i
THEfBACHELOR. r
v W . ' i i
nv THE DARD OF THE'E ASTON HALL OF FASHION,
' . ... , jF
The' Bachelor, 'in. spite of Ins boasting Iriends,
Is.a : miserable fellow .at least;
And Tut for Ills jeers at old maidism,
We'd cheerfully let him rest.
He-boasts of his freedom from wifely thrall,
And' laughs at connubial chains,
And blesses his stars he has none of the cares
Of .which the staid married man complains.
But-a! I the while he. is a greater elave, .
Health, pleasures and" appetites sway,
For 'without their exictement the evening is
dull
And -drearily passes the day.
His rooms, for- a home the old bachelor has
none,
Are "quare looking places,,! ween
Tobacco,- ciga'rs, perfumesbooks and clothes,
Promiscuously jningSed, are seen.
He comes down to breakfast, "when Morpheus
uuiua 11 1 in
TooMoh'g in her soothing embrace,
T6'par'ta.ke of cold coffee, and, still worse, to
meet
A. frown on his landlady's face.
Tho' lie .tastes not of food, no one cares e'er
to' ask
The old bachelor the state of his health,
Or offers .to make some savory dish,'
Unless he's a bachelor of wealth.
Then perchance a toad eater, who glories at
sight
Of a bilious cadaverous look,
Wjll contrive, under cover of friendship, to
. make , .
Him the prey of some eating-house cook.
As he cares for no one but himself in his life,
"Affection's sure test, a bright tear,"
Will never bedew, when he passes away,
The crusty old bachelor's bier.
To the man who'd enjoy real comforts, and
With the cases thatattend on this life,
Ourndvicc is, go purchase a new suit from
Pyle,
And set forward in search of a wife.
(7-The handsomest assortment of Ready
Mule Clothing and piece- woods ever seen in
vit-liti'.is:.uow 011 exhibition,-at Pyie's Greal
'h?ton Hall of Fashion, opposite the Etiston
Bank.-.
Give it Up.
The New York Atlas, a rampant Dem
ocratic paper, acknowledges that the He
publicans have their oppouents in a tight
place. It throws up its bunds and goes
down gently. Head what the editor says:
"The real truth is, tbat but a faint hope
exists for the defeat of the Republicans.
There does not appear to us the ghost of
a chance for the election of either Doug
las or Beckinridgc it does not consid
er the old gciitlemnn's party in the ring.
If the thirty 6ve votes of New York cau
not be abstracted, In some W3y, from Lin
coln, Uncle Abe may get ready to move
into the White House on the fourth of
Jlarch next "
4,Uucle Abo' is already moving p that
direction, and will be rcgularjy intalled
in the White House on the fourth of
31 arch next.
Dogs How to use them Profitably.
The most profitable uho that nine-tenths
of all the dogs in tbia couutry could be
applied to is to mix about five dogs with
a barrel of lime and ten cart-loads of
muck, in a comport heap. A barrel of
wood-ashes may Be added tom help the de
composition of the bones. We believe
tbat a dressing of this compo't, applied
to cep pastures, would prcatly enhance
the production of wool.
.o-
Tornado 3s in the West
Louisville, July '-13. At half-p3?t bis
o'clock yeerday afternoon a tornado
passed over this city from the northwest,
unroofing several buildings and prostra
ting a number of trees.
Boats were blown from their mooring
and considerable damage done, the
amount of which i3 not yet ascertained.
The storm lasted three minutes and was
accompanied by bail and rain.
Cleveland, July 22. A tornado pass
ed over Bracevillo Station, on the Cleve
land and Mahoning Railroad, on Satur
day lat, entirely destroying the depot,
ana i-evcrai dwelling nouses anu Darns,
and killing two ladies. Largo trees were
uprooted and hurled through the air.
The Etorm was very violent and exten
ded over an area of two miles in length
and a quarter of a mile in width.
.
Death of a Fat Man.
"Wesley Ilann, tho fat man of German
v alley, Morris county, N. J , was buried
recently. He was a middle-aged man,
. and .weighed about GOO pounds. It look
910 feet of lumber to make his coffin.
He leaves a wife weighing about 500
pounds, and of a very large size. '
2Tew York Markets.
Wednesday, July 25, 1660.
ELOUll AND MEAL Wheat flour;
Tfae.sales are 9,600 bbls. at $5aS5 10 for
superfine State, $5a$5 05 for superfine
Western, 5 35sS5 50 forshipping brands
of round hoop extra Ohio; and 85 75a
S7 for St. Louis extras. Rye Flour; sales
of 241 bbls. at S3 40a84 25. Corn Meal;
Bales of 850 bbls at S3 50 for Jersey, S3
60 for Baltimore, and 3 05 for Brandy
wine.
