nn luTTT' 1 J. M 1 ZJ.JLL Ocuotci ta politico, literature, Agriculture, Science, iHoraltiiv, aub encral intelligence. VOL. 25. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., NOVEMBER 29, ISG6. NO. 57. Published by Theodore Schocli. TERMS Two dollnrs a year in advance and if not paid bef re tlie end of the year, two dollars and filfy cl. will be charged. No paperdiscontinucd until all arrearages ure paid, except at the option of the Editor. IOAlerli.scincnls of one square of (eight lines) or "iss. one or three insertions $1 50. E.irh additional Visertion, 50 cents. Longer ones in proportion. JOXJ PRINTING, OF, ALL KINDS. KculN A"-aauole . i ....... ...v ... S. UOfflES, JR., ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, AND GENERAL CLAIM AGENT. STROUDSBURG, PA. Ojice with S. S'. Drvher, Esq. All claims against the Government prose cuted with dispatch at reduced rates. ft7- An additional bounty of 8100 and of $50 procured for Soldiers in the late War, TREK OF EXTRA CHARGE. August 2, 10U DR A. REEVES JACKSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Begs leave to announce that, in order to prevent disappointment, he will hereafier de vote THURSDAY and SATURDAY ot each week exclusively to Consultations and Surgical Operations at hi? office. Parties from a distance who desire to con sult him, can do so, therefore, on those days. Stroudsburg, May 31, l?CG.-tf. Furniture ! Furniture ! McCarty's ha Furniture Store DUUHUK'S L liUILDlAU, two doors below the Post-office, Sirouds- burg, Pa. He is selling his Furniture 10 per cent, less than Eastnn or Washington prices, to say notniugauuui irviguiur urean- are. May 17, lSGG.-tf. DINING-ROOM FURNITURE in Wal- nut, Oak and White Ash, Extension Tables, any size you wish, at McCARTY'S new Ware-Rooms. May 17, ie00.-tf. F YOU WANT A GOOD PARLOR Jt Suit in Rose, Mahogany or Walnut, McCARTY has it. May 17, lSGO.-tf. IF YOU WANT A GOOD MELODLOA, from one of the best makers in the Uni- F YOU WANT A GOOD MELODEON, ted States, solid Rosewood Case, warranted 5 years, call at McCARTY'S, he would es pecially invite all who are good judges ot Music to come and test them. lie will sell you from any maker you wish, -$10 less than those who sell on comnfission. The reason is he buys for cash and sells for the same, with less thin one-half the usual per centage that agents want. J. II. McCARTY. May 17, ISG5.-tf. TJN0ERTAKLNGLN-ALL ITS BRAN j t,.?;?,V, .Anf;nn -ni v. m.on tn iKi, ! branch of the subscriber's business. lie will always study to please and consult the wants and wishes of tho?e who rmi!oy him. From the number of years experience he'has : had in this branch of business he cannot and ; will not not be excelled cither in city or ' country. Prices one-third less than is usual- j ly charged, from 50 to 75 finished Coffins al- ways on hand. Trimmings to suit the best ( Hearse in the country, at one hour's notice. May 17, lSGG.-tf. Funerals attended J. II. McCARTY. Saddle and Harness Manufactory. The undersigned respectfully informs nWtiane nf lf mn.lsKn rrr nnd PUrrOUU- ding country, that he has commenced the j above business in Fowler's building, on Elizabeth street, and U fully prepared to furnish any article in Lis line of business, at short notice. On baud at all times, a large stock of JIarnest, Whips, Trvvls, Valices, Car pet Bajs, Ilorsc-BlanJ;cts, Bells, Shales, Oil Cloths, drc. Carriage Trimming promptly attended to. JOIIN O. SAYLOR. Stroudsburg, Dec. 14, 13l55. Gothic Hall drug Store. William EIolliti!ica(I, YIioIcsaIc and Retail Druggist. STKOUDSBUKG, Pa. Constantly on hand and for sale cheap for cash, a fresh sup ply of Drugs, Medicines, Paints, Oil, Glass, Putty, Varnish, Ker osene Oil, Perfumery and Fancy Goods; also Sash, F)iut1 :u;1 Doors. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal purpose. P. S. Physicians Prescriptions care fully compounded. Stroudsburg, July 7, 18G4. i . TIN SHOP ! The undersigned begs leave to inform bis friends and the public jrpnerally, that he has .now opened a TIN SHOP, on Main street, iear the Stroudei'urg Mills, opposite Troch A- Walton's, formerly R. S. Staples' Store, where he id prepared to manufacture and ,?ell at wholesale and retail, all kinds of Tin, Copper and Sheet Iron-Ware. ALSO, Stove, Stove Pipe and Elbows. Old and second hand Stoves bought and sold, ot cat,h rates. CASH paid fur Old Lead, Copper and Brass. 