Hi THE JEFFERSON 1' Btwtcb to politics, literature, Agriculture, &ttntl, Jttoratita, dixit Mineral Mdligeri'tX VOL. 24. STROUDSBTJRG, MONROE COUNTY, PA JULY 13, 1865; NO. I'9; """''M''""''""'''C''''"'''''"'''""' Published by Theodore Schoclu TRRt3 Two dollarsaycar in advance ami if no aid before the end of the yeaj, two dollars and fitly ts. will be charged. No piper discontinued until all arrearages are paid, bicep tat the option of the Editor. IOWlvcrtisemcuts of one square of (eight lines) or Jtt, one or three insertions $1 50. Each additional nertioR, 50 cents. Longer ones in proportion. JOB PRINTING, OF ALL KINDS, Ixeetted in the highest style of the Art, and ontlie most rcason-ible terms. Death of the C. & A. The following is popular in the army, nd will be recognized by many of the returning veterans : Died, near the Southsidc Railroad, on Sunday, April 9th 18G5, the Southern j be reasonably supposed that this prospec Concdcracy, aged four years. Conceiv,- live wealth by no means lessened the cd in sin, born in iniquity, nurtured by number of her adorers tyranny, died of a chronic attack of! Among those most ardent and nnrW Punch. U. S. Grant, attending physician; Abraham Lincoln undertaker j Jeff. Da- Vis, Chief mourner sriTAriiv Gentle stranger, drop a tear, The C. S. A., lies buried here ; In youth it lived and prospered well. But like Lucifer it fell Its body here, its soul well, E'n if I knew I wouldu't tell ; Rest, C. S. A., from every strife Your death is better than your life; And this one line shall "race vour crave. "Your death gave freedom to tho elavo." The movement in New York to com pel the butchers and speculators to lower the price of meats is quite a strong one. Miles O'Reilly contributes some verses on the subject. We cop- one of the three stanzas : "Pass the word along- the line, Let the butchers come lo grief! When wc breakfast, sup or dine, Let us shun the sight of beef! Let us be as flesh of swine Unto Israel's strict believers; And, till present rates decline, Let us all be Anti-bcefers !" "Hoisted by Her own Petard." Down in Center Street, the other uight, a stout woman of the Irish persuasion, who had just rolled a barrel of ale into her deh. sat down-on the head of it to get breath, and cool herself after the in tense physical exertion incident upon the deposit of the said barrel in the accustom ed comer. Though she had ceased work ing, the ale did not, and presently burst cut the head of the barrel, hoisting the old lady to the ceiling, demolishing her bottles and driuking utensils, and raising the old Nick generally. " The old lady picked herself up, and after looking for a moment at the ruin, wildly exclaimed, "Ah ! be Jabus, bad luck to the mon that put the torpedy ia the bar'l." Portland Advertiser. Pat and his Pig. A rolicking Hibernian of the light division iu the Peninsula, was trudging nlotig the road with a pig tied to a string behiud him, when, as bad luck would have it, he was overtaken by Gen. Can ford. The salutiou, as may be supposed, was not the most cordial. "Where did you steal that pig, you plundering ras cal ?" "What pig, General ?" exclaimed Paddy, turning rouu8 with the most inno cent surprise. "Why, that pig you hare behind you, you villain." , "Well, then, Iprotest, General," rejoined Paddy, noth ing abashed, and turning round to his four-footed companion, as if he had nev er seeu him before, "it is seandlous to think what a wicked world we live in, and how ready folks are to take away an honest boy's character. . Some blackguard wanting to get me into trouble, has tied that baste to my cartouch box." The General smiled and rode on. Proved It We once knew a man who on his rc tara from public meeting, burst'opon his door in his rage, upset his children, kick "i his dog, hurled his hat beind the grate, nd paced the room back and forth like a chafed tiger. "What is the matter, my dear ?" asked his wondering wife. "Matter !" roared the angry husband, "matter euough. Neighbor B has publicly called me a liar." "0, oever mind that, my dear," replied Uie good woman affectiouately, - "he can't prove it, and nobody will believe him." "Prove it I" replied the mad man, &ore furiously than before, "he did prove it. He brought witnesses aud proved it on the spot !" In Franklin, Pa., there was a