The Jeffersonian. (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, September 26, 1867, Image 1

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VOL. 2C.
STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., SEPTEMBER 26, 1867.
NO. 27.
Published by Theodore Schoch.
,. TERMS Two elotl:irs a year in advance and if not
before the end of the year, two dollars ami fiify
ct. will be charped. .
No paperdiscontmued until all arrearages ire paid.
except at the option of the Kditor.
u-TAaveriiseinenis 01 orre rqurrr(eiU nttttttir
t. one or three in sermons $ I 50. Each addfttjwtl
ic rtion, 50 cents.
monger ones in pro pot lion.
SOI PRINTING,
ALL KINDS',
ftxaaedinlhe highest nyle of te Atl.and orthe
most rtasoi.tble terms.
ueokue: l. walker,
A large number of Farms wanted.
Residence at John Kern's, Main street,
Stroudsburg, Pa. Jane 27, 1867.
JJR. 1. 1. smTAi,
Snrgeon Dentist,
Office on Main Street, opposite Judge
Stokes' residence, Sphocdsburo, Pa.
CO'" Teeth extracted without pain. 0
August 1, 1867.
C. W. SEIP, M.D.,
Physician and Surgeon,
Haa removed his office and residence to
the building, lately occupied by Wm. Davie,
Lsq., on Alam-stroet. Devoting all his time
to his profession he will be prepared to an
swer all calls, either day cr night, when not
professionally engaged, with promptness.
OCT" Charges reasonable. JfQ
Stroudsburg, April 11, 18G7.-tf.
DR. A. H. SEEM,
DENTIST,
7"ILL be pleased to see all wlio wish
tt to have their Dentistry done m a
proper and careful manner, beautiful sets of
artificial teeth made on Gold, Silver, or Rub
ber Plates as persons may desire. Teeth
carefully extracted without pain, if desired.
The public are invited to give him a call at
the office formerly occupied by Dr. Seip,
next door to the Indian Queen Hotel. All
work warranted. April 25, '67.
S. HOLMES, Jr.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, AND GENERAL
CLAIM AGENT.
STROUDSBURG, PA.
Ojjics rcith S. S. Dreher, Eq.
All claims against the Government proae-
ted with dispatch at reduced rates.
C7 An additional bounty of $100 and of
$59 procured for Soldiers in the -late War,
F2 EK OF EXTRA CHARGE. mQ
August 2, 16GG. .
MT. VERNON HOTEL,
M. &, T. P. WATSON, Proprietors,
Noa 117 & 119 North SECOND Street,
(Between Arch and Rce,)
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Close proximity to the business center of
the city, excellent accommodation, and care
ful .attentien to the comfort and wants of
guest are characteristics of the Mount Ver
non. The House has been thoroughly ren
ovated and new-furnished. The patronage
f the public is resoecifully solicited.
October 11, lBG6.-lf.
GIRT. JLST DIOL DO MR LIEBE IEUTI
A IVEW Filial
STROUDSBURG, PA.,
. PARTNERSHIP DISSOLUTION.
A DRUG STORE,
AMD
3l New and Cheap Stock of (ioods.
PETER S. WILLIAMS, of the firm of DE
TRICK &. WILLIAMS, having sold out his
n tire interest in said firm, the busines will
will hereafter be carried cn by
0. S. DETRICK & CO.,
t.Lhe ijd tand as heretorore, a few doors
iVelow the&troiidkburg Rank.
.Tbeir:(il0zk ccti6ists of a large and varied
:Fsortmcnt cf
IDrufff, Medicines, Watches, Clocks and
Jewelry, Fancy and Toilet Articles,
Paints, Oils, Glass, Window
Sash, liiinds, Doors, 1 ar
.nisJie and Brushes
of all kinds.
'Csrtl and l :u vi need.
'Mr. PETER S. WILLIAMS, Jeweler and
r.ormer Partner f the firm, has been engaged
ley the nevr cbuciness firm, Charles S. Det
.rick &. Co , lo superintend the Clock, Watch
.and Jewelry JJusinces.
BUAXCII STOKE
IN
East Stroudsburg, Pa.,
For the convenience of the inhabitants of
-East StroutLiburg and. vicinity, the firm
have also opened a Branch Store near the
Depot, where everything in their line of
business, together with BOOTS & SHOES,
MOTIONS. Sec, will at all times be found
in full assortment, for inspection and pur
ha6e by customers. They have also on
hand a fine stock of.