03 Roofing, Spouting- and Repairing promptly attended to and warranted to give satisfaction. Call and see for yourselves. WILLIAM KEISER. Stroudsburg, Dec. 8, 1665. RECEIVED this day a splendid afsort mentof HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE. August 2, 16G6. BLANK DEEDS For sile ;t this Q$e The Curse of Alcohol. God made man in His Own imnn the image of God created He him. Who 1Q with impious and polluting hand, defaces the image nnd superscription of his Ma ker, and stamps him with the counter feiting die of the Devil? Alcohol! Man, by nature, walks erect lifts his forehead to the stars nnwpr nr1 rlnmln. . . . : ion nave been given to him over all the creatures of earth I.e. is nature's TCino-f j Who is it breaks his sceptre of authority, laivMiium mm nis imperial crown, and de grades him below the brute? Alcohol! Who destroys his reason, hides her bright beams in mystic clouds, that roll around the shattered temple of the soul, curtained in midnight? Alcohol! Who makes him a madman, and then lashes and hallots on the mad r-L- f his vilest passions? Who fills our jails with lelons. and hans von tromlilino. wretch on the gallows? Alcohol! Who crowds our alms-houses with paupers, our hospitals with disease, and our grave yards with dead? Alcohol! Does any of you waut to be a fool nay worse, become the iibc and derisinn nf fools? Let him drink liouor. Does nnv of you (I don't care how proud and vir I tuous you are,) does any of you want to j be a rascal, with a hang-gallows look, or j become a low, vulgar blackguard ? Drink Liquor! If you are a father, do you want to see your children rarrsed and i?norantkrrnw. ; t oo a 1 1 ! ms up young- candidates for the peniten- j tiary and gallows? Drink Liquor! If you are a son, and you want to pay with ; black ingratitude the debt you owe your j parents, and bring down their reverend o-rav Jiairs with sorrow to the grave. j drink liquor. If you are a husband, and ! want to steal all the beauty from your j sweet wife's face, break her heart, make j her wretched and sunremelv miserable. drink liquor. lo any of you want to lose the property you have gathered to gether by the sweat of your brow, as a home for your wife and little ones, and a retreat in old age? If so, drink liquor. If J0U want to pay a high premium for bcin?? poisoned, drinlr linnnr! Tf rnn o I j - " want to bid an eternal farewell to your freedom, and become a greater slave than was ever lashed at night to his dungeon, drink liquor ! If you want to exchange a healthy body, so-" fearfully, wonderfully made," for a diseased-cursed frame that a demon would scorn to inhabit, and the soul quit in disgust, drink liquor. If you want to blast with disease your Z7 the cIa7 uPn a foul mass of cor- ruption more distrusting than thelenrcsv t of JSamaan, or the sores of Lazarus, drink j liquor I If you want to go to the grave "un- wept, unhoncred, and unsung," and let infamy there spread her sable plume, and fling its blackness o'er a drunkard's tomb drink body-blightin jqUOrJ spirit blasting Do it "Well. Whatever you do, do it well. A job slighted, because it is apparently unim portant, leads to habitual neglect, so that men degenerate, insensibly, into bad work men. " That is a good, roagh job," said a foreman in our hearing, recently, and he eant that it was a piece of work, not elegant in use t, bat strongly made, and well put together. Training the hand and eye to do work well, leads individuals to form correct habits in other respects, and a good work man is, in most cases, a good citizen. No one need hope to rise above his pres ent situation who "suffers small things to pass by unimproved, or who neglects, metaphorically speaking, to pick up a cent because it is not a dollar. Some of the wisest law makers, the best statesmen, the most gifted artists, the most merciful judges, the most ingenious me chanics, rose from the great mass. A rival of a certain great lawyer sought to humiliate him publicly, by saying: " You blacked my lather's boots once." " Yes," replied the lawyer, unabashed, " and I did it well." And because of doing mean things well, be rose to greater. Take heart, all who toil! all