JEFFERSONIAN sae.' 31 Hlcuotci to folitics, flteraturc, 3-gticitltuvc, Science, iitovaliiy, auo (Utencral McUigtttce. VOL. 23. STROUDSBtTRGr, MONROE COUNTY, PA. FEBRUARY S, 1865. NO. 49, THE For Rats, Mice, Ranches, Aul,lfi)rhed,'sPat?h of business and the ar.commo- Bed Bugs, Moths in Pars, Wool-'T1 UI CUb.ncrs. navingmade largeau en, &c Insects on Plants, Fowls, ; ditions to their already largestock of p"lupn6oc. and si.oo Boxes. Bot-!?r"gs, Medicines, Perfumery, &c,, lies, and Fbiske. $3 and &5 sizes for Ho lei?, Public Institutions, &c. -'Only infallible remedies known." "Free from Poisons." "Not" dangerous lo the Human Family." "Rats come out of their holes to die." 0Sold Wholesale in all large cities. 05Sold by all Druggists and Retailers ev crywhere. O"! Be ware!!! of all worthless imitations. (t7""Scc that "CostarV name is on each Box, Bottle and Fin sic, before you buy. j 03-Addrcss HENRY R. COSTAR. Sold by W. HOLLTNSflEAD. Whnlasale & Retail Agent, Stroudsburg, Pa. March 2i, ItGl. Gin. A LECTURE TO YOUNG MEN. Just Published in a Scaled Envelope. Prize Six Cents. A Lcrfitrooti Hie .nlnrc, Treat. mcnt and radical cure of SrmoiATon-: biKEi, or Seminal Wcakn.-ss, Involuntary r..,;.c; r.v .i nni.;iii,. -.,,1 T,nnn.v,.nt ililv,and Impediments 'Nervousness, Cox-.tcs to Marriage generally luition, Edlkpsy, and Fits; Mental and! Physical Incapacity, resulting from Self-A-u..J a i ii nnh'T i rnrvrnu'Rr.T. !- 1 1 0 V. m Vv V -- v W JL a W L-J A V JIJ 111 , . . :. .i:j .,:.;.. ..!.. of cure at once certain and effectual, by J which every sufferer, no matter what his; condition may be, ma v cure himself cheaply, j pri vatcly, and ra d icalfv. THIS LECTU RE WILL PROVE A BOON TO THOUS-J ANDS AND THOUSANDS. j Sent, under seal, in a plain envelope, to4 any address, post-paid, on receipt of six cents, or two post stamps. Address the pub-! Ushers, CHAS. J. C. KLINE &, CO., 127 Bowery, New I'ork, Post of fice box -loO. June 16, 1SGL ly. DR. W. if. WiTIOil, Of PhiladelpMa. Where he has Icon in successful Practice! fur n number of vcar?, with the experience,.. ol all the different Hospitals, &.C., is now permanently located at Allcntown, (Office iSchncck's Eagle Hotel.) where he will be in strict attendance lo all Professional calls. No Patent Medicines usrd or recommend ed. Thc remedies administered are those which will not break down the constitution, iul renovate the pystcm from all injuries it Eiib sustained from improper treatment, and t-eave the system in a healthy and perfectly cured condition. Melancholly Alteration, th.it slate or ali enation and weakness of the mind which render? persons incapable of enjoying the pleasures or performing thr duties of life. DYSPEPSIA. That distressing disease And fell desUoycr of health and happiness, underlining the constitution and yearly car rying thousands to uiilimHy graves, can most emphatically be cured. RHEUMATISM In any form or condi tion wairantcd currable, Epilepsy, or falling sickness, all chronic or stubborn enses of; . i ti: i: it., "Joiii M. D., Author of the "Green Book," &c. j mf" rc 10 -Cl a Pure anu genuine arucic The world renowned author, in thi? admi- n;i '"S 0,1 . . . . reher. Brolh.:r rablc Lecture, clearly proves from his own! 1 he udcrstgned hope, by strict attention personal experience that the awful consc-; toPt1l,usincf ' a"d a dcs,re to ,!neet thc wants quences of Self-Abuse may be effectually re.if the public, to merit a continuance and m ilioved without medicine, and without dan-: crease of the patronage heretofore extended , ,: i ... to the Phoenix. Rheum, and every description ol Ulcerations;! t,, ' . . , r - !i, j Pile-and Scrofulous di.enscs, which have jspectfully inform his old friend, and the baffled previous medical .kill, can be cured Puj generally, that ha ally prepared to bv proper treatment; and I do say, (yes 111 a11 f,rders m .hlsl,nc Pptness, and cJsumplion) can be cured by wearing my 1 in a style superior even to what he was able . i, t i , ,,- ;c Jnrn,a,i ?n to do m the old establishment destroyed by Medicated Jacket, wlitcu is a protection to . , TT . c . . Je z . , - , ii i r.. .1 the flood. Having a full assortment of pat- the Lungs against all changes of weather in . r , . . . , . dim-tea, Having investigated for years . tcrs, fmadc f est mateial, hc 18 Pre" ihe cause ond character of intcrmiltcnts.Vo-1 Pared aU fF vcr and Ague.) in all parts of the United jjjj I Work. Bai'll B'.illS, PiOW Cast States will cure permanently all Chronic; . 