THE JEFFER SOMAN Wwotch ta Jpolitic literature, Agriculture, Science, illaralitg, aui eneral JntcUigcfirt; VOL. U. STROUDSBUEG, MONROE COUNTY, PA MAY n, 1865. Published by Theodore Schoch. . TnRIS-Tvo dollars a j-car in adrnncc and if no paid before the end of the yeai, two dollars and fitfy ets. will be charged. No paper discontinued until all arrearages are paid, except at the option of the Editor. IDA'4 vertiscmcnts of one square of (eight lines) or cm, one or three insertions $1 50. Each additional Injection, 50 cents. Longer ones in proportion. JOB PRINTING, OF ALL KINDS, feiacatcd ia the highest style of the Art.andonthe most reasonable terms. The Devils Putty And Varnish. When a man comes tew the konklusion that he would like to kill suniboddy at thirty pccs, he imagines that he haz bin wonged, and sends hiz best friend a challenge tew fite a dewell ; tha meet, and an elegant murder iz committed ; the cracks ia this transaktion are puttyed up, and then varnished over, bi being kalled, "i jfair ov honor." When a man robs a saving bank, or goes to urope on the steamer, with the stolen rcseipts ov a senitary koinruittee in biz pocket, a kommittce ov mvestigas- hun arc got together tew examine the stait ov affairs, and unanimously "a discrepancy in hiz akounts." report 2 )oung men hire a horse and buggy at a livri stable, aud go into the kuntry on Suuda 1 ha stop at the fust tavern tha meet, and invest in sum arden speer- Jtci- i its. Tha stop again pretty soon, and , histe in sum more arden speerits. The more tha histe in, the more tha drive, till W and bi a devilish bridge tips them o vcr into a devilish gutter that suniboddy haz left bi the side ov the road, and tha arc awl killed, including the boss and huggy. This is kalled a "Fatal aksi dent." A man ad hiz wife arc living in the middle ov jsy and konsolashuu, tha are .surrounded on all aides bi a yung and in teresting familee, their bread iz cut thin, and buttered on both sides aud the edges, but the destroyer enters the family, the wife wants a nu silk gown, the man sez he "be d d if she duz," and she sez she "be d d if she don't." One word brings on another, till tha, fite, both ov litem lose awl the hair in their heads, and 2 full setts ov falze teeth, the . thing ends in a diverse, the man runs awa tew Australia bi the overland route, the wo man marry's a cirkus rider at 40 .Dollars a month, the children are adopted in sum sunda school, aud are brought up on homopatby. This furnishes a collum and a half in the nusepaper, under the bed ox'Wisturbanscofthemai'ricdretcshun." j A vouth ov 21 summers begins life with 36 thousand .Dollars. Sevral fast f horscs belong tew him, tharc iz sevral fast wimmin that he belongs tew, awl the iavern keepers arc hiz patrons, faro banks arc bilt for hiz amuzeuien:, consolidated lottery are chartered on purpiss tew make him happce ; nothing iz left undun tew make him feel good. He wakes up about the 25th of next May, without a do ar in hiz pockofc. aud a, liostc ov warm friends on hiz hands, without enny visi- , Tlo h.l-P ! an akount ov stock, he buys a pint ov rum and 4 yards ov bed kord, the one makes ! him limber, while the other chokes him to deth. The putty and varnish hear iz, 'Driven teic desjwashun on aJcount of jiltinaiishal prefhurc." A rale road trane stands snorting in front ov the depoe, the last bel iz ring ing, the kars are full ov souls that be long tew different individuals, the kou ductor iz full ov Bourbon, that belougs tew the devil, the engiuecr labors under an attack of Jamaka for the bronketis, the ewitchuiau likes a lectio good oldrye, the kars diskount 45 miles a hour 2 traues tri tew pass each other on the same track; it kant be did successfully ; the mangled and ded are kountcd by skores, a searching investigasbun takes plase, the community iz satisfied, becauze it was "an unavoidable h-atastroj)hcc." The Devil furnishes putty and var nish free ov expeuse, two hide the frauds & guilt ov men. Awl of which iz res pcckfully committed Bi JOSH BILLINGS- Effect of Laziness, A lazy boy makes a lazy man just as sure as a crooked sapling makes a crook ed tree. Think of that, my little lads. Who ever saw a boy grow up in idleness that did not make a lazy, shiftless vaga bond when he was old enough to be a man, though he was not a man in char acter, unless be had a fortune left him to keep up appearance ? The great mass of thieves, paupers, and criminals have come to what they are by being brought up to do nothing useful. All those who arc good men now, and useful to the com munity, were industrious when they were hoys. If you-do not like to work now, a love for industry can soon be acquired by habit. So, my little reader, I want your to look- around at once for something to Jo,, in- doing which you can benefit somc oody. Shim idleness as you would the evil one. Orchards. "No man living," says Judge French, "can show a good orchard of grafted fruit "flfhich was kept in grass the first ten years of its life. It is a point settled be yond controversy, that orchards, to be healthy and productive, must be cultiva ted most of the time." A lady who had refused" to give, after hearing a charity sermon, hadr her pock et picked as she was leaving the church. On making the