. , PURE WINES & LIQUORS,
(or the very best brands, which they offer to
Hotel keepers and others, t prices unusual
ly reasonable. Drop in and see.
C. S DETRICK. S. S. DETRICK.
i T..1 fir. 1 r
rfUJjr o, ICO.
STOICE I'ROPEUty FOll SAL.I2 j
Tv Qf.nnv,
In Stroudsburg.
lliL House contains 7 Rooms.
15
besides Storeroom, Cellar and But-
wry. Lot 52 by 'Jo feet, with Stable on
Tear end. For further particulars, address
Wm. M.JAMES, Stroudsburg, Pa., or call
at the premises, on Centre Street, first door
from Main Street.
A small select slock will be disposed of
with the property of if desired.
Stroudsburg, Sept. 12, 1667.
For Sale at this Office,
LIST OF PRIZES
TO BE DRAWN AT THE
Grand Gift Distribution Enterprise
OF THE
Phoenix Fire Eng. Co., 3Vo. 2,
AT
Stroudsburg, Friday, Oct 4th, 1867.
bOU 111 (jrCCIlbackS tO DC drawn.
One Gift, Greenbacks, . . . $500 00
" Parlor Stove, 35 00
Silver-Plated Castor.
25 00
100 00
100 00
Sett Carpenter's Tools, . .
Ladies' Gold Watch, . .
Melodcon, ......
Bbl. Wheat Flour. . . .
18 00
Ten setts silver-plated Tea-spoons,
One sett Cottage Furniture, . .
Twenty Gifts, Greenbacks, (f $5
One sett Chairs, . . , .-.'.-
" Bureau, ......
" Sett Ladies' Furs, ....
" Camp Chair,
Five Breakfast Shawls, $5,
Ten fine Razors, S1.50, . .
Four Photograph Alburns,
One silver-.plated harness, . .
50 00
100 00
100 00
15 00
15 00
20 00
G5 00
Ten setts silver-plated Forks, (7?S8, 80 00
Three setts Table Knives, (gei, 12 00
One Cutting.Box, ..... 10 00
One year's sub., Monroe Democrat, 2 00
Ten Gifts, Greenbacks, $10, . 100 00
One Gents' Trunk, .... 1500
One Album (200 pictures), . .
One Sewing Machine (W. k G.),
15 00
85 00
Ten Pantaloon Patterns, (ft$6, . 60 00
One Buffalo Robe, ..... 25 00
One Box Segars, 5 00
Two Counting-llouse Rulers,
S1.50, 3 00
Three Paper Weights, $2, . . C 00
Two Gents' Canes, S5, . . 10 00
Two Balmoral Skirts, (S5, . . 10 00
One Pr. Boots, made to order, : 14 00
One Violin, . . ' . . . . . 25 00
One year's sub., Jeffersonian, . 2 00
Six Pr. Ladies' Kid Gloves, 2, 12 00
One Coffee-Mill, 3 00
" Settee, 12 00
" Egg Beater, 1 50
Seven Shooter (my friend), 22 00
Cradle, 12 00
Five Pr. Gents' Kidd Gloves, ?2. 10 00
One Ladies' Work-Box 7 00
Five Napkin Rings, (' $1.25,
6 25
One Pr. Rose Blankets, . . .
12 00
3G 00
C 00
12 00
45 00
25 00
9 00
20 00
50 00
18 00
40 00
30 00
35 00
15 00
16 00
15 00
Six Dress I'attcrns, (d 86, . .
One vear'ssub., Easton D. Express,
One Sett Ivory Tea Knives,
One Cook Stove, complete, Xo. 8,
Ten Gilt Vases, $2.50, . . .
Three Spice Boxes, ($3, . .
One Plough,
One Suit Clothes, made to order,
One Ice Pitcher,
One Gift, Greenbacks, . .
Three Plated Castors, $10,
One Tea Sett,
Five Coal Oil Lamps,
One Riding Bridle, . . .
