The Jeffersonian. (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, July 19, 1866, Image 1

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VOL.25.
STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., JULY 19, I860.
NO. 18.
Published by Theodore Schoeli.
TKJM-T o dollars a year in advance and if no
raid before the end of the yeaj, two dollars and fitly
ets. will be c harged.
No piper discontinued until all arrcatages are paid,
except at the option cf I he Editor.
jrjp.v Ivertiseuieiits of one square of (eight lmesi or
fss, one or three insertions $ 1 50. Earli additional
insertion, 59 cents. Longer ones in propoition.
JOD FEIXSTIXG,
OF ALL KINDS,
fxecutcd In the highest Myle of the Atl.andonthe
nioyt leajonHtile terms.
TREMEX001S EXCITE Jl EXT !
Deatli to High Prices!
Up Town in a Blaze !
METZGAR &- STORM, respectfully in
form the public that the days of imposition
prices have gone by in Stroudsburg, for the
proof of which they invite their friends, from
both town and county, to call at their new
Store, on Elizabeth Street, in Stroudsburg,
one door below the Indian Queen Hotel, ex
amine their goods and learn how low ihey
cell them.
We have DRY GOODS in almost endless
variety,
Cloths, Cashmeres and Ycstings,
Calicoes, Detains and Mucins,
Trimmings and Notions,
and everything in that line.
We have GROCERIES and PROVIS
IONS, SUGARS, COFFEES, TEAS,
SPICES, FISH, PORK,
and a full assortment in that line.
We have Crockery Ware, Wooden Ware,
Willow Ware, Hardicarc, a general assort
ment. TOBACCO of all kinds,
BOOTS AND SHOES, and in fact al
most everything that can Le called for in a
Call and see for yourselves. We take !
pleasure in showing goods without price, !
knd can sell von calicoes from l'Jl cents to i
-, C;-ntS ner vard. and evervthm-else nro- !
i j j y o .
portionately low
ue feci duly thankful for the many evi
dencos ot alre-riy received appreciation of
our eirorts to knock down war prices, and
can assure the public that there is still room
for a few more evidences of ihe same sort.
Don't forget the place and give us a call.
J. P. METZGAR,
JEROME STORM.
March 20, 1SGG.
CHEAP GOODS,
AI1E NOW OFFERED JY A
XEVr FIRM,
S)IiLCY k WALTON,
(MUrCESSOR.S TO R. S. ST PLUS.)
The subscribers would hereby inform
tlicir friends and the public generally,
that they have recently purchased the
entire stock of II. S. Staples, and asso
ciated themselves together as co partners
under the name of
SMILEY ii- WALT OX,
for the purpose of carrying on the Mer
cantile trade in all its brances, at the well
known stand lately occupied by 11. S.
Htatlfs. We have already added to our
former stock a fresh supply of
FAXCY DRESS GOODS, SPRTXG
STYLES.
Our goods were bought Iot, since the
late decline in prices, and our customers
shall have the benefit of it.
Wc also keep a full assortment of choice
Family roccri!s
Ilouix unci Slif,
Crockeij' V:irc,
Wooden Ware,
In short, we mean to keep every thiug
that constitute a first clsss country store.
Our purpose shall be to endeavor to give
perfect satisfaction to all who favcr us
-with their patronage. Come and see us.
MORRIS SMILEY.
JOS. T. WALTON.
Stroudsburg, Fa., March 22, 1SCG.
Cabiuct 3Iakcr9 Viulertak
ing, &t.9 &c.
Is Prepared uitb a Large Stoek of
CABINET; WARE
rpO MEET ALL demands upon him, or
1 will manufacture to order anything in
his line, in the latc&t styles to suit the taste
of customers.
All work made of the best material and
warranted.
He is also prepared, with material and
fixtures, to attend to the business of
UXDERTAKIXG
n a manner that cannot fail to prove satis
factory to all who favor him with patron
age. Prices moderate.
Shop and Ware-Room on the corner of
Sarah and SimpBon Sts.,
April 5, 1860. STROUDSBURG, PA.
