The Jeffersonian. (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, October 25, 1860, Image 1

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VOL J9.
tPttblishe'd-- by Theodore Sehoch.
TEUMf wo dollars per ahnumin advance-Two
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ing a general assortment oi large, piain anu or
italTvpe, we are prepared to execute every de
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-.induces, ijgtu anu inner iiiattKS, rarnpnicis. ace, prm
lied 8 with neatness and despatch, on roasoiublc terms
at this office.
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English Horses,
d A writer in the London Review calls
' -the attention of the lovers of the horse to
tbo fact that the noble breed or useful
English horses is becoming ruined : "We
are every year deteriorating the qualities
of our saddle horses and troopers, by the
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xmuou Ja an very wen aiueu to a compact,
worm me name oi uiooa, in me common ;
acceptation of the term. TLosc qualities j
in our race-uocs, which are decreasing j
'every year more and n.ore, are the mot
vuscful and natural one namely, consti
tutional ior, freedom from hereditary
dircase, strength of bono, largeness of
mu-clc, and great endurance uuder severe
exertion. Thct-e are the qualities which
've require for use; for very few of u
would buy a horse for his .-ingle quality
of .-peed indeed, none but turfmen would
,..care to on such an one. 1 he general
public do not require such hort-ex, because
they have no use for them in the daily
routine of life.
"There are thousands of race-horses
bred and reared to the age of two years,
which, after trial, are found worthless for
the purpose they were bred for, and these
arc expelled from the racing studs in dis
grace, and they are sold for little or noth
ing; some of them aro given away, and
are much too dear even at that price.
Thus, our couutry, once famed for the
sbeat breed of saddle horses in the world
is becoming, overrun with a lot of worth
less, weedy, refuse racing stock, which by
tnany inexperienced farmers and breed
ers, arc gradually being crossed with,
and thus deteriorating the breed of our
sLort-legged, deep bodied, wide-hipped,
htrong Joined saddle horses, the lineage
of which, in a few invtances, we can Mill j
'traep. hv thpir pomnnrtt. ftirms In f hp Lrppri 1
-er., wno orea horses tor u?etul purposes,
3o carry men long distances, and not the
Fpindle-suBnked vclocipes bred by our
turfmen of the present day, that break
down after running a few furlongs with a
ibaby on their backs."
Seasonable Hints for Farmers,
, Rake up leaves from the woods as they
'fall, and put them in compost heaps.
'Cart headlands to the manure shed. Have
good supply of materials suitable for bed
'ding near the stalles. Do not attempt
to fatten more rattle than you can fully
supply with food, they will not afterward
flourish well, even if fully supplied.
Young cattle cannot le brought up in
ftcah at an outlay which will pay if ne-
glected early.
Skin old woods of the surface soil, and
Ti Dlace half its value as manure with lime
boo asneB in tnc wooas, ana ooin iarin
... .
.i .i t i t r
;and wood'.snd will gam by the exchange.
Get all the night soil you can, and mix it
ithheadlands.&c.for the compost heaps
Wet compost heaps with salt ley from the
Voap bo.u-rs, if you can get it. Use half
a DU-uei Oi rciuse sail io every coru oi
'compost, to prevent regermtnation of
"sreeds and grubs, &c. If you have not i
fcufiicieut cellar room, make piles of your
root crop, beets, turnips, carrots. &c , on
iigh places, and cover with one inch of
'dry straw, and then with twelve inches of
eoil; leave small openings at the top for
'escape of air, and dig a trench arouod'the
heap, with a gutter leading off 'to a low
er spot, thus keeping the pile dry. Do
3iot forget that corn is more valuable when j
'chaneed to fat -than when found in the
'hog manure; and to Becure the condition,
'Cook it before feeding to bogs, or your
manuere will be very rich at too high a
cost. Mr. Ellsworth has satisfactorily
proved ,that one pound of cooked corn
will make more pork than two pounds fed
in the raw state. -Working Fanner.
Wedding at a Death Bed.
