The Jeffersonian. (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1853-1911, November 25, 1858, Image 1
Bcvokb to politics, literature, Agriculture, Science, iHoraliti), aui eueral intelligence.- VOL 18. STROUDSBURGr, MONEOE COUNTY, PA. NOVEMBER 25, 1858. NO. 49. Published by Theodore Schoch, TERMS. Two dollars per annum in advance Two ilollars and a quarter, half yearly and if not paid be fore the end of the year, Two dollars and a half. No papers discontinued unlil all arrearages arc paid, iEPAdvertisements of one square (ten lines) or less, . : . el in . . I . .1 . t I t:bn,ii5 cents. Longer ones in propoilion. i ... JOB PRO TING. 4 Having a general assortment of large, plain and or jiarncntal Type, we are prepared to execute every de scription of Cards, Circulars, Hill Heads, Notes, Blank Receipts, Justices, Legal and other Ulanks, Famphlcls. io., prin ted willi neaiiiess and despatch, on reasonable terms at I his office. Live Within Your Means. We don?t like stinginess. We don't like "economy when it comes down to starvation. We have no sympathy with 'the notion that a poor man t-hould bitch himself to a post and stand still while the ret of the world moves forward. uo man's duty to deny himself of every 'amusement, every luxury, every recrea tion, every comfort that he may become rich. It is no rnau's duty to make an ice berg of himself to shut his eyes and ears to the suffering of his fellows---and to de ny himself the enjoyment that result-from generous actions merely that be may hoard wealth for his heirs to quarrel a bout. But there yet an ecnomy which is eve man's duty and which is commendable in the man who struggles with poverty an economy which is consistent with happi ness, and which must be practiced, if the poor would secure independence. It is every man's privilege, and it be comes his duty to live within his means : not up to but within them. Wealth does not make the man, we admit, and .should never be taken into the account in our judgment of men. But competence should be secured when it can he, and it almo.-t always can be, by the practice of econo my and self-denial to only a tolerable ex tent. It should be secured, not so much for others to look upon, or to raise us in in the estimation of others, as to secure the consciousness of independence, and the constant satisfaction that is derived from its acquirement and possession. We would like to impress this single fact upon the mind of every laboring man who may peruse this short article that it is possible for him to rise above pover ty, and that the path to independence, though beset with toils and self-sacrifice, is much pleasanter to the traveler than any one he can enter upon. The roan who feels that he is learning something more than he is spending, will walk the streets with a much lighter heart, and enter his home with a much more cheerful countenance than he who ppend-s as he goc, or falls gradually be hind his necesr-itios in acquiring the means of meeting them. Next to the slavery of intemperance there is no slavery on earth more galling than that of poverty aud indebtedness. Tho man who is everybody's debtor is ev erybody's slave, aud in a touch worse ooudition than he who serves a single master. For the sake of the present, then, as well as for the sake of the future, we would most earnestly urge upon overy workingman to live within his means. Let him lay by something every day if but a penny, be it a penny it is better than nothing; infinitely better than run ning in debt, a peny a day or a penny a week. If be can earn a dollar let him try, fairly aud faithfully, the experiment of living on ninety cents. He will like it. "People will laugb." L-1 them laugh. 'They will call me stingy." Better be called stingy than say you do not pay your debts. "They will wonder why I do not have better furniture, live in a finer houe, and attend concerts and play-hou-5C3." Let them wonder for a while, it don't hurt them, and it certainly won't hurt you. By and by you can have a fine house, and fine furniture of your own, and they will wouder again, and come billing and cooing around you like so many pleased fools. Try the experiment. Live within your means. Maine Farmer. Bring out your To and Cak 3. Among the company of a grand five dollar ball given at New Orleans, last spring, in honor of some public event, was a green 'un who had never seen anything of the kind upon so grand a scale and was totally at a loss to understand the ri diculous, new fangled dances wbich pre- vailed. Paving an enormous price for a .ticket and having boen fasting for some time in anticipation of the supper, his , whole thoughts were directed to the en- ; joyment in that Hue in store for him. j He itrode up and down the saloon with his hands in his pantaloons pockets, ac- j costing every waiter be encountered with: : "Boy, look here, is supper most ready? ' At last supper was announced, and in , rushed our hero in advance of every bo- ! dy, and seating himself upon the centre ofthe table, began to beckon every wai- ter whose eye he could catch, but no one, wucb to bis