youths in humble situations, all in adverse circum stances, and those who labor unapprecia ted. If it be but to drive the plow, strive to do it well! if only to cut bolts, make good ones; or to blow the bellows, keep the irou hot. It is attention to bu siness that lifts the feet higher up ou the ladder. bays the good book, fccest tuou a man diligent in bis business, he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men. Preserving Potatoes. A correspondent of the Scientific Americau says that he has tried the fol lowing method of keeping potatoes for years with complete success, though in some instances the tubers were diseased when taken out of the ground : 44 Dust over the floor of the bin with lime, aud put in about six or seven inches deep of potatoes, and dust with lime as before. Put in six or seven inches of potatoes and lime again, repeat the operation till all are stored away. One bushel lime will do for forty bushels of potatoes, though mpre will not hurt them tbe lime ratner ini- provides the flavor than otherwise." " What's whiskey bringing?" inquired larce dealer in that article. " Bring ing men to the gallows and women and children to want' was the truthful reply. Base Ball That ubiquitous fellow, Q. Philander Doesticks, who manages to dabble in al- most everything, has been playing Base Ball, and here is his experience : '1 squared myself, raised my big stick, ! reference to the area, population and den Sv ? toldJ:hi Pitchman to pitch in. He sity, of population of the United States : did so. The first ball came like a cannon Tim In ml witnr cnrT'i Art r snot, but L dodged it neatly. The next one hit me plumb in the breast. I drop- ped the stick, and asked him what he did that for. Captain told me to mckun tha stick again, and try to hit the ball. Did so. When I saw the ball coming, I poked iny stick at it, but didn't hit it. The reason is, I wasn't prepared to have it come so fast. Told the pitchman to "ive me a L fair ball an easy one; then all the fel lows laughed. Then I got mad punch ed the stick at the next ball didn't hit it; punched again all the fellows yelled, "run, run. run. you muffin!" and our Captain howled, " run, you infernal jack ass, run ! Run, you diabolical fool run ! nun, l tell you, you." About this time I started to run: didn't look which way I weut; ran into the catchnian, who stood behind me: bowled him over his head. " Not that way run, run!" yell ed every body again. ChaDged my course; tumbled over the umpire, and tangled my leg in his chair. Veered about and dashed furiously against our Captaio, and caught a dim vision of his heels in the air, as I started on a new course and backed into a sturdy policeman. Then tumbled over one of the base bags; some felUvsye led -btop! others-Lun, run I Started once more; dashed into a crowd of spectators and up- set aoout a uozen ; men pitenea into tne ganie-keeper ; finally ran into he feuce, f 1 .1 .!!.. and fell all in a heap into a frog-hole. When I was picked up everything was spinning round, the sky and the ball ground was all mixed up ; the policeman seemed to be floating in the air, and all the monkeys to be whirling round at a terrible rate among the clouds ; while the spectators, the bases, the bags, the officers, the wagons, the club house, the trees, bushes and frog-pond, seemed to be joining in a frantic jig on the double quick, only ten time faster than any dou ble quick was ever executed yet. When I came to my senses, I found every body shrieking with laughter, and calling me the " dashedest muffin that ever held a club." My nose was bleeding, my el bows skinned," my hair full of burdocks, and my munkcy suit covered with mud and frog spawn. Captain came up, and as soon as he could stop laughing long enough to speak, he said, " Well, of all the daslied muffins I ever saw, you are the dashedest." I didn't wait for any more compliments, but went home. Tobacco and Heart Dheaie. ' M. Decaisne, in a communication to the Academic des Sciences, exhibits an other clause in the heavy bill of indict ment agaiust the abuse of tobacco. lie state3 that in the course of three years he has met, among eighty three inveterate smokers, twenty-one instances of inter mittence of the pulse oceuring in men from twenty-seven to forty-two years of