ronmgcmonts, these hopes arc even par tiully realized, the fact will' be regarded by the undersigned and co cola borers as compensation, in some measure as least, far the soverq labor, weighty rcsponsibil lites, and constant auxielics of the past year, and as an encouragement to work with increased energy an J hope to achieve still grcatcr rcsult in furtnrc. Ceo. F. MeFAnr.ASP, " ' Supt. Soldiers' Orphans, CI)c 2cffcisonianf " THURSDAY, JULY 23, 18C8. FOll PRESIDENT, ULYSSES S. GRANT, OF ILLINOIS. ron vick-president, SC11UYLHU COLFAX INDIANA. REPUBLICAN .STATE TICKET. 1 OR A U I I T O n -( .J K X K n A T. , nnx. JOHN F. 1IARTRAXFT roil surtv Evor.-u t.:, u.a i., (1 es.- JACOB M. C A M P D 12 L L Or my wife's choice, and tiil whole family prefer it. M rs. W. A. Allln s Irauvc style) Hair Restorer or Pke-shino. (i vue bottle). Every Droggut cells it. Price One Doll jr. See Bunch of Grapes On Standard in another column. SPEE1VS STANDARD AV1NE 1UTTE11S is highly recommended by physicians for Dyspeptics, on account of its tonic pro perties, its purity, and its delicious flavor. The Delicate and Infirm. The most incredulous arc convinced of the virtues of Specr's " Standard Wine Hitters" opon a trial of them. Their base is pure wine, with herbs and roots, favorably known to the Medical Pro fession and the community at large. They arc all that can be desired by the most feeble and infirm. Druggists sell the Dittcrs. - Fair and Festival Id enlcr to procure funds for furnish ing their new church, the ladies of the Presbyterian congregation will hold a fair and festival, on the 5th, Gth, 7th and Sth of August. Give them a liberal patronage. Kcmcmbcr it begins two ecks from yesterday. The place of holding it wc will announce nest week. 5T Wc would call public attention to the ordinance adopted by town council and published in another column. It provisions are important, aud, wc arc as urcd, will be strictly enforced. Death from Sun-stroke. Mr. Sydenham Staples, of Stroud town t-hip, iu this county, died from sun stroke, while working for his brother-in-law, in a harvest-field, at Hgypt Mills, iu Pike County, on Wcducsdayof last week. His remains were interred in the Shafcr bu- liul ground, on Thursday last. Episcopal Service. Services, iu accordance with the forms r the Protestant Episcopal Church, will be held in the old Presbyterian Meeting house, iu this borough, on Sunday morn ing next, commencing at half past ten o'clock, A.M., and in the Mouutain Cburclv at the Delaware Vi'ulcr Gap, at 3 o'clock, j'.M. The services will be conducted by the Rev. Mr. Elscgood, of Trinity Church, Kaston, Fa. The public arc cordially in vited to attend. X5J-TLc weather for several days back Las been quite an improvement upon the hot season of the two wcck3 preceding the change. Doth man und beast breathes wore freely and labors more cheerfully. A meet refreshing shower on Sunday last trqmc very opportunely fur the growing corn arjl vegetables, and addetl several degrees to the coolness of the atmosphere. fcgy The Loarding houses at the Gap! nd throughout this neighborhood, are well filled with " city folks," who arc en joying the hygcauic benefits of our pure mountain air aud water. A few weeks tpent with us will soon eupplaut the chalkibh, sickly palor of their couuleuancos Mith the ruddy red of full health, aud coable them to return to the city with a new lease upon life. Quite a Dumber of theatrical, financial, legal, aud divine ce lebrities are among the guests. i ii i i i, , j tSS We were extremely happy during the last week in the CDjoymcntof our an. oval visit from our old friend Lewis D. Vail, of Philadelphia. Man and boy vre have been acquainted wilh him, II r. V., for some twenty-eight years, aud not only ourself, but the whole commu nity, arc always pleased to eco .him. Time seems to Ect lightly upon him; and our only tcgrct is that he holds to his own in the modern Democracy of his pol itic?, as he docs in his general personal appearance. Could wc perceive a change in the former it would piovo a happy pcrevptiuu iudw-cd. The Democratic Platform. The rentier will find on our first png.