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DUCKWORTH & MAYN, WHOLUSALE DEALERS IN Groceries, Provisions, Liquors,&c( No. SO Dey street, New York. June 16, 1859. ly. THE STAR OF PROMISE. . BY FRANCES SARGENT OSGOOD. When kneeling sages saw of yore Their orb of promise rise for them, How Leu rning's lump grew dim, before The heaven-born star of Bethlehem, How filtered Wisdom's haughty lone, Wiien, led by God's exulting choir, His radiant herald glided on, tThe darkling heathen's beacon-fire ! When sweet, from many an angel voice, While rung the viewless harps of heaven, He heard the song cf love "Rejoice, For peace on earth and sins forgiven !" The Chaldean flung his scroll aside, The Arab left his desert tent Their hope, their trust their silver guide Till low at Mary's feel they bent. Ay ! Asia's wisest kneit around, Forgetting Fame's too earthly dream, While bright upon the hallowed ground, Their golden gifts a mockery gleam. There vainly, too, their censers breathed ; 0!i! what were incense gems to Hun, Around whose brow a glory wreathed, That made their sun-god's splendor dim ! To Him o'er whose blest spirit came. The fragrance of celestial flower?, And light from countless wings of flame That flabhed thro' heaven's resplendent bowers ! To "kneeling Faith's" devoted eye, It shines that "star of promise," now, Fair, as when far in Asia's sky, It lit her sage's lifted brow ! 2STo sparkling treasure wc may bring, No "gift of gold," nor jewel-stone; The censer's isweet we may not fling For incense round our Savior's throne ; But when, o'er sorrow's clouded view, That planet rises to our prayer, We, where it leads, may follow too, And lay a contrite spirit there ! Pretty Experiment. If an acorn be suspeuded by a piece of thread within half an inch of the surface of some water contained in a hyacinth glass, and so permitted to rrmaiu with out being disturbed, it will in a few months burst, and throw a root down in to the water, and ahoot upward? it" taper ing stem with beautiful little grreD leases. A youni oak tree growing in this way on the mantel ehelf of a room is a very pret ty object. gr-A worthy but poor minister," writes a friend from the country, "re- quested a loan of fifty dollars from the cashier of our bank, and in the note re- j questing tbe favor, he said be wouiu 'pay in tendays, on the faith of Abraham.' The cashier returned word that by the rules of the bank, the indorscr must re side in the State." An old lady, on being witnessed before a magistrate as to her place of legal set- tlcment, was asked what reason ."he had for supposing bor husband bad a legal . settlement in that town. Tbe old lady said: "He was born and married, and they buried him thero; and if that ain't settling ; him there, I don't know what is." j A Good Xog.A worthy Dutchman sued his neighbor, a " gentleman from Erin," for killing his do, tn the course of his examination, the Dutchman being asked what was the value of his dog, re plied : "Ash for ter dog, he was wort bhust noting ot all; but a&h Pat vas so raean as to kill him. by tarn, 1 makes him pay te fall value of bim." A person who waf recently called into Court for the purpose of proving the oorrectness of a Doctors bill, was aked hy the lawyer whether "the Doctor did not make several visits after the patient was out of danger!" "No," replied tbe witness, "I considered the patient in dan ger as long as the Doctor continued his visits." "The Siamese twins aro still living in burrey county, North Carolina. At a late revival, the wife of Chang was bap tized. Chang and Eog seemed to bo much concerned for themselves, and re quested an interest in tho prayers of the minister. Whiskey soaoetimes oures the bite of snakev, but what will care the bite of whiskey I SPEECH OF CASSIUS M. CLAY. Delivered on the Capitol Steps at Frank - fort, January 10, 1800, Accusations with Interest. Now, "what in sauce for the goose is institution, that it U any tource of politi saucc for the gauder." Laughter. My cai social and moral good, but I believe distinguished friend, John O.Brcckiuridge , vou bad better try all the chemical pow-ha- all his allegations answered by the er 0f Heaven and in the winds, the steam record not Cassius Clay says bo. But p0wer 0f the waters, than to hold the Af he has indulged in npeculation and infer- rjoan iD bondage, because, after all it is a ecco, and I intend to turn the tables on blunder in an economical point of view, him a little in that way. Laughter. aD(j althcugh we are determined to stand That in so I It is o very late, however, by your institution?, don't ask us to deny that I cannot post-illy comment upon the life which we live out in living letters, theso various clauses; I will thereforo 80 at all the nations of the earth oan omit discussion, read. Wo not only believe liberty is Iu turn, I accuse Gov. Magoffin, Vice- preferable, but wo beliovo that Slavery is