age, and not to be explained by organic lesion of the heart. The abscence of such lesion or ether condition of health capable ot inducing intermission of the action of the heart, and the fact that, in nine of these instances in which the use of tobacco was abandoned, the normal action of the organ was restored, 31. De caisne believes will justify him in con-, eluding that in certain subjects the abuse of tobacco may give riee to conditions which may be termed " narcotism of the heart," characterised by intermission in the movement of that organ and the pul sation of the radical artory; and in some cases a suspension or diminution in the practice of smoking is sufficient to cause the entiro disappearance of this irregu larity. Medical Times and Gazette. Boasting and Frying Meat.. The Kuglish are acknowledged to be the best meat cooks in the WorlJ. They never allow any water or broth in the pan where the meat is. The roast from time to time, is basted with the drippings from the fat. In frying a steak or mutton chop the pan should become thoroughly heated before placing the meat iu it, which should previously have been sea soned with pepper and salt. The latter should not be applied till just before the cooking, as it has a tendency to harden. The steak or chop should be turned con stantly until it is done brown. Two French peasants were discussing the Continental war, when one attemjtfed to explain to the other the nature of the telegraph. After repeatedly failing, he was struck by a brilliant notion, aud ex claimed, " Imagine. that the telegraph is an immense long dog so long that its head is in Vicuna and its tail at Paris. Well, tread on its tail which is at Paris, and it will yelp at Vienna. Do you un derstand uow what the telegraph is like?" A late advertisement iu an Irish . . icQirtrv rn til TiTillnrnntr paper Jane O'Foggerty, she had in her arms two ba bies and a Guernsey cow, all blacks, with red hair, and tortoise shalls combs behind her cars, and large black spots down her back, which squints awfully." What is that which every living man, woman, and child has seen aud will never see again ? Yesterday. First, talk of yourself without vanity; econd; talk of others without slander. Interesting Statistics of the United States. The following interesting item of statistics was nrenared in the Tlui. , ted States Census Bureau Department the Interior, and taken from a report in States are equal to 3,250,000 square miles j land 3,010,370. water about 240,000, 'squarc miles. The States embrace. 1,- ouijiioL square miles ot land surface and uie lerniories, i,iuo,uio miles, as ex hibited by the eighth census of 1800. The number of inhabitants in the United States returned in 1SG0 was 31.413.351 iu the States 31,148,04G and 295,275 in the Territories thus showing an aver - age of seventeen inhabitants to each square mile in the States, while in the Territories there are four square miles to I pretty figure will not shorten life a dozen each inhabitant, and exclusive of the dis- years or more, besides making her miser trict of Columbia the territorial area would j able while she does live ? represent five and one-fifth square miles When a young man is dependent upon to each inhabitant. In 18G0 'setts had 157. Rhndo Tsl.mrf Massachu - 133. New j York 82, and Pennsylvania 02 inhabitants to the square mile, which rale applied tojder if he is the United States would give 472,000,000; towards the in jassacnusetts, 4UU,0Uu,UUU in liliode nen a man receives a periodical or Islaud, 240,000,000 in New York and j ; newspaper weekly, and takes great dc 18G,000,000 in Pennsylvania, Belgium, light in reading it;and don't pay for it; I Lngland and AY ales and trance in 185o had 397,307, and 17G inhabitants to the square mile respectively. If the United States was as densely populated as. France n t .-'roo flnrt.rtrt and if according to Belgium's density of j jast beeQ elected in Illinois, is explained population, (397 to the square mile) thca3 f0llowc3- The law of 93d of May UuitedStates would contain 1,195,000,000, j iS50. fixes the number of m-l of C,. which is 110,80G,000 more than the en tire population of the world in world 18GG. in What Writings Require Stamps. The following information will prove valuable to business men generally, and should be kept ot for reference : 1st. Instruments of writing dated be fore Oct. 1. 