The Jeffersonian. (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, March 14, 1867, Image 1

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VOL. 25.
STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., MARCH H. JSS7.
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FiiMisSei! Iy Theodore Scfcoth.
TERMS-T wo lioll.irs a year in ndviince and if not
p,i ! iW t!e 'ml of the year, two dollars and fitfy
ci j. will l'f 'ii:ir!;r!.
So ...:u:r Ii:-iitiuue1 until a!l arrearages are paid,
ciefVi ::t t!in nation of the Editor.
yK lvertieincnts of ne !-c;iiireof (cisl.t lir.esl or
,jTo:ieor thrrr i nsei I i ms $ 1 50. L.o-lf additional
s is,m:;.'.i, -J rep's. Longer ones in proportion
J 13 15 PEllKTHG,
OF ALL KIND8,
Executed in the highest style of the Art.anJonthe
most reasorriblc terms.
ATTORNEY'-AT-LAW, AND GENERAL
CLAIM AGENT.
STROUDSBURG, PA.
Oficc with S. S. Drrficr, Esq.
AH claims against the Government prose
cuted" with dispatch at reduced ntes.
QT" An additional bounty cf $100 and of
30 procured for Soldiers in the late War,
FREE OF EXTRA CHARCCQ
August 2, 1S0G.
Dn A.RZVZ3JAC3 0fJ,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
Cogs leave to announce that, in order to
prevent disappointment, he will hereafter de
vote THURSDAY and SATURDAY ct
each week exclusively to Consultations
and Surgical Operations at his office.
Parties from a distance who desire to con
sult him, can do.so, therefore, on those days.
Stroudsburg, May 31, lSGO.-tf.
Furniture! Furniture!
McCarly's flew Furniture Store,
DREHER'S NEW BUILDING, two
doors below the Pos-t-oSco, Strouds-h-.rr
Pa. He is sell in or his Furniture 10
per cent, less than E;iston or Washington
prices, to say nothing about freight or break-
P
are
May 17, IbUo.-tt.
TMNIXG-ROOM FURNITURE in Wal
jL nut, Oak and White Ash, Extension
Titles, any size you wish, at McCARTY'S
r,ew Ware-Rooms. May 17, ISGG.-tf.
IP YOU WANT A GOOD PARLOR
I Suit in Rose, Mahogany or Walnut,
McCARTY baa it. May 17, lS00.-tf
F YOU WANT A GOOD 3IELODEOX,
from one of the lest makers in the Uni
ted States, solid Rosewood Case, warranted
5 years, call at McCARTY'S, he would es
pecially invite all who are good judges ot
Music to come and test them. lie will sell
you from any maker you wish, 10 les-than
tl.053 who sl!1 on co.r.raission. The reason
is ha buys for c.sh an 1 sells for the same,
v.i'Iiless thin one-half the usual percentage
ih:i a-tr's want. J. 11. McCARTY.
lUy l7, i?C3.-tf.
u
TNDERTAKING IN ALL ITS BRAN-
Particular attention will he given to this
cues.
branch of the subscriber's business, lie wi,l
always study to please and consult the
wants and wishes of tho? e who employ him.
From the number of years experience he has
had in this branch cf business he cannot and
will not not hi excelled either in city or
countrv. Prices one-third less than is usual
ly charged, from 00 to 73 Snhhed Covins al
ways on hand. Trimmings to suit the best
Hears? in the country. Funerals attended
at one hoar's notice. J. II. McCARTY.
May 17, 15G0.-tf.
""Saddle and Harness
Manufactory.
The uncer.signed respectfully informs
ths citizens of Stroudsburg, and sarroan
cirj country, that lie has commenced the
above busiiiW in Fowler's building, cn
Elizabeth street, end is fully prepircl to
faruiih any article in his Hue of business,
sit short notice. On baud at all times, a
large stock of
llirr.es. Whiff, Tntnls, Vallcs, Car
pet ljjqs,llorse-iuanlf.ts, BdU,
Skates, Oil Cloths, tC-c.
Carriage Tninrnini: promptly attended
to. JOHN O. SAY LOU.
Stroudsburg, Dec. 11, ISC 3.
iiothh Kali Brag Store.
Wholesale as:d Ilctail Druggist.
STROUDSBURG, Pa.