Mr. R. Qc. Denning, of Harrisburg, Pa.,
who was injured on the Pennsylvania
iRailroad last Thursday, died tbo same
might. The Harrisburg Telegrapk says:
"The deceased had for sometime been
betrothed to an estimable lady of this ci
y, Miss Gray, and both looked forward,
to a speedy and bappy uuion. When it
"was ascertained that Mr. Denning could
'Sio't possibly survive, at, tho mutual re
quest of him and tbo parents of both,
they were married, Rev. Mr. Cafson per
foring the solemn and impressive oere
jjnony by the bedeido of tho dying man.
The bridegroom passed from tho alter to
the tomb, and the devotee, bride of an
hour changed her wedding garment to tho
iiabiliments of mourning."
Nearly sixty locomotive! are
ou
in
OTder at tbo works of a single firm
Philadelphia.
ilxmms misiure oi urccu wuu our racers, i jcityoo, boys, Iat nite; wuz jest as so
under the idea that we ore iufusing blood ber as I ever wuz. You all knows that
and staying qualities into their veins.- cause I never drinks cent on speshul oo-'
ueciui lorm. aoic to carry men a rcasona- leetle but that wuz cause I wuz thinking race bos, fln all the lookers on cuasin'
ble ,ditancc; but when it is produced by bo hard on what Bill thar had eed about J n'swearin' as ef they was mad. Breok'a.
Nin nnd-in-Lrceding,' from shallow forms ! us sittini? Cuber ef old "Rmnlf .i UvA bottom was surprising but old Abo's lone
.on long, tottering legs, it ceases to be an how nice it would be to nut such M. legs was also carrvin'him along mity fast.
THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE.
"BY SAM BILLINGS."
'Well, bojs, duz you bleevo in dreoms?
I duz. You all 'member that dreem T
hod 'bout Jim beinrr elprtpd 7"
i ., T. , D .c,ectea
j Jim who, bam I"
I ".Tim niinlinni.ti C
1 "Jim niich nnnn nf ennreo nloo7
. " 1 - w. ii uu uioct
I H by I dremt I saw him an' Fillmore, an'
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I A1 remoot, all playic 86Ven-Up, an when
! Jim an' Fillmore was both six-an' sis
j what duz Jim do but turn ud Jack an'
up JacK an
git out. The very next thing .we hcerd
after that wuz that Jim was 'lected. I
rote to Jim bout it, but he forgot-to an
swer my letter. I tell you, boys, it's no
use tawking. I knows what's what, an'
ef you only koowd what I drempt last
nito, you d know more than you knows
now.
Take a drink, Sam, and tell us all a
boot it."
Don't keer ef I do.
Wflll
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casbuns. 1 did stumble a leetle iest a
lers as us down thar to take keer of the
Dons and Senoriters. It wuz too much
trubble to thuck
my coat or pull of mv
butes, so I laid down jest as I wuz. Let
us take a drink.
Well, as soon as Morfus had rapt mo
in sleep I begun to dream. I thort a
grate big feller, with a cocked hat an' a
sword by his side techt me on the shoul
der au' axed me I wouldu't go to the race.
1 tole him 1 wood go enywhar fur fun, an
axed him to pitch ahed. As soon as we
got to the dore thar stood wun uf the fi
nest carrijes you over eetryour ize on.
The Squire's dout hold a lite to it. My
mysteru conductur axed me to get in
and then followed hissulf. After we wuz
in I didn't say nuthin, an' ho didn't ne
ther, an so we both wuz .-ilent. The car
rije went mity fast, an in about an hour
an' a half wo stopt. I forgot to menshun
that thar was a black bottle tween tho
cushuus, an' that both of us tuck sevral
drinks, ef not more. Boys, let's take
wun now.
We got out uf the carrije on to tho
groun, an' looked round us. In frunt,
but a little to the rite, wuz a grate big
white house, and the rode from the gate
was so fixt that you could come to the
door from any side you pleased. All the
way round wuz about a quarter of a mile.
I then turned round to look at the people
who was there. They wuz about twenty
in nil 'Ritn ?n front w,c lim
, 'Mister Buchanan," savs the man who
brought me, "allow me to "
"P.-haw !" sez I: I knows him well e-
nuf; I'm the man what done so much for
j him an' Breck to Pookintown. How do
j yo do. ole feller I How hev you been !