One Large Looking-Glass,
Five Ladies' Porte-monnaies, $2, 10 00
One History of the late War, . 10 00
Four pr. Ladies' Gaiters, S6, 24 00
Three Meerschaum Pipe3; 3$10, 30 00
One Marble Top Table, ... 40 00
Three 51b Bales Lynchburg Tobac
co, S1 per lb, . . . . . 15 00
One Siik Hat 7 00
Six Gifts, Greenbacks, $10 . CO 00
One Buggy Wagon, ..... 250 00
One Horse-Power Threshing Ma
chine, ... . . . 200 00
One Silver Hunting Amr. Watch,
valued at 75 00
Three Gifts, $20 Greenbacks, . CO 00
No. of Prizes, 205
No. of Tickets, ...... 5,000
Price of Tickets One Dollar.
The Drawing will take place in the
Fair-hcuse building of the Monroe Coun
ty Agricultural Society, on FRIDAY
AFTERNOON, OCTOBER 4th, 18G7.
The drawing will be conducted by a Com
mittee chosen for that purpose by the
Ticket Holdeas. Persons holding tickets
and unable to attend the drawing can,
by notifying any one of the Conniittee,
have their prizes forwarded, free of charge.
All tickets valueless at the distribution
unless prepaid; No priza paid unless the
ticket be presented.
REFERENCES:
Brown k Keller, Drcber k Bro., Jas.
A. Pauli, Nicholas Rustcr, Joseph Wal
lace, It. S. Staples, Wm. Hollinshead,
Herrmann, La Bar Sc Co., C. S. Detrick Sc
Co., Fred. Fable, II. S. Wagner, C. D.
J Brodhead, It. F. & II. D. Bush, Phillips
! & Walton, C. Waters & Son, Lewis Dos-
tcr's Sons, Barnes & Merntt, hlorey &
Bro., Robt. Huston, J. II. McCarty, Je
rome B. Storm, Philip Miller & bon, J.
S. Williams & Co., It. Miller, M. L. Drake,
Jno. O. Saylor, Wallace & Gardner, Ack
erman & Herman, Robert Boys, W, T.
Baker, Jas. B. Morgan, Daiius Drctier,
B. S. Mansfield, C. B. Keller, Dr. A. II.
Davis, Hon. S. C. Burnett, Hon. P. Gil
bert, S. S. Dreher, Wm. Davis, S. Holmes,
!jr., J. J. ctorni, ana u. o. jee, i.sqrs.,
Stroudsburg; M. B. Postens, Moscow;
Hon. D. M. Van Auken, Dr. E. Halliday,
Pinchot & Detrick, L. 1. Barnes, Esq.,
Milford, Pa.
Committee: Jno. N. Stokes, P. S.
Williams, G. Sontheiuier, A. C. Jauseu,
T. C. Brown, Jas. D. Stocksdale and II.
S. Wsgoer.
JNO. N. STOKES, President.
A.C Jansen, j gecretarics.
P. S. Williams, )
O. tiontlieimcr, Treasurer.
For all information address P. S. Wil
liams or A. C. Jansen. Stroudsburg, Pa.
July 11, 1807.
TTN THE COURT of COMMON PLEAS of
MONROE COUNTY, PA. Wil-
liam U. Brown and ErimrAM Brows, Part
ners, vo. David V.Lee.No. 10 of May
Term, 18G6. Foreign Attachment August
30, 1867, rule entered for the Prothonotary
to assess plaintiffs damages on the judgment
in this case. Plaintiffs claim on book ac
count $77 36, with interest thereon from
Ja nuary 1, 1866. The Prothonotarv w
r. r nl.inlllTj tmln 1 IT - I
25th of October, 1S67, at 10 o'clock, a. m..
at his office in Stroudsburg.
THO. M. McILHANAY,
Sept. 12, 1867.-0t. Prothonotary.
IN THE COURT of COMMON PLEAS of
MONROE COUNTY, PA. Tiieo
150 00!IDORE',"l;"ran" AlExanderE. Hunt, sur
viving partners of the firm of Hunt Brothers
& Blair, vs. David W. Lee. No. 11 of
May Term, 1666. Foreign Attachrueut.
August jinn, ieu7, rule entered for the Pro-
1 Z ! !.P "nl,S..fa5,e! ?n
13 vv.the judgment in this case. Plaintiffs claim
U UU ;on book account $69 35, with interest there
30 00 1 on from November 25lh, 1S65. Tbe Pro
4 OO. thonotary will nssess plaintiffs damages on
25 OOiPRiDAY, the 25th of October, 1867, at 10
o'clock, a. m., at his office in Stroudsburg.