President Breckinridge, and tho Demo- a ourse to the white and black." That is cratio party, on the following counts, bcv- the man for you to trust enteen of them; that is principle with In-j I am hero to-day and gone to-morrow, terest at about seventy per cent. but I tell yoa if ever the time does come 1st. Of obtaining and using powcrun- wi,en tbe slaveholders need aid to protect der false pretences. Read their last plat- tb0UJ fr0m the violence of slaves rising for forms. ! freedom, that aid will come from the men 2d. Of false pretences, as a Democrat-; tbat aro opposed to the Northern Demoo io party claiming to be upccial guardians raCyt and not from tho Democracy of the aud conservators of the liberty of the pco- jsjorth themselves, because there is not a pie and canceling them by the overthrow logical argument on God'n earth that can of the grcta common law guards of free- briug them to the conclusion which they men, which eecurc them from tho illegal ! pretend to draw. Therefore it was tbat search of tbeTr persons, papers, and homes. Stephen A. Douglas was ready to beat Witness, gentlemen, all the reported ca- vou jn 1857-8, when you were attempting ses of outrage made through all the Slave ' t0 forotJ slavery upon Kansas. He has States from the beginning of the Govern- backed down beyond doubt to-day, but if nient, tho formation of the Constitution, 1 vou bad not elected him Senator, he would and ending in the year 1860. Look to j b ave been in the Republican ranks. tbe record of all the Slavo States of tho You are right when you nay you can't Union where outrages of this kind aro nottrust tbese. (A Voice "We didn t say only perpdtruted, but are attempted to ne.s0) You did say so. I appeal to tbe vindicated by tbe press, outrages against which there is no redress, and none even affected to be attempted to bo enforced. 3. As false in the nullification of tho laws of constitutional oomitv. See the! - case of Hoar and others. See the article of the Constitution which authorizes citi zens of the several States to sue in the Federal Courts of the United States. You all know how that was. 4. Of violation of tbe treaty with Mex ico. There was a war made with Mexioo while she was at peace with us, where we are told in the roport, that our Gen. Tay lor marched amid men, women, aud chil dren Dying from their hearthstones in consequence of the invasion of the United States forces. A VOICE "Who made tbe war! The Democrats. They did it, as they said, "to extend the area of Free doDi," and the way they now extend tbe area of freedom I will tell you. I find a Senator of Texas was drien out of the community, (or on ex-Senator) because be said he did not believe that it was ex tending the area of freedom, to strike all these rights down; where he could notown Senators won't trust him; oan have bis own portfolio tree trom searcn believe in a man whose masters are con by Judge Lynch. tinually watching him, pistol and bowie 5. Of the practice of the slave-trade. knife in band. Breckinridge is the boy, Ics, gentlemen, distinguished persons in t believe. Guthrie is an honest man as tho South have boasted openly, not only honest a man as tho Democratic party has tbat they intend to violate the laws pro- built up for auUmbcrof years and that bibiting the slave-trade, but that they js not Eaj-lng mucb. have proceeded to carry their purposes Filibustering, into execution and had landed upon the Democratic party with Southern coats what have been noton- . ... r , . , , j a 4- v i n t, u fil ibustering. You all know what that ou-dy acknowledged to be slaves, fresh . , , -. J , . r r- j r means. Going out with armed bands of from tbe coasts of Africa, and we have J: c , . c xt c u t uien from the United States, "extending vet to learn of the first punishment for , . . , -' . - , J, . . . . e , r the area of freedom; performing John this violation of law. ., . i Brown raids, entering upon general inva- Advice Gratis. Mons to set humanity right, when the gal Here I remember to speak of thoseNor- lant old tar, Commodore Paulding, re thern allies that to-day you are afraid to ceived instructisns, if he oaught Walker trut. You aro right. I tell you now to bring him home. Tbe old fellow thought you are right, and I am going to give 'the President of the United States meant vou a little extra advice. Some of you j what be said, and be went out, ordered J . . . . . .... I J t. Li I were wantioc to know how long they will! J J J J J I t?nn ' how in Kf-mri he vnn just so long as you pay them, and no lon ger, and tbe moment you oease to pay them, tho moment you coaBe to have po session of the Government, so soon will they loave you. That is the kind of ; tend, before 1 became a candidate ot the men you have for your Northern allies. Southern Democracy, that we wanted Cu Gentlemen, I take it that you are all men ba and we would buy it if wc oould, and of seoe, and