Greatest Cough Medicine
IX THE WORLD,
iiollisui:ad'S
COMPOUND SYRUP OF
Tarr Vifd k) and Hoarhound,
For tlie cure ff Coughs, Colds, Whooping
Cough, Croup, Sore Throat, llone
ness, Asthma, Injlamation of the
Lungs, &C, &c.
Pain in the Side and Breast, Bronchitis,
Shortness of Breath, and all diseases tend
ing to Pulmonary Consumption.
Prepared and sold by
W. IIOLLINSHEAD, Druggist,
Stroudsburg, Pa.
PRICE 35 cts per Bottle. ,
March 32, 16G6. 3m.
Delaware, Lackawanna & Weslern
RAIL ROAD.
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CONNECTIONS Westward.
The MORNING TRAIN from New York
r ivr;""i -.fiirvi' -.I .i 5 years, call at McCARTl S, he would es
s at MAN UnivA CliuN'v with the J-n . hi i i
i)i;ii i ,- . ! pecial y invite all who ore good judges ot
aving Philadelphia (Kensington De- U - i . .i U Ti n
- n i r - . t. i ... , Music to come and test them. lie will sell
Conner!
train lea
i put) at 7 "0 a. in., and Greaf Bend wilh the
through Mail Train on the Erie Railway.
with sleeping car attached, stopping at ail
the principal stations on that road, and arri
ving at B:f7u!o atO 10 a. rr..
The Ew oiling Train from New York con-
i nects nt Mar.'.inka Chunlc with t ho train lea
j ving Philadelphia (Kensing Depot) at 3 30
P- m? arr5y."a! ?5rar'lt,n al here it;
,rcnrMn3 ini iu.j next rnornjn when it
cdKe arriving at Great Bend at 12 oo p. m.,
?"nr,ecl,n - ll,e dai' Express cn
the
j Erie Railway.
The Morning Train from Great Bend con
nects there with the Cincinnati Express on
the Erie Railway from the West; at Manun-'
ka Chunk with a train for Philadeldhia and
I intermediate htations, urriving in Philadcl
, plii .i at 6.S0 p. m.; and at New Hampton
j with a train for Euston, Bethlehem, Allen
j town, Reading and Ilarrisburg, arriving at
I Ilarrisburg at S..O p. m.
j The Everting Train from Great Corfdcon
j nects there with the New York Express on
' the Erie Railway from the West ; at Manun
j ka Chunk w jlh a train which runs to Belvi
j dere, where it lies over until 6 o'clock the
! next morning and at New ILimpton with an
Express Train for Easton, Bethlehem, Al
Icntown, Reading and Ilarrisburg.
At Scrantnn, connections are made with
trains on the Lackawanna and Blnom&burg
Railroad to and from Pitlstnn, Kingston,
Wilkesbarre, Berwick, Bloomsbarg, Danville f
Northumberland, Ilarri?hurg and interme
diate stations, and with trains on the l)da
warc and Hudson Railroad to and from Car
bondale and intermediate stations.
WATTS COOKE, Superintendent.
II. A. JJESRY, General Ticket Agent.
TEHIHBLK EXflTDIEXT ! ! !
13 0 ft
Stroudslbnnr !
ALL ABOARD FOR THE
I i
r with iirui
n
'- VA
liL SI
MESSRS. DETRICK & WILLIAMS
have opened a New Stora for the sale of
DRUGS,
JIEDICJXES,
VA TGUES,
CLOCKS,
and JEWELRY,
jon Main-street, in Stroudur-r, next door to,
the largest and best assortment of j
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Drugs, Paints,
Oils, Varnishes, Glass, Sash, Doors,
Blinds, brushes of all hinds. Per
fumery, Sjices and Station
ery, ever ojj'cred for sale
in this County.
Call and Ie Convinced.
1st. That we have the largest and best as
sortment of choice good a in the market.
2d. We have all NEW GOODS.
3d. We are determined to piease all who
favor us with thrir patronage.
4th. We will sell lower than any other
house in the Boroagh.
Country' Merchants and Physicians orders
will be filled at the lowest wholesale prices.
Please call before purchasing elsewhere.
NO CHARGE FOR SHOWING GOODS.