GRAIN Wheat; the sales include 6,.
000 bush, fair white Illinois at 81 32; 700
bush, prime Red State at SI 21; 2,500
bush, new prime white 'Southern at 81 45.
Cats; sales of Canadian and Western at
37a39c., and Stato at39a40c. Rjo
selling in small lots at 81 aS2c. for River;
Corn; sales f 114,000 bub. at 60c. for
unsound; 60a6lc for sound mixed Wes
tern. PROVISIONS Pork; sales of 2,400
bbls. at-gl-9 26aS19 31 for new Mese;
S14 25afl4 31 for new Prime. Lard ;
sale of 470 bbls. 'at 1.3al3io,; and 100
kegsat 13c Butter is jn fair demand
at. 1215 for Obio,and 14al,8c. for.SUje
Cheese is infgood 'demand atT7allc.-,
Chickens.
There were 5000 obiokens brought over
tho Lebanon Valley Branch on Monday
from the Stato of Illinois, destined for
tbe JNow iork market.- Tho freight on
inem was sauu.
JBSyA wag, on seeing an old gobbler
trying to swallow a cotton Ftrmg, very
fastidiously remarked: "That was the
last attempt to introduce cotton into tur
key."
Female Health ! Female Health !
Thousands of females suffer from derange
mcnts peculiar to the sex. First, and most
common among these is, Female Weakness
or Whites, or Leucorrhca, with its constant
attendants, Lassitude, Prostration, Lame or
Weak Back, and General Debily. No one
can be entirely well who thus suffers, and in
hundreds of cases health is utterly under
mined. Uld-school medicines and drugs do
but little good often, much injury; but
Humphrey s Specific Homeopathic Fe
male Pills are just the thing, relieving
promptly, and curing permanently. A dol
laps worth will do more good than quarts of
nostrums, or six months attendance on a
doctor. Six boxes for 1. Single boxes 25
cents.
N. Jl. A full set of Humphreys' Homeo
pathic Specifics, with Book of Directions, and
twenty different Remedies, in large vials, mo
rocco case, 5; do. in plain case, 84: case
of fifteen boxes, and book, .$2.
These Remedies, by the single box or case,
are sent by mail or express, free of charge,
to any address, on receipt of the price. Ad
dress Dr. F. Humphreys' & Co..
No. 5G2 Broadway, New-York.
Sold by Ilollinshe'ad & Detrick.
A CARD TO THE SUFFERING.
The Rev. William Cosgrove, while la
boring as a missionary jn Jinan, was cured
of Consumption, when all other means had
ailed, by a recipe obtained from a learned
physician residing in the great city of Jeddo.
This recipe has cured great numbers who
were suffering from Consumption, Bronchitis,
Sure Throat, Coughs ad Colds, and the de
bility and nervous depression caused by these
disorders.
Desirous of benefitting others, I will send
this recipe, which 1 have brought home with
me, to all who need it, free of charge.
Address Rev. WM. COSGROVE,
4119 Fulton Avenue, Brooklyn, N. Y.
June 14, I860 3m.
THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY.
SIR JAMES CLARKE'S
Co S ted Fumtilu Pills.
PROTECTED
LETTERS
BY ROYAL -iSS- PATENT.
Prepared from a presripiion of Sir J.Clarke,
M. D. Physician Extraordinary to the
Queen.
This invaluable medicine is unfailing in the cure of
11 those painful anil dangerous diseases to which the
female constitution is subjett. It moderates all excess
nd removes all obstructions, and a speedy cure may
be relied on.
To 32rrid Syndics
it is peculiarly suited. It will, in a short time, bring on
the monthly period wit a regularity.
Each bottle, price One Dollar, bears the Government
tump of Great Uritsin, to prevent counterfeits.
CAUTSOS.
These Pills should not be taken by females during the
FIRST THREE MONTHS of Pregnancy, as they are
tire to bring on Miscarriage, but at any other time they
tre sate.
In all cases of Nervous and Spinal Affections, pain in
the back and limbs, fatigue on slight exertion," palpita
tion of the hemt, hysterics and whites, these Pills will
effect a cure when all other means have failed; and al
though a. powerful remedy, do not contain uon, calo
mel, antimony, or anything hurtful tot e constitution
Full directions in the pamphlet aiound each package.
which should be caicfully preserved.
Sole Agent for the United States mvl Canada,
JOB MOSKS
(Late I. C. Baldwin A Co,,)
Rochester, N. Y.
N. B. 31 8 ami fi postage stamps enclosed to any
utborized Agent, will insme a bottle. eontaing50 pills
bv tetuni nmil. For sle m Stroud-faurg, by
uly 1. Jy. J. N. DURLING, Agfint
July the 2d, 1P60, at the Lutheran
Parsonaoc, iu Hamilton Square, by Rev.