so I put it to you here to-j if Spain would not sell it we would take night, if I was to get up here and say it in any way; and do you suppose that that I believed Slavery was a divine in-j when wo say we don't mean to have citation, and that all my previous decla- Nicaragua we don't wan't to havo it! rations were false, tbatl was convinced I You are an old fool." Therefore, I say had been wrong, and that it was preferable as those men sre not punished, but as to liberty, and a religious institution fa-1 Walker goes to visit tho Prcnident of tho vored of God, as Gov. Magoffin has said, United States, that you are guilty of filli woald not every ono of you put your band j bustering. If ho had been taken at sea upon your purse, for fear I would Bteal iby any Government of sufficient power a your money 1 You would at once ,say,, broad that dare execute tho law contra "tbat man thinks to-day as bo always'did, ry to your sympathy, he would have been and in addition to all the rascalities we hung until be was dead, dead, dead, and have charged upon bim, he is an infernal there would have been the last of Billy hypocrite; we will not trust bim." It is the blue-eyed man of destiny, because I come out and tell you what I ! 7- You have ebtablished a censorship believe, that you to-day trust me to go of the pross, by a Post-office usurpation, among your negroes. Move the icene o- 8. Of a violation of the Constitution, ver the Hoe, and it is just the same. which provides that tho citizens of each The man who has ever seen the sanctity State shall be entitled to all privileges of the hearthstone preserved inviolate, 1 and immunities of citizens in tho several and who has gone iuto some common States. ecbool to receive his education, and who; 9, Of ay ropatizing with foreign despots, has watched the unparalleled development as Russia against Hungary, of tbe Free States, whoreads hi.J primer! 10. Of violating the compromise mca or his English Reader and studies the sures of 1850. Bible, and rises from tbe reading and tells! 11. Of violating the compromises of you that from his observation the condi- 1820. tion of Slavery is tbo true condition of hu-1 12. Of the usurpation of tbe Supremo manity, will some day teach you that at Court of political power in tho Dred Scott last the unjust thing shall not proper, case, where they undertake to overthrow and a lie shall not life forever. Ho who the decisions of all the State Courts, and has seon all these things, and turns round the acts of all tho Presidents who lived and tells you, in the South, I havo lived in tbe diys of tho Revolution, and in tho under all these institution., and I belit ve assumption by what tho Courts say ia the Slavery to bo a good thing, a divine in- obiter dicta, of powers belonging to the stitution, the beststato of society.don't you legislative department, political powerB know enough to say that tbat man is not not judicial. fit to be trusted I Some of your orators ; 13. Of rawing a civil war in Kansas, said, to-day, State tbe truth, and make and prosecuting John Brown raida as 1 them tell the troth survive or perish, 'have fhown. - That is the true sentiment. You ought not to trust them. - I will tell you whom you ought to trust. I trust the man who says : "Gentlemen, I don't believe that Slavery is a divine r ports of tbo convention to bear me out. This was aid "if they would not march up to that line set down, let them go.'' Why let theia go ! Because you don't trust them of course. If you trust them you will want them to stand by jou; if they arc your friends you will want tbeni all. Mr. SUver tooth Baid that Stephen A. Douglass was outside of tbe Democrat ic party already Why ! Because be stands upon the Democratic platform of IS56. A Voice in tho crowd Did the Con vention coincide with that view! Mr. Clay Mr. Graves's resolutions were voted down, which I understood to coincide with Douglas's view. A Voioo Was he named ! Mr. Clay If you vote down tho doc trine and the man that makes a speech, you don't leave much of the man. Laugh ter I tell you Douglas tands no chnnco. You have already degraded him from the Chairmanship of the Committee on Terri tories in tbe United States Senate are vou coins to take him un airain ! Your you nis marines oui, auu orougub uuu u muiviauai. anu wuai am tbe President . , ' , say ! Why, said he, "I have a great no tion to dismiss you from the service. You are a damn'd old fool." Langhter, "Did I not tell you, Commodore, at Os- a sham "Popular 15. Of n attempt to legislate Slavery into the Territory of Kansas, by this lat- ter day Lecomptoo movement. 16. Of denying naturalized citizens o- qual protection with the natives. 