! How'h all ! an' what's the news ?"
"I'm fust rate, thank you," es he, smi
lin and bowin mity pcrlite. "How's all
to Punkiutown I"
"Oh, we're all so-so," eez I; "but what's
to pay here I"
"Why, we're arc going to hev the race,"
ses Jim, speaking low to me, and lookm
mity solctn, "an I sent fur vouto stan an
judge who beats. Cum alon, now, and
let me intcrduco you to the folks."
"Air those five fellers in the rode tbo
candidates V ses I.
I "Yes," ses he, "and them other men
.out thar is their frens and bakkers. But
' bcrc we air. Gcntilmcn. allow me to in-
4 1 r: i ht:.. t:i ,
wuuucu uaiucmr ineuu, lui&ier jjm- i
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i.nKS-mister tious on mister ...ng-; ,
Mister Be 1, Mister Billings; Mister Lin-
co.n, Mister L,l lings; Mi-ter DougK
Mister Billings; Mister Breckinridge, Mr.
Billings; Mister Billings, gentlemen, will
u.-ofcu u4D auu juJC u uCa
race. Jiixcuso me for a minit,
see if the track is clccr."
aS 1 mU9 !
"It seems to me, I've met you sumwhar
before, Mi-tcr Billings," es Mr. Bell, "an
youru is a face what can't be asy forgot."
"I don't recollec," nes I; for I seed
what he was after.
"It mus be so," ses he, "for I've been
everywhar thro this glorious Uuion.
Ibis glorious union, Mister Billings, mus
be preserved, and the eagle mus bear a-1
loft on mscnanimous pmvuns the banner !
uf the stars-, an e ere ecu defiance at the vi
olatprs uf 'the resplendedl Constitution."
"Jes so," ees I.
"I'll tell you what, Mister Billings,"
ses Douglas, wavin bis arm, "this here
scene, with all these people lookin on, an
you to paps your free jugment bout tbis
race, reminded me powerfully of Poplar
Suvrinty. That air ihi doctrine, sir
All of us free an independint. Ef I want
to do anything' ef I wants to cut my
tbrote who's to prevent me?"
"Nobody, of course," sez I.
"This race is to be wun by running,"
ses Houston; "I don't like runnin', and
never did, spesbully for the Presidency,
but the people would make me, an' I had
to. But I tell you, Mister Billings, you
nrlur con ms in a fifn T kinder CIlPNn T
i vr.vv. BW .M
Innn bill on' ptn an mnnv Mexikins as the
nex man."
' "Shouldn't be surprised," sez I.
"I'd scorn to try an' influence you,
Mister Billings," ses old Abe, though
there is sum as I .knows as does it. But
I would merely menttbun. as a piece of
nuse, wbicb, perhaps, you haven't beern
of, that I think the Gineral Government
ought to make a few internal improve
ments mity close to Punkintown."
" You don't say so I" eez.
STE.OUDSBUKG, MONK OE
"As fur me," sez old Breck, "all I
want is a fare trao and no facers."
"All rite, ole ho3s,'rBez I. "And now,
gentilmin, you must take your places an
git ready
ft
Thev then turned in to nitehin un half
a dollar till they all got their plaoes.
Abe was on the inside trao; Breck nex;
Douglas nex, Bell nex an ole Sam on the
outside.
Well, they all got in a line, and I gavo
the word, and they started. Ole Sam
ju x ca?o
hnWn't , 4 i. i f t. .
e stumnt
t . t i i , . .
uis iooi, an Kerslap ne went to the groun.
At last they got about half way round,
J a J '
.n Tftnl,. fllkl.:rru:.u
t7 rV A"V.onii.llT;.-V
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b owinc miwhtv hard, an 1
""b 6 V ou X
n.1. ","; " . .. rr." ..!:
rode, I tell you. When tbev was within
I MHV IRK f 1 1 T Tl fl fPfl TIT) fi r TC Tl r r O r
m
waiiB. mr ior Houston ne iest laid wnar
e ti . t -.', ,
no fll wn w--- .L
uw.uti. lieu, UUIS. UU kUCV VUUI lltiC
1 tell you. They had got within about
three feet of the line, an' I wuz tremblin'
all over, 1 wuz so ankshus, when all at
wuns both give a lunge forard, an' "
"Which wun, Sam; which wun I"
"I'll tell you ator the first Tuesday in
November. Boys, let's take a drink."