discovery, she saidj "God could no4 find the way to niv pocket ; but the devil did."' GENEEAL BUTLER ON THE CRISIS. Treatment of the Rebellions States The Peoples Policy A Glorious Finale. There was a very large attendance of the members of the New York Union League Club on Monday evening, it be ing understood that Gen. Benjamin, F. Butler would deliver an address at the invitation of the Club. Soon after the large room of the club was opened for admission there was a constant inward tide until there was no more room left either for sitting or stan ding. General Butler was introduced by the Chairman of the Loyal League Club in a lew words. lie was erected with loud applause. GENERAL BUTLER'S SPEECH. We may congratulate ourselves that af ter four years of effort, toil, expenditure, as well of treasure as blood, all arnitid re sistance to the Government has been brought to an end. Among the returning blessings which will flow from this consummation, not the least will bo the arrival of the period when all abnormal administration of law and exercise of authority and power can and will cease, the reason for. cause and i obiect of exfcrnnrrlinnrv iira nf AVAmitivo j . UUUUU,IS which we nave ail upneia dc- cause-necessary war powers, justified in the struggle for the life of the nation. ceasing, they also cease, and we of the loyal States come back once more to that regularity and safety of exercise of gov- j ernmental powers which our fathers, with so much care, provided as safeguards to the rights of all. There is, however, a portion of our country in which all these safeguards are broken down, where all law which we can recognize has been, dis regarded, and where the withdrawal of our armed forces would leave only anar chy? aggravated by hostility to the Gov ernment. I propose, with your permission, in a conversational form, to evolve for consid eration a few propositions relative to the questions which now press home upon us as to the manner in which we shall re ceive back the Rebellious States, or. a- It 4 voiding all controversy upon terms, mere . ly as to whether they are in or out of the Union. In regard to the language of our late lamented President, "How these States can be brought into their practical relations with the Government' I need uot say mat the tliouglits winch Have becn subjects of my reflections upon this loPIC are omJ c speculations oi a c-iu- zens 'osc mind lias becn turned lor I enmn tTmn in thia rlimnfinn ii J .1 thereto and enlightened bT the success of the bold, original action of President Johnson in briuging Tennessee, as a loy- al State, into the Union by the votes of those only who had ever remained loyal heart, and reiecting all those who had participated in the Rebellion. This, per- uaPs 13 le KeJ w i"e oie ainicuity. In April, 1863, 1 had the honor to ex- Press to the citizens of New York, at the Academy of Music, the opiuionthat the people of the rebellious states were in the legal relation to the Government of alien enemies ; this proposition has becn since confirmed by the repeated solemn decis ions of the Supreme Court. By what process, then, are these public enemies of the United States, living under politi cal organizations or State Governments ' hostile to the Union, their forces just now shattered and broken by our victories, to be brought into political relations with us, and become endowed as well with the 1 privilege of legislating for themselves" as ; a part of the government, as also to make laws for us, who have just subdued the ' Rebellion by the sword. It is quite clear that until some means are devised to en , able the Southern people to govern them selves in the Union, disorder must be rc J pressed, peace preserved, crimes punish : cd and the industrious and well doing J protected by the military powers of the United btates. It would seem to be the part of wisdom to ascertain first, whether any of the in habitants of these States, and how many, arc really desirous of coming back and becoming a part of the Government, with the political ideas of affinities, unity of thought with the loyal States, which can alone insure their usefulness and homo geneity as parts of 'the body politic. Would it not be well then that Military Governors appointed for each State, who, it would seem, should be selected as much for their knowledge of civil affairs as of "army'regulations," if satisfied that any considerate number of the inhabitants of the district were truly loyal and desirous of bringing their State into the Union, should call upon the loyal citizens of the Uuited States residing therein who had never held office during the Rebellion, to vote upon the question whether the peo ple desire to resume their relations with the United Stales as a loyal State, and for that cud would provide and declare in their State Constitution : First. That hereafter forever there should be neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except for crime judicially declared. Second. That thcre,cannot exist in' the political system of the United States any such thing as a right of secession by a Stated . . . Third, tfhat no person, corporation, municipal or otherwise, or State, could or might ever assume or pay any part of the debt or claim by any person or