FERSONIAN Seuotcii to foixtks, itcrttture, aigriotlture, Sdtntt, Moxaliti), aixb eucral lateffigeria. VOL. 24. STROUDSBttRGr, MONROE COUNTY, PA JUNE 15 1865; NO. iSs THE JEF ii i ii i mn i Tii i I. . ''-Lj''Jjj Published by Theodore Schoch. TEa13-Two dollars a year in ndvance-and if no piid before the end of the ycaj; two dollars and fitfy ets. will be charged. , No paper discontinued until all arrearages arc paid. except at tnc option oi mu uiiui. ( rD' Advertisements of otic square of (eight lines) or: JXS. OneOT tnrCC Ilisciuuiin i.m 11 uuuiuuiuil insertion, 50 cents. Longer ones in proportion. JOB PRINTING, OF" ALL KINDS, Bietatd in the highest style of the Art.andonthe must icasontDie terms. WELCOME HOME. The night of war has ended now, The day breaks bright and clear, And friendly greetings come to us From nations far and near; Our noble country's valient men Have happy days in store ; And proud wives wait with with happy hearts To meet them at the door. Oh, smile, fond mother, on thy child, And press its cheek to thine, For soon around his father's neck Those little arms shall twine. "He's coming home, he's coming home," You whisper night and day ; And, oh, I pray no blighting news May steal this hope away. God speed the feet now marching back To homes of peace and love; God bless the cripples limping by With blue coats stained with blood. I'd rather grasp those hard brown hands And feel them clasp my own, Than touch the royal palm of him Who sits upon a throne. . Deep grief we feel for missing ones, Long absent from our side; For thousands of our martyred friends, Who fought, and bled, and died. But with kind words and loving hearts Lets greet all qack that come, And give the soldiers far and near A hearty welcome home. A Charleston Beauty. The following is an extract from the letter of a naval officer on board one of the U. S. gunboats near Charleston, S. C. : i I saw an angel a few days ago, in the j rhapc of a beautiful young lady, who came on board with her father to take tho. natli. Without excenlion. she was the most beautiful beinir that I ever had the pleasure to feast my eyes upon. When I saw her come alongside, being officer ol the deck. 1 rusheu to the gangway, and was very attentive in seeing her safe over the side, and waiting upon her on the quarter deck. Iler father was enga ged with the captain, and I took the op portunity to engage in conversation with the charmer. I found her rather uiod tst and diffident, not having j-et made iter debut in society, out she urn very.. well. 1 was at this time chewing tobacco, whirh of course was very tuigallant on my part. She noticed it, and what do jou thiuk ? Why she remarked that "she had not been able to obtain any to bacco for a real long time, and as for snuff she had not had a dip she didn't know when." I, having a good sized piece in ray pocket, offered it to her, when, with fparkling eyes and a beam of joy and dctfpht upon her countenance, she ask ed "if she should have the whole of it." I answered with a smile, "certainly," when she took a good sized quid and commenced chewing and spitting with the gusto of an able seaman, llow my idea of beauty vanished ! Only a few minutes before I was enchanted, and you tn better imagine my thoughts and feelings after that, than I can write them. I suppose this seems rather queer to you; Imt many of the poor whites are just like her, although her father was very well c5 in lands and stock. - Preparing in Time. A young lady of wealthy parentage, a Hedging from one of oiir boarding schools, 1 type of modern elegance, was recntly otuted by the silken tie of matrimony to gem of a beau. The mammas and pa pas on both sides being surrounded by all the concomitants of luxury, and many in agreeable little paraphernalia bespeak lDg the possession of the "dust," dctcrniin d to get a "fine establishment" for the "foed" in a mansion on Walnut St. , A few days after this, a school compan lonof our be'rpttre called upon her and was prised to fiod so many servants about nousc by, Mary," said she, what in the name sense have you so many people aroniffd I i0Q Oh!" replied madam, "wc haven't! b commissl0ned , and every man! j more thin we want. There is but I Q-ould eugae in it would be. I had onfiii. ... :j irn0WUIU.. ft.. w" r. r ... .. i , - ..j, ' pns. one house-keeper, and a child s ; "wit. uuu t:ii;iniiit-i uiLLiu. htv . "Ha ! Ha !" laughed her friend, "what akiu- of the rejoicing in the States o- o