Charleston Courier.
The Crisis Passed.
No ordinary victory has been gained in
our State. Everywhere it was the re
ceived opinion that our Stato election was
to decide the issue of the Presidential
contest. Wo accepted this conclusion,
although we felt sure, and are still confi
dent of tho fact, that we should poll a
stronger vote in November than at our
State election.
The combinations which have been for
ming to defeat us have begun to produce
a powerful reactionary effect on the minds
of thinking people. That effect will bo
deepeod and diffused by lime, and by tho
sixth of November we shall have gained
very largely on our Gubernatorial vote.
But recently this reaction commenced, and
in this election we have only tho first in
stalment of its effects.
The attempts at coalition and bargains
to defeat our State and local tickets, have
excited the indignation of all honest peo-
f
P'ei
even among our opponents, wherever
those coalitions were well understood.
But their inherent dishonesty and mean
ness were not so generally understood as
they will have been io two or three weeks
from this time. The fusion scheme of
the odds and ends of opposition to us was
such that its concoctors dare not openly
proclaim it. Wherever it was well under
stood, it produced a powerful effect in our
favor. In remote towns, and among a
class of the people who are diffioult of ao
coss to truth and sober reason, the dis
honesty of the attempts to defeat us was
not so generally understood as it will be
in tho future.
We shall give a larger majority for A
brabam Lincoln than we did for Colonel
j Curtin. A fusion Electoral ticket has
, not yet been formed, and tho indications
furnished by this election aro suoh that it
is probable that such a coalition will not
t now be attempted. Every vote which
oouia ne pouea ior a tusion ticket was
f T?nutn-
ciai lur j'Ufici.
Such an Jlilectoral tick-
cfc woa,d qq mQrQ w .
ed for Fo cqqtbq
a ooaHUon tho VQte 0Q j ,0 ticbot
wm fce muoh ,esB A(
above tfae y()te for & fu8ion tiflkefc wou,d
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Democratic nominee for Governor, for tho
people of Pennsylvania cannot be cajoled
into supporting false issues and corrupt
combinations. AVe feel proud of our no
ble old State for the additional evidence
she has furnished to the country of a de
votion to principle and to the interest of
American industry.
Abraham Lincoln will be the next Pres
identof the United States. The question
wa8 eft bv tho whole country to bo deci-
aa k t, st0f0 nlnntinn
That decision has been rendered in an
unmistakable manner. Wo feel confident
that a better day is dawning on our be-,
loved country. Our national Government
ha been so long in the control of a cor
rupt faction that we bad misgivings as to
whether our country would survive an
other four years term of mismanagement
and fraud. Tbis was felt to be an impor
tant crisis in the history of the oountry.
The crisis may now be considered as safe
ly passed, and the Government will again
bo controlled according to tbo policy of
its founders. Daily News.
The Eye.
When the eve is irritated by dost or
intrusive particles of any kind, the suffer-
r invariably shuts and rubs his eve and
not unfrequently tho removal of tho irri-
tating oauso thereby becomes more diffi-
cult. The proper practice is to keep the
eye open, as if staring; a sort of rotary
movement of the ball takes place, tho
surfaoe bocomes covered with water, the
particle is gradually impelled to tho cor-
e : nA f
uei ui iuC .uu is iucio uui
or can bo easily removed, without any of
tho disagreeable consequences that attend.,
abutting "and rubbing
about fifty yards of the startin'place, them Sa,se r voting for Douglas. Ho aaid'TlV:: 7i C "j"- u" - ,,u,t T
-u i i ,l "u f"0' 'u,u ,. , , , Tr. . , , and solemn look, and not romembonng Union under a Constitution they abhored,
two was jest brest an brcst. Boll was lu naQ 8et tDo irishmen thinking and he ' ar . t n , f . , , , , . , . J . '
i j , . , . J, i thought if thn nri;Ri. f Tf .- ever 10 bave 6eon hlm before, one of the and had no hand in the making, is con
several yards behind, and Stephen in his "ought " the principles of the Repubh-ihrp,. orn . .. , , s,,;nnBi t,.j
COUNTY, PA. OCTOBER
Irish Republicans against Fusion.