3 A Cnc,v. jJtUt, or Acute cases of Ague and Nervous diseas-j gS aua aasn "dgDlS, cf, in a few days. ; STEAM ENGINES, MACHINE WORK, TAPE WORM. That dread to the II u-1 . . man Family, cau be removed and permanent- j &c. Being an experienced yorkman ly cured 1 himself, and employing none but the best Consultation in my office in the English hands and the best material, the public may and German language, free of charge. Will rest assured that all work coming from his make visits any distance. Wednesdays and j sp will be fully equal, if not superior, to Saturdays set apart for patients from a dis-iat produced by any other establishment m tnn Mav bft nHilrr.Ssp.l lw lntiPrCrnrif1dr.n-' the country. The new Foundry and Ma- UnllyAand Medicines sent with proper di- rsclJoiis to any part of the country. Dr. W. H. WITMOR, Office in Eagle Hotel Building, Al'entown, Lehigh Co., Pa. September 1, 18G4 -ly. JKIASOIV VOCK, ; Glazier, aEfid Paper Hanger, Will attend to, and promptly execute, all' .... 1 orders with which he may be lavorcu. rrom t;r., i- i - .i : Kn.i.ac The subscriber would rcspectiully uotily his long experience in the various branches ... " I , , J- ...inf uL of hi. business, hc feels confident of render the public that he has now for sale at his ing entire satisfaction in his work. He WfBtand)S7;dS!lo f ! may be found at his shop, on Simpson and Plendid lot of new and fashiouab e fur street, Stroudsburg, Pa. , nlture' 6Uch as Patronage respectfully solicited. .1 Bureaus, Bedstead Tables, March 26,1662. j W Chairs, &c. HOWARD ASSOCIATIOIV, which he will dispose of cheap for cash or PHILADELPHIA. ready pay. He has also on hand a choice lot ot Diseases of the Nervous, Seminal, Urinary nw KTnii1riino6 und Sexual Systems new and reliable treat-' wll l aiuiuuuis, meat in Reports of the HOWARD ASSO- which he is prepared to make up m frames CIATION Sent by mail in sealed letter to order, or dispose of as purchasers may re envelopes, free of charge. Address, Dr. J. quire. SKILLIN HOUGHTON, Howard Associa- The undertaking business promptly at tion, No. 2 South Ninth Street, Philudel- tended to as usual, pbia, Pa. MORRIS SMILEY. XJecember 17, 1863. ly. Stroudsburg, Pa., Feb. 26, 1664. tf: 'PHOEftlX DRUG STORE. ! DREIIER & BROTHER, (Successors to Durling & Boys,) 1 Respectfully notify the public, that hav j ing purchased the above establishment, they i will continue the Drug and Medicine busi , ness, at the old stand. The room is commo dious, and is fitted up with everv convenience purchased with a view to the ac tion of the new tax and tariff laws, they are prepared to offer rare bargains to purchasers. READER, ' If you want pure, fresh Drugs and Medi cines, call on Drehcr & Brother. ! If you want first quality I'aints, Oils and j Dye Stujs, call on Dreher & Brother. Jr you want Perfumery, in almost endless variety, call on Dreher & lirother. J'011 want Lamps and pure,safe and ,c,,eaP Burning Otis, call on j Dreher &, Brother. If you want any of the most popular Pat- cnt Medicines, or those which are not quite so popular, call on Dreher & Brother. I If you want the best Cigars or a choice : article of Chewing Tobacco, call on Dreher & Brother. If you want Physicians Prescriptions carefully compounded, call on Dreher & Brother If you want pure Wines and Liquors for i,nC(licina1' sacramental or other uses, call " A , , Jc!lcr B!ollcr;, " ?" wa"1 " 0 occ 01 ifl,r 1 00I" au "ml Uath Brushes, Combs, Soaps, Cosmet- I11'1 CI?',h, Brushes, Combs, Soaps, Cos and IoiIct Articles generally, call on Drelier & Brother. In short, If you wantany thing usually kept a well regulated Drug Store, vou can only A - . . 