Hi1 1 -4 JLiLJJJ " Z . --IBIBWJMM IIL IW JJl w Smote to politics, itcrotnrc, agriculture, Science, iHovniinj, nuo encval SutcUiflnu 1--L11.' ILL "llULL""' " , , VOL. 25. Published by. Theodore Schoch. TERMS Two dollars ayrnrtn advance and if not pakl bpf re the end of the year, two dollars and filfy cts. will !,e fhnrced. No papcrdtscixitinMpil until all arreaiagcs arc paid, cxce;i at the option of the Editor. jrjAdverf isemriits of one Frjuare of (eight lines') cr less, onror three insertions SI 50. Each additional insertion, 50 cnts. Longer ones in propoition. JOB l'RIXTIXGS, OF ALT. KINDS, Executed inthc highest style of the Arl.andonthe most reasori-ible terms. S. HOLIES, .TU., ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, AND GENERAL CLAIM AGENT. STROUDSBURG, PA. Ojpcc tcilh S. S. JDreher, Esq. All claims against the Government prose cuted with dispatch at reduced rates. CT An additional bounty cf $100 and of $50 procured for Soldiers in the late War, rarw of extra charge. August 2, 1S0G. DR A. REEVES JACKSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, I5egs leave to announce that, in order to prevent disappointment, he will hereafter de vote THURSDAY and SATURDAY ot each week exclusively to Co.sultations and Scroicvl. Operations at his office. Parties from a distance who desire to con sult him, can do so, therefore, on those days. Stroudsburg, May 31, lSGG.-tf. Furniture ! Furniture ! McCarty's flew Furniture Store, DREIIER'S NEW BUILDING, two doors below the Post-office, Strouds burg, Pa. He is selling his Furniture 10 per cent, less than Easton or Washington prices, to say nothing about freight or break age. May 1 lSGG.-tf. INING-ROOM FURNITURE in WaT nut, Oak and White Ash, Extension Tables, any size you wish, at McCARTY'S new Ware-Rooms. May 17, ISGG.-tf. ROSE AND GILT FRAMES made to order. A fine lot of Ovil Frames on band J. II. McCARTY. May 17, ISGG.-lf. IF YOU WANT A GOOD PARLOR Suit in Rose, Mahogany or Walnut, McCARTY has it. May 17, lSGG.-tf. TF YOU WANT A GOOD MELODEON, i from one of the best makers in the Uni ted States, solid Rosewood Case, warranted 5 years, call at McCARTY'S, he would es pecially invite all who are good judges ot Music to come and test them. He will sell you from any maker you wish, 810 less than those who sell on commission. The reason in he buys for cash and sells for the same, with less than one-half the usual per centage that agents want. J. II. McCARTY. May 17, ISGG.-tf. NDERTAKING IN ALL ITS ERAN ches. Particular attention will be gien to this branch cf the subscriber's business. He will always study to please and consnlt the wants and wishes cf those who employ him. From the number of years experience he has had in this branch cf business he cannot and will not not be excelled either in city or country. Prices one-third less than is usual ly charged, from 50 to 73 finished Coffins al ways on hand. Trimmings to suit the best Hearse in the country. Funerals attended at one hour's notice. J. H. .McCARTY. May 17, lSGC.-tf. Saddle and Harness Manufactory. The undersigned respectfully informs the citizens ci Stroudsburg, and surroun ding country, that he has commenced the above business in Fowler's building, on Elizabeth street, and is fully prepared to famish any article jn his line of business, at short notice. On hand at all times, a large Etock of Harness, Whips, Trunks, Yalices, Car pet Bngs, Ilorsc-Blankcts, Bells, Skates, Oil Cloths, ic. Carriage Trimming promptly attended to. JOHN O. SAYLOR. Stroudsburg, Dec. 14, 18G5. Gothic Hall Drug Stoic, William Kollinslscad, Wholesale and Retail Druggist. KTlt OT! T)?I ItTTT! fJ- "Pa. Constantly on hand and for &a!e cheap lor CASH, a ircsh sup ply of Drugs, Medicines, Paints, Oil, Glass, Putty, Varnish, Kcr- mt oscne Oil, Perfumery and Fancy Goods; also :tIt. ?)Itncl niid Uoors. Pure Wines and Liquors for Medicinal purpose. P. S. Physicians Prescriptions care fully compounded. Stroudsburg, July 7, 18GL TIN SHOP ! The undersigned begs leave to inform his friends and the public ccnerally, that he has now opened a TJX SIIOJ, on Main street, Rear the Stroudsburg