i: Elcuotcu to PoHticB, Citcraturc, agriculture, Science, iHoraliti), cutu eneral 3nielligcuce. M j VOL. 29. Published by Theodore Sckock. tjks -To dilUrs a year in advance and if not tt,l irf.ire Ihe end of the year, two dollars and fifty rfnti til he cnarpeJ. j ninr liM-ouiinued until all arrearages are paid, ,.crrf ' "e ( tt"" ol the Editor. ,ry ivrtiscinents of one square of (eight tine) or , oie or lhr?e insertions 91 50. Each additional i.nti n, M cenu. Longer ones in proportion. J O B I It IN TiTc j or ALL KI5DS, E(frBirJ in the highest yle of the Art, and en the int reasonable terms. DR. J.LANTZ, Surgeon and Mechanical Dentist, St :ilm hi office on Main Street, in the second , rV of Or. S. Walton" brick buiMmg. nearly oppo ';'t!ie sirnuiUbiirg House, and lie flatters himself i't pijhirfn vears constant practice and the most irne4 mi rueful attention to all matters pertaining l ., pi(.feMon, that he is fully able to perform all prr uon in the dental line in the most careful, tatte i k.lM manner. ' iner.at mtrntion given to saving the Natural Teeth ; , . to the nifrtion of Artificial Teeth on Rubber, C, j. S;it or Continuous Gums, and perlect ats la ft r insured. Hol pr - ' j ...... ti -utiuir their work to the inexperienced, or to those I, ' hUnce. April 13, 1671. ly DR. N. L. PECK, Surgeon Dentist, Announces lint having just returned from Denial Collets, he is fully prepared to make artificial teeth in the most beautiful and life like manner, and to fill decayed teeth ac cording to the most iuproved method. Treih extracted without pain, when de- rcJ. by the use of Nitrous Oxide Gas, m hich is entirely harmless. Repairing of a 1 kinds neatly done. All work warranted. Charj reasonable. OSee in J. (J. Keller's new Brick build ipf, Main Street, Stroudsburg, Pa. u31-tf Dr. c. o. norrjiAX, m. i. WuuM respectfully announce to the puSlit- that he has removed his office from ((Aland to Canadensis. Monroe County, Pa. Trusting that many years of consecutive rrvtice of Medicine and Surgery will be a "ui.-iont guarantee for the public confidence. February L'3, 1870. tf. Ji.MCS II. IV ILTO.V, At lorn 03 at I.av, Oruce in the building formerly occupied ly L M. Uurson, and opposite the Strouds burg Hank, Main street, btroud.-iburg, Pa. jan in tf Q HOLMES, Jr. f Attorney at Law, STROUDSBURG, PA. Oaice, on Main Street, 5 doors above the S;roaJ?burj House, and opposite fluster's elothinj store. ' CDusines of all kinds attended to with promptness and fidelity. May 0, I6G9- tf. PLASTER ! Freh ground Nova Scotia PLASTER, tStoirV Mills. HEMLOCK BOARDS. FENCING. SHINGLES, LATH, PA LING, and POSTS, cheap. FLOUR and FEED constantly on hand. Wi 1 exchange Lumber and Plaster for Grain or piv the highest market price. BLACKSMITH SHOP j.ist opened by C. Stun, an experienced workman. Public trade solicited. N. S WYCKOFP. S:ok?s' Mil's, Pj., April 20, 1971. A. KOCKAFKLLOW, DEALER IN Readv-Madc tiolhing, Gents Fur nishing Goads, Hats & Caps, Boots & Shoes, &e. EAST STROUDSBURG, PA. (Near the Depot.) Tb; public are invited to call and exam ine frynle. Prices moderate. Hay c, 1SC9. tf. A FULL ASSORTMENT lV OF HOME MADE CHAIRS Always on hand at SAMUEL S. LEE'S New Cabinet Shop, fratklin Street Stroudsburg, Penn'a In rear of Stroudsburg Bank. April C.'Tl ly. KEV. EDWARD A. WILSON'S (of Wil liamlurgh, N. Y.) Recipe for CON. GUMPTION and ASTHMA carefully com Founded at EOLLINSHEAD'S DRUG STORE. 07" Medicines Fresh and Pure. Nov. 21. 1667. V. HOLLINSHEAD. 0OVT you know that J. II. McCarty is the only Undertaker in "iroudsburg who understand? his business! If not, attend a Funeral managed by any other Undertaker in town, and yon will see e proof of the fact. Sept. 1 6, '67. DO.VT FOKGCT that when you want any thing in the Furniture or Ornamental line that McCarty, in the Odd-Fcliows' Hall, Main Street, Struds ku'2, Pa., i8 the place to get it. Sept. 20 DO.VT FOOL. YOU It HONEY away for worthless articles of Furni. Ure but go to UcCarty's, and you will gel P'a ior it. Sept. 26, '67 THE BOYS WHO WANT TO BE Many of our vouth am the infatuation that city clerkships are .