Zli' " ' 1 -1 ' " ' - - -- - v . tii- r- j . - : THE 1EPFEESOTIAN." Ocuotcir ta politics, literature, Agriculture, Science, iHoralitn, nub encrat 3ntclUgcncc. VOL. 26. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., SEPTEMBER 5, 18C7. NO. 24. I f I i Published by Theodore Schoclu TERMS Two dollars a year in advance and if not paid before the end of the year, two dollars and filfy et. w ill be r harped. No paperdisrontinued until all arrearages are paid, yjicepi at the option of the Editor. , EPAtlvertisements of one qunreof (eight lines)or !, one or three insertions (I 50. Earn additional Usertioa, 50 cents. Longer ones in proportion. job printTnc OF ALL KINDS, Bieented in the highest style of the Arl.andontbc most reasonable terms. GEORGE Ij. WALKER, A large number of Farms wanted. Residence at John Kern's, Main street, Stroudsburg, Pa. June 27, 18G7. UK. I). I). SMITH, Surgeon Dentist, Office on Main Street, opposite Judge Stokes1 residence, Sfroudsbcrg, Pa. 07" Teeth extracted without pain.Q August 1, 1S67. C. V. SHIP, M. D., Physician and Surgeon, Has removed his office and residence to the building, lately occupied by Wm. Davis, Esq., on Main-stroet. Devoting all his time to his profession he will be prepared to an swer all calls, either day or night, when not professionally engaged, with promptness. 0 Charges reasonable. JQ Stroudsburg, April 11, 1867,-tf. DR. A. H. SEEM, DENTIST, WILL be pleased to see all who wish to have their Dentistry done in a proper and careful manner, beautiful sets of artificial leeth made on Gold, Silver, or Rub ber Plates as persons may desire. Teeth carefully extracted without pain, if desired. The public are invited to give him a call at the office formerly occupied by Dr. Seip, next door to the Indian Queen Hotel. All work warranted. April 25, '67. S. E!OL,.lIE, Jr. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, AND GENERAL CLAIM AGENT. STROUDSBURG, PA. Office with S. S. Dreher, Esq. All claims against the Government prose cuted with dispatch at reduced rates. (ftr An additional bounty of 100 and of $50 procured for Soldiers in the late War, FREE OF EXTRA CHARGE. Q August 2, 19GG. MT. VERNON HOTEL, M. &. T. P. WATSON, Proprietors. No.'s 117 & 119 North SECOND Street, (Between Arch and Race,) PHILADELPHIA, PA. Clcse proximity to the business center of the city, excellent accommodation, and care ful attentien to the comfort and wa: ts of quests are charscteristics of the Mount Ver non. The House has been thorough iy ren ovated and new-furnished. The patronage f the public is respectfully solicited. October 11, 13GG.-lf. GlKT JIST EMI, DO IN MR LIEBE LEIT! F11H1 STROUDSBURG, PA., PARTNERSHIP DISSOLUTION. A DRUG STORE, AND A Xcir and Cheap Stock of Goods. PETER S. WILLIAMS, of the firm of DE TRICK &. WILLIAMS, having, sold out his entire interest in said firm, the business will will hereafter be carried on bv . C. S. DETRICK & CO., at the old Stand as heretorore, a few doors below the Stroudsburg Bank. Their Stock consist of a large and varied assortment of Drugs, Medicines, Watches, Clocks and Jewelry, Fancy and Toilet Articles, PaintsT Oils, Glass, Window Sash, Blinds, Doors, Var nishes and Brushes tf all kinds. Call stud !c Convinced. Mr. PETERS. WILLIAMS, Jeweler and former Partner of the firm, has been engaged by the new business firm, Charles S. Det rick & Co , to superintend the Clock, Watch and Jewelry Business. m: A INCH STOKE IS East Stroudsburg, Pa., For the convenience of the inhabitants of East Stroudsburg and vicinity, the firm have also opened a Branch Store near the Depot, where everything in their line of business, together with BOOTS &, SHOES, NOTIONS, &c, will at all times be found in full assortment, for inspection and pur chase by customers. They have also on hand a fine stock of . PURE WINES cc LIQUORS, of the very best brands, which they offer to Hotel keepers and others, at prices unusual- jy reasonable. Drop m and see. C S. DETRICK. S. S. DETRICK. July 25, 1867. MtRRITT W. Griswold "J In the Court of 1 - t. I of Sept. Term, Onvut FacrOa". j 1866, No. 3. Foreign Attachment. July 19th, lG7. The Plaintiff enters a rule for the Prothonotary to assess damages on the judgment in thia case. Plaintiff claims judgment in tho Supreme : ourt of the State ct New York for!20.C3, with interest thereon, from May 12ih, 1666. The Prothonotary will assess the Plaintiff' damages ou Saturday, the 21st day of Sep tember, A. D. 16G7, at 2 o'clock, p. u , at his office in Stroudsburg . 