-; ihr platform, not exactly oi principles, but ol rli tier in"- "cnrrallier," adopted by the New York Convention of mongrels, and upon which'is asked tlic votes of the people for it? candidate?, Seymour and Clair. We bc- ntak for the document a candid reading1. satisfied that all who do read it will readily discover its weakness. After tonic preamb- ing, iu w hich the high agility of the party is most marvellously displayed, the Conven tion demand?. First, The immediate restoration of the States lately in rebellion. Arkansas, jVuis- ianna. Alahamma. Georgia, North and South Carolina, and Florida had already been re stored; and, as if to show the di.-honcsty o llic Convention, while every Republican in Congress voted lor tlieir restoration, every Democrat, including A. J. President volet aanict it. A. J s. vote was vetoctl, and tut Slates were restored by a iitrict Republican vote. Second, The Convention demands amnesty for past political ofiienj.es, and yet it is no tnrious that every move on the part of Re publicans in Congress to brin? about that most desirable end, has been met with the slcrncst and most unrelenting opposition c the Democratic members of that body. The third, fourth and fifth propositions o Democracy arc just what the Republican arc as rapidly bringing nbout as is con distent with a safety to the country, and wilh justice to those who arc not bondhoh era as well as to those . who arc. The pledges of the Government, whether openly made or implied, arc iutt precisely what the Republicans intend fchall be redeem both in letter and spirit; and especially those pledges which were necessary to cure the life of the Government when the Democracy North and the Democracy Soul were united in a most vigorous assault upon it. As soon as these co-laborers for the dc struction of the Union agree to ccaso their efforts to keep the country in turmoil, and allow the business of the country to run in its legitimate channels, just so soon will the Republicans bring about "one currency for the government, the laborer, the people, the officeholder and the bondholder" and that too, i currency of gold, such aa existed be fore the treason of Democracy North and the Democracy South rendered a resort to "pro mises to pay " necessary. The sixth proposition of Democracy i abundantly answered by the fact that the Kepubiican Congress entered largely into the work demanded long before the demand was made. The standing army is being ra pidly reduced, and the Frcedmcu's Bureau is giving way as last as iwepublican votes in Congress, in spite of Democratic opposition, can possibly secure the restoration of States and " citil government to the American jct plc." Cut so long as the millions of debt inflicted upon the country by a Democratic rebellion remains, tax assessors and collectors will remain as an incubus upon our pro pcrity, and as a warning to the American people to beware of the men, and the parly, which has so sorely atlliclcd them. With. out repudiation, there can be no relief, until every cent of the debt is paid, and repudia tion is a word not to bo found in the vocabu lary of the Republican party. . Hut why particularise all iho pieces o: folly ectforth in the platform; when he who has kept pace with the transpiring of events for the last four years cannot fail to discover that, notwithstanding the lion's skin, it i the political jickass that is kicking against the fate in ctorc for it. Again, wesay, read the platform. t3 Judge Lynn, of the ClcarGcld District, has resigned the President Judirship, and, it is said, will return to the practice of his profession. It is in sicuated that this may put us to the ne cessity of electing a ucw President Judg for our district the prospect being that Judge Darrctt will become Judge Lynu's successor. Cvy A very neat and