-w cn-ioie positions, while trades are not "respectable." Let them learn that intelligent mechanics have a better chance of securing wealth, eminence and influence than the overcrowded clerkships can afford. The present and last Cover nor of Connecticut, each, in their boy hood, learned a trade, and thus became a thorough master of the business in all its details, in which each has achieved bril liant success. The most extensive manu facturer of silverware in the world, John Gorbam, of Providence, declined the posi tion of clerk in the counting-room, that be might master the trade in bis father's shop as a regular apprentice, where he learned thoroughly how to do with his own bands all that he has since hnrl tn rlirpr. others in doing. A multitude of similar facts might be cited to show that the mas tery of a trade is one of the best prepara tions for practical life and prosperity in bn sincss. Clerks are often paid less than skillful mechanics, and are less independ ent. In their precarious positions, they are liable to disappointment and humiliat ing struggles with the thousands of others looking for a place. Every advertise ment for a clerk brines a whole swarm of applicants. How pitiable the condition of this super abundence of book-keepers and exchangers wasting their lives in "waiting for a place," while our factories, railroads and trades are clamoring for educated superintendents, foremen, en gineers, skillful managers and cunniog workmen. The position of the educated and well trained mechanic is far preferable to that of average city clerks. The latter may dress better, talk more glibly, bow more gracefully, not to say obsequiously, but they compare unfavorably with our best mechanics in manly independence, vigor of thought, and strength of charac ter. Too many of our young men leave the homestead on adventures less safe and re liable than the arts of industry. A good trade is more honorable and remunerative than peddling maps, books, pictures, pat ent rights, aod clothes wringers, or in a city store, to be cash or errand boy, store sweeper, fire kindler and counter jumper generally. Without in any way dispar aging the useful position of the clerk, our young men may properly be cautioned against further crowding this already "plethoric profession." To the boys in the country, we say, instead of aspiring to an uncertain and precarious clerkship, stick to the farm, or learn a trade, and you will lay the broadest foundation for ed the opportunities now offered in our free Fchools can well afford to apprentice themselves at sixteen years of age, sup plemeniing their education by evening schools or by self training in their even ing and leisure hours. IS. G. NortKrag in Hearth and Home. How it Happened The True Story of Chicago's Ruin. Now, this thing has gone just far en ough. We haven't been able to pack up au exchange during the last four weeks without seeing something about Mrs. Leary and her cow. We submit with threadbare petitence, that for the first six teen or eighteen thousand times it will all do very well ; but when it comes to making a habit of it, it is time to 'Met up." llasu't Mrs. Leary made innumer able solemn affidavis to the effect that her lamp wasn't kicked over ? and that she was in bed and asleep when the fire broke out 1 and hasn't she caused the same to be printed in all the city papers, and scat tered broadcastover the land ? So where's the use 1 The truth of the matter is just here : While Mrs. Leary, or O'Leary (both readings being adopted), denies the al leged fact, she gives no solution of the case in lieu thereof; so the press, holding to the niaxii that "a bird in the hand is worth two in bush," continued to hawk about this same story. Now, to set the matter forever at rest, we propose to give the vera acta, obtained from indisputable authority, but which have thus far been kept secret, lest the persons engaged in it should suffer some legal penalty for the legal consequences which their careless necs brought about. The story is a short one. The cow was being milked at uight; she did kick the lamp over; the lamp did set fire to the 6table, which caused the conflagration. It happened this wise : A gay party was gathered at a house near Mrs. Leary's. Duriog the evening some milk was want ed, and there was none in the house, and of course, none was to be bought, it be ing Sunday night. Finally it was pro posed by oue of the party to make a "draft" on Mrs. Leary's cow without her knowledge. The proposition was cccept ed, aod a gay bevy repaired to the stable for the purpose ot putting it into execu tion, with what result the whole world knows. These are the facta. Chicago Mail. A Chicago boot black recently appear ed in Detroit; and bought a $503 lot, for which,, he paid in fractional currency, mainly of the denomination of ten. cents, and which it took three hours to count. !! is ouly !eveq years old, and rays he made this money in boot blacking iu three years. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUxNTY, PA., DECEMBER Brigham Young and Four of His Wives. George Alford Townsed writes from Utah to the Cincinnati Commcrical : Brigham Young's most noted wife is it t 1 i. - - cauea Amelia ; she is a vivacious, spirited woman, about thirty-two years old, Ameri can born, and without children. Another of. the President's wives is Mrs. Decker, who retains indications f much former beauty, and her daughters are the hand somest of Brigham's children. The old gentleman looks out well for avocations for his sons-in-law, and it is said that in his will he has divided all his property into seven hundred shares, giving the bulk of it to the church, aod distributing the rest equally among his families. I saw Brigham at the Social Hall, on the occasion of my last visit here, bid four of his wives adieu. The old gentle man had been dancing, but had fatigued the legs of seventy years, and he ap proached the cluster of his helpmates, buttoned up in a bine overcoat with a white vest underneath, a red wooleu com forter around his neck, and a worn silk hat in his hand. lie looked verv larrre. - j O square, and bland, and he said with ten dernesss and diginty, shaking each by the hand : "My dear, I bid you good nignt i ' The wives, crowdincr nn with nnn.irent emulation, asked if it was his wish that they also should accompany him home. "No," said Brigham, "stay as long as you please. I will have the carriage come back and wait for you at the door below. Goodnight!" They were all middle aged women, com mon place, but cheerful ; Brigham, it is asid, objects to his wives dancing round dances. It is wonderful that a Mormon with half a dozen wires can be jealous or fastidious about each of them, and yet I have heard people here fly into a passion because their wives were spoken to on the street by strangers or stared at. The only case of assassination, chargeable with any de gree of probability to the Mormons, was that of Brassficld, a toemaster, shot dead in the streets of Salt Lake for selling a Mormon's furniture, and proposing to elope upon the proceeds of it with a wife. Godbe, who hates Brigham Young sin cerely, has four wives, besides one di vorced. Since he has been "cut off" from the Church, he has contemplated the ex ample of radical monogamy. "And yet," says Godbe, "I love all my wives so equal ly, and they all love me so harmoniously, that I cannot pick out the one to stay or those who must go." j "Consider me Smith. There is a very good story in the pa pers of the trick which was played by Dr. Cadwell, formerly of the University of North Carolina. The doctor was a small man, and lean, but is hard aod anguar as the most irre gular of pine knots. He looked as though he might be tough, but he did not seem strong. Neverthlcss he was among the knowing ones, reputed to be as agile "as a cat j" aod in addition, was by no means deflcient in knowledge of the "noble science of self-defence." Well, in the Freshmen class of a certain year was burly beef mountaineer of eighteen or nineteen. This genius conceived a great contempt for old Bolus' pbystcial dimensions, and be was horrified that one so deficient in muscle should be so potential in his rule. Poor Jones that's what we'll call him, had no more idea of moral force. At any rate he was not inclined to knock under and be controlled despotically by a man be imagined he could tie and whip. At length he determined to give the gen tleman a genteel, private thrashing, some night on the College Campus, pretending to mistake him for some fellow student. Shortly alter, on a dark and rainy night, Jones tueot the doctor crossing the Campus. Walking up to him abruptly : "Hello, Smith? you rascal is this you ?". And with that he struck the old gen tleman a blow on the side of his face that nearly felled bim. Old Bolus said nothing but squared himself, and at it they went. Jones' youth, weight and muscle made him au "ugly customer," but after a round or two the doctor's science began to tell, and in a short time he had knocked his antago nist down, and was a straddle of his chest, with one band on his throat, and the oth er dealing vigorous cuffs on the side of his head. "Ah ! stop ! I beg pardon, doc tor ! Doctor Caldwell a mistake for heaven's sake, doctor !" groaned Jones, who thought he was about to be eaten up I -I really thought it was Smith I" The doctor replied with a word and a blow alternately "It makes no difference, for all present purposes consider me Smith!" And, it is said, that old Bolus gave John such a pounding, then and there, as probably prevented . his ever makiog au other mistake as to personal identity, at least on the College Campus. ' A Lady of our city was astonished upon observing that her colored servant girl was ; possessed of seven ; silk , dresses. "You see, you quality folks ' everybody knows ia quality, but we bettermost kind of eullud pursons has to iress smart to distinguish ourselves irooi common Big-gers." A Tormented Woman, lam pestered with offers. Now I nve er offered to marrv a man. I never had the presumption to say a gentleman. "If you will do my exclusive companion for iife, I will support you ; I will be a moth er to your children. As to