In pursuance of a cal.l addressod espe
cially to Irishmen, or to such of them as
were in favor of the election of Lincoln
t an Hamlin: a very larce crowd assem-
'ed at Stuyvesant Ins-titute, N. Y.
Mr. Wm. W. Badger called the meeting
to order, and said that the call was issued
J a Committee representing several of
luo raost talented irishmen in the city,
. "ivui.v. luouuicu in mu uifcy,
who had heretofore acted with the Dei-
oorauc party. TUe demonstrations with-
OOrnrlo nnrtn 'I hn ti n.n : i 1
in u.m c i. . i ... . . .
' u. iaBl iUrtr io aiiempi to luse
- " ! -v.uu. su UtlUUJUi tU 1U90
t
crta'n elements utterly unfusablc, had
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developed nn intPrnr. hthrtn n1,
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w,IIIUg io co operate wttn the IS.now - Woth -
o r
.a ..i. "r..u;: r .II -
" F UbiwUJIJb tU Uirj 1.1 1 3 1 1 111 II II I tl V fl -
DS for Know Nothincism, under the
-
rnn nnrlv unnM h .AanMiAl , ii A I
r J viuocuicu iu iuouj. aii
leat 1U.UUU of their votfls wnnlrl ho
I ' " v ci.uu.i,.,. !,,.,
ui mat party. no men introduced to i
the audience
Mr. J. C. Lambert, known as the Ap-
nrptifirv Tim i AI T. .. . i l :
f x.r.a,..uluuiouoou uy giv -
O - v. - . . J uuWa J V
Ireland; and claimed that she always was j
for Freedom, and against Slavery and
that it wan only her degenerate sons, like
Charles O'ConoV, who held Slavery to be,
1 . TT j
IHff a fihort SKetch of the ear v histnrv nf
. -
right. iJer true sons are not vet ready r,,, , . J
in h RoM . , T?.r.na,.,a TiJm. i.. i.futore 8tate' .
j , t. .
ready to discuss the issues of this election
u t? .t J m '
in the fourth or Fourteenth Ward; but
the Baid Jirastus dare not meet bim. The
irishmen in this city who had voted for
Slavery, bad been driten to it by their
oppressors, because they were afraid to
loso the tbread out of -their children's
mouths. He called on all Irishmen to
speak out for themselves once; if they had
heretofore voted for such Democrats as
Herbert, who killed one of their own na
tion at Washington, come out now and
let the Democratic masters know they I
wore going to be slaves no longer. When
that foul act was done; did John Kelly, or
John Cochrane, or any Democrat speak
a
in condemnation of that act 7 No: it
was Turner. Wade. Burlintrame and the
Recubiicans did if. Whn stnnH Jn tf,p;SQall be as bright over our graves as they
United States Senate and defended the
foreign population in Minnesota, from a
Southern Know-Nothing and and a Nor
thern Democratic dough-face, Stephen A.
Douglas ! It was the noble Seward I
Stephen A. Douglas, sent on from Balti
more here that they should stick to the
Democratic party and no union with the
seceders; then he attempts to sell out tho
Irishmen of this city to Erastus Brooks.
Is not that an acted falsehood 1 But who
ever beard a word or a sylablo against
the foreign working men from Abraham
Lincoln? No I we have got now a man
who knows what it is to earn a dollar; who
knows what it is to tell the truth; and the
Irishmen will come out, casting aside
Tammany Hall and Erastus Brooks, and
show themselves on the side of right and
justice Mr. Buchanan bad vetoed tho
Homestead bill, passed by tho Ropulicans
a bill to give them homes and schools,
and lift them up. But Douglas and John
son, Breckinridge and Bell, are trying to
put them far below the niggers, and leave
them here to die. There was some slight
attempt to interrupt Mr. Lambert by as
king questions, and faint cries for Doug
las, but the feeling was evidently with
him and the disturbers grew quiet
While Herschel Y. Johnson said tbatcap
ital should own labor, Lincoln and the
Republican party said that labor should
not bo a slayo, and they were trying to
raise and dignify labor in this land.