corpora tion, State or confederation of States, inr currcd or in any way arising" from or in in aid of the late Rebellion. Fourth. That any person -who- had held military, civil or diplomatic office under the so-called Confederate States or either of them, or been any agent thereof during the Rebellion, should have no po litical rights in the State, but should be and remain alien thereunto forever. If the people of the State should, by a good degree of unanimity, vote to call a con vention to make these or like propositions Q part of their Constitutional law, then a meeting for the election of delegates to a Constitutional convention could be call ed, a Constitution framed and submitted to the people for ratification. Such a vote upon such propositions would be conclu sive evidence that the people of such State were truly loyal, and in accordance with those ideas -which control the loval mind of the other States, and by which the future of the country is to be governed. .Li no consmeraoie number voted upon these questions, or they failed to command tne assent ot a large portion of the people uns would also seem to be conclusive ev idence that within the militarv district either the spirit of the Rebellion had not been subdued, although its physical force mignt be broken, or that the community was noc in condition to resume its "prac tical relations" as a State of the Union, and 1 would hold it under militarv rule as belligerents until the influx of North ern enterprise, capital and sentiment brought in by our brave soldiers coming mere to settle, and by our school teach ers educating the colored citizens of the United States therein dwelling, had so far changed the feelings of a majority of the people of such State that it was in fit condition to become a State of this Union, whether the time needed for this purpose was one year or a century If however, a Constitution should be adopted containing the provisions above suggested, then, the State being organ ized, all military rule should be withdrawn as soon as the State Government should show that it was able to preserve the peace and protect all citizens of the United States in its borders, in life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. The State could then elect its members to either House of Congress, to be admitted or re jected, as either in its wisdom might de termine. But no such election of mem bers of Congress ought to take place un til all military rule had been withdrawn because there can be no greater wrong to the fundamental principles of our Govern ment than the election of members of ei ther House of Congress under the over shadowing power of the President, espe cially when exerted in the military form. Such elections abolish all distinctions be tween, and independence of, the legisla tive and executive departments of the Government, and tend to a consolidation of power, quite as much to be guarded a gainst as secession. I am one of the old fashioned Democrats who do not believe that the Executive has any part or lot in the fraternal relations of the several States to each other and to the Union other than that which the President ex ercises as a part of the law-making power. The theory of State rights has been in such bad company of late, and has been so mangled and misrepresented, as an a pology for Secession, that there is danger that the Hamiltonian theory of federated powers may be carried too far, and we may leave the States without any rights at all. Indeed, it would seem that the relations of the States to the General Government might be adjusted by a sin gle consideration. All sovereignty re sides in the people. For the manage ment of their domestic concerns, the peo ple have chosen the agency of a state, for the management of their national aud foreign affairs they have chosen the Fed eral Government. In all that relates to tbe former the State is the supreme agent. In all that relates to each other, and to the national Government, that is supreme. There would seem, therefore, to be no ne cessity for any clashing between these two agencies of the people. Meanwhile in such military districts as are comprised within the boundaries of States, the Mil itary Governor should be charged with the economical administration of an ex ecutive Government whioh should insure the safety of his property, taxing the in habitants of such districts for the cost of such Government, so that by contumacy add adherence to the spirit of treason the State should not tax the treasuries of the loyal States for the expenses of their mil itary government. The material resources of the State should be developed; its means of com munication with other States and parts of itself fostered, so as to afford the full est opportunity for emigration. Perhaps some may think I have held too much stress upon the several propositions which arc laid down as conditions precedent to the action which should bring back a re volted State. I would have them put nakedly to, the people of the State before any election' of officers was called, be cause I would eliminate all the elements of personal difference- as to the rulers from the adoption of principles of govern ment. T would first present the princi ples ; they being determined.