congeniality, why I've only see you in company dress, buy you please in that, and I'll take it for granted thet in all their intricacies and complications our natures will come into perfect sympathy and consanguinity with each other." But men will make such propositions after a six week's acquaint ance, when in reality they know no more of the woman whom they ask to marry them than they do of the man in the moon. There are men who will propose marriage to us, whose business would keep them two thirds of the time in the wilds of the continent. They seem to imagine that the honor of their name and alii ance would be a sufficient compensa tion for a life spent two-thirds in the con dition of grass widowhood, or of one en tirely subject to the provisions of the backwooks. There are others, confirmed invalids, who, because we are pleasing to them, elect us to the station of their nurses for life. Others are as poor as poverty, yet not for a moment do they hesitate to offer us shares in their like poverty. You men are deluded on this subject of matrimony. You meet a wo man attractive to you, and forthwith you conclude that the be-all and end all of her existence here is a place in your own private cage, where she is to sinjr for your own exclusive benefit. We pronose soon to take a hand in this world's little game; we're tryiog to learn from your how you've managed so long and so success fully to stock the cards ; we propose to trump our share of the tricks and see that the honors are more equally divided ; we may not all vote, or shriek, or officiate as platform statuary for a Stanton or an An thony, but things are working; a new deal all around i3 being quietly snuffled out, and in a year ar two some of your gentlemen who deem all a woman s fitness to be for making your beds, cooking your food, scrubbing your floors, and rocking your cradles, will be astonished by the positions held by us. Letter to San rancisco Chronicle. A Modern Job. A certain good-natured old Vermont farmer preserved his constant good nature, let what would turn up. One day one of his men came in bringing the news that one of his red oxen was dead. "Is he ?" said the old man. "Well, he was always a brccchy cuss. Take his hide off, and carry it down to Fletcher's; it will fetch the cash." An hour or so afterward the men came back with the news that Lineback and his mate were both dead. "Are they ?" said the old man, "Well, I took them of B. to save a bad debt that I never expected tn get. It is lucky that it ain't the brindles." After the lapse of an hour, the men came back again to tell him that the nigh brindlc was dead. "Is he V said the old man. "Well, he was a very old ox ; take off his hide and take it down to Fletcher's ; it's worth the cash, and will bring more than any two of the others. Hereupon his wife, who was a very pious soul, reprimanded her husband severely, and asked him if he was not aware that his loss was a judgment from Heaven upon him for his wickedness. "Is it?" said the old man. "Well, if they will take the judgment in cattle, it is the easiest way I can pay it." The Cost of a Woman of the Period when fully made up. Her beautifuly luxuriant blonde hair is worth if it be a wig from $50 to S200 ; if it be a switch, from 10 to S100 ; if it be in curls, from $15 to $50. He pare white brow, her dark, arched eyebrows, cost from Si to S 14. Her large and liquid eyes are worth 81. Her white face aud neck (when enamel ed) are procured at a price ranging from 815 to 835. Her faultless, gleaming ivories, if false, cost her from 825 to 8200. Her ruby lips are worth about 25 cents. Her round, plump cheeks, if plumpers, cost 85. . Her swelling bosom is gotten up, if pads, for 81 to 812 ; if respirators, for 85 to 810 ; if balm and develepers, for 814. Her Grecian bend is worth anywhere from 8 to 10. Her plump arm (if padded) cost from 81 to S3. Her Italian hands and aristocratic nails are worth from 82 upwards. Her corsets (therefore her waist) is worth from 75 ecnts to $10. . j Her hips are rouuded at a price from 81 to 8G 50. Her delicious limbs, when in the 6hape of false calves, cost from 88 upwards. : Her pretty foot aod ankle cost from 87 to 830. - - ' Her blotches, tongue scraper, neck, etc., are worth S2. The total beauty, therefore, costs her self, or rather 6ome. man of the period, from about 885 to 8G20 and upward, per occasion for her personal charms, entirely independent of her, dry , goods and loves of bonpets. , , . !,,- 7 ; . .,, , -, ... . ' An eagle in the act of, . carrying off a sheep, was caught in the Jersey moun tains and is now a prisoner at Portland, Northampton, Pa. 7, 1871. : How to Get Along. Do not stop to tell stories in business hour. If you have a place of business, be found there when wanted, or