17. Of alterant inn to throw the Knnub - 14. Of introducing Sovereitntv." lie into a condition of colonial vasalage, of this great Union as a protection! Why, under tho ruse ot European power. i The Cluirleston Mercury and The Rich- Lat us look .at that. That is tho last moncl Eequirer say ,"W o will send to Lou count I find. Mr. Breckinridge, tbe pa- is Napoleon, and we will ask him to lend pers tell us, has said yes, Sir, Jobn has us eome troops to defend us!" Oh, shame! said that there is trouble brewing. Whatfhame! Are you going to brin us to this? is the matter, John 7 You and theDem- Is this tho reward that you offer u., tbat ooratio party have bad possession of the you will call on Louis Napoleon, the des Government for nearly three-quarters of pot of Franco, and his troops, and he a century; you have put up and you have! will defend us against these Northern put down; you have had control of the do- j traitors and fanatics. Are yon ready for meBtic and foreign policy of the country,; tbat, Democrats! We bae been led so you have been omnipotent in States and 'long by Democratic leadersi s this the in the Union, in the Senate and in Con-feai,t to which you havo invited us, that gross, you havo had tho Exccutivo and after you can no longer be preserved, that tho Judicial Department of tbe Govern- they will get Louis Napoleon, they can't mont, and the country is sick, is it! Why trust Victoria; obe has too many notions what is tho matter! Who bas been doc-1 of freedom about her) to preserve us. torin it ? Who has caused this breaking What does it mean? It means going ab- uo of bond of union of which we have board this day I I am sad, you are sad, we aro alt ad. It is indeed a porry Bight, to see a people in time of peace and pros perity dragged to the verge of dissolution,!' nnd the curious nart of it and the cru-: el part is that if one of you had a wife or Philip of Macedon Loui Nopoleon. daughter that you tenderly love, as you it not!. Tho battles in Kansas, which ought, you would not net as you now dojwero fought for the common liberty, is with this Union, that vou boast of so 'the reproach of Escbinesl Not only much. God knows, , as bad a man as I am thought to be, and aa Kentuckians are consummate tne suojecung us 10 a iorei,:n thought to be in general, I love my wife (alien despotism! I would that I could above all women; she is in health, and j evoke the geniu. of the iilustrous defend she goes and comes, she smiles and cries, !er of Grecian liberty, that my voice, like works and plays, and does all those things j his, could touch the hearts of my coun- that nature doigncd ber to do, and if 1 call in some doctor upon some lmmagma ry or real affliction of tbo great internal course of health, and the doctor brings hr tn hed. tho rose fades from her cheek. the bright oye becomes dull, and tho full fnrm hceomea emaciated, and I say, "Why Dr. the woman is dying, in the uamo of God what aro you going to do I "Well," says he, "the woman ia dy ing, I am sorry, but I nra going to vindi cate myself iu history." Great God, arc we American people, the free people of the nation to die, and if tho Union is dis solved, he intends' to vindicate the Demo cratic party iu history. I tell you good sense calls for a ohange ofdootors. Tho Democratic party bas brought you on the road to tbo devil. Change your pilot your rulers. Turn them out, and put other men at the helm. A Voice Who do you propose T Mr. Clay I am willing to take, for in stance, this much-calumniated man Sew ard, Chase or McLean, Lincoln, Bates, Bell, Bol)ts, or old Kentucky's favorite son Crittenden. Applause. If we could have him fairly and squarely upon the platform. Anybody except the old Doc tor. I have got a sad distate for bim. Laughter. Dissolution. Let us look a little at that thing of dis solution. A body would suppose with Canada far removed, that when it has be come dangerous for me to t-peak where there are millions of whito men to a few hundred thousand slaves, that slave property had become unsafe. Dissolve the Union, and move the line to tho north of the Ohio, aud would you have addi tional security! Does any man suppose is auy man mad enough to suppose that if tbeso people, once bound together by a common brotherhood of suffering, by association in ohurohes, by a common Christianity.by tho ties of education, can not remain in peace in the Union, that they would remain in peace out of it! Docs Mr. Breckinridge or Gov. MagofBn suppose suab a case as that! You have your answer when you say Gov. Wise, who, in tho last Presidential race, talked of seising upon the arnenal and marching to Washington to take pos session of tho archieves, and preventing tho inauguration of a Republican Presi dent, saying, now if there m auy fighting to be done it is to be dooo in tbe Union, and oot out of it; when you see your Democratic orators talking round and be coming tho defenders of tho Uuion. " " ' Don't vou all bocin to see tbe foil v of this thing, don't you all sec, what all men of common ?ennc must seo, that outsido of tho Union there lies less security for slave property! Certainly you