ScDotcft to politic literature, agriatltxirc, Snnia, JHoralitfi, anJr (general aTutcIIiflCuce. VOL 20: iiblislied by Theodore Schoch, TERMS. Two dollars per nnnumin advance Two dollars and a q-itirtcr, half yearly and if not paid be fore the end of the year, Two dollars and a half. N'o mincrsdiscontinued until allarrearaecsaicpnid, ;.xocpl.u the option of the Editor. r7AJvertiseincnts of one square (ten lines) or less, one or throe insertions, $1 00. Each additional inser fcon. 'Jj cents. Longer ones m proportion. JOB PKfffTffNG. Having a general assortment of large, plain and or hamental Type, ncarc propped to execute every dc scnplion of Car Is, Circulars, Hill Heads, Notes, Blank Receipts, Justices. Legal and other lll.inks, Pamphlets. &o.,prtn ted with neatness and despatch, on rcnsonablclcriiis at this office. I II I III I I I I I I I " " ' " " I I I ' I I I I MODERN" DEFINITIONS. Hard times Sitting on a cold grind stone and Heading the President's Mes sage. Love A little world within it el f. in timately connected with shovel and tongs. Progress of time A peddlar going thro' the land with wooden clocks. Politician A feilow that culls all his knowledge from borrowed newspapers. lligid Ju-tice Juror on a murder case fast asleep. Fricui One who takes jour and tbeu turns vou out. of door. money Patriot A man who has neither mon ey nor reputation to lose. Honesty Obsolete; a tortr. formerly used in the case of a man who paid for bi-i newspaper and the coat on his bock. Independence Owing fifty thousand dollars which you never intend to pay. Lovely Women An article manufac tured by milliners "Who wants but little here below, And wants that little for a show." Dandy A thing in pantaloons with a body and two arms a head without brain ti;ht boots a cane a white handkerchief two brooches and a riug on his little finder. Coquette A joans lady with more beauty than sense more accomplish-ment-i than learning; more charms of per sons than grace-- of mind more admi rers than friends irorc fools than wise men for attendant'. Credit A wise provi'on iy which con stables get a living. JJeoovolence To take a dollar out of one pocket and put it into the other. What he Died of. We overheard once the following dia logue between an alderman and au Irih shoplifter: "What's gone of your husband, wo man?" "Wat's gone of him, yer honor? Faith sir bo's gone dead.'' "Ah, pray what did he die of?' "Die, yer honor, he died of a Friday." ' I don't mean what day of the week but what complaint?" "Oh! what complaint your honor; faith an' it's himself that did'ut get time to complain." "Ob, he died suddenly." 'llather that way jer honor." "Did be fall in a fit!" No answer. "He fell down in a fit perhaps-?" J,A fit, ver honor! vhy no, not exactly that. He fell out of a window, or through 3 cellar door I dont know what they call it." "Ay, aud broke his neck." "No.jjot quite that, yer honor." "What then?" "There was a bit o' stiing or that like, and it throttled poor Mike." Contempt of Court. The other day a younz lawyer of one of the Webtern counties was employed to prosecute a man indicted for larceny be- i fore a committing court composed of three j magistrates. On hearing the teftimouy , they refused to commit the prisoner to jail. Our lawyer, whose name McKay, concluded to take reveuge on the icagis- , tretes. He accordingly began tbe at- tack. "I wish your Honor would fin: me five j dollons for'the contempt of Court," he caid. "Why, Mr. McKay!" j "Bccau?e I feci a very decided con- ' tempt for tbe Court "Your contempt for the Court is not more decided than tbe Court's contempt for you," was the response of oue of tbe magistrates. This was a Ftinging retort, and Msc Telt it; but another worshipful member of the Court a dry, hard-looking old blactc mil UUWlliautUM iuuvj uui.iuu " fiuishcd ..nd mmr.li.telv demolifhed tbe young lawyer: ' them. A soldier at his ide asked him ! thing, they are the first chaps who go tojpcnly. Through the friendship of a young "We mbt Goe you," be said, "but we what g00d be thought ho did, when he j the grocery stores in the morning. It is j man named Powers, who bad been boar rn'f tnnJ'hirrh oneof usvou'd want olinlai considered that an insult, all moonshine about tho Biuartest aud ! ding with me, I purchased some current .vu w uun - - v to borrow tho money irom io pay ti the money from to pay it with The bugh was against Mac. Ho was a notorious borrower when he oould find a lender. He has never jested witn tne Court eiuce the rebuke. . . t . 