indignation, approached him until after the ladies had been seated and served, when he was asked whether he would take some ham. j "Ham!" exclaimed he with the most profound astonishment. "Do you' spose, iir I can eat five dollars' worth of ham? Bring us some of your pound cake and such like. j J i-'Mr. Jenkins, will it suit yoa' to settle that old account of yours ?" " No, sir, J you are mistaken in the' man. I am not one of the old scUlcrs." , A Remarkable Case of Dishonesty. From the Chicago Tribune. A most singular case of dishonesty on a large scale, by an bumble employee in a mercantile house. ba8 iust been brought ... ' " O to light in this city. lie n iru wo could pronounce it singular in other respects ; than of mere magnitude, but it is two true that no small lu-t enrolls the number of employees who are suffered almost notori j ously to carry on expensive living by rob bing their employers. Some months ago at an early hour af ter the usual closing of our Lake street dry good stores for the evening, an alarm of fire was sounded for the First District, and tho salesroom of Messrs. Thompson & Wetmore, a dry good and silkhouse on Lake street, near tba corner of State street, was found to be on fire. The shut- T . ters and doors were forced and the prem--it is . . , , . . . , ,r ises deluged with water, the fire being ex tinguished without extended progress, al though it included in more or less serious loss and ruin both the store and tho silk aud shawl room in the second story, hav ing boen at work upon the stair case, the flames thus invading both rooms. Q'ho earliest investigation as to the origin of the lire, and the statements of those first on tho ground at the earliest appearance of the same, though nothing was devel oped to fix a definite crime upon any per son, was nevertheless almost irresistibly the source of grave suspicions implicating the occupants of the premises. Had they been leas the high minded and well esteemed men of business they were, the members of the firm could have less fully and completely and on the ground of character alone refuted the im plication. The houso had been well es tablished and doing an excellent business, but not long after the fire made an as signment, and have sinco been winding up the business of tho late firm in tho hands of Frederick Tuttle, Esq., assignee. About the first of last month, Cyrus P. Bradley, the well kuown police detective of this city turned his very wide awake at tention to a matter wbich was apparently needing some such notice. The point proved a good one, the lead was well worth working, and bis discovered most excellent results as far as the advance ment of the cause of justice is concerned. Information reached the detective that a German, named Frederick Gross, living on Wells street and employed as a porter in Thomson & Wetmore's store, was sell ing large quantities of dry goods in the shape of silks, velvets, flannels, blankets, boaiery, gloves, buttons, and various arti cles, at about half their cost to various tailers and small dealers in tho city, and had also peddled to a large extent in the country among farmers. Further inves tigation revealed the fact that Gross camo to this city about three years ago very poor, and at the time in question was in possession of a bouse very finely furnished and also had large sums of moucy loaned out. This sudden accumulation of wealth not coinciding with the low-salaried occu pation of a porter, and the fact of his do ing such a thriving business in the dry goods line, gave rise to the suspicion that the goods were stolen from the store. Capt. Bradly at once informed Freder ick Tuttle, Esq., the assignee, of his sus picions aud inquired if there was any de ficiency in the store. Mr. T. replied af firmitively, but still was very loth to sus pect Gross, as both Messrs. Thompson & Wetmore and the clerks had the most im plicit confidence in the porter, and had trusted the store in his bands several times. It was determined, however, to keep a strict watch upon bim, and accor dingly the employees watched him during the day, and Capt. Bradly at night. Du ring the watch the latter traced bim to several places where he had sold goods, and the former observed bim take a piece of flannel after serving a customer. Thinking the matter had gone far e nough, Capt. Bradley visited bis house on Fiiday and found there $600 worth of goods of every description, packed away in trunks, boxes, carpet bags, and in ev ery available place. He was subsequent ly arrested, and acknowledged taking the goods. It is believed that the operations of this Gross extent over three year?, and reach an extent of 810,000, though be himself "thinks bo did not tako quite as much as that.'