Charles O'Conorand the Democrats would
keep the poor foreigners here in this city,
to be oppressed by them, while the Repub
licans would givo them homes and make
tbem worthy citizens. It was a Demo
cratic politician in this city who violated
the person of a poor Irish girl, and a Re
publican took the poor girl in; and then
a Democratic Judge permitted the scoun
drel to go free; and the poor maiden could
get no justice. Such is Democratic friend
ship for the Irishmen. They call thorn
d d ignorant Irishmen; but these same
ignorant Irishmen have, by thoir votes, e
lected them to office, till their pockets
might jingle like Fowler's, who has gone
to Cuba for bis health. But there i9 no
nnnn fnr flip lMinTi nf Nipnhnn
a n.,,.1.. .t. i. .ru,.,Dl
Brooks to be an Aldermen from the Vltb
Ward. No hod carrier had ever cat so
muoh dishonor on the land of Erin, as i
Charles O'Conor, when he declared Sla-
Erastus Brooks may .ell the Irishmen to
rn n-n --a m tT.nTO:
xuuiuiauy nail, uuu X'J uau 1 1 uou wui iu'. , II- t 1 I
i .u ' i i. t i .'see that you bave a hole in your baud.--
flnrsn tho rupninf hut. Irirflirnnn urn nnf. J . J I
. , Vr' j . .
ht.h nf Blmmntr n,t K nil'
tho struggles of the Green Isle for free- Professor concludes that an impression , his wife's best pitcher to draw cider. As
dom, to come out for freedom in this land mfa.f D 'be "Una of either eye cannot ho was going down the steps ho slipped,
of their adoption. There was no danger! of itself enable us to determine on which and in order to save the crockery, he in
to tho Union; it was only danger to the retlDa t reeeiwd, and that the usal jured himself considerably. While ho
' J a nnrnnnhnn nplnnrvQ tn flip narl nt rhP nn--rcna rn h In n j. hid uki nn . n
yockcts of Demoeratic politicians.
a in.su
Democrats are afraid they shall not be e -
lected. Those JuntioeS who pardon men
, who violate tho person of Irish girls aro
I again seoking for office and and asking
I for Irish votes I Will Irishmen voto for
such men I Will they vote for Stephen
A. Donglas, who goes about the country
with bis ono speech; like a cow with her
cud, which she chews day alter day I Ur
will thev vote for honest mon and true
1 . . 7 . ..7:
principles I Aro they ready to bo soiu r
Mr. Lambert closed amid great applause ;.
aud three routing cheers for "OldhAbo."
SstlSGO.
A song was then "sung, called "Patrick
and Erastus," written for this occasion
by an Irishman. With nine cheers for
Lincoln and Hamlin, the meeting adjourn-
.1
ed, and a number of names were enroll
ed in an Irish Republican Club.
Another Republican State.
A Democrat of the Grand River Val
ley, not often seen in church, recently at-
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, -fprajcr meeting, we
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oeaimeni.
In a short time bis cdunte-
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tin nnn lf ir "IT 1 1 1
7! 'Tn' ohl :T Sf u , '
.ne tiff! a m n nnllVinna nt tho onanniltni
! 08 DeoamO 0DIIV10U8 Ot tl
and was plunCed
. ID a nrOIOUnd rnVPrin nvnr flm rnoht.t flo-
, f a AT .
leat Of blS TiartV in lT.1inf l,n l,ml
,bcnlcaMiDgthata.orDiog; Astero-
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fleeted, his face naturally elongated, and
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remarked:
"Brother, these are refreshing sea-
sons."
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Squiggle gazed vacantly at the speak-'rioa
fei. aud roaned ;nKardlv. Thfi hroth.r
, J
jjmauuu; ;
"Lt is good to be hero."