Constantly on hand and for
sale cheap for cash, a fresh sup
ply of Drug:, Medicines, Paiuts,
Oil, Glass, -Putt', Varnish, Ker
osene Oil, Perfumery and Fancy Goods;
also
5-"i:3h, hulnils anil 5oor.
Pare Wines and Liquors for Medicinal
'purpose.
P. S. Physicians Prescriptions care
fully compounded.
Stroudsburg, July 7, 1801.
TIN SHOP I
The undersigned begs leave to inform his
friends and the public generally, that he has
now opened a TIN XI I OP, on Main street,
near the Strourlsturg Mills, opposite Troch
& Waltoa'g, formerly R. Si. Staples' Store,
where he is prepared to manufacture and
soil at wholesale and retail, ail kinds of
Xia, Ccp-ier a;id Sheet Iron-Ware
ALSO,
Stoves, Stove and CJIjow.
Old and second hand Stoves bought and
eo'.d, at cash rates.
CASH paid for Old Lead, Copper nnd
Brans. 11
07" Roof.ng, Spouting and Repairing
promptly attended to and warranted to give
eatisfdction. Call and see for yourselves
WILLIAM REISER.'
fctroudsburg, 7ec. 8, lC.j.
f 1 0 M MONO I IA1 Rs'c f "airi77ndli"'Cane
J Flag and Wood iJeats ; Dining, Bar-
'in and 0ce Chairs, with or without
vujaioua, Rocking-Chairs of every descrio-
?.at i r fMtHTY'3 Ware-Rooms.'
iay 17, ISOC.-tf.
Sontlieimcr & '-Herrmann,
WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
FANCY GOODS
AND
STROUDSBURG, PA.
August 11, 1804. tf.
BEAUTY!
Auburn, Golden, Flaxen & Silken Curls,
I PRODUCED by the use of Prof. DEB
- REUX' FRISEll LA CF1 FA'F.ITY
One application is warranted to curl the
most siraignt ana stubborn hair of either
ecx into wavy ringlets or heavy massive
curls. Has been used by the fashionables of
Paris and London, with the most gratifying
results. Does no injury to the hair. Price
by mail, sealed and post-paid, 1. Descrip
tive Circulars mailed free. Address BER
GER, SHUTTS & CO., Che-nist. xNo. 25
River St., N. Y., Sole Agents for the United
States. Feb. 14, 18G7.-ly.
WHISKERS
AXD
MTJSTA.OI-IES!
IORCED to grow upon the smoothest lace
in from three to fire weeks by usin
Dr. SEVIGNE'S RESTAURATEUR Ca"
PILLAIRE, the most wonderful discovery
in modern science, acting upon the Beard
and ir in an almost miraculous manner.
It has been used by the elite of Paris and
London with the moat flattering success.
Names of all purchasers will be registered,
and if e:;tire satisfaction is not given in ev
ery instance, the money will be cheerfully
refunded. Price by mail, sealed and post
paid, SI. Descriptiie circulars and testi
monials ma.leJ tree. Address BERGER,
SHUTTS &. CO., Chen.ists, No. 2So River
Street, Troy, N. Y., Sole asents for the U
nited States. Feb. 11, G7.-ly.
Crisper Coma.
Oh! shs was beautiful and fair.
With starry eyes, and radiant hair,
Whoje curling tendrils sofl, entwined,
Enchained the very heart and mind.
c::i si'ek cojza,
For Curlin'j the Hair of cither Srx into
Vrary and C'ossj Rinjlt ts or llcary
uiJiisgtcc Curls.
Py usirg tliis article Ladies and Gentle
men can beautify themselves a thousand fold.
It is the only criicle in the world that will
curl ttrai-ht hair, and at the same time give
it a beautiful, glossy oppearar.ee. The Cris
per Coma not o;:ly curies the "hair, but in
vigorates, beautifies and c!eanse3 it; is
highly and delightfully perfumed, and is the
most complete article of the kind ever offered
to the American public. The Crisper Coua
will be sent to any address, scaled and post
paid for SI.
Address ail orders ti
W. L. CLAUK & CO., Chemi.-ts,
No. 3 West Fayette Street, Syracuse, N. Y.
Feb. 14, ieC7.-ly.
There cometh glad tiding of joy to nil,
To young and to i Id, to great and to email ;
The beauty wh:ch once v. as so precious and
rare,
Is free for all, and all may be fair.