-, then the questions of men could be' discussed. ' Upon the first proposition that I would require to be submitted to the people of each rebellious State before" it can ask to come back into relations with the loyal States to wit, the abolition of Slavery there certainly can be but one mind at North. The second, that there can bo no right of secession, is necessary to be declared as a part of the fundamental law, because for more than' thirty years,; the , people of the South have been taught by their leaders that such a right does ex ist; so that many good and true men have been led away by this heresy into a Re bellion from which they would otherwise have shrunk. Let the maxim, "There are - no rights of Secession' , therefore J nereatter stand as the corner-stone of the frame of government of each revolted orate, tney owe s0 mucn t0 tn0 saenhces of the loyal States for the Union. The third proposition, that the Confederate debt shall never be recognized, is neces ry as a preventive of a grievous wrong. The loyal States of the North, New Tork for example, in addition to its share of the burden of the national debt is bur dened with many millions of State debt, all contracted in defense of the countrv i and in subduing the Rebellion. The bouthern btates, when they return to their practical relations with the Govern ment will come back wholly free from this class of debt with which New York is burdened. Their debt, if "any, will have becn contracted in fighting against the Union and not in restoring it, and of course will be at first repudiated. But in time, when, as is just, New York and the other loyal States call upon the Gen eral ixovernment to assume this debt, con traded in its own defense, such demand will be opposed by the Southern States which have no such debt or will be en - i j i , ... uuiuuerea oy me proposition to assume for the South some part of the Confeder ate debt: and such will be the power of the pressure upon Congress of the im mense amount of the consolidated debt, unjust and iniquitous as it would be for the nation to assume it, I should fear for tne result. Therefore, i would have it as a part of the fundamental law of each State that no part of such debt should ov- T 1 i i ii. . ur ue assumeu or paid Dy tne estate, or any portion thereof. The assumption of sucli debt by the General Government is a subject so fraught with danger, so aid cd by the influence of money, that I would employ every means to keep it from the National councils. The necessity of the fourth proposed a- mendment of the Constitution of the sev eral States, that no Rebel officers should vote or nold oihee, is obvious iroin their Constitutions. This Rebellion was base ly set on foot because political power was was departing from the South and trav eling northward. To regain that power which their enterprise,' wealth, and consequent increase of population brought to the North, the leaders at the South plunged the nation into this horrid war. ouaii we not, tnereture, teacn coming generations by living examples that po litical power is not gained, but irretriev ably lost by rebellion against the United States ? Besides, the common mind at the South has been heretofore so much controlled by the leading men that such deprivation of political power is absolute ly necessary to deprive the leading class here of that influence over tho Southern has heretofore been and and will hereafter be exerted against the Union. Being a Democrat, I would break down the landholding and slavcholding aristoc racy of the South, which has brought so much of evil upon us. Is not the depri vation of political rights the appropriate aud mildest form of punishment of trcas- on v is not tins a necessary measure ot precaution against future evils 1 For these' reasons, therefore, which I have scarcely more than hinted at, I would in sist, before any measures should be taken to bring back a revolted State, that the inhabitants in their primary and funda mental law, as a part of the frame of Government, should solemnly provide that there should be neither slavery nor Secession in their State, and that Rebel debts and Rebel notes should be alike re pudiated. Thanking you for the patience with which you have listened to me, I shall be more than repaid if by these remarks I have brought before your minds for con consideration any of the momentous ques tions involved in the reconstruction of the Rebel States. The Five Cradles. A man that had been drinking more than was good for him, decided to attempt gaining, his bed without disturbing his wife and provoking a lecture. He reach ed the door of his room, and after rumi nating a few moments on the matter thought if he could reach the bedpost, and then hold on to that while he slipped off his apparel, tho feat would be accom plished. Unfortunately for his scheme, a cradle stood in a direct line with the bedpost, about the middle of the floor. Of course, when his shins came in con tact with it, he pitched over, and upon gainiug an erect position ere an equilib rium was established, he went over it backwards, in an equally summary man ner. Again he struggled to his feet and bent foremost over the bower of infant happiness. Atrfcngth, with the fifthrfall his patience became exhausted, an'd' the" obstacle