traveling Pb!ie that he has refurnished and fitted up the Hotel in the lest style. A handsome Ear. with choice Liquors and Segars, polite attendants and moderate charges. CHARLES 3IAXAL, OcU 0 1 S7 1 . tf. j Proprietor. f "und out wliy people go to McGarty's to their furniture, beouse he buv? it at the are liooms nf Jx.c cC Co. and 'sells it at Sf) advance of only ttrrtity-tico and ttco iiihtli p,r rn,t. Or m other words, Pocking ( hairs that he buys of Iam k Co. (through the runners be don't have) for $4,50 he sells . vr). I'ays him to bin ihhi (;m1 For- 'LKH k CO. Mrr.ud.-burg, Aug. 18, 1870. tf. PLASTEE! Fresh ground Nova Scotia PLASTER, t Stoke Mills. II KM LOCK BOARDS, FENCING, SHINGLES, LATH, PA blXG. and POSTS, cheap. FLOUR and FEED constantly on hand, i l exchange Lumber and Plaster for Grain or pay the highest market price. ULACKSMITII SHOP j.iet opened by . Stone, an experienced workman. Public trade solicited. . N. S. WYCKOFF. toke Mills, Po., April 20, 1871. I E V. E I) WARD A. W I LSON'S (of W il. J y liamsburgb, N. Y.) Recipe for CON. MPTIONud ASTHMA carefully com POttnded'at HOLLINSHEAD'S DRUG STORE. fe Medicines Fresh and Pure. ise7.j w HOLLINSHEAD. THE MOUNTAIN FIRES. A Visit to the Burning Mountains of rennsyivania scenes and Incidents How the Fire Traveled. From the New York World. Port Jervis, May 23. Strange, very strange, and most unsightly is the ghast ly appearance heareabouts of blackened fields, charred and ruined homesteads, and withered brooks, all Bhowiog where the scorching tornado of flame has eaten its blasted track. I feel myself at a loss for proper words in which to adequately give an idea of the horribly bare, black desola tion stretching for miles into the sur rounding country. Fertile fields, gleam ing with the vividly gliuting green of growing oats or wheat, giving promise of full, abundant crops ; stately trees, rejoic ing in the unhampered development of years, ana snintng id the adorning bravery of many leaved spring j and even the numerous intersecting fences which bore token to the farmer's care and skill, have all vanished from the surface of earth, leaving no trace save the melancholy cin dery fragments which strew the ground far and wide. For over four weeks not a drop of rain fell upon the parched and thirsty soil ; the earth was dry and crumbling, and every breeze, however gentle, floated away thick, powdery puff of dust, the streams sank daily lower and lower, leaving ex posed deuse banks of oozing mud from which arose the wan shapes of malaria ; many of the mountain brooks were dried entirely ; springs ceased to flow, and well buckets came in contact with the bottom, and the Delaware river could be waded at this ppot, for the water was lower than one's knees. A fearful droughi bad set tled upon everything with a universal, all absorbing blight. Overhead, thick, dense, and impalpable hung the cloud of smoke curling ever upward from the burning woods. Dimly shone the hazy sun, its beams obscured and looking like a dull ball of clouded light, the darkly op pressivc glare experienced in the heat seeming to portend some great destruc tion, vague aud vast. Fitful showers ol charred twigs and bits of burned leaves still glowiug with evanescent sparks pat tered down in weary sequence, and from the distance, faint and dim, came the niufrled roar of the fiery tempest. In Pike county, Pennsylvania, just across the river, the fire swept with its besom of destruction, covering as it went more than fcvco miles, a l:rge extent of much ot the bc?t land in the vicinity. Looking hence, the progress of the ftorrn could be uiaiked by an appearance like that given to t he Israelites ot old a cloud of tnoke by day, and at night a glowing mar's, transfigured and shot through by arrow fires. Futile efforts were made to stay its advance, but vainly. Like an inevitable torrent, it flowed steadily on ward, with the might aud calm impres siveness of fate. It seemed some horrible monster, coosciou3 of its work and glory in its power ; insatiable, and demanding the more the more was given, and never glutted. Old landmarks vanished in its glowing embrace. A thin stream of fire would run in advance of the coming wall of flame, leap upon the side of a barn, and flit over the crackling, gum-exuding boards in impish glee, then dive sudden ly into the interior. Faint blue emoke would arise tremblingly and drift away into lazy motion ; then a quick jumping stream of