1 breaking up an Establishment. A man had migrated from church to church breaking up each as bo passed.- having called upon Dr. Spoflord for ad i u i.. r.--.i i,imilf in thfi Pr... vice, declaring her ailment to be pain in bvterian church, wbere be was making tbe bowels, the Doctor gave her a cathar g?eat progress. The preacher, in .treat tic, and requeuing her to call again in a distress, said to one of bis elders: "What shall we do with him!" "Oh?" replied the elder, 4,I have been praying tbe Lord to Bend him to hell." "Obi brother, what do you mean?" "Mean what I say; I hope ho will get to hell; he would do good there; he would break up the estab lishment in six weeks." Northern Pluck in California. An incident occurred in the United State Marshall office at San Francisco, which is too good to be Io-t. It is told on good authority, and is, doubtless, sub stantially correct. It is well known that there are Feveral small models of ships in the Marshal's of Gee, which have been ornamented with little secession flags about half the size of ono's hand. They are made of paper, 'and colored with red and blue ink. Ono on the masthead of the largest ship boars the name of Jeff. Davis, and tho others arc ordiuary three utriped rags, recently adopted as the ensigns of the Southern Slave Confederacy. On account of this display of these flags, the only publio place in the city, we believe, the Marsh al's ofBce is a privileged quarter for Se cessionists, nothing is moro common than to hear sceosion talk there. This has been particularly the case since the news of the breaking out of the war has come on. The story goes, that yesterday, while several gentlemen were fetting in 'the ".hal's office attending to business, a big .-trapping follow, all the way from louu u a revolver piping , n ): i . out irom uuaer tils coat-tail, strode into the place, with the air of a Tarquin, and exclaimed: "Well, at last, thank GodI we've got these d d nutmeg selling, mackerel catching, cod livered Yankee sons of to come to taw. That's jut what I've been wanting this many a day, the nigger thieving, psalm-singing abolitionists! We'll skin'om out of their boon." The braggart had scarcely finished his tirade, when ooe of the gentlemen, Cap tain , of the ship , who was observed to be getting nervou?, suddenly jumped up, and taking his place in front of the fellow, and shaking his fist?, re- plied: ''2row, bir, I don't know you, and -I don't want to know jou; but I tuppo.-e 3 on designate me as one of tho.-e nutmeg el!ing ia ackerel-catcbinc cod-livered Yaukee aon of I am captain of the ship dtr.-tand that I . anu 1 wane you io un- will not allow any man jr . . to use such language re-pecting me and my people in my precnce. And if you don't recant, I'll whip you here and now. I -ee your pistol, but 1 don t care for it. You have iusultcd me tir, and you shall au-.Ter for it " The boa-ter, seeing the captain's de termined bearing, and finding that he was in downright earnet-t-, replied by saving that bis remarks were general in their ua ture aud not by any means iutenued to apply to auy particular person. , Noth ing was further from hi i purpose than to insult any person present, and particular ly a Granger. To thn the irate captain retorted: "The language, sir, is an insult to the A tLerican name, aud I for one will not taud it from auy living man. No one but a traitor and a coward can talk in that way. Retrart it! retract it!" and with this he commenced advancing upon the SfCSsiouict. who began weakening in the knees, and finally wilted, while Tarpaulin reked the traitors fore and aft without mercy. Sacramento Bee. To be Continued. i Juleps are in t-oason and so is tbe sto- : ry of the broad-backed Kentuckian who ' Didn't Want his Custom, v.ect down to New Orleans for the first ; A cute villager who was bard up, en time. Whii-ky, brandy, and plain drinks tered the grocery of a good natured Ger bc knew, but a-i to the compound flavored man, and called for some crackers, after liquors he was