1CM TIIOS. M. McILHANEY. July 25, 1S67.-6L1 prothonotary. LIST OF PRIZES TO BE DRAWN AT THE Grand Gift -Distribution Enterprise OF THE Phoenix Fire Eng. Co., io. 2, AT Stroudsburg, Friday, Oct 4th, 1867. $SG0 in Greenbacks to be drawn. One Gift, Greenbacks, . . $500 00 35-00 25 00 100 00 100 00 it Parlor btove, . . . , Silver-Plated Castor, . Sett Carpenter's Tools, . Ladies' Gold Watch, . Mclodeon, . . . . Bbl. Wheat Flour. . . u u (t it 150 00 18 00 Ten setts silver-plated Tea-spoons, 50 00 One sett Cottage Furniture, . . 100 00 Twenty Gifts, Greenbacks, (&$5 100 00 One sett Chairs, 15 00 44 Uureau, ...... " Sett Ladies' Furs, . . . " Camp Chair, Five Breakfast Shawls, (al$5, Ten fine Razors, 81.50, . . Four Photograph Albums, $5, One Bilver-plated harness, . . t rf 30 00 4 00 25 00 15 00 20 00 65 00 Ten setts silver-plated Fork?, $8, 80 00 Three setts Table Knives, ($4, 12 00 One Cutting Box, 16 00 One year's sub., Monroe Democrat, 2 00 Ten Gifts, Greenbacks, $10, . 100 00 One Gents Trunk, . . . . 15 00 One Album (200 pictures), . . 15 00 One Sewing Machine ( W. Sc G. 85 00 Ten Pantaloon Patterns, (;S6, . One Buffalo Kobe, One Box Segars, Two Counting-House Rulers, 51.50, Three Paper Weights, (a;S2, . . Two Gents' Canes, ?5, . . Two Balmoral Skirts, (rt,S5, . . One Pr. Boots, made to order, . One Violin, . . . . . . . One year's sub., Jeffersouian, . . Six Pr. Ladies' Kid Gloves, (Tr2, CO 00 25 00 5 00 3 00 G 00 10 00 10 00 14 00 25 00 2 00 12 00 One Coffee-Mil!, 3 00 " Settee, 12 00 " Egg Beater 1 50 " Seven Shooter (my friend), 22 00 " Cradle, 12 00 Five Pr. Gents' Kidd Gloves, (.$2, 10 00 One Ladies' Work-Box, ... 7 00 Five Napkin Rings, (gS1.25, . C 25 One Pr. Rose Blankets, . . . 12 00 ix Dres3 Patterns, (5 86, . . 36 00 Oneycarssub., Fasten D. Express, 6 00 One Sett Ivory Tea Knives, . 12 00 One Cook Stove, complete, No. 8, 45 00 Ten Gilt Vases, (5 $2.50, . . . 25 00 Three Spice Boxes, (S,53, . . 0 00 Uue Plough, . . . . . . . 20 00 One Suit Clothes, made to order, 50 00 One Ice Pitcher IS 00 One Gift, Greenbacks, . . 40 00 30 00 35 00 15 O0 1C 00 15 00 Three Plated Castors, ($10, One Tea Sett, Five Coal Oil Lamps, $3, . One Riding Bridle, . . . One Large Looking-GIass, Five Ladies' Portemonnaies, $2, 10 00 One History of the late War, . 10 00 Fur pr. Ladies' Gaiters, (56, 24 00 Three Meerschaum Pipes, t?$10, 30 00 One Marble Top Table, ... 40 00 Three 51b Bales Lynchburg Tobac co, "f?-31 per lb, 15 00 One Silk Hat, 7 00 Six Gifts, Greenbacks, $$10 . CO 00 Due Buggy Wagon, ... 250 00 One Horse-Power Threshing Ma chine, . . ; . '. . . . 200 00 One Silver Hunting Amr. Watch, valued at 75 00 Three Gifts, S20 Greenbacks, . CO 00 No. of Prizes, 205 No. of Tickets, 5,0Q0 Price of Tickets, .... One Dollar. The Drawing will take place in the Fair-house building of the Monroe Coun ty Agricultural Society, on FRIDAY AFTERNOON, OCTOBER 4th, 1867. The drawing will be conducted by a Com mittee chosen for that purpose by the Ticket Holders. Persons holding'tickets and unable to attend the drawing can, by notifying any one of the Committee, have their prizes forwarded, free of charge. All tickets valueless at the distribution unless prepaid. No prize paid unless the ticket be presented. 1 REFERENCES: Brown & Keller, Dreher & Bro., Jas. A. Pauli, Nicholas Ruster, Joseph Wal lace, R. S. Staples, Wm. Hollinshead, Herrmann, La Bar& Co., C. S. Detrick & Co., Fred. Fable, II. S. Wagner, C. D. Brodhead, R. F. & II. D. Bush, Phillips & Walton, C. Waters & Son, Lewis Dos ter's Sons, Barnes &. Mcrritt, Florcy & Bro., Robt. Huston, J. 11. McCarty, Je rome B. Storm, Philip Miller & Son, J. S. Williams & Co., It. Miller, M. L. Drake, Jno. O. Saylor, Wallace & Gardner, Ack erman & Herman, Robert Boys, W. T. Baker, Jas. B. Morgan, Darius Dreher, B. S. Mansfield, O. B. Keller. Dr. A. H. Davis, Hon. S. C. Burnett, Hon. P. Gil bert, S. S. Dreher, Wm. Davis, S. Holmes, i -T li Ktfirm nrA 1 .Q T.aa Ivan pa Common Pleas,' ' , , . , 1 ' of Monroe Co. Stroudsburg; 31. 