Mills, opposite Troch & Walton's, formerly It. S. Staples' Store, where he is prepared to manufacture and tell at wholesale and retail, all kinds of Tin, Copper and Slicct Iron-Ware. ALSO, Stoves, Stove Iipc and K!Iovr. Old and second hand Stoves bought and sold, at cash rates. (J AS I J paid fur Old Lead, Copper and Brass. (f Rnofr.ig, Spouting and Repairing promptly attended to and warranted to give satisfaction. Call and see for yourselves. WILLIAM KEISER. Strouds'ourg, Z?ec. 8, 10-3. j"03 PRINTING OF ALL KINDS neat V 1 and promptly executed at this otficc. LIQUOR STORE. Important notice to Landlords and all others in want of PUSS LIQUORS, at very low prices. The undersigned having recently open ed a LIQUOR STORE in the room for merly occupied by 31 r. Robt. R. Depuy, Stroudsburg, arc prepared to offer Li quors, Wines, &c, at prices ranging from 25 cts. to 1 00 per gallon less than the same quality can be purchased at in the cities. We also guarantee Sn every instance, our Liquors pure, and free from . an isrugs ana compounds, and cordially ( invite Land Lords and all others in want of anything in our line, to favor us with a call, or, if more convenient, their orders, which will always be met with prompt at tention, and in cither case pure Liquors guaranteed at a great saving of money. We also, especially call attention to our RAsruEituY and Strawberry Struts, which for richness of flavor and taste, cannot be surpassed. . J. S. WILLIAMS, & Co. Stroudsburg, July 13, 1SG5. Special Notices. 0 ITCH ! ITCH ! ITCH! SCRATCH! SCRATCH! SCRATCH! Wheaton's Ointment Will Cure Hie Ilrli in 48 Hours. Also cures SALT RHEUM, CHILBLAINS and all ERUPTIONS OF THE SKIN. Price 50 cents. For sale by all druggists. By sanding 50 cents to WEEKS & POT TER, Sole Agents, 170 Washington street, Boston, it will be forwarded by mail, free of postage, to any part of the United States. June 7, 1SGG -lyr. ERRORS OF YOUTH. A Gentleman who suffered for years from 8Mrvous Debility, Premature Decay, and all the effects of youthful indiscretion, will, for the sake of suffering humanity, send free to all who need it, the recipe and directions for making the simple remedy by which he was cured. Sufferers wishing to profit by the adverriscr's experience, can do so by ad dressing JOHN B. OGDEN, No. 13 Chambers St., New York. A CARD TO INVALIDS. A Clergyman, while residing in South A merica as a missionary, discovered a safe and simple remedy for the Cure of .Nervous Weakness, Early Decay, Diseases cf the U rinary and Seminal Organs, and the whole train of disorders brought on by baneful and vicious habits. Great numbers hate been already cured by this nolle remedy. Promp ted by a desire to benefit the afflicted and un fortunate, I will send the recipe for prepar ing and using this medicine, in i scaled en velope, to any one who needs it, Free of Charge. Please inclose a post-paid envelope, ad dressed to yourself. Address, JOSEPH T. INMAN, Station D. Bible House, March 29, 15GG.-ly. New York City. $1,500 rER YEAR ! Wc want agents everywhere to sell our im proved -S20 sewing Machine. Three new kinds. Under and upper feed. Warranted five years. Above salary or large commis sions paid. The only machines sold in the United Stales for less than 10. which arc fully licensed by Ilovce, Wheeler & Wilson. Grovcr &, Jlalicr, Singer j &. Co., and BachcUlcr. All other cheap ' machines are infringements and the seller ; or user arc liable to arrest, fine, and j imprisonment. Circulars free. Address, or I call upon Shnw &. Clark, Biddeford, Maine or Vnicago, ill. January i, xoou.-jy TO COXSIDIPTEVES. The advertiser, having been restored to health in a few weeks, by a very simple rem edy, after having suffered several years with a" severe lung affection, and that dread di sease Consumption is anxious to make known to his fellow-sufferers the means ot cure. To all who desire it, he will send a copy of the prescription used (free of charge,) with the directions for preparing and using the same, which they will find a sure cure for Consumption, Asthma, Bronchitis, Colds, Coughs, and all Throat and Lung Affec tions. The only object of the advertiser in sending the Prescription is to benefit the afilicted.and spread information which he conceives to be invaluable ; and he hopes every sufferer will try his remedy, as it will cost them nothing, and may prove a blessing. Parties wishing the prescription will plnase address Rev. EDWARD A. WILSON, Williamsburgh, Kings County, New York January 4, 16GG.