jou want with I child's aurse ? Oh, ! urrender if Lee and the capture ! tot is too funny." I If IMcamond. Cleary said they would I "Well w. w'f v smmftdite SJr ?t , ' ,7 ., w F rt.fi i ha. but thn. when wc were married ! , - ; - ' illUULU All " viarles said we would need one andyouig before the assassination". He dow its not always best to leave things knew j wag jn tbe SCcrct of the conspira- nD"l the last moment." i Cy. it was to thatie referred. The a$- , w , - Isassination was spoken of among us as , A chap in St. Joseph knows how to 'commonly as the weather. tt , 1 i-i. r Knfnv fW Sunders asked me it 1 7Tuoici. no Keens a lot 01 uivj 11 ! S" in ins houso. and then crets nis maic h. . , j - . . "rua" " " V , ' rivers iu love -with them, no says, "wracrs in love -with t 'wcy don't eat anything.' vthinir." The Rebel'Leaders. THEIR COMPLICITY IN THE AS SASSINATION. VERY IMPORTANT SUPPRESSED TES- TIMONY, The Murder of our Principal Men Ar ranged in Canada. The Murders to receive Commissions from IticJimondJ Booth SpcciaVi Authorized A ficheme to cut the Crotcn Dam. An other to Poison our Reservoirs. As p founding Revelations. The following is the testimony, hither to suppressed relative to the Rebel lead ers, taken at the association trial at Wash ington banutord Canover testified as follows : I I am a native of New-York; have resided in Canada since October last ; was con scripted into the Conffidnr.-irn nrmv. firm detailed to service in the War Depart-, mentof the Confederacv. at Richmond j under James A. Seddon. Secrntarv of War; while in Canada was intimately ac- quainted with G. N. Sanders, Jacob Thompson, Dr. Blackburn, Tucker, Wm.fmatter directly to the Government, for C. Cleary, -Capt. Castleman, Mr. Cameron, 1 orterbeld, Capt. Magruder, and others ; I also knew Clement C. Clay, aud Gen. Carrol of Tennessee; I knew Mr. Surratt, ialso, and J. W. Booth, and visited these gentlemen in Cauada ; saw Surratt there on several occasions, last April, m Mr. -r , mi , . jacoD -inouipson s room, also in company with George N. Sanders, aud other Reb els in Canada : Surratt is about five feet nine or ten inches high, a fair-complex-ioned man with light hair; I saw him a bout the Gth or 7th of April, with Thomp son, Sanders and"Booth ; at that time he delivered to Thompson in his room, in my presence, dispatches from Richmond to Thompson, from Rcujamin and from Jef ferson Davis ; the latter either a cipher dispatch or a letter. Rcnjamin was Sec retary of State of the Confederacy. Pre vious to this, Thompson conversed with me upon the subject of a ploS to assassi nate President Lincoln and his CaWBbt, which I gave notice, before the assassi nation, in the 2iew York Tribune, the paper for which I corresponded. I had j been invited by Mr. Thompson to parti cipate in that enterprise. When Surratt delivered these dispatches from Davis, Xhompsou laid his hand upon the papers iaatI saitI referring to the assassination and to the assent of the Rebel authori ties. "This makes it all riht." The dis patches spoke of the persons to be assas sinated : Mr. Lincoln, Mr. Johnson, the Secretary of Yt'ar, the Secretary of State, Judge Chase and Gen. Grant. Mr.Thomp son said on that occasion, or on the day before that interview, that the assassina tion proposed would leave the Govern ment of the United States entirely with out a head ; that there was no provision in the United States by which they could elect another President. Mr. Welles was also uamed, but Mr. Thompson said it was not worth while to kill him ; he was of no couscqucnce. My first interview with Thompson on this subject of assassination was in the early part of February, in Thompson's room in St. Lawrence Hall, Montreal. lie then spoke of a raid on Ogdensburg, New York, it was abandon ed, but that was because the United States Government received intimation of it, he said he would have to drop it for a time, but added, "We'll catch them aBleepyet," and to me he said. "There is a better op portunity" to immortalize yourself, and save your country' meaning the confed eracy. 