-' Ho has thus been a persistent and suc cessful robber of bis employers, mana- . . ging nis operations with a skill and in dutry worthy of a better cause, and the while he was realising a goodly income from bis dishonesty, had the prudence onu skill to keep bis apparent expenses aD md of living within the means of 0,8 cass f Wc plan of operation was 88 follows: He came down to the store before breakfast, opened it, swept out, and placed the show goods outside of the window. After the clerk came, and while he was walking to tho back part of the store, Gross would go out and taking a roll of goods, go to bis breakfast. Small articles be would tako during the day, and put in bis pockets when unperceived - by his employers and clerks. Since his arrest facts have been discovered which lead to the belief that Gross bo's added to the list of his erimes the firing of the Store of bis employes as above, to conceal a deficiency in the silk department. It n88 been discovered that on the day af- ter the fire, he told bis wife that be might be arrested for it, and wanted her to swear an alibi, fact which gives strong grounds for tho suspicion of his guilty connection with the fire. On Satuday morning Gross was examined beforonTustice Milli- ken and fully 81,500 bail. committed in default o Short Patent Sermon. , I shall give you a sermon drawn from the following text : The lady who before the tub, Is not ashamed to wring and rub ; Or on the floor ashamed to scrub, And cares not who calls into see, Her laboring so industriously, Will make a wife for you or me. to-day My brethern, sinco you know that mar riage is a divine institution, aud that ev ery one of you should have a wife, what kind of a rib would you selct 7 A pretty useless little doll, or a woman big and spunky enough to rassel with a bear, and come off first best ? I imagine you would care nothing for either extreme; but you would look for personal charms. O, you foolish idollators at the shrine of beauty Know you not that hundrods of husbands are made miserable by handsome wives, and that thousands aro happy in the po session of homely ones! homely without, but beautiful within. Alas ! what is beau ty ? It is a flower that wilts and withers almost as soon as it is plucked, a trans ient rainbow, a fleeting meteor, a deceit ful will-of-the-wisp, sublimigated moon shine. Tho kind of a wife you want is of good morals and knows bow to mend trowsers, wbo can reconcile peeling pota toes with practical or fashionable piety, who can waltz with the churn dash, and sing with the tea kettle who understands broomology, and the true science of mop ping who can knit stockings without knitting ber brows, and knit up her hus bands raveled sleeve of care, who prefers sewing tares with her needle, to sowing the tares of scandal with ber tongue. such is decidedly a better half. Take her if you can get her let her be up to the elbow in the suds of the wash tub, or picking the geese in the cow stable. My hearers my text speaks of a lady before the wash tub. You may think it absurd, but let me assure you that a fe male can be a lady before the tub in the kitchen as much as in the drawing room or in the parlor. What constitutes a lady 7 It is notacostly dress,paintfor theoheeks, false hair and still falser airs; but it is her general deportmcnt.her intellectual endow ments, and that evidence of virtue which commands the silent respect and admira tion of the world. She would be recog nized as a lady at once. It matters not where or in what situation she were found whether searching for bed bugs with a hot poker, or hollering hallelujah at a Methodist camp meeting. All that I have further to say, fellow bachelors, is that, when you marry, see that you get a lady inside and out one who knows how to keep the pot boiling and looks well to her household. So mote it be. Dow, Jr. Local Items. Tbe following items of local intelli gence wo copy from a paper issued some where in tho backwoods of Pennsylvania. The principal occurrences related are such as might happen in any locality, and wo therefore give them as we fiud them, allowing our readers to make the needful modifications for themselves: "Wo learn that tho river is very low and fish plenty. Next Monday will bo the first day of our first fair, and from all appearances it's going to bo a first-rate show; there's to bo a 'flyinghorse,' a 'rear ing mule,' and a -tumbling jackass' on hand, expressly for the benefit of the la dies, and Gum' Davis is expected to get drunk by tbe timo class G. is attended to. Matrimony has been greatly on the in crease for some time past, and after a while somethingclse willbeontheinorease. Sev eral jugs of Squire Murriab's Mountain Dew have left town lately. Somo scoun drels broke into Mr. Gormley's cellar, got some fish-oil instead of whiskoy, left his garden gate open, and an old sow enter ed and cat up all his sour-krout on tbe stalk. Warren money is now good, and John Forker's potatoes didn't turn out so well as they might have done; there wll be an average crop generally. Ross Porter's oxen run off last night, smashing down some eighty rods of fence; the low stage ofthe river, and the rise of candle wick, induces us to whittle our splinters down to a point. Cash receipts of the week fifty cents and a dime from Mr. John Martin, and trouble and torn trousers." "Bob, that is a fine horse you have there what is bo worth?" "Three hundred and fifty dollars." "No, not so much as