well. which numnnd one hundred barrels of petroleum a day. The proprietors were, 1 after much persuasion, indu'eed to part with it for SG0,000, when they at once departed for other fields of usefulness. When the new owners took posession they lotrnd a pipe leading from the tank to a plug in the well, so that wheu the engine started the oil ran from the tank kito the well, and pumped theuce into fne tank again, thus keeping up an inexhaustsblc supply. A bnld fhiflf fitonned a train on the ! Peru and Indianapolis railroad, the other j night, by pulling the engineer's signal net . and whi p, pvp.rvhndv was trvmg to uuu: out wnv tnp. train naa STOuueu. me wfe in the express car was taken out. It contained"- $22,000, and neither money cor thief nave bceni heard from siqceY COURTING TTtfDEB DIFFICULTIES. BY CLARA AUGUSTA. Kate Blake was the onlv daup-hfor nf Jacob Blake, the old mr nf IVw iJrook. She was more than commonly pretty and her frank, engaging manners enhan ced the charms of golden hair, pearly skin, and eyes like the blue skies of sum mer. At her father's dnnrti sh ; be heiress to the nice little sum of seven- -j IUUU2UUU uoiKtrs, ana tnougn men gen j erally profess not to be influenced by pe- fir t ini1Pnn J.ll 1.1 V , wumuijr ujuuura in anairs ox love, it is to i most sincere, was Will Dartmouth, a rat- ue-orainea young carpenter, with a heart ""o1 "'a purse, ana very lnVAM i I " - , little uiougnt, or care, lor consequences. Fortunately, old Jacob never suspected the partiality of his daughter for Will ; he would have put her on bread and wa ter before he would have consented to the slightest degree of intimacy with Will Dartmouth. Jacob Blake was not in favor of mar riage. TllOSC who knp.w his (irciimcfnn. ces were not surprised at this, for, to use a phrase more expressive than elegant, .Mrs. Blake was a Tartar, with temper enough for two Tartars. Old Jacob had to "walk Spanish" for the mot part, or suffer the consequen ces, which usually descended on his head iu lucsuaucoi any uonicstic uiensu wnicii ,1.T C .1 i i 1 happened to be lying around handy. A maiden sister of 3Jr. Blake resided in the family, whose principal business seemed to be to act as a sort of echo to her brother aud his wife. Whatever they thought, she thought, too. She regarded it as a primary sin for Katie to associate with the young men. and this doctrine was perseveringly drill ed into her niece, who, though she never dissented, had her own ideas on the sub ject. One day Mr. Blake and his wife went to Dcdham, to attend a fair, and Miss Peggy being absent at a friend's, Katie was left alone. Will Dartmouth in some way learned the coudition of affairs, and early in the. afternoon he came over to keep Katie's company. As her pareuts were not expected home uutil the ncxtday,and Peggy not until late in the evening, Will felt perfectly secure in stopping awhile after supper; and he and Katie were having a jolly time popping corn in the old-fashioned frying-pan, over the huge wood fire, when there was the sound of voices at the door. "Good gracious !" cried Katie, turning white with alarm, "that's Aunt Peggy Oh, Will, what shall we do ! She will scold me to death , and father will be fu rious. Get under the lounge, quick ! Oh, Will, do. for my sake !" Will could not withstand the pleading in Katie's c'es, and deposited himself in the designated place. Katie put out the light, and darting into an adjacent bedroom, in a moment was apparently sound asleep. Peggy's voice was heard spcaking'soft ly in the entry. "Be careful, Mr. Pike. There's a loose board there. I don't want to disturb my niece. Softly ; it may creak." "Peggy, dear, where arc you?" respon ded the squealing voice of Esquire Pike, the widower of a year. "I can't tell which way you've gone." "There, Daniel I be easy. Good heav ings ! Daniel Pike ! Well, I never !" and a report burst on the air like uncork ing a champagne bottle. "Oh, my!" cried Aunt Peggy, "what would brother Jacob say? I declare, I hain't been kissed by a man sense " "Let Jake mind his own business !" retorted the Squire. "You and I can take care of ours without his help ;" and there followed a report similar to the first, only more of it. "Do be quiet, Daniel, and let me get a light. Set right down there, afore the fire, and make yourself at home." A light was soon procured, Peggy di vested herself of her wrappings, and blushing like a girl in her teens, sat down opposite the Squire. "It's a fine evening," said Peggy, by way of opening the conversation. "Very," replied the Squire, drawing his chair close to hers, and laying his arm over the back. "Oh, good gracious ! Daniel, don t set i quite so nigh to me. I that is, 1 don t consider it strictly properous. Mercy ! what was that?" Both listened'attentively. 