Henry Seifert, Mr. Elmer H.Dclong, and
Mis Jane Naumen, both of Stroudsburg,
Monroe County, Pa.
SES.
In Oamiiton, July 3d, iufaut child of
Mr. Peter Williams, deceased, aged four
teen days.
In Hamilton on the 9th inft , infant
child of John Williams, aged nine days.
Id Hamilton on the 10th lost., Mrs.
Anna A:ary Foatherman, widow, aged
sixty-eight ycard, nine month, and fifteen
days.
In Smithfield, on tho 16th mst., Mr.
Georgo F. Metzger, aged 24 years and
2 month.
MONROE COUNTY
Agricultural Sooietj
7
Persons who desire to compete for the
premiums offered by the Society on field
Crops, will ploase send in tbeir names, to
gether with the entrance fee of SI, to the
Secretary, on or before Weduesday, Au
gust Itt, next, for WTbeat, Rye and Oats;
and on or before September I5tb, next,
for the other crops, and the awarding
Committee will visit them, as soon as pos
sible thereafter.
The following is a list of the premiums
offered.
0. 1 Field Crops.
For best three acres of Wheat S5 00
Second best ;i Young Farmers Manual and
Diploma."
Best three acres of Rye 85 00
Second best " Young Farmers Manual and
Diploma.
Best three acres of Corn 85 00
Second best '"Young Farmers Manual and
" "Diploma, "
Best three acres of Oats $3 00
Second best 'Young Farmers Manual."
Best three acres of Buckwheat 3 00
Second best "Young Farmers, Manual.
Best acre of Clover Seed $3 00
ti i. Timothy Seed , 3 00
' half acre of Potatoes 3 00
11 11 u " Chinese Sugar Cane 3.00
" one fourth acre Tobacco 3 00
J. DEPUY LA BAR, 0
Gol. PJBTER- SNYDER, i Committee.
, BET;ERKELLER,
A.' REBVES JACKSON,t&c:y,,
July 26; 1860. " . . . T.. fr .
DISSOLUTION. 1
The partnership heretofore existing be
tween the undersigned in the manufac
ture of School Slate, was dissolved by
mutual consent, on tho first day of July,
1860. The book accounts, arid Notes
have been placed in Amos Labar's hands
who is duly authorized tosettlo tbe same,
and all persons having claims will present
them immediately for settlement.
AMOS LA BAR & SON.
Del. Water Gap, July 23, 1800.-3t
MONROE COUNTY
Agricultural Society
T
At a meeting of the Board of Director
held at the Court House iu tho Borough
of Stroudsburg July 2, I860, it was
Resolved, That tho resolution passed
by the Board at their meeting held dun
4th, providing tbat "all Stockholders who
have five shares of Stock shall be furn
ished with family tickets to admit them
selves and families at any time during the
continuance of tbe lair, free of charge.
be and the same is hereby rescinded.
Resolved, That a new class of members
of this society be created, to be called
Annual Members, who bhall become
by the yearly payment of one dollar, and
that each of them bo furnished with a sea
son ticket which shall admit him or her to
the Fair at any time during its continu
ance; Provided, such ticket shall not be
transferable.
Resolved, That all persons entering
stock or other articles for exhibition shall
bo charged one dollar, and shall then be
urnibhed with an annual ticket which
vhall admit the exhibitor to tbe Fair at
any timo during its continuance. Pro
vided. That but oue fee shall be charged
he exhibitor for any number of articles
competing for the same premiums; Al
so provided, that no one animal or other
article thall receive more than one pre
mium. Provided further, that persona
who do not desire to compete for premi
ums may be permitted to enter articles
for exhibition free of charge, in whioh
case, bowoter, they will not be furniubed
witb admission tickets.
A. BEEVES JACKSON, Sec')
July 19, I860. 4t.
THE
STROUDSBURG CORNET BAND,
W. 81. Wolf, Louder.
Can be engaged for Pic-Nics, Parades,
and Publio Meetings, by applying to
Wm. Hollinsiiead,
Stroudsburg, Pa.
AGENTS WANTED!
100,000 will be sold.
NOW READY, THE
NATIONAL POLITICAL CHART,
AND
MAP OF THE UNITED STATES,
Containing
Accurate Portraits, from life, of tbe Can
didates of Each Party for President and
Vice-President, with their letters of ao
ceptance, Platforms of their respective
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matter. Results of the Presidential Elec
tions of the Uuited States from 1796 to
856; names of the Speakers of the
House of Representatives from 1789 to
860.
The Map is beautifully colored, and
printed on heavy calendered paper, size
32 by 40, showing the exact boundaries
of all tbe States and Territories, extend-
ug through to the PaoiSo.