35. Postens Moscow; lion. V. xu. an Auiten, ur. r. jianiaay, j Pinchot & Detrick, L. F. Barnes, Esq., Milford, Pa. Committke: Jno. N. Stokes, P. S. Williams, G. Sontheimer, A. C. Jansen, T. C. Brown, Jas. J). Stocksdale and II. S. Wagner. JNO. N. STOKES, President. A.C Jansex, ) Secrctaric8. P. S. Williams, j O. Sontlieimer, Treasurer. For all information address P. S. Wil liams or A. C. Janseo, Stroudsburg, Pa. July 11,1867. Scranton in 1867. To the Jejfersonlan: Thinking that perhaps a few remarks on me past growth and present rank of ccranton, among the cities of the country, might not be amiss to the many readers of the Jejfie'rsonian, I take this opportu nity to give a few details as to .this most flouriahing city of Northern or Eastern Pennsylvania: A century ago, where now stands a city, teeming with busy thousands, all eagerly engaged in wrenching from the bowels of the earth a fortune which only the " black diamond" in the hands of a successful operator can give, was undis turbed save by the stealthy step of the native savage, or bounding steps of the hunted deer. The settlers far distant from the, at that time comparatively un known, valleys, of the Lackawaxeu and Wyoming regions, little dreamt of the untold wealth contained under the smil ing fields and sparkling rivulets of those now historical parts of the country, a source of wealth that is excelled nowhere in the world. The first of these mines were opened some twenty-five years ago, and since that time millions of tons have been extracted, and yet the production is capable of being trebled. The celebra ted Diamond vein which first begins to be worked at Nanticokc, and has an ave rage thickness of 28 feet, gradually de- creases in size, 1111 at ocranion, a uisiance of forty-eight miles, it is only eight feet thick. The Lackawanna Iron and Coal Company have almost exclusive control of this valuable branch of the anthracite coal, from which they extract an enor mous quantity of coal some one mil lion tons annually The city of Scranton is a thriving place of 4o,000 inhabitants, and is com posed of Scranton proper, and what used to be the borough of Hyde Park and Pro vidence, and contains within its limits six square miles. It is destined to be one of the largest cities of -the country, and now offers uncqualed inducements to the laboring men ot all classes. ith its numerous coal mines, machine shops, and foundries, it gives the poor man an opportunity to secure a competency, which few would hesitate to avail them selves of. In the early part of I860, some enter prising and influential men of this sec tion, perceiving the -enlarged influence which Scranton as a city would have on the commercial interests of Pennsylvania, and more especially this portion of the State, sent a petition to the Legislature solicit ing a city charier, which, being headed by the names of the most powerful men of this section, had no difficulty in procuring a passage. The city government is vest ed in a Mayor as the executive, and the select and common councils as the legis lative branch. The Select Council is the law, all laws are made by them and ap proved and executed by the Mayor, with whom the majority of the councils are decidedly at " swords points." Great im provements "are now being made in the principal streets by the introduction of two street railways and the paving of the streets, which will have the effect of ad ding greatly to the appearance of the city. I he greatest need now is the light ing of the streets by gas, some which should not be delayed. - thing Of the many institutions of Scranton, the Delaware, Lackawanna & Western Railroad is the most important and de serves the most notice. For a careful, judicious, and economical expenditure of the company s money in times of panic and dullness in trade, and an advanta geous use of the same in times of pros perity, the company are indebted to John Brisbin, a gentleman of unques tioned ability, sterling worth, and strict est integrity, under whose administration the company has advanced in wealth and prosperity in a degree to which no pre cedent is offered. The company control an unbroken line of railroad