well-built plat form waggon built by Win. Huntsman fur J. S. Williams & Co., to be used in their liquor buEiucss, and another built for the Messrs. Palmers, to be used iu the butchering business, have attracted con siderable attcntiou upon, our streets. In all their appointments they arc excellent specimens of good workmanship and cu- terprisc on the part t the builder and those in his employ, as well as liberality on the part of their owners. The fact is thus being daily demonstrated that, look to what brauch of manufactures you will, it uceds but a proper support ou the part of our citizens to make S-troudsburg cu tirely Eclf-dcpcudcnt, and wholly inde pendent of the manufacturers of other places. No matter what is wanted, all the way from a locomotive down to a saw buck the skill is here, which needs only tho proper order to secure the thiDg de sired. !r The Democracy have not yet fully recovered from the surprise which seized them ou the announcement of tho nom inations of the' 4th of July Convention. To this day the rank and file have not learned whether "to " hurrah" for Mc Seymour and O'Hlair or O'Seymour aud Mclilair, or whether it is plaiu Seymour and Hlair. Hut it is so consoling to know that it docs not matter much, as neither uamc will bo needed after the fall elec tions. Thcu Grant aud Colfax will be uaiucs ia everybody's mouth, and remain i'i fur the next four years to come. JoTThe alarm of lire on Thursday night ast "few out of the burning of a pile of 1 iii's which had been piled alongside lavi of Matlack rt hardware store, ana wtneii some mischievous, unreflecting boys (pos- sibly), had set ou lire. 1 he l iiumiix ana Juiou boys were promptly ou the ground J 1 .'.. . I the Tluenix urst tins time when a . . b 'm .... . ' , uuitcd workiug of the Uuiou sent forth a supply of water which soon extinguished the flames. No damage done. JCGJ-Iu .noticing Mr. Kautz's establish-L incut last week wc neglected, inadvertently, I to mculiou that he has a department devot ed to general blaeksuiithing, including horseshoeing, iu which, aud especially ho latter branch, Mr. Samuel (uick ex- hibits a skill which never fails to gvc I satisfaction to customers. Lrus". Mr. Joseph Jeffersou, of Rip Van Winkle fame, iu the histrionic, world. witu his i amity, " W-l,,,-;.?, i- " r,T !i i:!t?nlv. ntnl Ins rrk:Lraled tlo &' term," at our borou a farmhouse within a uulo of ,h. Mr. J. 13, wc Lclicvc, a sou of the Jefiersou of ... .11... : c oiucu Hint, whocc pcrsonatious of comic character were death to the waist bullous aud stays of oar parents and grandparents, and Jo seph is'proaouuccd, by common consent, a most worthy chip off of the old block. Lafayctta College. mi. - ni ... a -l f , i ne Ainriy-uoru iiuiiiai vuiuim.ni-1 int ui. vi inio iiK-iuuuuii w v.. , ,v.v.... i ..r.i.;.. i.,,i;i..i,., ;n l.l,l ,. U'. ..,.. ...., i. ,i. ,'i, i. i',.s;.i,v!i!,nnr..1i;nna ,.fii. graduating class, the candidates for the Mas- ""Ji "'J - ."v v. ..-..w , -" I tcr's Decree will Ie represented by two Ur- ators, Rev. Jas. Roberts and W. S. M'Clcan, Vw fTimr fmn, H. VnnLlin n,l il,- - .-w - w - - - latter trom the vasinngioii Library oocieiy. r I-.X-UOV. ro ock will prcsiac ai i c tom- mcnccmcnt Dinner, sriveii by the ladies of sir mceiings aim uic uc unions oi the Fianklin and Washington Literary So I . i. . :.,.:. ,-...,. Cii titrs ijm; Matu in invii itrju-iint; iiaiia. The Society of the Alumni meets in the aflerncon, and the lion. Galusha A. Grow, Kx-Spcakcr of Congress delivers the Annual Oration m the evening. , . - , .4. A Word to tho Faultfinder. T'e. nn Thursda v eveniiif of l ist week I ' M the quiet sleepers of our lowu were sud denly startled by aa alarm of Cre, and among the first to respond to the call were to be fouud the Uuiou and Phicnix Fire Companies iu force awaiting orders to go into action. J he 1 menix Company arriving urst on the grouuu, louna- aa joining the hardware store of J. Matlack a few barrels of shavings had been fired, and considering it entirely unnecessary V.,l7n nnnVfirl "rJuZl !S - 7,? 