Q3- Particular attention paid to the re
pairing of Watches, Clocks and Jewelry, &.C.,
and ail work warranted.
C. S. DETKICK,
P. S. WILLIAMS.
Stroudsburg, May 10, 1600.
JAS. F. MAXWELL,
MANUFACTURER OF
Fire and Water Proof Composition
GRAVEL HOOFS,
STROUDSBURG, PENN'A.,
RERPECTFULLY calls the attention of
persons about to build, not to fail in a-
dop'ing our well-known mode of Roofing
which is now principally used on almost all
first. rlass buildinrrs throughout the United
States. Our Roofs have all the combined
advantages of cheapness and durability. Be
ing perfectly air-tight, there is none so cool
insummor nor so warm in winter. They
are aUo perfectly fire and water proof, and
warranted to stand good at least for twenty
five years. Besides, they are put on at al
most half the cost of either tin, slate or thin
g'.ps. Persons having old tin, slate or shin
gle Roofs leaking badly, can have them re
paired and made fully as good as new, with
out taking off any of the old Roofs. -
Address Box No. 3, Post-Oflice,
April 5, 160. STROUDSBURG, PA.
nil oTnn
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ii in titi mm
ML H UIU
'Furniture ! Furniture !
McCarly's flew Furniture Store
DREIIER'S NEW BUILDING, two
doors below the Post-office, Strouds
burg, Pa. lie is selling his Furniture 10
ipcr cent. less than Easton or Washington
prices, to say nothing about freight or breakage-
May 17, 18G6.-tf.
IP YOU WANT A BEAUTIFUL SUIT
of Enameled Furuiiure in Colors, just
stop into
I May 17,
McCARTY'S.
lSGG.-lf.
I F YOU WANT A GOODPARLOR
9 Suit in Rose, Mahogany or Walnut,
McCARTY has it. May 17, l&GG-tf.
iTMVivn nnriM rnnViTnnr : iVf
nut, Oak and White Ash, Extension
Tables, any size you wish, at McCARTY'S
new Ware-Rooms. ' May 17, lS6G.-tf.
L !
POMJIOX CHAIRS of all kinds, Cane,
Flair and Wood Seats: Dininrr. Bar-
Room and Office Chairs, with or without
Cushions, Rocking-Chairs of every descrip
tion at McCARTY'S Ware-Rooms.
May 17, lSGG.-tf.
R
OSE AND GILT FRAMES made to
order. A line lot ot Uval r ram-s on
hand J. II. McCARTY.
May 17, ieCC.-tf.
IF YOU WANT A GOOD MELODEON,
J. from one of the best makers in the Uni
ted States, solid Rosewood Case, warranted
you from any maker you wish, 810 loss than
those who sell on commission. The reason
is he buys for cash and sells for the same,
with less than one-half the usual per centage
that agents want. J. II. McCARTV.
May 17, I5GG.-tf.
T T N DERTAKING IN ALL ITS BRAN
J chea
Particular attention will be given to this
branch cf the subscriber's business. He will
always study . to please and consult the
wants end wishes of those whtmploy him.
From the number of years experience he has
had in this branch of business he cannot and
will not not be excelled cither in city or
country. Prices one-third less than is usual
ly charged, from .0 to to linishe& Lomns al
ways on hand. Trimmings to suit the best
Hearse in the country. Funerals attended
at one hour's notice. J. II. McCARTY.
May 17, lSG6.-tf.
Saddle and Harness
Manufactory.
The undersigned respectfully informs
the citizens cf Stroudsburg, aud: surroun
ding country, that he has commenced the
above business in Fowler's building, on
Elizabeth street, and is fully prepareJ to
furnish anv article in his line of business,
at short notice. On hand at all times, a
large stock of
Harness, Vr'htps, Trun7;s, Yuh'ccs, Car
jict Eafja, Ilorac-Blanhcts, Bells f
Skates, Oil Cloths, dc.
Carriage Trimminz promptly attended
to. . JOHN O. SAYLOll.
Stroudsburg, Dec. 14, 180").
Gothic
Hall Drug Store.