communica tion of some 150 miles in length, and does an amount of business which is ex ceeded by none in the country. Their road is a marvel of engineering skill, winding around the towering cliffs, across deep ravines, and- through hills, while the scenery must be seen to be appreciated. The person who seeks after real pleasure need not go to Sarotoga, Newport, or Cape May to find it, but has only to take the cars on the New Jersey Central from New York, or the North Pennsylvania from Philadelphia or any intermediate point, and after a ride of four or five hours on the Delaware, Lackawanna & Western R. It., be set down in some little nook along their line, where, with the rod and fowling piece, he can capture the finest trout, or 44 bag" the plumpest game of any where in the State, and 44 rusticate" in the full sense of the word. This company has the most commodious and comfortable cars in the country, while the employees are always courteous and obliging. No where eUo can be found larger or heavier locomotives nearly all weighing from forty to sixty tons. They have two commodious round houses, the largest being used for fctowing the coal burners, of which twenty-one can be boused, while the smallest contain those that burn wood. These, together with the machine shops, cover a place equal in size to the ground taken up by your town. .In the upper part of the city is situa ted the blast furnaces and rolling mills of the Lackawanna Iron and Coal Company. At the blast furnaces is what used to be considered the largest ttationary engiue in the world, the fly-wheel, of which is nearly thirty-six feet in circumference. Scranton is emphatically a growing city. No less than 500 buildings were built here last year, while it is-said that there - are now in course of construction no less than two thousand, with the people living two or three families together where there is hardly room for one. Three passenger trains leave daily for New York and Philadelphia, and two for Harrisburg and Pittsburg. Those caverns or vast artifi cial caves which have been excavated by the patient industry of man, and which undermines the country for miles around, contain the lever which has shaken the world as if by a convulsion that lever, anthracite coal; the fulcrum, capital; the motive power, man. Ihe importance anthracite has attracted to itself as one of the great cemmercial interests of the country, is every where felt. In this sec tion, where the wood is needed for build ing purposcs,for the locomotivcs.for the ties for the innumerable railroads that are be ing built here, and for the mines, coal is certainly a uoa-scnu, . ana Deing very cheap is within the reach of all. The miners buy no coal; their wives and chil dren to go the vast colm heaps with ves sels to gather and carry away all they need. In the time of war, when wages were much higher than they are now, the miners literally coined money. I know of ue man who, with his boy, made $10,000. When I-say the miner, I refer to a class of men who are comparatively as high above the laborer as the merchant is above the mechanic or farmer. They go into the mines early in the day and work till noon, for which they get so much per ton, making from five to six dollars per day, while the laborer works all day and earns only from S1.50 to 2 per day. If a person wishes to explore the mines he has only to go to some of the numer ous ones which are scattered through the valley, and to engage an old hand to act as guide one who can explain the "system-thoroughly. II (Vis furnished with an old tarpaulin and India-rubber coat to keep off the wet which you are sure to find. He is also furnished with a little lamp which holds about a pint, and which is the most necessary thing. He then steps upon a sort of scaffold and is ready for his journey of some two hundred feet into the bowels of the earth. It would seem as if he was going to hold court with his Satanic Majesty; and the im pression is rather deepened when the scores of dark beings cluster around him at the bottom, anxious for news from the outer world. As he walks along he sees nothihg but blackness; black coal and still blacker darkness, relieved by the faint glow of the lamp for a short distance