a know-nothing. Repos- receiving which he entered into convorsa in,r on the seats of the bar room of the tion with some others in the room; protty St. Charles, be observed a crowd of fash- soou he remarked to the proprietor that ionable drinking mint juleps. he thought ho would not take crackers "Boy," said he, "briDg me a glass of but would take some beer instead and that beverage." ' returning them, drank the beer and was a- Wben be consumed the cooling draught bout to leave when the Dutchman called he called the boy again. ' out: "Boy, what was my last remark?" ) "Iley, you sir, you no pay me for do "Why you ordered a julep." ! pier." "TbatV right; don't forget it; keep on j "Why, yes I did, I gave you the brinirinir 'cm." crackers for the beer." 03"A New York chaplain, cut a figure j in the fight at Great Bethel. He " went ; into thefield to encourage thc men, and , taije care ol the wounded, when one of the secessionists blazed away at bim. It r astoniibed bim, and he thought it mu-t be a mistake, when another ball came blowing through his cap, about an inch and a half above his head. That made him mad: be did not come there to be nielrnri ont for a tarstt. and so he up with IIUUUU UUL lUi a Itfl uuu .-vuv up .111.1 ui .iiw,i ann" nd rmnned awav at -" 1 - ' . . 1 anQ- t0ia tue soiaier u ne uia uoi rumuie - a I 1 . a and told tbe soldier if be did uot tumble the next man down uo would report nim for wasting ammunition. Tbe soldier jet driVe, when one of the rebels threw his arms into the air and disappeared. be hind tbe breastworks. A Good Story. A servant girl iu Newburyport, Mass. fw rl-vs. which she Oja. tie aKeu uer if she-bad taken the medicine he gave" her; she replied in the affirmative. He then a.ked her, did "anything pass you after taking HP "Yes, sir," said she. "a horse and wagon and a drove of pigs. The Doctor coalap.ed, reuiark'iDg, "I j think you must be better' STROUDSBURG, MONROE A Iffewsing- Catastrohhe. A Brace of free Lovers Punished. The HaddoueeldrEnfi)I&awcr tells . uub-J amf'er a good story and vouches lor its truth iruiu. lo men near town in the employ ... i mt I rl(l n nnm rnr w ( rl C . 1 . in n ontp,,'a f.mii; 4. " .. ; s m"e' 18 l Hi giv- iraled with tit him frnm ti! u' a l - WD WOrd8' as DCarl 39 P08Sblo Mch vT t l9aDother amplification of the bar - eft the m ?er"P?ala a'J bansm of slavery : j thom and tho irnnnmli Ai i Z had beeo doing a beavy wholesale ice to it lYvSm l n aB1PleJu3; ,and-etal1 Proio business in the cityf that two years and was ried me and it Jot tn th bolhf "af' 1 6ett!ne along with the inhabitants very lad Hover Th 1 1 ""j the,r;Sffi:t Ull,il a little ""'ce trans- may lovirs. ibe latter were of courae rnred ns fni l k;i, ;r,,; u i. - indi.mnnt t.nA aa o ;foki .-u .- SpAp - rctr,b'on for the impoMfon pract.ced upon them obtained two young cats which the? made , . . . , . - . - n .1 uV V ... , juiingeisc, adopted a conservative view so- Un the night of tho next visit from ,J 0f matters. I was a strong Bell and Ev- I I locked up my store and house, the their unsuspecting admirers, a piece of erett man, and when the State Conven- ' one completely furnished from top to hot the pie was cut as though it had come ; was in .session T mnn(ij .Q i tnm 5. Irnm th Biin nor fnhln nnA iKn rr... -"".v., iui; (.wu .-m, down with a been relish, and satisfied i he eravinw of their hunger When j they had finUhod their repast, tbey were asked bow they eniovad their sunner. : . j i , .. , x aia one; -capital, saia tne, uiuui. i uen run uome, was tne reply, .i 1. mi 1 n .. ,1 ana tell your wives you have had your supper of cat pie! Jo conviuoe them of tho reality of the trick that had been played upon them, one or two of the paws ol the deceased felines were produced and exhibited. As tho despicable husbands made their ignominious retreat, they were met by a number of younn men who bad been let into tho secret, with such a cho rus of mewing as fairly put them to night. JNews of the affair got abroad, aud whenever tho two men showed thei faces, they were met with ceaseless cries of '"mew, mew, mew," aud they were compelled to leave the place, . Artemus Ward on Secession. The great showman has come out elo quently for tho Union. We quote the conclusion of his recent