in business hours. No man can get rich by lounging in stores and saloons. Never "fool" in business matters. Have order, system, regularity, liber ality, promptness. Never buy an article you do not need simply because it is cheap and the man who sells will take it out in trade Endeavor to avoid hard words aod per sonalities. Trade is money. Do not kick every stone in the path. More miles can be made in a day by go ing steadily on than stopping. Pay as you ro. A man of honor respects his word as he does his bond. Aid, but never bcz- Help others when you can, but never give what you cannot afford to, simply because it is fashionable. Learu to sav "oo." No necessity of snapping it out dog-fashion, but say it urmiy and respectfully. Have but few confidents, and the few er the better. Use your own brains rather than those of others. Learn to think and act for yourself. Be vigilant. Keep ahead rather than behind the times. Brigham Young's Family. Among the most interesting sights to be seen at the theatre in Salt Lake City is the young army of Youngs, the Pro phet s progeny, who generally occupy the benches along one side of the parquet Boys and girls, young men and young women, apparently without number, rang ing in years from seven to tweuty, play and sport with each other like so many kittens, liner or bealthie specimens of humanity you cannot find anywhere. The male portion are strong, healthy and robust ; the females very womanly look ing, with clear complexions and bright eyes. They have all splendid teeth and beautiful heads of hair. The girls are very roguish, and are not at all averse to leveling their opera-glasses upon any handsome and noted Gentile who may be present. They seem to appreciate return glances, and then laugh and giggle over the fun like a lot of school girls. Get ting a full view of the family of the Pro phet, and dissecting them mentally, mor ally, and physically, the unprejudiced thinker cannot agree with those philosop hers who assert that the offspriog of poly gamic marriages are weak and puny crea tures, lhat such may be the case in some instances may be true ; but in no sense can it apply to the Young family. A few evenings since John Stutgood was paying a visit to bis dulcina. She had smuggled him into the parlor, and the darkness only served to conceal her blushes while John told the story of his love, ihe muttered words reached the parental ear, and coming suddenly into the room, he demanded to know of Mary who it was she had with her. "It's that cat, sir," was the mumbling reply. "Drive it out of here," thundered pater famHias. "Scat," screamed Mary ; end then sotto voice: "John meaow a little." John set up a woeful yowlo. "Confound it, bring a light, and scare the thing out." This was too much and John made a leap for the window, carrying glass and frame with him. "Thunder, what a cat!" paid the par ent contemplating the ruin after the light was brought; "I never saw anything like it, and confound it, its tail is made of broadcloth," as he viewed the remnant hanging from the window. Husband's Liability for Wife's Bills. An action has just been decided in Philadelphia, by Judge Thayer, in favor of a husband who had been sued by a dry goods firm for the amount of a bill ruu up by his wife. Defence set up that de fendant furnished his wife with an ample supply of necessaries. In the course of his charge Judge Thayer said: "It is a false and foolish notion for trades-people to entertain that a husband is bound to pay all bills contracted by his wife. No such monstrous doctrine is allowed in the law.. Tradesmen must ascertain the facts and the true relations of man and wife before allowing the latter to run up bills which is to be looked to pay." Com menting upon this exposition of law, which ought to be more familiar than it is, the Philadelphia Record thinks that when trades people come to distinctly understand t, "a very sensible step will have been accomplished towards reform in the wanton extravagance aud ruinous folly which, under the meretricious im pulse of the stupid despot called 'fashion,' so wastes the substance, mars the man ners, deforms tho persons, degrades the morals aod: wrecks the happiness of myriad households and individual, not only io this community but throughout the country." ' "''' - A love letter, picked up in town a few dayasioce, contains the follpwing para graphj'"My best loved . ope, I chawed the postage stamp' on' your letter all to thunder, because 1 knew you licked it oo." NO. 33, Horrors of Hydrophobia. On October 21st, an officer of the Pitts burg police force died of hydrophobis, having been bitten in the hand a short time previously by a dog. The wound produced was of a trifling character, and nothing was thought of it at the time. But