around, while the shadows seem to clus ter in the corners blacker than ever. The miner is compelled to get in all sorts of positions to get at the coal, which by former explosions has become cracked and seamed with fisurcs large enough to contain a dozen men. The coal is de tached from the main body by the use of blasting powder, which some, times de taches masses .weighing from twenty to thirty tons. These blasts some times jar the earth so as to cause the falling in of the roof of the mines; they also fall oc casionally from not being supported enougti by artificial means, when, if there are any miners in the minc3, great suffer ing ensues from hunger and thirst, and if not secured soon they perish from the combined effects of tmffocation and star vation. These instancesre very rare in this country ; but about twenty years ago the mines under Carbondale, a city fourteen miles north of Scranton, fell in, burying some one hundred and fifty men. A person known to your correspondent, together with a boy, made their exit through an air hole on their hands and knees, which they had no sooner done, when it caved in also. One man after remaining there three days dug out with his hands through the loose dirt, wearing his finger nails completely off. There are white rats in the mine, which, it is said, always leave parts of the mines where there is any danger of a " cave in, this sign is accepted by the minors as a warning that that place is no longer safe, and they leave immediately. It is related of a miner that had made a sort of pet of one of them, that one noon as the men were eating their dinner in one of the chambers, it was observed that all the rats kft very suddenly,- the men went away immediately with the exception of one who said " he did not believe in such sigus," this rat returned and jumped on his knees and then ran away aud then re turned and jumped on the miner again ; this so impressed him that he went out of the chamber, which he had no sooner done when the roof fell in with a crash. The most dangerous enemy of the mi ner is the nre damp, winch is the most prevalent in very wet or very dry weath- er, ana nas caused the loss ot innumera ble lives, and yet nothing has been found to reider it totally harmless, while Sir Humphrey Davis's safety lamp is only a partial preventive. This fire damp ap pears like a very fine mist; it a man were to stay in a chamber filled with it, he would feel the saoie as if affected with chloroform and finally die, while if he went in it with a lamp ho would be blown to atoms. An instance of this. kiuu hap pened some four or five years ago when about forty men and boys were blown out of the mouth of a mineyiud quite a num ber killed. In the morning before the miners are allow el to uter the mines, the reviewer, generally au old aud experienced uiiucr, takes the safety lamp, in which the flame is protected by a strong but fine wire gauze. The presence of fire-damp is in dicated by blue sparks flying off from the lamp, when the miner must, either by holding the lamp near the ground or un der his coat, prevent an explosion of the fire-damp. If the damp is not very thick he conducts the miners through the en trance and into the chambers where there is no danger, but otherwise they must not enter until it is clear. Ihe noisy shouts of the urchins that drive the mule3 used in drawing the cars from the 41 chambers" to the foot of the " slope the noisy clatter of the descend ing car, and trie dull rumbl'msr of thi noiso of the blast through the galleries of tne mine, an conspire to render it as near an approach to Plato s Hades as can be imagined, and the explorer is glad to be hoisted out of the dull and dreary depth, and feel that he is yet an inhabitant of the earth, and once more beholds the sun, which is very welcome after being ao long buried in the bowels of the earth. SrnouDSBUita. . The Diligent Woman. She riseth in the morning betimes, and as the lark smgeth to his mate, so she maketh a joyful noise in all her house. She maketh up her bed, and beateth the pillows thereof : and like as an eagle stirreth up the feathers, and spread out the sheets, and layeth the blankets apart. fane layeth her hand to the washtub, rubbeth