1 t LiJjU. li, DREHER. E. B. DRDIIER. Stroudsburg, Oct. 22, 1SG3. LIVERY BUSINESS. Wm. Huntsman. Proprietor H.i ving purchased he stock f bitoly owned by Kautz and Huntsman, I lake this opportunity to notify my friends and the public generally, that I have added considerable new slock to the same, and will continue the business at I he old .stand, on Franklin street, where I am prepared to hire horse? and carriages at the lowest cash rates. My horses are safe, fast and gentle, and their vehicles consist of all kimis, to t-uit the taste of thc fastidious. Attentive ostlers always on hand, and drivers j':inii.vp( when desired. Call and see for l O. ...I -C VOurelcs. iyour.-mu'!'. oiraii"ur& iuii;u iu any pan ui - COUIItrv at short notice. Tbev will con- w tinue to run the new omnibus between this corouph and the Rnilroad Depot. Persons futending lo go on the railroad will be called tor at any part of the borough, by leaving iheir names at the office near the stable. The omnibus will also be at the depot on thc arrival of trains to convey passengers into town. No pains will be spnred lo give satisfaction lo all who may favor them with their patron age. WILLIAM HUNTSMAN. AND MACHINE SHOP, The undersigned having completed his chine Shop is located on Walton street, near Elizabeth street, m the borough of Strouds- burg, where the orders of old friends as well as new one are soiicueu. urucra irom a nistance may be addressed, per mail, to 1 F. LANDERS, Stroudsburg, Monroe Co., Pa. September 4th, 1862. New Furniture. New Foundry Published by Theodore Sclioch. TERMS Two dollars a year in adrance and if no paid before the end of the yeiu, two dollars and fitfy ots. will be charged. No paper discontinued until all arreatages are paid, except at the option of the editor. j leal, one or three insertions $1 50. Eauh additional insertion, 50 cents. Longer ones in proportion. JOB PRINTING, OF ALL KINDS. Executed in the highest style of the Art, and on the ! must. n:isnr.-ih! lerms Brown & Keller, DEALERS IN Clocks, Watches, Jewelry, Silver Ware, Plated Ware, Books, Stationery, Wall Paper, Notions, &Ci, &c j They have recently purchased "MEL ( ICJCS OLD STAND," and with increased facilities fur business, and a determination to please, feel justified in asking the con tinued patronage of the old customers of this establishment. In, constant communication with Importers in New York and Phily bclpiiia, and in possession of peculiar ad vantages in this respect, they are prepared to sell CLOCKS, WATCHES & JEW ELRY, of superior make and finish as well also as of cheaper character, at remarkably low rates. They also keep constantly on hand the best quality of SiVrer and Plated Ware, Tea Spoons, Cas tors, Spectacles, Razors, Pe:i-knives, Scissors, and all sorts of Cutlery ; Toys of all kinds, Childrens Carriages, Bird cages, Fishing Tackle, Baskets, Guns and Pistols, Lamps of all kinds and Fixtures; Superior Sewing Machines, Clothes Wringers, School Books, Miscellaneous and Blank Books, Ledgers and Day Books, Paper, Envelopes, Pe7is, Ink, eje, tyc. Photograph Frames, Wall Paper, Window Shades, and Fruit Cans of every de scription. Lamp Burners altered. Repairing of Clocks, Watches and Jewelry attended to promptly and satisfactorily. Orders taken for Silver Ware and filled with dispatch. Slroudsburg,May 19, 1864. tf Groceries mu Hardware. The Subscriber informs the public that he has opened the most extensive GE&OCJGRY STORE in the County, consisting of Tery fine and common COFFEE, SUGARS, And a large assortment of TEAS, MO LA SSES, Ilai5ons, Salt Fish, and hundreds of other articles commonly kept in a Grocery fctore. ALSO, A large stock of HARDWARE, The subscriber has made arrangement in thc cities which enables him to pro cui'C any article in his liuc of business ea short notice. I All persons are kindly invited to ca41 and examine his stock before they pur chase elsewhere. i All kinds of Grain and Produce pur chased by thc subscriber for which the highest Market price will be paid in ex change for goods. Store' next door to the Indian Queen Hotel. 