2" i". Kl '1 hat the work had been accomplished ...;ii. i;i ?ni,rt ' Yr.t nil .lid not return Ratisf1(!J. nnd th J rJr o-rlle rnrnHn.l f l,r crt ,nl. complaining and faultDuding, particularly when it wal uncalled for. If some men M tn ,v,mK,. r,.. with their iud-ment and he willing iJ submit to the orders of an officer placed in authority iu time of Grc,.thc cfHeicffcy. honor and good name of a company would be much better maintained than by hav- lug a hall dozen individuals trying to regulate a company by wanting to do this, aud thatr to go here, aud go there, all through fear of a cooipanjt losincr its valued reputation by not going into ac tion. Jf in time of fire, or false alarm, the instructions of a tiniri j , t ; i r r niii itt . rr i v,..u wu obeved, something deflnite m may uc ac- comrdished. often with a "rcat .savins ol time, much confusion avoided, and a great deal of ill-feeling prevented. Thcu if a corap;;ny fails to accomplish it3 work, or there is any mi.-? management in its opera tion", the public has somo one - to attach the blame to, and if that officer has not exercised proper judgment, let him at once be removed, and a more competent person put iu his fctcad, but until then let there be a cheerful submission to the orders of him whom the company has placed in authority. Iu the hour of battle the distinction of a good soldier lies uot in scttiug up Jiis own authority aud doing ho wishes, but in being in Ins proper place fully armed and equipped, always ready to' act with, and only with, tho word of corn maud, bo it is with tho successful fire organization, each member is found re maining quietly in his place awaiting or der3 to go iuto action, or do whatever he is bid to do, and will not be found mur muting aud censuring tho commanding ofliccr because every man in a company of 50 has uot tho privilege of carrying oat his particular ideas when called on duty. Aud again, if some persons who are thus anxious to exercise upou an en gine at night when the occasion does not require it, would ouly be equally desirous or attcndiug mcctingSj and practicing by daylight when a company is ordered out, they would, through practice, become better disciplined firemen and learn some thing of order, and obedience to com mands which arc so essential to promote tnc grow in and prosperity of a tablishcd company. wcll-cs- An obscrvaucc of these su cstious will greatly tend to harmonize a company, friendship will strengthen with is growth, ood works will speak it3 highest praise, and mutual good feeling will always pre vail with its members.:. ; Ekuineku. At a recent dinner party ia Hoston several conservative gentlemen announced their intentiou to vote for Mr. Chase, whose nomination was momentarily ex pected. Ou lcaruiu g that Seymour vu; nominated, all a-recd that nothinir was left for thcu: to 'li but t: yutc fur Graut iasiou to mo ,iuiiiiu aim inner uitiiua ui uarge aganisi vruu. vj rani waa inorougiiiy . . . . . the College. Tuesday morning (July 2Sih) investigated by a number of gentlemen, crunncd to make this the Hoard of Trusues and the Board c.f Ex- who felt very keenly the disgrace that lcy bought a valuable amincrs from ihc Pardee Scientific Course i..i i. v.Ii. . . ' i... North Carolina, married . . . .1... A I : I 1. . .1 . .1 I l. . : L i k I 1 L .1. 