Politicians of all parties, and others,
wishing to have before them material for
being fully posted at a sinplo glance,
should possess a copy of this Map.
Retail Price, only 2o Cents. bent
post paid, on receipt of tho price. A rare
chance is offered agents.
For Terms, Address
DUANE RULISON,
Quaker City Publishing House,
No. 33 South Third Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
July 19 1860.
POND'S EXTRACT OF HAMAMELIS,
Or Pain Destroyer.
I one of the few domestic remedies which hare come
into general use and favor, without puffing. It is the
product 01 a simple snruD, Harmless m an cases, anu
as a domestic remedy unequalled. For Burns, Cuts,
Onuses Soreness. Lameness. Jsnrains, uneumausm.
Moils. Ulcers. Old Sores and Wounds, it has not an c-
qual. It is also used with great success,. for Tooth
ache, Headavhc, Neuralgia. Sore Throat, Collie, Diar-
painful affections, while it promptly arrests all Hemor
rnoea, Hoarseness, anu ouiurMiuimr iruuuiuMime auu
rhages. Hundreds of physicians use it daily in their
unqualified recommendation. tolq Dy our agents anu
dealers, anu oy
F. HUMPHREYS Sc. Co., 5G2 Broadway,
Sole Proprietors and Manufacturers.
March 29, i860. ly.
imtltiTsirator'js Nolict.
Esfale of Peter M. Williams.
Notice is hereby given, that Letters of
Administration on the Estate of Peter II
Williams, late of Hamilton township, dc
ceased, have been granted to tbe under
signed by the Register of Monroe county,
in due forrn of law; therefore, all persons
indebted to said estate arc requested to
make immediate payment, and those bav
ing any just claims are also requested to
present them legally authenticated for set
tlement, to
DAVID KELLER, Adm'or,
Stroudsburg
June 21, I860. 6t.
Express Arrangement.
Tbo IIopo and Howard Express Com
nanvs are now prepared to forward Mon
ey Valuables of any kind, Passages, &c,
with their own Cars, and special Measen
gers, with dispatch from Stroudsburgto a
ny part of the world. .
JOHN N. STOKES, Agent,
For tbe Hope and Howard Ex. Co's
Stroudsburg, Feb. 4, 1858. tf.
BLANK MORTGAGES
Fo r al e at. th i s O fii ce .,
HEAR WHAT THE PEOPLE SAY.
The undereifnicu havinp used Professor IIUMPHItETS
SPECIFIC IIOMCEOPATHIO RKMKDIKS In our liimtlles
with the most Satisfactory results, and having full confi
dence in their genuineness, purity, and efficacy, cheerfully
recommend them to all persons who wish to have safe, re
liable, and efficacious remedies at hand for private or do
mestic, use.
The Itev. Wm. Itosmer, editor or "The Northern Inde
pendent," Auburn, N. Y. ; the Rev. K. II. Cressey, D.D.,
Hector of St. Peter's Church, Auburn, N. Y. ; the Uev. B. I.
Ives, Chaplain of the Auburn State Prison; the Itev.
Spencer M. Itice, Hector, New-Bedford, Mas3.; the Itev.
Allen Steele. Nmr-Vnrlr nnnrpronro tho a...-i
. , , , t - " ' j " ...... uauiuci
.Nichols, Kast-Genesee Conference, N. Y. ; the Rev. P. S
11. m, uuuei, vt ; me uev. jonn Jiowe, liuualo; A. C
Hart, Ksfj., Utioa, N. Y. ; the Hon. Ne.il Dow, Portland,
Me. ; the Hon. Schuyler CoUar, South-Bend, Ind. ; the Hon
Qeorjre Humphreys, N. Y. ; Henry D. Cook, Esq., Editor of
The Ohio State Journal, Columbus, Ohio; the Hon. R, H.
Graham, Moline, 111. ; the Hon. Thomas J. Chase, Monti
cello, Fla.; the Hon. Joseph Benedict, Utica, N. Y.; Wm.
Bristol, Est., Utica, N. Y. ; A. S. Pond, Esq., Utica, N. Y.
James Piunkctt, Esq., Nashville, Tenn. '
LIST OP SPECIFIC REMEDIES.
Nn. 1. For Fever, Congestion, and Inflammation.
No. 2. For Worm Fever, Worm Colic, Wetting the Bed.
No. 8. For Colic, Crying, Teething, and Wakefulness of
Infants.
No. 4. For Diarrhea, Cholera Infantum, and Summer
Complaints.
No. 5. For Colic, Griplngs, Dysentery, or Bloody Flux.
No. C. For Cholera, Cholera Morbns, Voilting.
No. 7. For Coughs, Colds, Influenza, and Sore Throat.
No. S. For Tooth-ache, Face-ache, and Neuralgia.