TIIO. M. McILHANEY,
Sept. 12, 1S07.-0L Prothonotary.
EN THE COURT of COMMON PLEAS of
MONROE COUNTY, PA. Tub
Dickson SIanveacturinci Co. vs. David W.
Lee. No. 12 of May Term, 1666 Foreign
Attachment. August SOlh, 1967, rule en
tered for the Prothonotarv to assess DlaintifTn
; damages on the judgment in this case.
j Plaintiff claims on book account 850 63, with
interest thereon from October 30lh, 1865.
The Prothonotary will assess plaintiff dam
ages on FRIDAY, the 25th of October,
1867, at 10 o'clock, a. m., at his office in
Stroudsburg. THO. M. McILHANEY,
Sept. 12, lS07.-6t. Prothonotary.
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BOOTS and
SHOES.
You want, First, to
get a GOOD ar
ticle. You then want them
as CHEAP as
POSSIBLE.
This is natural and
right enough.
The question is
WHERE to
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The subscribers Store
is -on Main Street, a few
doors above the Strouds
burg House (Marsh's), and
is by all odds the most ex
tensive concern this side
of Philadelphia.
I have on sale in all their
most fashionable varieties.
1st LA DIES &. I ISSES
BOOTS, SHOES GAI
TERS, SLIPPERS, &c.
2nd. MEN'S & BOY'S
BOOTS, SHOES and
BROGANS.
3rd. LEATHERS, BIN
DINGS and LININGS.
4th. FINDINGS in full
assortment.
5th. BOOT TREES,
LASTS and SHOE
MAKERS' TOOLS in
endless variety.
And these things I am
determined to sell at pri
ces to sun customers. Call,
examine goods and learn
prices before purchasing
elsewhere, and you will
not regret it.
Se. 12. C B. KELLER.
NEW GOODS
AT
Greatly Reduced Prices!
I WOULD RESPECTFULLY AN
nouncc to the public, that I have just
made large additions to my already exten
sive stock and am now selling
c, kc, lower than ever.
My shelves are loaded with
MUSLINS,
CALICOS,
DE LANES, and
GINGHAMS,
of the most celebrated makes, my charges
for which will prove astonishing to custo
mers. My stock of
Dress Goods
embracing nearly every variety of etyle,
color and fabric is well worth the atten
tion of the Ladies, while in
CLOTHS and CASSIItt RIIES,
both plain and fancy, I can offer induce
ments to gentlemen which they cannot
forgo without detriment to their finances.
My stock of
SHAWLS, YANKEE NOTIONS,
&c-, is also full, and is offered low. My
assortment of
Coffees, Sugars Molasses, and Syrups,
is very complete, and as usual held at a
very low figure.
1 have lots of goods the names of which
could hardly be compressed within the
limits of an advertisement, all of which
will be sold cheap.
Remember, the place to buy, with the
best assurance cf getting your mo'ncy'a
worth is at
BRODIIEAD'S
Cheap Store in Stroudsburg
March 11, 18G7.
For the Jeflersoniaii.
The Sons of Labor.
The injunction, that " man should eat
his bread in the sweat of bis face," is
one of the primary, and definite machin
ations, which prolong a civil and consti
tutional prosperity throughout the world.
jjjAll must', and all are hourly employed,
iu uarrjiog out cue manuaie or tneir own
co-operative and interchanging destiny.
To be employed at something always, is
emphatically the desire of mankind; and
few of our race seldom languish for the
still and dreary inaptitude of idleness.
God ordains it so, and our own minds
anticipate the fixity of the established
rule. It is inherent and existant in our
nature, to Be, to Do, and to Suffer. We
nr th Wrh in.liriniM. nn,i;nn ;n
the vast arena of generative action
j f o
universal improvement, and all acceller-
ate the progress of intellectual achieve
ment. Our own especial joys or sorrows
either facilitate or retard our individual
success. It is entirely in our keeping
either to merit failure or to succeed in
the various undertakings of our lives.
But, in this last assertion, men generally,
are indisposed to agree. They attribute
tneir lauurc to some supernatural agency.
The thing called Luck, is their favorite
axiom complaints are heard that times
are troublous, and friends deceitful ?
that the world is undergoing a great
change, unlike " the same world they
loved in their youth." The Common
wealth of Labor is for a while agitated
till some are perceived far above their
brethren in durable success; but the
current moves on in its respective avoca
tions, and the survivors of the alarm have
triumphed.