BY THE USE CF
CIIASTELLAR'S
YHITS LIQUID
ENAMEL,
For Improving and Beautifying the Com
plexion. Tiie most valuable and perfect preparation
in use, for giving the skin a beautiful pearl
like tint, that is only found in youth. It
quickly removes Tan, Frecklee, Pimplee,
Blotches, Moth Patches, S-i I lowness. Erup
tions, and all impurities of the skin, kindly
healing the same and leaving the tkin white
and clear as alabaster. Its use cannot be de
tected by the c'cscfct scrutiny, and being a
vegetable preparation is perfectly harmless.
It is the only article of the kind used by
the French, and ia considered by the Pari
ean as indispensable to a perfect toilet. Up
. wards of 30,000 bottles were sold during the
past year, a sufficient guarantee of its efli
Cicy. Price only 75 cents. Sent by mail,
post-paid, on receipt of an order, by
BERGER, SlIUTTS &. Co., Chemists,
2S5 River St., Troy,
Feb. 14, 1SG7.-Iy.
AT V
1 A
Reparator Capilli. -
Throv away" your false frizzes, your switch
es, your wig
Destructive of comfort, and not worth a figf
Come aged, come youthful, come ugly and
liiir,
And rejoice in your own luxuriant hair.
REP A PA TOR CA VILLI.
Tor restoring hair upon bald heads (from
whatever cau.se it may have fallen out) and
forcing a growth of hair upon the face, it
has no equal. It will force the beard to
grow upon the smoothest face in from five to
eight weeks, or hair upon bald head in from
two to three months. A few ignorant prac
titioners hafb asserted that there is nothing
that will force or hasten the growth of the
hair or beard. Their assertains are false, as
thousands of living witnesses (from their
own experience) can Lear witness. But
rniny will eay, how are wo to diitinguit.li
the genuine from the spurious ! It certainly
is difficult, as nine-tenths of the different
Preparations advertised for the hair and
beard are entirely worthless, and you may
have already thrown away large amounts in
their purchase. To uch we would say, try
the Reparator Capilli; it will cost you noth
in" unless it fully comes up to our represen
tions. If yur Druggist does not keep it,
send as one dollar and we will forward it,
postpaid, together with a receipt for the mo
ney, which will be returned you on applica
tion, providing entire satisfaction is not giv
en. Address,
W. L. CLARK & CO.. Chemist?,
No. 3 West Fayette Street, Syracuse, N. Y.
Feb. 14, 1807.-ly.
NEW STOBB
-:axd:-
KEW. GOODS
REDUCED PillCES !
DARIUS DREIIER, tegs leave to an
nounce to his friends and and to the pub
lic generally, that he has just received a
general assortment of
Dry Goods, Xot ions, Dress Trimmings,
AND -
mill ixnn Y GOOD S
consisting, in part of the following desirable
articles, viz. :
Calicoes,
Laxcns,
French CJiintzs,
Children s Dress Goods,
Yorhcd Edgings,
Earasols, Zcpliers, j
Shetland Wools,
Shetland Wool Shawls,
Delaines,
Muslins,'
White Dress Goods,
Insert ings,
Lad 8 and Children's Saclts
Flannel and Cloth,
Lady's, Misses and Men's Hoes,
Gloves and Collars,
Mourning Goods,
Shroudings, ii'c, tf'c,
Goods shown with pleasure. 41 Quicks
sales and small profits" at the old and well
known Millinery Stand of F. A. DREIIER.
The Millinery business will be carried on
as usual by Mrs. Dkeiier.
Patronage respectly solicited.
DARIUS DREIIER.
April 20, 1SGG. '
TREBEXDOUS EXCITEMENT !
Dea th to High Prices!
up Town in a Blaze !
METZGAR &. STORM, respectfully in
form the public that the days of imposition
prices have gone by in Stroudsburg, for the
proof of which they invite their friends, from
both town and county, to call at their new
Store, on Elizabeth Street, in Stroudsburg,
one door below the Indian Queen Hotel, ex
amine I heir goods and learn how low they
sell them.
We have DRY GOODS in almost endless
variety,
(lollis, Cassime res r.ad Vcsllngs,
Calicoes, Dtiahis and IHusliiis,
Trimmings and Nations,
and everything in that line.