fire would follow, light issue from all parts at once, and almost iustau taneourly the barn would become the vor texofthe flaming whirlpool that roared and raved atound it as the centre. y this time the wall of Ere would have ap proached and all would be eugulfed with in the larger flood, and barns, houses, and cattle-sheds be whirled away in ashes and smoke- Ahead, but all too short a way, the frightened family would be fleeing along the road, often times saving only the clothing they wore, carrying the little ones, whose lagging feet would have cost their lives, and followed by what domestic animals they could have persuaded to come dogs, horses, sheep, cowe, oxen, hens, and even geese pressing forward in aeon fusedly mingled mass, flying with commou accord lrom the huge, wide stretching wall of fire that ran after them with such terri ble rapidity, thrusting out long arms,eager to clutch, aud roaring like the wiud. . Many were the instauces where the fire hurried ou so swiftly that it seemed as though it but designed to plant the seed, leaving that to develop as best it might. The flaming wall would in some case rush past with the whirl and dash of a plunging cataract, and in its track would be seen the parched fields faintly flickering, and houses and trees fiercerly burning, while the main body of flame be tens of rods away. At the lumber vil lages of Carter and Gould, Pa. the two separated only by a stream, named Lar ry's Creek the fire came upon the in habitants so very quickly that scarcely anything was saved. Terrified, hemmed in, surrounded by a blazing wall, they sought refuge upou the thousands of logs lying in the mill-pond near one of the villages. And here occurred oue of the most curious incidents of the fire. As though determined not to relinquish any substance whicu could be made to burn, the flames came down to the water edge, pounced upon (be half submerged Jogs, and drove away the frightened occupant in dismay. Dashing on, the fire swept over this large mass of floating timber, and, in a short time, three thousand logs were blazing at more than furuace heat iHuwmimiijumijiM blown by a tornado. Think of this vast collection of wood, crackling and roaring in one huge flame, while around its lower edge was a continual sizzling as fire came in contact with water, bellowing of rush ing flames mingled with sharp hissing. It was a picture as grand as it was awful Finally came the blessed rain. Dig surly clouds strutted high into the sky, and there collected in threatening port ent. They grew blacker and blacker; once in a while a keen dazzling flash of lightning sped across their sombre fore heads, followed at an interval by the hoarse, low rumble of tar off thunder. Thousands were collected in all the coun ties scourged by the fires, with heads up turned and eyes astarc, gazing wistfully, painfully at the clouds, praying and hop ing, yet hardly daring to hope. In this vicinity the streets were crowded with wide eyed gazers, all keeping a perfect silence, intent only upon the darkening heavens. A big drop of rain fell upon a man's head ; he lifted his arm and looked at it almost wonderingly. Then came another, and still another, and quickly down poured the sheet of driving, drench ing water. Put who cared for being drenched ; relief had come, and fires would be stayed. Large, muscular men sobbed audibly, women threw themselves upon their knees and passionately thanked God in inarticulate words for the sweet boon of heaven's charity, and little cildren joined in the general chorus of thanks giving. Down poured the rain and down fell the fires, fighting to the last, but at length stifled aud choked. The thirsty smoke ascended the billowy masses, sul len and reluctant, but defeated and retir ing. So ended the great fires of the spring. It is not possible at present to even es timate the immense loss caused in Sulli van, Delaware and Ulster counties, New York ; Sussex county, New Jersey ; and Pike, Wayne and Monroe counties, Pennsylvania ; but it cannot fall short of many millions of dollars. This will in clude the destruction of crops, timber, cut and uncut; saw mills, with the stock of machinery and logs and boards ; bridges, plaokroads, farm houses, barns, sheds, cattle, domestic animals, stored produce, fences, and several small villages, where the destruction of indivinual property has been almost complete. Fourtunately I can hear of no lived being lost. In the Saddle. A