33AHNKT MANSFIELD. Stroudsburg, April 2, 1803. Sew Confectionery, The Subscriber informs his friends, and thc public generally, that he has o pencd au extensive Confectionery Store, in the Borough of Stroudsburg, four doors below "lluster's Clothing Store." Everything in the line of Confectione ry, French or Domestic,- all kinds of NUTS, "CANDIES, ORAISGES, LEJIONS, FIGS, &c, Can be had at CITY PRICES, cither at WHOLESALE OR RETAIL. JteaT-ALSO A lot of Choice Flowers.-lSa Please call and cxaming his Stock. JAMES BALLBNTYNBw Stroudsburg, May 12, 1864. tf. DELAWARE HOUSE. This splendid Hotel, situated near the Stroudsburi? Depot, pos sesses all the advantages the jruest can desire. The house is fitted and furnished in an unsurpassed style, and the Parlors and Rooms are commodious and well ventilated, with good attendance. Attached is extensive stabling. Terms rea sonable. A. M. JONES, Proprietor. June 2, 1S64. tf. Sontiicimcr & llerriaiaiiu, . WHOLESALE DEALERS IN FANCY GOODS AND YANKEE NOTIONS? STROUDSBURG, PA. August 11, 1864. tf. Winter frill not last Forever. Wmler will not last forever : Spring will soon come forth again, And, with flowers of every color, Deck the hillside and the plain. Lambs will soon in fields be sporting, Birds re-echo from each tree "Winter's gone ! its days are ended We are happy we are free !" Hedge and tree will soon be budding, Soon with leaves be covered o'er : Winter cannot last forever ; Brighter days are yet in store. Sorrows will not last forever, Joy our every grief succeeding, As the sunshine after rain. As thc snow and ice of winter, Melt at the approach of Spring, So will all our cares and trials, Joy, and peace and comfort bring, When the heart is sad and drooping, Think, though you be vexed sore, Sorrows cannot last forever; Brighter days are yet in store. A Novel Marriage In Pennsylvania. The Lancaster (Pa.) Press says that a large crowd ot persons assembled in the Mennonitc Church, in that city, on Sun day morning last, to witness the marriage between two members of the Mennonite persuasion. The ceremony was perform ed by Rev. John Kohr, assisted by llev. Christian Wilmer. To those of the audi ence who never witnessed a wedding of members of this denomination, the affair was novel and interesting. The sermon was appropriate to the occasion. The preacher read from the 3d to the 10th verses of the 18th chapter of Matthew, and from the 22d verse to the end of the 5th chapter of Ephesians, basing his re marks on these passages of the Scripture. The whole discourse was devoted to the duties of candidates for matrimony to each other, and their spiritual relations to "Christ, the head of the Church. At the conclusion of the regular exer cise the marriage rife was performed in front of the pulpit. The bridegroom was asked whether he believed this sister of his faith was allotted by Christ, to be his wife, and whether he was free from all other women's persons. Affirmative an swers being given, similar questions were put to the bride and answered. The u sual questions were put and answered, when the twain were pronounced man and wife. The manner of bringing about marriages between the members of this denomination differs from that of other Christians. What is called "courting" is done by their preachers, the candidates for matrimonial honors not being allowed to visit the object of their affections. When a brother wishes to take to himself one of the sisters as a wife, the fact is communicated to the preacher who makes known to the sister the feelings of this brother, and if no objections be made on her part, the bans are published in the church, and thc wedding takes place in due time. A lethargic Lover. The writer of a scientific article iu the Patrie relates a singular instanse of pro longed lethargy. A farm servant at Rou en, who was about to marry, learned sud denly that his intended