that!" "Yes, every cent of it and another fifty on the top of it." "Are you sure?" "Yes,ril swear to it." "All right." "What aro you so inquisitive for?" "Merely for assessing purpose; I am assessor for this ward, and only wanted to know what you rated your nag." 8ST The aggregate vote of the Sta'le of nnsylvania this year is 6,049 larger n it was last year on Governor. & Pen than I polite to all whom you meet. "Yoa can Outdoor sports being chased by a not ;U(jge of a man by the coat ho dears;" mad ox, or collecting bills for printers. anQ oveD tDo poprest should be treated wjtb civility. Take up your books, Sir. Tbe anxiety that a man feels for want I shall tell no ono of what has passed. of funds is called capital punishment. If you change your course,- nothing which Be Courteous, or the Eailroad Conductor f Caught. Tbe following incident illustrates the adage, "You cannot jude of a man by the coat he wears:" "Halloa, Limpy, the cars will start in a minute; hurry up, or we shall leave you behind!" The cars were waiting at a station of one of our Western railroads. The en gine was puffing and blowing. The baggage-master was busy with baggage and checks. The men were hurrying to and fro with chests and valises, packaged and trunks. Men, women and children were rushing for the cars, and hastily securing tbeir'seats. while the locomotive snorted, and puffed and blowed. A man carelessly dressed was standing on tbe platform of the depot. He was looking around him, and seemingly paid littlo attention to what was passing. It was easy to see that he was lame. At a hasty glance one might easily have sup posed that he was a man of neither wealth nor influence. The conductor of the train gavo him a contemptuous look, and slapping him familiarly on tbe shoulder, called out, "Halloa, Limpy, better get aboard, or tbe cars will leave you behind!" 'lime enough, I reckon," replied the individual so roughly addressed, and he retained bis seemingly listless position. The last trunk was tumbled into the baggage-oar. "All aboard!" cried the couductor. "Get on Limpy!" said he, as he passed tho lame, carelessly dressed man. The lame man made no reply. Just as tho train was slowly moving a- way, tbe lame man stepped on the plat- orm of tbe last car, and walking in, quietly took his seat. nil 1 1 " 1 me tram naa movoa on a lew mues whon the conductor appeared at tho door ofthe car where our friend was sitting. Passing along he soon discovered tbe stranger whom he bad seen at tbe station. "Hand out your money here!" "I don't pay," replied the lame man very quietly. "Don't pay?" "No Sir." "We'll see about that. I s'tiall put you out at the next station!" and he seized the valiso wbich was on the rack over tho head of our friend. "Better not be so rough, young man," returned the stranger. The conductor released the carpet bagfor a moment, and seeing he could do no moje then, be passed on to collect the fare from other passengers. As he stopped at a seat a few paces off, a gentleman who had heard the conversation just mentioned looked up at tbe conduotor and asked him: "Do you know to whom you were speaking just now?" "No, Sir." "That was Peter Warburton, the Pres ident of the road." "Are you sure of that, Sir?" replied tbe conductor, trying to conceal bis agita tion. "I know him." Tbe color rose a little in the young man's faoe, but with a strong effort be controlled himself, and went on collecting tbe fare as usual. Meanwhile Mr. Warburton sat quietly in his seat none of those who were near him could unravel the expression of his face, nor tell what would bo tbe next movement in the scene. And be of what thought ho? He had been rudely treated; he had been unkindly taunted with tbe infirmity which bad come prob ably through no fault of bis. He could revenge himself if he chose. He could tell the Directors tbe simple truth, and the young man would bo deprived of bis place at once. Should he do it? And yet, why should he care? He know what he was worth. He knew how he had risen by bis own exertions to the position be now held. When, a little orange peddler, he stood by tbo street crossings, he had many a rebuff. He bad outlived those days of hardship; ho was respected now. Should ho care for a stranger's roughness or taunt 7 Those wbo sat near him waited curiously to sec tbo end. Prosently tho eonductor came back. With a steady energy bo walked up to Mr. Warburton's side. He took his books rom bis pocket, the bank bills, the tick-" ets wbieb he had collected, and laid them in Mr. Warburton's hand. "I resign my place, Sir," be said. The President looked over the accounts for a moment, then motioning to the va' cant seat at his side, said: "Sit down, Sir, I would like to talk with you." As tbe young man sat down, the Pres ident turned to bim a face in wbich was no angry feeling, and spoke to bim in an under tone. "My young friend, I have no revenge ful feelings to gratify in this matterr but vou have been verv imorudent. Your manner, had it been thus to a stranger would have been very iniurious to the m terests of tho Company. I might tell theTm f " bnt 