1.1 I -.. v.. " . ",- hold their incetmsrs and the Uc-Unions' of .. i t-i. .i i - settled down in the T w n .1 r.l V ;., mTTi V ouc thc Methodist Churches in Wash- ral pews, but that the pew opener passed Ur 'il 'lit tt J Zlr?Z l ho know him best are bim ogain and without offering him a, cat, oppo, tc side of the sticct to exlerm mate ? he quictyrcaa open his cc at tails, and the Cre. A few strokes of l engine I j 1 squatted down on the neatly matted ai!fC supplied with water from .the "pool 1 ' Tlh(J .clcrgyiuan uotIc,a him, and looked OCIoW CXU112 Gen. Grant's Habits. A correspondent v. rites us the following note, and as the same inquiry is frequent- ly made by others who honestly lear to trust the highest olhce in the nauouin ihc hands of a man given to the excessive iu50 ol intoxicating honors, wc give some space to the matter in reply to our cones 1 .... : r.n . pondeut's note, which is as follows: Juniors JjLhIc : There is a great deal gard to Gen. Graut's of inquiry here iu re moral character, and iu regard to his use yf au importaut post, suddenly and with of spirituous drinks. There arc a good oUt assigning any reason, made a request many Copperheads who charge that he is (,r tno -ar Department to be relieved. rcat drunkard Please liuform us of the Jlhuh- whether through the columns there is any foundation for these charges or uot, ana ODiigc MANY UEAHEUS. 7c thouuht Ihc sillv charires trumped up some lime ntro against vicn. Virnnts . m m . f I cluirnctcr for sobriety had been so thor- ouiihlv refuted that thev would need uo further attention. Sonic months ago Theodore Tilton, cdi- tor of the New York Luh-ncnJcnl. was in ashingtou, and imposed on with the sillv s 1 1 1 1-v llint C,rt. t!:i:uit. hail le.en seen I on :i Suudav drunk in the streetsof Wash- ingtou. ith greater haste than wisdom - . . i he hurried off a letter to his paper, givm currency to the charges. It was a mean ihi:i!' lor a mau iu Mr. nuon s posmou iu uo so, ana ne was soon lie: ru.y asnum- cd of it and sorry that he had allowed lkiiMcir i , f It no imnAa.l rk I liAt-n , , , , ., , i himself to be thus imposed on. There was not a particle of truth iu the story and a Mr. lilton, as soon as ho was satisfied that he hal been imposed upon, made the amende honorable. Wc know that durinc: the war stories ., . , i oi uraui s urunKcuucss were circuiaiea uy h r. ?. i . ........ ins enemies, due on investigation me . . t , rn.irr.nu tvnrr in rrrrv lnsrniifNV imiiiii he without foun,l,.ion in truth The la- . . , . , . T . , , , , ? V,Uh f "i , m with this charge against Grant, that i. ti if i it ii i r lonnii t i i ii id i.m i a iprii i, 11 ct .-u . . Jielorc the Chicago Convention this Triiin a ,: nt,lin.8, llrtrrtr" ... , . ,. ,. determined to opnosc his nomination 1,1 .1 li i . " . .1 I" ""J u '" 1 ' They were soou completely satisfied that the charges were maliciously lalsc m every particular, and that Gcu. Grant was a man of strictly tcmpcraucc habits It the democrats to whom our corrcs rtAn . 1 r r f t-ofrct will ..Mictttt ilia, nmel in !, . i . . . .. . nuentiai ana rcsncelable papers ol their rr,rfy, they will find that this charge against the General wa? some tunc ago abandoned by them. There arc, of course inrougn mo country some lusigniueani Democratic sheets, of ucilhcr character nor influence, which persist in the charge It matters uot to such :i3 these whether it is true - or false. It serves their pur pose to iniurc. as thev think, a political opponent, and that is al they care for. ' attendant at & vile charges of dissipa- fion trumped uP against him by his cue- l,?a trumFcJ ur niics. . Our correspondent and his friends, who ,,aVC ,iaJ S0,UC IlXlCty COnCCrtllllg this maUcr' ma qi their fears . They will "CYcr hayc occasion to blush for Gcu. Grant, whcohc becomes our President, as. thcy and the whole country have SO often had to for Andrew Johusou. To- lalo Made. A Neighbors Opinion of Mr. Colfax. ri'i. i l :.. 1 r . ,i i no ucsii juugua oi u mau are inose who live alongside of him. A letter to an Indiana paper from the District next to Mr. Colfax s, tells why the Speaker is so popular. It gays : It is no wonder that Schuyler C oilax i m i in ii i k i rxriTiiiin'iu iiiitiii i:ir iv I ,.1...1.1 l. .. . i: 1 :. - .v -""ci j i "i ma vun.-. xiim; ui itp a" mong them who have not shake a hands with him. looked into his genial, kind hearted face, and exchanged a plcas- ant word with him. The very Democrats arc proud of him, and it is a well-known fact that at every Congressional election lor the past twplvc years he ran in every township of his very large district con siucrabiy ahead oi ins ticket, aua that the ablest and nio.