JDcuoJcft to paliticB, literature, agriculture, Science, illoralitn, auu 05enerai 3ruteTliSence VOL. 2$. Published by Theodore Schoch. TEUMS Two dollnrs aycarin advance and if not paid before the end of the year, two dollars and filfy cts. will be rhargpd No paper discontinued until all arrtatapss are paid, except at the option of the Editor. IE7AJvertisements of one square or(ei);l lines) or lesi, one or three insertions $ t 50. Ea-h additional insertion, 50 cents. Longer ones in prortnlioh. JOB PRItfYIttG, K)t fcL KINDS, Executed in the highest style of the Art.andonthe most reasorrtble terms. S. HOLIES, JR., ATTORNE Y-AT-LA W, AND GENERAL CLAIM AGENT. STROUDSBURG, PA. Office with S. S. Drchcr, Esq. All claims against the Government prose cuted with dispatch at reduced rates. 05" An additional bounty of $100 and of $50 procured for Soldiers in the late War, FSEE OF EXTRA CHARGE. Q August 2, 18G6. DR A. REEVES JACKSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Begs leave to announce that, in order to prevent disappointment, he will hereafter de vote THURSDAY and SATURDAY ot each week exclusively to Consultations and Surgical Operations at his office. Parties from a distance who desire to con sult him, can do so, therefore, on those days. Stroudsburg, May 31, lSGG.-tf. Furniture ! Furniture ! Marty's New Furniture Store, DREIIER'S NEW BUILDING, two doors below the Post-office, Strouds burg, Pa. He is selling his Furniture 10 per cent, less than Easton or Washington prices, to say nothing about freight or break age. May 17, 1866.-tf. INING-ROOM FURNITURE in Wal nut, Oak and While Ash, Extension Tables, any size you wish, at McCARTY'S new Ware-Rooms. May 17, lSGG.-tf. IF YOU WANT A GOOD PARLOR Suit in Rose, Mahogany or Walnut, McCARTY has it. May 17, 16G6.-tf. IF YOU WANT A GOOD MELODEON, from one of the best makers in the Uni ted States, solid Rosewood Case, warranted 5 years, call at McCARTY'S, he would es pecially invite all who are good judges ot Music to come and test them. He will sell you from any maker you wish, $10 less than those who sell on commission. The reason is he buys for cash and sells for the same, with less thin one-half the usual per centage that agents want. J. H. McCARTY! May 17, I6G6.-tf. TTNDERTAKING IN ALL ITS BRAN KJ ches. Particular attention will be given to this branch of the subscriber's business. He will always study to please and consult the wants and wishes of those who employ him. From the number of years experience he has had in this branch of business he cannot and will not not be excelled either in city or country. Prices one-third less than is usual ly charged, from 50 to 75 finished Coffins al ways on hand. Trimmings to suit the best Hearse in the country. Funerals attended at one hour's notice. J. H. McCARTY. May 17, lSGG.-tf. Saddle and Harness Manufactory. The undersigned respectfully informs the citizens of Stroudsburg, and surroun ding country, that be bas commenced the above business in Fowler's building, on Elizabeth street, and is fully prepared to furnish any article in his line of business, at short notice. On hand at all time3, a large stock of Harness, Whips, Trunks, Valiccs, Car- j)tt Bags, Horse-Blankets, IStlls, Skates, Oil Cloths, dc Carriage Trimming promptly attended to. JOHN O. SAYLOIt. Stroudsburg, Dec. 14, 1805. otkic Hall Drug Store. William IZoI!iiilicncl, Wholesale and Retail Druggist. STROUDSBURG, Pa. Constantly on hand and for sale cheap for cash, a fresh sup- ply ot urugs, .Medicines, rainis, Oil, Glass, Putty, V aruish, Ker osene Oil, Perfumery and Fancy Goods; also Sash, hlimls and Doors. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal purpose. P. S. Physicians Prescriptions care fully compounded. Stroudsburg, July 7, 1804. TIN SHOP ! The undersigned begs leave to inform his friends an4 the public generally, that he has ,now opened a TJJV SHOP, on Main street, ,rear the Stroudsburg Mills, opposite Troch & Walton's, formerly It. 6. Staples' Store, where he is prepared to manufacture and sell at wholesale and retail, all kinds of Tin, Copper and Sheet Irou-Ware. ALSO, Stoves, Stove pjp and Elbows. Old and second hand Stoves bought and sold, at cash rates, CASH paid for QJd Lead, Copper and Brass. CO" Roofing, Spouting and Repairing promptly attended to and warranted to give satisfaction. Call and see fur yourselves. WILLIAM KEISKR, ptroudsburg, Dec. 8, lb'65. RECEIVED this day a eplendid assort, mentof HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE. August 2, lfeGG. CAN YOU tell why everybody goes to McCarty s to buy FURNITURE 5 August 2, IfcUO. ' r THE GREAT WORSHIP. by John o. whittier. The harp at Nature's advent strung Has never ceased to play; The song the stars of morning sung Has never died away. And prayer is made and praise is given, By all things near and far; The ocean Iooketh up to heaven, And mirrors every star. Its waves are kneeling on the