Whulcsaic and Retail Druggist.
STROUDSBURG, Pa.
Constantly on band and for
.nln .V.A.. 4'.-.- r t rif rt 1. enn
f-i& ply of Drugs, Medicines, Paints,
Oil, Glass, Putty, Varnish, Ker
osene Oil, Perfumery and Fancy Goods;
also
Sash, blind and Boors.
Pure W ud Liquors for Medicinal
S. Physicians Prescriptions care-
ri'i rnncr
fully compounded.
Stroudsburg, July 7, 1SGL
TIN SHOP!
The undersigned begs leave to inform his
friends and the public generally, that he has
now opened a 77Ar SHOP, on Main street,
near the Stroudsburg M ills, opposite Iroch
& Walton's, formerly R. S. Staples' Store,
where he is prepared to manufacture and
sell at wholesale and retail, all kinds of
Tin, Copper and Sheet Iron-Ware.
ALSO,
Stores Stove Pipe and Elbows.
Old and second hand Stoves bought and
sold, al cash rates.
CASH paid for Old Lead, Copper and
Brass.
07"" Roofing, Spouting and Repairing
promptly attended to and warranted to give
satisfaction. Call and see for yourselves.
WILLIAM REISER.
Stroudsburg, Dec. 8, 18G5.
LOOK THIS WAY !
READ ! READ !
Chas. Schaefer & Co.
FRENCH & GERMAN
STEAM DYI.Mi ESTABLISHMENT.
EASTON. PENN'A.
T757i''l y Woolen,
Silk and Uottcn
ri g
Goods of Every Description, in any
.Color desired
Orders can be left with Sontheimer
Herrman, STROUDSBURG, Pa
June 21, lSGG.-lyr.
GOVERNMENT AGENT,
FOR THE COLLECTION OF
PENSIONS, BACK PAY, & BOUNTY.
07" No charge unless successful. Office
with S. C. Bm.NET, Iq.
June 14, 16G0.-3t.
BLANK LEASES
For Sale at this Office,
LINES.
Suggested on reading an eulogistic poem
on Jeff. Davis, from the Charleston
Aeic.
(TCNE : YANf ilE DOODLE.)
BY A. B. BURRELL.
The cause is dead for which you bled
And you had better own it,
You better smother up the fire
Lamenting you had sown it;
For Uncle Sam is bound to rule
From pulf to lakes and oceans,
And you must acquiesce to him
In spite of conflict notions.
Of martyred men, with Southern pen,
'T were better not to mention,
Own up the wrong and pitch your song
Above this mad contention;
For Uncle Sam will have his way '
And you can but knock under,
Though on the errors of the past
You still persist to blunder.
Say not you love the ills of war
To rid you from oppression,
The world will sigh to hear you lie
But pity with confession,
And Uncle Sam, too gracious yet,
Forbearance may o'erpower
And then, beware! to you and yours
Will come the darkest hour.
Oh not a word then let be heard
(Since Dixon now is broken)
Eulogizing Davis, Lee,
Such stuff must not be spoken ;
The cause a failure, they the same,
Dig deep the whole together,
Build up the new, tuild up the true
The Union live forever.
Del. Water Gap, July 14, 1500.
THE SIOUX SUN DANCE.
BARBARIOUS and horrible rites.
Maior-General Curtis, in a letter, thus
describes this sickening procedure :
"1-ort Sully, June 2, 1SG6. The
whole of the three thousand Sioux camp
ed about us gave mc early information of
their design to have their annual sun
dance at this time and place, the season
of the year, the trees in full leaf, havinrr
now arrived; and they wished to inform
Col. Recor, the commander of the sol
diers, that however boisterous their de
n onstrations might be, they would all be
peaceful and of a pious character.
"On yesterday, June 1, the dancing
was delayed at interval to allow tortures
to be inflicted. Two or three men stood
over the devotee with needle and knife,
very quietly performing penance accord
ing to the customs of all these sacerdotal
rites, as follows :
. " First they cut the arm in several plac
es by striking an awl in the skin, raising
.it and cutting out about half an inch.