We have GROCERIES and PROVIS
SIONS, SUGARS, COFFEES, TEAS,
S VICES, FISH, FORK,
and a full assortment in that line.
We hive Crockery Ware, Wooden Ware,
Willow Ware, llardicare, a general assort
ment. TOBACCO of all kinds,
BOOTS AND SHOES, and in fact al
most everything that can be called for in a
completely ttockod Store.
Call and see for yourselves. We take
pleasure in showing goods without price,
and can sell you calicoes from 12 cents to
25 cents per 3ardf and everything else pro
portionately low. "
We feel duly thankful for the many evi
dences ot already received appreciation of
our efforts to knock down war prices, and
can assure the public that there is still room
for a few more evideucea of the same sort.
Don't forget the place and give us a call. !
J. P. METZGAR,
March 29. 15G0. JEROME STORM.
TEKKIBLE EXCITEMENT!!!
Ho. for Stromlsluirg !
ALL ABOARD FOR THE
NEW STORE WITH NEW GOODS,
MESSRS. DETRICK & WILLIAMS
have opened a New Store for the sale of
DRUGS,.
MEDICINES,
WATCHES,
CLOCKS,
and JEWELRY,
on Main-street, in Stroudsburg, next door to
the Post-office, where they have on hand
the largest and best assortment of
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Drugs, Vaints,
Oils, Varnishes, Glass, Sash, Doors,
lilinds, Brushes of all kinds, Ver
fumery. Spices and Station
ery, ever offered for sale
in this County.
Call au2 b; Convinced.
1st. That we have the largest and best as
sortment of choice goods in the market.
21. We have all NEW GOODS.
3d. We are determined to please all who
favor us with their patronage.
4th. We will eell lower than any other
house in the Borough.
Country Merchants and Physicians' orders
will be filled at the lowent wholesale prices.
Please call bef re purchashing elsewhere.
NO CHARGE FOR SHOWING GOODS.
07 Particular attention paid to the re
pairing of Watches, Clocks and Jewelry, tc,
and all work warranted.
C. S. DETRICK,
P. S. WILLIAMS.
Stroudsburg, May 10, 1800.
LOOKTHIS WAY !
-s .READ! READ!
Clias. Schaefer & Co.
FRENCH & GERMAN
STEA3I DYIXIJ ESTABLISHMENT.
EAST0N, PENN'A.
TTTi'l dve Woolen. Silk and Gotten
VV Goods of Every Do scription, in any !
Color desired. ' j
Orders can In left with II. S. Waoseb,'
STROUDSBURG, Pa.
Juno 21, ieC0.-lyr. .
Forthe JcJfersonian.j
Eo-w will Messiah come?
Oh ! sad as the green of the cypress in Eden,
And lovely as dews on the toilet-flower's
bloom ;
And pure as the moon o'er the deep blucsof
ocean, -
Shall spirits sing nightly the psilms of the
tomb!
Shall chant as the birds that make holy the
wild wood.
In angel's eolTt jubilee and hymn's choral
glee;
And fond as the loves, and the tears of our
childhood,
Shall night dim the green smile of far Gali
lee !
And Prophecy seal the long cycle ct ages,
That chained the vast periods of Destiny's
yenr;
And Vision sink down in the pile of his
pages
That lined out his story with Prophecy's
tear!
And morn from the deep shall in sunbeam
assemble,
The glories of judgment the spoils of the
tombi
Messiah shall ride on the thunder's low rum
ble, And wheel the dark day into abyss and
gloom !
And starlight the robe of his armies and le
gions; And beauty and joy are the lights of his
throne;
Oh ! far where the day loves the sun-trodden
regions
Ch !' fir where the night loves the beautiful
moon !
Oh! far where the songs of the green-laden
waters,
Waft beauty and smile from the palm's hap
py shore
Ah! sweeter than Eorrow to Ruin's lovely
daughters,
Shall dreams seek the tears of our childhood
no more !
And the eyes that we loved shall give beau
ty and pleasure ;
And their urn-blown rose give our ashes
perfume;
And the tongs of their joy, and their robes'
laden treasure.
Shall lead us in light from the paths of the
tcmo!
Oh sweet as the promise cf Hope's happy
story,
And clearer than light in immortal array,
Shall Virtue ascend on the clouds ofhis glory,
And thine, where his sun dims the regions
of day !