'It was the wind rattling the window, 1 guess," said the Squire. "Don't you j go to getting so narvous, Peggy." , i thought it was Katie waking up.- And if she should, I never should hear the last of it." "Hark ! There is a noise I " "ftrnmous airth ! it's bells. It's Jake and marm coming back ! What shall I; do ? We re done for ! Oh, Squire, 'tamt. rHit for us to be nothing to one tother ?, i Do help me ! What shall I do " "Tell me where to go, i'eggy i say the word ! I'll go any wheres, lor your sake, if it's up the chimney I" . "Under the lounge, quick ! . It s wide, 1 111 I anu win nom you weu uu uciaj u mi inute ! The Squire obeyed, but the space was already so well filled that it was with dif Sculty he could' squeeze himself into so j small a compass, And just as he had succeeded, Mr. Blake and his wife enter ed the room, floundering along in the dark, for Peggy had deemed it best to ex tinguish the light. 'Jake made for the lire, which still glowed red with coals, stumblp.d nvnr ?i cricket, and fell headlong against Peo-p-v. who was standing bolt upright, trying to collect her scattered senses 'The deuce ;" cried Jake, "Look out there, old woman, or you'll be down over me. it s dark as a pocket here, and I've ion over the rocking cheer, or the churn. 1 can't tell which. Hullo ! what's that?" reaching out his hand to feel for his situ ation, and coming in contact with the nearaea lace ot the Hauire. 'Kv P.orrw its got whiskers ! Pes ! Pes ! where are you ? and where's Kate ? and what's comparisons betray his habits of close ob this ?" servation. He dresses in a careless but The Souire did not relish fbn finnTf made on his hirsute aonendan-es. nnd bv way of retaliation he gave a series of vi"- orous kicks, which hit Will Dartmouth m the region of the stomach, and stirred his bile. "Look here, old chap !" exclaimed he; 'Tm perfectly willing to share my quar- tnyo ,.,!fV. : Ui.U ! it ; but you'd better not undertake to oitca tne smallest ia the army. For sev play that again." era' months past he has been living in a "Hevings !" ejaculated Peggy ; "whose voice is that?" "Who in the deuce is here? that's what I want to know " nnVd Xil-i stnio-. no Tnr nn ,trvflrrl,f tnpi tiAn flT-Ti,llf t who's fell down over my legs ?" "I'll let von knnwr who's dnwn nnH who's up !" said the voice of Mrs. Blake: ... j ,i. . ii i , ana me oia iaay cramoiea up, only logo instantly down again over a chair. "Jake, where are you ? Git up this instant, and git a light, or I'll shake your breath out, when 1 git on my feet again Jake started to obey, and lust then the Tige, the watch dog, who, hearing uproar, had managed to break lbose from his chain, rushed upon the scene, and set up his best bow-wow. The Squire had a mortal horror of dogs, and neither fear nor love was strong e nough to keep him quiescent now. He sprang to his feet with a yell ; Will fol lowed. Katie, full of alarm for her lov er, hopped out of bed, and appeared with a flaming tallow dip. Peggy flung her arms around the Squire's neck, with a cry of terror, and Jake was silent with a mazement. Mrs. Blake was the only one who possessed her wits. She seized the corn-popper, and laid about her with vig or. Her aim was not always correct, and, in consequence, she smashed the looking glass into a thousand fragments, and knocked down the clock from its shelf, and demolished two bowls and a pitcher that were quietly reposing on the mantel. The Squire broke from Peggy's em brace, and dashed out of the wiudow. Will followed him, and Mrs. Blake would have pursued by the same outlet,-but she was a little too large to get through with ease. A dreadful council was holden ; Jake stormed, and Mrs. Blake threatened; and at last both Peggie and Katie confessed. And Jake and his wife were so rejoiced at the prospect of getting rid of Peggy, that they