bride, with whom he was passionately in love, had deceived him, and was on the point of becoming the wife of another. The young man, although of an excitable nature, betrayed no signs of impatience, but yawned, stretched himself, and then complained of a heaviness in the head and a feeling of drowsiness. He went to bed and fell asleep ; but thc next day it was found that he could not be awakened. Efforts to arouse him were made continually for a week, but with no better success. Hc was then removed to a hospital, where hc remained four months without giving auy other token of life, than an occasional convulsive movement of the eyes. An attempt was made to make him swallow a little wine and broth, but the process of deglutition did not take place and the liquids flowed from his mouth. At the expiration of the above-mentioned period he awoke and manifested his surprise at finding himself in the hospital, and could scarcely believe thul he slept more than two hours. The alarmiuo: leanness to which he had been reduced soon disap peared; he recovered his previous strength aud shortly after consoled himself for his faithless sweetheart by marrying another. An Important Capture. Lieut. Davis, of the rebel army, was arrested at Newark, Ohio, a few days since, lie was on his way from Canada to the South, via Washington. The importance of his capture consists in the fact that he was for some time in charge of thc prison at Andersonville where our brave soldiers suffered such torture. He was recognized on the cars by a young soldier, who had been a prisoner under him, and had felt the effects of his brutal tyranny. He said that his name was Cummings; but on his arrival at Newark, there happened to be some other soldiers there who had been prisoners at Andersonville, and they too recognized him. Being unable to face down the array of evidence which eon fronted him, he finally confessed that he was the man, and yielded to his fate with as much composure as he could command. Capfc. Robert Small, who surrendered the steamer Planter to our forces, and who is now in command of a United States gunboat, was turned out of the cafs-in Philadelphia, a few days ago, on 'account of his color: A Good Story. A tall Sucker volunteer who is in a northern city uon detached service," hav ing lost his health, and havi ng but little faith in the skill of army surgeous, called upon Doctor S , a resident practi tioner, for treatment. The Doctor gave the case a careful examination, and wrote out a couple of prescriptions, which he nanacu tne soldier, at the same time giv ing thc necessary directions as to diet. etc. Being asked for his hill, thr- cian blandly answered, "Fifteen dollars, Sir" n- k UI. ' , ' uui uuj, ui uiuu openen nis eyes pretty wide at the (to him) fabulous price of the slips of paper, but slowly drew the rrrnntiknnlr i . . i 1 1 j a'vi-uuuuao aim uuuuiuu uui ine amount. Going to the nearest apothecary's he handed in the mystical papers, and the compounds were speedily made up and given to the soldier, with thc iutituation that "two and half wa3 expected as an equivalent " Why," said our friend the Sucker, "I just paid an old feller fifteen dollars for that stuff." "You paid the Doctor for the prescrip tion," replied the vender of pills; "this is for the medicine." "I tell you I paid that old chap fifteen dollars, and I won't pay another cent. Now you just leave these bottles right here, and give me the prescription, and if that secesh sawbones don't make it all right PU break his head for him." So taking the prescription and assum ing an air or injured indignation he pro ceeded to the office of Dr. S- Mar ching straight up to that erentleman. he addressed him : "Look here, old feller, didn't I pay you fifteen dollars for this 'ere rag ?" " Yes, sir yes, sir," says Medicus. "Well, this pill-shop man down here wants to make me pay two and a half more" "That is right, my friend. You see I only charge you for the prescription ; the medicine is extra." "Medicine ! You fellers wants to skin