strand As kneels the human knee, Their white locks bowing to the sand, The priesthood of the sea ! They pour their glittering treasures forth; Their gifts of pearl they bring, And all the listening hills of earth Take up the song they sing. The green earth sends her incense up From many a mountain shrine; " From folded leaf and dewy cup She pours her sacred wine. The mists above the morning rills Rise white as wings of prayer; The altar-curtains of the hills Are sunset's purple air. The winds with hymns of praise are loud, Or low with sobs of pain ; The thunder-organ of the cloud, The dropping tears of rain. With drooping head and branches crossed, The twilight forest grieves, Or speaks with tongues of Pentecost From all its sunlit leaves. The blue sky is the temple's arch, Its transept earth and air; The music of its starry march The chorus of the prayer. So nature keeps the reverent frame With which her years began, And all her signs and voices sham's The prayerless heart of man. From the Jersey City Times. LET IT ALONE. Let it alone! 'tis a dangerous thing. An adder is there with poisonous sting! Oh! touch not ! Oh! taste not the drunk ard's bowl ! It kills the body and ruins the soul! As the bird enchanted by serpent's eye, From its flight descends in its fangs to die, So the bowl at first hath charms to impart, Ere it fastens its coils around the heart. But encircling its hapless victims fast, Strikes its fatal dart to the core at last: Oh! then touch not, taste not the drunkard's bowl ! It kills the body and ruins the soul ! Full many a noble, promising youth It has lur'd away from the path of truth, And quickly the bloom and the vigor have fled, And an early grave received its dead. As the beating pulse by the bowl is. still'd And the burial grottnd by it is filled, As the soul by the drunkard's bowl is lost, Then purchase it not at so great a cost. Never put to your lips the deadly sup: Dash down to earth the poisonous cup: Aye, let it alone, for death lurks within; To shun it, is wisdom to drink it, is sin. THE REJECTED BANK-NOTE. "What is the price of this dressing grown, sir 7" asked a sweet-faced girl, en -tering the elegant store of Huntley & Warner, in a city, and a street of a city, which shall be nameless. It was a cloudy day. The clerks loung ed over the counter and yawned, the man to whom Alice Locke addressed herself was jaunty and middle aged. He was head clerk of the extensive establishment of Huntley fc Warner, and extremely consequential in manner. This dressing-grown we value at sir dollars you shall have it for five, as trade is dull to-day." "Five dollars 1" Alice looked at the dressing-gown longingly, and the clerk looked at her. He saw that her clothes, though made and worn genteelly, were common enough in texture, and that her face was very much out of the common line. How it changed ! now shaded, now lighted, by the varied play of her emo tions. The clerk could almost have sworn that she had no more than that sum, five dollars, in her possession. The gown was a very good one for the price. It was of common shade, a toler able merino, and lined with the same ma terial. "I think" she hesitated a moment "I think I'll take it," she said ; then see ing in the face before her an expression she did not like, she blushed as she hand ed out the bill tho elerk had made up his mind to take. "Jen n is," cried Torrent, the head clerk in a quick, pompous tone, "pass up tho bank uote detector." Up ran the tow-headed boy ( with the detector, and down ran the clerk's eye from column to column. Then he look ed over with a sharp glauce, and exclaim ed : "That's a counterfeit bill, Miss." "Counterfeit ! Oh, no it cannot be! The man who sent it could not have been so careless ; you must be mistaken, sir." "I am not mistaken ; I'm never mis taken, 3Iiss. This bill is a counterfeit. I must presume, of course, that yon did pot know it, although so much bad money has been offered us of late that we intend to eecarp such persons as pas it. Who did you 6ay spnt it ?" "Sir. C. , sir, of New York.-- He could not send mp bad money," eaid tho trembling, frightened girl, "Humph !" said the clerk. "Well there's no dout aboubt this; you cap look STROUDSBURG, MONROE for yourself. Now don't let me see you here again until can bring good money, for we always suspect such persons as you that come on dark days with a well made story." "But, sir " "You need make no exclamations, Miss" said the man insultingly. "Take your bill, and the next time you want to buy a dressing gown, don't try to pass your counterfeit money," and he handed it, the bill fell from his hands. Alice caught it from the floor and hur ried into the street. Such a shock the girl had never receiv ed. She hurried to a banking establish ment, found her way in, and presented the note to a noble looking man with gray hair, faltering out. "is this bill a bad one, sir?" The cashier and his