forgave their daughter, and took Will Dartmouth home at the end of ! the year. And in due time, Peggy and the Squire were made one flesh. A Sensible Father and Sensible Children, At Central Falls, N. Y., Mr, and Mrs. Osborne had a celebaation of their golden wedding. There was a gift and a speech; and both the gift and the speech implied the best relations among the parties, and showed that the family were ot the right type for the North where labor is held to be honorable and useful industry a virtue. The eldest son made the follow ing address, which tells the whole story ; My dear father : Allow me, on behalf of my brothers, to present to you this new and bright hoe. It is an emblem of the principles you early inculcated in us. You taught us to be industrious ; you taught us how to work. How well wc have followed the advice you gave, is for you, and not for us, to say. Years ago, when taking a departure for the far West, as a token of remembrance you handed each of us it was all you then had to give a hoe, aud said to each, in words too emphatic to be forgotten, "hoe out your row." A Dog Story. A friend of his said President Lin coln passing along a village street, was painfully bitten by an ugly dog. A sin gle blow of a heavy stick, skillfully aim ed, killed the animal instantly; but the en - - raged pedestrian coutinued topummel the whelp, till little vestige of the canine form remained. At length he was accosted with, "What are you about i mat dog has beeu dead these ten minutes." "I tknow it; was the reply ; "but I want to give the beast a realizing sense that there is punishment after death. Pennies are beginning to DC a arug in the market again. The Brooklyn Ferry Company offer them in sums of 20 at three per cent aiscounc. . . , a I- X. AAIi A passage oi compliments reueuwjr mui. place in the Philadelphia Common Coun cil, in which Mr. Kamerly knocked down Mr. Gray, and Mr. Gray upset Mr. Jvam v . . . ' i erly. The corabatants were separata uy friends and, each having been severely bruised,, expressed their regrets. Recollection 6f Grant.' MANNERS AND HABITS. In his manners, dress, and style of liv ing, Grant displays more republican sim plicity than any other general officer of the army. In manner he is very unassu- miuS and approachable, and his conver sat,on & noticeable from its unpretending plain, and straightforward style. There is nothing didactic nor pedantic in his tone or language. His rhetoric is more remarkable for the compact structure than the elegance and finish of his sen tences. He talks practically, and writes as he talks ; and his language, written and oral, is distinguished by strong com- aeuse. ne seiaoni mauiges m ngu rative language ; but when he does, his by no means slovenly manner. Though Qis uniform conforms to army regulations ln cut and trimmings,, it is often, like that ot bherman, worn threadbare. He never wears any article which attracts attention by its oddity, except, indeed, the three stars which indicate his rank. His ward- robe when campaigning, is generally ve- TV KCmfc. whilfi his (iPilHnnnrbra (rain ?n ,0S nut of unpretending dimensions on tne James River, sleeping on a common camp cot, and eating at a table common fco all his staff, plainly furnished with good roast beef, pork and beans, "hard tack," and coffee. It is related of the General that when the march to the rear of Vicksburg began, he announced to his army me necessity oi "moving ngnt, t-e. without extra baggage. Heset an exam pie by sending to the rear all his baggage except a green bner.root pipe, a tooth brush, and a horn pocket-comb. PERSONAL APPEARANCE. Grant is not so tall as Sherman nor so heavy as Thomas. His short statue would have made it difficult for him to enlist in the British army. He is but an iuch a- bove the minimum standard of officers of our army, but being straight and some what spare, he has the appearance of be ing above medium height. Sherridan and Logan are the only Major-Generals in our army who are shorter in figure than Grant. His forhead is high and square. His hair was originally a dark brown, but at forty-three, his present age, it is fast becoming sprinkled with iron gray. His eyes are sharp and expressive, thongh small, peering out from under his overarching brow with great brilliancy. His nose is