And however exalted in our position
or self-esteem, the sentence of labor is
executed upon our destinies. The grades
of our profession, however trivial, are in
themseves the executives of the general
law. He who dwindles away his life in
the palace, or the ante chamber, fulfills
the decree as inexplicably, as he who has
to dig and delve, till death ends his sor
rowful, cxistance till he departs this
life like the drone, stung and swollen
with contempt and fatigue.
The many whose destiny has placed
them in the easy and voluptuous positions
of life, seldom recognize the sorrows of
their brethren placed in a sterner ap
pointment; and let us inquire which of
the two classes enjoy the bitter sweets of
their existance. The former, over-wrought
in the inapt and languid indispositions
which are in accordance with their state,
never find relief in their desire. How
many persons rise every morning sullen
and perplexed, after a night of fever?
their slumbers troubled, their bodies rid
den by nightmare, and their blood soured
by indigestion ? Their minds and appe
tites, too, in a state of nervous excitement..
What suit will they wear to-day? What
appeal best answers their demeanor?
Which particular dress? Who are they
to visit? What for breakfast? In short,
their whole appeal is, how will they pass
over the day. But the latter aro other
wise. Their sleep is tranquil, serene and
healthy. Their dreams, if any, are the
soft realities of their temperate desires.
Cheerful and invigorating, both in miud
and body, they rise from their hard couch
with an alacrity truly refreshing. Their
morning meal is sweet, although devoured
in haste, their hands willing and their
tempers delighted. Resolution and stern
determination of will arc the accompani
ments of the temperate workman. It is
these which steel his heart, against sor
row and disappointment these which
nerve his sinewy arm, and inflame his
zeal these which uphold and sustain
him in opposition, malevolence, and other
encroachments on his unlimited right,
lie is free free from enemies, from vi
ces, and from prospective failures. His
inheritance is sure, and his reward grest.
Who has not been delighted with the
songs of Burns, composed while engaged
in the meanest farm drudgery, or who
has not felt his soul glow with admiration
as he perused the dignified and affecting
pastorals of BloomGeld? Allen Ramsey,
too, is one of tbe examples whereiu labor
is lightened by song. Lincoln, it seems,
was at one time a farm laborer. Johnson
also soiled his bands, and many others
whose names shall illustrate the pages of
history till the end of time. The mental
qualifications of a man are seldom oblite
rated by constant and persevering indus
try; but these rather brighten the intel
lect. The diversity of mental and bodily
labor serves to strengthen each alternate
ly; and the products of each magnify as
they arc diversified by studious exertion.
How much of human misery is spared to
men, if they acquire the habits of indus
try? The answers arc vivid, clear, and
exalted. A due exertion, in tho ways of
industry, surely bring reward, happiucss
and prosperity. The home of tbe idler
is a den of licentiousness, destitution, and
want. Tho children, squallid and bany,
are fostered in the same unprofitable ca
reer of their sire. The kin of idleness is
inherited with the sin of the geueral cor
ruption by Adam, or tho curse of Law.
The energies of youth are mude dormant
and ineffectual; and at last they become
a burden to society, a shame to their pa
rents, and a torment to themselves.
The habits of industry can be acquired
at an early age. Youth is tho eeason of
exercise, vigor and hope. Once acquir
ed, the industrial habit will lead youth to
fame, riches, and elevated positiou. Bo
rjueatb your sous a few fiacd aqd estub
lished rules to become industrious, and
you may bequeath his right of heirship
to anybody. Langford.
The Harvest of 1867.
Tho grain and other staples of the
country being now fairly harvested and
the yield known, the following statement,
compiled by an accurate observer, may be
of interest, as showing the relative capac
ity of the different States for producing
the various staples.
Illinois, according to this report, is
much the largest producer of fndian corn,
more than one sixth of the whole crop of
of the country being grown there,
and also the largest producer of
oats, yielding more than 20 per cent, of
the whole, aud of hay more than 20 per
cent. . Pennsylvania takes the. lead in
the production of rye, giving nearly one
third of the product of the whole coun
try, and iu buckwheat over 42 per cent.
New Jersey produces more rye than any
other State, according to population.
New York, takes tha lead in the pro
duction of barley, about 40 per cent, of
the whole product being raised here.