1 told them I was ready to save the country, and asked them what was to be done ; he said "some of our boys are going to play a grand joke on Abe and Andy' which he said was to kill them ; his words were remove them from office," and he said that the killing of a tyrant was no murder; that he had commissions for this work from the Reb el authorities, and conferred one ou Booth, or would confer one ; that everybody en gaged in this enterprise would be com missioned, and it tiiey escaped to uanaua was a blank commission filled up and cou- 1 ferred by Mr. Clay, as it came from Rich- mond, it was only signed "James A. Sed don, Secretary of War "Mr. Thompson called me to examine these blanks so that ! I might testify to the genuineness ot aeu- don's signature in the case or Uennett IT t, TnHra Kmifh ThO Siomn- ture was gCUUiue. Di a subsequent con- vprsation. after the first referred to in U-,.-.., 'Pl,.mnenii mn that Booth nnnirnmtinn mir n ivm. ij. v.iu.iiv. ull i VUUIUliJav.vu 1UW1 Ilk". V j j - tj,e jay bcforc 0r the day of the assassi- r two. T think this was 1 T 1. n'nl I o ml Tirl I '1 n il pyrirGsscdl "" ... ,s , tlblli 1 i : ii.i. ijiii nrr.li!.. mnicn Mi,s!n u.nr Unhfli wou d inako - . ,,, they could not be successfully claimed sooner, they might have saved a great, under the Extradition Treaty; I know many necks. This was said a few weeks that Thompson and the others held these ! go. Thompson, Sanders, CastlerMn aid! commissions in blank, they commissioned General Carroll wore present. They had i v fi,n si- AlKnno r,;,W if.larms concealed, and a large number ot a lizzie or it mat ne- was uespemw uuu)Umu i""Ji'""-" rw reckless, and lie was afraid that thc-whole thing would be a failure. I communica ted to the Tribune the intended raid on St. Albans and the proposed assassination of the President; but they refused to pub lish the letter. I did this' in March last, as to the President's assassination : also ? ruary, I think certainly before the 4th of March. Surratt delivered the dispatches in Thompson's room four or five days before the assassination. The whole conversation showed that Surratt was one of the conspirators to take the President's life. That was the substance j of the conversation. It was also under stood that there was plenty of money when there was anything to be done. The conversation indicated that Surratt had a very few days before left Richmond that he was "just from Richmond." While I was in Canada, I was a cor respondent for the Tribune, and received no compensation except from the Tribune T 1 -l r x jmve not receiveu one cent irom our own Government, nor the promise. mi - 1 r o-iiey never supposed 1 was a corres Ponjent for any paper ; I only saidl was seeking items: they supposed I was a Kebel and I was in their confidence : the i Pr0Psed Ogdensburg raid was printed in the Tribune ; I did not communicate this wiu reason mac x supposea tne commu nication in tho Tribune would be seen by the Government omcials. and I did not choose to have the information go to tho Government directly from me ; I reques ted Mr. Gay, of the Tribune to give the information to the Government, and I be lieve he did so. Tsaw Surratt in Cana da three or four days in succession in A pril last. I had conversation with him personally about Richmond. I was in troduced to him personally by San ders. I was expected to participate with these in the raid on Ogdensburg ; I nev er received any pay from them for any services. I heard the capture of the President talked of in February. When Mr. Thorn psou first suggested the assas sination to me, I asked him if it would meet with the approbation of the Govern ment at Richmond ; he said he thought it would, but he would know in a few days. This was carlv in Februarv. Thompson did not say in April, when these dispatches were delivered, that this was the first approval they had received of this plot from Richmond, but I know of no others ; I only inferred that that was the first approval ; Thompson said, in his conversation with me, that killing a tyrant in such a case was no murder, and asked me if I had read a letter called "Killing, no Murder," addressed by Ti tus to Oliver Cromwell ; this was in Feb ruary ; Mr. Hamlin was also named in February as one of the "victims of this scheme; in April, the persons before nam ed were mentioned, but Mr. Hamlin was omitted, and Vice-President Johnson put in his place ; I ran the blockade from Richmond ; these commissious were all blank but the signature; they were to be given a cover, so that in case of detection, the parties employed could claim that they were Rebel soldiers, aud would, therefore, claim to be treated as prison ers of war ; it was understood that they would be protected as such ; Thompson said if the men who were engaged in this enterprise were detected and executed, The Confederate