son happened to be the only persons present. Both no ticed her extreme youth, beauty, and agi tation. The cashier looked closely and handed it back, as with a polite bow and some what prolonged look he said : "It's a good bill, young lady." ''I knew it was," cried Alice with a quivering lip and he dared " She could go no farther, but entirely overcome, she bent her head, and the hot tears had their way. "I beg pardon, have you had any truo ble with it?" asked the cashier. "Oh, sir, you will excuse me forgiving way to my feelings but you spoke so kindly, and I felt so sure that it was good. And I think, sir, such men as one of the clerks in Huntly & Warner's should be removed. He told me it was counterfeit, and added something that I am glad fath er did not hear. I know the publisher would not send me bad maney." "Who is your father, young lady ?" ask ed the cashier, becoming interested. "Mr. Benjamin Locke, sir." "Benjamin Ben. Locke was he ever a clerk in the Navy Department at Wash ington. "Yes sir ; we removed from there," re plied Alice. "Since then" she hesitat ed "he has not been well and we are somewhat reduced. Oh why do I tell these things sir ?" "Ben. Locke! reduced !" murmured the cashier; "the man who was the making of me! Give me his number and street, my child. Your father was one of the best, per haps the only friend I had. I have not for gotten him. No. 4 Liberty street. I will call this evening. Meantime let me have the bill let see I'll give you another. Since I come to look, I havn't got a five here's a ten ; we'll make it all right." That ereniDg the inmates of a shabby genteel Louse received the cashier of the M Bank. Mr. Locke, a man of gray hair, though numbering but fifty years, rose from his chair, and much af fected, greeted the familiar face. The son of the cashier accompanied him, and while the elders talked together, Alice and the young man grew quite chatty. "Yes, sir, I have been unfortunate," said Mr. Locke in a low tone. "I have just recovered, as you see, from rheumatic fever, caused by undue exertion and had it not been for that sweet girl of mine, I know not what I should have done. She, by giving lessons in music and French, and by writing for periodicals ; has kept me, so far, above want." "You shall not want, my old friend," said the cashier. "It was a kind provi dence that sent your daughter to me. There's a place in the bank just made va cant by death of a valuable clerk, and it is at your disposal. It is my gift and valued at twelve hundred a year. Pen cannot describe the joy with which this kind offer was accepted. The day of deliverance had come. On the following morning the cashier entered the handsome store of Huntly & Warner, and inquired for the head clerk. He came obsequiously. "Sir," said the cashier sternly, "is that a bad note ?" "I I think not, sir," stammeringly re plied the clerk. The cashier went to the door. From his carriage stepped Mr. Locko in com pany with his daughter. "Did you not tell tins young lady, ray ward, that this note was counterfeit? And did you not so far forget self respect, and the interest of your employers, as to offer an insult ?" The man stood confounded he dared not deny he could say nothing for him self. "If your employers keep you, sir, they will no longer have my custom," said the cashier, sternly. "You deserve to bo horse-whipped, sir." Tho firm parted with their unworthy clerk that very day, and ho left tho store disgraced, but punished justly. Alice Locke became the daughter of the good cashier. All of which grew out of calling a genuine bill counterfeit. Dirty Work. The following is an interrogatory put by a Copperhead to Gen. Logan, during one of his speeches in Indiana, and the answer: Copperhead " A few years ago, when you was a Democrat, the Republicans called you " Dirty Work Logan ;" are you doing the dirty work for the Repub lican party now?" Gen. Logan " Yes, sir; I am skinning Copperheads, and it is the dirtiest work I ever did; but it has got to be done." Persevere in what you undertake. COUNTY, PA., NOVEMBER 15, ISGG. Meteoric Showers or "Shooting Stars." It seems to have been the general irn pression of scientific men that a meteoric shower was to come off on the morning of November 13th, and as such a sight is only witnessed once in an ordinary generation, we have concluded to give our readers such information on the subject as we chance to possecs. The foundation for the belief that this phenomenon might be expected on the 13th, is the fact that similar phenomena occurred on the 13th of November 1800, and on the 13th of November, 1833 at an interval of thirty three years which, if there be any fixed rules governing their recurrence, will bring it upon the 13th of November, 18GG. On the morning of the 13th of Novem ber, 1833, we learn from Olmsted's As tronomy, from two o'clock until broad day light, the sky being prcfectly serene and cloudless; the