was yet to bo overcome. In des peration he cried out to his sleeping part ner, "Wife ! -wife ! how many cradles have you got in tho house2? IJvc fallen! oVer five, and here's another before me." The wealthiest revenue district in tho Union, according to tho reporC of Com missioner Lewis,' is tho first district of Illionis, composed of Chicago and the county of Cook. From September, 862, to June 80, 18G4; the first district of Illi nois, paid 4,47 1 ,508.99. The next dis trict, is the fourth New Nork, which paid for" the' sanie- time l,42r,674.16. Collection of the Tax. Eevenue Yesterday Mrs. Collins, a resident" of Providence, Luzerne country, had a hear- mg before United States Commissioner Sproull, on a charge of resisting' the col lection of the United States revenue tax. The information tv.na icnn hxr .Tnoonli A Scranton. United Rtat nolWnr r fW. district. It appears from the informa tion that the husband of the accused keeps an eating house in Providence, but neglected to pay the government liconse for the same for three years, although frequently notified to do so. On the 18th of February the collector again visited Resisting the the house and proceeded to levy on a lotilul news from Washington set the honest oi wnissy in payment ior taxes oue. iur. Collins being away, the accused resisted the officers, and finally, with the assis tance of some friends, prevented the of ficers from making the levy, and com pelled them to leave. The defendant was held in the sum of one thousand dol lars for her appearance ' at the June term of the United States district court at Wil liamsport. Pittsburg Despatch. Loss by Fire. The Deputy Commissioner of the In ternal Revenue has made the following decision ; Losses by fire may be deducted from income, where they occur in connec tion with a business from which income is derived. If a building which is rented is destroyed or injured by fire, the a mount spent in rebuilding may be deduc ted from the amount received as rent; but when the building is occupied by tne owner, only so much can be deducted as does not exceed'the average expended in repairs on such building the proceed ing nve years. VY here losses are de ducted as in cases above given, insurance - ti moneys received muse oe returned as income. Who are the Murderers. The telegraph announces the facts that the men who struck down President Lin coln and Secretary Seward are known. Ihey are guilty of the most terrible mur der ever known, but are not alone in their guilt. The guilt of the man who instigated the crime, who gave the color ot authority to the act is even more damnable. Among the official documents found in the rebel capital on the entry of our troops into Richmond, was a bill offered in secret session of the rebel House of Representatives, January 80th, 1865, establishing a Secret Service Bureau, for the employment of secret agents "either in the Confederate States, or without the enemy's lines, or in any foreign country." and authorizing its chief officer "to or ganize such a system for the application of new means of warfare approved, and of secret service ageucies, as may tend best to secure the objects of the establish ment of the bureau." Arson and murder arc among the "new means or warfare adopted, and everv member of the rebel Government should be held to strict account for the fearful crimes committed under their sanction. - Clevc. Her. Extempore Preaching. There are good people who at this late day, dislike exceedingly to listen to a preacher who makes use of written sermons. A minister whom we fell m company with a day or two since, gave us a little of his early experience on this point and related the following incident : He said that, just before leaving the theolgical school, he was sent to a certain Baptist Church in the country, to sup ply for a single Sabbath, and was direc ted, when he arrived, to call on one of the members an old farmer at whose house it was expected he would put up. When he arrived, the old farmer re ceived him cordially, and immediately commenced "conversation as follows : Farmer (eyeing him closely) : You have come to praech for us have you 1 Student : Yes, sir, I have come with that expectation. Farmer : Do you make uso of written sermons ? Student : I do. Farmer : You do 7 Then we don't want you. I'll speak to the people my self, first ; we want a man that can open his mouth and have the gospel flow out like water gushing out at the tail of a saw-mill, and that will meffi dow"h the hearts of the peoplo like honey on a hot rock. Punishment on the Instant.' By one of our Illinois exchanges weienrc that a few days since a soldier's wife, living in the south part of Macon county, came to Decatur for the purpose of receiving at the express office a packago of 400 sent her by her frtreband in the army. Being unable to furnish the proof of her identity, she was obliged to return with out the money, an'd was subsequently ac companied by her brother-in-law, w;ho furnished the required proof. On retur ning nome srre-piacea tne money urwerj uui jmiun. uviuu huju uuuu tuu uiguu, jiuatuen reveaieu a counterfeit bilLm'lbe a man whom she supposed to be a negro,' box, anfdf ttio one who put il therohrw broke open the doOr an'd' demanded