dol No body supposes that thero would be any thing other than tbe way Mr Caldwell said to-day. Do you suppose you would have peace! No, bir, it would bo war to tbo knifo and the knife to the hilt. That! He appeals to these masses and asks them is what would bo th result. Wbero is to see for themselves and aot upon their your security , for your slave property I knowledge thus obtained, if this thing is then! Would you, eight millions of! not according to the doctrine of Jefferso.n, white men, enter upon a contest with this which I believe was pretty good Do twonty millions and hold your slaves at, mooraoy once! home. It is not to be heard of. More Now about this book I am jjoing to safety! Nol the fact is, you would havo ho frank. I did recommend this book, to sacrifice your negroes, like France and I say I have read this book earefully, Hungary did their slave proporty, at onco, and there is not a single incendiary doo at the beginniug of tho war. Then what trino in it there is not a einglo appeal would you gain so far aa you aro slave- to the slave. If it be insurrection autong holders! What are the non-slavahol- a people-professing to bo free to appeal ders to gain! Why, it reminds me to tho legal whito voters of tho country, of a history that a friend of mine, an in- for whose, protection the Constitution pro genious man, used to tell of a white man fesiea to ho made, to rise from a serfdom and an Indian. They got into a fight, to tbo same power and control of the gov and after a while tbo Indian, proving too ernment that the free laborers and free bard, tho white mafi took to bis heels, people of the North have done, it msur and while outrunning the .Indian, tho rcctionary- . latter cried out, Stop, white man, stop!" Let me go one step further, and say Hod the white man faallooed.out, ' Stop S tbajj'.tbere werceotne jdacea.m thai book I will bo damned if 1 do!" Why, gen tlemen, you ask all of us nono-slavcbol der of the whole Union who havo borne all the oppression, to sacrifice all tbe lib- erty wc nave, to return to those rules and regulations of despotism, against which we rose up in arms in 1776. ! VYhat do you propose to give u m itcu I fIT 1 'solutely back into irencn decpotism. Are you ready for tbat! The Vice-President is unfortunate in his allusion to the great Athenian orator. It is we who defend the liberties of the people, and they who propose to call in these, but all tho glory of the illustrious dead is in vain, if tbe Uemocrrtio party .i i e : irymen wuu uiu uiviue uruot my uu as pirations, till they would be again ready to cry out with one voice, "Let us march against Philip!" No", tfentlemen. That is the reason I came hero to-cight, because I heard this i thing is talked of because it is threaten- I . T- ,, T ed. i come to tell you as, i live, as we all live, thero is not a single true Repub lican but will shed his laht drop of blood before he will submit to this; they will figbt you for a thousand years ere they will submit; they will not relapse into French servitude. We preach no now doctrine, we invoke no new God, but standing by the old doo trine of '76, upon which our fathers fought and died, we say with Crittenden, that "that which is good to stand upon is good ground to fall upon." We invoke tbe people of the North and South to stand by the Constitution of the United States, and vindicate It beyond the pos sibility of a doubt. Who are the men that bave avowed tho intention to dis solve the Union! Look at tho record. Not a single county meeting, nor district convention, nor State assembly, nor na tional convention of tho Republican par ty has ever deolared that, in any emer gency, will they dissolve the Union. No, sirs, we eay all the time that we submit to Democratic rule while you slavehold em rule U3, and we submit because we know of no other policy, no other alter native, exct-pt it be force, and when tbat is used all law is silent, and the Govern ment becomes a despotism; whenever you resort to violence you havo an anarchy as has Mexico, which is continually at war because it does not stand by any Constitution or law. All our pledges and antecedents prove that we are bound to be loyal to the uuion of these States; and, therefore, I say, we oan safely claim your suffrages, not taking us by our avowals, but taking us by our acts. If wo havo submitted for eighty years, we are will ing to submit for eighty years more, un less! wc can persuade you to take hold of those glorious privileges which wo hold to be right. Helper's Crisis. Thero is a man in Carolina whose fath er was born, it is said, upon North Caro lina soil, and wc know not bow many oenturies before bis ancestors lived there, and it so happened that he belonged to that largo class of North Carolina that may bo called the working class, the non slaveholders. Ho saw tbe influeuco of Slavery upon the interests of that class of men, and ho broke