-ly. THE AMERICAN COOKING STOVE Is manufactured with certain improvements secured by letters patent, under date of May 5, 1SG3, and December 5, 18C5. One of these improvements covers the arrangement of fitting a portable ash pan in the hearth of a Cooking Stove, to receive the ashes as it passes down from tho grate. All persons arc cautioned against manufacturing, vend ing or using other Stoves made in imitation of the American, bs suits have been com menced for infringement of these patents, and all persons manuracturing, selling or us ing said imitation, will Lc liable for dama ges for infringement on these letters patent. SHEAR, PACKARD & CO.. 17 and 19 Green St., Albany, N. Y. The American is for sale by FLORY & BROTHER, Sxeolpouiro, Pa. ' June 11, 15C0--Gm. ; - STROUDSBURG, MONROE A CHILD'S PRAYER. 0 Saviour! hear a little child, Who knows not how to pray ; On earth Thy face, so meek and mild, Was never turned away. The children gathered to Thy breast Have found a bles?ed home, Where, safe from every gin, they rest; Oh, suffer mc to come. 1 ask Thee for a heart to try To please Thee day by d.iy, The love to lead mc back when I From Thy commandments stray. Do Thou, O Lord, my sin9 forgive, The sins that wound Thee sore, And teach mc every day I live To love Thee more and more. A LOVE AFFAIR DOWX FAST. SKETCHED ACCORDIN TO NATUR.' I've heerd folks say that the wimmin was contrary. Wall, they is a little so; but if you manage 'em right haul in here and let them out there you can drive 'em along without a whip or spur, just which way you wish 'cm to go. When I lived down at Elton" there was a good many first rate girls down there, but I didn't take a likin to any of 'em till Squire Cummius cum down there to live. The squire had a mighty pretty darter. I said some of the gals were first rate, but Nancy Cummins was fust rate and a lec tio more. There was many dressed finer and looked grander, but there was some thing jamup about Nancy, that they didn't hold a candle to. If a' fteller seed her once he couldn't look at another for a week. I took a likin to her right eff, and wc got as thick as thieves. "We used to go to the same mcctin', and sot in tho same pew. It took me to fiud sarms and hjms for her; and we'd swell 'curout in a manner shockin' to hardened sinners; and then we'd mosey hum together, while the gals and fellers kept a lookin cn us as though they'd like to mix in. I'd always stay to supper; and the way she could make injun cakes, and the way I could slick 'cm with mcrlasse3 and put awny, was nothin' to nobody. She was dreadful civil tew; and always gettin' somcthin' nice for mc. I was up to the hub in love, and was goin' for it like a locomotive. Well, things went cn in this way for a spell, till she had mc tight enough. Then she bcgunto show off, kinder independent like. When I'd go to me2tin' there was no room in the pew; then she'd cum streak it off with another chan, and leave rre suckin' my linger at the door. Instead of stickm to me as she used to do, she got to cuttin' round with all the other fellers, just as if she cared nothin' about mc no more none whatever. I got considerably riled and I thought I mite as well cum to the end of it at ence; so down I went to have it out with her. There was ahull grist of fellers there. They seemed mify quiet till I went in; then she got talkin' all manner of non sense. Said nothin' to mc, and darned little of that. I tried to keep my dander down, but it want any use kept mov ing about as if I had a pin in my trows er3; I sweat as if I had been treshin'. My collar hung down a3 if it had been hung over my stock to dry. I couldn't stand it; so I cleared cut as quickly as I could, for I seed 'twas no ue to sny no thin' to her. I went