cavalry camp immediately after reville, says Gen. Custer in his ''Life on he Plains," always presents an animated and most interesting sceue. As soon as tlte rnlJ.i are called and the reports of ab sentees made to headquarters, the men of the companies, with the exception of the cooks, are employed in the care of the horses. The latter are fed, and while eating are thoroughly groomed by the men, under the superintendence of their officers. Nearly an hour is devoted to thi3 important duty. In the meanwhile the company cooks, ten to each company, and the officers' servants, are busily en gaged preparing breakfast, so that with in a few minutes after the horses have received proper attention breakfast is ready, and being very simple it requires but little time to dispose of it. Imme diately after breakfast the first bugle call indicative of the march is the "General," and is the signal for the tents to be taken down and everything packed in readiness for moving. A few minutes later this is followed by the bugler at headquarters souoding "Pouts and saddles," when horses are saddled up and the wagon train put in readiness for "pulling out." Five minutes later "To horse" is sound ed, and the men of each company lead their horses into line, each trooper stand ing at the head of his horse. At the words '"Prepare to mount," from the commanding officer, each trooper places his left foot in the stirrup; and at the command "Mount," every man rises io his stirrup and places himself in his sad dle, the whole command presenting the appearance to the eye of a huge machine propelled by one power. Woe betide the unfortunate who through carelessness or inattention fails to place himself in the saddle simultaneously with his compau- ions. If he is not for this offence against military rule deprived of the services of his horse during the succeeding half day's march, he escapes luckily. As soon as the command is mounted the "Advance" is sounded, and the troops, usually in "column of fours," move out. The com pauy leading the advance one day march in rear the following day. This succes sive changing gives each company an op portunity to march by regular turn iu advance. Our average daily march, when not in immediate pursuit of the enemy, was about twenty five miles. Upon reach ing camp in the evening the horses were cared for as in the morning, opportuni ties being given them to graze before dark. Pickets were posted and every precaution adopted to guard against a surprise. . A Gue quarry of lithographic stone has been discovered in Kentucky, on the line of the Lexington aud Dig Sandy railroad. There is but one other similar quarry in the world. An immense mackerel, probably the largest of its kind ever caught, was cap tured off Norfolk, Virginia, the other day. The monster was thirty inches in length, nineteeu io girth, and. weighed sixteen pounds. Female Gamblers at the German Spas. Paden, Hamburg, Wiesbaden, and Ems have each their feminine noblesse from the leading nations of Europe. They compose, indeed, some of the best known habituees ; can be met, while they are alive, in the Dichtenthal avenue, the Wilhelmstrasse, or on the Mahlbery Kopf with as much certainty as the tail leur with his imperturbable face, rigidly polite manners, and perpetual "Faites vctrc jeu, messieurs. One of the most noted players of rank is the famous Countess Kisselef, whom all frequenters of Hamburg must remem ber as a large gray-haired woman hob bling about with a crutch, and often carried by her servants in an invalid chair to the gaming table, which she seldom quits. She must be seventy five now, and has been reported dead again and again. Her portly and crippled figure was conspicuous in the Cursaal last season, and will be again this, I am sure. She could hardly forego the pleas ure of occupying her accustomed seat during the last gambling year, when she has for nearly a quarter of a century breathed the geuial summer air of the Taunu9 Mountains. She is, or rather was, the wife of the former llussiau minister to Home, and all kinds of stories are told her. She is said to have separat ed from her husband because he insisted that she should give him up or give up gaming, and she adhered to the latter as the more attractive of the two. The gossips declare that up to her fortieth year she was a beautiful basilisk of fas cination, and her figure (who ever saw a vcay fat old woman that had not once been a modal of lissome