acquiline. His mouth is sniallanu1 he has a habit of closely com pressing his lips. His chin and cheeks are covered with a heavy beard, which he never shaves but keeps closely cropp ed or trimmed. AT THE BATTLE OF SIIILOH. The following story of Grant may be apocryphal. If true, however, it is a fine commentary on his character. If not true, it shows that the trait of firmness is such a prominent one that anecdotes have been originated to illustrate it. The sto ry runs that immediately after the battle of Shiloh, Gen. Buell began criticising, in a friendly way, what he termed the bad policy displaj'ed by Grant in fighting with the Tennessee River in his rear. "Where, if beaten, could you have re treated, General?" asked Buell. (I didn't mean to be beaten," was Grant's reply. "But suppose you had been beaten ?" "Well, there were all tbs transports to cross the river." "But, General," urged Buell, "your whole number of transports could not con tain over ten thousand men,- and you have fifty thousand engaged. "Well," said Gnint "ten thousand men is as many as there would have been left to cross." AT FORT DONELSOtf. A fine illustration of his practical turn of mind is found in a story related of him when operating before Fort Donel son. On the night before the surrender,' the preparations of a portion of the reb els to evacuate the Fort led Gen. McCler nard to believe they were meditating an attack, and he communicated his suspi cions to rG rant, at the same time sending him a prisoner who had been captured a short time before. On reading McCler nard's dispatch, Grant ordered the pris oner's haversack to bo .searched. It was found that it was filled with rations. "If the rebels intended to hold the fort they would not encumber their men with rations. They are preparing to leave," was the very sage and practical reasoning of the General ; and he immediately or- dere McClernard to assume the offensive The result was that a commanding ridge, near jjover, souin oi me ion was carnea. and only a portion of the garrison escaped; the remainder capitulated. HIS OPINION O TJIE ARMY OF THE TO TOMAG. A short time aftc r he assumed personal supervision-of Meade's array, General 0-!oi an immense stoci. or wormiess ciicck glesby asked him what he thought of its ; books and accounts, on which they had personel. ' expected to realize handsome little for- ' US IS fl VPPV finn nrmtr" lift rftnried. "and these men I am told have fought with great courage and bravery. I think J " '"J ! -r ---r' however, that tho Army of the Potomac has never fought its battles through, It certainly fought them through at the vnaerness, cspoitsyivauiu, uuu mo i.ppu mattox, and fully confirmed Grant's faith in the superior endurance of the men. HIS FAITH IN SUCCESS. During-'tho battles of3 the' Wilderness an aid brought the Lieutenant-General news of a serious disaster to the Second Corps, which was vigorously attacked by A. P. Hill. "I don't believe it," was the slow answer of Grant, inspired by his faith in his success. The aid was sent back for further reports, and. found that the reported disaster had been exaggera itea. Harpers Weekly. The State Prisoners. The Inquirer's Fortress Monroe corres pondent gives some interesting items rela tive to the condition and behaviour of the head traitors confined at the place : John Mitchel is treated very much in the style of the more important Eobs He subsists on Government army rations, is closely guarded, and is not allowed the wherewithal to manufacture treasonable newspaper articles ; nor is he furnished with papers or any reading matter, save the Uible, or any prayer book that he may desire. John wiles away the weary hours of his prison life with smoking He brought a pipe with him, and is al lowed tobacco. No conversation is per mitted with him, nor does he court any. Thus far he has shown himself rather taciturn than otherwise. Clem Clay smokes with philosophic indifference. He occasionally addresses a pleasant remark to his guards. As a prisouer he has given very little trouble. From the beginning he has subsisted on the army ration. He eats but little, smokes a great deal, and has evidently made up his mind that neither fretting nor grumbling will help his case, and the best course to be pursued is to take things easily and