He thall come on the chariot of winds madly
driven, "
From light's free abode, and the home of the
breeze ;
And storm, and battle, and armies mid-heaven,
Shall camp o'er the day-plane of Earth's
troubled seas!
O'er the abyss where day sinks in manning
Eunligh',
The throne of his dynasty burns the long
day
The fountain where peace seeks the orient
twilight,
Flows liglft oa the odours of Life's 6unny
stray
Oh ! know ye sad winds and the coral-piled
waters,
Ye stars and fixed sun of the primary reign!
O moon ! thou the purest of Earth's parent
daughters,
Know ye his kingdom ! know ye of his name!
'Tis Messiah whose train copies the far verge
of heaven.
Where Light's tyrant reign fills the cham
pion of day !
On the fchafts of the squall-storm rapidly
driven,
His armies pile ofT into judgment's arra$!
II. Langford.
Baptizing a Sinner.
Poor people have a hard time in tlm
world of ours. Even in the matt3r3 of
religion there ia a vast difference between
Lazarus and Dives, as the following an
ecdote, copied from aa exchange, will il
lustrate: Old Billy G had attended a great
revival, and jn common with many others,
was " couvicted'and baptised. Not ma
ny weeks afterward one of his friends met
him reeliug home from the court ground
with a " brick" in his hat.
" Hello, Uncle Billy," f aid his friend,
" I thought you had joined the church!"
" So 1 did," answered Billy, making a
desperate effort to be still. " So I did,
Jeemes, a' bin a good Baptist, if they
hadn't treated me so everlastiu' moan at
the water. Didn't you hear about it
Jeemes ?"
u No," I never did."
"Then Pll tell 'bout it. You sec,
when we co:uc to the Laptisin' place there
was old Sinhp, tha rich old Sjuire, who
was to be dipped at the same time. Well,
the minister took the Squire iu Crst, but
I didn't mind that much, as I thought
that 'twould ba just 33 rood when I cum;
so he led liita in mity kecrful, ami wiped
his face and led him out. . Well, then
cum civ turn, and instead of liftiu' nic
out as he did the S
quire,
ha gave me one
tlosh, and left me crawlin' around ou the
bottom like a mud turtb that's so
Jeemes."
A darkey represents Prcsideut Johnson
as saviDsr. " I countenanced de eiuilcs oh
Satan when he took me up on a big
mountain and showed me de Southern
Confederacy an' a deed for the same, if
I would cut off the head of de American
Eagle. I cut it off. I got my deed ; but
Cougress had a mortgage covering all ob
do ' sacred soil.' "
Bo Careful.
A new twenty dollar counterfeit Na
tional bank noto has made its appearance.
It purports to be the i.u on the Fourth
Notional Hank of Philadelphia, and is so
welcxieuted that it requires very close
scrutiny. East on Free Press.
A Nation of Smokers.
In looking over the reports of the Com
missioner of Internal Revenue on the
subject of cigars we learn some curious
facts. It would almost seem aa if the
whole country should constantly envelop
ed in a cloud of smoke, vrhcu we consider
the number of cigars smoked during the
past three years. During the year ISG4,
four hundred aud niuety-two million of
cigars were used ; in 1SG5, six hundred
and ninety-three millions ; aud in I8o3,
three hundred and fifty-seven milliona
were smoked. This ives us a grand
total of fifteen hundred and thirty-two
millions, consumed iu three years. Sup
posing that the report ouly gives us the
cigars used in the loyal portion of the
country, and assuming the population tt
twenty millions, we have two huadred
and fifty-five cigars for each man, woiaan
and child a year If we again assume
one half the population as females who
do not use cigars, and for minor boys
and adult3 who do not smoke a third of
the population, wc arrive at the result
that each smoker uses four cigars a day.
But if we distribute the number of cigars
used among the whole population of the
country, assuming it at thirty millicus,
and making the calculation as before, we
Cud that each smoker uses two and one
third cigars a day.
But there is another part to this smok
ing business, which will very materially
assist to increase the clouds or volumes
of smoke annually produced in our coun
try. YTe allude to the quantity of sinok
iug tobacco used annually, by which we
understand that which is used iu pipe3.