a feller because he's a soldier ! You can't come it over me, though I'm a veteran ! Now you just give me back my fifteen dollars and take your old pre scription ! Ihe Doctor disgorged thc money, and our Illinois Yankee threw down the pres cription in disgust before him, and, with a twinkle in his eye, left the office. This little financial transaction over, our frieud went straightway to thc drug store, aud with a satisfied expression told the druggist that he would pay for that , medicine now ; lie had fixed it all up with the doctor ; and forking over the requisite sum he left. Upon comparing notes with the drug gist a few days after, Dr. S was ap prised of the sell that had been practiced on him, and the joke soon became known, but to this day he is decidedly sensitive ou the subject of his military practice. The Wooden Watch. There is an old trick often played upon couutryuien in London, called the "wood en dodge." A country greenhorn is walk ing in thc street, wheu a man, dressed as a respectable farmer, addresses him, in quiring the way to sonie street, saying he is a stranger in London. "Well I be a stranger myself," replies thc countryman. Thc sharp then enters into conversa tion with the flat, and finally invites him to take a glass of ale with him : they pro ceed to some public house iu the neigh borhood. In the tap room is a gentle man with a haudsorue gold chain. The chap politely asks him thc time of day. " can't tell you," replies the man. "Well, says the sharp, "what is the good of having a chain without a watch?" "I have got a watch." "Let's see it, then, if you have got one?" .The man refuses, but persists that hc has a watch. lie soon after goes to sleep. "Now," says the sharp to the country man, "I don't believe that fellow has got a watch', though he has a such a fiue chain. He's asleep ; I shall see if he has." He then pulls out the chain of thc sleeping man and exhibits a round lump of wood attached to the end of it. "There," says he, "I knew the fellow was humbugging; he has got no watch. Now," addressing the countryman, "we'll see ii we can i gee mm wnen ne waKcs. The man wakes up, and the sharp says, "You have not get a watch." "I have," replies tlic other : "I'll bet you five pounds I have got a watch at the end of this chain." , j "Let's bet him' says the sharp to the countryman. "We'll go halves ; he does not know that we have looked iu his pock et, and thinks we won't bet." I The countryman, having seen plainly that there was only a piece of wood at tached to the chain, offers to bet. The bet is accepted, and thc man who is a confederate of the sham countryman, pressing a spring iu the wood, shows that it encloses a small gold watch, aud takes possession of the five pounds, thus gain ing two pounds and ten shillings in the operation. The sham couutryman con doles, of course, with the greenhorn, and takes his departure as soon as possible. j A marriage ceremony in Chicago was in- terrupted a lew wcekssince by an individirl in the congregation who indignantly de clared that the lady had promised to mar ry him the very day before, aud that he wanted the minister to "hold her word." The objection was not considered legal, and after some little confusion the service jWent on'. The Erie Railway. The State Engineer and Surveyor of New York, in his report for . 1864 gives the following statistics in relation to the' Erio, Railway The length of the railwav is 459 mile?" ' of which 320 miles are double track. The branch roads amout to 165 miles. The number of engines employed are 241: of first class cars, 48 ; freight baggage, mail, and express cars, 48 ; freight -cars: 3,319. The average rate of speed, ex clusive of stops, is 26 miles an hour. for ordinary passenger trains ; 30 for express trains, and 14 for freight trains. A mount of freight transported for year, lj 1,815,097 tons. Rates of fare : first class through passengers, 3.20 cents per mile ; first class way-passeu'gers, 2.53 cents; second class through passengers, 1.98 cents; emigrant