quietly. Jeff. Davis, the chief of all offenders, has fully recovered his health. He has not yet been returned to his first diet, the army ration. His food is prescribed by Df: Craven, and is such as will con duce most to his health. Since the tone ot his physical health has been restored, he too has taken to puffing the Indian weed. He uses an elegant mcrshaum pipe, which he brought with him into the Fortress. The bowl is wrought iu the semblance of a turbancd head a la zouave. The stem and mouth-piece are of pure amber. This pipe is doubtless a relic of the pseudo royalty that Jeff, main tained while presiding ever the fortunes of the ignis fatuus Confedearcy. As not a word is allowed to be said to Davis, he speaks very little. No one is allowed to see him. Occasionally a highly imaginative or positively mendacious individual, passing through here, out that he has seen Jeff. Davis. gives These statements are utterly false : no one whatever, excepting only the guards, and General Miles, have looked upon the "fal len Lucifer" since his incarceration. Cabinet officers have visited the fort since Jeffs imprisonment there, but not even to them was accorded the privilege of looking upon him. Passes to enter the fort can only be obtained by persons well known here, and these must have most urgent business. Then, when within the coveted enclosure, they arc obliged to transact their business and then leave, not even seeing the row of castematcs wherein Jeffs cell is situated. Swindlers Caught, A despatch from Washington to the New York times says that most of the scamps who have been swindling our soldiers are caught with their hands full of un- collectable accounts one man that we hear of having on hand 42,000 unpaid accounts against the Government. Large sums of money were recently invested in soldiers, by so called "claim agents" in that city and Baltimore, who have pur chased what are called soldier's "check books." and cashed officers accounts at enormous discounts. In some instance the agent giving the soldier but one forth of the" amount coming to him from the Government. The sharpers managed to get information ot the date of expiration of servfees of all officers. And sometimes, one is found with a complete list of names and terms of service of all the members of a regimen t. Having obtained this in formation, their custom was to send a circular specially to each officer and pri vate, settings forth that they, the agent?, had peculiar and advantageous facilities for obtaining the moneys due for bounties and on account of services. By this means they iuduced the soldfer to call, and he was then apprised of difficulties in the way of immediate collection, etc., etc., tho latter generally resulting inhe purchase of flYc .account (byUie agent, who had money to advance' and coold af ford to wait. The recent order of the Paymaster Geqeval.', directing his" assist ants so pay only to tho soldier or offfcer in norson. nas aoouo pin an ena 10 me D,:,wilo nl Httno m-n,;0n 1 Wr I ' . , J, that tb oheck.book tran'sfbr s not such an assignment of the claim as will entitle the holder to recoive the mon ey due the soldier. Thus the agents are bitten, and find themselves tne possessors I fcUUea. A large number of letters arc constantly 'turned to the Dead Letter Office on ac 'countof the use of revenue instead of ietter alamos? It is authoritatively stated that there has been no consultation as to the trial of Jeff. Davis by the Executive branch of the' Government.' Terrible Tornado near fied Wing, Minn Loss of Life and Property. Bed Wing, June 17. 1865.. A terrible tornado'passed about five" miles from this city, yesterday p. m., des troying life and demolishing houses. Sheriff Chandier was overtaken by the tornado, and on its approach, leaped from, his carriage, threw himself upon the ground, and by clinging to a tree was saved, but received serious injuries, HV horse and carriage was taken away, bflr tween heaven and earth. The horse, to day, was found in a tree-top 70 rods dis tant. Fragments of the carriage hays" since been discovered. 