The reports bsfore alluded to tell us that
in ISol, a little more than twenty-four
millions of pounds were used, iu 1G5,
about eight millions of pounds, and iu
1SGG, nearly uine and oue half millions
pounds. Any one that desires to look in
to the curious can easily determine for
himself the amount that would ba used
by each smoker in addition to the num
ber of cigars falliug to his share. When
it is considered, that a very large portion
of the Muokers use comparatively little
smoking tobacco, whether in the shape
of cigars or ethenviss, it will readily be
seen that some others must use it to ex
cess. These facts ve know-do eiist.
Few persons perhaps have ever turned
their attention, to the amount of this
uoxious, anJ'in -fact deleterious weed,
used iu our country. Millions of dollars
are annually puffed away in smoke, burn
ed to ashes, without producing the least
particle cf benefit to man in tny shape or
form. If to the amount of tobaeco used
in smoking, we should aid the amount
used in chewing, and reduce the number
of cigaas to pounds, the reader would be
amazed nnd astionished. He would scar
cely be able to believe that he was read
ing facts based on figures, but he would
rather conclude that he was perusing
some Munchausoa yarn of Gulliver story.
The Nils.
Dr. R. Dunn., correspondent of the
Morning Star, ia a lettlcr from Suez,
thus speaks of the most wonderful river
iu the world the Nile :
The great natural history of Egypt, and
that which not only distinguishes it from
other countries, but is the cause of ail its
other peculiarities, is the wonderful Nile.
The immense quantity of water neces
sary to cause the continued rise of the
river with a good strong current, from
June to October, until its channel, or
dinarily from half to one and a half miles
wide, is widened to from five to fifty mites
in width, is astonishing, and almost suf
ficient still to cstimulate the belief that
some divine agency, rather than the rains
of Abyssinia, must be the cau?c. And
this appears etill more straugc when it is
remembered that not a single spring or
branch cf any kind enters it within one
thousand miles of iis mouth. It is strange
indeed, that in so hot a climate and so vast
au extent, the vo!uu;e of w;fcr is not
diminished by absorption and evaporation;
aud perhaps the facts that the water seem
to extend through the entire valley upon
tho same level with the Nile can alone
explain this contiuued fullness. The
sands from the desert3, which bound this
valley upon either side, seem to be con
stantly crowding upcu the fertile soil, and
the deposits of the river, which have raided
tt3 bed and bunks about fiftecu feet with
in three thousand bx hundred years, are
crowding in upon the desert, and thus,
as elsewhere in nature, autagoaisai main
tains the equilibrium.
Vulgar People.
" Those are not vulgar preple," says
Dante, 4 merely bec.vi.ye they live in 6mall
cottages, low phices; but those are not
vulgar who, by their thoughts and deeds
strive to shut out any view of beauty."--There
are vulgar rich men as well as vul
gar poor men. Being poor, is not of it
aelf a disqualification lor being a gentle-,
man To be a geutleuian, is be tdeva
tcd above others in sentiment rather than
situation; and the wr nun with an en
larged and pure mind lmy be happier,
too, than his rich neighbor without this
elevation. Let tho former ouly look at
nature with hu enlightened mind, a
uiind that cau gee and adore the Creator
in his works,' ean consider them as do
luoustations of his power, his wudoiu, his
goodncs, and his truth; this man is
greater as well as happier iu his poverty,
than the other in his riches. The one -is
but little higher than the beast, the other
is but little lower than the ange
Is."
I Labor is cuuolling.
Effects cf Pcailah.
If our friends can in auy w:iy t?ach
their wive, daughters, or coks, to keep
the j carlish out of their bread, all tho
yellow people, especially the yellow child
ren, who arc supposed lo be turned yel
low by the fever aud ague and bilious fevcia,
will soon be turned white. It is a great
mistake to suppo.ie that the yellow, coun
teneDees of the West come from Lile.
i when it is the enormous quantify of pear-
.Vh. eaten iu the bread thut is refiooteJ
through the skin. Bread U t.3 staff of ,
life, it is said and eo it ij but it is ths
staff of death too in this country. Ead
bread kilb about. as rar.y people here as
bad rum. So any people cut pesionou
pcarlasli for bread th;vt they die by in
ches. Dyspeptic, tLt grs.-i monster d?'