away from the tramels of that party and published a book, and be tolls us, that how ever good a thing slave labor is for tho slaveholder, free labor is better for the non-slnvebolder. He takes up the census of the United States and he compiles at all unquestioned, and shows how the in stitution of tho South affects tho mass. published by bim that wo did n6t regard as just; and inasmuch as we conceived that the slaveholders held their property on the tenure that the Britifh held it, wo thought that it was a political question wc thought that tbo slaveholders should not be taxed. I wrote to him that that was a foolish thing, tut it wa? understood that all these objectionable things should be expunged, as Mr. Blair, of Minsouri bas said. He says it was understood that those ports were to bo stricken out, not that they were inoendiary, but that it was a blunder not to bo urged. I tell you, gentloo.cn, I stand on Hel per's phamphlet, and you may make tho tuo:t of what I say. Cries of "Go on," and "Wo will stand by you ail night.'' I have stood by you all the long daya of my youth aud niauhood, extinguished all the aspiration of ambition, suffered ignominy and coutempt, beeu denounced, spumed aud avoided by the men whoso interests I was arguing, by the white man, and wronged by the black man; but still holding myself true to one purpose, I stand there still. What to me now are tbe rosy tints of life, with my hair silver ed over, with my s-iuews stiffened with age; in the course of human events, I havo but little time to remain here. I say Ken tuckiau, come war, come peace, I trust in God I may have the fortune to stay thero during tho rest of my days, and that although the million may depart from me, there will be in Kentucky ono stand ing true to the last, whose aspirations may be, however visionary, however theoreti cal, true to the banner which I would have float over us. Tbe same old banner of 1789 each stripe with the progress of the ages paling into a brighter galaxy of stars I In the language of Webster, its motto no such miserable interrogatory, as Wrhat is all this worth I Nor those other words of delusion and folly, "Slaary and Union" far less "Slavery first and Union afterward,' and yet moro "Slavery with or without Union I" But his own glori ous sentiments for the which and with whieh with filial piety I walk backward and cover his late political nakedness I "Liberty and Union, now and forev er, ONE AND INSEPERABLE 1" Long and Short Days. At Berlin and London, tho longest day has sixteen hours and a half; at Stock holm it has eighteen and a half hours; at Hamburg, seventeen hours, and the short est seven; at St. Petersburg, tho longest day bas nineteen, - and the shortest five hour-; at Tornca, in Finland, the longest day has twenty-one hours and a half, and the shortest two hours and a half; at Wahderhus, in Norway, the day lasts from the a 1st of May to the 22d of July; and at Spithergen, the longest day is three months and a half. 0?"An Illinois editor challenges the State to produce n wife equal to hia foj smartness und muscl. Among tbe many things which she easily performed one morning beforo breakftt are whipping the editor, spanking nine children, kick ing over the table and breaking all the dishes, wringing a neighbor's nose for interfering, cutting off a dog's tail and throwing the servant girl into the cistern." Such a wife is a jewel. Fix the day. At a concert in Wiscon sin, at the conclusion of the song' "there's a good time coming," a country farmer got up and exclaimed : "Mister, couldn't you fix the date? That is what wc want just give the date, Mister." HpTbe total immigration from all fori-ign countries into the "United States for the year ending Dec. 31, 1859, was 166,000 being about 10 per cent, gain bb 1858. Good. Tbe mistakes of a layman. aro liko the errors of a pocket watch, which affect only an individual; but when a cler gyman crri, it is like the town clock go ing wrong bo misleads a multitude. JSrThc Placer (Cal) Herald tells of strawberries gathered at Placcrvillc, on the 9th of January, that were grown in tbe open air, and were as large as. wal nuts. " cath. 2S3-A couplo - of Kentuakians lately ! visited Boston, and sat down to dinner-oat the Revere House. Codfish balls were served at the table, and oue.pf the Ken tuckians taking them for corndodgers'' proceeded to brake one in two. Getting tbo scent of it ho turned to his partner, aud remarked in tho most solemn man ner, "something dead in that, said Toml" . A rapid and emphatic rcoital of tho following is said to be an infalliblo euro for lisping : Hobbs meets Snobbs and Nobbs; Hobbs bobs to Snobba and Nobbs; Hobbs nobs with Snobbs aod roba-Nobbn fobs. That is, aays Nobbs, thp worst for Hobbs jobs, and Snobbs sob?. BgyNot less than seven hundred1 per sona are said to be professionally .engag ed in counterfeiting money jnbe J5tae of Ohio alone. "