speech on the subject of secession: "I sav to the South, don't sesesh! I sav J t0 tnc gallant people of that sunny laud, ;c3 lock up a few hundred of them tear- in, and roariu' fellers of yourn in some fctrboii boxes, and send 'em over to Mexi- CO. Feller sitterzens I am in the Sheer and Yaller leef. I shall peg out one ot these da?e. But while I do stop beer, I shall rtay in the Union. I know not what the Scpervizers of Baldinsvill may konkludr to do, but for one I shall stand by the Stares and Stripei. Under no sirkumsitance whatuacver. will I sesesh. Let every State in the Uuion seseh, and let the Palmetter flas fioto thicker nor shuts on Squire Baker's close-line, and still thar I'll i-tand, and btiek onto the good flag nf the Stares and Stripes. Tbe couutry may go to the devil, but I won't. And next Summer, when I start out on my caajpaue with my show, wherever I pitch my little tent, you shall se a floating proudly from the center pole thereof, the Amerikan flag, with nary a stare wiped out, nary a stripe lesser, but tho same old flag that allers flotid thar and tbe price of admission will be the same it allers was 15 cents one eyed men and wimmin and children baif price," "&" but you no pay me ior ue orncKcrs The simple minded Dutchman, after vainly trying to cypher out how he wan a loser in the transaction, at length ex claimed: "Veil, it may bees as it ish all right, but I don't vant any more of your gus to to. figyOne of our contemporaries dispo se?' of the virtue of early rising as tol- lows: "We watched those fellows who . are the earlv risers, and as a general iuitsi . VUVU . uwuu. w..w. . j greatest men being cawy risers. It might' i . ..!.! ..... ninn I"T - havo been so in old times,Dut now a days Un con n nl.nn mnvinir nhoiit vers ""V" j " " r n j earlv. vou may be certain that he is alter a drink." rrPTbe tolls on the New York oanals during tho last week in June amounted ed me that it would be necessary, in ac to $123,275 an iucreaso over tbe cor- cordanco with a recent requisition from responding week in i860 of 15,478. Montgomery, for mo to enlist. I saw The amount of tolls received from tho that it would not do to hesitate an instant, opening of navigation till the first of July and therefore manifested great readiness val thoro we found that ; traUorg. Seeret Unioa 60cictic3 was S997,0l3-an excess over the re- and eagerness to join. I was told I could j of he Confederate Army and fa n thro hoQt the Weatarn aectron and a0 ceipts lat year to the same date of S212,- have my choice between infantry and cav- nod tbe town of everything worth Having mftpA nnon . , . nrn- . - i j iL . t t f e,;nrAa t. f rnvt.sions. so mere wua Q -t-" r-- lbu. havTarrivod in this country during tho I v ar. un to June Z'u 43.637- e . " CV, r .i. a decrease o, a iux irom iu m. the same date last year. COUNTY, PA. JULY ,18 m. ECE J02, klPK I flrt Tlllhnniin T.n.. 7l -7-. rrt- 1 0'7 AP- K J 7J imCS gtvos the following statement from a een. tl , . . , , . woman who has just made his escape from ui.uwau UUUICUC11I -rv , : vuu.ut.auj. xie is uauvo ,r . iuwhcu tuu pupuiauu 0Kam,t mo. I had taken more or less interest in political affairs while I lived 1 thnro nnd r I 1 "juu uum punuy a.a uuy- .10.. 1 ine oiate electors. As it was known that I came from Du- buque, soae of my political constituents ' wrote to the latter city for information as Ifn mu nnfpr.n.?ntu ti, i .j t j " uu- dressed to one of the nrominent law firms of Dubuoue. and for snm i,n,m.nnKI . 1 " 1 - rea - on answered in such a manner as to direct the deepest indignation of tho com- munity where I lived, towards me. They were iuformed that I was a loud-mouthed Abolitionist, and bad stumped the State of Iowa for Fremont. Within a short time of the reoipt of that letter my house was surrounded by an infuriated mob, eager to wreak a blind vengeance on me. I appealed to the Major, who was a warm personal friend of mine, for protection. He responded by oalling out tbe entire police force to disperse tho rabble. Myself and son in law stood all that night at the head of the first flight of stairs, in my bouse, with fire-arms and axes, resolved to sell our lifes as dearly a9 possible, should tbe miscreants break in. My bravo wife knew no fear, and would not