1SG2, do not require stamps. 2d. Those dated between August 1, 1SG2, and August 1, 1SG4, may be stamp ed either before or after use by the Court, Itegister or Recorder. 3d. Those dated August 1, 18G4, aud more tnan twelve months old, can be stamped before United States Collector, without the payment of the penaly of $59. 4th. Those dated after August 1, 1SG1, and more than twelve months old, can be stamped upon the payment of the penalty of 850. And every assignment of a note, which assignment is made since Oct. 1, 18G2, without regard to the date of the note, is to be stamped as an agreement, namely ; five cents no matter how the note may be. large or small All persons having notes unstamped should have them stamped at once. A re ceipt for money or propery of over $20, no matter what the amount, only require a two cent stamp. Visit your Schools. The desire to be noticed, to be thought f some importance, is ccrtaiuly a natural ingredient of tho juvenile mind. A manly independence cornea of mature, years, and is born of reason an 1 judgment. While it may be desirable to cultivate the latter, the former cannot be overlooked, and should not be neglected. How often we see children stimulated to great exer- tiun by a kind look and an encouraging word. Parents would scarcely think of sending their children away alone to ac complish an important work ; aud yet they do just that, when they send them to the school-room and bestow no further thought upon their education from the beginning to the end of the term. Your children needyouroccasional presence at the school room, to notice, praise and encourage them. And oven teachers arc not without this childish feeling; they, too, need encour agement, and desire appreciation. If then, you desire to make your schools all you could wish, visit them often aud pupils aud teachers will be all the better for it. A gallant olT gentleman by the name of Page who was something of a rhymes ter, finding a lady's gloves at a watering place, preseuted it with the following lines : "If from your glove you take the letter G. Your.glovo is love which I devote to thee." To which the lady replied : "If from your Page you take the letter P, Your Page is age, and that won't do for me." Salt Your Chimnies. In building a chimney put a quantity of salt into the mortar into which the in terstices of brick are to be laid. The ef fect will be that there will never be auy accumulation of soot in that chimney. The salt in the portion of mortar which, if exposed, absorbs moisture every damp day. The soot thus becoming damp falls down the fireplace. Our readers should remember or preserve this little piece of valuable information. During the month of October the Na tional debt was reduced by tho immense sum of 22,02G,93G. Fifteen millions of this was paper money. As this is con tracted prices of all commodities must fall. Since Sept. 1, 18G5, the debt has been reduced by 8184,352,030. -. " Honorable" John Morriscy makes twenty-five thousand dollars on bets that Hoffman will carry New York city by pver forty thousand majority. Wonders! When a young man is a clerk in a store and dresses like a prince, smokes "foreign of cigars," driuks "Dice brandy," attends theatres, dances and the like. I wonder if he does all on the avails of his clerkship? j When a voun'r lady sits in the parlor during the day, with her lilly white fing- ers covered with rings, I wonder if her mother doesn't wash the dishes, and the work in the kitchen? do When the deacon of the church sells , whose only object is to keep himself in strong butter, recommending it as a good j power, but tha the has remained in offieeaf article, I wonder what he relies upon for j tcr expiration of his termbecause this was salvation? the only way in which he thought the Whe u a man goes three times a day to ; National Government of Mexico could bo- get a dram, I wonder if by and by he j wont go four times? When a lady laces her waist a third j less than nature made it, I wonder if her ' his daily toil lor his incomes and marrneS , a lady who does not know how to make ! a loaf ol bread or mend a garment, I won- not lacking sumewhere, say top, for instance? , wondor it he