grace ?) so light and symmetrical that St. Petersburg and Moscow followed it with adoring eyes. (If this be so, it is only another corrobo ration of my resthetie theory concerning the tendency of rank to awkwardness aud avoirdupois.) The hour of begiuning the game is almost invariably anticipated by the countess. She is at the table be fore the croupier, day and night, week days and Sundays, find her glued to her familiar chair. Koulette is her life, aud her last words, as the ball of death goes swinging round the circle of her being, will be, no doubt, "Le jcu est fait; rieu ne va plus." Her losses at Hamburg are slated to have been enormous not less during the last twelre or thirteen years than eight or ten millions of florins. She has done much to improve the little town, has built many of its best houses and opened a street, which is named in her honor. Put all her property has becu mortgaged, and it is questionable if she now has left, out of a colossal fortuue, more than a modest independence. She uo longer bet3 with her former audacity, staking rouleaux of napoleons upon a simple chance, but limits her ruise to a few florins, in consequence of her compara tively straitened circumstances. To her more than to any other one person the Direction is indebted for the large divi dends, averaging about twenty per cen tum per annum, which it pays to its stockholders, " after deducting its very liberal expenses. All the tables at the springs are owned in this manner, though, as may be presumed, the companies arc supremely close corporations, and the shares are no more purchasable than the correct biography of Prester John. As divided paying stocks they probably have no rivals iu all Europe. A lioooe at Paden is the Princess Suvarrow, a Pussian lay of distinction, who devotes herself almost as zealously to rouge et noir in the Conversationshaus as the Couutess Kisselef does to roulette in the Cursaal. She must have been ex ceedingly pretty ; indeed, she in very good-looking now, although full Ave and forty, if it be allowable to conjecture a woman's age, and she still has a fine prcscuce and engaging manners. Always dressed richy yellow silk, trimmed with black lace, is her favorite costume, set ting off her brunette beanty to advantage aud having a really grand air, she draws the fire of many glances. Accord ing to general report, she has played as sad havoc with the funds of the Paden bank as she has with the hearts of men all the way from Paris to St. Petersburg, from Constantinople to Antwerp. She is said to have won as much as her notorious country woman has lost, and she bears the credit of having again aud again ex hausted the treasury of the tailleur. Her reputation as a lucky player is diffused throughout the graod duchy, and she is often implored to make bets for others, as persons believed fortunate are apt to be. Full of bonhomie, eIic generally yields to persuasion, albeit she avers she has little leisure to look after other stakes than her own. She is deemed the best authority ou systems in the entire valley of Oel bach, and appears to have studied them to some purpose. I have been iui formed that she has thousauds of the little pricked cards (having noted the courso of the game for many years) care fully arranged in her archives according to date, and that hc gives the late hours of ths uight to their diligeut investiga tion. She must be a femiuine Auastasius, if all the on dils concerning her are to be trusted. She has been everything and done everything ; speaks all languages; has traveled all over the world is, iu a word, a paragon of imprudence and en chantment, of folly and generosity, of wickedness and charity, of tcnderne&.i aud temptation. She is a Greek, u Russian, moREOKSgBasKn an Italian, a Spauiard, and a French wo man ; the much-fathered daughter of a Grand Vizier, of the Pope of Home, of the Emperor William, of a llussian ad miral, of a Spanish grandee, and of a French general. Everybody at Paden knows something about her nobody else knows; and what each knows is alto gether differnt from thegeneral knowledge of this singular woman, who seems pleas ed with the mystery surrounding her, and nowise averse to deepening it by a con tinuation of eccentric courses and in explicable vagaries. Junius Henri Broicne. The Will of James Gordon Bennett. The late James Gordon Dennett of the New York Herald always betrayed a de sire to retain the ownership of the Herald up