Squiggle still absorbed in rovcrie,
groaned again. I
At the word "state," the eyes of our
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Democratic friend lost their dreamy look,
an1 his . . ifft n. y.
tnn r
11 ap.
"otatel" he exclaimed, bringing down thing divine the only object fit to wor
his clenched fist on tho back of his ques-' ship. The Democratic leaders are its on
tioner's bench, with an emphasis that ' ly prophets, and all they prophecy is evil
startled the worthy brother greatly. 'to those who oppose them and it by con-
rl ill it a gone Black Republican by
to,UUU majority.
Our Turn must Come.
"Generation after generation," says a
fine writer, "have felt as we now feel, and
their lives were aative as our own. They .
passed like vapor, while Nature wore the j
same aspect of beauty as when her Ores-',
! tor commanded her to be. The heavens,
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then we shall be left alone in silence and
darkness, for the worms.
And it may be
for a short time wo shall bo spoken of,!
but the things of life will creep in, and
our names will soon be forgotten. Days
will continue to move on. and lauchter
' andog w'11 be beard in room in
u,uu MO u,uu' uuu luu UJU luafc
ed for us will be dried, and glisten again j
van TT i 11 -o '
with joy; and even our children will cease
to think of us, and will not remember to
lisp our names."
-O'
03A few day3 since an extra train
loaded with jack-asses was transported
over the Louisville and Now Albany
Railroad. The telegraph operator at Sa
lem, a boy, getting wind of it, set afloat a
rumor that a large delegation of Demo
orots would pass through at a certain
hour. Rumor, increasing as it flew, said
that many eminent speakers were aboard,
and that bands of music accompanied the
expedition. Immense crowds of enthu
siastic Douglas men repaired to the de
pot, bats in hand, ready for the expected
cheers. When the train thundered in
and an aged and vcnerablo owner of a
pair of faculous ears stuck his head out
of a Btock car and gavo vent to a long,
agonizing hee-haw, that fairly shook tho
hills around, consternation seizod the
crowd, and in two minutes not a Demo
crat was to be seen within a mile of the
depot. Complaint has been made to the
Superintendent against the operator, and
be is in momentary expectation of a no
tice to quit.
Pretty Experiment.
Professor Rogers has solved the prob-
lom of "seeing through a mill stono."
In a paper read before the Scientific As
sociation, at Newport, ho says :
"Take a sheet of foolscap or letter pa
per, roll it up so that tho opening at one;
end shall bo lanrc enough to take in the
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let tho opening be not half so large, lake.
I ,tbe ur,h 5nnd bo,d,n.p 11 .between j
luu, luu"' -""b" i -1
end to tho right eye, open to the light.
You U'ill see a hols through your hand. J
If you take it in your left hand and hold
" t0 1 e fc Tl u , TST
!You will in both tases bo astonished to i
1 The illusion is most complete.
I'romtiiH ana other ezpornDCDts the
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, nmrnnn tn hnth ev
ticai apparatus near or witniu me uram,
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f08.
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An Aged Uupte.
', The census taker has found, near
Greenville, South Carolina a very aged
oouple who are, perhaps, the" oldest mar-
ried couple to bo found in that otnte.
Mr. Johso "a""'" ,B uuw" u"
and his wife at Km year3. lhey are
They are
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now are around our path. Yet a little , s,on to the btato of iNew x ork will not
while, and all w.ill have happened. The come within fifty thousand votes of Lin
throbbing heart wiil be stifled and we coin. And I advise my friends, if there
shall be at rest. Our funeral will find be any who are dissatisfied with the view
its way, and prayers will be said and of slavery laid down in the platform of
both 40 toe cDjoyuiuu ur "vBBu AMa
.riabid fairUo livemongnhi.ir ch. drea .quiTe enough Ur in it forajtr but
and friends for many days tocomeJ there a a leetle too muW in R frrsb."
IST0. 41.
Constitutional and Unconstitutional,
To improve the rivers and harbors of
the United States, the Democracv sav is
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unconstitutional..