No. 9. For Headache, Vertigo, Heat and Fullness of the
Hean.
No. 10. DrsPEPSiA Piixs-For Weak and Deranged
Stomach, Constipation, and Liver Complaint
No. 11. For Female Irrkgclarities, Scanty, Painful, or
Suppressed Periods.
No. 12 For Leucorrhca, Profuse Menses, and Bearing
Dowu of Females.
No. 13. For, Croup, Hoarse Cough, Bad Breathing.
No. 14. Salt Riikbm Pills For Erysipelas, Eruptions,
Pimples on the Face.
No. 15. Rhkdmatic Pjlls. For Pain, Lameness, or Sore
ness in the Chest, Back, Loin3, or Limbs.
A. For Fever anil Ague, Chill Fever, Dumb Ague, Old
Mismanaged Agues.
P. For Piles, Blind or Bleeding, Internal or External.
O. For Sore, Weak, or Inflamed Eyes and Eyelids; Fall
ing, Weak, or Blurred Sight.
C. For Catarrh, of long standing or recent, either with
obstruction or profuse discharge.
W. C. For Whooping Cough, abating its violence and
shortening its course.
In all acute diseases, such as Fevers, Inflammations,
Diarrhea, Dysentery, Croup, Rheumatism, and such erup
tive diseases as Scarlet Fever, Measles, and Erysipelas, the
advantage of giving the proper remedies promptly is ob
vious, and in all such cases the specifics act like a charm.
The entire disease Is often arrested at ouce, and in all case
the violence of the attack is moderated, the disease short
ened, and rendered less dangerous.
Coughs and Colds, which are of such frequent occurrence,
and which so often lay the foundation of diseased lungs,
bronchitis and consumption, may all be at once cured by
the Fever and Cough Pills.
In all chronic diseases, such as Dyspepsia, Weak Stomach,
Constipation, Liver Complaints, Piles, Female Debility, and
Irrecularities. old Headaches. Sore or Weak Eves. Catarrh,
Salt Rheum, and other old eruptions, the case has specifics
whose proper application will afford a cure in almost every
Instance. Often the cure of a single chronic difficulty, such
as Dyspepsia, Piles or Catarrh. Headache or Female Weak
ness, has more than paid for the case ten times over.
PRICE.
Case of 20 vials complete, in morocco, and Book ?5
Case of 20 vials, and Book, plain 4
Case of 15 numbered boxes, and Book 2
Case of 6 boxes, numbered, and Book " . 1
Single numbered boxes, with directions 25 cents.
Single lettered boxes, with directions f0 cents.
Large case of 2 oz. vials, for planters and physicians... .$15
ALSO SPECIFICS.
For Asthma or Phthisic. Oppressed. Difficult, Labojfcd
Breathing, attended with Cough and Expectoration. Price,
50 cents per box.
Foh Ear Discharges AKu jicafness. uiscnarges irom ine
Ear, the result of Scarlet Fever, Measles, or Mercurials.
For Noises in the Head, Hardness of Hearing, and Ringing
in the Ears, and Ear-ache. Price, 50 cents per box.
Fon scrofula. Enlarged uiamis, tniargeti ami innurai
ed Tonsils, Swellings and Old Ulcers, Scrofulous Cachexy of
Children. Price, 50 cents per box.
For General Deiulitv. Physical or Nervous Weakness.
Either the result of Sickness, Excessive Medication, or Ex
hausting Discharges. Price, 50 cents per box.
For Dropst. Fluid Accumulations, Tumid bwellings, Willi
Scanty Secretions. Price, 50 cents per box.
For Sea-Sickness. Deathly Sickness, Vertigo, Nausea,
Vomiting. Sickncs3 from riding or motion. Price, 50 cents
per box.
iOR URINARY 1JI3KASE5. ror uravei, Jieniu v,.uiuu, wim
cult, Painful Urination, Diseases of the Kidneys. Price, 50
cents per box.
For Seminal Emissions. Involuntary Discharges and
Consequent Prostration and Debility, Bad Results or Evil
Habits. The most successful and efficient remedy known,
and may be relied upon as a cure. Price, with full direc
tions, $1 per box.
Persons who wish to place themselves under the profes
sional care, or to seek advice of Prof. Humphreys, can do
so, at his office 502 Broadway, daily from S A.M. to S P.M.
or by letter.
OUR REMEDIES BY MAIL.
Trfiok over the list: make up a case of what kind you
choose, and inclose the amount in a current note or stamps
by mail to our address, at No. 5C2 Broadway, New-York,
and the medicine win oe uuiy reiumeu oy man ui kajuccs,
free of charge. . .
AGENTS WANTED. We desire an active, efficient Agent
ror the sale of our Remedies in every town or community
In the United States. Address Dr. F. HUMPHREYS A Co.