1 mU p 80 I should throw you out of your si ;t,0 Bnd jon.ghtfind ,t difficult to xy doing situa- find another. But in future, remember to be has happened to-day shall injure you. Your situation is still contined. Good morning, Sir. The train of oars swept on, as many a train bad done before; but within it n lesson had been -given and learned, and the purport of the lesson ran somewhat thus Don't judge from appearances. Keep the Staff in Your own Hand. TBero was living at Harlem, an old man who related the following story of himself. He was possessed of a good j farm, with servants aud everything nec essary for bis business, and bad but one child, a son, who having married, it was agreed that the young couplo should live in the house with the parent, as be was a widower. Things went exceedingly well for some timo, when tbe son proposed to the parent that he should make over to bim his estate, promising to build a new bouse and otherwise improve the farm. Tho father, through persuasion, gave him a deed or a gift of it, and everything be longing to it. After a few years, as the father grew old, he grew a little fretful and dissatis isfied, while the son thinking that he bad nothing more to expect from bim, forgot bis filial duty, and used bis father worse than be did his servants. The old man was no longer permitted to cat at the ta blo with bis son and wife, but compelled to take bis meals in tbe chimney corner, and be continually otherwise ill used by them. Tbe old man ate bis victuals dai- lv from a wooden bowl, which his son made for him. His erandson Baw his father make this bowl, and sat making iust such another. Being asked by bis father what he made "aruuesa 01 me rocits ui wmco meir ma it for, he answered, 'for you to eat out 1 terials once formed a part. Clays which of when you grow as old as grandfather. I contain an alkali and iron, readily fuso Although this ought to have turned bis I at a oigh temperature,- wbereas neither heart, and made him reflect that as he 1 alumnia nor silica fuse, when unmixed dealt by bis father, he might expect to be ' with otuer substances. Burnt bricks are dealt with by his children when be grew simple cubes of clay submitted to pres old, still it had no effect with him, and , ure in molds, and gradually dried, to e the ill usage was carried to such an ex- vaporate the moi.ture slowlyr then they tent, that tbe old man could no longer ! are exposed to a bigh heat in the burning bear it, and left the bouse and went to a , process. As clay shrinks greatly when relation and noighbor of his, declaring, . lfc i9 Deing driod aQd burned, articles made that if bis friend could not help him to , of ifc raUst he fired very carefully, or they get his farm back again, he should be 0- wil1 break in pieces or become distorted bligod to come and live with him. J in form.- For this reason, bricks, when His friend answered that he might molded, are first dried in the sun, before come and live with him, and, if he would thcJ arc burned; during wet weather, follow his direction, he would heln him ' tberefore, this business cannot be carried? to get bis estate again. "Take this bag on in our country in ;ac common way. of dollars, carry it into your room, at your ' Potter's clay for stone-ware contains son's, shut it un well in vour chest, and 43 5 Parts silica; alumnia, 32F-2; lime, about tbe time they will call you to din- ncr, shut your door and have all your mtusible m ajjorcelain HUn; it only in dollars spread on the table in the middle durates in firing. Tho glazed face in of the room. When tbey call you mako tonc-ware is made by a fusible composi a noise with them by sweeping them into . tion Put. on the surface, the bag again." I Kaolin or porcelaiu olaya are genrally The baft took immediately. The wife , foQD(1 in beds or 8eam3 among granitio peeped through the key bole and saw tho , rocks from .which they have been disin- dollars spread d out on the table, and told it to ber husband. When the old man came down they insisted on bis sitting at the table with them, and treated him with uncommon rsspoct The old man related to bis friend what he bad done, who gave bim diroctions what to do if bis son asked the money from him. After a few days, tho son discovered the old man very busily engaged in count ing out bis money, and at tbe next meal timo asked what money it was that he had been counting. "Only tbo money I had received for the discharge of one of the bonds I had standing out. I expect more in a few days, and I fear I shall be obliged to take Mr. N 's farm, upon whiob I have a mortgage, as he is not able to raiso the money, and if the farm is sold it will not fetch as much as will discharge the mortgage." After a few days, tbo son told tbe fath er he intended to build a house on the farm, and would bo glad if tho father would let him have tbe money. "Yes child, all that I have is coming to you. I intend giving you the bond and mortgage I bave, but then I think it will be best to put it all together in a new deed of gift. I will get neighbor L to call here and get a npw." Accordingly his