-t popular Democratic lead- crs were unable to defeat him under the most favorable circumstances. The Re publicans, on their part, have ever lakcu the liveliest iulercst in his career j they elected him to every office he has held, and he and they have always gaiucd it jointly after hard-fought campaigns. : : A Connecticut paper say3 f "An amus ing attempt at Euicidc was made near the poorhouso ou the bunks of the Yantic, in Norwich, ou Monday, by a man about thirty years of age. The man would wade into the Yantic up to his knees and begiu to fctoop down, when his wife would plunge in aud pull him out. all the while calhn pitcously for help. Thcu the two would stand ou tho river bank ' awhile talkiu earnestly, when tho husbaud, heedless of the bcsccchings of his wife, would tear himself from her arms and again plunge into the dark waters with the fury of a maniac, which would, however, be cooled off by the time ho got in above his knees. The wife would again lead him out, and endeavor to persuade him to give up the idea of suicide. After numerous attempts the husband was finally prevailed upon to live a little longer, and was last secu go ing home with his faithful spouse." ' ; . ' The liuiulout Frc man says : "Verily. the Democratic party has the faculty of buying people very cheap. A Chief Jus tico and - a whole Hqu.il Rights Associa tion arc among its purchased this year, and it has paid nothing for them." The ..Arir chit ocfws (I.)' Times 'is ini formed that at a meeting held at King gold (Parish) on the liOthult , 1 11) color cd men 'joined the Democratic Club. Whew ! Thiuk of 1 IU colored men joiu iuga Democratic Hoytuour Club iu this hv't we:;tLci ! Resisting i emulation.- - 'Ihc bpringgcld U.-puWicaa tells the following : , When our armies occupied the Missis- sy Valley, it is pretty, well known that S0UJC commanding officers made lare for- tunes bv allowinir cotton nnd sugar to pass into the lines, lhcrc were those ol I4 . . , v t- cou:ic, who stood Arm. Now one of our jCI,crals, well and honorably known, af lcr l,avin" been a short time in command applicatiou was returned disapproved ...jn XQ forwarded it, saying there wen were uvctlt reasons, for the request A "a in w was returned lor a statement ol the rea U.mi . This lime the Department rot the whole case. The General wrote will i 1 1. i i. i... ii... . r. M charming irauiuc:s inai no nau uius ui maintained his integrity in spite of num- crous temptations to make money iy be i ..... ii travinir his trust : but that ho nau been offered two hundred and tweuty five thuus- and dollars to let a large auiouut.ol cut- Ion pass through his hues, and that was sii nr:r his lirire that he beirired l'.O Uil"ht be. bv the same act. relieved from the j - .... ' . .. eouiuiaud aud delivered Irom tcmplatiou rru3 SiainCSO Twins. . .,:r- n c.,:.1ii ii.o j no cciouiiiiu ui iu, iiia 'vv-iuiij nj.ii. . f. th(J gtuiI o( I uc d ih U Tcail J 1 - eauuot fail to be iutenscly interested in the fact which has recently come to our knowledge, of the dctcrmiuatiou of Chang and Eng, the Shmese twins, to submit to a surgical operation for the purpose of uistuiwiuu m i: i. wonderful liuk that has , , - . . ,i, y. f,,,..,, so iuuu uuuuu uiviu iuuviu.i. .-vu. wmi " . , t . years ao inesc twins were luiroaueca 10 v ... ..... ... hc ,,0.t,cc .! tIlC V,,.,IC'J. world. In; been brousiht to r.niilaud Irom Mam in Uc year 1827 or 1S2, by Capt. Hunker, . . v J VJ. , ' ill uitstiib lit iii" iu x ui iv, .iiiu iui i a . tlic public at all thc rcat ccutcrs of civ. ... . ,, . , , . . visited America, they land their home tract of land iu two sisters, aud euieu uowu in in- ordinary routine of a ..farmers daily lift if e. J-acii ol llicm is uuw the father of nine children. The reason for their determination, at this late day. to call iu the art of surgery to pro ducc an entire physical