the ! draSify found, whothought he,.was.ouig" -money. There being a fire in the fire-' some thing in the way of benevolence place suincient to lignt tno room the wo- matt' tarew. the money as tno ruman stqOpcd him a blow with a pc neck. The neighbors were aroused, and on washih'g the dead man's i'aco the rob- Ber proved to beJ her brother-in-law. Th A Best of .Vipers. The N. Y. Time3 quotes from a West. prn paper, the following statement, shot?s jing that assassination and murder have not only hpre and there a ruffianly admi- rer, but that a whole community may be so lost to .decency, and devoid of every, instinct of patriotism and humanity, as' to exult as one man over a crime which! has no parallel in American annals. The statement is as follows : "About eight m'ilc3 from Shelbyvi'llo'; Indiana, is the little town of Marietta, a place noted for nothing in particular, savo iuu viruieui. type or coppcrneaaism pre- j vailing there. The reception of the dreadf" j -umuuruta iiiuruuuuum t-razy witn joy. In the absence of a cannon they loaded? and fired an anvil repeatedly, shouted danced, sang, and in every possible man-, ner gave expression to their demoniac joy, after which they constructed an effi gy of President Lincoln, with a rude rep resentation of tho bullet-hole in hhihead which they carried about the streets, a ruffian following, and ringing a bell. -The effigy waa afterward Burnt." Koesby En Route for the Tians-lftMi- sippi. . , From the Richmond Whig, May 2." . When we last referred to Colonel Johp. S. Moseby he had justhad? at Berryvilje Clarke county, "Va., an' interview with; General Chapman, which it was believed would result in the surrender of his bat talion to the United States troops on the terms accorded by General Grant to,Getf." eral Lee. The negotiations, it will be re membered, were broken off by General Chapman's receiving orders, and it would seem tney were nevea renewed for we learn from one of Moseby's men, .w.n'q has recently arrived in the city, that the noted Partisan Ranger has, like .Davis, the great head and front of the Rebellion; determined to fly to the Trans-Mississippi. He took leave of his men at Salem, Fauqu ier county, telling them that he was about to set out for Texas, but that they must disband and return to their homes ; that he did not wish that they should accom-" pany him, as by so doing they might pu! their necks into a halter. He rode off,' accompaniod by a small number of his bid companions in arms. The organization at once disbanded. Many of the ment and officers have gone to Winchester, and1' th ere been paroled ; some came to this city, and others have returned to their homes. Colonel Moseby leaves a young wife, who is residing with his father, m Amherst. It is not known whether lie seeks the Western country with belliger- ent intentions, or like old Foote, to find" some sequestered spot where taxation is unknown. In further Illustration of our recent" comments upon the hypocrisy of the Cop perheads who pretend to be so -grief-stricken over the conduct of their bro ther Booth, we give the following ex tracts from one of their newspapers, the Greensburg (Westmoreland county) Aryus. It was published as the editoriaji- announcement ot the fall of Richmond,' and is one of the most hideous exibifions1 of traitor malignity that we have ever witnessed. To what extent it excited the assassination of President Lincoln may be 'judged by each reader for himV sclf. "The scraps of war news which we publish to-day carry sorrow and bereave ment to thousands of families. The slaughter on both sides has been terrific' The, bungling butcher Grant, the marau der Sherman, the incendiarv RfinriiTnn have no doubt, sit an immense sacrifice of life", obtained a decided advantage over tne uoniederatc lorces. JfcJvcry battle in flicts fresh infamy upon our rulers, who have persistently refused all terms of re conciliation that did not inflict a death' blow upon the Constitution, and be the i . - . ...... winding sneet ot our tree institutions. This is the Westmoreland organ of Democracy. It comports wclf with the" Jja Crosse Democrat or the Richmond Enquirer. - Cornered. , Covetous" people often seclc to shelter themselves behind.the" widow's mite, and to give a paltry sum to benevolent object under cover of her contribution. The"' following inciddnt has a moral for alf such :' ... , A gentleman called upon a wealthy friend for coiffributfoh. r . "Yes, I must give you my mite," said' the rich man. :j "You mean tho widow's mite, I sup pose," replied the other.' "To bo sure I do." t , . Tho gentleman continued "I will-be1 swished witfr half as much, ,as she gave. How. much are you1 worth ?" "'Seventy thousand dollars," he an swered. "Give then ft check for.thirtv-five thou- sand, tnat wiU be" jW half as much as' the widow gave; for she gave all she had." It was a new idea to the wealthy rn'dr-" chant. Apunday school collection for the. "JJidn t you know that this notoSwi suppose the little heathen would' know tho difference, and thought it' would be just as good for them," was' the reply. on- tno floor, and good ior nothing: ?" said the teacher. to pick it up, dealt "Yes," answered the boy. ."Then why iker that broke his did you put it iu the Box ?" it rf i