Virginia takes the lead in tobacco; her
crop is about 30 per cent, of the whole.
New York, Pennsylvania and New Jersey
together produce two-thirds of all the rve.
New York stands the tenth State in the
production of Indian corn, being exceed
ed by Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Iowa, Ten
nessee, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Kentucky
and Missouri. In wheat New York i3
exceeded by Illinois, Wisconsin, Michi
gan and Iowa. Illinois alone has in corn
about 5,000,000 acres; in wheat, 2,190,
000 acres; in rye, 345,000 acres; in oats,
883.000 acres; in bailey, 41,000 acres.
The Southern staples, cotton, rice and
sugar, cannot, of course, enter into this
estimate, but the statistics of these crops
for this year are, considering all things,
exceeding favorable. Altogether the
harvest of 18G7 is one of the most boun
tiful ever gathered in thi3 country.
Temptations of the Race Course
A New York correspondent of a Mobile
paper thus speaks of the temptations of
the course : "One of the habitues of a
certain Broadway sporting house was
worth nearly half a million dollars ten
years ago. He was engaged iu a busi
ness that paid him thirty thousand ayear,
and had the entree of the best society
His wife was the daughter of one of our
wealthiest bankers, and all his family
relations were of the first respectability.
Accompanying a friend to ihe race course
one day, he was sized with a passion for
owning fast horses and dashed into the
sports of the turf. In a short time he
bad a stable stocked with the best horses
to be had, and his bets were the wonder
and envy of thoe less fortunate in pock
et. Luck was against him. He lost
heavily ; his business went down ; one af
ter another of his horses died ondis bands;
his stable was sold ; his house -next ; his
old friends dropped off ; his wife died
and his children became scattered ; and
now he spends his nights in loitering
about bar-rooms and listening to the horsc
talk of jockeys and gamblers. This man
would have probably been worth a mil
lion of dollars to-day if he had kept clear
of the race course."
v Judge WiUiams.
The Germantown Telegraph, an inde
pendent journal of wide influence and es
tablished character, in an article of mark
ed ability, has come out for Judge Wil
liams, and strongly against Sharswood.
We quote the concluding paragraph :
"In the times now upon us it is essen
tial that every man should define his posi
tion. Internal peace and uuity can ouly
be perfected by the success of the nation
al cause and the defeat of all opponents.
It is high time that we set the seal of con
demnation upon those who, like the re
creant in the White House, can sec noth
ing but unconstitutionality ifi tho acts of
Congcss or in whatever tends to consolidate
and render pcrmaneut the triumph of the
national cause over the worst treasou
known to history."
In Maryland the Republican Union
party are orgauiziog for a vigorous cfiort
to defeat the new Constitution framed by
the late Conservative Convention, which
essentially turns the State over, bound
band and foot, to the rebel clcmeut. The
Republicans will have a hard battle to
fight, with the chances against them. In
a State where the rebel soldiers are pet
ted aud freely accorded the right to vote
and control the State, and the colored
man who bravely fought and bled for the
flag, is down trodden, there can be little
hope that Uniou principle will prevail
yet awhile.
The Boston I'vst, one of the ab'etand
best conducted Democratic journals iu tho
couutry, has become a couvcit to unive
sal suffrage. It remarks; "Wo should
be glad to sec tbe Massachusetts Suffrage
law adopted by every State in the Uuion.
No matter what a man's color or size may
be if he can read and write, is tweuty
onc years old (we have no objection to
cightecu), and so forth let him yoto."
Afuiiisity.
Mr. Frederick L. Heater, of Wantage
township, in this county, is tho owner of
a pig, which has six legs. Tha two ex
tra legs, which uro well formed, put out
of from the knee of tho fore logs, and
are uel by the animil in walking The
pig is four mouths old aud is as thiiviug
as any of the gnuie lit tor.- Sus- AVy.
An Adventure in the Cars.
There were five of us yes, five as hap
py fellows as were let loose from college
It was "vacation," and wc concluded to
take a trip to tho Falls. We got on
board the cars at N., and were soon travel
ing yery rapidly toward our destination.
We had just seated ourselves and pre
pared for a comfortable smoke, when, in
came tho conductor, and who should it
be but our friend Fred B. After tho
common salutation, "How are you-old
fellow?" kc, had.passed, Fred said he had
some business for us to attend to.