whole heavens were light ed with a magnificent display of celestial fire works., At times the air was filled j with streaks of light, occasioned by firey : particles darting down so swiftly as to leave the impression of their light upon the eye (like a match ignited and whirl ed before the face,) and difting to the northwest like flakes of snow driven by the wind; while, at short intervals, balls of fire, varying in size from minute points to bodies larger than Jupiter and Venus, and in a few instances as large as the full moon, descended -more slowly along the arch of the sky, often leaving after them long trains of light, which were in some instances variegated with prismatic colors. On tracing back the lines of direction in which the meteors moved, is was found that they all appeared to radiate from the same point, which was situated near one of the stars of the sickle, in the Constella tion "Leo;" and in every repetition of the meteoric shower, the radiant point has occupied nearly the same situation. This shower pervaded nearly the wJiole of North America, having appeared in al most equal splendor from the British pos sessions of the North to the West India Isiands, and Mexico on the South, and from sixty-one degrees of longitude east of the American coast, quite to the Pa cific ocean on the Wesj. Throughout this immense region the duration was nearly the same. The meteors began to attract attention by their unusual frcquen- irom nine to twelve o clock in the evening g; were most striking in. their ap pearance from two to four ; arrived at their maximum, in many places, about four o'clock, and continued until render ed invisible by the light of the day. . Some authorities fix the date of the first recorded meteoric shower on November 12th, 1799, instead of 1800, and conse quently fixed the time of its recurrence on November 12th, 1807 being an inter val of thirty-four, instead of thirty-threo years. We leave time and the astrono mers to determine which calcalation is the most correct. - Astronomoers seem to agree that these periodical meteors have their origin be yond the atmosphere, descending to us from some nebulous body with which the earth falls in, and near or through the borders of which it passes ; and that this nebulous body has an indpendent exis tence as a member of the solar system, with regular periods of revolution. It is ! furtherestablishcd that these meteors are of light combustible matter ; that they move with great velocity, amounting in some instances to nineteen miles in a second ; that some of them are bodies of a large ftizc, sometimes several thousand feet in diameter ; that when they enter the at mosphere, they rapidly and powerfully condense tho air before them, and then elicit the heat that sets them on fire; and they are burned up at a considerable height above the earth, sometimes not less than thirty miles. On the occasion alluded to, November 1833, many thought the end of the world had come, while tho more superstitious were stricken dumb with fear. A Young Desperado. The Louisville Courier gives the fol lowing catalogue of crimes committod by a young man named Drake, in Mount Sterling, only 23 or 24 years of age, whose escape from imprisonment or the gallows is a sad commentary on the enforcement of the laws in Kentucky: His last exploit was, a few days ago, the shooting of a black man, two shots taking effect, one in the shoulder and the other in the thigh. He was promptly ar rested, but managed to escape at night, and is now at large. This young man's Lrccord, though brief, has been peculiarly bloody. Un tho baturd iy before the Au gust election of 1S05 he killed his first victim, Lieut. E. Sanders, of Sharpsburg, Bath county, at a picnic near Mount Ster ling. Young Sanders had been a gallant officer in the Confederate service. Both young men where somewhat under the iufluence of liquor, and tho altercation; between them was cot of the nature that would involve, necessarily, a resort to the use of weapons. Duke killed him with a bowie knife. For this deed ho was tried, and, we believe, acquitted. His next ex ploit was the cutting and stabbing Lieut. Wash. Mclntyre, a gallant officer of the of tho '24th Kentucky Federal Regiment, last Christmas. His next essay in blood shedding was with a pistol. He shot and killed a negro man who had attempted to outrage a little girl. Ho next had a second altcroation with Lieut. Mclntyre, tins time shooting ana killing him. His last venture in criuio "we have mentioned Jn the beginning of thia notice. A SAD STORY. SEDUCTION, ABANDONMENT, AND PROBA BLE SUICIDE. The Detroit Free Press of the 24th of October, contains the following sketch of the melancholy career of a school girl: At Painesville, Ohio, is a very popular lemaie seminary, where the young ladies are kept under the most careful surveil ance, and where one would naturally suppose a tempter could not gain