No. 5G2 Bkoadwat, New-York.
Sold in Stroudsburg, by Hollinshead &
Detrick.
March 29, 1850. e. o. w. ly.
A lot of M. Supers' and W. Labar's
Grain Cradles, Grass Scythes, Snathes,
&c, by
GEO. H MILLER.
Stroudsburg, June, 29, 1860.
JIT INSTRUCTION in
English, Greek, Latin, French, Matlic-
matics, &c, by Rev. Samuel Seymour,
(a Teacher of 25 years experience) at the
Odd .bellows Hall, btroudsburp;, la.
Young men fitted for College, Teaching.
or Dusiness. rupus receivoa Dy iuc
single lesson, week or month, at any age
or period of advancement in their studies
and at any hour that will suit their con
venience. June 28, 18(50. tf.
AND
Oyster and Ice Cream Saloons,
J. M. ROBESON roppectfully informs
his friendd and the public, that be has
opened a new wholesale and retail
Confectionery, Bakery, Oyster,
and Ice Cream Saloon,
in the building, on MaiD st., in Strouds
burg, formerly oocupied by Drake & Fel
ker, which ba3 been fitted up in the most
elegant and complete manner for the bu
siness. He has secured the services of
Samuel Hoffman, an experienced Confec
tioner and Cuke Bakor, who will super
intend tbe manufacturing department,
and is confident that ho will bo able to
givo general satisfaction.
His rooms are completely furnished,
where fresh Oysters, and Ico Creams of
tbo purest quality and finest flavors will
be served at all hours of the day and eve
ning. fiST Cakes and IcC Crcains fur
nished to order, for parties, private fam
ilies, eto. at tho shorteafc notice, and at
the lowest rates.
April 19, I860. ly.
Oysters,
Clams,. . .
Pickled Tripe,.
Always' on;'hahd at JM. Robeson.'s
Saloon.; , V.. , i 1 P
For
THE
OiilM Preparation
Having proofs so strong and direct as io
EXPEL THE DOUBTS
OF ALL,. .
For Statesmen, Judges, Editors, Physician?
of the oldst schools as well-as , new, give il
their unqualified sanction, and recommend it
for all cases of eruptions, and diseases of the
scalp and brain; but all uho have used it,
unite, in testifying that it will preserve the
nair irorn being gray, and trom tailing to any
age, aa well as restore. Read the following:
Oak Grove, S. C. June 24th, 1859.
To Prof. O. J. Wood : Dear Sir: Your
Hair Restorative is rapidly gaining popularity
in this community. I have had occasion to
lay prejudice aside, and give your IJuir Re
storative a perfect lest:
During the year 1854, T was so nnfortuale
as to be thrown from my sulky asaiutt a
rock near the roadside, from which my-head
received a most terrible blow; causing a great
deal of irritation, which communicated to the
brain and external surface of the head, from
the effects of which my hair was finally de
stroyed over the entire surface of the head.
From the time I first discovered its dropping,
nowover, up lo tlie time of its total disanuear-
ance, I employed evervthinir I could think
of, being a professional man myself, and, as
l thought, understanding the nature of the
disease, but was finally defeated in every pre
scription advanced.
These and no other circumstances induced
me to resort to your worthy Hair Restorative,
which I have every reason to believe, pro
duced a very happy result: two months after
the first application, I had as beautiful a head
of young hair asl oversaw, for which I cer
tainly owe you my most sincere thanks.
Rest assured, dear sir, I shall use mv influ
ence, which 1 flatter myself to say, is not a
Utle.
You can publish this if you think proper.
Yours, verv respectfully
M. J. WRIGHT, M. D.
Office of the Jefibrsonian, )
Philippi, Va., Dec. 12, lrs53. S
Dear Sir: I feel it my duty as well as my
pleasure, to state to you the following cir
cumstance, which you can use as you think
proper. A, gentleman of this place, (a law
yer,) has been bald ever since his early
youth; so much so, that he was compelled
to wear a vir. lie was induced to use a
bottle of your "Hair Restorative," which he
liked very much; and after using some two
or three bottles his hair grew out quite lux
uriantly, and he now has a handsome head
of hair. The gentleman's name is Bradford,
and as he is very well known iu our adjoin
ing counties, many persons can testify to the
truth of this statement; I give it to you at.
the request of Mr., Bradford. You can sell
a greal deal of your Hair Restorative in this
and the adjoining counties if you have the
proper agents. Yours, &c.
THOMPSON SURGHNOR.
Dr. Wood: Dear Sir: Permit me to express
the obligations I am under for the entire re
storation of my hair to its original color ;
about the time of tuy arrival in the United
States it was rapidly becoming gray, but
upon the application of your "Hair Restora
tice" it soon recovered its original hue. I
consider your Restorative as a very wonder
ful invention, quite efficacious as well as a
greeable. S. THALBERG.