has a soul or a jrizzard, Congressmen at Large. The position of 'Congressman at Large," - " r v"''v"- 1850, fixes the number of members of Con gress at two hundred and thirty-three, who are re-distributed among the States after and in accordance with every deci mal census. An act of 3Iarch 4th 1852, increased, however, the number of Rep resentatives to two hundred and forty one, by allowing one additional Repre sentative to eight States, of which Illinois was one. The number of Congressmen of Illinois was thus raised from thirteen to fourteen. The State Legislature of Uiineis, instead of dividing the State into fourteen dis tricts, preferred to elect only thirteen members of Congress iu separate districts, and to have the fourteenth elected by the vote of the whole State. This i3 the " Congressman at Large," for which of fice General Logan has just received a majority approaching sixty thousand. Illinois is the only. State in the Union which has a " Congressman at Large" (not counting the States which elect only one Congressman). A Word to Young Men. My friend did you ever know, can you call to mind any single case of a person who, having his own way to make in the world, spent his time on the street, in billiard saloons, around hotels, or in any form of dissipation or idleness, to suc ceed in an eminent degree in any enter prise ? Look over your list of friends and acquaintances and note their course. Do you not find upon examination that those who to-day arc men cf influence and honor were the youth who made the most of valuable time, turning it-4o good ac count, and oa the other hand do you not find those who stood at tho corners with a cigar or pipe in their mouth went from bad to worse, from worse to ruin? Sadly must tho answer be made, O that it were not so they have failed, will you not profit by the experience of others ? Go uot that way. Never be idle. Ev ery moment of your youth is a golden one; use it as such; improve the mind; fix your eye upou some noble object; be men. The call is for men, will you not be one of that number. Who can say, " I am a man." A 3Irs. 3IcClurc, of Guincy, Illinois, has been buried alive. She was supposed to have died Sunday last, and on 3Ionday was interred in a vault belonging to the family. On Wednesday groans were heard from tho vault by the children of the buried woman and an old lady who was with them. Upon learning this, the husband and neighbors repaired to the vault, broke open the door, opened the coffin, and found the woman alive. She had torn her hair and wounded her fing ers in vain efforts to escape from her nar row prison. She was taken home, and is said to be now ou a fair way to recover. A Wonderful Meteor. Nashville, Nov. 23. About four o'clock last Thursday morning a meteor, lighting the whole heavens, was seen in the vicinity of Rome, Ga., moving rapidly in a southwesternly direction. It appeared like a fire ball as largo as the sun, and ex ploded, apparently ten miles off, with a report like a forty pound cannon, that shook tho earth and made the windows rattle. Coleridgo was descanting, in the pres ence of Charles Lamb, upon the rcpul.-dvc appearance of an oyster. "It isn't hand some, Coleridge," said Lamb, "but it has tho advantage of you in one thing." "What's that?" querricd Coleridgo who, as every one kuows, was. an exhaustlcss talker. "It knows when to shut its mouth," was the reply. The following is goiug the rounds as a Domestic Drama: Scene I. Mother in the cellar splitting wood. Sceuo II. Daughter in tho parlor singing to Clar ence Fitz Noodlo the pathetic ballad of " Wio shall care for mother uow?" Mexican Affairs. It 13 speak for the Republic of Mexico, that it is the firm intention of President Juarez to order an election in accordance with: the Constitution for a President and members of Congress, as soon a3 it shall ; be practicabl 3 to do-so. They further as- fcrt that President Juarez is not, a3 his enemies have endeavored to represent him, an ambitious and linscrnnnlm? mm. . .. . i ' preserved. It is doubtful whether he will allow his name to be used as a candidate ! for re-election, seven should his friends urge him to become a candidate. Official news from Vera Cruz to the 1st inst. has been received in this city, with the following information: The city of Jalapa and the fortress of Perote have been captured by the Liberal Genera's Mar tarrc, Camillo and Calderan. Two Im perial chieftains in the State of Vera Cruz have submitted to the National Govern ment. An official report cf Gen. Diaz tch the War. Department, stated that after the important victory he obtained at 31iahuallan, in Oaxaca,""on the 3d ult., ho advance! aganist the city of Oaxaca, and invested it for eleven days. As he was getting ready to arsiult, he heard that an Austrian column of 1503 men wa3 com ing to protect the garrison. He, there fore, abandoned the city, and went to meet the column, and did so, at Carbonsia, at 11 A. 31. on the 18th ult. The battle lasted until 7 P. 31., when Gen. Diaz hav ing obtained a complete victory, followed the enemy as far as Mcnos, nine mile? from Carbonsia lie took 395 Austrian, Polish and Hungarian prisoners, four ri fled guns, over GOO carbine?, and a very large supply of munitions. He further states in his report that he would march that very evening to Oar-- I aca, to capture the garrison. Eighty-five boxes, being a part ot Maximilian 3 bag gage, have arrived at Vera Cruz. Letters from the City of 3Iexico state that he had taken fur his own use several valuable old paintings an 1 3Iciican relics. Some very sagacious prophecies have been made in regard to the year 18G7. As. they may not Le found in all the Alma nacs, we will give a few for the benefit of our readers : The year 18G7 will be a very eventful one to every maiden who gets married. Throughout the whole course cf the year, whenever the moon wanes, the nights will grow dark. Whoever is in love this year will think his swect-heart an angel. Who ever gct3 married will find out whether it. is true. If a3 0ung lady happens to blush she will look red in the face. If sho dreams of a young man three nights in succession, it is a sign of something. If any body jumps overboard without know ing how to swim it is two to one he gets drowned. If any one lends an umbrella,. it is ten to one he is obliged to go home in the rain for his pains Singular notions of the Uarriage Eelaticn; The Chicago llepuLlican savs a man. who said he was thirty-five years old call ed oa a justice on Saturday night, asking" to be married to a girl of seventeen years. The justice asked the usual questions, and received correct answers until the following was propounded : "Have you ever been married boforc ?" "Yes." "Is your wife still living ?" "Yes." -"Arc you divorced from her ?" "No." "where is she ?" I'l sold her." "How much did you get for her V "None of your business." "Well, I can't marry you if your wife is living." "But she liked a younger foller better than she did' me, and was willing to be sold for $200 if he bought her ; so I let her go.' To Pickle Red Cabbage. "Here's a receipt that we know to be good and now is a very good time to mako use of it ;" take a firm, fresh cabbage, remove the whole of the outer leaves, keeping the ball entire. Cut it into four quarters, and, subsequently, into strips, and place them on a hair sieve or a clean-,, dry cloth, and sprinkle with silt. Let them remain for three days to allow the brine to drain off. After they are thor ougly drained, put them in a clean jar. Take as much vinegar as will cover them,, aud let it simmer over a slow fire, with allspice, whole black pepper, coarse brown ginger, and a little pimento. When the vinegar is sufficiently flavored let it cool, and pour it over the cabbage in tho jar,, which must he stopped down for use, and kept for three months. An European praetitioucr has used raw meat, with great success, as an article of diet, in the treatment of pulmonary con sumption. In addition to this treatment it is now proposed to add brandy, leginuing with a tablespoonfiil and increasing up to four ounces. If this latter prescription shall become fashionable, a large increase of Consumptive cases may be anticipated. Speaking cf a bevy of lawyers who wero congregating t) dedicate a new Court House, a lady said " they had gona to view the grouui where they must shortly lie." Iu 3Iilwaukee during the past year or.o rolling mill, 4 flour iniU, 2 breweries, 2 distilleries, G churches, 29 business blocks, and one hundred private residences luve teen erected. t -