separation, is that having reached such au advanced age (Ou) years) they are fearful that one may be come the subject ol disease, winch, may prove fatal to both A good story is told of an American merchant who, a few Soindays since, went into a fashiouable London church, a few minutes after the service had commenced ana stooa in me aiise. ine pew opener passed him several times and toot no notice of him. They show more respect t" a stranger in American churches, so i, i. . i i nc ucicrmiuca 10 give uicm a lesson. seeing mere was picnuy oi room iu seve- at the pwv opener, who at once went to him and offered him a seat. -No, thank you' he whispered, am quite comfortable, and shall sit vL-c." here ail through the scr New Jersey State Prison on Fire. Tiien'ton, N. J., July 19. A fire broke out in the blacksmith shop in the State Prison, last night, which communi catcd to the south wiug and burned oil nearly the whole roof. There was much excitement auongst the prisoners, all ol whom were taken out of the south wing and put iu the new wing, some narrow ly cscapmg Irom being burucd to death. The fire continued to burn until one o'clock this moruing. Three prisoners arc said to have escaped. Ihc loss i 'kiu,uuu. ine greatest excitement pre rm . . . vailed in the Yieiui vicinity of the burning buildiu: A lady correspondent furnishes the following recipe for making a paradise. b!ic says: "uy one acre of ground. Fence it. Duild a neat cottage in it. Marry an an . i ' .. i . i . , , ?:ci in noop.s, una laso ncr home io uie cottage yourself. Abstain from all villa inous -drinks. Join the church and bo couic a Vjunsuan : live upright neiore God and man, and you have gained al the' origiuai happiness that has survived tho fall." An exchange has the following item which is appropriate for the -present sea son. Umbrellas may easily be procured without buyiug thusly ; Take your stand iu a doorway on a raiuy day. As soon 03 you sec a man with a nice umbrella, tcp out and say to him "Sir, I beg your psrdou, but you have my umbrella 1'? Nino times in ten he will surrender it, for how docs ho know it wasn't you that he stole it from ? Try it ou some little man. A greenhorn in Mcriden, Ct., invested a cent iu a "square" of fire kindlliug, composed of sawdust, rosiu, tar, &c, uu dcr the impression that it was corn candy. It wasn't good and he threw it away aud bolted out of the t hop, exclaiming, as he disappeared, "Wa'all, that's the gol darn dest sell I ever did eco !" President Johnson has conio to the conclusion that tho Constitution of the United States needs amendment, aud so advised tho Senate last Saturday President Johnson,; by proclamation, anuouqecs that South Caroltuaaud Louis iana have ratified the Fourteenth Amend, incut to the Constitution of tho Uuitcd States. . - j Illinois, Iowa,' Minnesota and W'iscon. sin report the ciop3 of fcnull giaius a. uuprccedcutcd iu quuuly aud quality, with a prospect of the heaviest haivtfct cvci Quthcicd ia the Noithwc;t, Deaths iu Philadelphia last week, 555 . Over "1000 "deaths in NcwvYork last week. Camden had six cases of sun-stroke last week. The army worms have left New York. Drlek Pomeroy rcmaiua. It is thought that Seymour stands a fair chance of carrying the Dry Tortugas. Trains arc now running over seven hun dred miles of track ou the Uuiou PaciGo railroad, west or Omaha. The AVic York Citizen, (Dcm.) heads its editorial ou Gov. Seymour's nomina tion, "Might be Worse." llow," Miles t A Cincinnatio paper suggests that the Republicans offer a day ..C lliniit'liivmi for a happy riddance of the Hlair family.