The Restorative is put up in bottles of
three sizes, viz: large,, medium, and small;
the small holds a pint, and retails for one
dollar per bottle; the medium holds at least
twenty per cent, more in proportion than the
small, retails for two dollars per bottle; the
large holds a quart, 40 percent, more iu pro
portioiii and retails for S3.
O. J. WOOD & CO., Proprietors, 441
Broadway, New York, and 114 Market
Street, St. Louis, Mo.
And sold by all good Druggists and Fancy
Goods Dealers. March 29, 1860.-ly.
GREAT REVOLUTION
IN THE
t-ss vsie r.?v
'V-JL rv
Crawford county Oil iu the Shade!
Paint and Oil 100 percent cheap-
er than any other place in the coun
ty. Call and be convinced.
Is the place to buy your Paints, Oils, Glass,
Sash and Doors, cheap.
HOLLINSHEAD & S)T2iaCK,
AGENTS FOR THE
'Concentrated. G-um Oil.'
With this Oil you can paint your barn, fen
ces, &c. nearly as cheap as you can white
wash them. iYo humbug.
Paint and Oil warranted. Dont forget the
place,
KIOLL5NSUEAD& DETRICK,
&o!Siic ISa3I Bring Store.
Strousburg, April 26, I860.
OpFresh supply of Drugs and Medicines
constantly on hand:
Delaware "Water Gap
CLASSICAL SCHOOL.
Rev. H. S. Howell, A. M. Principal.
MTbe Academic year of this boar
ding school for boys, begins on tbe
first Monday of September, and ends on
the last Thursday of J une. It is dividt d
into three terms. The first begins on the
1st Monday of September, and continut's'
sixteen weeks; the second begins on the
2d Monday of January, and continues
twelve week?; tho third begius ou the 2d
Monday of April and continues eleven
weeks. Vacations; two weeks at the Ho
lidays, and one week at the 1st of April.
Pupils roceived at any time. Young
men preparing themselves to be Teachers
can pursuo a course of study specially a
dapted to tbat purpose.
Terms : Board, Wachin?, Tuition,
furnished room, from four dollars to four
dollars and fifty cents per week. Uay
cchoIarB tuition, two dollars per month.
September 2), 1859.-2tn.
Catitidn.
I hereby caution all persons against
huntingi finning, or going through grass,
grain, or driving through my premises,
or otherwise trespassing; as I am deter
mined to prosecute trespasser to the full
extent of the law.
PETER II. ROBESON.
Stroudburg, May 10, 1600.
t:7! .deeds.-
For sale at this pfftae' '
Scrofula, or King's jEsJl,r
is a constitutional disease, a corruption of tho
blood, by which this fluid bocomqa vhiated,
weak, and poor. Being in. tho drctdauon, it
pervades the whole body, and may burst out in
disease on acjpart of it. Xo organ m frco frgyjl
its attacks, nor is there one winch it rswy not
destroy. The scrofulous taint U variously eau6e'd
by mercurial disensc, low living,. disorilet)8d;or,iiff
unhealthy food, impnre air, filth, 'and rtldfy
habits, the depressing vices, and, above alL Im
the venereal infection. Whatever Le its dram. .
it is hereditary in the cori?titnt:oudPscetuB j
"from parents to children unto the third and
fourth generation indml, it seema to,p
at
blood of corrupt or ulcerous matter, which, itt
the hms. liver, and internal organs. ; tamimp'
tulwnles; in the glands, sweHktff; andron. tfeatsi
airfare,- eruptions or sore. Iha corrup
tion, vhich jjenders i.i the, Wood, dprcca tqp
energies of life, so that svrofu! jus constitnooiB'
not only suffer from wroFulotis oomnkuta, '
they have fur Ies.- power to withstand the' aftjf4
of other diseases : couwqueittly, vu.-t nambera
perish by disorders whi- h, although not rrfl&-
loti3 in "their nature arc stirr rendered filial, fcy: .
this taint in the. svstein. Must of the cotpiMiu.
neys, brain, and, indeed, of all t?ie orpnirts, fcrljjf11
from or are aggravated by the 5tC'eBlifa.'
One-quarter of all oor people are fcrdfuieus;' h
their persons arc invaded by this lurng-in!-,
tion, and their health is undermined by it. 'JVj
cleanse it from tho system we roust renovate tn . ,
blood by an alterative- medicine, and invgoraw
it by .hualthy fowl and exercise. Such a iaedl' '
cino we supply in r-.