case of the country, that dcraj-.ges the li
ver, brings on costiitacoo, una thus final
ly kills the humau victita, b half the time
'pearlash." Here in the East out of
New England re have Jiiccu off the
pearlash-sulccratiu cook, "but not alto
gether. Pearlash lives here yet ia ircadr
but ia eiti3 and towns vc have nearly
whipped cut the murderers. Ia the dis
tant Western towns, leyond the gcod ho
tels of the h.Les and rivers, pcartarh, un
der the' name of salairant;;, ia ki"g. It
is not any wouder theu, that the peopla
cf the East turn yellow West, and ticken,
not offttveracd aue, bilious and coa
gestive fevers, but of pearlah three tin;C3
a dtiy. Journal "J Aj-jtlieJ Chemistry.
$ A Little Hero.
Thirty years ago, there lived under
the shadow of the beautiful Catskiil
Mountains, a large family of boys aad,
girls, among whom was a boy named Da
vid He was seven year. old at this
time ; his sister ccit Younger was his
constant playmate; they wandtrcd in
field aud wood all the d.iy long. Oue
day they found, some distance from the
house, a coal-pit a place where wood is
converted into charcoal by burning.
They played about souic time, and j.ftec
starting for home, they found that Niu3
dress was en fire. David did all be
could to put the lire out, and :igaia start
ed for home, but aaia aud again the
flames burst out. -
lie would say quietly, '-Sit down Nin,
and let me put the fire out." In this
i way they Sically reached home, the brare
j little boy's hand all blistered, and his ltt
t tie s-icter falling. exhausted c cross tHe
' threshold.
N m a
life was at first 'des-
' paired of, but she nal!y recovered after
! much suffering, which sho bore with
! great patienc-j. D:ivid had gone to that
( far-off laud "whence no traveler returns,"
!aud whither our o;vu feet are all tending
aud Nin, with Iovii;g hands is caring fc
j her aged father's wants. This, dear chil
; dren, is a true story ; the brave little boy
' aud patient girl were my own cousins.
Little J ilyrtin.
A Sarions Question.
At the close of a lecture qu physiology
before an eveniug school not long since,
the lecturer, remarked that any one was
at liberty to ask questions upon the sub
ject, and lis would answer them as far as
he was able. A ycung lady with much
apparent sincerity, remarked that she had
a question to ask, though ihe vas not c?r
taia that it was a proper question she
would, however, venture ta ask if It
w's3 as 'follows :
"If on eli en lays an egg, and anothers
sits on it and hitches out a chicken, which
hen is mother of the chicken ?"
The Lecturer said :
"I will answer you in the Yankee style
by asking yen a question : If a little,
pretty, white, genteel, native pullet sits
oa an egg, of Oriental extraction, Kid
hatches a great homely, splinter shanked,
elub-sidsd, awkward guited Shanghai,
would you, il you were a pullet, owu tho
great hociclv monster?" "
"No, I wouldn't," said the lady.
"Very well," said the lecturer, "that
settles the questiou, for it is a principle
iu physiology that, hens think and act
alike, in all essential. particulars."
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Correct Spoakhg.
We would cdvie all young people tor
acquire, in early life, the habit of correct
speaking and writing, and to abandon ;;3
early as possible, any use cf slang phrases.
The longer you live, the in era diiSenh
the language will be; and ii the golden
age of youth, the proper seaso: for ac
quisition of language, be passed in its a
buse, the unf rtuuate victim, if urglected,
i, very properly, doomed to talk sh:g
for lifd. Jloney is not necessary to pro
cure this education. Every mau has it
iu his power. He has inertly to use the
lanjruae which he leads iustead of this
slaug which he hears; to folia bis tate
frora the best of speakers and poets in
the country; to treasure up choice phrases
in his memory and habituate hiuwlf to
their ue, avoiding ut the time that pe
dantic precision and bonb.i.-t which r-how
the weakness of vain ambition rather thau
the polish of au educated mind.
"What can a miu d." Ved 'a green
'un, "when a Sheiili is s:cu coming with
a writ in his baud !"'
"Apply tho remedy," c.aid the other,
very griit!ly.
"Apply "'bo remedy ! Fray what kind.
of a remedy " '
4'Hel-ing remedy, you goose ruu liko
a quarter horse.
- Josh Billings wants to know what will
become cf hiaijslf and friends if lb
"give the devil his due"
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