straight to bed, and thought the matter over a spell. Thinks I, that gal is just tryin' of mc; 'taint no use of playin' possum; I'll take the kink out of her; if I don't fetch her out of that high grass, use rxc for sausage meat. I heard tell cf a boy wuncc that got to skcwl late one morn in'; master sez: " You tarncl sleepin' critter, what has kept you so late?" " Why," says the boy, " it's so ever lastin' slippery I couldn't get along, no bow; every step I took forward, I went two steps backward, and couldn't have got here at all, if I hadn't turned back to go t'other way." Now that's just my case. I have been putting after that gal a considerable time. Now; thinks I, I'll go t'other way she's been slitin of mc, and now I'll fclifc her. What's sass for the gcosc is sass for the gander. Well, I went no more to Nancy's. The next Sunday I slicked up, and 1 dew say wen I got my fixins on, I shine clear olf any specimen of human natur'in our parts. About mcctin' time I put off to Mr. Elthum Dodge's. Patience Dodge was as nice a gall as you'd sec twixt here and yonder, any more than she wasn't just like Nancy Cummins. Kphraim Musscy had used to go and sec her; he was a clever feller, but he was dreadful jelus. Well, I went to mcctin with Pa tience, and set right afurc Nancy. I didn't set my eyes on her till after meet in'; she had a feller with her who had a blazen red head, and legs like a pair of compasses; the had a face as long ns a thanksgiving dinner. I know'd who she was thinkin' about, and it wasn't the chap with the red head, nuther. Well, I got to bocin' Patience about a spell. Kept my eye on Nancy; seed the cat wa3 jum piu'; she didn't cut. about like she did and looked rather solemnly; she'd gin her tew ryes to kiss and make up. I kept it all up till I liked to have got into a muss about Patience. The critter thought I was goin' after her for good, and got as proud as a tamo turkey. One day J'phe cum down to our place lookin' as rathy as a wilishy officer on training day. " Look Leic," cz he, as. Jjudj aa a COUNTY, PA., OCTOBER IS, 1S6G. small clap cf thunder, " Scth Stokes, I'll be darned " " Hollow!" fcz I, " what's broke!" "Why,"sczhc. "I cum down to hey1,. VC5,lon f,a,J satisfaction about Patience flodze. Here fi. v - . r.i -.1. " Why," sez I, "what arc you talkin' aboutl I aint got nothin' to do with your gal; but s'pose I had there's nothin' for 11 rj; i.r n,fl nnt;' "Well." e he. rather end ,W I've been courtiu' her ever since last year coaGtnS room .winch was attached and she was just as good as mine, till you ' - f0 s!,or. f wh!ch 3Ir' D:,t0 TS cum togoin'artcrhcr.and now I cau't'! ? . ?,r'. pvc o leave to say that I you to get wolfy about. If tho gal has' a guinea in ms iuu taken a likin' to mc, 'tain't my fault; if j "n;??3 f .1 . I have takin' a likin' to her, 'tain't her! -t V'- at J0Ur Sahrj 3 fault; and if wc have takin' to each other,!?", suL;c,cTnt to procure more genteel Wt your fault; but I ain't so almi-MyM ?' I.woalJ1inc" f,!- 'a . 1. rJl lJ salary 13 amr.lv ar-e. sr." ror.1 - " I'm the unluckicst thing in creation. InM?" 1 i Iwcnt'tothcr day to a place where was S1,0' tl,"' bJ 5jSS jour nn old woman died of some disease, and I JPJ"0.1' " "d rosent.ng a different appear f),n. mh:' ... t... n !ance m the iutuic. louare wanted in thcJewasathundcriu'btgchistofdrawcrs l0nC; est?? cdand left Ins full of all truck; so I bought it, an d JPIoW "uttered to h.msell, as he thought I had made a speck, but when I UP .lns ?aPcr ;hW 1 CtCSt th cum to look at 'cm there wasn't nothin' in it worth a cent, except an eld silver thimble, and that was all rusted up; so I! it VV1 . , ' ot it bum, , sold it lor Jess than 1 gave for when the chap that bought it took he heard somcthin' rattle broke the old chist, and found lots cf gold in it in a false bottom I hadn't seen. Now, cf I had tuk that chist hum, they'd all been f 1 1 1 1 ' 1 rii sftTiini 11 1 n rin n rirnL-a t ia i . i i counterfeit, and I'd been tuk up ior pas-!