This is done on both arms, and sometimes
on the breast and back. Then wooden
setons (sticks about the thick ncss of a com
mon lead-pencil) are inserted through a
hole in the skin and flesh. Then cords
of ropes are attached to these sticks by
one end, and to the pole at the other end,
the victim pulling on the ropes till the
seton sticks tear out the flesh and skin.
I saw one with two setons thus attached
to his breast, pulling till it seemed to
draw the tkin out three inches, and lit
erally requiring nearly his whole might
to tear out the seton. One painted black
had four ropes attached at once. The
pulling out is done in the dance, the pul
ling carried on in the time of the music
by jerk, jerk, jerk, and the eye, headland
front all facing the sua in the form of
supplication. One had four setons at
tacLed to four dry buffalo head bones.
"These were all strung and suspended
to his flesh by ropes that raised each head
sonic three feet off the ground, lie
danced hard to tear them out, but they
would not break the skin. One came off
accidently, but it was again fastened. Fi
nally these heavy weights (each at least
twcntvrlive pounds weight), not tearing
out by their own weight and motion, the
devotee crave a comrade a horse to take
hold of the rope and tear out the setons
U hue these men were beiug thus tortur
ed, their female relations came in and had
pieces cut out of their arms, to show their
annreciation and valor, and devotion to
their kinsmen. Still, as soon as the vie
tim could be prepared, the music was re
newed, and the dismal dance went on ; the
victims' bodies now miuglcd with blood,
paint and seton3.
"There being several steamboats and
many soldiers here, a great crowd of spec
tators rather embarrassed the performers,
so they concluded the performance at
twelve o'clock, having only danced twenty-four
hours instead of forty-eight, as
they usually do. All the devotees 'gave
away all their ponies and other valuables
to tlicir friends, had their wounds care
fully dressed by attendant medicine men,
and sat down to an abundant feast of dog
soup and buffalo meat.
"So ended the most barbarous and
painful exhibition of savage' idolatry.
The picture is still deeply impressed on
my fcenses, but I cannot give half the
horror of the scene, either by pen or pen
cil." A Western paper strikes the name of
two subscribers from its list because they
were recently hung. The publisher says
he was compelled to be severe, because
lie did not know thero present address. -
A countryman wna was qnargeu wim
ten gallons of whiskey, which a grocer
put in an eight-gallon keg,said he "didn't
miud the money overcharged, so much as
ho did tho strain on the keg.
. i -1 1
Dogs and Drains.
When the war in Italy commenced, the
Zouaves embarked for Genoa; but as
they were going on board the ship they
saw a formal order forbidding the en
trance of all dogs upon the vessel. -As
they were very much attached to their
dogs they were stricken with grief. It
was not easy to deceive the sharp look-out
kept by the intendant, for every soldier,
advanced along the narrow gangway one
by one, as their names were called. Ne
cessity is the mother of invention. The
drunimers unscrewed their drums and
the best dogs of the regiment were con
cealed in the drums, which were screwed
up again. When regiments embark, no
music is played, cm this occasion the Col
onel determined there should be music
He ordered the trumpets and drums to
take the head of the column and to play
a lively tune. The faces of the drum
mers every one of whom had a dog in
his drum may be conceived ! The trum
pets sounded ; the drums were all silent.
The Colonel got angry and bawled to
know why the drums did not beat. There
was but one thing to do and that was to
beat. The moment the drums .began to
beat innumerable dogs began to howl and
bay, to the astonishment of everybody
but the Zouaves. Every body looked
right, left, backward forward no sign of
a dog anywhere : and yet, the more the
drummers beat, the more the dogs howl
ed. At last a spaniel fell out of a drum,
rolled over and over on the ground, got
up and took to his heels howling louder
than ever. Roars of laughter greeted the
explanation of the mysterious howls.
The atteudants ordered the drummers to
advance on board, one by one, and roll
the drum as he came. If a barking was
heard, the drums was unscrewed, and the
dog put ashore. Only one dog got on
board ; this was Touton, who kept quiet
through the rolling. It need not be said
the Third Zouaves adore Touton. He
made his entry into Paris, at their head,
a few days since. Paris Letter.