- VI l null ni i luf A Missouri paper calls the nomination of Frank P. Hlair on tho ticket with Sey mour letting "ihc tail go with the hide." The Tijjtoit Times, the most influen tial Democratic paper iu the VI 11th In--diana District, throws overboard Seymour" aud Hlair. . , . "I won't pa for ttcaks as tough as1 these," said an angry boarder j "there's no law to compel me they're uot ' legal' euder." "Front scats reserved for Frccdmcn,"' was conspicuously displayed in a bandbilU calling a Democratic meeting at JstLsouV Miss. A Western paper says : "Mr. Seymour is said to be strong with the Democratic party ; but, unluckly, Ihc party is uot strong with him." General Kosccrans is in Chicago, and washes his bauds of the Democratic Con vention. So docs Gen. Shcrmau, andT every other fighting General. Why is the Hlair family like the small pox ? Hccausc every administration must have it once. Ciuciunati Gazette Not any for the Graut administration. i .An exuberant Democrat boasts that his party has stiffened up immensely of late, in fact seems to have suddenly ac quired "backbone." Yes, Greenback bone. Gov. Seymour says iu his speech of ac ccptapcc he has been "caught up by tho tide," ; lie has," sure enough the tida that will take him up salt River. Since the Democratic nominations were made, Gov. Wise of Virgiuia holds up his head, and defiantly exclaims, "Seces sion is not dead; it is more alive than ever!" " Whatever made you niary that old woman ?" said a mother to a sou. "You've always been telling me to choose a wife like my mother," was the dutiful reply. "Dlair is popular in the South-Wcst," shout all the Democratic papers, finding him unpopular everywhere else. The further dowu you go, the more popular 13 Democracy." Frank Hlair says, "the contest before us is for the restoration of our race." Old Dlair and "Gummy" view it in that light precisely ; it's "the restoration . of our race' they all say. Was it not well, asks the Cincinnati Chronicle, that a Grayback Convention shuuld adopt a Greenback plttfortn, aud nominate a Holdback candidate with a Turnback associate 1 The fact that the soldiers in 1SGI gave 121,011 votes for Abraham Lincoln, and only uJjOoU for McClel'au, may give au idea how some soldiers will be likely to vote this year. The Z'tHcsvillc (Ohio) Gcrmania, tho only German paper published there, and which has hitherto been Democratic, in last week's issue repudiates Seymour and Dlair. The New-Haven Jicislcr thinks it x question of some importance to know who (. S. Grant is. Just so. Gen. Huckner, on whom Democrats "cau implicitly rely, can give the desired information. The lion. W. Gordon of Indianapolis, who-of late years had cast his lot with the Democracy, is unable to swallow tho Seymour-Flair prescription, and says that he shall vole for Grant aud Colfax. Some ouc has recalled the pat .verso iu the "New Gospel of Peace :" "Aud now of the Pahadoes he was called Sayuiour, because he could Sayuiour aud mauclesa than any other mau liviu." Tho Democrat iu Washington . and Sunflower Counties, Miss., actually ran a "uigger" for tho State Seuatc. His uamo is Win. T. Cambash, and ho turns out to bo a . deserter from Co. K. CJd . U. S. Colored Iufanjry It is confidently stated that Gen. John A. Dix, now American Minister at Paris. is one of the thousands of War liouiooraU who, in refusing to support Seymour am) Hlair, will heartily suitaiu Graut and, Colfax. ' " . ' Congressman Hliino stopped a day in, New York city during tho Convention, am said: "There arc more Rebel that Uuiou fcoldicrs, aud more ruowbers of tho. Rebel than ' tho Union Congress amoog these Democratic delegates, ;; The Hon. James llukes oMndiana one of the most eloquent of tho Democrat ic orators now practicing law in Washing ton, will! return to hnji Stato as goon aa Congress adjourns, and tako : tho stunm for Grant and Colfax. XtclUItcli! ! Itcli!! SCRATCH! SCRATCH ! SCRATCH J . ' in from 1Q to IS hours, V Wiieaton'n Ointment cures Tub Itcii. ' Whkaton'h Ointment cures Halt Rukum, Wheaton's Ointment cures Tetter. Whbaton's OiAtmevt cureu Uakbekm Itch Wheaton's Ointment cures Old Sores. Wheaton's Ointment cures Hyery kind, of IIumok like Mai; it. Price, f0 ccnU a box ; l.y mail, GO ecnU;. AUtlre&j WKRlv'S & FOUTKR, No,.l.W Witoliiiigtoii Street, Rotonl Mats. " For oale Ly nil Uruggials. a.pt. VJ, li07.-lvr.