-, V.V 3 uu"3 ' , Ynacr. was sin' on 'cm. Well. I-icst told Patience!1,' that L,c.EO,on .lcaiDCr to IoIe liCr th a about it, and she called me a darned fool "Well," says I, " Kphc, that's hard; but never mind that jest go on you can file the rough edges off jest as you please-" That tickled him, it did; and away he went a little better pleased. Now, thinks I, it's time to look after Nancy. Next day, down I went; Nancy was all alone; I exed her if the Squire wa3 in. She said lie wnrnt. " 'Cause," sez I (makiu' bleeve I wan ted him,) "our colt spavined his foot, and I cum to see if the Squire won't lend mc his marc to go to town." She sed she guessed he would better sit down till he cum in she looked queer all around the edges cf her mouth. After awhile, sez I : " Arc you goin' down to Betsey Mar tin's quiltin'?" Said, she, " I don't know for sartin ; arc you goin'?" Sed I, " reckon I will." Sed she, " I s.posc you'll take Mis3 Pa tience Dodge?" ed I, " moat, and again mout not." Sed she, " I heard you and her are go in' to git married." Sed I, " should't wander a bit Pa tience is a mighty nice gal." I looked at Nancj-. I seed the tears comin'. Sez I, " may be she'll ax you to be the bridesmaid." She riz up, she did, her face as red as a biled beat. "Scth Stokes!" sez she, and she couldn't say nothin' more she was so mad. "Won't you be the bridesmaid 7" said I. "No!" sez she, and she burstcd rite out cryin'. "Well, then," sez I , "if you won't be bridesmaid, will you be the bride: She looked up at mo I swan to man I never seed anjthiu so awful pooty! I took rite holt of her hand. "Yes or no," sez I, "right oT." "Yes," sez she. " Th a' t your sort," sez 1, and give her a bu?s and a hug. I soon fixed mallcr3 with tho Squire. We soon hitched traces to trot in double harness for life, and I never had cause to repent my bargain. Odd Way of " Raising tho "wind." The Charleston (S. C) Courier, of a recent date, saj3: Two or three days ago a female living in the western portion of the city called upon a lady residing in Rutlcdge avenue, who has always taken an active interest in charitable objects, and appealed to her for assistance. The applicant appeared overwhelmed with grief, and ptatcd that her husband, who had been a Confederate soldier, died the night previous from an attack of typhoid fever, and that she had not a dollar left for his burial. The kind hearted lady listened to the appeal, and taking the name and residence of the un fortunate widow, told her to ga and order a coffin, while she would endeavor to col lect some funds for her relief. The lady immediately started on her errand of charity, and after spending the most of tho morning in walking through the sun, visiting and relating the case of distress, succeeded in raising between seventy and eighty dollars. She then vis ited the house of mourning, and was shown into a darkened room, where the corpse of the disease wa3 laid out in a cof fin prepared for burial. After extending her sympathies and endeavoring to con sole the distressed widow, she took her departure, but had not gone far when she missed her handkerchief, and remembered leaving it in the room just left. She im mediately returned and eutercd without notice. II cr astonishment may bo better imagined than described, on seeing the deceased sitting erect in the coffin, wrap ped in his shroud, counting the money contributed for hia burial. Tho sequel need not be told. It was afterward as eeitained that 'the pretonded deceased was a carpenter, and had made his own coif: a. IJIcstcr Clymcr wasn't ele'eted. TEE PARSIMONIOUS CLERK. "Weston," said Mr. Dayton, to one of ' V lI)CJ were alone in the spa- u" "ut niiuK vou ure.3 suLicieut v . V ,C "J 1U ,ua"B s,lu,u; 'rL'F Uush "ffusc? the, check 0f the ' .l0 ' JUU In 5P"C 01 s. enacavors ITCH- uu may lti hit iuri.1 -u ". - " ' : r ; iLa icjiya, wuu amortiued ar. but with tint proud independence of feeling of I whl.c f.Prty had not been able to dl parsimonious fellows. llr. Dayton was a man of immenrc wealth, lie was a widower, and had hnt ine ck' a tauS'ltcr w'10 Tras the pride of his declining v'ears. She was as "ood 1 1 , .. ,. , - p. as an anccl. and as beauti nl n.i tinn, . bh5 as "P la r tastes and appear "C; Sch 1Laara DaJt.oa whct caton May