upon the board, making clean the fine linen ; her hands take fast hold of the wringer, and by turning the crank the water thereof is pressed out. fehe clothes her family with pure gar ments, when she has made them smooth with a hot iron and by reason thereof her husband is made comely when he sitteth among the chief men, or walkcth in the market places. bhe kneadeth up her dough and bak- eth a goodly cake for her household, and to every one she giveth a piece of bread aud butter of kine. She provideth her dinner in due sea son, and supper faileth not when the good man returneth at the end of the day, weary with his labors and the strife of men. She looketh well to the ways of her household, and scorneth the idle woman with her delicate hands; who lieth in bed and calleth a servant. Giving the Devil his Dne. There is a point in the following anec dote. A pastoY was making a call upon an old lady, who made it a habitual rule never to speak ill of another, and had ob served it so closely that she always justi fied those whoshchad beard evil spoken of. Before the old lady made her appearance in the parlor, her several children were speaking of this peculiarity of their moth er, and one of them playfully added : "Mother has such a habit of speaking well of everybody, that I believe if'Satan himself were the subject of conversation, mother would find out some virtue or good quality even in him." Of course this remark elicited some smiling and merriment at the originality of the idea, in the midst of which the old lady enter ed the room, and on being told what had just been said, she immediately and in voluntary replied : "Well, my children, I wish we all had Satan's industry and' perseverance. m, MedicaL "Dr. Kalahum, d'ye think my darter will get well 7" "Well, if she don't get no wuss, and does not git sum better, she may possibly git over it. You see she's af flicted with a concatenation of the meta carpial fiummix, which extends from the nebocis to the inferior lobe of the ante rior revolution of the occuput. Nothin' kin help her but calomel and persimmons taken jintly both together a spoonful, more or less, according to the symptoms, every o.ther day oft and on. Them will eventooally put her out of pain into a sweat, and restore a healthy action of the minor pedals, and reduce the encylopedia of the neuralgic diaphragm, immediately under the let t side ot the right eve. "Lor a mercy I thunk it!" such larniu"! who'd The wiU of the Drunkard. I die a wretched sinner, and leave to the world a worthless reputition, a wicked ex ample, and a memory only fit to perish. I leave to my parents sorrw and bitter ness of soul all the days of their lives. I leaye to my Irothers and sisters shamo and grief, and reproach of their acquaintances. I leave to my wife n widowed and bro; ken heart, and a life of lonely struggling and suffering. I leave to my children a tainted name, a ruined position, a pitiful ignorance, and the mortifying recollection of a father who by his lifo disgraced humanity, and at his premature death joined the great company of ihoso who aro never to enter tho kingdom of God. "There's our Jeremiah," said Mr. S , "he went off to get his living by his wits." "Well, did ho succeed f" inquired his friend, "No," said thd old man, tappiug bis forehead, "he failed for want of capi tal." A little boy having askod his mother what a "blood relation'1 meant, being told it meant near relations, said, "Then moth er you must be the bloodiest relation I've got.' Affecting Sketch. In a cemetery near Seville is a very beautiful though simple marble cross, on which is engraved these lines in Spanish;' I believe in God ; 44 I hope for God ; 44 I love.God." It is the grave of a poor boy, the only' son of a widow. He wa3 not exactly an idiot, but what people call a "natural." Good, simple, humble, every one loredl him ; but no one could teach him any thing. His intelligence was in some way at fault. He could remember nothing. In vain the poor mother put him first at school, and then to a trade ; he could not learn. At last, in despair," she took him to a neighboring moncstsry and im plored the abbot, who was a most charit able holy man, to take him as a lay broth-' er. Touched