A Remarkable Case.
One of the most remarkable cases that
has ever come under the observation of
the medical fraternity, has just transpir
ed at the residence of a young man nam
ed Abriel, who resides in Albany, N. Y.
.Mr. A. is a returned soldier. He has
been home something less than a year.
When he came home he was suffering
from a minnie ball wound through the
fleshy part of the right arm. It became
so bad that the attending phyiscian talk
ed seriously ot amputation. Ihis worked
seriously on the mind of his young wife
(for he had but a short time previously
got married.) She cared for and dressed
the arm regularly, and paid every atten
tion to it, not wishing to see her husband
with only one arm. This was some eight
or nine mouths ago. Under the kindly
care of his wife, whose whole attention
was absorbed in the thought of a one-armed
husband, the wound got well, and the
arm was saved. Now for the sequel.
All this transpired eight or nine months
ago. me otner day tne wite ot mt.
Abriel jrave birth to a child who had one
well developed arm, but the other was a
stump, similar to the one with which the
poor wife s mind was impressed at the
time the surgeons were talking of takiug
off her husband's. Amptation could not
have produced a more beautiful stump,
and what is more, the scar of the bullet
hole, so visible on the father's arm, was
as visible on the child's arm, at the base
of the stump as if really inflicted by a
ball. This is the most remarkable case
of "child marked" ever known. It has
attracted the attention of leading physi
cians and surgeons. Tho child is a
healthy and beautiful one, prefect in every
respect, save the absence of the arm re
ferred to.
A family in LaCrosse, Wisconsin, have
been missingstove wood for several weeks
past. On the return of the head of the
family a few days since, the case was sta
ted, and Sunday night a very pretty strick
offuel was left with the others on the wood
pile. In the strick were 8 ounces of pow
der, for safe keeping. Monday the stick
was there, Tuesday the stick was there,
and the laugh was now gcttiug on the
man who fixed it. Wednesday morning
the stick was gone. Yf ednesday forenoon
an explosion was heard in a house near,
and a kitchen widow was spared no panes.
On going to the spot a sight was seen.
The stove had joined a piece conference.
A kettle of pork and cabbage shot up
through the roof like an arrow. A dish
of apples that was st3wing on the stove
gave the ceiling the appearance of the
map 01 Liauioima. j.. vu, ouu un
der the stove went through the window
as if after the devil or doctor, and has not
been seen or heard of since, but a smell
of burnt cat hair prevades that house
very thoroughly. A flat-iron was hoisted
into a pan of dough, a chair lost threee
legs, the wood-boi: looks sick, while the
roof of tho house looks like a busted applo
dumplinr. The occupant of the ruins,
says : "Such dunder never comos pe
fore, or I puys a lightcnin'rod."
A man in Philalelphia has been sued
for $25,000 for a breach of promise His
defense is and it ought to clear him.-
that ho was ready to marry her last win
ror hut she kent nutt'ins it off. and as
,v,l -r- r . - , .
gDQ wc,rrl13 285 pounds he prelers not
marry during the warm weather.
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j General Cass was estimated to bo worth
from four to five millions.
SOUTHERN CONVENTION.
ADDRESS TO LOYAL CITIZENS OF THE
SOUTH THE ISSUE TO BE MET THE
TERXICIOUS DOCTRINES OF STATE SOV
EREIGNTY TRUE SOUTHERNERS INVI
TED TO ASSEMBLE IN INDEPENDENCE
HALL.
Washington, July 11. The following-
is the call for a Convention of South
ern Unionists to be held in Independence
Hall, in the city of Philadelphia, on the
first Monday of September, 1SGG :
To the Loyal Unionist of the South :
Tho great issue is upon us. The majori
ty in Congress and its supporters firmly
declare that "the rights of the citizens
enumerated in the Constitutions and es
tablished by the supreme law must be
maintained inviolate."
Rebels aud Rebel sympathizers assert
that "the rights of the citizens must be
left to the States alone, and under such
regulations as the respective States choose
voluntarily to prescribe."