on the afternoon of October 23, he began to feel sick, and sharp paiasshot up the arm lrom the wound in the hand nearly healed. A strong fever set in, and he grew excited and delirious. At first he talked wildly, and finally, tortured by the intense pain, he foamed at the mouth, shrieking in his agony. This continued for several hours, the pain craduallv les sening while the delirium augmented. He tried to bark like a dog, and bit and snapped at every one who approached him. Beinza man of powerful build and great strength, it was extremely difficult to control nim, while he raged and strag gled in the horror of his delirium. The scene is described as terrible. The strong man, held down by force, every nerve and sinew of his vigorous frame trembled and excited ; shriek after shriek rendins the .... ... . air, his lace wild with a horrible terror, and the foam dripping from his mouth. Hour after hour went by in this fearful delirum, until exhausted nature laid him helpless aud dying before his terror striek en lamily. There is a needle factory in New Ha ven, the process of which is done by a single machine without the manual labor of any person. A coil of steal wire is put in. The machine cuts it off at the required lengths. It cuts the steel pieces consecutively, punches the eye holes, counter sinks the eyes and grinds the poiuts, and, in fact, everything until the needless drop out completely formed. Another machine picks them up and ar ranges them heads and points together, and a third piece of mechanism puts them into paper. Oao of these machines oc cupy no more space than an ordinary ta ble, and each of them turns out from thirty to forty thousand needles a day. Most of the needles hitherto in use have have been imported from England until a few years past. They arc made there, mainly at Reddich in Worcester. The business employs about four thousand per sons, chiefly females, who are paid week ly from 36 cents for small children to 89, 50 for skilled men. OUR IKON INTEREST. The number of bands employed in the primary production of iron in the United States is roughly estimated at 140,000 ; 58,000 in preparing ore and fuel, 25,000 in prepairing fuel for rolling mills, 12, 500, in blast furnaces, and 2,500 at for ges and bloomeries. Add the 800,000 engaged in manufacturing articles of iron, and we have a total of 940,000. The approximate value of the pig-iron manufactured last year was 875,000,000. Adding to this the product of the rolling-mills and forgc3, the amount is S138,- 000. 000. Adding, again, the value of articles manufactured of iron, and th value of the iron manufacture of the coun try for the year is $900,000,000. Of rails we produced in 1853 but 87,000 tons, and 1S69 the amount had risen to 580,000 tons. Of steel rails we laid in the latter year 50,000 tons, 15,000 tons of which were of domestic manufacture, and it is further estimated that the quantity of steel rails laid this year will reach 150, 000 tons. The annual importation of foreign rails have varied between 358r 794 tons in 1853, and 10,180 tons in 18G9 the amount again exceeded 300,000 tons, or more than half the whole British export. Sharp Shooting. The following dialogue on sharp shoot ing quietly took place between a Virginia' and a Yankee picket : I say, can you fellows shoot ? Wall, I reekoo we can, some. Down in Mississippi we knock a bumble bee's eye-winker off at three hundred yards. Oh, that ain't nothing to the way we shoot up in Vermont. I belong to a mili tary company np there of a hundred men, and we went out for practice every week. The captain draws us up single file, and sets a cider barrel rolling down hill, and each mah takes his shot at the bung hole as it turns up. It is afterwards examined, and if their is a shoot didn't go in the bung-hole the member who missed it i cxpelled. I belonged to the company tea years, and there ain't been noboby expell ed yet. At least one tribe or band of Indian are far from being the miserable savages whose extermination is so loudly called for. The "peace policy" appears to have been a genuine success so far as the Nez Perces Indians are concerned. They oc cupy reserved seats iu the Lapwai reser vation, in Moutana. They have 9,000 horses, 1,250 cattle and 120 swine. Their reservation contains 2,400 square miles, and they cultivate 1,059 acres. They raised this season, 7,500 bushels of wheat, 1. G00 of corn, 3,400 of oats, 200 of bar ley, 7,500 of potates, 250 of turnips and 500 ouions. Such is the report of their ageut. A Berkshire papa put it thus to his daughter's beau : "Jiiu, if you want Lou you can havo ber ; but I don't want you hanging around unless you mean bussi- ness. If you lutcud to marry her, hurry up, for I can't be kept awake nighti much loujrcr. i t IT