admis- sion. ivxcept on Wednesday afternoon male visitors were not admitted, and then no opportunity is afforded for ob taining private interviews. ; Attracted by the reputation of this' school, Mr. John Colwcll, a farmer, liv ing near Erie, Pa., sent his daughter, Delia, a very pretty girl, some sixteen years of age. During one of the Wednesday recep tions a young man named Henry Brand, plausible and well dressed, yet having no regular occupation, became acquainted with Miss Colwell, and from the sequel it is apparent succeeded in making a favor able impression. Evading the rules of the school, stolen interviews were manag ed between the pair, and a clandestine correspondence kept up some weeks with out detection. They at last became care less, and the matron of the seminary dis covering the affair, forbid Miss Colwell leaving the house after dark and put a stop to the visits of young Brand, upon reception days. The precaution was ta ken too late for the happiness of the poor girl, who, loving the young man, had placed her honor and her life in hi3 keep ing. She determined not to be debarred the pleasure of his society, and a rope ladder having been procured, he was en abled, under the cover of darkness, to ascend to her room,, which was in the second story, and there pass hours in her company, sometimes the entire night. Excitement, loss of sleep, and the pre occupation of mind consequent upon this course of life, gradually told upon the sprits and habits of study of the young girl, and she surely and rapidly retro graded in her studies until her position became one of the worst and most unen viable in the school. Such a course could not be carried on without exciting suspicion and remark, and a watch being set upon her Mr. Brand wa3 detected while in tho very act of entering her window. After such a discovery it was of course a matter of impossibility that she could longer be retaiued in the insti tution, and she was the next day, after being formally expelled in the presence of the school, confined to her room until her parents could be sent for to take her home. In compliance with a request, Brand found means to communicate with her. Miss Cc'well met him at one of the hotels in the town, and arrangements for an elopement and marriage were perfected between the two, they having settled upon Cleveland as their future home. Before this plan could be carried out Mr. Colwcll arrived and found his daughter at the depot waiting for the train upon which she contemplated leaving Paines ville. He at once took charge of her, and after delivering a well-dresaed chastise ment to Brand, started with her for home. The punishment he had received aroused all the worst passions in the breast of the young man, and ho determined to suc ceed in attaining the object of his de sires at any cost or trouble, lie there fore, unknown to Mr. Colwcll, look the same train with them, finding some means to communicate the fact to Delia, who, in obedience to a request from him, mannged to evade tho viglancc of her father, where a train moving in the op posite direction met them, to change cars and return with her lover to Painesville, while her father was rapidly being whirl ed along in the opposite direction. At the first station at which th6 train stop ped they left it, and on foot, proceeded to a place whence they procurred a con veyance to Conneaut, Ohio, and thcr3 took a passage for this city on the scow Sea Bird, which was bouudfor Saginaw for a load of lumber. Arriving in Detroit about the 1st of Jnly they procured board at a German's on Hastings street, and there lived together for a short time as man and wife, although they had never been married, and Brand refused to legal ize their connection. The natural results having ensued Miss Colwell found her self about to become a i mother, and the fact becomiu apparent to her seducer, he, either being afraid of tho conscqven ccs, or becoming tired ot his victim, abandoned her iu a strange city, without money and without friends. The peoplo with whom she was board ing could not keep her without that com-! pensation which it was not iu her power to jrive. Her situation precluded the possibility of working for a living, and overcome by her misfortunes, sho lost her ; girl offers him the shelter of her umbrella., seuscs and became a wretched wanderer, 'He answers to the namo of " Jeems." without shelter and without food. Injllo was last seen in company of Julia this condition she remained uutil about Harr"i3 walking with his arm around her two weeks sinco, when sho was discover-1 waist; looking more like a fool, if possi ed in an alley near Hastings street, in the blc than ever. Auybody who will catch very pangs of labor. Some charitablo the poor fellow and bring him back, so. persons living in the vicinity took her to 'that I can chastise Lint for running away their own home, teudcrcd 'her through will bo invited toteaby