by her grief, the abbot con-' sented, and the boy entered the conrent There all possible pains were tuksn with him by the good monks to give hisn at least some ideas of religion, but he could remember nothing but these three sen tences. Still, he was so patient, so labor ious, and so good, that the community decided to keep him. When he had finished his hard out-of- door work instead of coming in to rest, her wouia gostraignt to the Church, and there remain on his knees for hours. "Uut what does he do V exclaimed one of the novices. "He does not know how to pray, neither understands the office, nor the eeremoniea of the Church." They therefore hid themselves in a side chapel, close to where he came. Devoutedly. kneeling, with his hands clasped, his eyes fastened on tho- tabernacle, he did nothing but repeat over and over agaiov"I believe in God, I hope for God ; I love God." One day he was missing. They went to hia cell and found him dead on the straw.witl his hands joined, and an expression of the ' same lnenable peace and joy they had remarked on his face when in the Church. They buried him in this quiet cemetery. and the abftt caused these words to be aven on the cross. Soon a lily was- seen flowering by the grave, wheron one had sown it, the grave was opened, and the root of the flower was found ia the heart of the orpan boy. From "Impres sions oj Spam" by Lady Herbert, e A soldier of the West, during the late war, being ott duty, was engaged bzm andlord to dig a patch of potatoes, ouf condition that he should be furnished with a bottle of whiskey to begin with. The landlord accordingly took him to the field, showed him the patch, and left him a full bottle of his favorite bev-erage. About an hour afterward the landlord went to see how the "son of Mars pro gressed in his business of farming. lie? found, him holding to an old stump, un able to stand without it, his bottle lying: empty at his feet, and no potatoes dug. feing quite exasperated, the landlord ex claimed ; "Hallow ! you scoundrel ! Is this the way you dig my potatoes for me ? "11a I says the soldier, lapping his. tongue, staggering half around, squinting; and hiccuping. "if you want your rota- toes dug fetch 'em on for I'll be hang ed if l'ai going to run around the lot af- er em. at A Mystery Explained. Rev. Mr. , of Lawrence, Mass., a bachelor. Noticing early in the sea is son, that one ot his members, a marneil ady, was not at a meeting fcr several Sabbaths, he called to ask the reason. s her reply was somewhat . evasive, he surmised that she "had nothing to wear," and said, "you are waiting for your Spring- bonnet 1 suppose. Weeks passed, and still she did not make her appearance. Ic therefore thought he would call again. pproachiog the house, he saw her sit ting at the open window, and blandly re marked, "I haven't seen you at church yet; hasn t that bonnet come ? ues, sir," she archly replied "Shall I show it to you? "If yoa please' answered the wondering pastor. Holding up a wee bit of a baby, she said, blushiug, "This i the spring bonnet I was waiting for j did I do right V A Yankee gentleman, escorting a Brit ish friend to view the different objects of attraction in the vicinity of Boston, brought him to Bunker Hill. They stood looking at the splendid .monument, when the Yankee said, "This is the place where Warren fell." "Ah !" replied the Englishman, evidnt ly not posted up in local historical mat ters ; "Did it hurt him much I" The native looked at him. "Hurt him !"said he ; 'He was killed, sir" "Ah 1 he was, ch V said the stranger, still cyciug the monument, and comput ing its height in his own mind, layer by layer. "Well, I think he would hays been, to fall so far." One day Eddie asked, Mamma, did God make pussy ? "Yes,' said his moth er, 'but go and bring me some wood !' lie started off a few steps, aud theu com ing back and looking through the half open door, asked in a hesitating voice. H h how did he let her d d down? A Western editor has placed over hi marriages a cut representing a large trap, sprung, with this motto: "The trapdowi another ninuy-hammer caughti" 4Ma said a promising youth of four or five summers, 4if all people are made of dust, aiu't colored. m? of cwl UupI V