We have seen the doctrine of State Sov
ereignty carried out in its practical results
until all authority in Congress was de
nied, the Union temporarily destroyed,
the constitutional rights of the citizens of
the South nearly annihilated, and the
land desolated by civil war. The time
has come when the restructure of South
ern State Government must be laid on
constitutional principles, or the despot
ism grown up under an atrocious leader
ship be permitted to remain. We know
of no other plan . than that Congress, un
der its constitutional powers, shall now
exercise its authority to establish the prin
ciple whereby protection is made coex
tensive with citizenship.
We maintain that no State, cither by
its organic Iaw3 or legislation can make
transgression on the rights of the citizen
legitimate.
We demand, and ask you to concur In
demanding, protection to every citizen of
the great Republic, on thebasi3 of equal
ity before the law ; and, further, that no
State Government should be recognized
as legitimate under the Constitution co
far as it docs not, by its organic law,
make impartial protection full and com
plete. Under the doctrine of "State Sover
eignty," with Rebels in the foreground
controlling Southern Legislatures, and
embittered, by disappointment la their
schemes to destroy the Union, there will
be no Safety for the loyal element of the
j fcoutn. Uur reliance for protection is
I now in Congress, and the great Union
party that has stood and is now standing
by the nationality, by the constitutional
rights, and by the beneficent principles
of free government.
For the purpose of bringing the loyal
Unionists of the'"South into conjunctive
action with the true friends of Republi
can Government in the North, we invite
you to send delegates, in goodly nunibcj-3,
from all tho Southern States, including
Missouri, Kentucky, West Virginia. Ma
ryland and Delaware, to meet at Inde
pendence Hall, in the city of Philadel
phia, on the first Monday of September
next.
It is proposed that we should meet at
that time to recommend measures for the
establishment of such Government in (ho
South as accords with and protects the
rights of all citizens. Wc trust this call
will be responded to by a numerous dele
gation of such as represent the true loy
ality of the South. That aid of Govern
ment which gives full protection to all
the rights of the citizens, such as our fa
thers intended, wc claim as our birthright.
Either the lovers of Constitutional liber
ty must rule the nation, .or Rebels and
their sympathizers be permitted to mis
rule it.
Shall loyalty or disloyalty have tba
keeping of the destinies of the nation ?
Let the responses to this call, which is
now in circulation for signatures, and 13
being numerously signed, answer.
Notice is given that gentlemen at a dis
tance can have their names attached to
it by sending a request by letter," directed
to D. W. Bingham, Esq., Washington.
D. C.
W. D. Stokes, Tenn. ; James Fowler,
Tcnn. ; James Gettys, Tcnn.; C. 15- Sa
bin, Texas; Henry G. Cole, Georgia;
John R. Kelso, Mo.; Geo. W. Anderson,
Mo.; J. Hamilton, Texas; J. 31. Stew
art, Alexandria Va.;' Allen C. Harmon,
Va. ; J. W. Hunuicutt, Ya. ; Ruruham
Wardwell, Ya. ; Byrou Laflin, N. C. ;
George Reese, Ala. ; M. J. SafTold, Ala.;
Geo. Ys . Paschal, Texas ; Lorenzo Sher
wood, Texas; G. W. Ashburn, Georgia;
J. W. McCl urg, Mo, ; J. P. Reniamin.
Mo. ; John R. Troth, Fairfax C. 11. Ya.;
W. M. Rerkley, Ya. ; Lewis McKcnsic,
Ya. ; Juo. C. Underwood, Ya. ; Alex.
M. Davis, Ya.; D. R. Goodloe, N. C. ;
D. II. Dingham, Ala. ; J. II. Larcombc,
Ala.-
Washington, July 4th, 1SGG.
A Dutchman's temperance lecture : "I
shall tell you how it was. I put mino
hand on mine head, and there was vou
pig bain. Then I put mino hand on
mine poly and thero was anoder. Thero
vas very much bains in all mino pody.
Then I put mine hand in min3 pocket,
and there vas noting. So I jined init do
temperance. Now there vas no more bain
in mine head. The baius in mine pody
vas all gone away. I put mino baud in
mine pocket, and there, vas twenty dol
lars. S) I shall shtay mit the temperance."
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