'The dwelling-house of Justice Cham-" berlain, on the Hestings road, was totally destroyed, fragments of which are scat tered for miles. Mrs. Chamberlain sought, refuge in the cellar, very wisely, thereby. Having ber life. Mrs. Streeter, who was descending the cellar stairs, was carried:, off with the house, and received such injury as to render recovery impossible. The telegraph line for half a mile wa destroyed, and some of the poles were drawn out . of the ground, and others-, broken off and the wire found in the fields some distance away. In the town of Vasa several buildings were destroyed and much damage done. The storm up the Mississippi Valley, was , very severe and did considerable; damage. At the Anoka it was sufficiently violent to overturn wagons" passing- a-r long the roads. Artemus Ward has visited Eichmond" and gives the result of his experience in5 a letter irom which we make the follow ing extracts : . There is raily a great deal of Union, sentiment in this city. I see it on every haud. I met a man to-day I, am not.afc liberty to tell his name, but he is in old' and inflooential citizen of Richmond, and sez he, "Why ! we've bin fightin? a-" gin the Old Flag ! Lcr' bless me, how' singlar!" -He then borrer'd five dollars' of me and bust into a flood of tears. Sed another (a man of standic and for merly a bitter rebel ) "Let us at onco stop this effooshun of Blud I The Old' Flag is good enuff for me. Sir," he ad he added, "you air from the North Have you a doughnut or a piece of custard-pie about you ?" I told him no, but' j j. Knew a man irom Vermont who -had ; just organized a sort of restaurant, where,5 ! he could go an make a very comfortable breakfast on New England rum and cheese." He borrowed fifty cents of me, and askin me to send him William Lloyd Garrison's ambrotypc as I got home he walked off.. Seda nother, "There's bin a tremendous Union feelin' here from the fust. But we was kep down by a rain of terror. . Have you a daggerretipe of Wendell' Phillips about your person ? and will you? lend me four dollars for a few days' tUf we air once mote a happy and united peo ple ?" Jeff. Davis is not popular here. Sho is regarded as a Southern sympathizcr.--& yet I'm told he was kind to his Par-J ients. She ran away from 'om many years ago, and has never bin back This' was showin 'em a good deal of considera tion when we reflect what his conduct ha3, been. Her capturu in female apparel confooses me in regard to his sex, & you see I speak of him as a her as frekent as otherwise, & I guess he feels so hisself. As I am through, I'll say adoo, gentile reader, merely rcmarkin' that the Star Spangled Banner is wavip round looso' agin, and that there don't seem to be any-, thing the matter with the Goddess of Liberty beyond alitc cold. AHTEMUS WARD; A Soldier's Dinner. A. G. Curtin paid a visit, in 18G2 ' Gov. to the Pennsylvania Reserve Corps. While with the -Regiment, talking to the officers and men in front of tho Colonel's tent, company D drum beat the call for dinner. The men, ever ready fell in single file for their rations. Tho: Governor, wishing to dine with the boys, called for plate, knife, fork and tin cup' dishes used at that time by the sol diers walked toward the head of the' comnanv to et into thn lino thnf lr ; might not nave to wait until the' last to' be served. He attempted to get into line when a fellow took him by the shoulder,' and politely pushed him aside, saying.' "No, you doi't. old fellow : vou take vour turn here." T lie G'ovornor saw the Voko. as well as the force of the soldier, and then left. Siarce that time' be haS had the privilege of giving the same soldier a lieutenant's commission, and we know he nercr signed one for braver or better man. While some pf tho oil enthusiasts were prospecting in Venango Couuty, they discovered the foundation of a house which must have been built thcro some" years, ago by the French. Over the walls stood tho stump of a chestnut' tree, two feet in diameter. Near tho house was a kettle cut out of a solhl rockt which evi dently had been used for smelting metals, either lead or silver, which is supposed; to abound in that neighborhood. ( A somewhat juvenile dandy saitj, to air partner at a ball, "Don't .you .th'inJ?,; ix miss, my moustnehious aro becoming.?" To which she replied. "Wall s'r tnt may he coming, but they have uoi'retr.ai i rivedt" leuow a argu - II 7 ment, and retired with a hearty laugh to the rear off the coin pa py, .got his. dinpeSr (when his turn came,) ate it lilcc a "true E si