Government would re taliate ; that it was no murder, only kill ing ; I thiuk booth was specially commis sioned for this purpose; I saw Booth in Cauada in the latter part of October, with Sanders, at Mr. Thompson's, at the St. Lawrence Hall, where he was strutting a bout, dissipating aud playing billiards ; I. have heard these men talk of the burn ing of New York, and- other enterprises which they have under consideration next. There was a proposition before" the a gents of these rebels in Canada to destroy the Croton Dam by which the city of New York is supplied with water. It was supposed it- would not only damage manufactures, but distress the p6bple generally. Mr. Thompson remarked that there was plenty of force', and the' city would be destroyed by a general confla gration, and if they had thought of this men conceaicu, in imcagu suuiu uigut hundred for the purpose of releasing the rebel prisoners there. The Dr. Black burn, charged at Nassau with importing yellow fever into this country, is the same person referred to by me as intimate with Thompson in Canada; J saw him in com pany him, G. N. Sanders, Louis Sanders, Castleman, Wm. Cleary, Por terficld, Capt. Magruder, and a number of other Rebels ot less note ; Jilackburn was recognized there as an agent of the Confederate States, and so represented himself : in January last Dr. Blackburn employed a person named Cameron to ac- compapy .mm, jar tne purpoo ui juuu- ma n . .1 T I 1 dicing yellow fever into the , Nort fern cities to Wit : the cities of New ork, Philadelphia, and Washington j. he went from Montreal to Bermuda, about a year ago last fall, for th6 purpose ot gettin the clothing luicctcu witn yenow icvui , I saw him after his return, in Canada, nnd Imard Jacob Thompson and Wm. G. P . '. n . -I .... 11 C . i Cleary Say that they favored his scheme and was. much intcrestca in it ; ima waa last January. N About the same time it was proposed -, . -ii. -n T.-. T n .mstniv liiu vjiuluu xruui. j-i. ' " " to destroy the Urotofi Vum, . -ai. .i,n mwr. drvb'irSj and made ii Calculation of the a niount of poisondus matter it would re quire to impregnate the water, so as to make, an ordinary draught poisonous and deadly. He Had the capacity of "the re s df V difs, and the amount of water general ly kept in them. Strychnine, arsenic, prussic acid, and a number of other things I do not remember, were named. Mr. Thompson feared it would be impossible to collect so large a quantity of poisonous matter without suspicion, and leading to detection. Thompson approved of the en terprise, and discussed it freely. Mr. Cleary did the same ; it was also spoken of" by a Mr Montrose A. Pallen, of Mis sissippi, and by a person who had been a medical Purveyor in the Rebel army : John 'Cameron, who lived in Montreal, told me that he was offered large compen sation : I think Mr. Thompson was tho money agent for all the other rgents : I think they all drew on him for all the money they required, I know some of them did ; when Thompson said it would be difficult to collect so much poison with out detection. Pallen and others thought it could be managed in Europe ; Pallen is a physician, I think I have heard Har ris also mentioned in connection with the pestilence importation ; I think he lived in Toronto, there were other parties in Montreal that Blackburn employed, or endeavored to employ, but I do not re member their names. I saw Dr. Stewart Robinson, a doctor of divinity, residing in Toronto ; he edi ted a paper in Kentucky; I have seen him with Thompson and Blackburn, and he was present when some ot these schemes were discussed, he approved them ; he said anything that could be -done under heaven would iustifv them under the circumstances; he appeared up on very intimate terms with Blackburn and Thompson, three or four days after tho assassination of the President, I saw John H. Surratt in Canada, with Porter- field, a Southern Rebel, now declared a British subject by the Canadian Parlia ment; I learned immediately afterward that Surratt was suspected, was pursued, and had decamped ; I had a knowledge that Jeff Davis was the head of the so called Confederate States, was called its President, and had control of its civil ad ministration. Gen. Carroll was present when Surratt brought the dispatches from Richmond, and when they were read by Thompson, I believehcre were one or two others : Gen. Carroll of Tennessee then said he was more anxious that Mr. Johnson