leave my side, although I en treated her to do so. She seemed nerved to desperation by our common danger, and readjf to fa3e and sacrifice her life, if necesary in defence of our home Tho people were pacified at last when they found us too resolute to be imposed ;atiGed them apparently that I did not and 6aw tbe tar still adhering to his brow,' witDesd by several hundred persons who initrtain principles repugnant to their ' whnrn hn hnd hnn nnnMo tn mmnnn t ! were highly amused at the operation." entertain principles repugnant peculiar views, and convinced them that the information they had recoived was a tissue of falsehoods, yet there over after lurked among them a suspicion of my loyal ty to tbe South. Thus we lived through tho wiuicr, mo cuiuiuumiy uauy oecomiug more excited and bitter asrainst those who did not coincide to tbe letter with tbe damnable opinions that then ruled tbe hour. In illustration of this I will only cite oue lntanct?. A party ot merchants were discussing the impending crisis one after-j noon in a store not far from mime, when one of mv neighbors made the following re- mark: (jentlemen, we mut be careful and not underrate tbe strength of the enemy.' 1 bat same night a committee called on mm, and asKeu him if he bad made such a remark, when he replied "Yes. I do, pecting every moment I would be discov uot see tbe harm in it. It is one of tho ered by some unlucky friend. It is well first les3ous in the military strategy not for him and me be did not, for that mo to underrate the power of the foe." His ment would have been a signal for bis explanation availed him nothing; he was seized aud one side of his bead and face shaved clean of the hair and whiskers. Then the newly shaved portions were daubed witb tar and feathers. Ho then received forty laches and was given to undestand tbat he had twelve hours to make himself scarce. This was not an issolated instance. Deeds of violence were of daily occurence, and many times they resulted in tho doatb of the victims. With such a state of society boiling around mc, I naturally felt anxious to remove my family boyond all, cbauco of injury. Finally, when tbey had for some time bceu drafting troops from the city for Jeff. Davis' army I for- saw the time when I would be called on, and determined to remove my wilo and children to the North. I started off with them and sent them forward, while I re turned to Augusta toclose up my business. I continued in my trade there for a short time, endeavoring to convert my property into funds that would bo current in Iowa. I daro not purchase gold at tbe bank myself, for fear of attracting tho attention of tbe Vigilance Committee. No , n one was allowed to leave ttio country o- runus, pernaps auu or zw . no was a peuiur uum vmu, wuu uau ucuu selling a work entitled "Cotton is King," , , v , . , . , . i , ! add it was through his friendship and Ono afternoon, an Orderly Sergeant came iuto my counting-room and inform airy, auu mat X muat iucci iuj iiiuuua that niht at the armory. I chose to join 1 J il-.. T n.nf r.m Fr',nr,Aa was on hand to enrol my name. I was very salons, apparently, in my wishes to . u, u AV,ni;;rtnict nnA k cbiiifniitr r j v 'guarding my BPeecb,led my coinradcP to 1861. think I was the best Secessionists of them Jtbe inducements were sosinallfor buvinz . li mi - . ...... .1 . Jo , oorgeant presented mo with a splendid Colt Naw rncnl.or tvhJoh hA j " " -w" " teen stolen from tho United States. I re 4UC31UU una to ioaa it ior me, as l was Sl- J"0'0 uto charges ore alill io tbo oiomli. barrels, and so help me, they shall never; Just before the trin rs io start an be fired off until they are discharged into old man arose and made this remark the body of the Sergeant who loaded it. .