to the moment of his death. He lived only for that purpose, and any commenda tion was ever a key to his heart and good will. Put he was not unmindful of the duty of disposing of his property. Shortly before his wife and daughter went to Europe, the venerable journalist made a will which was satisfactory to the family. He dealt out his wealth with a princely haud, and each of his three heirs are now the absolute owners of miilious of dollars. The following arc said to be the principal provisions of the will : To his son, James Gordon Dennett he gives the Herald establishment and Herald Duilding on Broadway, and also the property on Fulton, Ann aud Nassau streets, formerly the site of the Herald. It is said that the will also provides that young Mr. Dennett shall not sell the Herald, aud that it shall remain in posses sion of the family. To his widow he gives the mansion, corner of Thirty-eight street and Fifth avenue, with other real estates up town. To his daughter, Miss Jeannettc Den nett, he gives his mansion and grounds on Washington Heights, and also some personal property and mementoes. The above are said to be the provisions of the will made by Mr. Dennett a few weeks before his wife sailed for Europe. It is asserted that he neither altered it nor made another will. The whole period of his recent illness was used by him solely to prepare for his last end. Miss Jennette Dennett is now about eighteen years of age. Her father and brother literally doted upon her. She was educated at the Convent of the Sacred Heart and so anxious was young Mr. Dennett to have her remain there, that when a governess whom he had em ployed sent her to a different institution iu his absence, he discharged the tutor and took Miss Jeannette back to the sisters. How California Fields are Plowed. The fields are plowed with what are called gang plows, which are simply four, six or eight plowshares fastened to a stout frame of wood. Ou the lighter soil eight horses draw a seven gang plow, and one such team is counted on to put in G10 acres of wheat iu the sowing season ; or from 8 to 10 acres per day. Capt Gray, near Merced, has put in this season 4,000 acres with five such teams his own land and his own team?. A seed sower is fast ened in front of the plow. It scatters the seed, the plows cover it and he work is done. The plow has no handles, and the plowman is, in fact, only a driver; he guides the team ; the plows do their work. It is easy work, and a smart boy, if his legs are equal to the walk, is a3 good a plowmau as anybody for the team turns the corners, and the plow is not haudled at all. It is a striking sight to see, as I saw, 10 eight horse teams following each other, over a vast plain, cutting "lands" a mile long, and when all bad passed me, leaving a track, 40 feet wide, of pllowed ground. On the heavier soil the process is somewhat different. An eight horse moves a four gang plow, and gets over about six acres per day. The- seed is theu sowu by a machine which scatters it forty feet, and sows from 75 to 100 acres in a day, the ground is then harrowed and cross-harrowed. When the farmer, in this valley has done his Winter sow ing, he turns his teams and men into other ground, which be is to summer fallow. This he can do from the first of March to the middle of May ; and by it he secures a remunerative crop for the following year, even if the season is dry This discovery is of ioestimable import ance to the farmers on the drier part of these great plains. Experience has .demonstrated conclusively, that if, they plow their land in the Spring time, aud then let it lie till the Winter raius come on, then sow their wheat and harrow it in, they are sure of a crop ; and the Summer will have killed every weed, beside. The Arctic wolves hunt together in companies, and if they meet an animal which they have not the courage to at tack openly, they form into a semi-circle or crcsceit, and rush down upon it, un til the creature, terrified by the number fo its enemies, hurries over a precipice, and is dashed to pieces, when they search out Ine body aud eujoy the feast. Three fourths of ono percent, of ash of cornorbs is pure carbonate of potash. Is potash. If all the corn cobs annually raiacd iu the United States were mani pulated for their potash, it would yield 115,500,000 pouuds of the commerical alkali. A Close Shave. We have heard of a great many mean transactions iu the way of close bargains and