10 explore the Dead
Sea, 4,0U0 milea off, is quite Constitution
al.
To protect the laboring man by a Tar
iff is unconstitutional; to discriminate a
gainst him U constitutional.
io give away the land of the people to
i -t i
w rauroaa companies is consiunuonai; to
quantities, for homesteads, is unconatitu-
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t f t
I r Vnta mnnnu fnr f hn nrlf rt ataw-
ingpeople in Ireland and Scotland is un-
Constitutional: nnl nt rnfd nf TrJofimnn
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in P?nnS Vlvamn nnrl noonnnra nafnrn
Ibojare natutalizod, is quile constita-
tional.
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.f .f . Wi lJiafcC Vl uuu ,w
ad-
mit them as a Free State without 97,000
inhabitants is unconstitutional.
To interdiot the Slave Trade with Af-
as piracy is unconstitutional; to car-
TV Slavca froa anv Stato info t.l.o T.rri-
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lories, tuu iawa oi uong.csb ana lerriio-
rial Legislatures to the country notwith-
standing, is entirely constitutional
In short there is only one thing in the
oi - r '
!U "Slavery; only one species of property
'requiring protection, that la slaves.
1 e i- t
lhere is only one institution for which
tha Tjnion iB worth nr ri;a,nl.
:n nA u ; qi t. t a i
,ufal uuu a VJIUVCIJ. J.I1 111 IUU uuiy
stitutional means.
Where are They?
Is is strange that wo hear nothing from
Daniel S. Dickinson, of New York, in re
lation to tho new confu-icn in that State.
He should look after tho Breckinridge
party there, of which he is supposed to
be the leader. Soeakintr of the Dooirlas
and Bell fusion, he said:
"Douglas and Hunt's homogeneous fu
.toe national Democracy, to pack their
dud and leave for the Republican camp,
without delaying one moment in tho fu-
js'on half-way house. The gulf between
'tDe national Democrats and the Douglas
i meD is as wide as that between the rioh
man and Lazarus."
What does Mr. Dickinson think of the
fusion now, when his own party is enga-
ppA in it.7 Wh
e -----I , .. ,
who denounced fusion with the friends of
Douglas? We are anxious to hear from
these two Breckinridge leaders, to learn
their present seutiments on "a subject of
whioh they have once spoken so decided-
A Large Yield from a Half Acre.
The Rev. J.M. M'Ghee, of Rawlinsville,
Lancaster county, raised from a half a
cro of ground this season the following
crop: Thirty bushels of corn, sixteen bush
els of potatoes, one hundred and fifty
head of cabbage, twelve large pumpkins,
a half bushel of beans, and a peck of peas.
This is certainly a remarkable yield for
a half aore, and if any of our agricultural
friends know of anythig to beat it we
would be pleased to hear from thea.
The Camels in Texas.
Capt. Ecbeb of tho Topographioal En
gineers, has fully tested the fitness of tho
camel for service in the South-West, by
bis reconnoitering expedition in North
Western Texas. Tho labor was very se
vere, and for six days in the heat of mid
summer, tho camels did not have a drop
of water. On the day that water was
discovered, they indicated by their in
creased speed that they were approach
ing water, though the stream was ten
miles off.
S?"An Irish Judgo tried two most
notorious fellows for highway robbery.
To tho astonishment of tho Ceurt, as well
as of the prisoners themselves thev were
found not guilty As they were being
remoTed from the bar, the judge, address-
iug ue jauur, aiu. -4ur. iuurpny, you
would greatly ease mv mind if vou would
keep these two respectable crentletaen un-
til seven, or halt past seven o clock, for I
moau to set out for Dublin at five I should
like to have
thorn."
at least two hours' start of
HrOne day a loving husband took
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ma wile, thoughtless oi bis hurt, cried
out. "Oh, mereyl havo you broken tho
pitoher!" "No," said he, in great wrath,
"but I'll bo darned if I don't!" and ging'-a-ling
went the pitoher against tho wall.
ID'Wbat do you call this!" said
Jones, tapping his breakfast lightly "with
his fork. "Call it?1' snirled the landlord
"what do you call it?" "Wellreal-
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