"Out with it, old chum!" said we;
'anything at all will be acceptable, so let
us have it !" -
"Well, boys," said Fred, in a confi
dential tone, "in the next car there is as
lovin' a pair as it was ever my lot to see.
They are going down to II. to get mar
ried, and now, if you can have any fun
over it, just pitch in. They must bo
cared for, and I don't known who can do
it better than you." '
In a moment Fred was gone, and we
set our heads together to from a plan furs:
"taking care of the lovers." -
"I have it, boys !" said Bill' Steevers j
"wc must make the girl think that her
lover is married "
"That's it, that's it !" said we, not giv
ing him time to finish the sentence.
"That he is a married man and tho
father of children !" said Bill.
"That's the game, boys ; now let ns
play it !"
It devolved upon me to commence oper
ations. According, I entered the car in,
which we were informed the lovers were
The girl, thinking, I suppose, that sha
must give her lover all the seat, sat on his
knee ; and he, for the purpose of protect
ing her, of course, had thrown his arms
around her waist; and so they sat, in real
soft lover's style.
All this I gathered at a glance. Stop
ping up to them, I said :
"Why, Jones, what iu tho deuco aro.
you doing with this girl ?" . ...
The girl arose hastily and seated her
self on the seat.
"See, here, stranger!" sajid the fellow
"you're a bit mistaken ; my name isn't
Jones." "Why, Jones," said I, "you certainly
haven't left your wife and children, and
tried' to palm yourself oil for a single,
man, have you '."
"I tell you my name ain't Jones ; itV
Harpcr. It never was Jones; hain't
agoin' to be, nuther !"
I merely shook my head and passed to
auother seat ta see the rest of the fun. Tho
girl looked "wild" after I sat down ; but
Jones alias Harper soon convinced her
that I was mistaken.
About the time they had got feeling:
right well again, iu came Elliott Gregg.
Walking up to Harper, he accosted him
with :
"Why, you here ? How did you leave
your wife aud babies ?"
"See here, stranger, you ain't the first
man that's called me Jones to-day, an' I
reckon I must look awfully like him, but
I hain't Jones. I hain't got any wife, nor
babies either ; but this gal an' ine is agoia
to splice, an' then you can talk about my
wife and I wouldn't wonder but what
iu the course of time you might talk;
about the babies too, but you musn't calh
me Jones !"
The retort brought forth vociferou
laughter from tho spectators, and it also
brought blushes to the face of the girl.
"Ah, Jones," said Gregg, "you will
regret this in -the future. I pity your
wile and this poor girl."
'So, Harper your real name is Jonesrr
is it ? an' you've been fooliu' me, have"
you ? Well, we ain't spliced yet, an' I
don't thiuk we will bo soon," said tho
girl, and her eyes fairly flashed fir.
"Jane, Jane!" said Harper, "don't
you known I'm Bill Harper. There ain't
a darn drop of Jones blood in me, an
I'll prove it." . , .
At this moment Jeff Jackson,- BilP
Steevers and Jim Bycrs entered, and, of
course, their attention was called to Har
per by his loud talking. They supped
upon to him, and said :
"Why, Jones, what is all this fuss
about?" "
This was more than Harper could
stand. Ho leaped upon a seat:
"No," said he, "my name is not Jonc
an' I can lick the fellow that says it is!"
By this time wcvgot to II., and our
frieud Fred came iuto the car and Har
per kept quiet. The girl that wouldn't
be spliced requested Fred to help her on
the train that was goiug bak tc
while be, and the uotorious Jones, alias
Harper, followed her. We learned after
wards that ho proved himself to be Bill'
Harper instead of Bill Jones, aud he and
his gal Jano wgot spliced."
. '
The Union Republican State Cominitt
tec have opened rooms at 1105 Chestnw
street, Philadelphia, which will be theit
headquarters uutil the election of 1SG7 is
consummated in victory. Colouel Francis
Jordan is the chairman of this importans
committee on which so much depends ;
George W. llaunncrsly aud JVvobley
Duuglison arc the secretaries, and Hon.
W. II. Kcmblc treasurer. These rooms
will bo always opeu, and documents . for
distribution always ou hinl.
Tho Baltimore Commercial says thai
the treasury of that city is so low as to,
seriously impede proper legislation, and;
interfere with necessary municipal ope?,
ntious. "