shaving, but we don't remember to have met any-thing closer or smaller id that line than the following : Paran Judkins was a justice in a wes tern district a grasping, miserly, close fisted, flint-hearted man, who had grown old and gray in money-making. One day he hired a poor man to comeand do some work about his house. Upon removing his coat, preparatory to setting at work, the laborer's pipe slipped out upon tho ground, aud oik Judkins saw it, and pick ed it up. After working awhile the man thought he would smoke, but upon look ing for his pipe it was not to be found: Judkins came out while he was search ing, and asked him what he had lost. "I've lost my pipe," said the man. "Is this it ?" asked Judkins, holding' up the pipe. The man said it was, and reached ou5 his baud to take it. "Hold !" said Judkins. "It is a small thing, I know ; but siuce I am a justice, we may as well proceed legally. In or der to make a proper avowal of owner ship you must be sworn. Hold up vour haud." The man lield up his hand, and Jud kins administered the oath, after which,' the laborer still persisting, in his owner ship, the pipe was surrendered. When the job for which the poor fel low had been engaged was done, he came for his pay. He had worked half a day, and wanted fifty cents. "All right," said Judkins. "You owe, me half a dollar, so we are just square V "I I owe you, 'squire V "Yes. The law allows roe half a dol lar for administering the oath ? Don't you see ?" The poor man saw to his sorrow ; for upon that basis Judkins forced the se& tlemcnt. Scene in a street car. The following amusing scene in related? to have occurred recently iu a Washing ton horse-car. As the car was passing down Pennsylvania avenue, a well-dressed youug man was standiug on the rear platform, with one foot on a trunk. Ho was approached by the conductor, and his fare demanded, which was promptly hand ed over. Conductor I demand 25 cents for the trunk Young man (hesitatinfily) 25 cents ? Well, I think I will not pay it. C. Then I shall put the trunk off. Y. M. You had better not, or you' may be sorry for it. Conductor pulls strap, stops car, dumps trunk on the avenue, starts car, and af ter going some two squares approaches" the young man, who was still as calm as a summer morning, and in an angry mood, say3 : "Now I have put your trunk off, what are you goiug to do about it?" Young Man(coolly) Well I don't pro pose to do any thing about it ; it's uo con cern of mine, it wasn't my trunk. Conductor (fiercely) Then why didn't you tell me so ?" Y. M Decause you did not ask me,; and I told you you'd be sorry for it. C. (furious) Theu go inside the car. Y. M. Oh, no! you're good enough, company for me out here. At this juncture a portly German emer ges from the car, and angrily says, "Hi f yor feller, where is my druuk ?" Young Man My friend, I think that is your trunk down on the aveuue there. German Who puts him off ? I hafo demonish to pay him. I will see about dot. The car was stopped, and ehorly after wards the conductor was seen to coma per spiring up with the trunk on his back a part of the performance he did not enjoy half as well as did the passen gers. Ancedote of a Dog;. A narrow log lay as a bridge over a deep ravine. From tho opposite ends of the log, at the same moment, there start ed to cross it a bi, Newfoundland dog, and a little Italian greyhound; of course, they met iu the middle ; of course, then was not room for them t pass, neither could they go back. The height was a dangerous one to the grayhouhd, and to the water at the bottom he was extremely averse. The Newfoundland could have taken the leap in safety, but evidently did not want to. There was a fix ! Tho lit tle dog sat dowu on his haunches, stuck his no.-e in the air aud howled. The Newfoundland stood intent, his face solemn with iuward workings. Present ly he gave a nudgo with his nose to tho howling greyhound as if to say, "be still, youngster, and listen," Theu there was a . bileoce and seemiug confabulation for a second or two. Immediately the big dog spread his legs wide apart like a Colossus, bestriding the log on the extreme outer edges, and balancing himself carefully. The little dog sprang through the open iug like a flash When they reached the opposite shore tho grcyhouud broke into frantic gambols of delight, and the New foundland, after his more sedate fashion, exrresstd creat comrilaceucv in 1 w I achievement uo Co surely bad a right to ! do.