-Gentlemen, I don't knon bo you all I got away from the armory, and bur-' feel, but I thank God, I an on fee .oil ncd homo where 1 found Powers making once more." Obi you should havs beard preparations to go North by tho next the shout that went op. Every man of Wain, which left at half past ten that had been flecivg from Southern traitors, night. I told him that I must get away ! and dare not avow it to cse'u other. We from Angusta that night at any cost. I : all got out of the ea aeain upon tho i :..t. li.xf. - , r . r. oi'-u lutaau wy carpet sacs on feoard the train, and if I did not call for it in a certian time, to send it to my fam- :u :.. t..k tt u Ju j. , j u jluuuuuu. lxv duiu uu woutu UO' ' - . . . e 000 worth of goods, whioh I was obliged fo leave behind to fall into the hands of the rebels. I then repaired to tho depot nearly an uuur ueiore mo time ior toe acDartare ot ' th train ,nA a,,r,01l m,u I... .. uw-m uvuvi ui f a v 1 1 u UUv I bi4u r,o l-. . ' ed the wheels, ftra.ninrr m ni,fnl ;n mn baud, and resolving to shoot the first man who should discover me, I waited for e vents. Soon afte.r I gained this position the Vigilance Committee camo into the depot. They were a party of men ap pointed to see that no Northern men wont away on the train, and to exercise a gen eral surveilancc over all suspicious char acters. If tbey discovered a Northern man ho was taken out, whipped and other wise maltreated usually shot: sol knew what my fate would be. if I was detected. As the.hour for starting drew near, mvl" Bu-pcnso was agoniziog in tbe extreme. Finally a little incident occurred which probab!y,Jihtured my salvation from their clutches. The committee went through the cars after the passengers were Beated and closely questioning and scrutinizing every individual. In one car they found an old man who answered to the descrip tion of a man who had been tarred and feathered and shipped off. Appended to; ; the despatch describing him, was the J christian injunction, "if you catch him give him hell." One of thfl rnffian Uffpd bis trmv Wt-J where ho had been nnahlfl tn remo it., He fairly yelled with delight, "Here's tho!0'5'0 fcluok aV7a? from thc neighborhood, old devil. We've got him I" etc., etc. ,ooklDe as mean 08 a nhcap-stcaling our. They howeled and then dragged him from the car to the platform outside, although " DC they did not know of anything he had done amiss. i nnt.ar. " t,n nA mnn oD nectfullv. "I am an old man. and do not jjnow j ever did any man wrong. 1 a 1 1 T d- tt, r;;i,TQ nf aMr,-. home to my family. I beg you will re- lease me. They laughed his entreaties to scorn, and boro him away in the dark, screach- ing and yelling like demons, doubtless to torture him with scourges, and perhaps to murder him as they hove so many be- fore him. During all this time I lay with- in a dozen teet or some ot tbe party ex- death. 1 would have shot as many as l could and died dearly. At last the train mosed out of the do' pot slowly around a curve, and when it was out of tho range of tbe depot lamps I dropped from my perch and clambered upon the rear oar. Going into the car I 'sat down in tbe darkest corner, and drew my hat over my face in order to escape recognition. Uy feigning sleep 1 escaped tbe attention and remarks of my towns men, many of whom were on board of the train, until morning, when wo reached Atlanta, Augusta some two hundred miles from . i If I oould get beyond there I j , knew I was comparatively 6afe,.as there was no telrgraph betwoen that place and Chatanooga, though there was oco from j Augusta to Atlauta. It was davligbt when we left Atlanta, so that further concealment was impossi ble. My fellow passengers expressed considerable surprise at secng me, and wero anxious to know where I was going. I informed them that I was going to Cha tanooga, as ut-ual, to purohas a large quantity of bacon, in which I was dealing extensively. Men of my acquaintance, whom I knew to.be in the same business, wero also going after bacon, beef, pork, flour, and grain, and such other provis ions as we were forcod to purchase in tbo'neaded by music, paised between double more Northern States Wo all talked secession .loudly; and cookados and invoked destructionqaare to receive the welaomo dough- woro upon the Federal Gorernment, and none!1009 were more violent m tbe discussion than I. It was my only alternative. fleeing for life and the merest hair might I was turn race against me. U hen we arrived at Chatanooga, we found tho markets almost os high a, at Augusta, so we concluded to & "it n i.rS. rrn nn nfl iJir a nsnv m. u uu i -- !n il.n f nrnUl.slODS. 