should be killed than any one else ; he said : "If the damned pricklousc was not killed by somebody" he would kill him himselt; he referred to Vice President Johnson ; his expression was a word of contempt for a tailor ; it means a tailor s louse f Booth was known in Can ada by the nickname af "Hot," I have heard Thompson so name him, certainly Cleary; Kennedy, who fired the city ot New York and was executed, was spoken of as having performed that deed by au thority of the Rebel Government, under the direction of Thompson ; this was com municated to me by Thompson himself, or in conversation in his presence; Thomp son said Kenedy deserved to be hanged, and he was devilish glad he was hanged, for he was a stupid fellow, and had man aged things very badly. James B. Merritt testified I am a physician, and have been in Canada about a year; in October and November last was in Toronto; met George Young there; a Rebel from Kentucky, also, Col. Steele, from Kentucky; Young said tome, "We have somethiug of much more importance than any raids ;" he told me it was deter mined that "Old Abe" should never be inaugurated, that they had plenty of friends in Washington, and called Mr. Lincoln "a damned old tyrant ;" I after ward saw George N. Sanders and Col. Steele together ; Col. Steele said, "The damned old tyrant never will serve anoth er term, if he is elected ;" sanders said at the same time, "He would keep himself mighty close if he did serve another term;" in Montreal, in February last, I heard Sanders name a number of persons ready and willing to remove the Prenident, Vice-President, the Cabinet, and somo of the leading Generals of the United States; and he added that there was any amount of moVdy fo accomplish this purpose, meaning the assassination of these per sons ; he then read a letter, which he said he had received from the President of our Confederacy, meaning Jefferson Davis, a:nd which letter justified him in making any arrangements that ho could, to accom plish such object : there was a meeting at mac time ui uiusu xvuuuia, uu a rouwi was read to them, the substance of which was, that if the Sbu'fho'rricrs in the Cana das and the States were willing to bo' gov erned by such a tyrant as Lincoln, he (Davis) did not wish to recognize them as friends, and that he approved of the proposition to assassinate him ; Col. Steele" read tho letter, also Capt. Scott, George Young and Hill', alt Rebdls ; this meeting" jtvas about the middlo of last February; at the meeting Sanders named somo of the persons who were to accomplish' the' as- sassioation, and among them he named J. W. Booth, whom I had seen in Mon treal in October ; he also named George Harper, Charles Caldwell, Randall and' Harrison; Harrold wont by the name of Harrison ; I hoard Surra'tt's name also mentioned, and Harfrold"; there was a person named whom they called "Plug Tobacco," I saw Harrold iu Toronto, San- dcrs said Booth was heart and soul in tnia matter, he wa3 a cousin to Beale, who iwas hanged in' New York;- he added that if they could dispose of Lincoln it would be an easy matter to dispose of Mr. John- son in some of his drunken revdlfies ; that if they could dispose of the President,, Vice-President aud Cabinet, and that if Mr. Seward could be disposed of it would satisfy the people North, and that a peace could be obtained, that they had endeav- ored to bring about a war with England, but Mr. Seward, through his energy and SaSacitV. had tllW.irfnrl flimr nfFni-rc onfl for that reason they wanted to get rid of villc, and received a reply, which I car-hil?- ried hack. I came through Washington On the 5th or 6th of April last, Tmct each time, and delivered the dispatches' Harper, who said that they were going- to the United States Government reooiv- 4-T. Oii i - . i ai it. i .i . . ... ' . vu me ouii.es w "kick up iue aamneaest row, such as had never been heard of ; he added that if I did not hear of the death of Old Abe, the Vice-President and of Gen.Dix, in less than ten days, I might put him down as a damned fool ; that was on the 6th of April; he mentioned the name of Booth as ouc of their friends there ; he said they had plenty of friends in Washington, and that fifteen or twenty were going. He had started to go to Washington as early as the 8th, together with.others ; I communicated this fact on the 10th of April to a justice of the peace, named-Davidson, who, after the assassina- tion, communicated it to the Government: Harper returned to Canada after the as- sassination ; I had a conversation with C. C. Clay in February last ; he spoke of the letter of Davis, which Sanders had exhibi- ted ; he seemed to understand the charac- terofthe letter perfectly, and said he thought the end would justify the means; Surratt was pointed out to me inTorornto, last February, I think ; I saw Booth there two or three times, and sat at table with him once, at the St. Lawrence, with San ders, Scott and Steele ; they were con versing with Booth, and drinking wine with him at Sanders's expense ; I saw Harrold in Canada, in February. Richard Montgomery testified I knew Jacob Thompson, Clement C. Clay, whom 1 have met iu uanada a number of times since the Summer of 1864 up to this time; also, George N. Sanders, J. P. Holcombe, juoveriey Tucker, w. U. Uleary, Jtlarrmsr- ton, Hicks, and others, under fictitious names ; Thompson had several names ; one was Carson , Clay was Holt, and La cy, and Tracy ; .Jacob Thompson said he had friends of the Confederacy all over the Northern States, filling to go any lengths, and that he could, at any time," have the tyrant Lincoln, and any of his advisers, put out of the way ; that his friends would not consider it a crime, and that it would be done for the cause of the Confederacy : in January, 1865, Thompson said, at Montreal, that a pro position had been made to him to rid the world of the tyrants, Lincolu, Stanton, Grant, and some others ; that he knew the men who made it were bold, daring men, able to execute anything they would undertake ; that he was in favor of the proposition, but deferred his answer un till he had consulted his Government al Richmond ; that he was then only wait ing their approval. He thought it would be a blessing to the people, both North and South, to have them (tho tyrants) killed. In the Summer of 1864 I repea ted what Mr. Thompson first told me to C. C. Clay, who said that he wasr really devoted to our causof smd rcaily to go any lengths, to do anything under the sun to save it. I have seen Payne, the prisoner, a number of times in Canadtt, about the Falls, in the Summer of 1864, and also at the Queen's Hotel, at Toronto, Canada West, where I conversed with him. I had had an interview with Mr. Thompson ; several others had sought an interview while I was closeted, and had been refused. On' leaving Thompson's room, I saw Payne fn the passage-way, near the door, with Clement C. Clay talk ing to him , Mr Clay stopped me, and finished his conversation with this man in an undertone. When ho' left mo, he said "Waitjor me ; I will roturn." Ho Boon came back and bado me good-bye, and asked where he could see me after a time. I told him, and appointed a meet ing. I spoke to this man' Paytfe" in Clay's absence, and asked hini who he was. Ho said, "Oh, I'm a Canadian" which was to any, I don't wish you to ask me any thing more. I mentioned him to Clay when 1 met him after a timo. Clay asked,- "WhatdYd he say?" I told him, and Clay ttiswered, "That's so; ho is a Canadian," and laughed. He added. "We" trust him." "Canadian", is an ex pression for their friends, an J his conduct was an indication that their intercourse was of a very confidential nature. I have been in Canada since the assas sination ; a few days after, 1 met Beverly Tucker at it Montreal". He. said "Mr. Jjin- coin deserved hf death long ago." that "it was a pity ho did noE die long: ago and that "it was too bad the boys had not been allowed' fo go when they wanted to'." He referred 'to tho men whb were to assassinate him'. - i , I had a! conversation with' Wm. C. -Cleary, and told him' what Mr. Thomp son Said in January. He said that Booth was one of tho parties to whom Thomp son had referred ; ho said also that it was too bad', that tlio whole work had not' been dono, referring to the assassination. Clcary'j Who wasa conhdantot Mr. lhomp son. told me so'. Thompson said Cleary son. was a very close-mouthed man. Cleary also said that "th'oy had better ltAok'out, we have not done yet." He remarked that they would never bo conquered ; would never give up.