through-passengers, 6 mills; emigrant way passengers, 1.35 ccuts. The total earnings of the road from passengers, freight, &c, amounted to $10,246,117.22; total expenditures, except for construction, 88,834,945,07. Three dividends for the fiscal year are reported : one of 5 per cent., ou prefer red stock, for the year ending December, 1862; one of 3 per cent, on' preferred stock for thc next six months, and also at the same time another of 3 per cent, for six months on commou stock. The accidents reported are : sir" pas sengers, twenty-nine employees and twenty-six other persons killed, and nine injured'. The stock, &c , at the road is reported at 19,983,200 all of which is subscrib ed and paid in. The debt is $20,092. 000. ' ' Important to Discharged Soldiers7. It is or ought to be kuown to soldier? who go to Washington to get arrears o( pay aud bounty, that the cost of tran.s; portation to and from that city is deduc ted from their accounts This deduction, the Pittsburg Chronicle says, can be saved to the soldier by enclosing, certifi cates of discharge and blauk vouchers, signed, to Col. Frank Jordan, the Penn sylvania State Agent at Washington. Such accouuts can be collected without the presence of the soldier, and when ever the papers are dispatched as herein stated, Col. Jordan will see that all ac counts thus entrusted for settlement to his department are collected, and the sums received immediately remitted te-; thc soldiers. A Trenton paper says ; "A walkthrough The Morrisville burying ground, just' o ver the river, will bring to one's notice a queer epitaph. It is to Sanruel Mc Crackcn, a former resident of that village, and bears the following addenda to the1 record of the birth and death : 'If all the" leading politicians aud prifstsgo to Hea ven, I waut' to get off at some other sta tion.' To put this on his gravestone was the order of the man by directions-' found in his will." An elderly rebel, extensively dressed in jeans, and beariug a gold-headed cane, came to Gen. Sherman's heacquaters one eveuing,' during the' raid, to see' whalc was up. Hc was tre.itetl well, auM took his misfortune in losing tfegroes aud scock very philosophically, and seemed" to comfort himself with saying that "things is going to the devil an ho-.v. and it didn't make much u i tie i once now soon!' As he was taking h.s leave he nied':' "Whar ycr gulne from bar, Gineral?" Sherman looked at the old fellow quizzi cally for a moment, and replied ; "Why, pretty niueh where we damn please 1" " With' this comfb'rtiug assurance the gold' headed caue retired. The last wicked story of Paris is, that there is a mother married, of course' very early who still prides herself on' her youth aud beauty. She has had dif Terences with her son, who is old chbuglV. at least, to be examined on oath1. They both had" to' state their age in a court-o' justice. "Your age, niadahie?" asks courteous justice. ''IVenty-frve," says audacious mother.- A little later the son is in the box.' "Your age, sir?" asks justice. "Why," answers ingenuous youth"! find, to uYy astonishment, ,that lanra' year older that my mother.1" Shermau's army appears to have indul ged in letter writing upon theiraVriv.il at Savannah to a'n extent quite unpreceden ted. A mail from that army was recetv eed iu New York one day last week, which?, filled 80 large bags. The number of hearts that have been cheered by the non tents of those mail bags, it is almost-impossible to compute. The spirit of Slier man'sanny is high aud exultant, and hard ly a man in it sends any other than joyful Words to the loved ones brnne Two thousind of 'he 11 pti,rr? j Elmira have ina Je ' f'lu-:i(Hii-Wlithe oath of allogiauce liur hundred "tftL. the last fifteen dap: The first decision of Chief Jultice' Chase in the Supreme Court of the Uni ted States was that West Virginia is le gaily a State. The decision was given1 on the question placing the name of that State on' the list when calling the docket. Gen. Sickles goes to Califorffir j lieve (Jen. McDoweJJv