80 lOerO ; iu tuo nuj f " nothing left for us but to go on as far as nip. where wo oould obtain an un limited supply at reasonable rates. There wero five cars of us all going or nrnvia ons. At last we lanuou in jjonis- j ville, and found to our disappointment (I) r - - . n. nnr rliannnointniGut (I) !U Uli I J .4.. . w w f 1 1 - . NO. 26 tiiore we ouiy alternative lsft was to go t tl,A arent Wntnin ua n:.:-.: rs " " ucuu , vjiul'i tiaan, - ,' and buy what we wanted. Wo al! went across tne nvor into Indiana, and srarv , piuuorm ana inero reires-nco our juroata .for once with three loud cheers for FitEE- DOM. General Scott's Prudence' Sustained by History. . - Battles have ever been the last resource of good generals. A situation where ohanoo and accident often balEeand oser- 'come the most prudential and tho most j able arrangements, and v? hero aoperiori- tv of nurbora by no mean's ensures euo- i u'ai,i " ruuu uo ' euiereu iaio wun vjbs, ia ruuu no 10 nuvur emereu iaio wiin out a clear necessity for so doing Tho fifrht.inr? n htil I is near, or from having no ether formed P'aa of ooce, is not the way of noking war. JJarius lost bia crown oni hfo bv it. Harold, of England, did the same; and Francis tho I , at Pavia, lost tbe baS tie and bis liberty. King John, of France, fought tho battle of Poictiera, though ru in attended bis enemy if he had notfought. The King of Prussia losthia country, and the reputation which Prussia acquired from Frederick II., by the battle ot Jena. A skillful general will iive battle when his army and situation eausot be worse, defeated, than if he does not Gsht at be ja aD( when the advantages may great and tho loss little. Received a Kicking. On Saturday night, a tall condescrip tal specimen of humanity entersd Monu ment bquare as the band attached to Col. Ljles Itoijiment was playing tbe "Star- 'Spangled Banner." After the tnne had been played, or hero began hissins and called for "Dixie." A soldier etandinz .near, handed his gun to a comrade, andr approaching the JJixieitc, gave him an excellent kicking. The operation was t were uigniy amused at the operation. ' -"'""" wyp. A Horrible Negro Insurrection was discovered and frustrated by tho activity of the Vigilance Committee of False Point, parish ol St. Martin, La., on the 22d ult. Tho whites were to bo ma-sacred, tho wo men violated, and the houses burnt; tbe in surgents were to increase their band as they advanced. The negroes were led by an unknown white man; he was hanged to the first tree, after ample proof of his guilt, and six of his black accomplices shared tbe same fate; cloven other negroes wero sent to the Penitentiary, and tbe others returned to their roasters, after a severe correction. A little girl five years old, who has & brother in one of the Troy regiments, was told she ought to remember her brother in her prayers on going to bed at night ; but nothing further was suggested. The next night on retiring, the little one in her prayers said.: "Oh! Lord, let broth er Jo sboot the others but donjt let the others shoot Jo." A deal of human na ture, as well as patriotism in that prayer. The present war is frequently said to bo a war for a 'Government a war to show to tho world that we have a Govern ment. This is but a partial expression of tho right and duty of the Fight. It it name auriace oniy oi ioe iruio. a no 7 .i a i a. t riii war tbat the United States Government ia waging, is a war lor tnc rigbts, tne prop erty and tho- frahcises of many millions of its citizens. It is a war for the direct rights of twelve millions, as against the direct usurpation of three millions. It is not for honor merely, not for barren right9, but for vital and icdefcasiblo rights, that can only bo parted with when inexorable fate extinguishes a Nation, and its wreck is swept away with tbe debris of things that were. The ladios of Augusta., Me, one day last week distributed over fifty bushels of doughnuts to the Third Volunteer liegi- tnent of Maine. A proccfioa of ladjes lines of troops, who presented anas and wore afterwards drawn up in hollow jgay-A movement, which has much cha- factcr and Mrengtb, is on foot to organ- , , . . , ' , It" strongly .upported hy tbe united German press in that section. The Union feeling is raDidlv inoreftSinir. and hae aU o . - . ceeaings. ftTHe who thinks !fc 0 hers is mistaken and b, ho thinks otiiers can uo wunoui nim niaUktp. niqtjslrrt. - t