- He also said that Booth had visited Thompson in the Whiter and ; in the Summer. These parties knew -thiy word" suspected of the assassination a feX7 days - after, and were destroying a great many papers, so they told ide, I acted as a Government detective in Canada, and assumed the name of JameV .Thompson, though I never registered it but always some other name. My whole object was to serve the Government. I saw this cipher (found among Booth's" effects) in Mr. Clay's house, at St. Caih- erine's, in the Summer of 1864. I car- ca tne dispatch at Uordonsville from a man in tho Rebel State Department, from their State ; I carried this paper to Thomp- son, Clay, Cleary, &c, represented them- selves in the service of the Confederate Government, Received this dispatch ir Octoborlast. Clay claimed to rcpra3mt the War Department; they approved the;, burning of our Northern chics, and they represented themselves as having full powers from the Rebel Government to act, without roferring their project to' Richmond ; Thompson and Clay both said1 so ; the attempt to burn New-York City I know they were engaged in, and went to Washington three davs before it han- pened to communicate it ; they approved also, of the St. Albans raid ; iu regarcf to raiding, Mr. Clay had the funds ; hcr said he had always plenty of money to pay for anything that was worth paying for I know they deposited in different banks Clay said not to tell Sanders what they intrusted to me ; he said that he was a" very good man to do their dirty work ; that he associated with men that they could not associate with ; that he was' very usefull in that way ; I inferred from Beverly Tucker's words that they had de layed the assassination, waiting the ap- " proval from Richmond. At a recent election a merchant presen- tea nimseit at the polls, accompanied by a well known physician, when, with a view to avoid taking his turn in the long; row ui voters, inc pnysician interceded. for his friend, and reauested that tho-' crowed would give him the head of the' line, on the ground of being under medi cal treatment. The merchant looked as' if he was in the prime of health, when Fred Walter penetrating the dodge, spoke out : "I say, doctor, is that man under your treatment?" "Yes, sir," said .the doctor, with es-t quisite politeness, "he is now under my treatment ?" , "Then, gentlemen," exclaimed Fred? "let the man vote at once ; he'll never have an other chance."' When the rebels began this fight they thought they had us, and it was a safe" thing. ";Now they are in the same fix:' with the men who caught a bear. Two men were hunting, and a bear come von them so suddenly that they dropped their heels. One of them climbed a tree, and. the other man'aged to get the bear by tho tail, and ran round and round as the bear turned arnd fried to get him. At length the man cried out to his friend in the. tree, "I say, John, come down and help I" "Help? What can I do?" "Why, helpl ine let go of this-bear 1" Diptheria Do not forget that in this and other. s6rc throat diseases, tho slow eating of pure ice, broken inb small pieces, and" for hours at a time, is among tho very, best remedies. It should bo begun afc' onco, as soon as the soreness appears, and a bad! attack may thus be prevented. . e- A man with an Cri'orraously largo mouth1 called ou a dentist' to get a tooth drawn. After the dentist had prepared his instru ment, apd was about to commenco opera tions', the man began to strain and stretch' his mouth, till ho got it to a frightful, width. "Stay, sir," said the dentist.: "Don't trouble yourself to stretch your mouth any wider, fori intend to stand oh tho outsido of it to draw your tooth." We learn" from Washington that slncp' the caving-in of the rebellion, tho "rolia" blc geuthFman" aud the "intelligent con traband" have entered into partnership and gone into the oil business. "Jeff Davis' coachman" will act as busincsa manager of the new firm. Just So. An editor haying read in another paper that there is a tobacoo," which, if a man smokes or chews wiltf make nim forget that he owes a shilling; in tho world, innocently concludes that' many of his .subscribers havo been furn ished with the same article. An Irishman, who had been finod Bey era! weeks in succession for gettiug drunk,' coolly proposed to tho judgo that ho, should takd him by the year at a reduoe'd rate. A sword, coating 750, has been pur chased by the frecdmcn at Fortress Mon ro for presentation to Gen. Butler, in token of services' rendered them while in command in that Department. T Dr. Benjamin Franklin observes: -"Tho oyes of others are the eyes that ru'j in us., tt all but myself were blind,)"' neither want fine clothes ndr nnc furni-5 ture." : ' Gen Sherman is the most gallant man we know of cause why? He rushed.av cross tHb country to SaVe Aiiua-I