Compound Extract of Sarsaparffl8r-
the mo.-t effectual remedy shwh the jnedkut
skill of our times can devbe for this evPry-'rt'Jierfc
prevailing and fatal nudady. It is cmhiHt!tl)
from the most active remediate that lutve bea
discovered for the expurgation of this foul disor
der from tho blood, and the rescne of the sys-"
tern from its destructive consequences. Haricot n
it should Ixj employed fur the cure of not onlrv
6erofula, but also "those othqr affections which .
arise from it, such as Eruptive and Skin Diff J
eases, St. Anthony's Pike, Hose, or Ery- "
sipeeas, Pr.:ri.E3, Pustules, BtttTCHies,'';
Elaiks and "Coils, Tumors, TBTnen, anft
Salt Hiieum, Scald IIrao, Hixowajun,
Rheumatism, Syphilitic and tateuiAi-
Diseases, Dropsy, Dyspepsia, Debility,
and, indeed, all Complaints arising rRQjtj
Vitiated on Impure Blood. The pojur
belief in " impurity -of the Hood," is founded; Jnl
truth, for scrofula is :i degeneration of tha Blood.
The particular purpo'-e and' virtue of this Snrsn
parilla is to purify and regenerate thTi vital fluid,
without which sound health, is impossiblS in
contaminated constitutions.
Ayer's Cathartic Pills,.;
FOR ALL THE PURPOSES OF A FAMILY fHYShV
are so composed that disease within the range of '
their action can rarely withstand or evade thenw
Their penetrating properties search, and cleans,
and invigorate every portion of the human or
ganism, correcting its diseased action, and raster
ing us healthy vitalities. As a cousequeHCofjj
these properties, the invalid who is nowew UQwa.
with pain or physical debility is astonieftid "to
find his health or energy restored by a rsmedy
at once so simple and inviting.
Not only do they cure the every-day com
plaints of every body, hut also many formidable
aixl dangerous'diseases. The agent below naaied
is pleased to furnish gratis my American Alma-,
nac, containing certificates of their cares, awl
directions for their use m the following com
plaints : Costivemss, Heartburn, Headache wil
ing from a disordered Stomach, Xtmstu, Indidjb
ti'on, Pain in and Morbid Inaction of the Bowtik
Flatulency, Loss of Appetite, Jaundice, ami otlwr
kindred complaints, arising from a low state ofti
the body or obstruction of its functions. ;
Ayefs Cherry Peetoralr
I'OR THE RAriD CUKE OV
Coughs, Colds, Influenza, JToRrseaess
Cronp, Bronchitis, Incipient Census'
tion, "and for tho roliaf of Consumptive
Patients in advanced stages of thetdkv
ease. -
So wide is the field of its upcfhlrtf'?:aifciv'adrf
numerous are the cases of its curv. ttftit tHcSs1
ever section of country bonds ftf-mlMa'
publicly known, who liave been restored fwm
alarming and even desperate disca-tes of tha
lungs by its uc. When once trinJ, its superi
ority over every other medicine of its klnd itt.
apparent to escape observation, and whrel Ma
virtues arc known, the public mi longer jheplt"
what antidote to employ for the ditrfs!ng anc
dangerous affections of the pulmonary organs
that arc incident to our climate. While many
inferior remedies thrust upon the eonmwRkyJ
have failed and been discanled, this hap flwi d
friends bv even- trial, conferred beaoftts on thpj
afilicted they can never forget, and pxadwMsl,
cures too uumeious and too remarkable tooe
forgotten.
TREPARED BY
DS. J. C. ATER & CO., 7
LOWELL, MASS.
And X. X. X. X. AleU'2
Can ho had at all hours, at' E. S? Gl
Horn's Saloon
March 22, 1S60.
Stoves! Stoves! Stovesjlf
STOVE & TIN STORK
The subscriber has ooDstantly,ou,1hgutlk
a large stock of Stoves, consistiugof
PiirSoi'i omr, iinir, Siiopr sifi
room :iuI Cooti Slovti. ca
of all descriptions, which will ' be fdld
chenper thao at any other estalflishuant
in the county. ' !-
CqTAs I do all the work' myelft TSiS,
cnubled to manufacture my wa'A'cSftof
the beat material, and scll,it a the. low
est possible Wholesale add lletail prices.
All kinds of
Tin & itjt-iroiJ Work,. toSy.o.nt,
injj autl Koofiiajji
dono at tbo shortest notice All?..w.ok
warrented. Call aud cxacuine. , ,
IK S. Gi
Maroo I5j.lc60s
w. j4i, J3, Will Vfcll iniquities
of the fathers upoa their children." " ' -J
It? effects commence bv cTewMnM CrAP'iM
tion which decimates tle human isiHinj.ht.iy
origin directly in this scrofulous cuutarmnpirtfiR ; , ,
and raanv detrurtirc disease of the f'lfVcr.
firaK; mi-