first became an inmate o when of tonuc3 never gave utterance to what their hearts felt, yet the language of their cyc3 was too plain to be mistaken. Wes ton was the very soul of henor, and al though he prcccivcd with pleasure that he was not distasteful to her, still he felt he must conquer the passion which glow ed in his heart. "I must not win her heart," he said to himself. "I am penniless, and her fath er would never consent to our union." Thus he reasoned, and lhu3 he manfully endeavored to subdue what he consider ed an ill-fated passion. Laura had many suiters and some who were worthy of her, ,'but she refused all their overtures with decision, yet gentle firmness. Ilcr lather wondered at her conduct but would net strive to alter her inclina tion. He was in the decline of life, and watched to see her happily settled ere he departed from this world. It was not long before hs surmised that young Wes ton -was the cause of her indifference to others. The pleasure which she took in hearing him praised, the blush which mantled her face when their eyes met, served to convince the old gentleman that they took more than common interest in each other. lie forcborc to make any re marks upon the subject, and was not so much displeased at the thought as Wcsto:i had imagined he would be. Weston May had been three years in his employ. Mr. Day ten knew nothing of his family; but his strict integrity, good morab, and pleasing manner con spired to make him esteem him highly. Ho wished him to dress as well as others, and had often wondered at the scantiness of his wardrobe ; for although Weston dressed with the most scrupulous regard to neatness, his clothes were almost thread bare, which Mr. Daytoa thought proceed ed from a niggardly disposition, and ac cordingly addressed him xipon the sub ject as before related. Soon after this conversation Mr. Dayton left home on business. As he was riding through a pretty vil lage he alighted at the door of a cottage and requested a drink of water The mistress, with an case and politeness which told that she had not always been the humble cottager, invited him to enter. He complied, and a scene of poverty and neatness met his gaze which he had ne ver before witnessed. The furniture, consisting of nothing more than what wa necessary, was so clean and neat that it cast an air of comfort all around. A ven erable old man sat by the window with his staff in his hand. His clothes wore whole, but so patched that they seemed a counterpart of Joseph's coat of many col ors. "This i? your father, I presume," said he, addressing her. "It h, sir." "He pccms quite aged." "He is in his eighty-third year, and survived all h13 children but myself." "Have you always resided here?" "No, sir ; my husband was ouco weal thy, but endorsing ruined him, and wc are reduced to this state. He soon after died, and two of my children followed him." "Have you any children living?" "One, sir, who is my only support. My own health is to feeble that I cannot do much, and father, blind and deaf, nccd.s a good deal of attention. My son will not tell me how much his salary is, but I am sure ho send me all of it." "Then he is not at home?" "No, sir; ho is a clerk in Ncw'York." "Indeed! Pray what is hii name?" "Weston May." "Weston May! Is it possible. Why he 13 my clerk. I left him in chargo of my store only two weeks ago." Explanation followed, and Mr. Dayton soon left, proposiug to call some other time. "Noble fellow," said he, mentally, as ho was riding slowly along, ruminating upon the call. "Noble fellow. 1 believe ho loves my girl, and he may have her and part of my money too. lct me sec," NO. 3!. here he fell into thinking, and by tho time he reached homo formed a plan which he determined to execute. How it terminated we shall see. Full of his new plan, he entered the breakfast room vhcre Laura was awaiting his appear ance. "So Weston is going to England " said he, carelessly. "SirTeaid Laura, dropping her coffee firm CrvTr l."1 1 . 