friend and cousin, who bad devised tho scheme, came to the house, when tho son gave tho old deed that another might bo drawn from it. When tho old man got the deed in bis hand, bo broke off the seal and commit ted the writing to tho fire, saying: "Burn! cursed instrument of my folly and my misery! and you, my dutiful children, as this estate is all my own a gaio, you must remove immediately, un less you be content to become my tenants; I bave learned by sad experience, that it is best for a parent to hold the loaf under his men arm and that one father can better maintain ten children, tban ten children can one father." Tbo Albany Statesman, alluding to a candidate for office, who was defeated in that city, says be had such an itching for office that his friends oonoluded to scratch him! "Master at home?" ''No, sir, ho'sout," "Mi'sfross at home?" "No sir, she's out,V "Then I'll step in and sit by the fire. "That's out tool" A Large Nest. In Philadelphia there is a Widow lady wlio has twenty-five childron, all living at home and none married. Clay and its Uses. There are few substances more useful tban humble clay. It is employed to contruct our Louses, in tho form of bricks: and, under tho names of china and htbne ware, it assumes tbo most varied and beautiful configurations in vessels' and ar ticles employed in every household. When we reflect on the varied uses of clay it'becomes an exalted material in our es timation, because it is indispensable to the supply of so many wants. Yet al though it has been employed in the arts from time immemorial, its composition and qualities arc not very generally known. Clay is the product of several kinds of rocks; its character being deter mined by that from which it is derived. It is generally found as a sedimentary deposit, having been disintegrated froin' rocks by tbe action of water and the at mosphere. Common blue clay is the pro duct of slaty rocks, and is a mixture of the oxyd of the metal alumnium and in palpable silica or sand'. It is the alumnt ous oxyd which renders it unctuous and plastio when moist, and capable,- in thafi state, of being molded into any form. ' The commou clay u?cd in making bricks' contains a little oxyd of iron; this, wbcu burned, imparts to them their peculiar rod color. Tho manufacture of bricks in our country is carried on very extensively, in volving the investment of an immense aggregate capital, and the employment of many thousand operatives. Within the ! past fifteen years, machines have super seded band-moulding in brick-making, in large Jar(l8- A!l articles made of clay, when exposed to a very high temperature, sucU as turning m a Kiln, acquire tho '3i5? ir0D. h water, 18. This clay is , legraieu. Jiucy contain no iron ieia- 8Par 3 their base. Most of tbe stono- ! Waro and finc porcelain wbich come into our country from abroad aro manufactur ed in Staffordshire, England, where 810,- ' 000,000 worth of articles are made an- nually, three-fourths of which are expof- farl msfl. f r A'mnpi.n Til..laf n eclain is cheaper, but it is iuferior to tbe French. As the gilding and ornamenting of china ware greatly enhance its value, and, of course, increase the tariff dues on it, much plain porcelain is now imported into, and afterwards decorated in this city. Fire-clay is composed of alumnia and silica; and bricks made of it aro very re fractory. Thoso used for our household stoves are exorbitant in price, and are generally inferior in quality, as they are" liable to fuse in burning what is called "red ash" anthracite coal, which contains a little iron. A stove can be liued in a more durablo manner with potter's clay than with fire-bfick, at one-third the cost. It is applied by plastering it on the met al, and allowing it to dry slowly after wards. This information may be useful to many of our readers, who can readily obtain such clay. Scientific American. 6ure: of Scours in Cattle. An Englishfarmer recommcds the use of acorn meal as a sure cure of diarrhea in horn cattle, sheep and lambs, aud young stock generally. He says: "I sent tho dried acorns to the mill to bo ground into flour, and, when I found symptoms of scour or diarrea in my cat tle, I ordered two haudfuls to be mixed in a bran mash, and given warm immedi ately, and to continue it once a day until tbe disease disappeared. This proved a never-failing cure in.-omuch that I nev er had any trouble from the di.casc after ward: and my neighbors, seeing this, had recourso to mo for a little of my acorn' flour when the disease appeared in their cattle, which, of course, I was glad to give them, the rc.-ult being the same as in my own case." A vender of cement describing its ac tion.faid it was peculiarly useful in mend ing jars. A purchaser inquired if it would mond the jar of a door? "Thero fs no ocoattion for its use in that oaso," said the pedlar, "for that is generally sound enough." Another asked him "if it would mend family jars?" "In that case, again, there is more sound than senso," replied tho pedlar, and va-' mosed. How we printers lie,' as tbo devil sad when he got up too late for breakfa$.