Mary E.Smitu. her great trial, and cared for her and her bon thev missed her and babe. A search for nr. the foot of Hastings street, sho shoos which sho had worn aud llio clolinng oi lue runu. all human probability she has sought, iu a watery grave, that peace which she could nut fiud ou caith. Tlw liver has becu aud tho clothing of the child. In NO. 35. dragged, but without finding tho bodies of either mother or ch 'd. Interesting Correspondence. Mr. M. C. Culver, Postmaster at Cul ver's Station, Illinois, has been removed. The following interesting correspondence took place on the occasion : Washington, Oct. 1, ISGG: M. C. Culver, Postmaster at Pnlrpr'i Station: Sir: It has been rennrfpd trv this Department that you are not in hari- mony with the Administration, and - that recently you had occasion to speak it' isparaging terms of the President and his Cabinet. Allow me to say that such. expressions as "Johnson is played'."' "Drunk again!" "His Accidency," " My Policy be d d," &c., are certainly; is very bad taste from the lips of any man who tickles his palate three times a day with the President's bread and butter. Your resignation will be acceptable at any time, and the Department has al ready notified Mr. , a National Union man of Lauramie, of his appoint ment to the place. You will make imme diate report of the receipts and expendi tures of your office for the quarter end ing October 1st, and you may hand over the balance on hand to your successor A. W. Randale, Postmaster-Generall MR. CULVER'S REPLY.. To the Postmaster-General : Your sweet scented epistle is at hand contents no ted. I did say " the. President's policy be d d," or words to that effect, and the people have said the same thin- at the polls by 180,000 majority as far as heard from. The following exhibit of the receipts and expenses of my office i3. respectfully submitted: Stamps on hand - - - - lg: Receipts for last quarter - - 2 G8- Total $2 EXPENSES. Twine 10c, coal oil 40c, wafers Gc, rent of office $6 25 - 6 o 8G 80. 86- Balance due me - - - 3 94 As the new appointee is short just that amount, I trust you will be able to " see it," for the good taste and propriety ot remitting the same at your earliest conve. nience. M. C. Culver, Postmaster Culver's Station.- -Desperate Encounter with a Deer. One of the most daring encounters in cident of hunting life though fortunate resulting in nothing serious that we -have heard of for a long time, says that. Enau Claire (Wis.) Free Press, occurred' in the vicinity of Mad creek one day last week. Mr. Ed. Nicholls started out one morning with his dog through a piece of woods near his farm. Scarcely had ho entered the forest, over a mile from hrs habitation, when suddenly up spracg o,' large buck from his concealment, an, confronting him face to face for an in stant made a fearful dash at him. Mr. Nicholls, though having no weapon of defence, never once thought of retreat ing, but firmly grasped one of the ani mal's gigantic horns, while the dog took, hold of his throat. For a while the strug gle between the three was mo3t fearful. One moment the man had the deer down, but the deer, posssessed of that dexterity and nimbleness peculiar to them, sprang to his feet again and again, using all Lia endeavors in twirling his antagonists a round. Mr. N. dare not lose his hold, and the only hope to save his life was by encouraging the dog, which meanwhile hung on to the buck's throat with canine tenacity. To worry the buck to exhaus tion, with the assistance of the dog, war the only means of conqueriug his adver sary, and, after a long and tiresome strug gle was finally successful, when he went and got a club and knocked the animal, in the head. At the end of the combat. Mr. N.'s clothing was entirely torn from him, and he had nothing to cover tho costume which nature furnished him. lie returned home through byways and called hastily to his wife to furnish him with clothing, and then returning ho brought his vension home, which, after' being dressed, weighed over two hundred rounds. When we take-into considera tion the fact that Mr. N. is a very small man. weifhin onlv nn hnnr?ril nnnnds. o o J - ------ i , this was a courageous undertaking, and courageously did he meet it. The following spicy advertisement ir taken from a Western paper: Lost, Sto len or Siroted, An individual whom I, iu an urgent moment of loneliness, was- thoughtless enoujih to adopt as a husband. He is jrood-lookinjr and feeble iudvidual, knowimr enouirh. however, to come in 1 when it rains, unless some good-lookin . It was said in the hearing Jersey Quacker lady that Mr. Johnson had threatened to kick out all office hold- ers who do not also hold to " my policy." " Jut, John, she inquired, with de ngni- .-.t-. , ... - lul naivete, " but, John, can he do itf Docs thee think he can stand on oac lo long enou-h to kick anybody? ' 1 1 9 . : ' .'. 3: , li " i - I . 1 ' i: J