0 ; r JiU6 fcU -r-ug.anar' "To be sure ; what of it, my child 7" "Nothing only I we shall be rath- cr lonesome," replied she, vainly endean-- oring to repress her tears. "Come, come, Laura, tell mc, do yen love Weston ? You never deceived mc ; don't do it now." "lie; well, I I love him most sincere ly." "I thcucht so! I thought so." rprdfl he, as he lefc the room. "Heston,"said he, as he entered his store, "you expect to go into the country shortly, do you?" -les, sir, m abojit Jour weeks." "If it would not be inconvenient. T wish you would defer it a few weeks long er." said Mr. Davton. "I will, sir, with rkamrc. if it woahl oblige you. "It would oohce me crrcatlv. for Lan- m 1- -j f ra is to Lc married -in about six xrpp'kz' and I wish you to attend the wedding," "Jaura married V said U c3ton, start ing, as if shot. "Laura married I" "To be sure. What ails the boy?" "Nothing, sir, onlv it was rather sml den and unexpected." "it is rather sudden, but I am an obi man and wish to sec her have a protect or before I die. I am glad yoa can stay to the weeding." "Indeed, sir, I cannot stay," said Wes ton, forgetting what he had just said. "You cannot! Why vou iust said that you would." "lea sir ; but my business reauires nr presence, and I must go." "Lut you said you would with pleas ure." "Command mc in anvthin? else, sir i but in this I cannot oblige." "Weston, tell mc frankly, do vou lov my girl?" ."1 do, sir." "Will you rrivc me your mother for' her? Mr. Davton sreke earnestly. "My mother! what do you know of her?" Mr. Dayton repeated the incident al ready related, and in conclusion said : "And now, my boy, I have written to your mother and offered myself, and ?her has accepted; what have you to say?" "Then I am the happiest fellow 01 cnrth.aad proud to callyou father," replied Weston. A few weeks after a double wedding took place at Mr. Dayton's mansion, and scon after a sign went over a certain store, bearing the inscription ofDayton & Com pany. lounr-men, you may learn from this that it is not fine clothes that would wia for you the cstccn cf those around you. A Lcrg-Earcd Scholar. Mr. W. is one of the most popular ar tists and teachers of drawing. The other morninc:, while busily at work, lie wa in terrupted by a rough looking cutormer. " Je you iM r. ., the painter? " I am, sir." " You 'teach crcetcrs to draw. I be lieve." " Yes sir," replied the artist, who fan cied his visitor some wealthy old father; " do you wish your daughter to take few lessons?" " No sir, not my darter." " Your son, perhaps." " No, not my son, neither." " Who then, sir? notourself, Ihope." "No, not myself; but somebody a dcrned sight more difficult. A four-year old mule I bought t'other dav. Learn him to draw, and dcrn me if I don't out with the pewter, and give yon the biggest hundred dollars you ever seed." The countryman went down stairs with a hop, skip and jump, closely followed by an old pair of boots, a meerschaum pipe, and sundry other moveables. , The Presbytery of Newton met in flier Church of Lower Mt. Dethcl, on Tues day, Oct. 2d. Rev. Gcrshom Goble was chosen Moderator, and Rev. Mr. Darrett, Clerk. Rev. G. C. Rush applied for ani obtained a dissolution of the Pastoral re- lation between himself and the church of Ilackcttstown, and he was dismissed to tho 2d Presbytery of Philadelphia. Rev. Mr. Rciley applied for a dissolution of tho same relation between himself and tha church of Ulairstown, and admission to the Presbytery of Louisiana. The com missioners for the 1st church of Delvidere, (obtained leave to prosecute the call ro jceutly made for Rev. David Tully, upon the Presbytery of Albany. Next stated mcetiug was appointed at Stroudsburj Pa. JJclvidcre InttUijenccr. .. One hundred years ago thcro were la all America, only two Methodist. Philip Embury and Durban Ick. They wcro tho founders of Methodism in this coun try. In the lapse of a century what a change! There arc now tweuty bishops, . .,.A.,iiin flinnsinil minict.ira trrontv. 'seven thousand local preacher?, Snnday school teacners, etc., two minion commu nicants, nineteen thousand churches, two hundred colleges and academics, and twen ty book stores. These figures how to (hat a mighty power Methodism hi grown iu a hundred yerrs. 1 i : 'I : V a"1I S